yer da

Nikocado is BASED

how am i tired
i havent even left the house today

Pizza Hut to the moon

>>201959760
driver gurning hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNFJYBVuimU

>>201959952
he's monged out on spazmo pills

now make the Vietnam war guns look more like StarWars

Have literally no willpower to remain sober just cant be bothered

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not a clue

Got the chud glasses on

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>Japanese rap music is crin-ACK

https://youtu.be/9kXJ6dZ-ibU?si=sntNoBJsHcNd0Bn6&t=147

love a good poo before bed

>>201959760
>Oi bruv where's the speckled hen?

>>201960012
posted it again award (dogshit edish)

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he was just using the drive thru

>>201960012
Was shite the first time, fatty

Sir Gear Snorter

>>201960000
hahaha they've right skewered this pathetic labour government with that
well done sir!

My arse is pregnant.
And the kebab I had earlier is the father.

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>>201960000

>>201960051
more like abdul that made the kebab is the father, you special mayo guzzler

got a job interview for a role which might pay 35k lads
on 30k now so that'd be a nice rise

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>>201960077

pick your butt all the way to pizza hut

>>201960051
Congrats on the smelly brown baby.

>>201960051
you put a kebab up your arse?

>>201960093
read this in a really mousey femboy voice

quadrospazzed on a life glug

why do british people and their colonies make judges wear those wigs

/brit/ zoomer twinks sucking out every last drop

trans porn
trans porn
trans porn
porn
porn

>>201960105
Prefer not to say

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The top heavy proto gf

What's the minimum wage in salary? Should I be earning 24k

had a wank for the first time in a week. watched porn. feel ashamed of myself.

>>201960177
Never goon.

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Smoking a dutch

Rorkey 3:16

>>201960167
get them chopped off
make her lift weights in a competition

>>201960130
was gonna have a go at this but I need to water my pumpkins right now, it's time for a dosage of plant food today

>>201960175
£11.44 per hour

40 (hours per week) x £11.44 per hour x 52 (weeks in the year) = £23795.20

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>>201960046
Sir Beer Quaffer

If ya smell what the Rorke is cookin’

Rorkey 14:88 said I just sucked your trans ass!

>>201960167
made to wrap around nubian batons

>>201960253
Original curry Pot Noodle (Bombay Bad Boy is too spicy for him)

>>201960243
mad that
i was on 25.2k in 2022, which is now barely above minimum wage

>>201960280
while you post on 4chan

Bring back smoking in pubs

FUCK SAKE man boss just asked me to cover a 3 am shift

If you’re not down with Rorke, we’ve got two words for ya. GO HOME!

>>201960183
I didn't goon. It was just a quick 10-15 minute wank.

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>>201960317

What's on The Agenda this evening then?

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>>201960000
>>201960077

I hope you guys had good saturdays and are brewing up a super huge fat shit in your bowels for release later tonight or tomorrow

>>201960342
Funny you should say that, guess what I’m doing!

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>>201960000

>>201960303
is this on reform's manifesto? if not then they are frauds

>>201960303
I'd vote for you

>>201960342
doing a poo right now

dont even like sex me
particularly the penis in the vagina part
the rest of it is ok

did a megawank to porn several times while hungover and feel disgusted with myself. bit like when you force a kid to smoke a whole pack of fags to make him hate smoking ent it

you should be allowed to snort coke and goon for hours

>>201960243
Mad that. £24k is minimum wage. Always imagined it was like £18k in my head.
£30k is like being on £14.42 an hour, which doesn't really seem like a huge amount. Median salary is £35k which is £16.83 an hour.
Seems like it should be more when you convert it to hourly

>>201960397
Never goon.
>>201960398
Never goon.

The sad, lonely loser forum

Genuinely if there's any zoomer twinks in the Greater London area I will buy your poo. Name your price. You have to be pretty and less than 25 or at least look it.

>>201960303
Bring back smoking inside. Planes, restaurants everywhere man

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>>201960397
>>201960398

>>201960389
To think, both of our bare shitting arseholes are connected together through the miles of sewage pipes of our great nation. Such an intimate act and yet we’ll never know each other.

polio

>>201960420
What are u gonna do with it I’m 20 twink

>>201960420
I'm 18 and in Bedfordshire, if that's close enough for you. Needs to be at least £150 that you're offering, unless you want a watery consistency then it's getting bumped £200.

Selling ugly 30 something northern man's poo. Willing to accept offers. No low ballers. I know what I've got.

