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>>201944072i sold my last one and have been using a machete as my pdw, kid
liberal detected
>yeah im a loberal. seethe
I’m naked
canuck politics are so boring. also they're all liberals
brb gonna hang my laundry to air dry
>>201944224wtf why is my post like that
Good point
i dont remember putting meme arrows and misspelling liberal
>>201943860My next non-work vehicle is going to be a kit car. But ford also does retarded shit for attention sometimes
guys please explain im freaking out
>>201944486Shut up schizojeet
>>201944432That's why I like bb guns so much
>>201944501im not him
aaaaaaa im going crazy!!
hello
>>201944525slingshots are fun too
trying to get a job is one humiliation ritual after another. and it doesn't end once you've got one. i think chattel slavery was more dignified than modern working conditions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLVq37aowUDid you guys own a Saturn as kids?
>>201945134take the niggerpill and just rob people then
I went to an Asian brothel recently
watching an autismohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjEp-Cr7BgI
I didn't ask recently
>>201945292how was it and what province
How many of us are zogbots? Jw as I am a zogbot.
tomorrow is the day i stop being a loser
>>201945379not no more, what mos i guarantee you're a pog
>brother is mentally ill>Just got out of the hospital>Lives in a pigsty>Fuck it, I'll help him out>Hire a garbage service to take out his nasty furniture>Gonna go get some new stuff>Show up early>He's asleep>Not answering doorbell>Not answering phone>Have to send the junk people away>Sitting here thinking I'm a fucking retard who was gonna spend a bunch of money helping him out
textnow is amazing these daysit actually functions as a fake number
>>201945590sibling bonds are a meme stop wasting your time on a degenerate retard
>>201945590he has his own house?trustfund baby?
>>201945590did you tell him before hand this was happening?
>>201945636what living in a multicultural, multiethnic society does to a mfer
>>201945646ebil yosho
>>201945750reckon he's got a negro for a step brother or something
>>201945499Yeah I am, intel analyst. Wish I’d gone infantry this enlistment since it’s just a lot of annoying women who abuse people with the help of leadership any chance they get.
thinkin of buying a Kona Sutra so that i can have a commuter bike for living in the hustle and bustle of the big city(tm).
Is Arkansas a nice state to live in?
>>201945590"I'm from /cum/ and I'm here to help"
>>201945824mental suffering vs physical suffering. at least you aren't doing group punishment imt drills in mopp gear and full kit because the new zoomers are too retarded to understand the concept of giving and receiving respect lol
>>201945614What do you use it for?
>>201946048It’s not bad, hot and humid however. Little Rock is really nice and affordable from what I’ve heard.
>>201946048there's fuck all to do, but housing is cheap i guess, and you have the ozarks right there for any outdoors-y hobbies.
>>201945647Subsidized housingHis residence is steadily being infested with Africans>>201945668I gave him the time and he said he'd be up
Just tried bawls soda can't say that I'm a fan so far
>>201946164this nigga got bawls in his mouth
i've learned from the 7 cans of kombucha i was gifted that i don't like kombucha
>>201946194Your mom had my bawls in her mouth last night
>>201946151Is he depressed?
BAWLS
>>201946099Yeah it’s all a trade off for sure. I tell that to some of the space force kids I work with, like if you think this is bad try going to the field for weeks and rucking all over that’s some tough shit at times.
>>201946238i like it more than real alcohol, but less than a generic sugary soda, or a seltzer. the smell definitely lingers and makes me feel like a smelly portland hippy.
fuck zogbots
bump
Just realized I broke my 4 year streak of no soda for shitty bawls soda
>my youtube comment got 2k likesyep we're back
>>201946885The most I've ever gotten was 30 likes I think what's your secret
Shitting is no fun without a bidet
>>201946471is it supposed to be an alcohol alternative? i guess that makes sense why they taste like shitty seltzers
>>201946937be early and agree with the consensus
>>201946942I wash my ass out in the bathtub
>>201946942for me it's the butt shower, much more compact and you contain the shit particles to the toilet instead of having to get up and sit on another baby toilet
Why was he so based
>>201946962the reason kombucha tastes that way is because of the fermentation, which creates ethanol in the same way that it does for beer, wine, or other alcoholic beverages. the producers can control how much gets created and can remove most of the alcohol, but there will always be trace amounts even if its sold as a non-alcoholic beverage. i forget the exact percentage but "non-alcoholic" is more of a legal term for "less than 1% alcohol" which is why kombucha and non-alcoholic beer can be labeled as such even though it really does exist.
