get a clue lads
I will be posting in here because im unique and special
bump
the schizos here dont do weed they do heroin, get it right
why isn't the Russian who keeps posting here no on the front line of the Russian Special Military Process?
Imagine getting raped so many times you convince yourself you were the one raping yourself and everyone elseThats spainonce
>>201944788Dont believe you at all.
>>201942627is this Mad Men?
>>201944750I have a reasonable sized willard and they're fine. I'm talking about the ones that are stretchy mainly on your thighs and looser around the cock and arse section
>>201944759fentanyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBIuhOXjmBg
>>201944840yes
schizophrenia is a myth
Mental how badly I mindraped him
TMD
>>201944865good show that
>>201944844did i say "the issue with skinny jeans is if you have a reasonable sized willard, they're hard to wear"? no. i said "the issue with skinny jeans is if you have a big nob, they're really hard to wear".
>>201944844not a gay boy but enjoy tightness in my jeans around the arse areajust feels nice innit
>skinny jeans discussion another proof that your mass culture is still in 00's
had a shower last night and have sweated so much since that i need another one. bloody hate when it's warm.
>>201944097There are apps that tell you who's looked at your profile I've once looked at the photos of a bird I was dating and about 2 minutes later she randomly messages me to ask how I'm doing
I have never owned an iPhoneI pay $30/month for cell phone serviceMy phone is a 3 year old Google Pixel 4aI make over $100k per annum
>>201944897I was being humble as not to upset and enrage everyone by saying I have an 8 inch nob. People don't take kindly to that around these parts
still encode all my videos with Xvid like a grandpa
>>201944844had a grey pair from primark which i wore once to college which were really tight you could see the outline of my knob, decided to not wear them again and put them in a charity bag
>>201944760Been saying the same down the pub for the last 5 months, usain bolt
I only wear gym shorts, hoodies and graphic t-shirts about video games and superheroes myself
feel like shit and want to eat kebabs and crisps and chocolate and drink some cocacola and wank to pornography but i'm trying to give up all that stuff to gain a clue
>>201944933
gotta poo
>>201944944The onlly thing worse than an Iphone fag is a Google cuck
>>201944945actually pathetic for you to revise yourself away from "reasonable-sized" after being pushed the tiniest little bit.
>>201944954"charity bag" is what I call my arsehole on a saturday night
ruzzians be like "ukrainians are nazis!!111" and expect that will make us hate ukraine lol
i think of barbecues when i hear kebab
>>201944944your thoughts on Samsung and Huawei?
>>201944935ktimalready need to shower after messy poos most times too so could end up on 3 showers today
Chinese gf 2024 still in play
>>201945029Your autism is showing lad
>>201945074just buy a bidet or not have a full shower
>>201945083sort it out
Have a large torso and skinny legs so am very glad the skinny jean thing ended. I looked very silly in them.Genuinely looked like that Pug in the meme.
We must secure the existence of the British people.
>>201945033Russian lie in your face as a power move
got george michael on
>>201945081What's going on with all their hairlines? Is it a steroid use thing?
>>201945023I pay $30-$40 per month for phone service and data. Mostly use wifi, so the data charges arent high. could get unlimited data for $50 per month but I rarely use that much data since everything is on wifi
oh no the slavs are killing each other
>>201944856honestly mental the bloke killed himself over a woman that looks like that
>>201945109when is your bf coming over?
what is your race and do you see your nose when you see in field of your vision?
>>201945061>your thoughts on Samsung and Huawei?One is Suk Mai Kok and the other is spyware
>>201945100Season 6 was a pile of trash
Oh is 190 seething about Russia on all his flags again? Brilliant. Wonderful.
>>201945137white (portuguese)no
il gatto parlante
test says you're an air fryer pal
>>201945100agreed
>>201945081i need manila
>>201945127Think it was less about her since they had split up before and more the fact he was humiliated on national television and made out to be a liar when he likely wasn't.
>>201945137white (british)yes if I close one eye and look at it, otherwise it disappears like magic with two eyes open
>>201944936No there aren't, it's not possible.
>>201945136half 7
Might birth a big smelly poo baby
Weird how the "Russian" never engages with anyone mentioning his country but will talk about random shite occasionally.
>>201944856>>201945127>>201945184what causes someone to even go on such a show as that? how much would you have to be paid?
Normalise sprinting at women at night.
>>201945224Also mad how all these foreigners keep using the word "peng" and talking like retarded incels
>you should always rise to the bait and give me le attention
peng corr phwoar what a beaut
>>201944936The glitch when the file name gave you access to the account
>>201945268And reposting shit they already posted?
