Esteban "El Cuchu" Cambiasso edition
Good morning /med/.
It is so dark outside that it feels like it is still 6am.>>202003039Why would I do that?
>>202012468good morning, brother in armsToday I've got an exam soon, wish me luck
Formerly : >>201972642
>>202012929Good luck in the exam.Maybe one day you'll leave university like me.
I will never understand women : >>202010963
>>202013681Concerned with the inner workings of a whore?
>>202013890More like what make them whore.Surely they could choose another path.Yet they choose to fuck this dude, I get that there are more women in Russia and that he is exotic to them.But if I was a woman, he wouldn't get ever close to fucking me, especially if he's a loser who brags about it on internet.
>>202013942You simply have to keep in mind that there's low class trash people everywhere.
Feel like I should have go to reserve army during my studiescould have helped with the 'tism and would have made a little moneybut back then i fear it would make things worsearmy sounds like school on steroids
>>202014260>but back then i fear it would make things worseThis, people like us would be mauled apart in the army
>>202014309that's of course assuming they let me in with my hungry skeleton bodytype
>>202012333Literally WHO>>202013890Freckles mentioned.
>>202013211Thanks mate, still a long way to go sadly
>>202014260If I weren't they way I am, I would've joined either the army or the police right out of Secondary school.
Hello medoids, gonna be extremely productive today! (after my coffee)>>202012929In bocca a lupo, fra! :)>>202013681>>202013942He's probably rich as fuck and any outlandish amount would make you think twice.The temptation exists for most girls. Why wageslave when you could sell feet pictures for the same money?>>202014260It depends on how you react to bullying and authority. Some crumble and break and others see it as a challenge to get better.I feel like it would have helped me somewhat, even if I didn't need it.
>>202012333Hey that's Cocky!
Today's training.Bench press 1x1 with 160 kg, 4x4 with 140 kg.Incline dumbbell bench press 3x6 with 50 kg.Machine OHP 3x8 with 77 kg.Cable tricep extensions 3x8 with 33 kg.
Good morning sisters.>>202012929Good luck fren.>>202013681Kazakhstan moment.>>202015332>50 kgI assume that's not 50 kg total but using 50 kg dumbbells?
>>202015557Yes it's 50 kg dumbbells one per hand.There aren't heavier dumbbells in the gym I'm going to so I hope the next gym has heavier dumbbells so I can keep progressing.
>>202015710>50 kg dumbbellsImpressive, that's a sack of cement and you can lift it with one arm?
>>202015727Well, a sack of cement is harder to lift with one hand because it's less dense so it's harder to get it properly balanced.
I can't listen to a bit of music with all of this noise.
On wednesday, I will head farther than any med before. I will go beyond the Wall of Hadrian, leave civilisation behind and live among northern savages.Remember me if I do not come back.>>202015557That nigga got good taste in games.
>>202015785do you have any lure for the pyct gf?
>>202015785We was Caledonians an' shite mate
>>202016122Kek, that was my computer like a month ago
>>202016360Sandy?
>>202016515Dusty
>>202015710By the way sorry for being so retarded, but could you help me out a bit?Are skullcrushers goated, or will I also be fine if instead of that I'll do both triceps extensions and overhead triceps extensions?
>>202016122this reminded me I have to clean my pc
Thought I'd work hard this morning but I didn't do shit.
>>202015821Hunt and kill a boar with my bare hands, chug a barrel of aged malt, rekindle the Auld Alliance.That should be enough to get me in a clan and set up with a scot wife>>202016031French and Sco'ish, oldest niggahood there is
>>202016580They are basically just another tricep exercise, do the one that you feel more comfortable with and you feel in the triceps.If you think about the mechanics of the triceps they are basically the same exercise, while the rest of your body is changing position, the triceps is basically being loaded the same.The small difference are two basically:Stability because you are lying compared to standing up.There's a stretch bias in the weight because you are not fighting gravity as much when moving the weight almost horizontally at the end of the rep (same as any tricep extension with free weights).Personally I do cable tricep extensions because they are easy to set up and by the time I get to them I'm tired, but I think the other are basically equally as valid and the small nuances are not worth it over doing the one that you like the most.
