Onizuka edish
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>>201909474
computer, generate a video of taylor swift wearing only lingerie walking into her bedroom as if filmed by a spycam.thank you computer.
>>201909550some japanese women are incredibly attractive. i imagine they would give tremendous blowjobs
:^)
so here we are then as it were so you see
Now I'm in my 30s it's time to get back into nu-metal
Do we have any Yanks in the thread tonight? If so, please put up your dogshit post. So where are you? Well, wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the general, leave the board. I don't want you here, in this thread or in my general. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Toby. Toby's our man. I think Toby's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop /brit/ from becoming a /cum/ colony. Get the Yanks out. Get them out. Get the fat cunts out. Keep /brit/ British. I used to be into their posts, now I'm into posting FOY. It's much heavier, man. Fucking Yanks, man. Fucking New Yorkers taking over /brit/. Bastard Yanks. /brit/ is becoming overcrowded and Toby will stop it and send them all back. The fat Yanks and schizo Yanks and boring Yanks and fucking Canadians don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is /brit/, this is a British general, we don't want any clueless Yanks and fatties posting here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. /brit/ is for British people, man. This is /brit/, a British general, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? Throw the Yanks out! Keep /brit/ British! FOY!
wouldve saved lots of money (like £30) if i was getting all my JSA payment for the month in one go instead of two. and on top of that i wouldve been putting it in the savings account at the end of each day / taking it out only as needed from the monthly saver for 5.5% interest APR
dot dogs and bamburgers
can anyone who posted the webm of the girl in the red top and her arse out yesterday please re-post it. many thanks
STOP SAYING 3030 THIS 30 THATYOU CANNOT MEASURE IT
>>201909600very hot. please say this isn't a man
craaawling in my skiiin these wounds they will not heaal
>Americans are nice but ERM did you know it's fake niceness?Uhh, I literally just fucking met you. Of course I'm going to go out of my way to be kind and make a good first impression.
me and the gf
>>201909635Would the gender matter? You think the person is hot regardless.
>>201909605its mother fuckinFREDDURSTFRIDAY
Four brits Janermey?
might become a steel driving man
1 is a real number>1.5Not real is itCant have 1.5 of anything can youYou either have it or you dont have itIf i have a pie i have 1 pie>ooooh but you can have a pie and a halfno you have 1 full pie and 1 half pienot the same thing when its cut in half is it nigger so why would you count it togetheryou dontnot real maths mongs now asking chatgpt to refute my proof because they have no answer ill wait
count that cunt
>>201909634I can measure any set for which the inverse image of a borel set is also a borel set, which certainly includes any you could conceive
be meread greentext about how 1.5 isn’t real”cant have half a pie and count it as a whole”yeah ok but we’re not cutting up pies at the math tablemfw fractions exist and work finealso mfw guy has to cut things to believe in numbers"nooo you cant just have 1.5 it's not real!!!"as if pi doesn’t exist3.14159.jpegimagine thinking decimals vanish if you squint hard enoughtfw you can’t do division without mentally rounding down to a whole piebrb dividing pie in halfoh nonow i have 2 half piesbrain.exe cannot handle this
I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAINGUILTY FEET HAS GOT NO RHYTHM
>>201909688tim curry was great in home alone 2 and muppet treasure island
>>201909605For me it's hardcore
>>201909666kek thats my forehead on the right
>britjeets still talking about maths
>>201909747i'll tell you whats a bore - YOU
>>201909627good beppypost *pats head*post didnt send
>>201909762fractions arent numbers though are they retardgot a big fucking line in the middle of them are lines numbers?no theyre shapes so fractions are just numbers and shapesnot real numberslike saying a car is a wheeldickhead
You alright lads? Pick up Astro Bot for the '5 yet?
>>201909666why do they all look like that
'in 'el
often wonder if my parents reflect on where they went wrong with me or if, to them, I am just a bad apple who was always going to turn out as a fuck up
>>201909848you still live at home?
Sucking a watermelon ice 0 nicotine vape
in love with a girl with a bfhave no reason to dislike the bf too, seems like a genuinely nice guypretty depressed lads
>we’re actually unique and dofferent because we don’t speak english properly literally black people tier rootlessness
>>201909848likelihood is your dad blames himself but is too weak to correct it and your mum blames some outside force to avoid responsibility
pretty little thing from Tennesseel like you and you like me
>>201909848My parents never encouraged me to do anything and let me do whatever I want
>>201909883enjoy the longing
>>201909898‘
>>201909898CUM truck CUM truckCUM truck>HOOOOOOOOOOONK*CUMs*
should i get into wine or whisky?
