winner edition
Couple of cans
nonce subedish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf34DbpbcsAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf34DbpbcsAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf34DbpbcsA
Yeah i pay women twice my age for sex, what of it?
>>201936234
why dont u like me
fiona applethoughts?
>>201936268too much pregabalin
ᵣₒᵣₖₑ
>>201936250Love the mums meself, experience, care, mummies
why are you fat?
it's time boyshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725707315503208.webm
thoughts, rorke?
got a big gay man hanging out my arsehe's whispering tips for making a good post into my ear, this one was his idea btw
>>201936268should've drank vodka instead
dead thread
>>201936276prefer a braeburn myself
Hello lads, Rorke here. You have all been slandering my name for long enough. I am a proud supporter of the liberation of Palestine. I drink soy drinks. I like to go to the hairdressers to have my hair styled with the girls. Please stop misusing my name in future, to refer to a character who is the opposite of who I really am. Thank you.
universities like this should not exist
What can be done about this lads?
Only look good first thing in the morning when I’m starved and dehydrated and can see my abs.Fill up like a big fat balloon after eating or drinking anything
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1723851907185533.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1723851907185533.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1723851907185533.webm
>>201936305because you touch yourself at night
>>201936308the one of the shed would get it. the one holding her dress tooand possibly the one behind the fence as well.
>>201936330*goes to the University of Bedfordshire**sleeps in my bed for the entire time**comes out with a First*
woke up. it stinks of piss. my clothes are scattered around the room. clearly i got drunk and pissed myself. i don't know what i might have posted. please god help me
140mg pregabalin down the gullet de lads
>>201936308the upper working class/lower middle class white women of the UK must be the most soulless people in existence
>Hello lads, Rorke here. You have all been slandering my name for long enough. I am a proud supporter of the liberation of Palestine. I drink soy drinks. I like to go to the hairdressers to have my hair styled with the girls. Please stop misusing my name in future, to refer to a character who is the opposite of who I really am. Thank you
>>201936309can tell he has a tiny cock
>Hailo Technologies (or simply Hailo) is an Israeli AI technology
>>201936378You posted pics of your bumhole again mate and said “open travel visa for all British boys!”. Was very gay
>>201936345im the same but why is this?
>>201936308>all that useless tat in the gardengrim
got a vicetone playlist on, tea in hand, ibuprofen in the gullet, bevvies in the fridge for when I'm feeling betteryep, it's time for /brit/
>>201936427Sodium or sugar or something I dunno
>>201936424don't need to be drunk to do that la ahuhuh
>>201936433Rude
>>201936330whats wrong with it?
>>201936308would pump the lot of them
>>201936438bet it looks real nice in the wind and rain
:skull: blud thought the darkness was his ally
>>201936462literally tom and jerry
Björk what a lass
>>201936422It’s Chinese https://hailuoai.com/video
>>201936390Rorke ain't coming back from this one
Bloody benchod bastard just flew over my house
got my bbc out
>>201936462Woke gone mad
Can someone redpill me on Pilton and Muirhoise in Edinburgh?
Bit scared to buy a home desu it's such a huge decision and I'm scared I won't be fully satisfied
>>201936505Mate this is hate speech, your IP has been tracked, expect the knock on the door
*obliterates rorke*
>>201936433why switzeland?
>>201936533If you're a first time buyer the best time to buy a house is YESTERDAY. Things will NOT get better so buy asap
>>201936505do you have to put chinese in to it or can you use an english prompt
how many /brit/posters are owned by russia
>>201936533this is why i wont be buying a house until mumberg and dadberg are both dead and ive maxed my savings by living without any expenses and also inherited my share of parentbergs money
>>201936565Yeah English works fine
>>201936588screaming
me? never use shampoo or any hair care products. havn't for 10 years
>>201936588australian darts legend simon whitlock looking well here
>>201936339literal tranny image
just fixed mums cookera metaphorical oven pride as it
>>201936588Lmao wtf
>>201936566Tы пoхoж нa кaкoгo-тo ceкpeтнoгo aгeнтa.
Havent left the gaff since Tuesday
>>201936588AI slop is so fucking dogshit and unfunny
>>201936582would give melody all 4 inches
>>201936650good post
>>201936615why is this autist putting so much effort into slightly irritating British people
>>201936615bri'ish fr*nch it*lian reddit 100 ukranian chungus
>>201936568So you're waiting to buy your first home in your 50/60s? Absolute state
>>201936582hard to believe she was only 16 in this scene
It's time for those all important lie detector results.We asked Rorke: "Rorke, is it true you once paid a girl £300 to go to Year 11 prom with you, only to find on the night that she had stitched you up, and used the money on a dress to go with the captain of the football b-team?" You said "No."Test says you're a liar pal.