>>202016934starting soon I will probably have to work 10 hours instead of 7 each day while all of /med/ slacks has sex and make bilions of euros
>>202017092Thank you fren, a "do whatever you like" would have been enough, so thanks again for writing such a detailed reply. Just because of you, I will try not being fascist today.
>>202017310Literally literally literally me
>>202016724Mine probably needs a cleaning as well.
Need a bharat gf
Best season incoming.
>>202016957Mmmm, nice <3
pasta, chicken slop, chili pepper, simple as
>>202018395What would I do for a white woman...
>>202018395That mac and cheese shit looks so revolting.
>>202019287well, it's slopwouldn't dare saying that to her face DOE
>>202019360I wouldn't order it to begin with.
>>202019406Betray your mom's cooking.
>>202019464No, I mean I'm not ordering cheese.
>I adore black women. I want to impregnate a black woman so fucking badly. I want to bear her naked, ebony body down onto a bed and spread her thick legs. I want to bury my face in her wet, pink pussy and tongue fuck her. I want to make out with her clitoris as I finger her G-spot. I want her to squirt all over my fucking face in a shuddering, screaming orgasm. Next, I want to slide my fully erect penis deep inside her wet pussy. I want to feel the walls of her vagina eagerly grip my cock as I slide in and out. I want to feel my hard shaft rub against her G-spot. I want the tip of my penis to enter her womb and park itself there, where it belongs. I want her to be ovulating and not on birth control. I want to fuck her raw with the intention of breeding. I want her arms and legs to wrap around me, pulling me as deeply inside her as I can get and not let me pull out, as if I ever would. I want her pussy hungry for my cock and thirsty for my cum. I want to cum deep, deep, *deep* inside her tight, wet pussy, my cock balls-deep inside her, her pussy clamping down on my cock and squeezing me dry. I want my hot, babymaking creampie to flood her soft, tender, fertile womb. I want to see/hear her moan and cum as I fertilize her eggs, impregnating her with our mixed-race child. I want to repeat these no-condom creampies every night throughout the pregnancy, her tits and belly getting bigger each night. Months later, I want my pregnant black wife cowgirling me as I cum inside her pussy again, her belly swollen and her huge tits lactating as we both cum together. After she has our baby, I want to stay and do it with her all over again, raising that child as my own in a loving family. And every night I want to fuck that black mommy pussy raw, drowning it in my sperm.>>202019499>there are 2 /med/ders (and not just one like previously thought) who don't like cheese.We really are a bunch of weirdos, huh.
Boring thread, can we guys start shitting about the french already?
Good morning /med/. I arrived 2 hours late to the workplace (school) because I thought there was a festivity today. The principal luckily didn't have any issue with that and wasn't a big deal, but what an embarrassment anyway. I seriously think I'm an ADD without diagnosis because this kind of episodes are a constant element of my life.
>>202019499Ah yes. I forgot that.
>>202019562Nobody in my immediate family does.
>>202014260>>202014260>This, people like us would be mauled apart in the armyThread chads like El Andalusiano and Portuchad the Portuguesa Breeder would be fine. I'd basically be Gomer Pyle, except that instead of having a chad ending, I'd probably just run away after 2 weeks.>>202016957Feet mentiioned.
>>202019613If you didn't have any classes to teach during those two hours then it's no big deal.I've seen teachers here do this all the time.
>>202019938it really depends on how hey manage reservists frhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vAwktNw7_8
>>202019938>chads >El AndalusianoAlso I'm not a very assertive person so I'd probably be dog walked by the drill instructor because I wouldn't stand up for myself.
>>202019938I really liked that film, but then again Vietnam War films are probably my favourites
>>202019938Me on the right (side of history) :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwxTEcHnC1o
>>202020021Someone told me how a friend of his was being the toy of the officers until he snapped Officer said that's what we were trying to make you do since weeks>mfw I just don't snap and keep venting on an anime image board
>>202020021>>202020121Imagine taking orders from anything other than a sexy woman (or an AI with a sexy female voice). Disgusting beyond comprehension...
>>202018152indeed!>>202017944I agree, I'm already in autumn mode. Seeing so much rain makes me happy. Are you gonna do autumn activities like cozy up with a book and a coffee while it rains outside?>>202019938I'd be the Joker to your Leonard and take care of you, don't worry.Coincidentally, I look like Joker except ugly and with a mustache.
