gordon ramsey edition
Its a, its a, its a, its a sin
>>202028695looking good mate. where are you off to?
The BEST African DAS RITE!
rorkes dad brutally molesting him LOL
Well shit
Gayporn Ramslads
>3 day ban for racismPussy ass jannies
So good he got submitted three timesTHAT'S RITE!
>>202028894smuggie
https://dinosaurpictures.org/randomI got Medusaceratops, which was a herbivore. It lived in the Cretaceous period. Its fossils have been found in places such as Montana.
>>202028892This isn't fair, that white bloke is clearly stronger and better at punching
>>202028861
>you arrive in Miami
>>202028848Off homeDone my toil and now to make the most of the evening
Might apply for a runt warehouse job.
Just absolutely bombed an interview, lads
done 10 drawings in the psat 3 monthswhats the point of having a hobby if you dont do it haha
>>202028873probably have dozens of those under my belt, got one right now in fact (i'm simply ban evading, you see x)
https://x.com/unJuxxxx/status/1833117141555380369Dommy Wobinson (who's new after shave you should definitely try) is organising a new rally
Look at her
>>202028930MHHHHHM saggy cottage cheese baboon ASS!!*eyes buldge*
>>202028930Kinda grim desu.
Spainnonce having another meltieAssuming one of you lot btfo'ed him a few hours ago?
>>202028962Would love to quaff her pish
>>202028916Got yournanosaurus
>>202028977GET OOT GET OOT
>>202028977Lol
>>202028916Campylognathoides was a pterosaur, a type of flying reptile. It was not a dinosaur, though it lived during the same period. Found in Europe.
>>202028936>>202028938I've got a warehouse job interview in 3 hours, don't even want the job really
>>202028801State of this
>>202028863All that fast food you're consuming will do that to you
chillin like a villain
1600 are about to lose their jobs in my town when the mitsubishi factory closes. luckily neither me or my immediate family are affected so it'll only be us having a good Christmas lmao
>>202028863>our test (that you paid for) has come back with the results (that you were hoping for) and we can now legally offer you a range of (paid) options to get your testosterone back "inside the normal range" where you want it (i.e above 1000ng/dL, the same as a silverback gorilla or bodybuilder)
>>202029025I'd scran itBut I'd need two to fill me upAnd some mushy peas
>>202029032fucking state of those creps seriously
DAS RIT-
>>202029032what shoes are they
>>202029025wow, what a shame
>>202029004Interesting, love Asian dinos.>>202029022i guess the colour is speculation but it looks cool.
>>202029032Nice shoes
>>202029032alright slenderman
>>202029063This can't be real, they'd have to be shagging two lads a week
someone in toil called another toiler a hairy twat and got reported to hrbergwonder what they'll do to him
>>202029069Wog trainers no sane white man would wear
Thoughts on Unite and Unite students?
and these corporations all get together and hatch a plan to release a virus?
>>202028863mogged by high T gaelic men
>>202029108no thoughtsshould i care?
>>202029097Are they hairy?
>>202029025its not even a flank of fish but little off cuts fsscots really are the jews of the anglo saxon world
>>202029067How long ago was this... actually i don't wanna know.
>The Princess of Wales said she has finished chemotherapy and is “looking forward to being back at work and undertaking a few more public engagements in the coming months” but added her focus is on “doing what I can to stay cancer free” Going to 1 media event every 18 months causes cancer
so there's this monkey right
>>202029128>high t>t is quite clearly at the lower end of the normal range
>>202029097bash his bollocks with a mallet
>>202029144that's not Kate
>>202029069Air max 1 >>202029064Can’t please everyone>>202029082Thanks mate
>>202029134not particularlywould have called him a nonce if i was picking any insult desu
shooting my white bbc off with a mortar cannon
>>202029128This was mine early last year, I should get my bollock problem sorted to improve it.
Train is dead lateHate it
Having a hard time breathing. Despair weighs on my chest so heavily
I sneed a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I sneed
so basically, they said, let's do some business with the bananas
>>202029208just walk instead. oh what's that? it's too far? oh well too far looks like you need to suck it up and wait.
