not happy edition
>you ready g-man?
iaaptrc
we're only making plans for nigelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZjZBCZWxpg
>aromatic incel
bit pissed
>>201892102
neutral evil
>>201892111
mad how accurate these songs arehttps://youtu.be/j5t5ecAeOW8
>>201892132ktim
having a little incel break at my incel job
Anyone who’s ever ordered a dildo not shaped like a mans penis needs to arrested and put down as a matter of national security
>>201892151r u alright mate
why are britons like this
woke brigade out today
sick of having no purposesick of being alone all the timesick of ruminating on my failures constantlysick of not being able to sleep properlysick of the continual collapse of this shithole countrysick of it all
>>201892132>what time will you be home, Michael?
>>201892117That dude sprinkling herbs and shut on his shaved legs and defending women's body counts on the Internet
>>201892189>reportedmost scientifically astute anti white
>>201892189>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN :DD:DDDD YOU SHOUD OB PREVENTED DIS :DD
>>201892111I Am A Protestant That Repents Catholics
>>201892011 Cromwell enslaved thousands of Scots in VirginiaAnd theres no such thing as the "lowlands">and they're less Celtic than people from North West England.Yes Duncan MacAlpin from Leuchars is an Anglo-Saxon but Aethlered Saxonson from Angle town is a pure GaelReminder nobody believes your Schizo Anglo-Saxon theories
>>201892205workout, move country
>>201892189Why do Indians insist upon using their made-up numbers
>>201892151
>>201892229yeah? that happened did it? fascinating mate
>>201892230workout is a NOUN
>>201892189>lakh>times of IndiaOh deary, you're an actual jeet
>>201892189>Britons it's not us. It's foreigners. Invaders. the number of rapes directly correlates with the number of non-natives in Britain. I've never heard of a English grooming gang or a Welsh grooming gang. Have you? No. But you have heard about the Pakistani grooming gangs. Dozens of them, maybe even hundreds.
You lads see the news?
>>201892243Sweden is GAY. Think about that.
>>201892230>>201892243Imagine getting schooled by an ESL
>>201892205same
>>201892259...prefer not to say
>>201892243English people have a divine right to verb nouns and noun verbs
>Is Emily in?
>>201892189>per lakh
>>201892240Yes I uh nobody denies this there's even a play about these Scottish slaves it was known by everyone then I just uh don't understand you
angela white is the only aussie i’ve ever wanked over i reckon
so horse polio (PEM) is probably a lot like beriberi, where you fortify the food with thiamine (our bread is fortified with it i think - its common for governments in countries such as Canada and the US, UK, to fortify their cereals with thiamine, iron, etc.)
fake diego
face looks like shiteye bags look like shithair looks like shithuge nose looks like shitscrawny skinnyfat 5'10 physique looks like shiteverything about me is fucking shit, i should legit be euthanised
>>201892259no what happened
>>2018922331) All numbers were made up.2) All numbers were made up by Indians.3) You're welcome.
>>201892301cope>>201892303>5'10lucky bastard
>>201892294go away you mumbling cretin
>>201892272Do you drive
>>201892275how come you went from posting off your avatar flag (which ive filtered) to talking to yourself (which i hide) to starting new threads with it once those are hidden? its so pathetic that you want attention with this
Why do women get upset that men care about their “body count”?Men want a nice woman to spend their lives with and start a family with. A history of not having serious relationships and having sex with everyone isn’t a good indicator.I wouldn’t be upset if I applied for a job as an electrician and the guy said “no, you have no experience as an electrician”.Or am I an incel?
>>201892311>1) All numbers were made up.Wrong>2) All numbers were made up by Indians.Wrong
>>201892316yeah he drives me insane
>>201892294have you ever ridden a horse tobester?
>>201892316yes>>201892332lol
>>201892294>two examples after and Mousey I’m worried now, are you low IQ?