>>202019939>If you didn't have any classes to teach during those two hours then it's no big deal. That's right, classes start tomorrow and we've had these days to get ready with materials, programming activities/sessions, getting to know the needs of some kids...but I won't teach until next week because I haven't been assigned as a tutor of any class, which is better since I won't have to deal with parents or do bureaucracy.
>>202019938I’d be mister soy in that case.>>202020085There’s only Apocalypse Now, all others pale in comparison.What’s your favourite WW2 film?
>>202020326I can only guarantee the coffee.
>>202020475I don't know much about WW2 films honestly, but my favourite Vietnam War film is either Platoon or Hamburger Hill
AC Odyssey really is a lot of fun. Kept playing on my lunch break and right now, I'm exploring some region with very autumn vibes.Kinda reminds me of Abruzzo, it has that foresty /med/ thing going
>>202020011Expected an yvan eht nioj reference. My expectations have been subverted.>>202020085>I really liked that film, but then again Vietnam War films are probably my favouritesThey're my favourite type of war film, but not favourite type of film overall. For me, it's Deer Hunter > Apocalypse Now > FMJ > Platoon > Good Morning Vietnam.>>202020100>Me on the right (side of history) :DMakes me wonder if I ever got a job writing history books, if I could get away with adding myself as a tiny footnote into various world-changing historical events.
>>202020475>What’s your favourite WW2 film?The Pianist and Schindler's List
>>202020777Checked>yvan eht niojwhy would i make a senseless reference ahah>>>202020786Certified Pole moment
>>202020475>There’s only Apocalypse Now, all others pale in comparison. As much as I love Apocalypse Now, I disagree. FMJ is a masterpiece.Still haven't seen the others though.>What’s your favourite WW2 film?Not a movie but I love the Pacific, especially the Sledge segments. The story of a sensitive sheltered guy turning into a PSTD ridden jap killing machine is quite the story.>>202020085>Vietnam War films are probably my favouritesGood taste. The Vietnam War has a bitterness to it that lends itself well to film.>>202020481It's already something!
>>202020602The beauties of Laconia...
FMJ felt kinda boring once they left base camp fr
Do you enjoy sardines with rice in your med?
>>202020930Did you play the game? If so, did you see your house? Are the landscapes realistic?>>202020934Everything is boring for ADHD medders tbf.Base camp is the best part but the whole sniper last arc builds tension well.
>>202020934I disagree, the second part is the best one
>>202021285>Everything is boring for ADHD medders tbf.over...no cap on the big screen it must be better
>>202020968I don't like sardines.
>>202021399That's a shameWhat kind of fish do you enjoy?
>>202020968le corr
>>202021473
>>202021473Sword fishes, up my ass to be more specific
>>202021551With olive oil I hope
>>202021586No with mayonnaise
>>202021473I like tuna.
>>202019938HARTMAN>Do you think I'm cringe, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm a meme?PYLE>Sir, no, sir!HARTMAN>Then wipe that disgusting gigachad edit off your face!PYLE>Sir, yes, sir!HARTMAN>Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!PYLE>Sir, I'm trying, sir.HARTMAN>Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds--excactly three fucking seconds--to wipe that stupid-looking gigachad edit off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! One! Two! Three!>* PYLE tries to soyjak but continues to have the gigachad edit face involuntarily. *PYLE>Sir, I can't help it, sir!HARTMAN>Bullshit! Get on your knees, scumbag!>* PYLE gets down on his knees. *HARTMAN>Now choke yourself!>* PYLE places his hands around his throat as if to choke himself. *HARTMAN>Goddamn it, with my hand, numbnuts!!>* PYLE reaches for HARTMAN's hand. HARTMAN jerks it away. *HARTMAN>Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!>* PYLE leans forward so that his neck rests in HARTMAN's open hand. *>* HARTMAN chokes PYLE. *>* PYLE gags and starts to turn red in the face while his gigachad chin recedes and becomes a soyjak chin with a spotty beard*HARTMAN>Are you through gigachadding?PYLE(barely able tospeak)>Sir, yes, sir!HARTMAN>Bullshit! I can't hear you!PYLE(gasping)>Sir, yes, sir!HARTMAN>Bullshit! I still can't hear you! Sound offlike you go to starbucks every day for a soy late!PYLE(gagging)>Sir, yes, sir!HARTMAN>That's enough! Get on your feet!>* HARTMAN releases PYLE's throat. PYLE gets to his feet, breathing heavily.HARTMAN>Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... or I will definitely fuck you up!PYLE>Sir, yes, sir!