>>201947061wish these things were a standard everywhere
>>201947061>instead of having to get up and sit on another baby toiletwhat are you talking about
>liberals now like dick cheney after calling for his repeated execution a decade ago
>>201947210same man, it's honestly disgusting how we don't have them here>>201947343do you not know what a bidet is?
The 40 hour work week is cruel and designed to make us more machine than human
>>201947466I've never seen that before. I have one that's intstalled below the toilet seat
>>201947494consume less, work less
>>201947531Rent alone requires 40 hours unfortunately
I could be capable of so much more yet I sit around on the computer all day
>>201947596the purpose of a system is what it does thoughever
>>201947576no it doesn't consoomer
I have the shits, and even crapped my pants this morning, but I am still going to go on my incelwalk. Wish me luck bros
thinking of buying a pedo van and livong out of it
>>201947649In commiefornia it does
Um... Hi (I'm friendly and cute, I guess)
I have a mentally ill friend and I don't know how to help him.
>>201947848put him out of his misery or groom him to do something based
I'm counting people I see today based on raceNot counting people in cars because it's too hardNot counting roommatesSo far I saw:>52 white people>5 black people>5 pajeets>4 brown chinese e.g. filipino>1 chinese>2 vaguely brown but idk
>>201948247count your 25 jeet roomates
>>201948211he's talking like a commie
>>201948290one n-sl*r in the mirror
>>201948282my roommates are my 2 white brothers
i love kitties, yes i do
>>201948360
white people owning black dogs or cats is kinda weird... like why did it have to be black particularly why do you want to own a black-coloured being so bad?
spinster's gonna go get loaded and bang the bar alpha tonight, then come here and talk about being lonely
>>201948479tell me more
Check out my most recent cat acquisition. Rate it from 2 to 13.
>>201948564im a bitch ass nigger
>>201946360He's schizophrenic, he's on lithium and another big pile of pills
do you pay for car/life insurance? me personally nah
mrow
>>201948753https://youtu.be/llnPammO598I A'INT SCAREDOF GETTING POO ON MY WEINERFROM A MEXICAN SLUTIN SOUTH PASADENA
>>201948531black cats tend to be targets of abuse because of superstition
>>201945369ON4.5/10
The King Will Come
Can't believe nobody replied to my cat post.
legit nothing to do
>>201949392You could reply to cat posts
>>201948883I have car insurance because my mother got in a car accident and the surgeries have added up to high six digit numbers and the business she was going to sue is going to file for bankruptcy even though it’s essentially does business with money launderers. And then my life insurance is basically just a tax free money market account with death benefits or whatever that I could care less about. It has a higher growth rate and reserve than the bankjews offer
Just learned aussies eat the plastic cheese too
>>201947161I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
i feel great
i lost the other half of the post and you know what i dont care enough to bother trying to write it all back out
i had a really vivid masturbation dream. it's like i was really lying in bed, looking at porn on my phone and going ham jorking my peanits (if you know what i mean)it was so vivid and lifelike. then i woke up to my gf playing with my balls. i just wanted to go back to sleep and have an amazing dream cum
if my opinions are illegal then you can at least exile me
>>201948538yeah but we can at least take comfort in her positive outlook and reminders that your life too can bed of clover some day (if you've got a trust fund and never have to do a days work in your life). i loathe that bitch
>>201949483sublunary cat is watching you pierce the veil
had a dream that i broke a goats leg because i didn't want him to run away. he was screaming and crying really loud
one part of that post that i remember is that white people are the strongest race and that makes nonwhites SEETHE
>>201949942I dont think they would scream much 2bh Even when people break bones they'll sometimes still walk on them; when I broke my arm I actually broke it twice (the second time even reset the bone) without realizing it because my douchebag dad wouldn't take me to the hospital at first. But if it's like bones sticking out of muscle that probably hurts more but idk
I almost had enough in crypto to live quietly in a third world country for the rest of my life at one point. if I wasnt such a retard it would all be completely different.
