diarrhea edition
anime?
i love very slightly plump girls like the once in pic rel, they get me diamondsanyone got any others? think ruby's sister is like this
>>202024612>diarrheafoy
How will rorke react?
how many poos do you have per day then lads?
>>202024664like the once, yeah?
>>202024664marfa is just obese now, used to be peng chubby
>>202024612>diarrheait's diarrhoea
>>2020246792sometimes 3
>>202024664>>202024691FAT MARFA! FAT MARFA! FAT MARFA!
what is the worst time of year? Bit sad summer is over but then I remember halloween and Christmas which is pretty good. Its gotta be like Jan to April right?
Painted classical statuesBiblically accurate angelsLimestone pyramidsFeathered dinosaursBrown JesusViking horns didn't existNo word for colour blue in ancient Greece
>obese marfadon't remind me
>>202024679I unironically have a minimum 3 poos. mostly watery.
i'm just a silly boyfailure :3
>>202024748how heavy are you
>>202024720its right now
https://x.com/InternetH0F/status/1832780975345913970you reckon he's ever knocked one out to her
watched a Chinese man stare at a beetle in a temple here and proceed to step it and smear it on the floorthese """people""" are animals
>>202024612reddit: the general
>>202024748yeah that's not good
looking forward to Marfas nikocado redemption arc.
The /brit/ cook book
>>202024679i had 5 this morning
>>202024766you think? didnt think september was that bad unless you're at school
>>202024761I only weigh 17 stone. (very tall though)
Was curious to see how long it would take for me to see a Wogspeak Ebonics Hoodrat post the second I switched from "Following" to "For You" on x.comIt was the very first post lol
>>202024675the US probably has the best argument for accepting large scale immigration
>>202024775they really are bizarre. scurrying around like insects seemingly afraid of the entire world that surrounds them
>>202024806>only
>>202024675With scorn
>>202024775what u doing in japan
>>202024793i'm a retarded citizen
>>202024831?
>>202024856holiday with my family
>>202024831I'm 7'2
>>202024768Cant believe theres consequences to actions
>>202024802yeah its shit days getting shorter skies going greyer spiders everywhere, autumn just feels like death is closing in its rubbish
>>202024890how delightful
why is this country so fucked ladsthe places I can afford to buy are horrible little shitholes and I earn a top 5% incomein our parents day a postman could buy a respectable house
>>202024888even if you're like 6'6 that's still overweight
>>202024811It's either that or engagement rage bait posts to get people angry about whores and cheating or "Europe has fallen" doomer blackpilling. Incel, Tate type shit
They had a word for blue they just didnt use it for the color of the Mediterranean sea
>>202024924don't really care what you think pal
september's a great month other than the fucking spiders everywhereday's are just right in terms of length, temperatures are just rightoctober's also kino until the clocks change, at which point you're immediately plunged into misery
>>202024768hot
>>202024914bit sick of them iahbut it's all paid for so can't complain too much
>>202024768https://x.com/MrNixn/status/1832784278478029051Lel
>>202024972fling them off the top of mt fuji mate
women with OF don't have a real career
Listening to The Poos
>>202024612LOOOOOOL hehe
>>202024664gotchu famiglia
>>202024811>>202024928mongs
Give women liberation and they sell their body online and their farts in jars. Muslims were right.
>>202025053
>>202024679once every 2 or 3 days.
>>202025079Shes right you know
>>202024768who is she I want to see her fanny by googling "this slag onlyfans leaks"
>>202024775190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of 大阪市 (that’s Osaka for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
>>202025109fat cunt
https://youtu.be/N6igQn_2foE
rorke trying to be edgy by posting "hello i'm a janny" in /brit/ threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjLmKQKYPDM [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjLmKQKYPDM [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjLmKQKYPDM [Embed]DJ DIEGO ON THE DECKS
>>202024775Remember yesterday spaintwat when you tried to convince everyone you were in Gran Canaria and your big gotcha moment was taking a pic of some euros on the floor of your bedroom?