*fires you*
>>202021399>I don't like sardines.I cannot grasp this concept
>>202020934I became physically and mentally enraged at this post. The second part of the film is better than the first.>>202022203Gemerald post.It calmed me down.
>>202022826If i remember correctly, i felt like screaming at the soldiers for being retarded
Two maghrebis started to argue with me for no reason and I told them to fuck off, they left continuing to insult meI kind of want Total Nafri Death now
>>202023308Certified nafri moment
>>202012333Good player, this is coming from a Milan enjoyer
>>202023308There isn't such a worse nationality when it comes to immigrants, maybe Romanian gypsies. I don't know why people are surprised that chuds are receiving more support.
>be doing sitting barbell shoulder presses in the gym>some guy in his 40s with a height of 160-165 cm comes to me to tell me that my form is not correct and I'm akchually not working the front portion of my shoulder muscles, but my neck muscles>can't bench the weight I bench>can't shoulder press the weight I shoulder press>struggles to do 5 reps the same weight with which I do 12 triceps extensionsJokes do write themselves, huh?4x12 dumbbell bench press2x12 shoulder press3x11 triceps extension3x12 wide chest press machine3x15 decline situps
>>202025619How could you be working your neck?
>>202025755Idk, dyel moment I guess.At least the other dyel in the gym can do 90 kgs on the lateral raise machine and even though the only piece of advice he gave me was utter dogshit according to the personal trainer guy, I can respect him. But some guy giving me advice who struggles to lift my weights and tells me that my form is not proper is truly something else.
I've been productive so far but now work tools are down. The slack gods have been clear on the matter, the issue is settled.>>202023308I understand fren. Lack of civility like this is simply why people hate them, not racism.
We should speak sabir itt>Padri di noi, Ki star in syelo, noi voliri ki Nomi di Ti star saluti. Noi volir ki il Paisi di Ti star kon noi, i ki Ti lasar ki tuto il populo fazer Volo di Ti na tera, syemi syemi ki nel syelo. Dar noi sempri pani di noi di cada jorno, i skuzar per noi li kulpa di noi, syemi syemi ki noi skuzar kwesto populo ki fazer kulpa a noi. Non lasar noi tenir katibo pensyeri, ma tradir per noi di malu. Amen.
>>202022826I liked them both equally tbf, maybe the boot camp half a bit more because of hartmann
>>202027039Sa casso xea sta monata da teroni
Good day med am back.It keeps raining today.
Sex with white women.Love with black women.Fornication with yellow women.Impregnation with brown women.Fucking with red women.Penetration with blue women.I’m the biggest apologist of diversity, equity, inclusion.Diversity of qts’ skin colour on my pp.Equity because no matter their background, all qts have an equal opportunity to sit on my pp.Inclusion, no qt gets left unpenetrated by my pp.
How were your regiments managed in the modern era (1492 - 1789) ?Here some nobleman just buy a regiment, and command it if he wants, manages it like a company, doing the recruiting and stuff (he delegates to people of course)Regiments tend to bear the name of its ownerIt kind of sucks because many retards managed one just because muh noble
bros i think i am in love. The thing is i think she has a bf. she sometimes sends me random stuff on whatsapp and try to strike a conversation and we talk 1-1.5 hours a day for a week. is she in love with me too?>>202012333nice trips
now she sent me a reddit link i think she knows that i am in love with her and trying to make me suffer
>>202030548she is a man
>>202030589>trying to make me suffercertified woman moment
>>202030638i don't think that she has a penis
>>202030652she also sends me her face pics a lot while doing the expressions from emojis
>>202030548My Asia Minor brother, it's better to find a random Natasha or Oksana than this suffering, my man, don't do that.
>>202028445142 days since it last rained in my citythings are grim>>202029814respecting the master's legacy
>>202030860>Tovarich president, the holols...