>>201960479
63 in Glasgow, take it or leave it

>>201960493
>I know what I've got.
constipation, is it

>>201960402
2 years ago I quit a £26k salaried position because my salary contract was 40 hours yet I was routinely working 55-60 hours a week. I realised I was better off paid hourly on minimum.

Looking for bum fun in SW1

mormon jesus

>>201960478
clone you

>>201960420
im 30 but still have twink features and my poo is solid logs
500 quid take it or leave it

Looking to watch a lad shit and wank standing up in a bath. £20

>>201960478
Eat it probably. Play with it a bit but mainly eat it.
>>201960479
Bit of a trek for me really. Also like soft logs but not completely liquid.
>>201960493
Fraid that doesn't interest me lad.

i use my notepad/journal as a mousepad
so i need a mousepad to use while i write my notes

>>201960519
People who work more than their salary contracted hours are mugs

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love this

>>201960420
>>201960525
>>201960563
Take it to /soc/ you freaks.

pondering a spot of masturbation. incredible that I have everything available on the internet to satisfy my need for this and I am spoiled for choice.

>>201960525
alri Lord Fauntleroy

team work makes the dream work

>>201960594
Ive seen this picture before

I'll pay you £20 to take off my sock and kiss my foot

>>201960519
I had a night shift job in a warehouse where I spent 80% of the shift watching youtube on my phone or sleeping. The managers didn't care because all the work got done.
Until they worked out that I was getting paid more than them. There were 6 or 7 "managers" during the day all on salary and assumed the lowly hourly paid night worker was earning pennies even with the night rate premium.

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wouldn't mind living on a houseboat. anyone have any experience with them

>>201960559
Inflation gone mad.

>>201960607
bizarre image

can someone be rude to me for 20 quid

openly brokering poo deals? /brit/ is finished, this is its lowest point absolute lowest point of /brit/

Live on a mouseboat, me

>>201960000
>>201960077
Fuck off back to your discord cringe runt

>>201960657
its real

you can pull your skin off your rib cage but it'll nevr stick back and then you have a flabby chest

>>201960659
no fuck off

Looking for a girl to give me a hug and tell me everything is going to be okay. Must have showered in the last week or so. Fat chicks please apply.

>>201960672
don't @ me you faggot
go see >>201960659 he wants you

>>201960572
Can’t tell if you’re serious or not. Would you give me £200

Just dissociated for hours again

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>>201960602
do not

reminder that diego goes to soho on friday evenings to buy poo in the underground toilets where all those gay fellas do their dirty business

Would it be illegal to buy a 16 year old lad's poo? Completely hypothetical question of course. It's just that they are over the age of consent but obviously below the age of majority. And that being said, buying poo isn't explicitely a sexual activity. Although that calls into question whether buying/selling human poo is legal at all anyway (tons of woman sell their poo online so I assume it is?)

>>201960715
You read this post
I own you

>>201960602
Never goon.

waiting for mum to go bed so I can go hotbox the garage

omds he actually @ me again

A LOT of blood came out just then. Toilet looks like I’ve poured a whole bottle of undiluted Ribena down it. (I use them Bloo things in the cistern so the water is blue)

>>201960762
Fuck off back where you came from you insipid shitlump

>>201960728
>>201960746
Isn't gooning when you masturbate hours on end whether you finish or not and just mindlessly keep going? I'm only considering a one and done wank and I have not had one in days. What do you say?

holy shit mans obsessed

>>201960815
freakish gimp

The older I get the more I realise how shit my parents truly were and that it wasn't just an edgy teenage rebellion thing

>>201960717
You the 20 year old? I don't know. Depends. I probably wouldn't go through with it but I do indeed have this fetish and an attraction to young looking lads.

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churchill had good taste

Iraqi girls and those ones from Egypt are hot

I could beat any man on /brit/

GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE GOONCAVE

WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY WANK ALL DAY

GOON IT UP
GOON IT UP
GOON IT UP
GOON IT UP PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN

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>>201960807
i say Never Goon

>>201960785
How much?

>>201959626
based

Remember I got banned from ere for posting a giant shit I had just done. Was shaped like a walking stick.

>>201960863
*gazes down and tries to make distance from you*

>>201960886
calm down gandalf

When I was a NEET, I would often sleep in longer after waking up to dream more. Like a really tame drug

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>>201960851
Marry an egyptian woman

Not gay but I would eat the shit, piss, vomit, cum, snot, earwax, toenail clippings of a lad that looked like this https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725400083566117.webm

>>201960863
In a big smelly fenian bastard contest? I agree.

