raccoon edition
my arms itch
>>201926720wish i had a pet raccoon
footballs onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjNFdn7qJb8
SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE
CAUSE POOPY WE GOT POO BLOODPEE POO POO BLOOD GONNA JUST TALK NOWGONNA TALK INTO THE MICAND CALL IT A SONGBLOOD
Women look so good with a nosebleed
>>201926738no you don't
POO PEEY PANTS PEE PEE POO POO PEE POO POO POO POOPY POO POO POO PEE PEE PEE PEE POO POO POOPY PEE POO POO SHITARSE OWOOOOOOOOOO
>>201926803yes i do, i like the little hands they have
watch out incel!
if banana asians exist then indians and pakistanis are chocolate asian
not overly keen on weekends, as soon as toil stops i just become completely immobile, unable to bring myself to do anything recreational or derive enjoyment from anything
>>201926824POV you called her your little vanilla asian doll
haven't lived much of a life me
>>201926846how can you be depressed in australia?
>>201926869the sun causes cancer
Looking for bum fun in SW1
Taylor Swift is the music you could have all on all the albums as CDs and pick through them for your daily listen, and then just listen to it
the missus >>201926862ktim
good, gooood
rorke on life support
>>201926879oh that terrible sun, real mood killer
>>201926922nah. you dont get to be in them. you dont let brit into yours because youre so spiteful and mean to me
>>201926924yeah especially when you get a great big melanoma
>>201926955do you have one?
>>201926922this is just you and your gay little friends from r9k/discord
I can present as attractive enough to get a date, but can rarely close the deal because of a "lack of chemistry"
kiwis okaussies okleaves okyanks not ok
>>201926817>>201926738Don't worry, they're on their way. By 2100 they'll be to Europe what monkeys are to India.
>>201926738they're evil aggressive bastards who are way too smart for their own good
yanks ok
>>201926977Elaborate one single difference between a Canadian and an American.
>>201926986>>201926999we eat snails and horsesthe second they start giving us lip they're on the menu
horses
>>201926921why would rorke care about some yank woman
>>201927007canadians are marginally less obnoxious
>>201927007self consciousnesssense of humourability to feel shameamiability
>>201927021Their fat is actually delicious
>>201927038>>201927044Obviously you've never actually met a Canuck. You people can't tell this Canadian woman apart from an actual American.
americans can never decide whether we're inferior to them or the exact same as them
>>201927039>>201926922fixed that for you
>>201927067that's fictional mediaadd another pointcanadians can distinguish fictional media from reality
>>201927092youre yank lites
>>201927039This is that metal guy on the right in 1999. He actually went to uni in the UK.
>>201927092>>201927106
>>201927092You're identical to the average Minnesotan, which is to say inferior to me.
>>201927092ontario and quebec are cool but the rest of your country is too much like those queers on the west coast
God that opening ceremony was so good
cooking beef roast dinner today
I am so fucked man it sucks >21 >Don't have a career>Don't have a degree>Have to do one more semester of college before quitting >Don't have a successful jobI am gonna be a failure everyone else will be successful while I rot
>>201927141is this paralympic breakdancing
Do you think the art work I bought for 25 quid from Oxfam on goodramgate is pretty?
>>201927119>>201927124case in point lack of self consciousness, shame, and amiability
>>201927124Ontario is the 2nd worst and it's not even close. >>201927162Same one that bitches about not traveling europe every day? Turn the computer off and you will be fine
you know i think theres a transgender doing something in the paralympics now
>>201927182yeah but awful frame
>>201927182the frame clashes with the ukiyo-e art
any fellow 1ers? and I don't mean your looks haha
>>201927036She got shot in the face
i love reggie though maybe i have said it a lot for things that i like but yeh him
frame nonce loves his fucking frames
>>201927197How is the frame bad?
