wormwood scrubs edish
OHHHHHHHHH HE'S BUCKED
>>2019006165 per fry up, 3 fry ups a week, 5 for ciabattas
>>201901039Sam Hyde's sons
>>201901057fat cunt
nah looks Jewish
>>201901039das a hate crime mayn!
I just fell to my knees and begged the Lord God for mercy
HE'S DOWN
>>201900810Yes you have to touch the bag, not push itYour punch should be landing at the edge of your range if you're pushing the bag around like that you're too close and not hitting properly
>>201901079i'm insanely skinny
just 'ejaculated', as they say, 'all over myself', as it were
>>201901100dayum dat yt boi kinda cute
there was a period where the uni mongs thought it was hilarious to reply “egg” randomly in the gcboring twats
touched my dogs bollocks by accident
egg
>>201900627>>201900701>>201900761Love it when Heathermong gets banned because you get to see the range of posts he makes. Calling out the Irish for loving blacks, but also spending hours making cuck edits. Curious!
HE WILDIN'
>>201901140did he moan
lollook at his glove on the right side. tyson literally grabbed him with one hand and punched him with the other
>>201901152what is that guys deal
>>201901140What did they feel like?
Doing some laundry de lads
>>201901180Mental illness.
>>201901166Is that allowed
>>201901160he kinda yelped but not in an unpleasant way
the migrants? wanked
>>201901197not my prob whether it is or not
housed fedshaggedpaid
HE'S HURT AGAIN
Yeah? Is all the retarded spam about blacks and irish just one mentally ill guy?Mad that
>>201901186very hard and bigger than mine
>>201901224Chama.
RorkeComplains about immigration on twitterTwirkCries because he saw a racist comment by Rourke190Shits himself
>>201901232Yes it's Heathermong.
business idea: spamming/flooding actually gets you banned within the first 3 posts so it stops for once
anyone got the webm of Ngannou taking the full-power Joshua hit?
>>201901187Wish I could put your neck on a spin cycle, take it clean off
Mewfh do buggar allboss loves meworkout and runwomen fall in love with memummy makes me dinner
Mental to think about owning a dog that has a bigger cock than you
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>201901270Yeah? Is it?Next you'll be telling me all the conversations about boiling nettles in piss is one guy too
wow
>>201901270190!
>>201901287he only masturbates to white-on-black
are they not allowed to kidney punch in boxing anymore?
4 hobgoblins chilling in the fridgethey call to me
>>201901301dont forget highly mentally ill
>>201901352just 4?
>>201901352Reddit/boomer/virgin beer
>>201901308I had an English pointer that was getting a bit uppity so I started coming downstairs naked with my morning wood to show it I had a bigger cock and it soon settled down
>>201901368get it bought then
>>201901308>muh dickSperm whale is 6 feet long. Does the dog feel insecure? Give ur head a wobble
Each sausages is something like 100-200 kcal each? That's barely even two days worth of food
>On 12 September 1943, Skorzeny and 16 SS troopers joined the Fallschirmjäger to rescue Mussolini in a high-risk glider mission.Film-worthy kino.
Mental to think about owning a horse that has a bigger cock than you
>>201901367yeah off to the pub at 8
>>201901363mentally well thank you very much, just about
hmmmm
banan
He is the janitor and this is his dollhouse. Can't believe posters here still deny this.
>>201901444
I shall be engaging in some premium continental lager tonight
scranning a poo
just burned my bridges with the local taxi company and now noone will come and pick me up for my dentist appointment
>>201901502How'd you manage that, mage?
its 20C im too hot. i cant believe no one is fanning me
Imagine picking up a jeet by the throat and just slamming him face first into concrete>PLEASE SAAAAAAAR, I'M INDIAN!Something to think about.
>>201901488nice
>>201901502>just burned my bridges with the local taxi companyelaborate
feel like SHIT
No cuck posts. Bliss.