>>201945223corr peng
corrr
nobody says peng anymore grampa
I should be allowed to beat my wife.
stupid cunt blue bottle flying into the glass when the window is wide open
>>201945314Elton's relief
>>201945314why pupple?
>>201945204the law has been broken
>>201945323good post this
>>201944856need this cunt to be executed, hate the way he talks to people
mental how terrible i feel after drinking liquor
>>201945314Looks like Tinker Bell orgasmed all over it
>>201945244You have to apply to be on the showThe guy who killed himself rang up about 40 times to be onIt didn't help that Jeremy Kyle touted his lie detector as flawless, which obviously wasn't true and is the reason the case is in court
might do another xev bellringer wankeroo
>>201945391"liquor"? you mean spirits, pig?
A woman once approached me late at night, she seemed terrified and asked if I could pretend to be her friend for a bit. I was shitting it myself, thought it might have been a trick of some kind. I kept looking around me, but she eventually ordered an Uber and left. There was a point at which she seemed to calm down, so I assume she could see someone who left. I walked home quite scared this person was was following me.Odd experience.
>>201945429you're a spirit
>>201945144Shit is so fucking loud irl it's insane. I have no idea how they tolerate it. Maybe it's better inside but it was flying over me when I was in a car and I felt like it was about to crush
>>201945445poor cat
>>201945429His spirits are low afrer drinking it
>>201945364I dunno why none of the nutcases on the show haven't battered him, he looks like a weak cunt
>>201945314Elton's been on the vimto I see.
wanking is so great
>>201945469Oh yeah?
don't value replies from non-brit flagsthey're all disgusting foreign beasts
>>201945445So obviously fake.
>>201945493
>don't value replies from non-brit flags>they're all disgusting foreign beasts
don't have a TV licence but i'm taking the risk of putting the England match on the telly anywaywho here /daredevil/
>>201945525i don't care
>>201945493screaming
swooping in on the young single mums who appreciate my Prince Charming looks and personality and then leaving in record time after I'm done, sorry, you really thought you had a chance huh?
been eating healthier than ever and my bowels are still fucked and my poos smell vile
>>201945569posting your incel fantasies on 4chan again are we?
I give Diego 3/10 for yesterday Must try harder
Going to make a "british women are ugly-ACK!" thread brb
>>201945518Let's get back to your mother and her new black boyfriend then. How are they doing?
>>201945577Your bowels are still flushing out all the shite in your body, the smell will become less vile after a month or two
sue
>>201945612I've seen her pink arse hole.
>>201945553Something inherently amusing about anti-woke gays.
im an unlovable rouge
>>201942627Why do Brits pretend to suffer do they know how expensive and awful it is to live in the US we work like china men
>>201945612AI slop
>>201945612You should be killed for making AI content.
Hit or missI guess they never miss, huh?You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
Need a peng Chinese gf. Preferably 19 or younger.
>>2019456882024 who's still listening
>>201945577eat like a good lad and dont drink monday-friday and do healthy pooswhen the weekend comes around it's just so tempting to sup on the liquid jew and then eat filth so do sloppers
>you have to use AI to make British women look attractiveoh dear
just pooed out solid gold, i'm a rich man!
>>201945491They've attempted too, many timesThat's why he had to have securityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z23F0ctvJ0sThere used to be a video of him shouting at another bloke calling him a useless father and he immediately jumped out of his seat and charged at him, and you could hear the panic in Jeremy's voice before the security rushed the stage
YNR Jacob Sartorious
>>201945688>You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss yaSeems like an odd bet. I imagine most people’s boyfriends kiss them. Wonder what sort of odds she got on this.
>>201945061never had huaweihad a samsung galaxy in the early-mid teens and it was fine, but nothing specialmy phones were>google nexus 5x ??? - 2018>moto x4 ($250) 2018 - 2021>pixel 4a ($200) 2021 - current
>rasher sandwich>iced coffee>on 4chanYep lads, its another beautiful saturday morning
Mad how 2016 was 8 years ago. Fucked up that is. Very fucked up.
>>201945767California
Ham and Dairylea sandwichBOSH
how bout you suck my balls
drinking coffee or tea with meals can cause anemia
>>201945785mad how i was only 24 in 2016 and now im an old man with grey hair and tired all the time
>>201945839Grim.
>>201945802Nah, I just get out of bed late on the weekends
>>201945839this nigga 32
i hate that my banks dont keep statements from before like 2020 available. even the irs doesn'thow much can it cost to store 40kb pdfs?
