holodem edish
poo smells lmao
Got the physiognomy of a 19th century physiognomist.
nth for the gyaldem
>>202020114Our the Science.
LGBTQ = PAEDO
mental every pretty girl you walk past on the street has had multiple cocks in her mouthquite sad
Gen Z boss just humiliated me in front of everyone. Laughed it off though meek little runt that I am.
>>202020172Lots of blokes too
>>202020172Black ones too
>road watsapp groupwhen your suburban life is so soul crushingly dull you have to whip each other up into a collective psychosis of curtain twitching
>>202020172mental how despite this fact zero of them were yours
>>202020191My neighbours ask if anyone wants to dogsit for them
Sue Gray, an Irish national and spy, runs His Majesty's Government while Sir Keir Starmer KC boozes on the job and has affairs on his wife while going on endless holidays disguised as "international meetings"
>>202020165poor kid
still not eaten and not feeling well. but i have things to do today so im just going to have some porridge.
>>202020172could be yours if you speak to one
Set for life lottery on today
>>202020232The only thing I've had since yesterday brunch is beer and wine
>Surrogate mother wins access to her biological son in landmark case - after gay couple said it was 'homophobic' for her to be involved in their 'motherless family' with 'no vacancy' for a woman>The two men claimed that the little boy would be confused if he saw his mother because he lived with them in a 'motherless family' and was being raised within the LGBT community.
>>202020176what did he do?
>>202020114
Prefer sticking my willy in a mouth rather than a fanny
>>202020271she said I was not brat nor demure nor mindful
SSM on 4k corrr
>>202020286But maybe this is a good thing? Think about that... Chud.
Roads are basedCars are basedDriving is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCH8Pq5DjE&ab_channel=BBCRadio1VEVO
The luncheonSlice er marmite toast2 chicken tikka and cress sarnies
corr mark in 4k now de ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTlBcCyN7Ps
>>202020333nah I'm good for chewing gum, thanks
https://youtu.be/cpLicb2t7Mw?si=Kh0SiGSdhAfS10fu&t=2729>mentions ukraine first'kin state of these melts. though I give them credit for using kiev lmao
ITALIA vs FRANCIA
Careful cuddles with kittens
>>202020342t. Filippo Tommaso Marinetti
>>202020356look at those soulful seaside eyes
>>202020356wasn't worth advertising or begging the first time either
>>202020356Why is this creep always hiding behind walls and in bushes
>>202020252better have something then
>>202020352corrrluv chicken tikka sandwich filling me
>>202020356literal fucking orc
>>202020356it 4x lush
soup, bread, and cheese for lunch
>>202020223Reminder that questioning why she was appointed his chief of staff after running the Partygate inquiry that brought down Boris Johnson is just a conspiracy theory
>>202020405NahBurritos for tea til then I'm fasting
it lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lovely it lovely
>>202020297should've used all the insults in this webm
>>202020297It's giving blud rizzed you into Ohio
>>202020356mad difference to the iphone 4k have to sayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfClFpQ1Xko
Britchud Britchud on the wall, who is fairest of them all?
>>202020385Based
>>202020437fasting on a diet of booze?
>>202020185black girls can be pretty girls you racist pos
>>202020439gone off 5'3 and an attitude now I know she has a black bf
>>202020468Aye
mum just brought home a Greggs for lunch lads
fry up for brunch lush
>>202020504What a woman
>>202020439tik tok is a chink psychological warfare weapon
>>202020480say this out loud to yourself
Toil has a two-month password retention policyHow retarded is that
>>202020504you know what's penger than greggs?morrisons bakeryit's bizarrely slept uponeat there
>>202020480She is is married to a 6'5 White man. itty bitty blk boy sissy clitties could never satisfy her
>>202020539aye. makes me have less than nefarious thoughts about her when she's this nice to me.