>>201909883had this once, but i was so naturally charming that she dumped him to get with me. have you tried being worth having?
>>201909931You should wake up and fight
what do
>>201909886>ftoFOY
Tried asking chatGPT to refute the post and now my account is locked because I didn’t take out the N-word
away up did we onceat two identical directions to nowwe aim us deep inside ourselves
>>201909883every friends bird ends up falling for me and its a nightmare
>>201909964this is what it means to go further beyond
>>201909967we’re /brit/ approved
>>201909980No they don’t
>>201909964youve downloaded too much mate
>>201909964hidden tracks
>>201909964dleete system32 to make room
How common is relative pitch on the piano? I want to spend a few months going all-out learning every day so I can play stuff on the fly without having to look at a music sheet.
Posting here earlier and had to deal with mousey, the Belgian vpn cuck, that Aldi tranny and Diego all at once. You don’t know what hell I’ve been through
>>201909936unironically i consider myself to be very worth having and i also think she likes me too. problem is i had a girlfriend and i literally dumped her because i fell in love with the girl in question. didn't do anything about it quick enough and now she has a bf and i'm profoundly sadthank fuck diego isn't here otherwise i'd be told to blog on for this post...
im here
blog on
>>201909964you opened the file and we camewe have such files to install for you
>>201910068Cheers Janny
>>201910090
>>201910129go kill yourself
going for pints shortly ladshope you’re not all going to be stuck home borel wanking to fractions x
>>201910090wahey
>>201910068hope you called diego a retarded nigger and mousey cutealso noticed an increasingly rare appearance from emmanonce today but ofc didnt respond to it so he stays gone
get the borels wanked
>>201910158you going to a decent pub at least?used to insist on going to this 500 year old beauty when i lived in cambridge
>>201909964data's going to spill out of your computer ports if you dont stop
>>201910187no just a runt pub in camden
Love it when you have a steaming hot shower and your cock and bollocks feel absolutely massive and they just sag and hang down corrr
>>201910068mousey is harmless until he starts his copy paste meltdown. Just scroll past his potion brewing diary and carry on
>>201910222are you not an aesthete? i don't want to risk making valuable memories in boring places
>>201910090YAY! \(,'3')/
>>201910175Been doing nightwork wfhtoil recently and I’ve seen emmayank post daily for the last few nights. Can’t believe here’s still posting here tbqh. Got to be the oldest regular by a mile now
>>201910222can i come too
gnite lads an fuck jews
>>201910226Lathering them up and slapping my soapy cock and balls from thigh to thigh listening to the wet thunk and watching suds fly about corrrrrr love it
>>201910226lad you're not meant to put your foreskin over the nozzle and fill the whole lot up like a balloon
>>201910266i actually like jews tbf
>>201910266night brucey
heard its pint gf o'clock
>>201910263I mist have just been missing him thenup late tonight cause Im a spannerGot a bachelor party paintball + pissup in 8hrs
>>201909602Mad how Jezza looks like a younger Bjorn Hocke
>>201910291...does this work or will it blast my cock off?
He's such a silly twat
listening to weird late scott walker
hes lost the plot
>>201910266>fuck jewscorr yes please
>>201910246Problem is he’s talking about freezing piss now and how he thinks the ammonia in his piss is what making him ‘go crazy’ Just irresistible to not ask him what the fuck is going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUG1dwlI2jA
lads... i am obsessed with indian/paki women atm. the colour of their skin is so beautiful, their eyebrows are so plump without any makeup, eyes likes blackholes that you can lose yourself in, and more.
what's your aesthetically ideal woman?for me, it's an oxbridge educated black girl who is socially conservative and is very fashionable
dindins in the microwave
i am literally Christian Bale
>>201910339If you pinch your foreskin shut and then piss it does actually inflate a surprising amount I did it once and then got scared it was going to burst so I let it go and there was a piss explosion all over the bath lol
>>201910407i knew a really hot persian girl once
>>201910379you are a dumb kikeyou are the most long nosed retard rat kike i have ever seen
>>201910408Good choice
>>201910342the buns fell off the tray and flew up his arse
>>201910408Incredibly slim dating pool you’re setting yourself for
>>201910408
the difference between a dagger and a knife is that a dagger has 2 cutting edges whereas a knife only has one
>>201910408Are you English diaspora?