>>202029064>>202029069>>202029082Didn't know we had that many blacks in /brit/
>>202029221probably just your man tits tbf
>>202028962i saw that in erson
Why is the janny allowing him to constantly spam this? Take action now or there will be consequences.
>>202029204rorke wants to kill this with the lads
Spainnonce rocking back and fourth in his chair tittering like a school girl as he dedicates yet another day of his rapidly expending life into being an annoying twat on an anonymous anime forum
>>202029210>>202029223>>202029249FOSYEG
Why am I not surprised that the smeggy virgins that inhabit this thread have t levels equivalent to that of a 10 year old
>>202029202do it lad those results were 2 years ago and made me want to increase it and I started exercising, eating and sleeping properly and cut down on boozing and I'm sure it's gone up but haven't tested since. should get a new test to see if it actually changed anything
>>202029262I'm fucking sick of the BBC stuff on /int/, they should filter the word and ban people for it. According to jannies it doesn't even count as extremely low quality posting.
>>202029262U won’t do shit
>>202029246It's arrived :)
>>202029268yeah well rorkes a fucking freak mate (except for when i agree with him which is a fair amount of the time)
bins go out tonight
>>202029295I do all those already, I just have varicocele which reduces your T but needs surgery. I'm probably fucking sterile desu
Overall winner at Brotton Leek Show with the best leek and best pair of leeks, Derek Ditchburn, the fourth annual show was held in the village Working Men's club (1981)
i chinned rorke
New fella just moved into student accomodation. Now its a poo and a chink - both blokes too. Grim times ahead.
>>202029301Proper raging little incel can tell you’ve never been down the pub with the lads
Weird how we get called and call each other terrible things on here and find it hilarious, but normies break down and kill themselves if someone is mean to them online.
>>202029262He is the janitor
Haircut booked for Thursday lads get in
Doing some laundry and cleaned the bedroom a tad
>>202029408Because best mates with them and then they can come to your wedding
>>202029408lived with a chink who never left his room at uniknew he had a cheeky hotplate in there so was always afraid of him grenfelling the flat
>>202029408Be prepared for the Indian to be screaming to his family on the phone in the early hours of the morning.
>>202029440lived in fear, did you?
Lets score some fak
Curious to know janbergs thoughts on the word nigger
>>202029423post feet
>>202029451Oh my fucking God why do they do that? Lived above a flat full of poos during my first year and they would just be screaming down their phone at 2 in the pissing morning as I was trying to sleep. Did my fucking head in.
>>202029408alri spaino. looking forward to seeing where this character goes but might be a bit too much like a sitcom
>>202029323evil little runt so you are.
>>202029408would it have been any better if they were femoids?
>>202029489timezone difference + loud culture + they're all mummies boys
>Oasis tickets secured See you faggots in London
Wanked off to little Asian men dressing up as women and sticking things up their arse on twitter again.Need to sort myself out really.
>>202029520Women are messy I wouldn't want to live with a pack of them
>>202029440And you of course never actually said anything to him because you were a terminally-online coward even at the time. He would have knocked you out clean.
might do a 'cide
*surreptitiously googles varicoceles*
browsing /brit/ during my weekly 121 with managerberg
I am pursuing litigation against my former primary and secondary schools and their administrators for orchestrating a campaign to ensure that I was never seated next to a girl during my entire time at school, thus never learning to be normal around women. This has persisted into my adult life causing me serious personal difficulties and causing me to remain a virgin.Other pupils were often sat next to girls and, as a result, learned to act natural around them and to treat them as any other. However I can only conclude that the school teachers and administrators conspired against me to make sure this was never the case with me.
shan't be googling that latin term
>>202029593weekly what a pisstake havent spoken to mine in over a month
what's that disease that makes people look like sharks?
>>202029517Bit harshA runt I may be but I don't think I'm evil at all
what trainers is suitable for a 35 year old man
what are the White Man's trainers
british people were smashing rocks together and drooling until the Romans arrived and civilized them
>>202029625jealous. they're meant to be 30 mins but every week they're closer to 90. sick of it.
>>202029646Kswiss are peng imo.
smashing rocks together and drooling
>>202029646New Balances. Or wear actual shoes considering you’re a fully grown adult man and have been for over 15 years.