>>201892315animal feedstock is a hot topic in the UK (our beef is the best) and US (they are always complaining) - even the EU and then on to the trade deals with them and the UK. its also important to know what is in the foods. me i like fortified animal feedstock :)
ignoring the hardcore pol people and freak bbc fanatics i think id rather have a black friend than a gay friend, they're just funnier. not a big fan of arabs though
>>201892311Hi p00m4n
>>201892322>Men want a nice woman to spend their lives with and start a family withClearly not as seen by the birth rate
>>201892308Can't say or janny will have my head. It's enough to make a grown man cry a whole TWO TEARS
>>201892344ive got to include the UK because we are so good other countries should copy us - so if we do something, it should be included, with those other countries
>>201892360I am a man (penis) and I want this
>>201892223BLESSED
>>201892322I think its an american woman thing. Most women I talk to agree an insanely high body count is a red flag, for guys and girls>>201892377fuck must've been bad then
>>201892354Having a black mate is based, they make you feel so cool. One of my flatmates in uni was Nigerian and when we all went out together to the student union he gave us such an aura boost
SUV drivers are the biggest mongs on the roadgormless cunts
ever had one of these mousey?
>>201892354All cultures can agree that mincers are fucked. Even if you say you don’t mind gays, you’re still gonna feel disgust when a bloke tries it on you
>>201892416>SUVFOY
horse fact: horses communicate through vocalizations, body language, and facial expressions.
>>201892416ktim I drive a dacia duster and I’m a fuckinh awful driver
>>201892425what would you call them then?
>>201892439blog on you sinffuerably biring bastard
>>201892416they're all out on the roads again the morning and late afternoon doing the "school run" now, most entitled and shite drivers
>>201892439So you're saying if a horse winks at my wife I should knock his block off?
>>201892303I'm looking good personally and I have a slim 6'3 frame
>>201892450how is it a blog if im not a horse >>201892420ew that looks like one of those with the horrible layer of white cheese at the top
sucked a willy and swallowed cum before had my arse fingered by a fella while he wanked me off pissed down a lads throat and over his arse shagged a lad while his partner watched HOWEVER seeing two lads being romantic in public or the thought of kissing/cuddling one utterly repulses me
>>201892452BMW drivers are arseholes but at least they're otherwise competent driversSUV cunts are inept AND they're arseholes
>>201892416>it’s a woman driving a Land Rover episodeUp there with cyclists when you live near a lot of country lanes
>>201892421Not gay but I would be flattered if a little bent fella flirted with me, would feel validated. I would politely turn him down of course but still
>>201892151Any one that I'm not obligated to marry cause I don't want to leave a child without a father
>>201892465ipswich?
>>201892416t. pathetic little toyota aygo driverrattled
>>2018924454x4
>>201892474woman + suv = legitimate safety hazard
>>201892275Hello, good sir. Emily is in her bedroom. Would you like me to call her down for you?
Diego lying down and sticking his legs in the air to take photos of his bumhole to check if he's still a virgin
>>201892486They fear the volvo estate driver
eeeeeeee i just got a little bit of acid reflux in my throat from my spit which burned like acid or heat on its way down and giving me heartburn then shortly afterwards causing shortness of breath from that "heat" i felt
everyone ITT wears a fedora
rorkes on a mad one
need a shave
Is it possible to still get free SIM cards that don't need activation by paying and giving your bank details? The time has come to risk the plunge into the world of online dating but i'm not using my real phone number for that
>>201892510looks like a hearse bet it handles like one too
>>201892501LOL
>>201892522toby!!!!!!! :D
>it’s an old person driving 20mph on a narrow/one-way road episode
>>201892322Men having high body count = good, feel like an alphamaleWomen having high body count = bad, she's gonna cuck me for alphamaleMe = sex outside of marriage is a sin
>>201892524horses are the complete opposite of fedora. none of you understand
>>201892529Almost had an environment kill for triple points
is there anything gayer than a man saying he "giggled" at something?grown men don't "giggle". they laugh or chuckle or whatever. get a clue you deranged paedophile, throw yourself off a bridge.
