Candice my soulmate edition
black man’s cum
killed herselfgood
poo smells lmao
>>202007383I think she met up with a couple of /int/ anons but ended up getting a bf irl
So she just got a boyfriend and left?How do I get a gf and leave this site?
anime
>>202007428met my ex on here lolit was pretty easy back during covid, just had to be on interpals and find a woman who was in the know
>>202007428doubt its possible to get a gf. no infact i refuse to believe that anyone who posts on /brit/ has ever or will ever have a gf. simply impossible.
organized crime siphons an estimated 200 billion pounds out of the british economy every year
candice girl suck my dick
>>202007394Did this whore ever post her asshole?
imagine if you became distracted during WFH and accidentally typed a /brit/ post into work chat
>>202007467not my problem
>>202007428>How do I get a gfyour main options are grinding through mesaging girls on dating apps and other online services or going to pubs and trying to pull with alcohol
animal
>>202007448K-OnKiniro MosaicAnd such
>>202007463wrong
>>202007394If you live in Australia or the uk please let me stay at your place. I wanna see Australian tomboys
candice... gone?
>>202007501poor fella thought he smelled fish
>>202007501would of coomed ngl
>>202007523weird fake shit
Bluds really bragging to strangers on the internetFuck me your self esteem must be in the toilet
candice girl fix a broken heart?...
A toast! To my wife, Candice!
>>202007420
>>202007501animal suffering
>>202007501this is so hot
>>202007383Holy shit why do Americans act like weird highschool girl/ redditor people??Why the fuck would she date someone from /brit/? Women dont post on 4chan because they want to date, its attentionwhoring
Government shooting me with the norwood 3 beam again
>>202007570>this is so hotme when I accidentally touch a hot mug
>>202007584you sound like a weird obsessed friek who should kill himself
>>202007584oh my god hehe did you, like, know this one girl called candice was, like, dating anon from /brit/?? soo like.. gross eww
>>202007608guffawing
>>202007572phwoar, corr, etc.
insulting people online is fine, but telling them to kill themselves is just not OK
>friek
>>202007629Kill your self
Can't expect them to get banter they only deal in absolute extremes
I can't help but think about the great contribution that East Germany made to humanity. One of the most important states in the history of mankind. Here's why. Communism sounds good in theory. Centralized state that hands resources to various industries. Everything on a spreadsheet. Everybody gets bread and homes. It didn't work in a lot of places, like Russia or Cuba. But those are bad places to test something like Communism. We needed to test the Communist ideology with a serious people Enter the Germans. They tried their best to make it work. And it was succesful when you compare it to the other soviet bloc nationsbut in the end it was much poorer than West Germany. and people tried to flee. Then it collapsedWe can never try it againDanke Schon
This porridge is anything but grey and austere, but I no longer want a shitty burger so that's something
>>202007629is it still fine if you insult them because of their weird skin colour
>>202007647alri obi wan
are nell
>>202007653A clue gained.
>>202007654different skin colours are erotic to me
east germans harbored a lot of terrorists. leftists, muslamics, greenpeace, the list goes on...
>>202007653have you got loads of maple syrup in yummo
>>202007680yea this especially with the men and their willies
>>202007613>>202007611You fucking know what i mean you act like mongs and i mean all of you, everywhere you go.
>>202007448luv em x
>>202007706never met anyone more gossipy and honestly gay than a “straight” “white” british “male”
>>202007706im agreeing with you as the post was weird america isnt one person eitherget a clue please
Getting on the train in a few hours, lads. Fuckin hate getting the train!
sleep has defeated me
>>202007652>the great contribution that East Germany made to humanitysuch as
>>202007736why
>>202007680sometimes it can be a bit intriguing to see a woman with a nice kind of yellowish golden colour but at the end of the day i prefer greyskins like myself
>>202007707>>202007739waiting for kaela pov
>>202007728you've literally never met one faggot
>>202007741He just explained it, are you stupid?