>>202012333cambiasso was a baller
>>202030860they are too expensive at least the ones that lives in turkey. also i believe that i really love her. On the bright sight, i know that i am not ggay
>>202031000Based
>>202031000nice trips
i hate women so much it's unreal
>>202031225I'm liking this new turkish fella
>>202012333Greetings, fellow Romans.Cambiasso was one of my favorite players growing up.
guys can you rate this song 9 to 10 pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tns7ZeiJEZI
Grandma won't talk to me.
Hello frens! I'm trying to learn the spanish language and I have learned some basic grammar, verbs and sentences. Any tips for a beginner trying to learn español?
>>202031409Why
>>202031656Give back the land to Serbia and i'll tell you some tips
>>202031832What is your business with them, you suck them off in the vacation or what?
>>202031913You want to come here and take a piece of land as well?
>>202031757I don't know. She's not being exactly talkative with others but at least she was giving some sort of response to my mother from time to time.
>>202031656Ignore this chud >>202031832Anyway I don't have any advice for you I didn't have to study Spanish to learn it so I don't know how to help.Did you watch Spanish series as a kid? I remember Los Serrano being watched there.
in 1999helping in kosovaaaatwo men shaking handsclinton and rugovaaaa
>Spotify premium expiredWell shit.Btw Maltabro if you see this, I just ate some digestive choco and this shit is delicious. Idk what they put in it. I know you are a digestive choco appreciator, so perhaps you know why they taste so good.>>202031832>tell muslims to move to the southern part of your country>they breed like rabbits>ffw some decades>they want to break away>????How could this happen? Niggerman save me!>>202029814>Love with black women.Based
>>202032097The exam went well brother, at first the assistant professor asked me a question that I couldn't say anything in response to and I was very worried, but then I was asked others and answered well so I got a 27
>>202030872Got to respect the hustle irmão.>>202031225I love women so much it's unreal (love/hate relationship).>>202032144Just install the cracked version.
>>202031969If I had the money, then fuck yeah, I'd love to build a house and live in spain.
nobody here uses spmp
>>202032144>Spotify premium expiredI have the free version and I forgot the last time that I had an advert.>digestive chocoDid you dip them in coffee?
>>202032181>Just install the cracked version.Does it let me listen to high quality gusic though or will it only let me listen to the non-premium quality?Used to love spicetify years ago tbf.
>>202032097Once again this pic is proven to be true, why did God made me born spanish, why did i do in my previous life
>>202012929Com'è andata secio?
>>202032240ma che cazzo ascolti
>>202032144Do as >>202032181 say.>>202032180Congrats Venetanon, I knew you'd pass.How common are oral exams in Italy? I've never had one in all my life.
>>202032268>Did you dip them in coffee?No because it's kinda late for coffee and I don't think I've dipped anything into coffee so far in my life. Will try to keep in mind (but will also probably forget by the time I'll drink cobbee in the morning).
>>202032310 kosovar friend here reminded me of the 2nd greatest song ever written
>>202032304I mog you though.
>>202032180Ahh ho visto ora, bel colpo
>>202032240Sorry, I only use the official Freckles player (tm) (foobar2000).
>>20203230527, è andata bene nonostante alla prima domanda non fossi riuscito a spiccicare mezza parola (chi cazzo si ricordava le specifiche della forma di governo regionale Dio bon) ma alle altre ho risposto molto bene quindi me l'ha un po' abbonata.Te come va?>>202032335Thanks mate, they are very common, almost as much as written ones I would say
>>202032388At taking cocks
>>202032280Cracked is premium without paying.
>>202032097Oh yeah, there were a lot of spanish serials here but I didn't pay attention to learn the language at that time. I picked up some words here and there. >>202032117I think that song Is going to haunt us as a nation.
>>202032477make me this question about regional government and I'll answer it no cheating come on give me waht you got
>>202032304>>202032541Who the fuck keeps these in their image folders
>>202032541Sorry I'm not gay, but I accept you don't worry.>>202032565And did you watch Los Serrano? I found it funny to learn that other countries watched it because I feel it shows a lot about quirks of Spanish culture that aren't present in other countries.
>>202032565song is based ah and the reccommended songs are always blessed
>>202032477Grande capo, ottimo risultatoIl mio un generico lunedì, pregusto le prossime due settimane che saranno di ferie
>>202032304It could be worse.>>202032341I highly suggest dipping digestive in coffee and also morning coffee biscuits.