>>201892155is there anywhere/anything good in the UK?cities - shittowns - shitcountryside - weird/old people
Things I’ve done in the past year:>clipped about 6 wing mirrors (I take a pretty narrow road to work that has a school on it and all the mong parents park on the road and make it difficult to get past them)>went in to the back of an old man at some lights really late at night. He was fine but I saw him get out of the car so I overtook him and sped off so he didn’t get my insurance details>driven drunk at least twice (after maybe like six pints so not wrecked)>speed on the motorway every weekendPoints on my licence? 0
bro drives a ford ka and thinking he the king of the road :skull:
Getting absolutely hammered by toilberg for something which isn't my fault. Can't be arsed arguing and throwing someone else under the bus. Wish I wasn't a thicko and had some desirable skills so I could tell him to shove his job and fuck off somewhere else. Alas.
>>201892573chortling
>>201892533Yeah think 3 will still send one to your house for free, just search free SIM card. I used to go through them at one point
>>201892529ohh that is very unfortunate for the other guybut he got hit whilst clearly trying stop or pause the fight again after falling down. the person who got hurt was hitting a begging man
nth for the baddiedem
>>201892551women don't like men considered players though and if you've slept with women within their social mileu they'll be put off by you especially if you haven't treated them well
up to futurama season 8, kind of lost its charm when it became modern
>>201892085thinking of helium asphyxia this weekend.
>is Diamonique in?
Giggling while I goon like some kinda clown
>>201892603fucks dogs. VERY CLEARLY gets fucked by dogs
>>201892533You can buy prepaid sims on Amazon (if you count that since you’re not giving your bank details to the phone company only to Amazon)Or buy them at supermarkets in cashWhy do you care so much about them having your bank details? You can get a Lebara sim now with like 6gb of data for 1.50 a month
>>201892573I sNigger at things
>>201892608think its just down to different logic and reasons between the sexes
>>201892573I do a little mutley laugh and then shake my head in gentle derision
>>201892619dont do that people actually need helium hope you dont kill yourself at all but yeah who am i
>>201892669Giggled at this
you lads ever done a poo mid wank? or alternatively started a wank mid poo?
>I want a SIM with data on and it’s very important that there is no link between it and my name or bank account‘
there's no where i want to live in the UKit's all so shit
>>201892688think the smell would put me off desu
>>201892619watch a film with a cup of tea instead
>>201892577When I was 20 I drunk drove absolutely hammered and lost a tyre mid journey. Still carried on driving and there was sparks coming from where the wheel was scraping the road. Got away it somehow and the worst I’ve ever got is a fine for driving a diesel in Bristol because apparently you’re meant to know if a random uk city was ULEZ or not
computerpost a horse fact
>>201892533MI5 need to keep an eye on this post
would get one of those 3 year 4chan passes if bans weren't handed out so arbitrarily
>>201892608There's most "players/fuccbois" aren't alphas. And that clique thing girls have got going on is gone after some drinks and Chad charisma. People are fickle, if alpha tried it she's hopping on
>>201892597I tried this but when it came in the post it said i still need to register and activate it by putting some money on it (thus giving my details). Don't want to give my details because if online dating is a total fail (likely) then i can always restart with a new SIM >>201892640If i can't get a free one i guess i'll just pay in cash then. I don't need any data just need a random SIM to register for this modern world bullshit>>201892743Zoomer
you arent allowed in Bristolyoure driving a disel so you cant come here. not allowed in Bristol (to drive a diesel)
Might move to China.
>>201892688Came whilst shitting when I was a horny teenager when I was looking for the ultimate pleasure but it was obviously mad hassle aligning the two perfectly. Just have vanilla sex + wanks now but worth a try if you haven’t just so you can tick it off the bucket list
>>201892785good post
one thing that i thought weird on the RSPS was the day after i killed lizard "people" for 14 hours straight (in their own homes!) and looked the next day to see that i had 8 lizard "people" "pets" from doing that. i think it was pretty sus
>>201892776With a post like this I can guarantee you're having zero success on dating apps
>>201892501Here she is. The both of you have fun
>>201892635It's not even a full fur suit
THERE'S WHISKEY IN THE FREEZER
>>201892696Plenty of other reasons lad
>>201892750Got a ban for racism the other days for saying I hate non-whites. Utter state of it
shes literally perfect by the way
the gf
>>201892635Corrr i hope soImagine having a bird like that you know she’d be up for anything
The Nonce is posting weird shit gimmicks no one replies to again
I hate women so much but I love them so much at the same time.