>>201927162I'm 31 and in the same boat haha
>>201927244>>201927208
>>201927192No I am in a college for something I hate and I want to be a HVAC but my dad won't let me or I will be homeless. I don't want to study to be a accountant because it's a useless field now
reggie >.<
>VGH that guitarCould any of you Bongs play this? https://youtu.be/4qnlfL5gfgo?si=YZj02lBW1QSBqao4&t=13
>>201927252It clashes doesn't mean anything
so PrEP is "pre" specifically. so this third point: HIV infection, pre-exposure prophylaxisThe risk of acquiring HIV is increased in:men or transgender individuals who have unprotected anal intercourse with men;sexual partners of people who are HIV-positive with a detectable viral load; andHIV-negative heterosexual individuals who have unprotected intercourse with a HIV-positive person, and are likely to repeat this with the same person or another person with a similar status.Emtricitabine with tenofovir disoproxil may be appropriate for pre-exposure prophylaxis to reduce the risk of sexually acquired HIV-1 infection in combination with safer sex practices in adults at high risk. Tenofovir disoproxil alone is an alternative for HIV-negative heterosexual individuals when emtricitabine is contra-indicated. For further information see British HIV Association and British Association for Sexual Health and HIV guidelines on the use of HIV pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) available at: https://www.bhiva.org/guidelines.>while theres also post exposure prophylaxis
miss reggie so muchRIP to a true king
>>201927253Also I forgot to add I don't want to be a accountant because my dad is constantly stressed and works 60 to 70 hour weeks which causes him to piss blood because of his stress
>>201927162>21goo goo ga ga shut the fuck up
shut up for fuck sake you evil ghoul
>>201927257have you been getting jealojs on someone elses behalf
>>201927286ok
Deano be like that frame totally clashes with that picture Now please by my Nissan
i am not a ghoul
>>201927257>>201927298he was pretty much the low point of Nintendo's history, everything got better after he left
>>201927323those people saying it are the evil ghouls loo kat what they have these reactions to and what they ignore
>>201927323Talking to the mouse obviouslyBut the fact you self referenced over that is very interesting
the trannies the schools
i dont see any mice
watch out hes about to psychoanalyse you and then say that you need to have mental health teams called to come locok you up after he gaslights you because youre an evil ghoul not him
Scared mousey?
convinced that mousey calls himself an EG to feed his self hatred kink
>>201927330>he was pretty much the low point of Nintendo's historyhe was there for the wii and ds, the guy was there for renaissance
>locuk you up
Women make me feel physically ill In dire need of a world where women aren't what im romantically attracted to
>>201927253Understandable that does seem pretty shit but it seems like you have a solid family, you are going to be fine. Take it from a 24 year old boomer if you are sober, debt-free, hygienic, read books, exercise and get the fuck off 4chan and any other brainrot you will be ahead of 80% of people. HVAC kind of sucks, with your accountant degree I'm sure you can get something decent. If not, there are plenty of trades you can pick up in 2 years and make great money. People switch jobs in their 30s and 40s all the time
>>201927372the fact that he can be how he is and then act that way at the same time is mental. he sits there announcing reports in the thread impersonates 4chan staff and then says "scared?" and tries to call anyone else pathetic
>>201927286they don't look good together, the frame primes you for something not in the print and you're left disappointeddisharmony
>>201927330nintendo of america is virtually a nothingburgeralmost all they do is localise games that are made in japanthe impact (positive or negative) he had on the company is negligible
>>201927400Do you have any moneyI wanna spend all your moneyat the gay bar
i'm heterosexual (only fuck lasses)THOUGHEVERi'm homoromantic (can only love the lads)it's a tough life
anyway that was my last post at him hopefully he doesnt psychoanalyse you from his armchair. thats scary
Noone is impersonating staff you need to lay off the meth
Our Toby, who art in Glasgow,Hallowed be thy name.Thy dragons come,Thy Runescape quests be done,On Earth as it is in Disneyland.Give us this day our microwaved piss,And forgive us our meltdowns,As we forgive those who slay us in PvP.Lead us no into laggy fights,But deliver us from scammers.For thine is the kingdom,The nettles, and the Peters,Forever and ever.Amen.
here's some psychoanalysis for you: you're retarded
wow the post-exposure medicine (or one of) has been shown to be effectiev against HBV. earlier on it mentions people infected with both AIDS and hep B
>>201927404Not really you seen the news most banks are having lay offs and are already automating most of what they do so they are down sizing
>>201927445nah im not if you sit there and gaslight people or "mindbreak" them and get them institutionalised after calling the crazy cops on them then you deserve to go to jail for life at the minimum and should be lobotomized to get started with what REALLY should be done to them. thats because theyre evil
>>201927443
>>201927455You reckon HIV is real, mousey?
mouse alarm !!