>>202032657Oh, most definitely yeah but I don't remember much from the show. We used to watch it with subtitles on but my only memory of it is with the bearded guy. There were a few other spanish or portugese shows but I really have forgotten their names. >>202032671My guy, are you sure you aren't an kosovar who just happened to wake up in Italy. You have a 1:1 playlist with the average kosovar albanian here.
>>202029814Based. Conquistador mode rules.>>202030548Tell her to meet.>>202031832Based.>>202032117Thenk u USAYou're my best fren You're the piss keeper You're the legenddd >>202032222Why are there so very few Albanians/Albanian-Kosovans in Spain? I haven't met anyone in my life.>>202032671Albanian music is underrated.
>>202032706>>202032984got banned 3 days for posting this on /sp/opinions?>>>/gif/27841541>>202032222are you watching the game?
>>202033480Nippies
>>202033432>Tell her to meet.i see her every day
https://youtu.be/HH3UGIBrgDU?si=yA3WxQTUP1NPfe_1
>>202032180Based, congrats Venetabro! We're getting used to your excellence now t bh.
>Briton among five prisoners on the run after Portuguese jail breakoutfind the british bloke
>>202033432I know there is quite a decent population of albanians in Spain, just not as much as in Germany or Switzerland. And to ask, how is life there anyways? Is it decent? >>202033480Oh hell yeah.
>>202033972Perfidious Albion is at it again.
>>202033976>And to ask, how is life there anyways? Is it decent?Spain is a shithole without opportunities for young people, if you can move to somewhere in EU you should go to other countries.
Collared.
>>202035895
>>202036064middest of mid day fr
>>202036150How so?My day was relatively mid too, but not the middest I guess.
>>202036213just an unventful day, by middest, i just mean as mid as it can
>>202034474Total Atletico Death
>>202036367it was total athletico blue ball this time
sometimes life is just too painful to endure
>>202032180Gut gemacht!
I won't like what I'll see when I'll weigh myself this month.
I have to give my apologies to Andaluzanon. Cutting and bulking, even slightly, works.Bulked to 69 from a 65kg start, then cut to 66, and bulked (cleaner) to stabilise at 68 now. The fat belly from the first bulk went away and the rest remained. Still some extra fat, but can’t have everything, can I?
>>202036757Don’t know why the previous picture had an aura around me, must be AI slop on the picture app.
>>202036757Looking bulky.You still need a proper gym to get good progress in your legs but it's a start.I assume your lifts have progressed better while bulking.I think a slow bulk approach is the best, but I normally take them longer so there's more difference between the peak and the bottom weight.
>>202036795That's your reiatsu affecting the camera, happens only to the strongest.I need to take a good pic of my back where my erectors can be properly seen.
THREE STEPS AHEAD>>202036864They have increased a bit, yes.>>202036933>hey wifey, take a picture of my back so I can shitpost on /med/>why though>so I can bait the powershitter>okay dokey
>>202036757how tall are you again?nice bulge bro
>nice bulge broKinda gay not gonna lie
>>202037047I'm extremely tall at 1700mm.
Will try zercher squats tomorrow. Can't wait, VGH...>>202036757Wtf, I thought you were black?
>>202037188Interesting, 23,5 bmiAndalu-sama, at how much bodyfat do you think he is?
That looks like the kind of house that I would love to call it home.
disregard the last post.I am gay and I suck cocks
>>202037316>less than a minute between two postsAlmost got me there, sir magyar. Would have been an epic post.
>>2020372832 constipated people in the same house sounds bad though>>202037270he's a larper, i'm the only RN here
>>202037270>>202037316While people tan during the summer, I am so black I turn whitish instead. The curse of the black man...
>>202037352Haha well I was not suggesting that she would be staying.
>>202037456look at that cross pendant, i dare you to expel her
>>202037282I don't know desu.He looks between 15 and 20 in this picture.
>>202037499Why would the cross stop me?
>>202037283>steals the apricot from that treeHeh, nothing personal, kiddo.>>202037352>RN>doxxed to be 150 cms tall>wagiegods btfo the working equipment so he can slackWhat a chad.
>>202037551Maltese are all god fearing fellas
>>202037535My scale says I'm at 19-20, my parents' scale says I'm at 13. I'd say I'm 16 or something.