I'm 37 years old and still don't understand the difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain and the British Isles
mental how everything is fucked
>>201945916
mental how peng these were
>>201945931'were' blud they havent died
The people who post in /tv/ general threads are barely senntient
>>201945894Is it, really?
does anyone know of a good horror movie
>>201945892
>>201945964yeah but i'm not 10 so i don't eat them anymore, dickhead
>>201945975gay porn
>>201945975Youre in one
>>201945995I think you’re barely sentient.
bro replied to the wrong post
>>201945988what spastic made that then?
>>201946025how so?
>>201945931prefered dunkers
mental how ireland and the uk are island countries but they still manage to have a land border
>>201945995Nice work you daft cunt
>>201946041It's correct mongboy
I am shy therefore I will die without having seen a vagina in real life.
If you had a kid during covid pandemic he/she would be starting school next year.Take that in.
>>201946071chokeslammed that fat fool
>>201946045You responded to the wrong post mong.
>>201946047this but the jumbo tubes ones corrrrrlove a cheesestring also
>>201946085ktim
>>201946071the fact you think that proves you are the mong
>>201946087corrr
Wonder how much it makes the Irish leftists seethe that they're in the 'British' isles.
tried the peach monster ultra energy zerowas decent
>>201946111you love your slop dont you piggy
>>201946106most intelligent american
mental how ireland could have saved western civilization by joining the axis in ww2
>>201946120Correct it then.
>>201946132yeah aha x
>>201946138
>>201946154cute
>>201946160Ireland is 2 millionBritain is 40x more
>>201946154awww x
too fucking warm. TOO FUCKING WARM.
>>201946168the circle for Great Britain is around a ton of islands that aren't Great Britain. Only the largest island is called Great Britain.I will accept your concession in your next reply
>>201946138>>201946181
Even Prague’s main airport sells cannabis products: you can buy ‘cannabis vodka’ in the duty free, something that I did not see at Amsterdam Schipol (I am not sure how customs would work for these products)
>>201945204Emmayank...?
>>201946214talking out your arse
open the fucking pubs
>>201946219Okay, I concede.
>>201944856>NSFL WARNINGIt's a fucking Jeremy Kyle episode, how is that fucking NSFL
>>201946212meaningless
>>201946256EmmaWANK!
>>201946264I accept your concession.
just received this
Irish diaspora buzzing for England vs Ireland.
waiting for some cock
>>201946168>Ireland is geographically closer to Great Britain than it is shown in that map. >The UK ring is badly drawn across Ireland and includes parts that are not in the UK. >Isle of Man isn't part of Great Britain or the UK.grow up and stop posting misinformation
>>201946292he looks based
>>201946296here in Liverpool we're cheering for Ireland
fucking hate jeremy kyle and his tasteless cruel TV show hope he gets banged up for it
>A "defenceless" drinker needed emergency surgery to save his sight after being set upon in a pub by a thug who nicked his glasses.>Dad-of-two Michael Stephens, 34, was seen "prancing around" before he flipped and rained down eight or nine powerful blows on Gareth Wyn Williams, a court heard. However, Stephens avoided going straight to prison, being handed a suspended sentence over the "horrifying" and "unforgivable" attack.>It happened The Albert Pub on Lark Lane, south Liverpool at around 10.30pm on August 4 last year. Stephens had attended the pub with a woman, and was shown on CCTV "behaving like a drunken idiot" while Mr Wyn Williams sat alone at a nearby table, listening to a live music act.>"The defendant then decided, presumably as a sort of joke, to pick up Mr Wyn Williams' glasses, which were on the table. The defendant then put the glasses on. Mr Wyn Williams, understandably concerned about his glasses, went to the defendant to retrieve them. The footage shows some words between them, but nothing more than that.">After getting his glasses back, Mr Wyn Williams returned to his chair, where Stephens' female companion appeared to become angry as she pointed aggressively towards him. Stephens then walked over and rained numerous rapid blows down on Mr Wyn Williams, causing a serious bleed behind his left eye.
>>201945204I prefer her bum.
>>201946292>Jesus at the door
it doesn't get better than this
>>201946292he is risen
>>201946296Is the Rugby on?
>>201946330Is your player not playing then for england ??
>>201946344AI slop is banned in /brit/
Never smoked weed or a cigaretteNever been drunkNever been to a pub or nightclubNever been on a dateNever had a jobI'm 31 years old
>>201946337need you to top yourself asap
youre properly gay if you wouldnt drop everything and get shagging
>>201946381Boring cunt.