>>201892869EYYY I GOT MY TOUNGE OUT FOR DA GRAM! YOOOOO JERSEY SHORE WOOOO! FHUGETTABOUDIT
>>201892869ZAMN
Diego calling others boring. Pottery.
>>201892869goon owned
>>201892888Watch this and let me know if you like themhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725570931720614.webm
on the bus lads
>>201892582Yh take it like a good little cuck that’s it
who is barming my poo
>>201892931needs a good hiding
>>201892828Probably. I was in some very LTR (5+ years) and i've never used any dating apps and i suck at first impressions as it is
>>201892933>working on a SundayWhy?
>>201892966?
>>201892966erm
youd think that a large bottle of green liquid would take thick and sludgy, like nuclear waste. but it doesnt :). thats my favorite thing abt mtn dew
>>201892933mad how much you've changed swedelad
>mamma Misato>her son Narutoso cute x
>>201892933Mum makes me wear my high vis when I go to the corner shop because it's across the road :/
>>201892931Psycho vibes
>>201892696Literally said i don't need the data, just to register to hese apps. If by miracle there are matches and hit it off i'll just give them my real number
how many sexual partners can a woman have before it starts to cause doubts in you?
i am hungry for cock
>>201892151disgusting art stylecaptcha related
>>201893014why
not going to piss in bottles for my mtn dew im too much worried about the contaminations in there that might be from my immune system
>>201893011Is this a riddle?
>>201892995innit, clue gained perhaps >>201893006yh?
>>201893011How old is she
>>201893011Depends how old they are. If an 18 year old had 5 partners I'd judge them, if they were 30 I wouldn't think anything of it.
>mop
>>201892836
>>201893029molested as a kid
>>201892577least evil brit poster
>>201892836>>201893062heathersubhuman you are mentally ill
>>201893011Depends on their age, but as a 22 year old I'd say more than about 5 I'd raise an eyebrow
^ not me not my post
>>201893011Any at allIf a woman isn't a virgin then she isn't with me
*opens brit**sees a bunch of autistic freaks posting*ah.... yes
can't stop thinking about my fish n chip lunch yesterdaywas well nice
u spastics dont get itit's good that whoredom is popular now and women brag about hteir sexual partnersyou now know who to avoidand who the genuine decent people are
>>201893031Fucking weird bastard you are mousey. Bet you reek
>>201893058is this satire
*opens 190s arse**10 litres of African semen inside*
>>201893108nah not anymore but im glad you made this post to remind me to shower today like i was meant to 2 days ago
>>201893105You say avoid like you have the choice to decline a woman
im literally Christian Bale
playing a poo like a harmonica
>>201893136i assumed not everyone here would be permanent incels but you are right that was a silly asusmption
>>201893127So you reek then
Can't stand freaks who take work too seriously. Unless you're a doctor or work in any other field where a mistake could kill somebody, you need to fucking wind your neck in and relax.I also hate those people (normally boomers) who are like "I DO LOADS OF OVERTIME ME, I BREAK MY BACK AT WORK GRAFTING, I WALK UPHILL BOTH WAYS TO GET TO WORK, NOT GOING TO RETIRE UNTIL IM 85 ME, ONCE A GRAFTER, ALWAYS A GRAFTER"Fucking pathetic, who are they trying to impress? The only reason I go to toil is because it pays more than I would get on benefits. If benefits were higher I would pretend I have chronic back pain and cheat the system as much as possible to suck money right out of the government with ZERO shame.