>>201950193yet here you are: poor, drunk and retarded
>>201950246and aloneand loathed by the few aware of my existence
>>201950193gods plan and youd be trading a stock which is backed by government (and "could fall") for an even more volatile stock that you trust wont fall for you to be able to continue living on it
I spent a large number of bitcoins on drugs in like 2014 LOLWhen I was homeless I lost the computer
>>201950193you weren't made for a quiet life. you were made to win it all back in a single crazy bet.
>fags post porn, tranny bait, political bait, other garbage on /v/>up for hours>guy posts wart removal video>reminds tranny janny of their own festering open wound>gets deleted in less than 10 repliesreally makes me think
>>201950290I bought bitcoins in 2017 and I used a fake name on my account so I got permanently locked out of my bitcoins
white people be like, sorry honey I can't take the kids to soccer I need to get inescapably lodged the nutty putty and fucking die
>>201950613
>white people explore and yet, nonwhites have to go to white countries so they dont die! interesting!
holy shit you guys are losers
nonwhites be like>muh dick >white people explore>white people climb mountains>white people conquered 30% of the world for spices and didnt even eat they spicy food any more? bear in mind that you are posting from a white country and had to leave yours
>>201950904good morning ma'am
>>201950904welcome to the club. never forget. you're here forever
Young people are getting less bright and historically aware. If I make it to old age, I'm going to unironically tell people I was in Vietnam.
>>201951014i have a different backstory for every idiot zoomer i meet, you'd think being raised on the internet would make them more skeptical but it's the exact opposite
>>201951003that's such a loser thing to say
I NEED a hapa daughterhttps://youtu.be/Ohc8NUROTDw
>>201951014Kids have always been stupid and always will, you just didn't notice it as a dumb kid yourself and your parents didn't tell you the whole story of their childhood so that's why it may appear like a decline to you, but it's actually not. Stop skressing over nonsense like that, life is too short for that
>>201951115holy based kek
>>201951115>>201951014Congratulations, you're both officially unc status
go lurk the /gif/ or /trash/ thread that is about blapeeppolpul FEMBOYS or TRANNIES for a while and look at the posts that black people make there by the way if you are still disagree with me
>>201951014STOLEN VALOUR STOLEEEEN OMGGGGGGG STOLEN VALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO T HAT
>>201951014I think their innate intelligence hasn't changed, but their motor skills and attention spans have
>>201951138Kirjutasin veebikonstaablile su kohta muideks
>>201951293source?
>>201951296hapatütred on literaalsed inglid
that "weres costco guys" kid is a freaky little gremlin thing and i honestly hate him
>/cum/ - toby the pedophile ratfucker and estonian zoomer general
>>201951461>literaalsedhea küll kadakas
>>201951533>t. gen alpha "le wrong generation" 13yo
>>201951449My observations
I think you guys are pee pee heads
>>201951532Yeah Italian Americans are like that
>>201951597>source: my assShould have said it like it is tbqhwyrn
>>201951293Median intelligence is lower than previous generations.Demographic consequence?Hmmmmm…
im white, so of course i bring 3 triangle sandwiches to me at the mages guild wizards while i use prayers with priest/monk robes on to use all my prayer to 0, to create the deficiency in the inventories/banked in what i do in this gear, so that when i switch to ranged gear i can (eat the food if i need it or would like to) i can do an inventory with 0 food, to work off a part of that deficit before going back with a FULL inventory and taking out food which is also a simple dark number (in that its just a division/subtraction, and doesnt use ratios or multiple runs/at scale)
>>201951616doo doo head headass nigga you smell like you farted nigga ikea shoe wearing ass nigga
>>201951533I have approximately 21% of all /cum/ posts filtered
>>201951585only 13 year olds in my life are the ones locked in my cellar chud
>>201951623I've tutored. >>201951663By how much?