>>202037563>>wagiegods btfo the working equipment so he can slackThat's G-man doedon't need no excuse to slack
>>202037563As long as you keep your hands off her apricots HA-HA.>>202037609Outdated sterotype.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peretEtnvbc&ab_channel=LowBudgetStoriesWhat do you call something that is both cringe and based?
Well, they're more watermelons than apricots.
>>202036933>I need to take a good pic of my back where my erectors can be properly seen.Here's a pic of my back, my erectors can be seen popping a bit but it doesn't look too disproportionate.
>>202038312FUAAAAARK those love handles sure are juicy as fuck.Nice back.
>>202038312But taking a pic with this angle you can see how my erectors pop over the rest of my back.
>>202038312
>>202038358Those erectors mean you diddly a lot.
>>202038312>>202038358The weak should fear the strong
>morto di fatica a letto>telefono squilla >ehi scusa se ti disturbo... volevo dirti una cosa un po' triste...sai quel tizio che avevamo conosciuto 5 anni fa e che tipo da 3 anni non ci hai più parlato? Si è suicidato oggi...Mi dispiace per il ragazzo ma porca madonna non sapevo nemmeno come si chiamasse di cognome o dove vivesse cosa me ne dovrebbe fregare. E adesso non riesco a prendere sonno.
>>202038364>>202038521What did you mean by this?
>>202038555Una sfortuna.
>>202038555Eh vabbè è praticamente un estraneo, spiace ma come dovrebbe riguardarvi?
>>202038358DON'T TRY TO HIDE THE DILDO MF
>>202038759"he wide"
>>202038815L'sfortuna di la cagliari piccola bianca bela macellazione
>>202039157Porca vitta, Giovanni
>>202039149That could be you but you won't eat the kinder bars.
>>202039557actually eating some chokobonbeside i don't want to be that big
>>202039930>beside i don't want to be that bigThat's going to be a yikkers from me dog.
>>202039930>I don't want to be a manYou might as well start dressing skirts
>>202039980>>202040011i wouldn't want to be intimidating to girls ahah
>>202039557>I need to eat some sugar to bul->WOAH
>>202040011>
>>202040074That's my problem, I'm an incel because they are too intimidated by me.>>202040082Not even I could handle that slop.
>>202038555Ma che cazzo di notizia sarebbe
>>202040074Forget my comment, you are french, all frenchs are sissy fags who weigh 60kg>>202040125That's an scotish skirt, it's not the same, just like maghyar warriors have pony tails
>>202040137i accepted the idea that i should bulk maybe more before the cuterinowill try to weight myself with a real scale soon fr
>>202036757>>202036795>>202038312>>202038358Strong med kings!>>202038555Weird news to get at night for sure...>>202040245>all frenchs are sissy fags who weigh 60kg French twinks are the strongest race.
she is still writing to me she asked for a funny thing for me to send to her i will look for something funny
>>202041080Peculiar way to ask for dick pics, gotta give it to her
>>202033976Things aren't going well at the moment: lots of unemployment, low quality jobs and rent prices are very high. Despite of this, we manage to do better than most of the world. If you are realistic and want to live a decent life, become a civil servant, which is what I did.>I know there is quite a decent population of albanians in SpainInteresting. There are many Eastern Europeans but never heard of Albanians.>Muriqi Quite popular player here thanks to Mallorca
>>202041381
>>202041381nah it's not shaved
>>202039157Si senior
do germans not have a soul?
anyone up for a gartic game?
feeling strongly mediterranean today
>>202042109let's tryhttps://garticphone.com/en/?c=00f1084ae8
>>202042197I was born in the wrong region.
>>202042276Only 3 of us tonight?
>>202042783I wouldn't like to live in Malta honestly
i found something funny and sent to her. we talked for like an hour. i am longing for something that will never happen
>>202043029Good.
>>202042276playing civ hotseat rn...
>>202043110You can't win if you don't fight.
>>202043320there is no fight. nothing to win. i just enjoy chatting with her
>>202042031germans are lovely people, and the stereotypical afd voting youngun's are the sweetest paradoxically
Second night in a row. As soon as I lay my head on my pillow I start to cough heavily and uncontrollably. Fucking cunt let me sleep.
>>202044600was having the most retarded argument with a german flag just then