You know you killed this general right?All the good posters left after you've spammed it for YEARS none stop with schizo postsYou're not wanted here
you cant post the mice
Women aren't sentientIf Hollywood told women Paul mescal was an incel they'd be like '''''oooohhh what an incel''''''They have absolutely zero capacity to think for themselves. Their sexuality is completely driven by Hollywood
wow you guys are shit im going to read the rest of this and go to bed after smoking while doing that too, maybe talking to the American. you are really shit people and im just going to go so that you dont get your kicks BTW the janny AND mods that were just here didnt give a shit at all about the mouse getting posted. its you who needs to get a grip
>>201927443Not bad lol
>>201927461you could have a degree in BIPOC feminism and it doesn't matter. Take care of yourself in every other way and you're golden.
narcissistic personality disorder
>>201927491Russel, you're fat. All you to do was eat normal but you just had to stuff your face so now Paul is the main character.
>>201927162>21FOLC
ooo watch out hes diagnosing people from his armchair his IQ over here
*rings the psychoanalysis alarm*
i need to lose a lot of weightbut the only way i'll lose 100 pounds is at a british casino
How do I stop these Frogs fighting? The little ones been holding the bigger one around the waist for the last hour.
>>201927471he has posted a mouse
Mousey got institutionalized?About time
genuinely wish someone called me a little kid on 4chan when i was like 20 complaining about how i feel left behind
>>201927545are you sure it's fighting they're doing?
righto lads what's new
>>201927478what does "have a blood pack" mean
tbt to wrestling with the lads after football practice while hot and sweaty
>>201927562shut u[
>>201927471not allowed
Agreed to some fucking tennis match in like 4 hours whereas all I want to do is go bouldering fuck sake Absolutely fucked it
>u[
and you know what you dont get to just antagonise me whenever you really are an evil ghoul by the way you dont get to "set me off" and make me stay here anymore. you still have to stay here. im going to just not engage with it - ive listened to the first audioclip from the NHS video on standing up for yourself, so i dont need to take this a nymore>>201927472>>201927479>>201927488>>201927546>>201927488>>201927578whoever is about to enforce the rules - please first justify these posts>>201927487>TP >YOU not even going to give you the satisfaction, as i have said ive already stopped. your life is very sad thoughplease justify the above mass-quoted posts before you delete mine
>>201927597love you
bouldering, or as i like to call it, climbing for retards
>201927592>201927600dumb cunts thought that it was me (but this is an anonymous imageboard they discord all over)
>ive listened to the first audioclip from the NHS video on standing up for yourself, so i dont need to take this a nymorevery hard to read this as anything other than satire
>>201927597you cant post the mice you schizoid freak
>>201927597no mice
>ive listened to the first audioclip from the NHS video on standing up for yourself, so i dont need to take this a nymorekind of felt bad for him reading this even though he's a despicable person regardless
>>201927614yeah obviously im not going to go look at a self help video on the internet on YouTube or get self-help. its just time to begin standing up for myself more, being assertive, and not letting these evil ghouls drag me down (because thats what they are and what they do)
THE TASMANIAN WOMEN ARE KICKING THE BALLI REPEATTHE TASMANIAN WOMEN ARE **KICKING** THE BALL
>>201927613Toby! how are you thendidn't think it was you btw aha, it was a yank you see
>>201927512Fuck you that sounds like some pansg advice ngl I am starting trade and getting ripped
>>201927092We only denigrate you when you critique the problems of our society
>>201927568Typo. Blood pact. It means basically swapping blood to create bond
sloppy sexo with mousey
>>201927487You fucking tell him Moiseladdy
Maybe I could fake my death Then sneak off to the climbing works Sheffield
reminder that spaintard is a literal parasite and literally cannot exist without doing this to other people or following them along trying to get crumbs. hes an insecure one too reminder that he spent all day yesterday (10+ hours) posting race bait IR cuck fanfic porn because he "didnt get his own way" and "couldnt" post in the thread because of some random rule he made up in his own head and followed - and thats why you had to sit through that thread for 10 hours yesterday
watching the doc
mousenonce, mousenonce can't you see sometimes your words just hypnotize me
>>201927652Ahhhhh x !