>>201951663It's actually higher, google the flynn effect
>>201951617probably all of the lavender marriages into other families for the name and wealth or to keep themselves Italian
>>201951726Anon, if you lived in the 1980s and 1990s, you would know how far things have declined. Yes, we have the internet and impressive screens, but people are fatter and dumber than ever before across the board.
>>201951726how are you not aware of your own logical fallacies then?>>201951702You're either 13 or 30. The second option is way worse.
A rubiks cube could actually be a pretty secure key
>>201951844wrong on both counts, you're not as smart as you think you are, thirdie. go back to your containment thread
Ah, yes. I was hoping to converse with an underage Estonian today, said no one.
>>201951572>>201951572>>201951572I wish I was American ngl
>>201951585I actually was born in the wrong generation, THOUGH. I should've born in 1990.
>>201951896cmon man both of the things you said are very weak fallacies. At least try harder when you're caught lying on the internet and not mentally mature enough to admit it. One day you'll grow out of it.
>>201952049Tatt või penskar? 90ndad olid väga vittus aeg Eestis võrreldes praegusega.
I could never be a criminal. I look suspicous . i've been falsely accused a couple of times
I thought I was casting more bets not votes jajajajajajajajajajaja
What are good websites that spit out blogs/text walls that are useful?Maybe how-tos, mental health awareness, philosophy, psychology, etc.I want to import them into my ereader app (LingQ) and hit two birds with one stone: Improve my English and learn something new.Also, is the English used on the average wikipedia page good, or is it diluted and ESL'd?
>>201951996I wish I was Japanese
>>201952221You mean blogs and articles? Brain pickings maybe
>>201952270AI written text is so recognizable i am going to shoot my self in the foot if i try to emulate it
my dad has not been to the states in red
>>201952296yeah
>>201952350what a shame, he's really missing out on... trees and plains
>>201952221Read classic literature. That will strengthen your grasp of English.There are plenty of 19th century English and American works to study.
Does anyone have the balls to meet up at the new haven heckin barcade and accept my marvel vs capcom 2 challenge? Or are you all chickens?
>>201952350i have not been to the states in red
it's getting hot again, almost 85 right now
>>201952289well do they?
>>201952221You can actually download wikipedia using kiwix or somethingEven with pictures it doesn't take up too much space, but I'd still recommend putting it on its own hard drive or USB. Personally I find youtube videos to be more useful than websites because youtube is basically a media aggregate so I'm not browsing a website that only specializes in a certain topic. One thing I do is copy and paste video transcripts and have AI remove the timestamps and put everything in paragraph form, I think there's even an AI program dedicated for that too.
>>201952358https://www.themarginalian.org/https://www.mentalfloss.com/https://www.howstuffworks.com/
good morning
society
>>201952740hey i live in one of those
everytime i crave a beer i end up regretting opening one. shit tastes so bad
>>201952740there's a song from one of the tony hawk games where this word is lyric, anyone know what I'm talking about?
what is your wendys order? currently eating a spicy chicken
>>201952855wendys sucks in my opinion
>>201952807oh my god people are so disgusting>>201952855spicy nugs and fries i used to get a baked potato from there but the quality has gone down so much in the last decade
>>201952849you sure you dont remember which game it wasim still probably gonna try listening to all the soundtracks though
That's a fairly small amount of Cane's for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it.