POV: you're an Anglo-Saxon warrior marrying the daughter of the Celtic lord you slew on the battlefield. She will bare you many sons.
eating muck and cookies and crisps and all sorts because ive got mental helth
>>201946351You prefer the bombs raining down hohol
>>201946417fuck off yank
>>201946415That's a female
>>201946415why does he have tits
>She will bare
>>201946381live a little
>>201946417done that dull bastard
Come on pakiberg get my scran delivered or I'll tell Keir to hold off on your wanking and feeding for tonight
>Bellingham = Irish>Rice = Irish>Grealish = Irish>Foden = Irish>Gallagher = Irish>Kane = IrishEven the England manager O’Hara is fucking Irish. Holy fucking shit
>>201946417>>201946482I'm not boring, I'm just a little different
Stop posting AI slop you spiritual Indians. Would love to pull your fucking nails off, pull your teeth out, scalp you. Subjecting me to this slop is basically assault.
>>201946436why you want to bomb crimea my beige creature
zou bisou bisou
>>201946542
>>201946542hide any AI webms without watching them noweven the ones that have potential to be funny are so uninspired because they're made by runts tapping prompts into a website and posting the result
>>201946542Outstanding post. AI posting is spiritual warfare.
yvn man fong sam lui cuicui san odiluiyun dang nei ya bui zizan cing lao zn neimong lui guei ga naya sin dengyuv man fong zoen o cui cui zun nei sam noiman dang ying fa zing hoiyv ying ziu soeng o sam ci cing nan zigamyei bun ang go tan sio gusan
>>201946381How have you done none of those things by 31? Did you never go outside or have friends growing up?
Could murder for a chocolate cornetto
*checks thermometer* ah yes, 21 degrees in *checks calendar* September
was going to get that space marine game but I'd feel like a right twat playing it by myself as a 32 year old think I'll read a book or watch a film instead
>>201946608cao ni ma
>>201946537
>>201946620Need them all to fart in my face.
ai will winyou will lose
American w<3men
>>201946654fucking bizarre post
>>201946620id shag them all but id only marry the white ones
never seen a chinese homeless
Diego loves Linkin Park and is a fan of the new lineup
Get the Ai posted
rehoming a poo
>>201946679video games are for children
burnt the fucking chips
pumpkin spice is back on the menu
>>201946707of course he is he's a homosexual man he loves sassy female singers
Got the burgers on
>>201946743FUCKED IT OH MY DAYS
>video games are for children
i feel anger towards you
>>201946620holy spaffoli
>>201945988they won't like this
any of you lads got the new ponkin' produrtivity planner 24/25?
wiggling my toes in delight
>>201946786they're like 15
>>201946723
fillet steak, frites and asparagus for tea tomorrow x
greasing myself up and sliding around on my bum
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AIR FRYERfrying is specifically cooking using oil as a substratecooking with air as a substrate is not frying, the so-called "air fryer" is simply a miniature convection oven
Knew a lad in my year whose mother was raped and murdered when he was young, well, he was found dead in his room and it's most likely suicide.Feel bad for his Dad.
>>201946823your point?
Lauren Chen Sex Arse!!!
>>201946860you're a nonce
y'all cowards don't even fry air
butter is a type of cheese not its own category of product
>>201946771
>>201946866point being?
>>201946863She is pengaleng
>point being?
baffling that in this health concious age pepsi decided to market a product based solely on its max sugar levels
>>201946535Best “English” athletes are always Irish
You said paki in your living room???
uh oh, everybody check your pockets
not clicking that
>>201946950blue board
>>201946950is he okay
>>201946974think about this image a lot me
>>201946997do you
just scranned two double decker bars and then mum phones to say she's on the way back with pizzafucked it
tsigani shoo shooout
>>201946535>the England manager O’HaraHow the fuck did you get "O'Hara" from "Carsley"?
got no mates me
>>201947014get the pizza scranned as well you piggy
>>201947014>double decker barsew they are shit
>>201946981Good lad
Liverpool Road, Crosby, 1921 and 2024With the approx 18t boulder which arrived in Crosby from the Lake District by glacier and was discovered in 1898
>>201947035odd image
and the latest from ruby granger?
>>201947035*gives you a hug*We can be mates :)
>>201947041filtered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLshfP9xmHcrelax and enjoy the thread
>>201947041not my personal favourite I will admit but it's all that was in, didn't think tea was until 7pm-8pm
Chiedozie Somkelechukwu Ogbene. Beautiful Irish name.
>>201947056how do you discover a boulder?it's just sat there and is indistinguishable from other rock formations
>>201947131>>201947131>>201947131
HATE industrialised society
Watching the football on ITVX and saw they have an Xmas Movies channel on there which apparently runs all year around Imagine watching Christmas films in March daft bastards
When I was 13-14 I wouldn't shower or brush my teeth for up to a month. I could scrape the grime off my teeth and dirt from in between my fingers.Honestly have no idea what my parent's were thinking when raising me. Grew up in a very middle class family too.
I was born in 2002 >.<