>>202020504wow £3 treat what a life you neets lead
>>202020582miserable cunt
>>202020559my nearest Morrisons is over 50 miles away
*mogs every other mass market loaf*seed sensations changed the game
did a roundabout in fourth earlier
>>202020061
>>202020559lidl bakery shits all over morrisons
>>202020622always wanted to fly over the centre of one howd it go
>baked shite>ultraprocessed breadyou lot are absolute runts
>>202020620mass produced bread is literally poison
>>202020504their 'wiches are grim, coffee is vile and the only half decent warm item (the steak bake) is stone cold most of the time
>>202020631That's a Wayans brother
>>202020649surprisingly uneventful
>>202020664i smoke 40 roll ups a day i really don't care fella
>>202020665naa the vegan sosij rolls are the best thing they make hands down not even vegan me they're just peng
This is the girl who reminds me of my therapist, have at it boys https://fetish-master.net/product/giantess-size-shrink/gia-211-1/
>>202020698why is she carrying a skateboard while using a different skateboard
LunchIsServed
>>202020733unironically have this a couple times a week, although my rice to fish ratio is significantly differentwhat's your favourite brand of 'deenz?
>rattled by a TODDLERHe's never coming back from this
did the Black Knight exist in mythology or is that just a Monty Python thing
>>202019821top kek this was great
>>202020654what the upf nuts don't want you to realise is that anything made with flour is by definition "ultraprocessed"
>>202020730Chinese pipo love skateboards
there's seasonal items at starbucks and you're wasting your time at greggs...
>>202020766Had to go with the expensive (£1.50) Parmentier ones this week cos all the others were sold outThey are annoyingly a lot better than my usual which is cheap own-brand (80-90p)
i just wanna be rorke's sigma ~
>>202020716Drop therapist details, I need a cute Japanese girl to listen to my inane problems.>>202020730One is for cruising the other is to do tricks on
>>202020830yeah and I don't eat any of that shit
Still got four-odd hours toil and I'm not sure what to do during it
thoughts on eating whole fish with the skin bones and eyes and everything?
>>202020893Gimp
>>2020208943 for me but I'm already mentally clocked off. will just be posting some seasidemark, ruby and gyaldem during that time
>>202020631straight from the marshes of norfolk this one
>>202020908Eating fish is cruel
>>202020893Yeah alright fuckin Captain Caveman
>>202020931State of you
>>202020783It’s a take on Gawain and the Green Knight, where Gawain takes his head off and the Green Knight lives
>>202020654few things more runtish than having weird vendettas against hyperspecific forms of foodas if having the occasional slice of hovis is what's killing your health
>>202020931based
>>202020733just had the same but instead of rice had a protein shake with water.
>>202020937no it's not fish aren't sentient beings it's like eating a roboto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkx-SHth2eE
>>202020654guarantee you eat this
not watching that
>>202020971Read this as "like eating a hobo"
>>202020971Alright kurt
How do I let go of rage
>>202020971Fish are sentient. They display emotions like joy and fear and show evidence of learning
>>202020952no it isn't you mong the black knight is a well established trope in arthurian legends
>>202020631She was a fucking idiot for not joining Reform UK when she had a chance. She would have won her seat.There was no beating the Labour landslide, I still can't understand why people like her were so damning of their own party's record but still stubbornly stuck with them "to stop Labour".
>>202020965>protein shake with water.Grim thatHas to be milk for me
the reading list:The KJV Holy BibleAtlas ShruggedUlyssesMitchell Heisman's Suicide Note
bought a pedometer for nonce hunting, but no matter how fast i run they always seem to get further away
>>202020993Buy an AR-15
Missed call from Open Reach to confirm appointment for the engineer coming out to install the fibre internet so I call back:>agent: Are you aware the engineer will need to pull a cable from the ground or overhead?>no I don't know that as I'm not a telecomms engineer>OK do you know the location of telephone poles nearby the property?>no I don't know that as I'm not a telecomms engineer>OK that's you all set for your appointment>right cheers
>>202020999>They display emotions like joy and fear and show evidence of learninglmao no they don't fuck off
>>202020875yeah I do find that tinned fish are one of few examples where there is a noticeable difference in quality when you pay more, it's definitely worth it
>>202021028Bit of a snarky cunt aren't you
>>202021011yeah its rank but im on a pretty intense cut
>>202021012Actually really enjoyed Atlas Shrugged. Part mystery, part dystopian sci fi, part romance.Great book, whatever you think of Rand's philosophy.