>>202007548as a mentally healthy man, all i do with strangers on the internet is complain, self-deprecate, and commiserate
>>202007757ive met plentyi’m speaking with one right now
>>202007771>talking to a brit on 4chan is the equivalent of "meeting" oneyou are autistic and retarded
diaperberg full up again
>>202007761yes? piss off boffin
Hate how snide and mean this thread gets at night
>>202007783r/wooosh
wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Charlene_Downes
>>202007771*clinks your glass*
>>202007794kys unironic redditor
>>202007797tldr
>>202007786another anon earlier said the thread is best between 2-5am so just wait a lil longer
>>202007786oh you do, do you?*slips wet finger in your ear**punches you in the balls**gives you a wedgie*
>>202007728Yank men are the most estrogenated and limp wristed (not to mention just mentally ill) in the world thats why they all troon out>>202007730>america isnt one person eitherIm sorry but the vast majority of most countries are hiveminds.
>>202007818UUGH my ear! UUGH my balls! UUGH my underpants!
>>202007846
Skype with the American gf going well
>>202007456what's an interpals?
anyone thinking anything then
Well shit.
METEORMETEOR MAKE ME YOUNG
>>202007879not particularly, the shirt labels im fiddling with are really soft
>>202007895hahah how is that even possible
>>202007895I got some testosterone for ya right here bud
>>202007895I'm supposed to get my blood test results back in like a week, wish me luck anon hopefully they'll give me the good shit
Israel
yanks on /brit/ are all schizos spouting shit
Ukraine
Trump
>>202007909I’ve blog posted before but I had a macroprolactinoma, it nuked my test and I think my gonads have gone dormant now. Been on a fertility pill for 3 months that should’ve bumped it and it’s gone lower than pre-tumor removal levels.>>202007921They might give me trt now but idk if I’ll want to keep on it, seems like a pain
wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Bonehill-Paine
going to the ER as we speakgave oral to a trans latina escort about two weeks ago and i’m scared cause have symptoms of acute HIV what are the chances of contracting HIV from giving oral? i currently have gum disease and while I was giving him head, my gums started bleeding. she didn’t cum in my mouth but there was a LOT of pre cum. about 2 weeks later ulcers started appearing on my tongue and eventually started migrating to the back of my throat. it’s been like this for about a week now posting this right now in case i do have it cause it will most certainly be my last post on here.
did anyone have this game on pc as a kidthink it was one of those educational ones for really small children
Lefties are all delusional naive children with bleeding hearts
>>202007751at ;east sana turns up to graduations
>>202007742is that dua lipa?
>>202007976toby game
>>202007967Genuinely at a loss for words at this post
>>202007979>bleeding heartsactually modern leftists are nihilists
>>202007991dont think that was it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHNiJ9T2-M&ab_channel=AnimeFanClips*writes brit names furiously*
Hope I don't wake up
the "pairing" "connected" posh lady in my bluetooth headphones is my gf lads aha
>>202007967why wont you be posting here anymore
>>202007976Pyjama Sam?
>>202008024
>>202008073i'd get away with it
>>202007967mental. consequences of being an utterly mentally ill freak i suppose
>>202008056no im sure it was mice/animals but it does actually sound a bit similar to that
>>202007690used honey instead
I can't believe blokes actually pay money to fuck another bloke wearing a dress
any horoscopers in
i can't believe i temporarily unfiltered americans to witness that post
Yank lads on extremely thin ice as of right now
>>202007967A new hall of fame /brit/ post
Northern Ireland is independent
>>202008174sindependent, because they're living in popish sin
>>202007967
fucking hate this gay cuntthe unspeakable things i would do to himno wonder that was his mongy voice when i played hogwarts legacy
doctor took one look and said it’s most definitely oral thrush and herpes. said we absolutely need to do a full panel. waiting for them to call me in. i’m so fucked m im fucking shaking
>>202008115Millie’s math house?
>>202007967what's with the gaunt face
>>202008252this is a situation that belongs on Quora not /brit/
Lads. He took a picture of the ulcers on his tongue for whatever mundane reason, perhaps to take a better look at himself without standing in front of a mirror, perhaps to show a family member or friend for advice. Now that he has this picture and posts on /brit/, probably too much, he decided to come up with a grim story and use this picture. That's it.
>>202008132yea mei'm a taurus
>>202008252ah youll be reyt
Any AoE2 man in?