>>202029646>>202029652White men don't wear trainersAt a push New Balance
>>202029671how many trainers have you got
>>202029646rick owens dunks
>>202029698White Men go to the Gym
>>202029711An even number, I'll wager.
>>202029690>Or wear actual shoes considering you’re a fully grown adult man and have been for over 15 years.kek this is what i was looking for. love being negged. im wanking to it right now because im a cuckold
>>202029646new balance are the white man's shoe or some clean white trainers like common projects or the cheaper styles (leather only no PU shite). but really you should get some boots or proper shoes you manchild
>>202029640 I know what you're talking about, it's a rare form of diabetes. think it's called Jaws Syndrome or maybe Sharkitis
>>202029652All of them. Nike adidas puma. They were all founded by a whitey
>>202029690This and Clean shaven.Always.
Reckon the private security industry will be very lucrative as my nation turns in to Brazil.
>1.jpgoh very good the /pol/freaks opened up one of his special folders to share with us
>>202029711Like 4 pairs but their virginal. Skechers and brooks
>>202029663because ancient britons were black? racist
>>202029775done him
>>202029646Whatever you like
>>202029301Honestly i think they just let it slide as a way of containing these shitposters to /int/ which they care less about than other boards.
>>202029780this was in reference to the welsh
>>202029715You're only a Jew if your mother was a Jew, so if a Jewish lad grows up and marries a Christian woman he won't have Jewish children.
partial to new balance creps myselfthey're comfy and easy to wear
>>202029663I went to the Great Orme copper mines last month so thats a load of horse shit.
having a bit of marijuana
Do you trust your dog not to kill a child if it had the opportunity?
>>202029803Surely to shitposters can fuck off to /bant/, which I've never been to but imagine it's like this place with even more shitposting.
>>202029846more like coper mines because you were coping
>>202029824Nice glasses you nonce. Bet you use them to look at kids.
erm... sexhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1725891254442801.jpg
Medusaceratops
>>202029776why are you buying virginal ones dont you think of yourself as a fly nigga who deserves the freshest creps?
>>202029897if I looked at this 20 minutes ago I would have been sacked
thoughts on euthanasia pods in the NHS
>>202029860I think shitposters are way more likely to go to the non-shitposting board because they get more attention due to more shock value and riling up more people.
Only ever liked skate shoes, I think normal trainers often look shit, especially when there was that giant hideous sole phase.
>>202029857loser
>>202029897thats a pair of bollocks
>>202029931reckon you could wrangle that into a write-up instead of a full blown sackingbut yeah you would be considered weird throughout the office thereafter
*tops up the leccy at the grocery store**inserts coin into council estate television machine*
Okay for real this time I have started day 1 of no fap
>>202030010>grocery storeFOY
>>202030010>*tops up the leccy at the grocery store*kek i do this but foy and i do it at the corner shop
>>202029948It'll go that way eventually but it's probably still many years away.Silly that pets get more human end of life care than humans, hence why I say it will eventually go the way of the pods.
>>202029959skate shoes look silly if you're not like tony hawk
girl I was flirting with yesterday randomly sent me her tits and pussy at the end of the day, and desu I really didn't care. feels like I just enjoy the chase more than getting anything. probably why im volcel. anyone know this feel? even today, the day after, I feel kind of disgusted with myself and wish I could have a long term relationship with someone who actually cares for me and I respect enough. I just lose it all when a girl gives themselves up for me because I know that they've done it before 100s of times.
>>202030025I just wank maybe twice a week and it works for me. If I wank every day my libido goes down and it becomes a habit, if I don't wank at all it feels pointless.
>>202030069get that dirty midden pumped lad get her pumped I said pumped
>>202030049*end your life care
Won't someone please give Sir Queef Mossball some slack? The Tories have spent 14 years fucking this place up
>>202030069do you know her irl? get her shagged damnit
>>202030086every man is an island
>>202029408One of the lesser mentioned consequences of selling an "education" to every jf under the sun is local students get put in accommodation like this and instead of the classic uni experience they have random insular foreigners who won't even look them in the eye much less attempt a conversation
>>202030069I kind of know how you feel, you just want acknowledgement and ego boost that you can pull. Might as well shag her now though.