The mouse has been posted.
is he getting jealous on someone elses behalf also to everyone else, reminder to report those spam posts that are announcing their reports and impersonating staff
canada is much less of a shithole than america solely because of the healthcare system >yeah but like you have to wait in line or something like that be quiet, better than paying like crazy for insurance like we do
WE LOVE YOU MOUSEY WE DO
>>201927633I'm sure you'll last in the trades princess
...LOOK OUT TOBY
why the fuck two Americans and a leaf been arguing about each others countries all thread?? i typed out /cum/ and you stopped - now youve started again you can have that discussion in /cum/, where you belong. you dont have to do it ehre where i promise you no one cares
>>201927716i haven't even noticed, this whole thread is garbage except me
>>201927631glenorchy getting battered
>>201927698aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>201927733go to cum then
Love how he starts jumping at shadows
love shitting out a poo (as I am doing right now)
>>201927698I will have you know I won 4th place in a power lifting and was only beaten by people who did roids
Half timeGet the slags posted
NIKOCADO AVOCADO LOST WEIGHTNIKOCADO AVOCADO LOST WEIGHTNIKOCADO AVOCADO LOST WEIGHT
>shut the fuck up>shut the fuck up>youre EVIL>you ghoul>shut the fuck up>*more gaslighting* >constantly antagonizing me all day >being a fucking parasite >"shut the fuck up" >LOL DOOD U CANT TAKE A JOKE
>>201927733Fuck off ffeak
the most intolerable annoying freak in the world: JUST BANTER BRO HAHA i say less because i wont think of what to say for you to get hurt
>ffeak
>>201927774bloody hell he does not look well theresomething seriously wrong
>>201927774it's real haha wow
>>201927776>>201927795you tell that miserable twerp tobington
actually, the crazy thing that it was is, whether you keep going or not - or if youre not here (wherein i just copy-paste AI replies ITT at the same rate), i keep going, at the same rate, and kept talking anyways. it wasnt even you making me keep going or anything like that. i did it anyways
>>201927774Ozempic has been a disaster
>>201927774good for him but he's still a mentaly ill homo
Bet tobes is all fired up cause he was out snorting ching and downing bucky
>>201927754Good enough reason to throw away your pampered life to get exploided by Boomerstein until you have destroyed knees in your 40s. Get your degree and go to law school.
>>201927824shut up nigga
throughout all of you not being here, you coming back (and instantly choosing violence like you do every day), causing shit within the hour like you did yesterday (in less than 1 hr), my posting rate stayed the same. you didnt matter. youre still a parasite that CANT exist without a host though
Dance monkey
>201927868his entire reality is made up. wow
>>201927858get them told
>throughout all of you not being here, you coming back (and instantly choosing violence like you do every day), causing shit within the hour like you did yesterday (in less than 1 hr), my posting rate stayed the same. you didnt matter. youre still a parasite that CANT exist without a host though
>youre still a parasite that CANT exist without a host thoughYou're on benefits
>>201927846>MUH BAD BODYIf you eat healthy you will be fine retard
>>201927883ask him to prove that hes a human being. tell him to prove hes not a robotdo we know for sure that its a person and not just a spam bot made by 4chan that runs off CAPTCHAs
>>201927889Done him
>>201927890good postcant stand the trades will destroy your body meme
>>201927890Im trying to help but alright >>201927906Not all, but HVAC will
>>201927889youre a fucking janitor on 4chan on int for the /brit/ thread and you hold that power over people. thats all you have and is the only job youd get (and only because /brit/ can take it - not you), and you are still a net negative for it. you still fuck it up - you are there to fuck up, actually. your "job" is jannying 4chan. not globally, either, but this shitty fucking thread that you make worse and inflate with garbage content
I'm schizophrenic
Parasitic Mouse
get the poo barmed
>>201927487>you>with all your projection you constantly make>making this postbrother you are a JANITOR for 4CHAN and make the place worse, wanting to say im on benefits
wales people be like>hello i live in cum brown
shhhh, everyone be very quiet, Flora is asleep
I like the mouse
toby living inside a block of cheese, eating the walls, while muttering about parasites
>>201927930I'm not a janny nor have I ever claimed to be oneYou just don't like the truthParasite
>>201927966Fucking this.