>>201951996this is a good post, btw
>>201952948it's an appropriate amount for me, but i also have 3000 Calorie workouts
>>201952948this shit is so bland. why do people dicksuck it
>>201953036>3000 Calorie workoutshighly unlikely
>>201952948how does that fried chicken actually look crispycanes fucking sucks wherever I've gone, and their bread is floppy too. I always go to popeyes. And I think the mccrispy is okay too, but I really don't trust mcdonalds workers to make food. Plus where I live all the minimum wage workers look like druggies except for popeyes
>>201952935Never played any of them, just watched my brother play them sometimes
>>201953081You no take tendie
i like zaxbys they have the coke freestyle machines inside too so i can get a cream soda which is my favorite
What happens in the Idaho panhandle?>inb4 incestI want to know more
>>201953197nazis apparently
zaxby's is kino, so is bojangles
this is perfect shorts with a hoodie weather
Rewatching Duckman after someone posted a screengrab from it recentlyHavent seen this shit since i was a kid. Kind of shitty but finny
>zaxby's is kino, so is bojangles
>>201953131https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZJM6s9sa1sis this one it?
>>201953268I've never seen a black person at zaxbys
>>201953225i know right im so excited
No alcohol today brosGoing to try my hardest
I've had maybe 5 sips of alcohol in my entire life
>>201953386good luck anon i believe in you
>>201952807Not sure what this dude was doing but I know a guy that's a doctor mind you, who was in the Netherlands with his gf and on coke. Had to shit but for some reason couldn't figure out that he could go in a cafe and ask or something, so he literally put his hand in his pants and stuck his thumb in his literal asshole so he doesn't shit himself. Walked like that through the city for ~15 minutes until he got to the hotel to shit. Not sure what to tell you. Fucking drug addict.
What’s the consensus on Busch
>>201953564pastoral pepe
>>201953823i don't drink
>>201953823piss water
>brats and sausage aren't on sale at aldi
>>201953823Piss waterYeungling, gennessee honey brown, and balantines are the only drinkable quality american macrobrews
>>201953425You're not missing out on much anon. 100% grape juice hits different doe and makes your brain coom.
>umm 80 degrees actually isn't badthat's because your skin is melanated. for white people it's fucking intolerable
>>201954017i live in the south and it's 95 right now, it's fine
>>201954102>the southI rest my case
>>201953293No I remember it being more upbeat than this
ok well i need to start getting ready im going to an escape room today and im gonna just walk around downtown with my friend and maybe do some karaoke ill see you guys later
>>201954000brats are cheap though
brats are brat
>>201954449enjoy having sex and being normal fake femcel
>>201954507Not all of them
You don't drink alcohol because you're trying to stay sober. I don't drink alcohol because it tastes like shit. We are not the same.
>>201954611what kind of retard would buy that ugly dollsmdh women...
>>201954651Most of the top collectors on the bratz forum are menMy collection is pretty big but i don't have this yasmin
alright, I need all the boys who failed Penis Inspection Day to come with me for a minute, ok sweeties!
>>201943711When was the last MapChad thread?
rate my blaccent y'all
>>201954651>2003That was peak makeup style.>>201954704Hotgluer spotted.
>>201954788post a vocaroo then dumbass
>>201954788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWko5bkG5Uk /10
>>201952849i don't wanna waste my time be another casualty of society i'll never fall in line
>>201953100i'm a triathlete, if that convinces you
i'm a triathlete too, smoking drinking and fucking
>>201952849https://tonyhawkgames.fandom.com/wiki/Category:SoundtracksI'm sure you can get ChatGPT to do the rest.
>>201954788I used to be in a dragon ball discord server full of brown and black people saying the n word, and there was a white mod who would always upload voice messages of him speaking with a blaccent and it was the cringiest shit. He reminded me of the rapper Logic
what do you guys do all day (normalfags need not respond)
>try to write or draw something sexual>mental barrier prevents me
>>201955285>He reminded me of the rapper LogicLogic is half-black you retard. He just rolled the genetic lottery, and has white skin.
Reading and hitting steamroller in backyard. what are you guys doing?
>southern California fire still 0% contained >Just got an evacuation warning on my phone Is it over for me
>>201955289Torrenting, youtube, yardwork, housework, gaming.