>>201893127Stinky! Get in the shower before your council worker has to hose you down in the garden again
call becky chi chi man
>>201893111nope
>>201893160no because i am literally so covered with a thin layer of aluminium everywhere on my skin except my penis and balls
New security scanners at Luton Airport lads. Don't need to take out laptops or liquids out anymore, nor do you have to use a clear plastic bag. Security checks were a breeze.Air travel is healing.
>>201893162dosser
I feel like chicken tonight
just dislodged a bothersome bogey
>>201893183omg i love luton nowoh wait i'll never fly from there lmao
>>201893162>Fucking pathetic, who are they trying to impress? toilbergthey've been buck broken by their toil masters
replies that hes gotten: 0 >hmm maybe it is the flag. let post without the avatar flag for a moment. thats why im not gettnig replies
>>201893182Crazy thing is I’m not 100% sure this isn’t someone pretending to be Toby or just Toby lying
pulling bogeys from where they should not be and putting them where they belong
>>201893200Had one of those good ones with a crusty end attached to a long thick gooey one that seemed to pull out from the bottom of my soul.Felt like a new man afterwards
acetaldehyde metabolites and not acetaldehyde itself is responsible for ethanol-induced lipid peroxidationif you wrote this title and cited a similar paper - or wrote it by putting together references for information, then you can own little part to go do experiments with, by using not acetaldehyde (so anything) to test with after you do your own tests to try replicate their results
Luton goons impatiently waiting for palegyaldem to finish school for today
might go for a wlak in this lovely morning weather
>>201893183airports make me anxious man last time i went they delayed the flight, then undelayed it so suddenly i was late, then kept being iffy about letting me through like bro....
How long should you work at a job you hate before looking elsewhere without it looking bad on your CV?I've been at my current job for 8 months now and it's destroying me. I hate the environment, hate the culture, hate the "not my problem" mentality I get when I ask for help.I'm strongly considering just asking to go back to my old job but that might be embarrassing.God I should've studied something better at uni.
>>201893248while you post on 4chan alone
>>201893251omg samethought about taking a drive somewhere for a proper hike but i cant be arsed. or maybe ill change my mind.
>>201893251its 11oclock but go nuts
>>201892085a black physician from alabama is still richer than a richest european viscount
>>201893262
>>201893260Oh mate just changed whenever. Gf’s sister does it every other month and still finds work
chiseling the crust of bogeys that hangs beneath my nostrils
>>201892931not clicking on /gif/ links mate sorry
>>201893292she also fucks dogs btw
>>201893180Rebecca's not here at the moment
>>201893305Okay paedo
feel bad for lab technicians and researchers who have to work with and kill mice, i certainly wouldnt be able to take it
>spider season has begunkill me ladscan't stand the 8 legged cunts
the rjork stalker
China floating on milk semi-skimmed Chinasemi-skimmed Chinese pepo
>>201893315while you post on 4chan alone
Another day as a lab technician. Today I was testing how many mice you can smash with a hammer before your wrist gets sore.
>>201893349university of mousenonce
just discovered this enormous pile of horse poo
>>201893349lol
>>201893349doing science’s work, friend
China but Muslim
>>201893313Reckon it wouldn’t so bad after a while, dogs and monkeys would be a whole new ball game however. And don’t know how you could work in a pig farm
>>201893373So Indonesia?
>>201893373Kazakhstan innit
i utterly condemn the far-left buggery
>>201893373They're called wiggers aren't they? The Chinese have been rounding them up into camps
>>201893390yeahidek what that fucking country even produces. at least other China makes semiconductors with random under the sink chemicals
>>201893326woman
>>201893368Corr imagine how big that horse must have been!
>>201893368tonights scran sorted
im a sensitive unemployed young man
>>201893410Cuslims actually
cronem working out and getting their trim lined up before slapping their thick meatlogs into katy's fanny
Leftypol snickering to himself looking at r/greenandpleasant on his phone at the back of the bus and all the other passengers look at him like he's a weirdo
>>201893423you're a boring blogging bastard
>>201893410yeah a bit mental how they did that and no one carescare about Russia and Ukraine not really actually it is fully mental for them to be doing that
Making a core2duo with dettol and a brillo padShould be on the market by 2026
>>201893180Be home by 6.30, Rebecca
wake up, protein shake with water, banana, lift 1h, work, protein shake with sardines and apple, run 9k, work, whatever mummy makes for dinner, sleep
>>201893411They make those indomie noodles which are banging to be fair
it's hard to go back to dating british women. they're so boring and tasteless.