>>201936682
done him
screaming
>>201936663Because they're an aching Yank simpleton
>>201936611Kek. I thought he looked like Paul Whitehouse as Johnny Rotten
Got off with a 14 year old when i was 23, didnt know at the time so its all good
>>201936718
>>201936608same lad, been even longer for me. regularly get told i have the nicest hair
>>201936718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lFo9tliQ9c
what'll it be then?
>>201936699>royale with cheeseso they both moved to Europe?
>>201936744Yeah? Your mum walks in your smelly childhood bedroom and tells you that regularly does she?
>>201936718let a bender in his 30s finger my arse and wank me when i was 15 during my bi phasedidnt really like it
>>201936743based mansellposting
Hookup lad with a fat arse is on his way
Was it kino?
Checked my student loan for the first time ever£9000 in 2010Balance in 2024 is £14000
>>201936789yeah was alri
>>201936765cornetto
>>201936778
>>201936767Knocked the head & shoulders off that freak
>>201936789*gets thrown into deep fat fryer*yes
you cant convince me the reason my brothers are bald and i'm not isn't anything to do with them showering and shampooing their hair every 2 days while i only do it once a week and do my hair every fortnight
>>201936718itberg in work had been with his partner for for 15 years when he annouced they were doing a joint celebration for their birthdays. he was celebrating his 40th and her her 30th
>>201936767crucified him
>>201936767no, all of my friends do. my mum's dead unironically.
got £60k in student debtthey take about £700 off me every month to pay for it
>>201936767dunelm
*enters the thread*
>>201936615*has a paddy*
listening to my top spotify songs from when I was at uni. getting flashbacks. best years of my life tbqhwy
>>201936799howling done you
>>201936865would love to kick this runt over a garden fence
imagine if your only contribution to /brit/ was just reposting bradley gimmicks any time you chuckled
this general is shit
>>201936901It's been shit since craven left
>>201936892No one pays their student loan lmao
>>201936901fuck you
>haha pretending that this copy and paste insult is hilarious is hilarious in of itself!
mumberg and dadberg paid for my uni and i ended up working in tesco and now neetthinking my brother would befall a similar fate they didn't pay for his kek
>>201936899
>>201936901Be the change
someone notify the authorities that i'm gay
>>201936901It's been shit since snackslad left
>>201936937>you feeling that pill yet bro?
>>201936789was going to reply with a webm of naked keeley hawes from the show but it seems to have been put on the janny blacklist, sad
unironically it's been shitter than usual since the threadmeister stopped posting
still remember the first time i had sexi was 13, she was 17i dont think i had even cum yet from fappingthought i was pissing in her
Just bought a 90 quid penis extender off Etsy
What savings you got Brit? Average British person has less than £1000 in savings
we need to get craven to talk about /brit/ in the HoL. perhaps introduce a motion to protect /brit/ with some kind of cultural heritage status
>>201936972loved him, and his gimmicks.
>>201936990hello ONS apprentice
Arse Rapage
>>201936998your mum was craven my willy last night
In possession of a ham, cheese and pick sandwich
>>201936990£999 in a stocks and shares ISA
>>2019369902 billion
got that poo poo in the loo AI song in me head~bloody bhenchod bastards~
>>201936990about 40 grand depending on bitcoin not shitting itself
yeah the girls
>>201937031done me.....like i done your mums cunt lats night
>>201937051why is she so shiny
>>201937051mad how i like tits but i'm gay
>>201937051too big
>>201936990Unironically have about £40 Mummy and daddy will gift me £780,000 when I turn 21 though
>>20193699012 grand in a current accountwhenever i look into ISAs and shit i just get overwhelmed and give up
>>201937080ktim
>>201937086Silly sausage
>lats night
>>201937086Screaming
>>201937091what will you do with it
>>201937043>>201937049checks out
>>201936990about 5k and 12k in my isa
>>201937080is that why you decided to grow a pair?
>>20193699060klooking to get on the property ladder soon
>>201937123DunnoMight go innawoods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI5g5Kgtux4
sucking a woman's fanny lips
>>201937132probably is the case for most
>>201937141what kind of shed are you looking for?
>>201937148not funny
>>201936990do investments count or are you just talking about cash?
>>201937178never heard of a mortgage?
>>201937152want to touch a rabbit one day
I "earn" £1,658,000 a month
why did they do it?
>>201937200they were from leicestershire
at this point i feel like someone deciding to come in and start a discussion about savings and earnings is some troll akin to the tranny spammer. it's mental how badly the thread quality has degraded instantly because of it
Why is it so hard for them to accept Anglo superiority?