*cleans up all the poo from the thread*
>>201901544seems like its just racist
>>201901544Pondering this.
You can't take shit from taxi firmsIf they fuck up then you should call them up and insult them and threaten legal actions alwaysThere's always another taxi company as they say
>How'd you manage that, mage?
>>201901544you cannot even pick your own fat ass up out of your wheelchair you racist disabled freak shut the fuck up
My alcohol tastesCider>LushLager>GrimBeer>GrimWhisky>LushVodka>Very lushRum>Very lushSoju>Very lushGin>GrimAnd that's all I've tried
dunno what's weirdercalling someone mage or posting a screenshot from rs as a joke referencing it
>>201901620Cider too sweet also post vagina
>>201901418>FallschirmjägerGerman is such a gay language, it's actually disgusting.>YEAH AND THEN IN A DARING RAID, THE STOOBENFLOOBENSTAGUNZBEIT WERE ABLE TO ARRIVE JUST IN TIME TO RELIEVE THE FLUZSCHENGABBANECHT TROOPERS Should have went through with that plan to drop anthrax on them all in WW2, sort them out.
>>201901620are you that poleaboo fella?
>>201901650Bizarre post.
My alcohol tastes on a Friday night? Fucking get on it
>>201901620Love scotch
>>201901544It does seem feasible now that I've thought about it and done some research
dunno what's weirderbeing a yank or posting in a british culture thread while being a yank
>they arrest you if you say you're Christian onlinedadberg has lost it
which alochol tastes best? the one down my throatLOL
maybe i'll fall in love with you ~
>>201901650Not really gay though is it. It's just different from English.Not personally interested in learning German but I have nothing against the language.
>>201901650german sounds cool while english is a phonetically inconsistent mutt mess
curry and a pint right now i would lose my mind
don't drink alcohol me, vile muck
breaking: horse cocks are now alcohol
>>201901603t. Indian assassin sent to canada to kill more SikhsFuck off Gupta, smelly little freak.*slams you into concrete*
I danced in the morningWhen the world was begun,And I danced in the moonAnd the stars and the sun,And I came down from heavenAnd I danced on the earth,At BethlehemI had my birth.Dance, then, wherever you may be,I am the Lord of the Dance, said he,And I’ll lead you all, wherever you may be,And I’ll lead you all in the Dance, said he.
horse
>>201901678theres yanks posting here for like a decade 0_O
>>201901662No, I hate that disgusting freak.
>>201901678it's literally the fastest thread on an american website and isn't even about british culture 80% of the time
>THREE missed calls from the GPgoncern
>don't drink alcohol me, vile muck
>>201901748k pop general is faster go post there
>>201901748when did you last shart urself
>>201901678I'm British tyvm
nesidioblastosis
>>201901750They just really want to let you know you're in perfect health mate
>>201901704Not really a woman though are you. Just different from human.Not personally interested in your blog but I have nothing against you committing suicide.
>>201901750you had tests done recently?blood in your poo?
Got my knees outThey're dead knobbly
In medical terminology, “blas” is a term that was invented by the 17th-century scientist Jan Baptist van Helmont. It refers to a mystical spirit or vital force believed to govern various processes in the body1. This concept is not commonly used in modern medical practice but
>>201901533>>201901553phoned for a taxi. didn't show up. phoned a second taxi. The two taxis showed up at the same. Started having a go at me for ordering two. One of them said to the other "you know what we should do? just drive away". So I replied "that's ok, you look like paedophiles anyway".Probably blacklisted now
Currently researching which nationalities I can overhead press
>>201901771k pop general is specific this thread is literally just a native english speaking /b/ on an otherwise worthless board
sikhs are bro tier
>>201901828lmao based
what do you chaps think of these fly kicks then eh? eh?
>>201901828Why did they look like paedophiles? Do you look like a child?
>>201901773How many days since you've made a poo joke on 4ch brainlet
spirit aqueous s vitriol! SULFUR! mwahahaha!