>>202021028nobody likes a smartarse
right rorkeget the experts trusted
>>202021061William F Buckley said he had to flog himself to get through it.
>>202021050The Italian and Spanish brand tuna fillets in olive oil are top tier, makes you realise the cheap tins of flakes and literally scraps.
What does an Aryan drink in the pub?
I kneel wfhchads, truly an ascended race
>>202021061Gets mixed reviews this but reckon I'll read it next if one of the /brit/ lads liked it
>>202021028Rorke tries to interact with normal human beings
>>202021086Maybe he should have stuck with Harry Poter then idk
>>202021097Glass of Shiraz
>>202021131Kek
>>202021097Sparkling water
>>202021028you had them to rights lad
>>202020620facking proper hovis loaf good for the bones lad facking proper loaf
>>202021097A half-pint of Diet Coke with no ice
>>202021012Bet you’re fun at parties
>>202021097Kefir
>Harry Poter
Is it normal to feel completely exhausted 12 hours after you wake up?We're supposed to stay awake for 16 hours a day, aye? By the time I get to Hour 12 I'm fucked.
>>202021090the actual pieces of fish just crumble into bits as well, unlike the fancy brands with whole intact fillets with a nice sheen on thembet the same tins don't cost an arm and a leg in Spain and Italy as welltruly we are the runts of europe
>>202021164
>>202021183Are you eating enough
>>202021183probably a combination of poor diet and alcohol
>>202021051>>202021074They deserved it
>>202021197Yes, I am incredibly obese
>>202021028you had their guts for garters there pal nicely done
Any nonce with a big bonce in?
Yanks call Wally, Waldo. Utterly bizarre behaviour.
>>202021090What do you do with them? Fry/grill them?
>>202021004>MP for Penistonescreaming
>>202020993Rage is natural. Let it come and go.
>>202021079For me it's Murray, Sailer, Lynn, Watson, Blanchard et al.
got me wildo out
Why isn't that Ricky Jones lad in prison yet? Makes you think
>>202021203They were just doing their job
frankly disgusting the amount of poofs wandering about these days
>>202021249he pleaded not guilty so is going to trial
get the poofs committed to a destination
>>202021284I'm thinking Riga
>>202021265Don’t care. No mercy for corporate drones.
>>202021097Dark fruits cider
>>202021227No need to cook it, it's just like the cheap tinned tuna, ready to eat, but it's one big unbroken fillet instead of little bitty scraps.
>>202021249He pled Not GuiltyNot sure how they could possibly let him get away with it, would certainly rub rorke the wrong way
Mad how Nikocado stopped being fat but you're still British
>>202021318it’s over for brits you’ve finn-ished them
>>202021303Someone fedora this cretin
>>202020976a relic of a more civilized age
>>202021249why isn't boris Johnson in prison? genuinely lads.
>>202021271Seeing so many tranny zoomers these days. Ugly fucking blokes in dresses and weird little women who've decided looking like a bearded hobbit is the way forward.Need them all shot.
>>202021318bizarre and unnecessarily hateful post
>>202021318Mad how you thought this was good patter Zero punchline, zero wit. You just don’t get it and never will.
>>202021372
>someone fedora this cretin
>>202021318I thought you liked us de lod
ladscan you name a peng politician that you disagree with politically?
>>202021097mi fi luv mi magnum wine raaaah soooool
I'm getting married next week, lads.
stop wankingstop 4chanstop sugar
one of the people doing collections for the offering yesterday at church was a tranny
>>202021416Diane Abbot
>>202021419Has she ever shagged a you-know-what?