>>201910474aa!
>>201910175>>201910263emmayank posts here every day stillquite fond of him myself, he's the only decent yank here
>>201910474my cumhis anus
>>201910265not sure how to arrange that without getting doxed ladwould be happy to have you along though
>>201910431which version?
>>201910467lol
>>201910497phwor hello
>>201910477i couldn't imagine bradley walsh ever transitioning. i think richard osman might though
>>201910515Just say you'll meet at the bridge
You know how sharia law makes them wear burqas or whatever it is, we should have that but make all women wear tights. Sexy sexy tights. Oooooooooh
>>201910263plenty of us have been here since 2013/14
Nico Robin sex arse
You know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don't like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger
>>201910515which pubi'll keep an eye out for a neek
why are lankly blokes with glasses always such massive twatsRichard OsmanSteven Merchant
>>201910563
>>201910553that’ll be awkward as fuck lad, I’d need a number to tex the pub to and the lad can come thereI’m not from Camden anyway I don’t know what the bridge is
>>201910606Re-tweet
>>201910592Surely you are joking? No way /brit/ has been around that long
>>201910592Oldest personality is what I meant
>>201910618everyone at trinity cambridge who didn't study maths is a twatrichard osman did politics and sociology or something like that, so massive twat
the brit lads are on a bender, spainlad is a sex offender
>>201910608prefer not to say
>A painter and decorator who helped fuel a fire outside a hotel housing hundreds of asylum seekers and attacked police with missiles during rioting in Rotherham, has been jailed for nine years.>The prison sentence handed down to Thomas Birley, 27, is the longest so far given to a defendant arrested following the violence which erupted in many towns and cities in early August.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELAGfuALTxY
>>201909600henrieta sexooooo>>201909635she's leng>>201909669yeah, while being fooled by a troon isn't wrong. homosexual sodomy is. it's a matter of scale, it's best to stay on the good tilt as best you can. but in the world of sexual sin it's pick and choose for most these days but heck, that's sin nature
>>201910618How are they twats? Are you just one of those manlets who seethes at all tall blokes and picks fights with them?
i'm laying down some of the gassiest farts ever made by man
thoughts on whig history?
>>201910563they all do wear leggings all the time anyway as often as they can. Need laws to prevent women from becoming slags, just need to remove them to make them into them
>>201909669faggot
We are at war.
>yeah, while being fooled by a troon isn't wrong. homosexual sodomy is. it's a matter of scale, it's best to stay on the good tilt as best you can. but in the world of sexual sin it's pick and choose for most these days but heck, that's sin naturewould love to change this cretin's life
nth for the gyaldem
Kerry Katona attends party celebrating FHM Magazine's 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2011 at One Marylebone in London, England (2011)
>>201910675I'm sure being locked up with loads of paki gangs and blacks will deradicalise him
hes pretending to be me again- Only type letters and numbers displayed in the image.- If needed, use the slider to align the image to make it readable.- Make sure to not block any cookies set by 4chan.
missed the days whisky burned like a fire down my throatnow it’s just a mild sensation and tastes slightly diluted
>>201910689store them in mason jars to use against your enemies
1 bowl of chips, 2 tortilla pizzas, and 1 pint of heineken down the hatch
>gyaldem and cronem posting have started appearing againWell it’s been a pleasure lads but I can’t do another thread of this
Just had that thing where you feel some liquidy poo go from your colon to your rectum and it feels a bit like a farts coming but you can tell it's not a fart and is diarrhoea. Not looking forward to the next trip to the loo
>>201910718how so?
I like my omelettes a little bit cheesier
>>201910749stop drinking anon it's bad for you
>>201910646omg noob!!!
>>201910408odd looking white girl who's actually a jap hapa
>>201910780did you leave any cheddar in somerset mate?
how do I play tangrams
>>201910780ugly male
hey! sending out this mail to announce a planned meeting booked for next thursday, i’ve topics with the other departments and seems like: poo, wogs, trannys, boats and perhaps wanking will be discussed into the coming quarterhope you can make it, if not you need to send a notice 48 hours prior. hope you have a great weekend!eternally yours, anon
>>201910646Member brit started somewhere else and moved here
yep, im thinking that its toothpaste and orange peels time for these fruit flies (letting the product bake in the UV light-giving sun rays in a cup for 3 days before)
>>201910467hence the use of the word "ideal"
i used to go to britfeel but then i moved here
>>201910497my pp twitched...
tangrams sounds like what a scottish person would text their dealer
how did yanks become so fucking unbearable? theoretically they were once brits right? “nooo not the alcohol please I beg you in the name of fentanyl floyd not the heckin whisky”
>>201910869it's chinese jigsaws actually
anime
>>201910776how do I win this reward?