>So I replied "that's ok, you look like paedophiles anyway".
>>201901855poo>>2019018700
Work in a doctors surgery, been calling some of the patients multiple times and dropping the call after one ring. Third time I leave a message asking them to call us back URGENTLY.I need to ask them what type of magazines they'd like to see in the waiting room.
eh?
>2 taxis turned upThis ever happens you just tell the 2nd one you're not the person he's after.
you could have the most sad pathetic life but as long as you have good friends who you regularly do stuff with it somehow feels fine
Our Toby, who art in Glasgow,Hallowed be thy name.Thy dragons come,Thy Runescape quests be done,On Earth as it is in Disneyland.Give us this day our microwaved piss,And forgive us our meltdowns,As we forgive those who slay us in PvP.Lead us no into laggy fights,But deliver us from scammers.For thine is the kingdom,The nettles, and the Peters,Forever and ever.Amen.
>>201901920>shoes that you cant wearblack people...
eh?>>201901956i wear them though? bitch ass nigaaaaaaa
>>201901920the mossball 3s
>>201901678How is it weird? The board is literally called "international"
how easy / hard is it to change a headlight bulb in a car?
>>201901926...yh
>>201901999ay, ay, ay, aythis nigga dun did me wrong
>>201901855>>201901920jordans look pretty alright but you will look weird as a pasty white guy wearing them just something you dont do
>>201902007depends on the car
calcium has an effect on insulin. maybe thats why MILK (monster energy drink and milk) is so much better than just energy drinks
just need to make it through the next hour
rorke logging onto his japanese website, clicking on the international board created for the sole purpose of discussing foreign language and cultures, and then getting mad that there are foreigners there.
>>201902007you unscrew the housing and pull out the bulb, either by pushing in and pulling or just pullingnot hard at all. just cover your hands or use gloves so skin oils doesnt get on it
>>201902057that answer doesn't fucking help me does it you twat.
>>201901933https://suno.com/song/e9caefd5-70ba-4e6f-ab4f-1d53a9f45b42
mtn dew + milk MTN DILK
>>201902038good thing i'm not a pasty white guy then>t. 4c
>>201902101This poster has sub-80 IQ and a poorly developed frontal lobe
Fancy a pair of boots, seen these Timberlands and actually like the colour and look of them but maybe they're too gay.*turns to look directly at you without blinking*Well?
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Heterosexual_anal_intercourse_with_woman_on_top.webm>A video example of anal sex between a man and woman with ejaculation inside the anus.
if you have a sibling, how often do you message/call them? we have a family group chat, but id never contact my siblings directly. only if we need to organise something for our parents.
>>201902093>>201902101No it’s radically different depending on the model. Go look on youtubeI’ve had easy cars and my current car, a Subaru, is very difficult
>>201902167OccasionallyI babysit for her sometimes
how easy / hard is it to change a frontal lobe?
>>201902142in the 1 row myself
>>201902007It's literally just lego. Open your bonnet, find the screwy thing that holds the bulb, unscrew it, remove the old bulb, put in a new one, screw it back in.
rorke forfeiting his right to a safe, ethnically homogeneous nation because he ate a curry
RIP
>>201902161Fascinating. And the reason you decided to post that here?
>im a brain surgeon>here to diagnose you with mental disrders over the internet
screwing my legos
im so fucking awkward when I meet new people. Just a mumbling dickhead
>>201902189>subaru>very difficultlmao whatbut yes looking on youtube for specifics is good advice
>>201902149look a bit like duck bootsif you think they'll go with stuff you own then why not but i wouldn't get them myself as they would not suit me at allthe colour blocking doesn't really appeal to me
Just got an MMS
>>201902142Just held my arm up to my screen and I'm closer to the background colour than any of the skin tones
>>201902225Rattled You failed to make a simple inference and immediately became enraged, clear signs of low intelligence and poor impulse control.