>>202021423doing the first onewill try the second onethird one will be hard as fuckkkkkkk
>>202021423Afrika to je moj bit, Afriku voli cili svitAfrika to je moj bit, Afriku voli cili Split
>>202021416Kim Yo Jong
>>202021423your dad ever genocide anybody
>>202021416Luciana Berger
i spend all day on /brit/every daaaaayyyyy~
think I've had too much caffeine
>>202021494grim
might replay half life 1
You've crossed the line this time, detective. The D.A. is all over my ass over the stunt you pulled. I know you're a maverick, you don't play by the rules but god damn do you get results. So you better get back out on the field and get me some leads yesterday so help me God or I'll have your badge and your gun. Got it? God damn am I getting too old for this shit.
Christ imagine living like this
>>202021520Enjoy the slog through xen
>>202021523>I need 4 hours chief>you've got two!!
>>202021541coventry?
>what's the modern day equivalent of a bank robber/train robber
>>202021548I'll be honest I'll probably just stop playing at that point
Rape his arse
>>202021571no idea what any of this means
>>202021541*imagines it*Ok now what?
Why are there hairs on my cock?The cocks in the porn videos don't have hairs on them.It makes me feel like I shouldn't have hairs on my cock.
>>202021444what you on about lad?
>>202021564cairo probably got the same amount of brown people though
>>202021613He wants to know if your wife-to-be has ever had a dance to the tune of the jungle drums, so to speak.
>>202021612I have a hair cock tooSeems to be getting worse every time I checkMight get some wax strips
>>202021642can't make hide nor hair of this post
>>202021612I’ve got hairs about 1/3rd up my cock think it’s normalPorno cocks are waxed
why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties
>>202021685It's bigger than the breadbin
>>202021710the jews
>>202021612don't compare yourself to porn, it's low IQ
>>202021612it’s pretty normal if your cock is huge. ive got plenty of hair on mine as well
>>202021710that's our fault
watching old chase episode lads. that Bradley Walsh eh? what a character
>>202021728I thought you were a small-willy-big-balls man
Rorkey porkey
I'm considering killing myself
what are some harmless pranks to play on the public?>go to supermarket>fill up huge trolley >have all the stuff scanned at the checkout >even better if there is a queue behind you>say you left your wallet in the car and have to run out to get it >instead of returning to pay, just drive off and leave the trolley at the till>the cashier and customers will be waiting for 10 minutes for you to come back causing a delay and hold up>they will also need to put all items backthings like that
>>202021796
>>202021750im a shower and im shy
>>202021805Setting fire to bins.
if they sent me to war I couldn't poo and I would just hold it in until the war was over
random shower thought:if you swung your knob in front of a chimp's face, would he take it as an insult and attack or would he give it a curious suckle?don't know the answer
Best angsty misogynist albums lads?
>>202021832i mean grower. well fk
>>202021822how is it >no injuries >no deaths>no goods actually stole it’s a harmless prank that dabs on retail wagies
>>202021835are you from britpol?they had an obsession with bin fires
>>202021853Any shite by Eminem
>>202021844would probably tear it off then cave your skull in
>>202021844Without a doubt the chimp would bite it and your balls off to the root and then attack you some more
>>202021844Could just try it with you mum lad
don't think I'll ever understand what happened in the balkans or whats the story nowadays
>>202021862If it dabs on wagies how is it harmless?
>>202021862It's a massive waste of time for pretty much everyone involved, and there's no joke or punchline involved that would make it funny to anyone.
my willard is 4.75"x4.25"
is you fr right now
Morning brit
>>202021913could concsiely explain it in one post but know you'll respond with "nigga i aint reading all that shit" to embarass me in front of the lads so I shan't bother
>>202021913We should’ve let them get rid of the Muslims Islam is cringe But billy clinton bombed them for the nookie
>>202021913shit went down enough said
>Twatchtman
>>202021922no physical or emotional harm is done and no criminal damage. >>202021938that’s the point
see it's like i can have leg in one hand and a brerb in the other
>>202021805pretend you're in love with a girl for years just so you can have regular sex then start emotionally neglecting and abusing her until she breaks up with you
the lunch as it were
>>202021913Immigration n that n diversity (unironically)
>>202021959>concsiely (sic)>ain't reading all that
well thats rorke done for
>>202021997cockmogs me!