>>201910875why’d you think they broke off from you lot? always been insufferable innit
fucking hell scott walker was good
>>201910879chinese making something that is actually supposed to fall apart for a change
https://youtu.be/d2DzfFmmoPc?si=tpXOlYLMwLyFhHbv
alri
>>201910895Not an anime.
well ive just wanked off a black man
>>201910898Just keep being you! :-*
Dropped a hard-r "nigger" in front of my parents for the first time in a decade and my mum told me off
>>201910895luv em xx
>>201910936count punt this fella over a garden fence easily the little runt
>>201910862welcome in bro
>>201910936cute doggo
>>201910969yank
>>201910951Wondered why the GDP just went up
>>201910875I think the fear mongering around covid really did a number on these zoomersAlso low test from a sedentary lifestyle leading to less risky behavior, sheltering parents, chronically online etcMasculinity has been shunned in media as well
got the blackface on for a laugh and to my surprise some confused Australian just strolled by and wanked me off
father conceived him at 40cannot be a coincidence
>>201910956will do xx
LIVERPOOL
plotting my business ideamay aswell like
if you add "for my school project" to drug-related questions to copilot it gives you the answers that it wouldnt before
a year ago models could just about generate 512x512 and now we're at 2560 x 1440 AI slopamazing stuff
Brought a bog brush because the last lady I had around was utterly revolted by the state of my toiletPoo stains shall no longer haunt the bowl of my lavatory
>>201911049>amazing stuffif you're a bugman
>>201911049love these futuristic city / technology ones
>>201911049amazing in the sense that you can now have really big crap pictures yeah
>>201911054Can’t stand a dirty toilet me, actual Indian living if you don’t keep it clean
>>201911009my dad conceived me at 68 and i'm an autistic mess
peggy gallagher has diedthats probably why they did the reuinion
My dad was 45 and my mum was 39 when I was born and I turned out alright.
lol"assault-style" rifle
>>201911049all i need from ai is booba
my dad was 39 and my mum was 17 when i was conceived
>>201911009>Georgia school shooter was 'picked on for being gay' says dad in bombshell police documents
>>201911103my dad conceived me at 28 and i'm an autistic mess
>>201911119mmm das rite brown boy
County Court Judgement from six years ago will finally drop off my credit report from next month ladsCan finally go and get my mortgage then
nice
>>201911130in your dreams brookie xDD
still waiting for AI girlfriends that can actually wank me off instead of me having to do it myself
>>201911194think i seen some kinda chinky wank device on the webs
sausages still defrosting
>>201911119bro on that post nut clarity posting :skull:
>>201911175write to the court telling them to go fuck themselves
It's time for those all important lie detector results.We asked Rorke, "Rorke, did you poo your pants at work and try and flush them down the toilet causing a blockage, and had to ring your mum in tears to come and pick you up?" You said "No."Test says you're a liar pal.
>>201911054harpic will get rid of anything not easily scrubbable
>>201911194I could make that happen. Not sure anybody would fund me though
>>201911232SCRWEAMING
>>201911189cuz i'm not nonce or gay to like a flat board
>>201911253PHOAR
>>201911276All English
Barber sucked air through his teeth when he combed my hairline back
>>201911276Aaron Ramsey is still going?
>>201911228mousenonce ahh legal defence
>>201911084yea do feel sorry for artists but is what it is
>>201911276>VAR tattoo
>>201911232Quite enjoying this jezposting gimmick
>>201911303Strong as a bull>>201911290Good banter
>>201911253Ruddy nora
>>201911302Only option now is a trip to turkey
>>201911253breast erotic
>>201911316slop
I wish I were a japanese american
>>201911359Can get my teeth done and get gyno surgery too, make a weekend of it
>>201911337you're BROWN lmao
paki pizza on the way
>>201911306Nice how often does she like to shag?