>>201902219maybe there are some people who support abortion but not full term babies. maybe different people want different things. also they didnt tell the full story
life feels like a never-ending series of things needing done, needing fixed, neeing tended tocannot be arsed with all this. Will be a relief when I'm dead and it's all over
>>201902266yeah i used to sit and headbutt tables a lot as a kid
>>201902149Only colourways worth getting are wheat and black nubuckThose look tacky
>>201902142>tfw 1h
You get a bulb yeah, you look after it…. What’s going on there?
>>201902317You're doomed
>>201902266poject on
>>201902373its fine
Last hour of toil
damn, the place with the most foreigners per capital is a shithole. spells badly for the future of those other countries with less
>>201902415no actually more of them is a good thing
If someone is making a cake and they finish mixing all the ingredients and put in a tin ready for the oven, then someone comes along and slams it onto the ground.Would they say “you’ve ruined my cake” or “you’ve ruined what was going to be a cake after it was baked in the oven”?Much to think about
measuring the amount of sugar in my piss and working out how much tax the government would charge on it
per capital
remember seeing a video series ages ago where some fella had a discord channel or something where like 12000 people were all playing as different kingdoms and shit like CK3. watched a few of the videos and then he said there'd be a delay in the next one and i never remembered to check back on it until now. and now it's impossible to find because of minecraft lol
the heat of the womb cooks the cake mix
>>201902519i love cake
>>201902415says he was born into islam but sounds like any other white aussie?
>>201902528toby ^.^
at around 36 weeks baby starts drinking and pissing!
>>201902587peng
>>201902587
Genuinely hate cooking so much it's unreal, I consider it such a waste of time compared to literally everything else. I'm not even bad at cooking since all it requires is timing and being able to measure shit out accurately which any retard can do. I still just hate it, the idea of being a chef and having to cook all day sounds like hell, I'd rather clean public toilets.Forget sports cars and shit, if I ever win a decent chunk of change in the lottery the first thing I'll do is hire a private chef to just make all my meals. They can come over on some nights and cook me meals right there and then the rest of the time they can just prep shit so all I have to do is throw it in the oven or microwave for 10 minutes to heat it up.
me? i enjoy cooking
>>201902643I don’t mind it or even enjoy it but cleaning up afterwards or putting food away is annoying
>>201902643in another life, I would unironically take that jobthe way I see it you have to feed yourself every single day, might aswell find some joy in it
>>201902643quiet
the cake is a baby...
>>201902643For several years now I have eaten dinner that requires no cooking beyond opening packets and putting things in the microwave.Packet of chicken, tub of potato salad and a bag of veg.
>>201902707clean as you go mong boy
>>201902643That's because you don't have an internal monologue and can't enter flow state while you cookIt's meditative
I don't mind cooking but prep and clean up can fuck right off
>>201902643alri andrew tate
>>201902731sad really cooking is quite fun
Third Trimester (Weeks 27-40)Lung Development: The baby’s lungs mature and prepare for breathing outside the womb.(Positioning: The baby moves into a head-down position in preparation for birth.)(it didnt want to tell me about the amniotic fluid when i asked)
It's completely normal to think of a black man when you see a pretty girl
really wish mousenonce wouldn't talk about pregnancy
>>201901985You look like a retard
i think at this time (27-40 wks) the baby is going to be making the ductus venousious (in its heart), for the lungs and i think to connect with the mothers body. also the umbilical cord has 2 arteries and a vein!
Evil ghoul
>>201902149They're not too gay for you mate
Diego putting one of those small round plasters you get after an injection as a kid onto his bumhole before he goes to sleep so he doesn't accidentally lose his virginity in the night
>>201902846>>201902773fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
being dragged out for some poncy woke food with the gf which I was having a tasty curry instead. Chicken Vindaloo, peshwari naan, lemon rice, aloo gobi and onion Baji yes please.