>>201955289lie in bed and think aw shit i gotta do that today
>rancho cucamongoloid claims he doesn't live in sodom>now he's on fire
>>201955343If I lived somewhere that has regular wildfires, I'd always have things like my family photos, external hdds, and anything else that can't be replaced, all packed in boxes and tucked into some corner.So when the yearly fires started back up, I'd be ready to take the most important items I have with me.Hope you're safe, /cum/bro.
>>201955343the reason why redwoods and shit are so big is so they can survive natural fires
>>201955343garb your pokemon cards and run
>>201955343Line fire?Bruh get out of there if you are near this orange blob
>>201955789I live off the corner of one of those streets in the image, unironically
>>201955825Doxxed.
>>201955825soon to be 2 fatalities
>>201955853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McCDWYgVyps
watching an old documentary and it turns out gangsters were the original incels, I will not elaborate
>>201955989Is that why new gangs require you to rape or kill someone to enter?
Every single tobacco store in this city is chinese owned now.
watching someone buy one of those japanese baby trucks rn, what a lucky guy
I tried out a new supplement and i feel amazing 2 hours after. Too embarrassed to say which
>>201956058You can thank New Popular Front for that. Maybe next time don't let the leftists run your country.
You guys are my best friends and social interaction while I play mermaids
>>201956147what the fuck is mermaids
Would you?
>>201956161He lives on the Virgin Islands, it's probably a tranny game.
>>201956161You swim around and pretend to be a mermaid
If you praise a woman who aborted her child because "she did what was best for herself.." Then I hope you are praising men who "abandoned their children because they did what was best for themselves.." You can't have it both ways..
>>201956171I want to lick the sweat from those massive hams before pounding the pussy until it's black and blue if you know what i mean
>>201956171
pooping right now
>>201956204You would be a merman
>>201956161he pretends his toys are mermaids, when I was a kid I used to pretend my toys were dragon ball z
>>201956210>he thinks leftists have real standardsIf leftists didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.
>>201956134I dont think the right of investing and owning businesses to foreigners is their doing
>>201956285Letting the foreigners in was though.
polschitzo is back
>In 2011, Hamas successfully used an Israeli hostage to secure a major prisoner exchange, swapping one Israeli soldier, tank gunner Gilad Shalit, for more than 1,000 prisoners, including the current Hamas leader, Yahya SinwarIsrael...
>>201956402funny that they have ham in their name but can't actually eat it
I like Israeli food like falafel and shawarma.
>>201956402they must really care about their own people.
look how cute, i've never seen one irl
>>201956498Why would someone purchase this vehicle
>>201956210Abandoning a child doesn't erase his or her needs.
where's the new spinster?!
>>201956210But you're aborting an under-developed clump of cells, not a child.
>>201956526oh right just murder it instead
>>201956498Why import these when you can have a V8 Ford F150
>>201956522it's 4wd, it cam climb a mountain better than the new ford bronco or tesla truck that you don't have
>>201956599You're backwards ideology will never be accepted in the western world. If you think abortion is murder, please move to a more conservative country like Poland or Saudi Arabia.
watching destiny
>>201956610It's actually super hard to import those, and also we can't build similar things because of government regulations about fuel efficiency that backfired because of retarded democrats
>>201956560>>201954449
Abortion is murder thoughbeit, and I support it
>>201956628pretty good troll
>>201956722It's not murder, but it's definitely a moral grey area. It's absolutely a medical and societal necessity, but it does make me uncomfortable when women brag about having them like It's a badge of honor.
>spawn killing isn't murderlol
>>201956756If I punched a pregnant woman in the belly and the fetus died, I'd be charged with murder. Abortion is murder, and I support it.
>>201956803>spawn killingLOL
>the evangelical is back again
>>201956829>Abortion is murder, and I support it.this but for brownoids
>>201956854It's weird how evangelical moral values increase net suffering in society. They are massive hypocrites, and a blight on the republican party.
>>201956854abort your next shitpost and make us a new thread retard
>>201956885umm, based department?
>>201956972>>201956972>>201956972
>>201956599Before viability and especially before brain activity it's not murder. It's tragic sure but sometimes bringing the baby to term would pose a danger to the mother.
>>201958327