>>201893450HAHAHA yeah we both know that aint happenin x
>>201893449those pads are aluminium though and thats useful i mean the under the sink chemicals where there are no limits for long enough for it to turn into that
>>201893411Coffee and faces in the Manchester gay scene
rorke sitting on a bus breathing heavily as he’s reading another wikipedia article about ww2
cannot believe that people unironically believe in jesus in 2024
>>201893111https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/iraqi-girl-16-strangled-to-death-migrant-boat-disaster/>Police have arrested a survivor of a migrant shipwreck on suspicion of raping and murdering a teenage Iraqi girl who was also on board.>The man, also from Iraq, is alleged to have strangled the girl to death in front of her mother while the boat sank.>According to Italian media, the man had just watched his own wife and daughter drown and he ‘vented’ his aggression on the daughter of another survivor.
go stupid go crazy
"wormwood scrubs" is the most apt name for a prison ever
>>201893500or any religion for that matter
>>201893495Brazil makes the majority of the worlds coffee! :)
would have been cracking open the first can shortly with the ex gfberg if she was still aboutdon’t really fancy it by my lonesome, will probably just until after toil
>>201893475lol you got that rightbecky will be at the brixton traphouse all nite long
>>201893463so are most foreign women desu
Swediod actually sitting on a bus because they wouldn’t let him in the work van
>>201893507wogs really are a baffling species
>>201893456dystopian>>201893500>>201893517what makes yous ay that?
>>201893446yoiur a weird little rapist midget
if i was swedish i would be riding in a sleigh
ShitShowerShaveOn the agenda
im gonna say the nword
>>201893507ah yes, ‘vented’ his frustration
>>201893450the cronem finna run a train on becky's tight quivering pussy
>>201893539project on
>>201893520She die of alcoholism or something
>>201893535species that needs culling pronto if you ask me
I'm 32 and have had 2 sexual partners. Girls at toil younger than me have all had minimum 20 because we were discussing it and I was embarrassed and said I'd had 8 and they still thought that was hilariously low
>>201893550make sure you reply to the right post, don't waste your nigger
toothpaste on orange peels would be good to have in the event of encepoliomyletis
>>201893593blog on you insufferably boring bastard
straw-hatted white boomer cuck lmao
>>201893593i'm 27 and i've had 0 sexual partners
>>201893513it does sound like something out of a fantasy novel>The dank dungeons of Wurmwoode Scrubbs, the foullest prison in the seven kingdoms
Unironically someone doxx the Belgian VPN poster so we can get mental health staff to him asap, cunts been talking to himself all thread
making fart noises with my armpit
ive slept with 3 girls1 i regret
blapeppo telepathically knowing which post
>>201893593>caring what moids thinkMad how people do this
might start calling my anus the ‘fartpit’
>>201893618with belgium and diego filtered the thread is actually alright
Best of all aint nun he cud do
utterly sick of it all
>>201893618If you could quote him in your posts when you're talking about him so that they get filtered too that'd be great. Cheers mate
>>201893640dick sheath would be more appropriate for you lad
i just straight up admit i'm a virgin these days, i have zero dignity left to protect
>>201893648in a way, i suppose thats why he does it. to give him credit for taht
farting into a machine that runs on farts
>>201893676kafkaesque
>>201893662clever one
new>>201893677
>>201893668howling this is meextra funny when your mate outs you and some perosn u dont know very well is like "nah sorry not, no way, not possible"lol, lmao even
>>201893671>i suppose thats why he does itdon't get duped, if that were true he wouldn't post his catchphrases or signatures during the week
>>201893700blog on you boring gay freak
>>201893390Indonesia is akshually more Indian than chink, genetically, culturally and linguistically
