Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England, Scotland and Ireland edition
im always so hungry
If men can't get pregnant, then explain my big fat belly. Checkmate rorke.
Diane Abbott on her time spent dating Jeremy Corbyn
how can men come to terms with the fact that our sex drives and interest in the other sex are so stacked against us and unfair? women essentially aren’t really that into sex despite all of the feminist propaganda
nth for pooey arsehole what need a good scrub
>>201952911Right. First of all, nobody cares. Second of all, nobody wants you here. We don't even want to be here.
>>201952934Ulcer or stomach cancer
>>201952950yeah we all saw it last post
>>201952897I hate how the British tried so hard to civilized Africa and India but couldn't they banned wife burning and they made it women in Africa weren't sold as wives
>>201952986You can't stop me.
PHWOAR
love watching veitch videos and you get to see all of the weird gay femboys in manchesteris manchester really like this?
I'm just a 32 year old kid who wants to get into the tech game.
>>201952910>Have you tried being in the top 1% of attractiveness?Not that anon but it's mad that this is actually true I've had an attractive girlfriend before by sheer luck. I have been called handsome, attractive, etc by many women but they still try to go for someone else. Especially by a lot of 6-7/10 women. So I know I'm likely a 7/10 or 8/10 to some since they go across or up. Even then, it's just not enough. It's really making me feel like giving up.
shut the fuck up about piss libtard and stop trying to tell people what to do (about things you know nothing about) because of how much of a fuckup you are you are a net negative to the world by your influence i know more about piss than you and im telling you to shut up talking to me to tell me what to do about piss piss isnt bad for you - and its what comes out which is more important (for sickness) than what would be going in if you drank your own piss you spas>>201953002sex
There's this episode of House where this guy who used to be a tough manly man got kicked in the balls and it turned him into a pansy and a feminist because it destroyed his testosterone.
>>201953016where's elton?
>>201952874I'm just not going to play the game, it's shit, it's actually put me off dating/having a gf, I cba.
>>201952934You aren't eating right and your body is craving proper nutrients
>>201953053Did you get your hardship payment mate?
>>201953002Sweet Yorkshire rose that is.
>>201953071i eat 2500 cals and hit all my macros according to myfitnesspal
the watchhttps://youtu.be/Ypa51388PGs
>>201953083and by the way, youre welcome god damn white people are amazing
what is this song about?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTVb3Bz13gY
>shut the fuck up about piss libtard
Hang Toby Cameron, hang him high
>>201953083
>>201953034I’m pretty good looking and did ok on making matches on tinder but women almost never show up or are hard to get to agree to a date thereThough I almost never did dinner dates because fuck that as a first date
>>201953016what's that blob of white stuff then
>>201953115Aw thank you Mousey, hope you're alright and managing okay.
might delete tinderall this talk about how grim dating apps are has got me depressed
>>201953147it's bread man
>>201953137Dinner dates seem to be a yank thing, I just meet for coffee with them.
no piss toby
>>201953172looks like cheese or something, whys it so pale
>>201953169literally just go bouldering and chat women up there you will get laid easily
>>201953169It's not really worth the hassle mate it makes you feel shit, I think you're better off without it.
>>201953196are you blind?
>>201953169ktim, I do my best and I keep trying to improve. I will never be rewarded for it. It just wasn't meant for me.
corr x
got janina ramirez on
>>201953092oh I should mention I'm talking out my ass on this, I don't even know the basics or what a macro is
those anti-science types that go by their innate reactions (which i do too, is fine sometimes) about things they often know nothing about, to tell people what to do, or how it should be done, and its based on their emotions or just what they (the anti-science type) thinks, are idiots and its not why they invented things second and less often than Scotland and Scottish people didi want to talk to anon abotu 5HT-1A
Hit Toby in the face
got sober. got a job. spending time outside. eating clean. never felt worse!
toe bee and roo bee
>>201953248nowrong
>>201953210What the fuck are you on about? Women dont just hang around on boulders on hillsides and that waiting for lonely blokes to show up and try shag them.
what is our opinion on 16 yo girls dancing?https://youtu.be/nfPTAiByn8U
you don't see peepholes looking into girl locker rooms anymore
>>201953227Mate it looks like a white blob or cheese but it does not look like bread.