Doing a think
>off-topic>advertising>spamming/flooding (posted already)>signature use>extremely low quality (nonsense catchphrase)going for the report bingo all on his own
>make a post>wall of spam above>YouTube links below
Bit sleepy now
Nell Tiger Free
realistically speaking, 90% of women aren't even remotely close to gf material
>>202025053how much cocaine has she stuffed up her arse to afford a plane?
>>202024720>what is the worst time of year?Majority of suicides occur in January/February
>>202025237for fucks sakes are you actually? every post ive replied to you with has been satire
>>202025236get it supped
so far today, there has been 28 /brit/ threads and 19 /deutsch/ threads.
>>202025269She does onlykino, bro.
>>202025257they're all fat. girl at toil tried setting me up with her friend and said she's really pretty and showed me a picture and she was just fat
imagine walking into a simmons and seeing diego behind the decks playing his technobabble
>>202025316um.. h-hi
>>202025294Its very grim
>>202025294im going skiing in Jan
>>202025327>fat>sluts>ugly>no future>boring>mentally illdon't like to get too rorkeish but good luck finding a girl that isn't one of these
>>202025211He is shameless Watch now as he LARPs as a Malaysian twink and samefags about wanting to get fucked in the ass because he's a fat mentally ill homosexual incel with no friends not ever not even online
>>202025413and vice versa
>>202025324it still twists my melon that people pay prostitutes for photos and videos
most haunted on the TV lads. They're chasing down a ghost called Alan who necked himself.
>>202025327my mates gf has a few fit friends but refuses to ever help me and actively sabotages my attempts to talk/spend time with themto make it even worse when she gets wankered with other people she tries to set her friends up with themneedless to say i dont like her
spotify takes a fucking age to open
>>202025327if a bird needs her mates to set her up with a man you already know she is absolutely hideous lmao
So they're eating cats in Ohio now
*looks over the thread and slowly shakes head in disappointment*
>>202025395nice. ive never been skiing in the alps. would like to before i get too old but i think it would cost too much for me.
was going to make a joke about the holocaust but I forgot Sir Keir is watching these threads now
>>202025442Used to pay colombian girls to do decadent things for me during lockdown.
>>202025483On god?
why do they think its so hard to not be fat
getting all my insidious evil racist posts out while I'm in japan
>>202025508sucking you off and anal and that?
i've got a small cock and i can't get erect ladsreckon it's the years of deathgripping and drug/alcohol abuse
>>202025454YOU'RE A HUSSYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUvKFWl6nKE
>>202025548
>>202025354im not used to people saying hi to me but hi
>>202025568does that mean you dont have to worry about sex wanking libido women all that
>>202025548No you're not you're not in Japan you're an extremely mentally ill no friends incel autistic dickhead that paid for a pass and a vpn so you could play dollhouse in this thread because you have never and will never have a meaningful interaction with another human being due to your general unlikeability and ugliness let alone your boring and repetitive "interests"
le sex...
It's legal to have sex with 17 year olds in this United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
non conscious cucknadian on his bihourly meltdown
>>202025637Wrote that cunts name in Death Note
>>202025659practically in their grave by that point
>>202025697Lucky
Moreover, Killing Eve's lead psychopath character, Villanelle, conforms to many of the stereotypical traits of fictional psychopaths: she is violent, manipulative, and explicitly queer, pursuing sexual desires and relationships that have long operated as signifiers of psychopathy in popular culture.queer = psychoconfirmed
>>202025681you two are obsessed with eah other
>>202025633i have absolutely no sex drive and thus no desire to shag womenyet i feel like im missing out on it
he did ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA
nah I'm in Kanazawa for real
>>202025637blimey here he comes!
>>202025753Post proof or fuck off 190
wazzaaaaaaaappppp
>>202025709>she was 17 and 1 day 1 hour and 1 minute
me? i travel 12 hours around the world to shitpost on britjust one of those things
>>202025753Yeah? Maybe you should take a picture of some yen on your bedroom floor you mentally I'll freak
>>202025743do you still feel like non sexual attraction to nice women
i was abroad last week and i didnt think about post here once. didnt even think about it. people who on holiday and post here are fucking weird
Every foreign flag is spainnonce until proven otherwise with a timestamp
>>202025554No, literally online things but similar themes...