>>202008248did he do the male protagonist? yeah he's shite
the amount of groomed lgbt tarq actors there are is astonishing
>>202008307yea me
>the unspeakable things i would do to himnever understood what people mean when they say thislike presumably it's all just shagging in some wayfannies arses, mouths etc. hardly unspeakable is it
>>202008274it’s obviously Al
>>202008312you know when you decide read about some random person you stumble across and wish you never had because it made you cringe so muchhappens alot with actors because theyre all disgusting jewish lgbt activists who have never had a real job and spent more time on social media than honing any of their talents because they dont need that to succeed
>>202008254no HOWEVER that did actually help me find it, her name was MIA not millieseems mouse names have to begin with m
AIDS?!
in a proper awful mood now, cant even remember what really started it
>>202008420Reading this thread will do itIt's a psychic assault every time
>>202008420Was in a horrible mood 5 minutes ago but now I feel quite nice
>>202008426doesn't work on me because im dark type
why is /brit/ the most boring one out of all reservations here
mad how deep we are into the woke era
>>202008457get your head checked
>>202008420>>202008437see, this cunts drained your life force
>went for a night walk around Tottenham>Nothing happenedAre there any real hoods in this country? I need excitement.
>>202008310need the tutrle reaction image with this expression
I kinda wanna be a marine reservist, just so i can shoot guns, waste taxpayer money, get a cool hat, keep as much gear as I can then leave after a week, thoughts?
le wokisme
english teachers in 2070 analysing the deeper meanings of poo barmer
we just did a 3rd gen finger prick text. please for the love of god pray for me. >>202008274/brit/ and /int/ at large is unironically my only means of social interaction
>>202008515>dying for Israelshiggy
>>202008485well it was night so you probably didn’t see any of the negroes
>>202008524Leave and don't come backWe don't want you shitting up our general with psychotic rants about your health
>>202008524I hate AIDS tests so much. it's not the test it self but how STI clinics are so nonchalant about it. I'm there hyperventilating and they're asking me about chlamydia. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE RESULT OF THE FINGER PRICK?And then afterwards they take bloods and send you a fucking text a week later. A FUCKING TEXT TELLING YOU IF YOU HAVE AIDS OR NOT
>>202008524mate its fine you live in america not the bleeding congo you arent dying of aids
>Ah yes time to wind down with a bit of cheeky /brit/ wonder what the banter of the day is>4nrs talking about AIDSYep, cool.Great.Fuck yourself.
>>202008531I saw one negro on Phillip Lane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfK8r7G8LXoThat's Rourke done then
>>202008564Healthcare isn't free in USA, He is finished.
ph my fucking godwe haveto do more tests
>farts under the blanketcoorrr.....>lifts the blanket and sniffs up the hot and encapsulated aroma
Why are burgers like this?
>>202008570must have been carrying a torch
>>202008587R.I.P
mental how a paedophillic child mutilation cult has managed to infiltrate every sector of society in under ten years and now merely criticising it is enough to have your life completely destroyed
sick of you lot exposing me to secondhand yank, have them filtered for a reason
>>202008629rent free
>>202008587>i have to share a country with these fucking freaks
>>202008629yeh and those not even counting antisemitism, anti pakism or anti whatever else
>>202008527That is a good point anon, I'll just do some press ups in my garden and buy a beret off of ebay.
BPD gf crying her eyes out because she thinks you're going to leave hernext day she pretends it never happened and threatens to break up with youthey should be kept in cages
>>202008653America is a shithole, why don't you leave?
>>202008661oh can only straight white men be christian now rorke?
>>202008675bring back the asylums
Smoking
>>202008675You've only got yourself to blame
What does your office look likePicrel is my office (I will be staring at this all day tomorrow)
>>202008693mental one of these people’s descendants may be a completely degenerate faggot like >>202007967
>>202008714>flying for Israeldiggy
Alkaline Trio's new album is fucking BOSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5VQZQd_M1I
>>202008715hot
>>202008715need you gone asap
>>202008715um
>>202008715Simply can't even imagine having this put onside youwouldn't be able to sit down for a monthsimply too large and painful
Thoughts on my beautiful wife?
He's literally me
>>202008715cockmogs me
>>202007967U wot
>>202008715i kept watching this for longer than id like to admit
>>202008131>no one will hang out with me for free>men pay 300 an hour to fuck meit's a weird feel.
>>202008769you’re a degenerate cuckold?
>>202008714you got that off wikipedia
>>202008764lock her up
>>202008737Don’t care about Israel
>>202008714Simply don't believe all those buttons and dials are necessary
>>202008794how else do they justify the budget on military crap
>>202008794nta but they arejust that some are only necessary for very specific situationst. went to flight school
>>202008787Yea no shit I can’t just take pictures at work without clearing it with the CO of the entire installation
>>202008714nothing like that, mental that our grandparents ipads used to look like this
>>202008794A lot of fighter jets are actually from the 1970s despite their futuristic looks. I think even the F22 is a 1990s design.