>>201937200thought it was a kraut that snatched her
>>201937232it's literally the same people taking to each other saying the same thing every time as wellimagine going in a group chat with your mates and you just keep barking the same figures at each other
i'm just going to smell like pee for the rest of my life now
im on a shit wage but have scrimped and saved enough for a deposit. will prob look at buying somewhere in the new year. prob only a flat, but still. if i had a partner with similar savings we'd be able to get a house. maybe i take dating seriously and go down that route?
>>201937232>>201937270Enjoying your lunch break, minimum wage retailbros?
ktim
>>201937273have you tried having a bath
>>201937148>i wouldn't trust you with a chocolate buttonsnorting
>>201937279>>>/biz/>>201937289i inherited a flat
I fucking hate NatWest. I'm not making any terrorist threat towards them but if something happened it wouldn't bother me.
off to take a post full english nap
sick to death of my miserable directionless hopeless mentally ill life
>>201937293i took a showeri think its all in my head
we could've bought bitcoin for $0.3 in early 2011
>>201937141>>201937186>60k depositwhat exactly are you waiting for
Tory voting pensioners are shirkers who should be made to pick fruit until they drop.
Renting>>>Home ownership>Oh no oh no I have to pay £900 a month and someone else will fix everything Yeah great, won't be laughing when you have to spend 20k on fixing a roof, or 5k when your boiler breaks
>>201937333i was literally 7 years old then
hard life here i imagine
>>201937357pathetic. you little cretin.
Pholcus phalangioides spiders are amazing creatures. They look so delicate, fragile and vulnerable but when it comes to other spiders they are vicious bastards. Many years ago when we moved into our house our toilet was a pretty derelict lean-to affair and in it lived a female Pholcus guarding a big ball of eggs. For weeks, almost every day it seemed, when we went to bed, there would another chunkier species spider - house spider, garden spider that sort of thing, way bigger than mum, climbing up the wall towards her. Presumably looking to make a meal of her or her eggs. And every morning there would be mum with her eggs and another trussed up dead spider. One morning I went into the toilet and there was no ball of eggs just hundreds of teeny tiny Pholcus spiders.I don't remember if mum was still there but I do remember that each morning after there were about half the number of spiderlings, all looking about twice the size they had been the day before...
looks what you savings and salarypsoter mongs have done to bruce >>201937315seriously kill yourselves
>>201937333who would you sell it to. who is buying when it shoots up
>>201937375how so?
>>201937343Based postIf they don't like it they can fuck off to Benidorm or Marbella
I live in north wales so can buy a 3 bed house for 100kOnly 950 sqft tho but still, it's 100k who cares
Literally me
>>201937380i barely make $100k while australian MINIMUM wage is $30/hour
never known an australian named bruce. think it's all made up
>>201937321other way round surely
>>201937401based lad
>>201937354hardly anything ever breaksand the savings you can make by not paying rent more than making up for it
>>201937336i work shit jobs with shit pay. im gonna try to pivot to public sector (even if it's still shit pay) for some job security before getting a mortgage. that, and im in no rush with LISA; might as well get that free 1k from the govt every year.
slay queenhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725709688161090.webm
just did my good deed for the day
>>201937448lol deluded boomers btfo
>>201937354Diego
Want to shag twenty two year olds
>>201937401what is that girl's problem
he wants to shag 20 two year olds
Maduro is evil lmao. He let loose venezuelan gangs on the streets of America
>>201937508
>>201937508shes jealous she cant compete with mummy energy
>>201937516British post this
>>201937381Well by definition the price is shooting up because people are buying and bidding it up
>>201936990Cash ISA: 53.5kLifetime ISA: 4.5kStocks and Shares ISA: 7.5kBonds: 22kPension: 12k
i'm homeless and enjoying it
Italy’s new Culture Minister:-joined a neofascist party at 14-wrote a book on Gramsci-no university degree-is a cigar collector-is pro-Trump We are so back.
>>201937488
>>201937554why so much in cash? i'm only on like 20k cash
Peach snapps and a ciggie for lunch
I live in thr Bailey Pageant caravan on 49 Dykebar Avenune. My name is Toby Cameron. I’m 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a " balanced"diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if thr janitor bans me, I’ll drink a blue lucozade while changing my sim card. I have a "thousand" sim cards now. In the shower, I use a toothpaste lined orange peel cleanser, then a dissovled nettle body scrub. Then I apply a frozen-urine facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I "prepare" the rest of my routine. I always use urine with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then peter posts, then an anti-janitor meltdown followed by a final mouse post. There is an idea of a Toby Cameron. Some kind "of abstraction". But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though you can hide my mouse posts, and you can give me a (you), and maybe you can even sense "our" lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.https://youtu.be/CiUQx-YFODs
>>201937358No, Burnley is a good place to live. It's the cheapest place in the country and immediately surrounded by nice countryside and the famous Pendle hill. Decent football team. Nicer towns like Whalley, Clitheroe, Todmorden, and Hebden Bridge are a short drive. Too many lovely villages within an hours drive to name. Major cities like Manchester, Leeds, and Liverpool are all nearby. The Yorkshire dales, Lakes district, and Peak District are all near enough for day trips. It's centrally located and on the motorway network so almost everywhere in the country is accessible within a day. It takes 4 hours to get from Manchester road station in Burnley to Kings Cross in London. Plus Burnley is racially segregated. Yes the paki areas are slums but the white areas are among the most white in the country and even the run down parts are safe. Burnley will never again be a wealthy persons choice of residence but for working class Northerners its actually really underrated. I'd sooner live in Burnley than any working class area in the USA.