>>201953248the libtard shows his true colorshe is also nasty and mean, and has a rape fetish (and on your behalf). you are so mean anon
24 is indeed too late
women and that innit
anyone got the video games on?
siri, search "pov feet threesome" on xvideos
>>201953279It's 2024 grandad. Those girls just post pictures of their spread arseholes on the internet for $3
Is there still hope for Britain?
>>201953291I'm not a libtard I'm literally far right
fizzy tangerine pomegranate blackberry lemon limeade
>>201953300i'm watching a japanese anime girl play a video game, yes
>>201953327got lines on your frog there pal
Orthodox Christian discussion about how zionism is a religion of antichristhttps://youtu.be/2y07mX7IMFw
Trans Empire
why would someone do a poo on Jordan :(
'ri
god damn white people are amazingpart of the reason they do what they do, is because they like to freeze their own piss for example and that could lead to things like innovation, inventions, or things to benefit other people, or just themselves too
>>201953347what does the cow have to do with it?>>201953355reckon it was big harv myself
>>201953295stop shilling this meme you fucking gremlin
>>201953257Got a good job, a good education, continually try to develop myself as a person, try to be good at everything I can and have no flaws, got extremely fit, became a good communicator, dressed well, focused on my health and maintaining a positive outlook. Feel good but there's no point. I'm still alone. Nobody will love me other than my parents. It's all cope, it wasn't meant to be. I tell myself that I have never felt better but there is still a huge hole which remains.
>>201953327Obviously not
>>201953327No hope. It's over and millions must die.
>>201953276(indoor bouldering centres)
>>201953388i haven't been on this board in a couple weeks
>>201953299CORRRRRR
nights are drawing in
I live in thr Bailey Pageant caravan on 49 Dykebar Avenune. My name is Toby Cameron. I’m 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a " balanced"diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if thr janitor bans me, I’ll drink a blue lucozade while changing my sim card. I have a "thousand" sim cards now. In the shower, I use a toothpaste lined orange peel cleanser, then a dissovled nettle body scrub. Then I apply a frozen-urine facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I "prepare" the rest of my routine. I always use urine with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then peter posts, then an anti-janitor meltdown followed by a final mouse post. There is an idea of a Toby Cameron. Some kind "of abstraction". But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though you can hide my mouse posts, and you can give me a (you), and maybe you can even sense "our" lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.https://youtu.be/CiUQx-YFODs
Lily Philips wank on the card
>>201953413still shilling it
Asian women in tights.
>>201953405how is it bouldering if you are indoors?
>>201953439SCRWEQAMIGN
>>201952582are gwen
are there people posher than the king?
Eating in the kitchen of my flatshare and making pitiful conversation with everyone who walks in
>>201953439hooting
>>201953514Yer da
>>201953435don't like it, makes me want to top myself
>>201953459Marry a white British woman and help preserve the body of the nation.
>>201953439
>>201953514Yes. Jacob Rees-Mogg
>>201953546please come to britain and sex our women
Nothing better than a kebab shop that does proper chippy chips, they’re like gold dust. Especially if you can find that very rare one that is run by a white British person, with a five star hygiene rating. Preferably cash only as well and not on any of the delivery apps. They have a phone number so you can ring up for your donner and chips and just pop over and pick it up without even waiting.
>>201953439hooting and screeching
>>201953359love french bulldogs x
Toby, I'm coming for you.
>>201953552>married to someone called Helena of Chaira mug and a chair
>>201953517That sounds grim. Don't think I could live in a flatshare. Maybe I could have in my early 20s. But not my early 30s.
>>201953559I have to do my 23andme first. Be patient.
I married an English woman, we had a baby (I'm MENA) but the fucking kid looks 100% white
mrrrrowwwwwwrrrr
May watch Hell Drivers (1957)
swear i live next to bigfoot can hear the cunt going up and down the stairs
>>201953482dunnojust is stop asking questions
>>201953566chips, cheese, doner, garlic sauce, home made chilli sauce (not the shite out the squeezy bottle). Absolutely pengaleng
Why do the king's fingers look the way they do?