The gay jewish mafia are out to get me.
>>202025858no frogs
katy walking with the cronem to the traphouse..
>>202025637mental how badly he mindraped you
spainfreak brinigng out all the VPNs this arvo
>>202025856"on holiday and post here"ockham's razor for a secondthey are not on holidaynot to mention the types most likely to post here on holiday are the type also least likely to go on holiday (as they never leave the house)again the most obvious explanation is vpn
>>202025862pathetic. just shag a Colombian slag
Genuinely though why are British men like this Can't have a sincere conversation everything has to be banter and irony
>>202025829what like platonic? yeah, but that goes for anyone not just women
Kanazawa castle today you schizoid animals
baton swinging in his trackies
>>202025938If you want someone to talk to pay for a therapist. Everyone has problems I dont want to hear about yours
>>202025879oi!
>>202025938you don't go for a fun night out to hear a whingey cunt be an annoying whingey cuntif they're gonna sour the mood they can fuck off back to mummy
>>202025935It was lockdown
>>202025957ruined those mentally ill freaks
the cronem chiefing that loud in the traphouse waiting for katy
I've been struggling loads lately
really struggling today lads
Working on getting 90s pop siren Sonique to make a few posts in /brit/ Meanwhile /deutsch/ has David Hasselhoff posting every day Maybe the rest of you could get off your arse and get celebs in here
>>202025902And yet you're the one that copies my posts now
>>202025957what kind of fucking freak takes a picture in portrait
>>202025957Timestamp you fucking retard is this your first day on 4chan
>>202025938Are you a woman?
>>202025989your point? oh you were too cowardly to leave the house. sat around waiting for a vaccine. i shagged loads of strange during lockdown
Me on the right
matesmadrimental health
been struggling loads lately lads
>>202025948i mean can you fancy a woman without wanting to bother stuffing your penis in her vagina, does it work that way?
mental that someone being on holiday gets the autistic incels all riled upbecause they know that they will rot in their smelly bedrooms and cannot fathom other /brit/ posters being in another part of the world lol
>>202026032Me
>>202026032for IG stories
>>202026017>>202026018>>202026062what you been struggling with?
>>202026062
>>202026017BAHAHAHAHAHA get another round in you big gimp
watch out rorke!
just seen schoolgirl tights
>>202025413tattoos as well
>>202026064dunno i've never been in love before
>>202026108mmhmm
Man on holiday has to post during it on /brit/ (their social media platform) to feel any sense of worth Eternally mindraped
>>202026088He's been tasked to finish simple maths sums and he can't it. He's the biggest retard in Year 2
>cuckspam startsLike clockwork You can tell he's low IQ and autistic because everything must happen in the same way or it's meltdown time
>>202026049Yes
what kind of nonce freak goes on holiday to japan
>>202024612>diarrhea editionFinally an edition dedicated to british cuisine
been struggling with loads recently lads
>>202024612me on the left
>>202026072This is spaino on his phone bigging up his own posts btw
struggling with being evil and ugly lads
>at the pub>getting drunk and bantering>the weird gimp at the corner of the table is being really quiet>suddenly he just blurts out "i've been struggling loads lately lads"i'd burst out laughing too
the so-called kraut "humour"
Mental how badly I mindraped him
love that there's a little worm here that hates frog posting
>>202026154howling at how retarded you are
any marfa pics?
>>202025980Proper scumbag you if your mate comes looking for someone to talk to and you tell him to go pay a stranger instead
>>202026171I'd throw him out the pub if I were the landlord
>>202026142zinc/magnesium/b6 stack lad, get it down you
screaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuto_rqaZ8s
>>202026186Lol gotcha spaintwat. Still waiting on that timestamp lol
>>202026141you do realise that your national dish is a big brown log, right?
>>202026154Genuinely was my first thought kek
baton pressing against katy's clapper in the london underground her lil husband won't know....