Weird how im 22 now and older than alot of the people that post here now. Yet the 1% of 40yo oldfags shant dare let me into their club yet.
>>201902951delusional
>>201902923why are you fantasising about my bumhole
Linkin Park fans reacting badly to the new female scientologist singer
did you know that in development, the oesophagus (windpipe) and the intestines then to the colon form as the same pipe- from the belly button?
>>201902519i would sayu wot m8
>>201902846leave the babies alone toby
>>201902935what does woke food entail exactly?
>>201902951FOLC
This woman is from NewcastleShe found a Turkish husband
>>201902981don't talk shit
>>201902623>>201902623Spainpaedo
>>201902976>Chester died 7 years agofuck
>>201902986>>201902727
the ductus venous is what shuts (obliterates itself) when baby is born to open up the lungs when its outside :) then it sometimes coughs up some water and then finally breathes for the first time
>>201902995some asian fusion taster menu with loads of little courses probably not going to fill me up
>>201902643Guaranteed you can't cook for shit and you eat shit food constantly I'd also wager you're fat
This place takes years of your life, physicially and mentally.If ive been here from jsut before the 2021 euros than i would say im an oldfag now
just put a scoop of vanilla icecream in my cold glass of coca coladecadent but I think yanks have it right
>>201903052obliterate yourself
>>201902643Good post
i jsut like it how the heart valve becomes OBLITERATED
mousey letby
lots of sperm in my goolies
>>201903069been posting on 4chan since about 2007 me
>>201903118not funny
Watching Peep Show for the first time in yearsMark's Australian 'girlfriend' just asked him to fuck off so she could dance with Jeff
you will die a terrible, terrible death
going in the shower, does anyone want anything?
>>201903118funny
>>201903180a willy wank
actually i think helping babies is a good thing
>>201903118Screaming
tobeth
>>201903126I dont think the site changes much when youre past 3 years into browsingYouve been through nearly a whole american president cycle at that point.I am a veteran of the site. I will take it from here and guide the way for gen alpha
tobyyyyy~~~~
mountain dilk
>>201903159All death is terrible, Jeremy, that's why we have a funeral wake and not a funeral fiesta. Although no doubt your last wish will be for me to organise a funeral orgy in your memory.
and with him they crucify two thieves, the one on his right hand, the other on his lieft
>>201903278that show reeks of reddit
>>201903294So do you to be fair
>>201903294Hating everything is a dogshit personality to have
actually this story is pretty deep for telling on how in the olden times things used to be "its ghosts" and thats what the word in brackets meant. now they can say what it actually was, with those words still in tact so we know but it is pretty cool that it can be something specific inside now with what has been learned in these years
>>201903294what does reddit smell like?
been doing a lot of brooding on life latelyhave come to the conclusion that thinking too much is not all it’s chalked up to be, and in fact better avoided
>>201903325>>201903326>>201903341outed the reddit drones
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012), maybe judged too harshly in our time
>>201903294Based knowwr
Now I'm watching the episode where Mark gets raped
20 cans put in the fridge x
why not give type 2 diabetics some milk, then take their blood, and give the insulin portion (maybe its in the plasma) to the type 1 and they can treat diabetes that way or do it during blood donations if someones diabetic
refuse to curry made by indians, i only eat white man curry
having a smeggy wank
Blud really using his phone to samefag
Right I suppose it's just going to rain all day, isn't it, splendidMy landlady had all summer to fix the fucking roof and now I'll have to go through another winter with it dripping 24/7
>>201903422give it a wash sometime then it won’t kill you
>>201903404how would you cure cancer toby?