The nogf anthem for us 'cels to the tune of this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O579I5wNa0There's silence in the hallwayAn emptiness in the loungeAn echo in the bathroomA stillness in the yardHearts in love all around meBut loneliness within meI've given up on waitingDear God, set me free'Cause there ain't no love on Sunday for meAin't no love on SundayAin't no love on Sunday for meAin't no love on SundayLast night I felt so lonelyThought I was forgottenOrdered takeout just for oneIt's always been this wayBut there's still no love on Sunday for meAin't no love on SundayStill no love on Sunday for meAin't no love on SundayAin't no love on Sunday for meAin't no love on SundayAin't no love on Sunday for meAin't no love on SundayAin't no love on Sunday for meAin't no love on SundayAin't no love on Sunday for meAin't no love on Sunday
>>201953566proper strange this is because where i'm from (midlands) it's normal to have a kebab shop that does chippy chips but in most places the kebab shop is totally different to the chip shop everywhere I can think of does both and does them well
>>201953630daughters i hope
>>201953630so does dogshit after a day
>>201953642fuck up catyank ya fatyank
>>201953659you've never touched a boulder or a booby in your life
>>201953679you are mentally ill
>>201953650watch thishttps://youtu.be/fwBRs9FeIWM
Bong music these days sucks so much ass people may forget that English folk was unabashed kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_OuEaxU7zY
>>201953683fucking howling
>>201953651live at the ground floor and everyone in my building clearly sprints down the stairs in steel toe capped boots then has a little competition seeing how hard they can slam the security door
>>201953678Where I’m from most kebab shops do frozen fries, they’re nowhere near as good
Took a gamble for lunch and it was fucking revolting
>>201953704?
>>201953719thats shite mate sorry to hear
piss is amazingi talk to god a lot and my interpretation of his words is a negative/disagreement feeling about piss, in that he doesnt like piss very much. but thats okay. he is much wiser than me and knows more about piss - he also forgives, so i am allowed to >>201953439thought this post was going to be some shit but its actually pretty good, well done and thank you >>201953488this post is projection and low quality and you got no replies (didnt samefag this time i guess)
>>201953748you heard
toby's off his meds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx8b6RzvC_Y
https://skribbl.io/?mrChs5eqhttps://skribbl.io/?mrChs5eqhttps://skribbl.io/?mrChs5eqget in dee lads xx
Just had a look on google maps and that is obviously not his house as it is within 200 meters of a school
>>201953764no problem Toby, glad you liked my post x
>>201953764fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
are googie
Thoughts on horse piss?
>>201953630giwtwm (mulatto)
Dad got Oasis tickets and he’s taking his gf who isn’t even into them instead of meGenuinely fuming
https://skribbl.io/?mrChs5eqhttps://skribbl.io/?mrChs5eqhttps://skribbl.io/?mrChs5eq
eaten my tea now
>>201953848toxoplasmosis
>>201953853Cockmogs me
>>201953853
I'm putting a curse on anyone whonreads this
Do people have hapa daughters in your cunt?https://youtu.be/Ohc8NUROTDw
mousechad is so based, he has the trolls fuming
>>201953883Relative to bodymass my cock is bigger
>>201953853horse girls beer
>>201953853horse
>>201953927The left don't want you to know this but that is also why femboys always appear to have big cocks
thats rorke... oh my god
>i disagree with you, so i am going to hit you - i will physically assault you because i disagree
*slowly moves past the thread*
How do I get a job in investing lads
>>201953853why is it so frothy>>201953871you're not into them either you just have fomo>>201953883i should think so
I have secured a fulfilling profession, pursued high levels of education, engaged in constant self-improvement endeavors, endeavored to excel in various aspects, achieved peak physical fitness, honed my communication skills, maintained a stylish appearance, prioritized my health, and nurtured a positive mindset. While these accomplishments have granted me a sense of satisfaction, a lingering emptiness persists, for I find myself devoid of romantic companionship. Despite the unwavering love and support of my parents, the yearning to be cherished romantically remains unfulfilled. I reassure myself that I am content, yet an unmistakable void weighs heavily on my heart, casting a shadow over my otherwise flourishing existence.