>>201960758
kek reminds me of the good old days

Wooden doors? Really?

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>>201960851
Marry a person woman

collapsed in the bog
reckon the diabetes have come back

>>201960828
Yeah. Well let me know

Mental how youtube music is straight up better than spotify in every way and also gives you access to adless youtube on the phone app as a bonus and yet people still use spotify.

ok Gogole, how to find IRAQI BRIDGES
for marriage?

might tell you lot mundane things about my life

big chance of that happening actually

>>201960780
Too big

PREVENT tires screeching in the distance
Expect the knock

>>201960981
i'll check it out. never heard of youtube before

gotta pick up my sister and her mates from a party soon

>>201960994
alri morissey

listening to Beetlejuice - say my name

>>201961021
has she been out partying?

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time to find my forever habibi

>>201961019
done him

>>201960835
That chair doesnt look comfortable

Was chatting with a lad about becoming his toilet slave on discord but I kept wanking to the chats and every time I came I got post nut clarity and was like "yeah I probably don't wanna do that" but then I'd get horny again and want to do it again. Fell through anyway and he never sent me a pic of him so I wasn't interested ultimately but yeah did get quite far with that one. The search goes on.

>>201960758
heh reminds me of when I was fifteen

and Iran

Be right back forum

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>>201961051

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZUFP7XASXU

>>201961046
How's he done me then? I don't see it. I never claimed youtube was obscure.

Could /brit/ defeat 2436 Virile Irishmen organised into:
3 Infantry Bns
1 AAA Bn
1 AArmd Coy
1 Mortar Coy
1 Heavy Mortar Coy
1 MRL Coy
1 Combat Eng Coy
1 Signals Coy
1 Recon Coy
1 SPACE MARINE

Equipped with:
1718 AKs
84 RPKs
174 RPG-7s
9 B10/11s
6 ZIS-3 76mm guns
27 82mm mortars
18 120mm mortars
9 107mm MRLs
12 AT3s
87 ZPU4s

>>201961077
not a forum

> Iraq / (Catholic)
someone got some credits from the bank of forgiving sins

>>201961037
Yeah man

pisses me off when there's a really fit lad but all he does is low bitrate chaturbate shite of him wanking his cock every now and then with those pings going off in the background. make a fucking onlyfans, buy a decent camera and get fucked on video already

>>201961093
id fly a squadron of airplanes over them and drop a couple crates of whiskey and that'd be the war won

>>201961045
timmy
cronem
timmy
timmy
timmy
cronem
cronem
timmy
cronem

Any ex army lads here or am I the only 1

>>201960955
ah yes the AI iraqi paki gf

>>201961045
Iraqis are white

Cretinous gimboid

>>201961126
gooners go home

looking at streetview of iraq on google maps

ngl it looks terrible though it'd look better than this

>>201961140
and none of them for you

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hinge date tonight

>>201961166
How can I help, babes? x

>>201961126
You are a sick gooner.

>>201961051
this is nasty

>>201961150
I was educated in the school of hard knocks, trained in the streets. Army of one.

mental how I paid a middle aged woman to shit in my mouth when I was 18. Didn't even enjoy it really, it was so fucking rancid. Checked her out she's propper old looking now and the other lady I was interested in retired around when I was 18 Wish I'd gone with the other lady cos even back then she was fitter although the one I went with was up my alley back when I did it before she walled.

>>201961202
least mentally ill gooner

do you feel sympathy for soldiers injured during iraq/afghanistan or do you feel like they knew what they were getting into and shouldn't have been there anywho

Job interview tomorrow. What funny /brit/ word should I try and sneak into my interview

>>201961202
Bait wasted on reddit

Today feels oddly depressing

>>201961232
'gimmick'

>>201961232
Jigaboo

in "say my name" she has a line about how "any ghost" is able to do a possession, after one lesson - maybe Beetlejuice knew. if she kills herself, shes certainly going to come back as a ghost to haunt her parents, to get revenge and go through to the afterlife. those were her chances "down below" - and why she tells him in one silly line that her life "isnt bad enough" to make a deal with a demon. one whos trying to help her out of going to purgatory

>>201961232
>Job interview on a Sunday
yeah?

>>201959760
lol my mom is from greenock

Well dunoon but same thing

Genuinely think this general is in its death throes

>>201961229
Voluntary zogbots deserve anything they get. Drafted against their will lads get my sympathy. Simple as.