recommend me a video game to play lads
>>201937599ROARINGF
>>201937605im gonna start Vanquish today
eating oreo ice cream x
>>201937605Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
anyone recognise the woman hehe?
>>201937605EU4 as a Native American tribe is one of the funniest games you can play
>>201937605stardew valley with sex mods
>>201936202Wtf it's real
>>201937625good game that was
>>20193714890% of people on Jeremy Kyle were Irish diaspora
>>201937642hs>
there was a poo here, it's gone now
>>201937634
>>201937516
>>201937664ktim
>>201937180Is it now the time to full-port into TMF?
>>201937577I didn't know about non-Cash savings/investments until 2 years ago
grrrrrr
>oh, you want a house?>that'll be 7 years salary, please
>>201937700>only 7 yearsFOB
can't fathom actually caring about anythingdon't understand how things keep happening and everybody doesn't give up
>>201937358parents grew up there, mumbergs upbringing sounds fucking hysterical honestly like a dickens book with flann obrien characters
kampala harris
>>20193771752k is average income in first world countries
*walks in* Blimey *walks out*
the ai-generated songs have hit the local facebook groups and noone in the comments can tell the differencesome guy will make an ai song complaining about the town/council and all the comments are boomers going 'fantastic song, who's the artist?'
I'm a male student in a counseling masters program and I've never had so few opportunities to meet single women and date in my entire life. This is ironic because i am one of few (straight) males in a female dominated program. But I'm not kidding when I say everyone in my apartment is dating someone already or is gay. So okay, that avenue's exhausted, what about work? The only decent part-time job I could get that would accommodate my schedule and wouldn't require me to drive 45 min+ away is a catering job at another local university, where all my coworkers are middle-aged men. Lovely. What about dating apps? Tried em' for years. Absolute wasteland. Get about 1 match or so a week, just to get eventually ghosted or for it to be a fake account. What about bars/clubs? Not really my scene, I'm not a fan of alcohol nor do I find the loud and noisy atmosphere to usually be a good environment for me to meet people when I thrive in conversation. I don't expect advice or help, I know this is not a unique problem, just pissed and need to vent.
>>201937719White Goddess.
>>201937700Disingenuous post.
Feeling VERY horny today
Mad how much easier life must be if you're tall and good lookint
>>201937787alri robert graves
might watch a minion film
>>201937794sydney sweeney looking well
>>201937795Tbh it just comes with different expectations, sometimes for the worse
>>201937599Glaswegian Schizo
>>201937809she'd get it
>>201937809the full video is better because he goes into an alleyway and there's a homeless black guy shadowboxing
>>201937810'oo remembers when lads would go to the cinema to see them in suits
>>201937809bag over the head business
>>201937809>running from a fat woman in high heels KWAB
>>201937846rorke's da
>>201937742and the median?
do you laugh at your own jokes?
>>201937792>apartment>flat>flat>retirement apartment>flat>flatdisingenuous post
Why is manchester united a public company?
>>201937872somebody has to
any hitler man in
mad how we're all trapped on this little islandif you had the opportunity, would you even move to a different country?
>>201937837mad how you can tell thats Glasgow or atleast the west of Scotland from just looking at it
>>201937846OF COURSE IT'S YORKSHIRE
>>201937872only the bangers
>>201937869The average annual average salary in the U.S. is $63,795. The median annual salary, which is often less skewed by outlying numbers, is $59,384
>>201937876made almost 10k on man united stock when they signed ronaldo
the new>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008
>>201937924it came out of nowhere
>made almost 10k on man united stock when they signed ronaldo
>>201937924cant fart there mate
>>201936268Are these people just genetically weak? How the fuck do you destroy your body at 28 while Churchill had a pint of brandy for breakfast
>>201937961imagine thinking investment is so hard to believe that you jaypost it
>imagine thinking investment is so hard to believe that you jaypost it
>>201937971churchill was a fat piece of shit
>>201938000wrecked that cunt
someone make a new then
the new >>201938031
>>2019380261 post to go
>>201938026>>201937953
>>201937971You can get away with drinking like that of your fat
>>201936268Natural selection
>>201936990Unironically about 200k