youre the 4chan disability and inclusion hire. oh you want me to stop now well i am going to - but you didnt carry on and i did. you didnt matter in it all this timekill yourself
This is a hell of a bustout, innit??
Psychically heemed this freakKeep replying to yourself more
went to the shops and everyone there was heinously ugly, young and old
>>201928001Ram him.
>>201927977*goes into my soft baby voice* aw he a lickle fuzzy kitten
>>201928013went to the mirror shop, eh?
>>201928010>>201928016those sting of posts were all very cringe also shut up. i bet most of you have been egging him on when hes here every time too
>>201928001tf are you even talking about?
>>201927977Very cute :3
mouse poster can you recommend me some nhs materials about depression
TOBY IS OUR CAPTAINAND TOBY IS OUR MATE
>>201928029shut up you french
why don't you do the +1 postcounts anymore?
Desperately need HIM back to sort thid Toby incel out
>>201927383the wii sucked
>>201928041thats an entry on bnf.nice dot org wont link it
>>201928034Fucking this.
wish i weren't so afraid of other peoplemight kill myself
I stumbled across Geordie greep in the smoking area of Trisha's 2019. I was off my head on some of Micheal Lavorals magical elixir via Joe lahrichi.Anyway, that's besides the point, NATO and Russia weren't at war at that time, and the mood was fairly good.Anyway, I called Geordie greep a fat neek and then he started swinging at me
>>201928060Oh shut up /v/ tranny contrarian
just got back from the clubgot a cute girls number and danced with her a bit, also danced with a few other afterward which she saw so she probably isn't interested anymoredon't think I'll bother texting her tomorrow
>>201928062this is a virus don't go here
>>201928048because you AKA not the Canadian AKA Diego AKA spaintard AKA 20 other "personalities" here got jealous and started crwwying for literal months and shit up the thread so i stopped trying to even resist the bans
Back from the G club
That's not true, that was a lie He didn't start swinging at me
>>201928071baby console for babies
>>201928085Another thread you've conquered.
>>201928048prove that you are a Canadian or are in Canada. on a secure tripcode if youd like- so i dont kee asking you
>and shit up the threadThe absolute zero lack of self awareness makes me think it's some sort of performance art taken to the nth degree
Any shite lifers in?How do you keep going mentally?
just remembered about praune2forever
Why did I agree to tennis toil in three hours for fuck sake.Going to bed now bye
>>201928111He's just retarded
>>201928104you are retarded as fuck and its unhealthy for everyone and every thing around you
just finished watching all of futuramai've decided i hate it, too many celebrity guests
>>201928120scared to kill myself
>>201928029
>>201928120I just remember I'm not him
>>201928120Video gamesPornWhatevers my flavour of the month crap hobby
in de clubin de club
spaghetti was 20% off so I bought like 10kgjust made financial sense
>>201928120I live in some kind of daydream like state, sometimes I snap back into reality and it feels pretty horrific and I have violent reactions
>>201928142i could have saved her
>>201928029heheheheh
>>201928153alri disassociatedlad
>>201927308based cannibal putting that yank bitch in his place
that post he made is him being a retarded idiot who needs to fucking grow up but not one of the more bad traits or habits which i think a psychiatrist or therapist would focus on to try and use to open up other cases using that as an example
never understood those people who break spaghetti before putting it in the boiling pot instead of just letting it melt in
>baby console for babies
You can't post the psychoanalysis
>>201928165i have a reason but i dont rememberjust easier
>>201928133Got this problem also.>>201928139I can't do this.>>201928142Also have this.>>201928153This is big problem I have.Disturbing that I relate to most of these.