>>201961264
ok

chucked the chippies in the airfryer

>>201961271
I'm a retailtard

>>201961233
yeah why post it on reddit for hundreds of comments and thousands of kharma when he could have got 5 (You)s on /brit/

>>201961283
soo her goal was to become a ghost. she alludes to this in her line before throwing him off the balcony

>>201961279
:/

>>201961271
Leave him he just wanted yous

>>201961229
They are low IQ psychopaths looking for legal ways to hurt other people and deserve everything they get
What's the matter, can't sleep for years and dogs barking make you burst into tears?
Good.

>>201961232
"doing a poo"

>>201961275
A girl from Gourock licked my arsehole once. Was just ok.

shiny oiled up pale katy fondled and massaged by big black hands

France is so big I don't know why the roads are so small like in the UK

>>201961306
5 (You)s on /brit/ AND reposted on reddit and @epic4changreentextmemes

Wondering if it's possible now to become forgotten and slip through the benefits system's net. I swear I managed to do it when COVID started but it seems harder now. My job coach is a young lass who definitely doesn't have her eye on the ball so maybe I can get away with it again

>>201961202
its in time like this that i realize women are truly justified and correct when they call men as barbaric pigly animals.

imagine being a woman. half of the species are men who could batter you and they behave like this

>>201961264
H-Heisenberg

Married at 40
1st kid at 45
Wife 12 years younger
that's my plan

Iraqis are white people just not "Jewish" as much

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dinner time

>>201961346
while you post on 4chan

>>201961351
Cars are generally the same size, country to country. So they make roads the same size.
Hope this helps x

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is the poo buyer still in here?

>>201961369
that guy probably not mentally or physically capable of battering anything except his penis and testicles

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big day today

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>>201961418

cold red stripe x

>>201961418
corrrrr, yeah I am. Age and location?

>>201961391
so you want to get a 33 year old pregnant?

>>201961448
prefer not to give the first part haha
london

cute butt

>>201961448
19 watford. idk who the other guy is

>>201961336
do you think maybe some of them were just young lads without job opportunities looking to get a leg up

>>201961451
I will have to reconsider some things

what are strip clubs like in the uk?

>>201961336
well said
>>201961499
you can make a living without murdering people

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>BREAKING: GIANT CAT SPOTTED IN ISTANBUL

>>201961499
>interacting with commiemong

>>201961232
Ronkers

>>201961448
35
caravan in glasgow

>>201961530
but when black thugs make money by killing people you whip your tiny white dick out and sperg out for hours

>>201961418
Some zesty fucking faggots in this general

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>>201961570

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I got a feeling

Lemonade is underrated

the parents say (and lie about) "every word is the truth" - they lied about lying. i think liberal arts students learn about this in their school, or they could just be the ones to think about it more than others. they put that in to the song , chose to. by them knowing Beetlejuice - and he can possess them - hes now trying to make the same deal with their child - and she says "lead that lamb to slaughter", too! the lying about lying is another layer they chose to add, which, then is used in a song about the demon they made a deal with making one with their child - possession about a possession!

>>201961581
i need money…

>>201961460
age is a factor
>>201961488
you the lad in the pic I presume, very nice, still a bit far though. Oh well, if you're ever in London proper x also you should consider making an onlyfans xx
>>201961568
too old and far

To be fair lads, I need to sort out my money a bit but look out for me in the near future I may be punting for poo again x

>>201959760
am fae greenock

so i'm guessing there's questions that need addressing huh

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>>201961532

spending my saturday arranging my images folder

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The entire country has like 6 ships
Bizarre broken britain

>>201959760
Me granny was a greenockian

>>201961418
your body is literally perfect

>>201961418
nah mate he overdosed on codeine a couple years back

what does IQ actually measure
is it even a good measurement

>>201961640
morton fan?

>>201961702
Score a 87 did you?

I'd sell a poo for a tenner. Doesn't make any difference to me what some freak does with it. Been flushing them down the toilet for years

>>201961716
naw mate east fife

by the way Canada
codeine can cause an immune system reaction! thats why some people have adverse effects

>>201961702
You're too low IQ to understand the explanation sorry

Forfar 4 East Fife 5

bring back gooning in pubs

>>201961702
Ask the 150 IQ mensa lad. Or Toby for answers on the opposite side of the scale

i got a pack of those spicy cheese slicers they made for you to put ontop of foods before microwaving them. going to put them on a pizza later
i got two pizzas, and ill eat one first to see this new one and then put soe cheese on it

>>201961716
I’m a ‘Gers man through and through

>>201961671
thanks

>>201961702
I measures whatever a couple of old jews want it to measure

Beetlejuice was the good guy. he didnt force anyone to do anything

>Footage of therapists spooning and pinning down patient in B.C. trial for MDMA therapy prompts review

>>201961842
The little nig fella?