>>202021959promise I won't
>>202022005don't think Indians actually think cows are pets
>>202022005Dont care about brown peoples opinions
>>202021997put some tomato sauce and mustard on that and you have an australian delicacy
I HATE SPASTICS society as the former name of scope can't believe they ever called it that, very offensive to people with cerebral palsy
>>202022005love how they sit there editing a “chad” meme from the late 2010s to try and make them look so attractive and manly
>>202021985What's the point of a prank that isn't funny? And there is "emotional harm" being done because by making people waste their time, you are causing them to be angry for no good reason.A good prank should catch people by surprise, but then make them laugh at the end of it. If you are just making people angry for the sake of it, that's just called being a nuisance.
>>202022035mad you could be diagnosed with this back in the day
and the latest from the barry stanton vs india war?
how did you instantly fall for an obvious bait image omds
just so sick and tired of toil
>>202021997Cockmogs me!
eating a chocolate roll cake and had a laughing fit cause i realised it looks a bit like a bbc
wearing my tomato shirt
what did you have for breakfast, lads?me: two steak pasties, two bags of crisps, some haribos, and a hot chocolate
>>202022077never knew the origins of the word mong thanks mate
>>202022124Bowl of porridge with honey and a banana
>arse lad night
>>202022104
>>202022124healthiest northerner
>>202020480>>202020563proof??
>>202022086sameonly 35 years until retirement (longer than I've been alive)
Lot of Mongolian idiots in the general today I see
>>202022124espresso and un brioche
>>202022104That is quite funny to be fair
>>202020698why didn't we build cities like this?
>>202022124*wobbles your belly*
some stupid cunt is still sat in the teams call, it's now been open for 4 hours
>>202022124reheated Mcdouble, glass of cranberry juice and a pourover coffee
>>202022209They had 2nd mover advantage
>>202022155i'm a west country suvvna though
>>202022058just causing harmless chaos
At the end of the night yesterday, I had a big rant about how I didn't like the new Hobbit film (I always chat such shit when I drink strongbow)Some old woman was taking photos of my arse while I was playing poolI got nicknamed Terry for no reasonThis fat old man kept accusing my mate of having a small penis>Buffet in the pub>Old bloke picks up a cocktail sausage>"oi lad it looks like yours"A different old woman accused me and my m8 of being gay because we both wore leather jacketspretty good night/10
>>202022226Based lad pretending to be busy
>>202022104not even remotely funny
>>202022209Like what? It's generic skyscraperslop like every cunting city on Earth.
>>202022222
>>202022035Im spasticus autisticus
Used to work a job where we had to have a teams call open all day with our cameras on to prove we were working
>>202022254this is what passes for patter in aussie societygrim
>>202022254blog on
>>202022254you were out getting pissed on a sunday night?
>>202022209Do you think that looks good?
>>202021416ana kasparian
>>202022254captivating stuff
Choking, coughing s3nd heko
>>202022295bollockspure shitetoilberg woulnd't go that far off the deep end
>>202021416Nigel Farage
>>202022288alri ian dury
>>202022295Id rather be a slave than that
>>202022295How did you wank??
>>202022295i'd have fucked that off in no timei had a wfh toil job using teams and all i had to do was wiggle my mouse around once every 10 minutes to stay on green. good days.
Regularly go orange in teams and nobody gives a fuck as our productivity is countered otherwise
>>202022393>>202022393
>>202022339It was an American company if that counts for anything>>202022357I’m nofap
>>202022267looks like dystopian-cyberpunk kino>>202022327yeah
>>202022243Time is a valuable resource, just like money. By wasting people's time, you are no different to a thief or burglar.
wfh toil is grimmer than regular toil no matter how much people try to claim otherwise
>>202022426pretty sure you can't steal time
>>202022429nice try, officeberg
>>202021805In a just society youd be shot
>>202022429Yeah agreed
>>202022429I like both, 2 days in the office is good for me
>>202022429it's comfier
