After 2 weeks the Socialist Union of European Caliphates declared its Jihad against The Catholic Empire of Poland-Lithuania finished. Tensions escalated after Świętosław Pidułedski declared that he would "take back Vatican city at any price". Khalifa Ali Muhammad ibn Müller-Nguyen urged Greater Israel, where the Polish-Lithuanian leader is widely speculated to have taken refuge, to hand over the missing politician so that the trial could begin in Brussels next week as scheduled. So far there was no response.The United States of the White Nation launched its attack on Canada this morning, widely seen as a Chinese puppet state by most neutral observers. President Frederick Reinhard Trump said that "White Canadians will be liberated from Asiatic oppression at any price" and that "Fafnir's fire shall be used if the Allfather wills it". The USWN is widely believed to be the only nation currently possessing weapons of mass destruction based on Germanium-Thorium compounds that emit highly energy dense Proton beams when shot at with Iridium-188.The People's Republic of China has called for a BRICS emergency meeting following the USWN's attack on Canada this morning. Russia said that it will not intervene when it comes to North American affairs, having been burned before, quite literally, when it supported the USA in the Great Race War of 2052. "That the White Liberation Army possessed the weapon now known as 'Udders of Auðumbla' came as a surprise to us. Their behavior concerning the Canadian question however was utterly predictable, provoked by an aggressive Chinese foreign policy. Unless Greater Israel or Russia is at stake we will not take part in any war." Russian foreign minister Vladimir Alexandrovitchstein reportedly told Chinese president Tihan Yat-sen according to a leaked memo. Brazil, India and South Africa haven't answered so far.
>>201958322nigeria is still corrupt. nothing changes.
>>201958575Maybe you should convert to Islam, then the SUEC will give you gibs and you'll be rich
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guys I just found out that polar caps will be gone by 2084we must act - and we must act NOWI propose a halfing of our bug rations
>>201962329Oh noes it's 2063 all over again when the climate was barely saved by cutting down on the energy rations for our Tesla® integrated living pods™.
my xauther just came out as heterosexualwhere have I failed
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