>>202026062BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA smithy you melt fuck off and get another madri in ya
very sociopathic edition of /brit/all toilmongs of courseyou have to be sociopathic to succeed in toil
nobody wants to hear a man weep. need someone to talk about your struggles with? get a dog.
The teachers in my school when I was a child allowed soccer and such games but stopped anyone that was doing wrestling or play fighting. The sissification of society. They're always biased towards the gay sports.
>>202026170yea, same
>>202026141
>>202026139my 3rd time here actually
>>202026088loads
>>202026221Thoughts?
get back on your japan flag and continue the larp adam
>>202026219Looking forward to seeing his smelly childhood bedroom floor again. Maybe with some yen and Japanese tourist brochures scattered about
take drugs? dont mind if i do
>>202026289that's pretty funny that
>>202026195rorkes da
wanking a cock with my arse
>>202026281did you watch a lot of anime growing up?
fresh clapmeats walking outside.... up for grabs.......
been smuggling loads lately lads
>>202026296
>>202026318thx for support
TiredBit sad but not too sad
id love to punch the german autist on the nose
splazzing my cockmaballs into my piddly widdly cum pooey niggeryfart pooeyhole
>>202026195me when someone replied to me
right well ive just pooed up my own arse haven't i
Time will say nothing but I told you so,Time only knows the price we have to pay;If I could tell you I would let you know.If we should weep when clowns put on their show,If we should stumble when musicians play,Time will say nothing but I told you so.There are no fortunes to be told, although,Because I love you more than I can say,If I could tell you I would let you know.The winds must come from somewhere when they blow,There must be reasons why the leaves decay;Time will say nothing but I told you so.Perhaps the roses really want to grow,The vision seriously intends to stay;If I could tell you I would let you know.Suppose all the lions get up and go,And all the brooks and soldiers run away;Will Time say nothing but I told you so?If I could tell you I would let you know.
>>202026394How about you give me a fucking rimming *shoves your head into my arse hole* Yeah get that tongue right up there and clean my intestines CUNT!
>>202026296Squealing
Can't imagine how furious he gets when he realizes more posters like me than him
>>202026296*Smeggy childhood bedroom
only think that goes up my arse is my own poo end of
g'day sheilafancy a blow on my didgeridoo
The art of losing isn’t hard to master;so many things seem filled with the intentto be lost that their loss is no disaster.Lose something every day. Accept the flusterof lost door keys, the hour badly spent.The art of losing isn’t hard to master.Then practice losing farther, losing faster:places, and names, and where it was you meantto travel. None of these will bring disaster.I lost my mother’s watch. And look! my last, ornext-to-last, of three loved houses went.The art of losing isn’t hard to master.I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.I miss them, but it wasn’t a disaster.—Even losing you (the joking voice, a gestureI love) I shan’t have lied. It’s evidentthe art of losing’s not too hard to masterthough it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.
>>202026329not that big into anime reallybeen to Italy more than Japan actually
>>202026394>>202026435was just saying this down the slug and lettuce last night
need to go for a nice long walk
>>202026435ELISABETH SOMETHING!! I FORGOT HER NAME! BISHOP? ONE OF MY FAV ENGLISH-LANGUAGE POEMS
if Spaino wants to prove where he is, why doesn't he post a picture outside his window?
In October 2015, I had a wank behind a chest of drawers in the New building at Magdalen College, Oxford
>>202026442are you the sue one
Back on my self-improvement grind
>>202026442Eat a lot of take away pasta?
>>202026465because it would be a picture from his smelly childhood bedroom
>>202026281one more time and you will have yellow skin and slanty eyes
>>202026475im trying to go the whole day without boozing me
>>202026474not much of a weeb in generaldon't like Asian women at all too
The lyricspammer got fucking done omdz.
goons killers thugs scammers trapperson katy's mind
>>202026483pasta? take away?? are you having a giraffe
>>202026460well recognised desu elizabeth bishop yes
>>202026499*smeggy childhood bedroomWe say smeggy here just a heads up
>>202026465Hmm yes curious indeed considering it takes literally 20 seconds. He will continue the charade for about an hour now before he gets bored and drops the VPN
>>202026442did you go to japan for the women?