>>201953967Best way to grow your cock is to skinnymaxx
>>201954022I do like Oasis, not going to pretend I’m their biggest fan but I would say they are in my top 50 bands, listened to all their albums and liked most of them
i only listen to handsome men thats why i watch the black surgeons videos on YouTube. because he has big muscles, and i wantbig muscles and a healthy body too. thats why ill listen to him
co-op 'za down the hatch
>>201953853toby salivating
>>201952897>You should have a better attitude about things in your life it will make things betterWho the fuck actually believes this
Me? Yeah I've got Oasis tickets
>>201954073Toby are you gay or bi?
LegalEagle is so handsome
>>201954073Toby
can't get past a particularly difficult part in witcher 2
>>201953967Then why do they also shoot such huge loads? And don't say cgi.
>>201954148why
>>201954148time to move on to the superior sequel
>>201954122seggs this OF model sex sex
>>201954148Show me your arse and I’ll help you beat it
>>201954036>>201954122NEED their princess wands in my MOUTH.
>>201954051
>>201954106You could just come as a homo, we wouldn’t judge you
dying for a ciggie but i dont want to go out back since i saw rats out there
toby aki
Tried playing the first Witcher game but it is absolute fucking dogshit. Never played the third one, feel like a fraud starting a series midway through.
I can't sext for the life of me.I nearly just sent:>I want to gnaw on your collarbone
not been out on the weekend in years
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on
at least you tried to move it on from a name starting with m (and what includes the word "nonce")so thats good
was at a party in my youth and a girl did the "theres something in my room i want you to see" linei was too autistic to realise what she meant
>>201954221you don't need to play witcher 1 or 2like you miss a bit of context with characters but not enough that it mattersjust skip them and play the only actual good one
>>201954165I'm playing on the hardest difficulty
>>201954222no you didnt be quiet incel
the two black guys in mr beast's survival video just sit around while the others build shelter and catch and cook fish and even ask why they're taking so long to cook
>>201954246What would you like us to call you?
>>201954262well what did she want to show you?
>>201954240i used to dress so much better when i was like 17
believe it or not... thats rorke...
Do people listen to lady gaga in ur england?https://youtu.be/nfPTAiByn8U
lads it's fucking ASTROBOT
>>201954221the first witcher game is an excellent filter for retards
>>201954312enjoy these posts
How is Denise Lewis still so peng
>>201954294presumably her under regions
>>201954240KTIM except I don't know how to not look like a chud doing this. I feel like it completely destroys what little sex appeal you might have had.
>>201954269Fuck off don’t ever tell me what to do
I want to have 5 children. I feel like it's my duty to contribute to the wellbeing of the nation, demographically as well as all the other ways.
if i can't play a game with an xbox controller then it's not getting playedsorry witcher 1
back of the knee maybe
>>201954279yeah? and what happened on blues clues this week champ?
>>201954322how so?
>>201954398seggs
>>201954392they're doing a remake anyway
>>201954392This. Fuck playing anything with KBM.
>>201954358it doesnt work if you are fat or dont have muscle
mmhmm... hahayeah.. they're getting ripped up, aren't they x
feel sick from stuff my stupid fat face
i think Kier is in the type of political party that likes war
Yeah I also hate women
>>201954279society
BECAUSE HE WAS CAUGHT WITH CHEWING GUM ON HIS PUBIS
becoming just like me old man aha
Police were parked outside my flat earlier and I was worried they were coming to speak to me about my recent posts about attacking the US and Israeli embassies
>>201954514You just know Kier Starmer'd his 'arris
>>201954538My uncle knew a guy who got banned from the US for posting terrorist shit online
Love the piano so much bros. Does any experienced player have advice for an adult learner? https://youtu.be/0Q2Tc1Bqy5U?si=PiggniG7uK1K2KIi&t=191
Back in my day we had to use daemon tools or something to mount isos. Nowadays kids just tip £5 to a fat American on twitch to play the game for them and read their username.Strange times we’re living in.
>>201954514Who the fuck is Harris
>>201954567the lovely missus
>>201954614Rolf Harris
>>201954566What kind of terrorist shit
>>201954276On The Witcher 2?