>>202008780Sometimes you gotta test yourself
fucked my install of a game and im MAD
>>202008810You're not telling me you can fly a plane and check all those dials at the same timeAll you need is a stick and a wheel, I've played warthunder dude
>>202008587OHHHHHHHES HURT BAD DC
>>202008845weird larp
>>202008847nah you dont need tomany of them are simply for control systems, gear, safety measures, etc
got some proper issues and i gave up on doctors saving me they dont care they wont , they would rather ruin my life than help me , rather ignore me. nobody wants to save someone like me
>>202008839>scream about "faggot degeneracy">jerk off to dudes jerking off in the same threadDo you guys even look at yourself?
Hey everyone this is classicallyabby and today we're going to talk about how to solve anti semitism with my big khazar milkers
>>202008868least you’re not the hiv positive guy
>>202008785When does Charmaine ever cheat on Artie? Tony probably would've definitely tried to fuck her but she's disgusted by him and all the mafia guys.
sick of people calling it a larp if it's on the internet
Odds I go pee
>>202008882honestly my situation may still be worse might just end it all
>>202008847You don’t need most of them to just flyPlay something like Microsoft flight simulator it makes you actually interact with the cockpit
>>202008714Lol you could have picked an active fighter instead of the f5
>>202008898nigga he literally left charmaine so he could pathetically pursue a woman 20 years younger than him. he was a spineless faggot
I'd say my mood has improved albeit marginally. I am susceptible to intense mood swings and I am trying to stay positive.
>>202008899>the subject of the webm is black
>>202008907Livestream it for the lads
>>202008868same, there's simply no helping some people, for us it's either suicide or holding out for the day when you suddenly have a random epiphany than endows you with an iron clad will that kick-starts a self improvement journey (it's been known to happen)
>>202008814What does the panel above the left pedal do?
>>202008916It’s a trainer you fool
i need to quell my anger before i sleeppost some animals or something please
Genocide all ArabsRealise greater israel
>>202008899me at the yank freak's funeral who died because of aids
>>202008932Jettisons whatever you have attached to pylons
>>202008933>training for Israeldoo
fuck sake i should not be awake at this ungodly hour
>>202008943nah i’d love to cook and taste a lebanese bint
>>202008942
chinese women owe me sex
>>202008943this post should give you a one way ticket on the holocoaster
>>202008943based that made me feel betteralways love thinking about this kind of stuffdefinitely helps with a few things, digestion aswell as sleep
>>202008933The t38 is and you would have posted a picture of its cockpit if you weren't larping harder than a pakistani trying to be an arab
simply can’t play cards anymoresomeone says “ace of spades” and i get an immediate erection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVcRmoN39xsdoing a watchstate of this
>>202008587dont know how to read this
>>202008714Bet it stinks in there, sweat, burned rubber, burned metal, engine grease, shit and piss, fried chicken. Basically the aroma of every American.
>>202008973No the f5 is a single seat trainer used by the navyYou have no clue what you’re talking about, t-38 is a different jet
BABY SHARK DO DO DO DODODOBABY SHARK DO DO DO DODODOBABY SHARK
>>202008986sorry, “queen of spades”
>>202008587what's that red shit at the bottom?
>>202008959We just enslave them and out them to work as pleasure givers
It's so windy and rainy all of a sudden but I don't feel comfy I just feel sad
>>202008943Both are honestly as bad as each other. Idk why people are taking sides. It's always either pro-Israel because they hate Islam or pro-Palestine because they hate America. Both Islam and America are bad.
>>202008682would leave to aus if it was feasible
>>202009016poo
>>202008986>>202009010honestly what the fuckwhywhystop
Are they just better than us?
Please help I need to find my Vagina I left it in Lidl
>>202009000I know exactly what i'm talking about, there's no way your ass is an aggressor pilot not to mention they got glass cockpits for those things ages ago last i heard
>>202009051They are an unholy combination of Shitain and Muttmerica
>>202008942sorry logged off from my primary animal terminal now
>>202009061No you don’t because you are unaware that the navy uses the f5 as a trainerAlso I never claimed to be a pilot one time you illiterate fuck
Simply can't stand Egyptians, Lebanese, Jordanians or Syrians. "Their" land belongs to the chosen people.