ello chaps
aaaaaaaa hehehe
>>201903458put a bucket under it lad
>>201903469cat looks a bit depressed ahah x
>>201903404>why not>why don't they>why can'tbecause it doesn't fucking work, you spasticif it worked then smarter people than you would've made it happen alreadyarrogant little gimp, shut up
>>201903467if i got cancer i would go insaneand ive only read about lung cancers so far (and still havent learned meso the liaoma or whatever it is) >>201903502proof? provide me with evidence to support your claims
gone off Primitive Technology completelyyeah mate do another mud pot that'll get them back
in London no one cheers when a pint gets dropped, didn’t know so I let out a big waheyyy and then felt awkward
>go insane
>go
>>201903530it's cos you did it mate, no offence
>>201903382Never said it was bumrape Mark
I don't bloody well think barmer allows it
>>201903059Guaranteed you're the jeet I sent fucking flying earlier when I accused you of being an assassin in Canada killing SikhsDidn't get a response then did I? Because I was right.SMELLY JEET
>>201903512he’s working to toward improving the metalworking infrastructure ladyes the last thing was a clay pot its purpose was to blow more air into the furnace
>>201903530>concerns himself with the opinion of the sheepShoulda doubled down when you noticed
23 and sunny here in northern EnglandLovely stuff, thanks GodSouthern poofs getting rained out?Lovely stuff again
>>201903512cant think of a channel more one dimensional than hisif you seen one video you've seen them all
>>201903585almost like prebronze age tech has a hard cap
had a napsteinfeel weird now
>>201903580grim af down herenot had a single ray of sunshine in 48+ hours
Wheres commielad?
Faced the wall
>>201903580least chip on shoulder northerner
>>201903626that's not the reason he could easily narrate and talk about the things he does in depth but decides to be a mute that uses captions instead
>>201903654its actually a lush summers days hereunlucky mush!
>>201903654how was your brat summer?
>>201903701cant even face sitting in my garden despite it being finally a bit dry
thread moving incredibly quickly on a Friday night in a general full of self proclaimed shaggers is it
Diego replying to himself again, pathetic sight really, feel a bit sorry for him
>>201903713pretty shite reallyso i guess that's brat tbqh
>>201903490I lie under it with my mouth open
>>201903736it's moving at a snail's pace
>>201903736shagging activities do not start until 7pm x
just learnt that night means 4pm
>>201901100>>201901166
he thinks that shaggers are out at 4pm trying to pick up womencan tell that you're a massive virge
fake diego putting in a long shift today
>>201903775>>201903823what a cope
just learnt that the canadian flag poster is a jeet and when you point this out he goes silent for a bit, presumably to run the posts through google translate first and then speak to his handler about what to post next
>>201903851tell me why a shagger would be out at 4pm?most shaggers finish work at 3pm on fridays
>>201903842?
twat summer for diegs
>>201903893most people who are socially active go from work to hanging out almost instantly i did that all the time in my teens and early 20syou are in fact coping
>>201903871>the singular canadian flag poster
>>201903512does what interests him. Metallurgy progression isn’t really possible since he’s just working off of a little jungle patch in Australia I think it’d be cool if he did boats and sailing and stuff but that doesn’t seem to be his thing
>the cute canada
I knew that it was a fake diego as soon as he started posting all the homosexual pop musicthe real diego would never do that
homealoneeverysummernight
>>201903924not at 3pm on a friday they don'tI'm a shagger and I will be having pre drinks tonight from 7-10 at my mate's flat and then we'll be going into town to the clubs
i told you that i wasnt the fake homealone (nor am i the peter/dragon poster)but noooo one believed me i would even say that its "Canada" posting all of those things
>>201903941???
>>201903941he's perfectly capable of repressing his latent homosexuality himself (if you ignore the resulting alcoholism and horrendous personality) without you butting in
>>201903976we knew it was spainmong the whole timedon't worry lad
>>201903975>>201903976howling what a derranged larp
>>201904012>>201904012
>the last ever /brit/good riddance
>I'm a shagger
>>201904043>>201904043>>201904043
>>201903736how dare they not be out clubbing at *checks watch* 4.30PM