>>201954614irish fella brutally mogging starmer
>>201952950I didn't see it good post lol saved for reposting laterI don't see the issue he was even inviting all her mates around to show off his new naked black girlfriend
I will give this nation back its self-respect. We will walk in the world with our heads held high.I will liberate man's soul from the darkness of ignorance. I will build schools and universities for all! This will become the golden age of learning.I will bring the law within the reach of the common man. There'll be work and bread for all! This nation will prosper because it is a godly nation, and because we walk hand in hand with the Lord! I swear by the name of the living God that I will see this nation properly governed if I have to do it myself.God, give me the strength to do it. Oh, Lord.
marry an egyptian woman
>>201954648Lanky camp bastard
just ordered this
>>201954694nubian's doll
marry an afghan woman
another wasted day
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/IMG_4292.jpg/Mental illness
marry er? i barely know her!
If you actually believe attitude can make things better than I have a fucking unicorn I gotta sell you
>>201954766She's obviously innocent, the trial was a farce, it'll all come out soon
what's your favourite pizza topping anon?
SCOTLAND MENTIONED
>>201954694Built for BWC
Smoking that shit
crawled into bed like the vile slug i am
>>201954791How much?
>>201954745thic
>>201954841do slugs crawl into bed?
>>201954827Nonce.
Witnessed a Palistinian baby with burns all over their body today
>>201954848one hundred fifty.............. THOUSAND dollars
>>201954648Ah so this is what he meant when he said he had a mandate
i think that you BELIEVE that i can make it better :)
>>201954867yes but they leave a slime trail on their way and im going to spunk a slime trail on my bed
marry a persian woman
What car do you drive lads
https://x.com/flaaaaash/status/1832470481976377783Tears, which one of you is this?
>>201954870if only hamas could give the hostages back, we could avoid tragic consequences like this
burns (and sepsis) troponin T ^.^
>>201954923'15 reg corsa 1.2
>>201954923a mini - like my cock!
>>201954919i would if i couldBITCH
>>201954745nigerians
sir piss freezer
>>201954870
marry a saudi woman
>>201954923Bugatti Veyron 16.4
>>201954405it's a brilliant game but to experience it properly you need to actually activate your brain a little and not expect everything to be delivered to you on a plate
>>201954319don't have a ps5
Sir Jan Itor
>>201954946Might go to the ol' chippy this evening.
i wish that i had paid attention in high school science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DW6yrMgQ6Y
>>201954946i dont get it
airing out my bollocks
i am astro bot doo doo doo doodoodoo astrobot
very rarely am i more than 15 feet from mumberg. cant ever watch a youtube without headphones
Sir Scott Chegg
my rent $50 a week already but whitey on the moooni cant pay my hospital bills but whiteys on the moon
sir brat summer
Remember when they made that nissan juke as a joke but some dickheads actually bought one and now they have to drive around with a car that looks like it's been bogged
>>201955076alri gill scott heron
im so julia
had an iraqi gf oncewas okbig areolas
sir starmer on the moonhis daddy was a hand tools makerbut sir starmer on the moon
*does a moondance*
>>201955076>my rent $50 a week alreadyfoy
>>201955088Would go to Bloodstock with and absolutely shag rotten in my tent.
sir carly bender
imagine if rent was $50 a weekwe should go to the moon (where were throwing a party)
>SIR SACKED TRANNER
if my rent was $50 a week I would invest so much money into the economy
girlie what the duck
i got one of those spots that grow inside your skin in my blister and popped it for some reason (inside the blister) and whitey on the moonat least the transudate inside of it is antibacterial
i got blisters all over my fingers and thumb touching the oven because of the holocaust i look malnourished because benefits dont pay enoughand its all because da joos *crowd boos*
time to boot up the ol' (locally installed) AI image generator
bad mums
i look ill because of the jews
Honestly reckoning to just go to bed like a sad cuntNo booze until Friday
>>201955292Genuinely reporting this to GCHQ even though it probably won’t do fuck all
Sir Rubbish Granger
im so skinny that i might be infertile folks my sperm doesnt work anymoreall because of jews
>>201955292
/hc/ - Hardcore is too grim for my wanking needs
>>201955357>>201955357>>201955357