>>202009051I wish i lived there rather than here
>>202009032https://voca.ro/1bnVRFcKUEUU
>>202009083you forgot Palestinians
When I'm sad I lie in bed and imagine my life if I was seasideMARK's gf. It makes me feel better. Going out for a trekkie brekkie, going out to Swanage, dancing on Sandford Lane. I'd be so happy spending all that time with him. He'd make me happy.
>>202009083mental how Jesus Christ lived in Egypt for like 14 years
>>202009093Spaino you got rid of the gay lisp! Well done
>>202009085Which city?
>>202009076I know perfectly well the navy used the f5, i figured tho only person dumb enough to brag would be some JO nuggetand you said that was your place of work and... wait you could just work in a museum nevermind I am an illiterate fuck
>>202009097Palestinians don't have a land, Palestine never existed.
>>202009083Syrians are really nice people, never had a problem with any. Lebanese are consistently assholes. Egyptians are somewhere int he middle. Never met a Jordanian. I learned that Syria is socialist whereas Lebanon is pro USA monarchy so maybe that's why.
so far so good
>>202007394
>>202009093got a fat boy voice bit of a fatty boom boom are we?
>>202009112No I work as an aerospace electrician and am inside active f5 trainers all day
mad how gta vice city is all about being a drug lord and san andreas is all about taking down drug lords
>>202009125Sounds fun
>>202009076>>202009000you were wrong about it being a trainer too you failure of an autist
>>202009101Who is Spaino?>>202009099Egypt extended into the Levant during antiquity.
Uh oh hes not getting any (You)sSpainmelty in 3... 2.... 1...
>>202009099was it really that long
>>202008992How is this any different to how it's been?>9:06>This place ALWAYS had shootings, they just blame the venuzuelans
Zionists are disgusting rat like people
>>202009146>Who is Spaino?You see, thats how i know its you. You are so obvious. God you are so bad at pretending to be anything other than your usual gimpy runtish self.
West Bank? Doesn't exist. That area is called Judea and Samaria
>>202007967>sucked some tranny's cock and is now dyinglove is love chuds :)
>>202009124I'm 6'0 16 stone
>>202009170ratpeople are cute
>>202009140its only fun if you're a civvy contractor
IF LIES YOU TELL CAN MAKE IT BETTERAND HOPELESS DREAMS CAN MAKE YOUR DAYYOU DONT HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR FRENS
>>202009170ktim
Super Typhoon Yagi hits Vietnam
>>202009118but mia khalifa is a lebanese, nvm checks out
In your attempts to discredit Israel and its people you have merely pushed us ugly rat people onto their side.
>>202009165they werent literally trying to extort and take over apartment buildings
>>202009174How would I go about proving that I'm not this "Spaino" chap?
might settle judea with my beautiful ratwife
>>202009141No I wasn’t you dumb fuckhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_F-5>The F-5N/F variants are in service with the United States Navy and United States Marine Corps as adversary trainers.[4]>>202009189Contractors get the shit end of the stick, they have to walk around with their tails between their legs and have apprentices tell them what to do because they don’t receive as in depth training (if any)
>>202009231FOSYEG
Zionist? Another term for JewLove how racists always use the word Zionist as a way to describe anyone Jewish now.
Israel did all it could to ally with the saffas. They also supported the christians in lebanon against the US-supported muslims in 1982 Its almost as if...
I have mental health problems that impact my life.
>>202009051they're you but stronger(meme)
A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.
>>202009281>>202009281>>202009281
>>202009246?
>>202009239BasedThere's a rabbi in Israel who runs a dildo store with his daughter
>>202009283Hey calm down would you?
>>202009250Israel turned Lebanon from a Christian nation to a Muslim majority
>>202009272Mad how he died peacefully in his sleep at age 100, probably dreaming of his childhood years in Fürth
>>202009295How so?They supported the christian side in the civil war while we supported the muslims
>>202009309I don't understand why so many Redditors cared about him. Aren't they all under 40?
>>202009241>adversary trainersThe keyword is "adversary" numbnuts, when you just say trainer, guess what people are going to think you're referring to 2 seat trainers like the t38 or the Hawk T1 since in common parlance they are just called trainers
>>202009332His policies had a lot of ramifications in fucking up all of our lives since then, the spineless twat