>>202026522
>>202026528stfu nappynonce no one cares
>>202026545Smelly cunt he is
>>202026483that's diego not spainnonce x
>>202026528no we don't you autist
>>202026465>why doesn't spainchad just dox himself to prove something to a thread full of virgins Hmmm I wonder
>>202026552I'm not interested in Asian women
>>202026552>>202026509>>202026442This is spainfag replying to himself btw note the identical posting style he hasn't even bothered to change
I was a pioneer of the smelly childhood bedroom gimmick
>>202026576yeah lad everyone knows everywhere in nippon haha
>>202026576>dox himself >on vacation Youre so fucking stupid lmao I bet you got bullied by the other retards in the special needs classes
>>202026576stfu adam you swine
>>202026576fuck off spaedo you nonce cunt
might post my exact coordinates
>>202026576alright settle down Spaino dry those eyes
>>202026475had a bad weekend and i need some motivationhow do you improve your grindset?
evening lads I've just gone on holiday to Chile how mental is that aha
>>202026595ohhh i seemore power to you honestly i havent got a problem with that
dont wana do work ladsdone no work todaydont want to start nowfuck
>>202026576>>202026595You've been rumbled you cunt. The classic spaino 1-2 phone post to make it look more legit
mental how when sacked tranny shows up Spainonce appears shortly after and vice versa. and of course when you bring it up they both post within seconds of each other.funny that.
Fucking roaring at how badly SN has mindraped you mongs
>>202026630sucked any good cactoids?
>>202026651Mental illness isnt funny at all
my current location52.39114083326414, -2.086923881424954
>>202026662The only think SN mindrapes is his mindnan
Can't post a picture from my hotel because you might find out it's location
>>202026567Yes we do.
black goons
Morning team. Not long got up. Mood's a bit better today. Got some energy and motivation.
>>202026689He's literally not even in the thread and has everybody talking about him. Complete mental domination.
>>202026271can't because I can't afford my own place despite working hard and earning a decent salary. such is the state of Britain
>>202026689
my current location54.66312347696858, -3.3648063213554638
>>202026679Why is there a Shell, Londis and SPAR at the same location
Giggling like a schoolgirl at all the (you)'s I just netted from people thinking I'm spaino
>Mental illness
used to starve myself to punish and hurt myself because I hated myself so much ha ha what am I like x
Lol what are we going to do fly to Japan and knock on your door? Fucking retard shitty LARP
i'm here lads: 50.7547, -2.2279
>>202026725Cockermouth? She's my sister!
Picture outside my hotel window
>>202026746It's one of the best ways to farm (You)s. Schizos just can't help themselves.Occasionally I LARP as Toby but that doesn't bring the same quantity of (You)s.
i'm right here lads59.09846583935661, -3.2741497760084965
>>202026774Do you not know what a timestamp is you tard? Ffs you're so fucking dense its unbelievable
>>202026774that's clearly cheadle you nutjob
>>202026759>find name of hotel>make a guesstimate as to what floor its on>phone the hotel and claim there's a *insert bad thing here*easy
51.510266, -0.142340
>>202026777i get a lot of yous from people who think im toby when im not even pretending to be him
>>202026832That's...concerning.
>>202026774when did seattle move to japan?
Tragic how there is literally no way for someone to prove he's in a hotel room without risking his life
I'm currently herenot going to tell you what I'm up to though51.843800200678714, 0.9447900935806246
christmas will be here so quickfeels like time speeds up exponentially as you get older
>>202026853tragic how you go on a meltdown whenever someone claims to be in another country
>>202026811Stfu spaintwat
1 lb of cocaine should be the death penalty
>>202026871you are profoundly mentally ill
>>202026869Seek help
clogwog moved here permanently 50.59052094543873, -4.602778134371763
spainnonce is lucky the non conscious cucknadian is here otherwise he would be the most mentally ill brit poster
>>202026895>>202026895
>>202026883Gotcha ;) you're seething
>>202026888you should yeah