There is nothing more grim than keeping birds in a cage.

Fuck me, whenever i see soemone post a pic of their birds and they are like "whoah guys look at my birbies!!" i cringe so hard.

it looks so fucking depressing. lovely colourful birds in this grey metal box

>>201961785
grim

>>201961834
sir kush smoker

>>201961849
you cant do that
very malicious too with how MDA (or MDMA) is the "love drug"
if a therapist was hot and my gf/bf or we were married then id try it

what is the general consensus of boris johnson in the UK was he a good or bad leader?

ate a banana to help with digestion. things you need to think about when you are getting older.

>>201961418
Get on grindr and shag some lads mate you have a lovely body and will be able to get anyone you want. Trust me, go and get some nice fwb's and have fun. If you need money, you'd do well on the 'fans. To be a fit young twink again...

>>201961909
Piss off

*drives in my grey metal box, and sits down in my grey metal box to wage away*

>>201961888
eat an orange peel and have a glass of water ^.^

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Cole Palmer
Handsome English man

>>201961868
have you ever been around a parrot? razor sharp beaks that could bite your finger off, they fucking belong in a cage

>>201961938
whyh you posting a pic from a year ago

>>201961885
Fat idiot but fun to laugh at. Ultimately it didn't really matter who was prime minister during the conservative leadership, they were all the same and would all act the same

>>201961938
Mental how fucking stupid he is

>>201961868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmoQsZO8160

>>201961909
i don’t want to get aids or get killed by a crazy person

why does my vape taste of watermelon
it's supposed to be vanilla >.<

>>201961919
You just want him to miss out on young bum fun like you did.

beetlejuice forced them to do nothing
she chose to say "i will lead this lamb to slaughter" - wh ich is quite scary, if it wasnt beetlejuice. we know it wasnt, because she didnt have the smell. sins of the father, and mother - with, them being unfamiliar with possession, or the experience being new. moreover, we know that he didnt force her to say that, because he forced the parents to say "beetlejuice" three times- and it did nothing. then she chose not to summon him

>>201962004
u might be habin a stroek

>>201961202
anyone recognise the girl on the laptop?

cannot be FUCKED with work tonight every single day I wish I was a nerd at school and didn’t fuck about

>>201961938
some quadroons you cant even tell they have black blood but he has somali face

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>>201961938
?

>>201961306
Wasted as in pearls before swine
Not engagement
Guess we just have a different outlook

>>201961993
Really not that hard to vet people not everyone on grindr is a mental aids ridden whore. Just check it out and use the filters.

>>201961993
gays have drugs for aids now and only straights go around murdering the people they fuck I've never heard of gays doing that ever

>>201962037
what do you do?

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>>201962023
hu me?

>>201962070
nah that aint me, man. i dont even know who that is. whos that

>>201962054
>>201962066
The amount of 'breeding' comments i see online as a sly nod...
Nah
NAH

>>201961985
CAR GO VROOM VROOM

I think if muslims liked dogs all the worlds problems would go away

>>201962068
Care worker

>>201961959
do you think his looks have improved in that time

>>201961868
I think keeping pigeons in an outside shed and letting them out to fly knowing they will come home is ok. Or having a trained kestrel. But keeping birds in a cage indoors is grim.

>>201962109
Old Muslim guy near me always says hi to my dog sometimes has a treat for him too

and at the start he says "yes i do yes i do"

can lift things with my mind

>>201962190
>>201962190
>>201962190

>>201962089
So don't go near weirdos who use that term. There's literally so many normal, fit lads on grindr. There's also lots of peng mentally ill trannards which is my game but I only do that because I'm an old twinkdead 25 year old. If I were a fit 19 year old lad again I'd be shagging a fit cute lad every weekend. Doesn't have to be a different lad either. Just use it to make a friend with benefits or a couple of them and you're set.

Or just be sexless idc.

>>201962142
but if the bird is just going to die out there if it was abandoned then inside pet life is the only life it'll ever get

>>201962211
never should have been caged in the first place

>>201962235
so just left outside to die then