On the weissbier
>>201911232Given the fact that he bullies mentally ill people for a living in front of millions of people, I'm really quite surprised that he's only just being held accountable for it
I will give this nation back its self-respect. We will walk in the world with our heads held high. I will liberate man's soul from the darkness of ignorance. I will build schools and universities for all. This will become the golden age of learning. I will bring the law within the reach of the common man. There'll be work and bread for all. This nation will prosper because it is a godly nation, and because we walk hand in hand with the Lord! I swear by the name of the living God that I will see this nation properly governed if I have to do it myself. God, give me the strength to do it. Oh, Lord.
that image is fake as fuck by the way
>>201911400but you aren'tyou're here
SmartSchoolBoy9 lurking...
>>201911415Only because someone topped themselves, if they hadn't people would have carried on like nothing happened. Britain's always enjoyed thickos/uggos/povvos in distress
You bump into this man in the pub toilets. What do you say?
>Sir Keir Starmer has pledged to tackle the people-smuggling gangs behind the small boats the same way he took on the rioters Rorke STUNNED
>>201911449what a fucking autistic post you absolute dysgen
>that image is fake as fuck by the wayhe posts on a thread with dozens of images on an imageboard expecting anyone to know what the fuck he's referring to
>>201911466"Don't get your hampton caught heh heh, stay lucky pal"Then I'd give him a wink and a slap on the shoulder (without washing my hands)
>>201911469Department of Wanking off Migrants
>>201911466I say, "Hey buddy the middle ages called, they want their fashion back"and snicker as I leave the room
>>201911466that image is fake as fuck by the way
>>201911469putting them in (British) prison?
>>201911480I guess he meant this one >>201911316 but it's so obviously fake and not even pretending to be real
>>201911425Mad how his legacy is just ruining relations with Ireland and banning everything even remotely fun for a few years
naked as the day Yakub made me
>>201911508>snickercoward. Say the word. SNIGGER.
>>201911525I enjoy your posts. I'm a big fan.
>>201911469*Taps sign*illegal migration is a spook
Neighbour been ranting and swearing for over two hours now, new record
haha I liked that post
>Croatia
>>201911466Fucking knock the cunt out
>>201911542Reddit
:)
>>201911563?
>>201911537To be fair to him in America they say snicker
>>201911469those smugglers are in real trouble once he finds their twitter accounts
All true Aryan National Socialists support Israel.
enjoyed every single post in the thread so far except for that one, you know the one i'm talking about
>>201911574Don't care. Quote him so you get filtered too next time. Cheers mate
Hey guys, PooNigger94 here - coming at you LIVE from the power of the niggernet
>>201911580*checks watch* yeah well we're not bloody in america
rate me AI gf
hitting fruit flies into my bed blanket slamming them into it, like im half clapping i will continue to do this (most of them have given up)
>>201911619sitting in your ivory tower are youfiltering out all the problems with this general just because you close your eyes doesn't mean that shit posts stop existing coward
>>201911647lil brown boyyyy lmao 2nd class citizen over here!
>>201911574>Not having belgian flags filtered
because American culture is centered around snickers
>>201911649made her suck AI BWC
>>201911649spawn of a cronem plapping
>>2019116642 clicks and the thread becomes usable
I have every single flag filtered apart from the UKjust don't want to hear the opinions of foreigners, that's all
>>201911699>>201911709this one went went wrong but might be the result of what you're suggesting
s, there have been studies on the effects of LSD on fruit flies (Drosophila melanogaster). Researchers have used fruit flies to understand how LSD and other psychedelics affect behavior and neural function. Here are some key findings:Behavioral Changes: LSD can alter the behavior of fruit flies, affecting their movement and sensory perception1. These changes are similar to those observed in other animals and humans, indicating that the effects of LSD are conserved across species.Neural and Genetic Studies: Studies have shown that LSD influences complex behaviors in fruit flies, such as aggression, learning, memory, social interaction, and sensory perception2. These behaviors are regulated by serotonin and its receptors, which are similar in flies and mammals.Psychosis and Schizophrenia Research: LSD has been used in fruit fly models to study the genetic and neural mechanisms underlying psychosis and schizophrenia3. This research helps scientists understand how hallucinogenic drugs affect the brain and behavior.
post gyaldem or British slags
>>201911748how are you in this USA created thread
>>201911743lil mutant brownskin clattering away on his semen stained laptop kek OH NO NO NO
>>201911774>>201911774>>201911774
op:no;or something
>>201911759>AI BWC shagged her so hard, she now needs a carer