>you did this and i didnt do anything back because you have won. you have beaten me and "conquered this thread" grow up fucking idiot you dont need to be insecure about me and im not here to oooo "challenge" you and "compete" for whatever it is. same with the diego persona, same with Canada, spaincunt, and all the others. you dont have to feel like you are competing against me because i dont fucking care!!!!!!!!
>>201928167I like SEL and I sometimes use linux but I either don't recognise or don't partake in anything else apart from thinking templeos is funnywii remains a baby console for babies
>>201928106
Feels good to have a day off tomorrow. Hopefully it will be nice weather again.No taekwondo this week so i'm going to swimming. My mental health improves with every breast stroke, i feel.
>>201928127It's as if you're Caesar in Gaul and /brit/ the powerless senate back in Rome!
>>201928207thanks now to find the other to see if he can prove that he is human
>wii remains a baby console for bab-ACK!
>>201928213Might just shag your arse one day.
>>201928163Fucking this.
Wind him up, put him down, set him off, and watch him go.
>>201928216you legitimately do the same things (to this thread) as what terrorists do when terrorists dont get their own way. to everyone in here whos just trying to post on 4chan. and theyre innocent
>>201928213bloke in a dress
wish i'd get summoned for jury duty
you do what terrorists do here to the posters here when you are upset or not happy
>>201928235are you insecure about enjoying a nintendo product bugman? in an undiscerning universe there is no ultimate judgement that will come down on you for it
>are you insecure about enjoying a nintendo product bugman? in an undiscerning universe there is no ultimate judgement that will come down on you for it
>>201928254study law, become a judgeevery day is jury duty
>>201928240but that's ok
>>201928245I'm sorry my lord.
>>201928266how many wojacks do you have
>wojacks
>>201928298woejacks
>>201928289you are trying to say that i think im above you, and yet you call your own outbursts "tantrums"
>>201928273that's too much work
>>201928289>my lordAre you a man of noble birth? Do you own land? Are you a knight by any chance?No?Then get in line and say m'lord as is custom amongst the peasantry and laymen.
talking to yous makes me feel better sometimes
>>201928298>he doesn't know
>>201928307My lord I did not mean to upset you.
>>201928319/brit/ is the only contact I have with the outside world
at least it isnt heheheheeheh "no u" againand i get that autism exists and that youve probably had a shit life that i wouldnt understand, but you are almost 30 years old. grow up
>>201928329>my lordAre you a man of noble birth? Do you own land? Are you a knight by any chance?No?Then get in line and say m'lord as is custom amongst the peasantry and laymen.
>>201928319alri
>>201928341Who are you talking to?
>>201928344Fucking this.
wish i'd become a victim of police brutality or negligence so i could sue them for millions
>>201928341How old are you tobes
>>201928329proxy yank>>201928350hes obsessed. hes obviously reading this. sitting there, reading them all. of if not then im not talking to anyone
gay porn dancing lessons next week
>>201928316judging is not workit's duty
>>201928340i hope you get a good laugh out of these threads at least>>201928347hello lad, how are you?
/brit/ is the only contact i have with the incel community
>>201928369peng
if anyone should be summoned for jury duty it's me, i'm a waster and most criminals are wasters and the jury is supposed to be composed of the accused's peers
>>201928375I'm not terrible, thinking about making some flapjacks tomorrow, how about yourself?
/brit/ is the only contact I have with the inside world (internet)
>>201928130yeah I would agree, it's really not aged too well which is funny for a show set that far in the future
and another thing about hepatitus B and AIDS together is that when there is significant risk of viral transmission, theyve got to keep an count of their HBV antibodies, which i read in another book
New>>201928402
>>201928398having a clear out and taking stuff to the dump
>>201928417what've you got to take?
>>201928411wee woo wee woo early alert