>>202029775Bang on lol
>>202030086I imagine one sad anon sitting at a table of laughing bradleys
>>202030139Most of this is probably from Orthodox Jews who pump out babies left right and centre.
>>202030111Was that the joke yeah? Suggesting that I end my own life after I replied to you in earnest?honking patter
I’ve been struggling loads lately
>>202030069who is this girl how u meet her what did u do
>>202030069kek this isn't mei don't see the point in flirting with a girl if you've no intention to shag heri just stare creepily at pretty girls at bars until they get up and move elsewhere out of my eyeshot
>>202030150Did he print them out, laminate them, and prop them up on chairs?
>>202029489>>202029522They literally have no conception of respecting peace and quietI was once, for my sins, in a hostel full of pakis and they'd just start playing nadsheeds at like 3am
>new balancedadberg calls these my gay shoes anytime i wear mine
Feel like IDF the way the kid blew up (yea) Pouring up that purple drank in my cup (yea)
do you ever look at a man and instantly think "his lips have touched a cock before"
Real ad for a flat in Toronto kek
>>202030241Only when I look in the mirror
>>202030246I'm afraid of them coming here. They are everywhere
>>202030241when i see your profile photo, yeah
>>202030198he isn't a snivelling little runt so you've got no chance deegs
>>202030246gooooood morning sir
>>202030278
>>202030246Seen the odd dodgy one on spareroom here like 50 year bloke looking for women only to rent a room. Saw a woman looking for men only once before too.
>>202030267Cheers mate I'm starving! Keep the change
>>202030213>i just stare creepily at pretty girls at bars until they get up and move elsewhere out of my eyeshothowling this is methen get drunk enough to hit on them and get firmly rejected lol
>>202030221>gay shoesblue ones, aren't they?
>>202030246If it's real you'll have no problem linking it or an archive of it
Toil tomorrow tooThen two days WFH but I need to prep the mid month pay run so I will actually have to work which is a great shame
>>202030268>Saar Paolo
my twink feet fucking stink
get it on
get it made
>>202030353had a cheeky foot infection that made mine stinkended up using some disinfectant stuff that people said was good for animals on them and cleared it right up
get fucked
get carter
>>202030278>>202030267>>202030227>>202030216>>202030347>>202030326What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to move to Spain and have a wife?
Worried my local Chinese is going to clock on to the fact I only tip when it’s the Chinese fella that delivers it and not the little brown fella they employ
>>202030400chance would be a fine thing!
>>202030347would love to donate "my" (jamal's) sperm to a sperm bank and cause some unsuspecting woman to birth a halfcast abomination instead
>>20>>202027757>calling out bad history and propaganda makes me commiemongYIKES
>>202030353aha that's so gross post pics????? lol x
>>202030327
*prances gayly into the thread* alri lads?
>working class gets cancer>dies>royal gets cancer>recovers
pretty sad how Adele got divorced
janny are you serious?
smartschoolboy9
>>202030459it ain't over until Adele sings
>>202030184even secular jews have higher than 2 kids per couple birth rates
that's a lot of deleted posts
thoughts on tights?
>>202030536Love em
>>202030408>(Dead)>(Dead)>(Dead)
Bought my power bank but I've yet needed to use it at allBut then I suppose that's the point isn't itYou won't use it until you really need it and then when you need it you'll be dead happy you have it
dunno why janny had to delete my bbc posts, they contribute tremendously to this general's culture
>>202030458The best US hospital care for british tax pounds you can get
>>202030256luv my uncle on the left x
>>202030552The tranny Janny only keeps up tranny posts
rachel thieves
>>202030278>>202030267>>202030227>>202030216>>202030347>>202030326
cado on the mail>How Nikocado Avocado fooled the internet and kept his staggering 250lb weight loss secret from his 8m followers - as YouTuber tells trolls 'the jokes on you'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13829685/Nikocado-Avocado-weight-loss-fooled-internet.html
>>202030408>all deletedWhat the frig went on here then
Bottom line is: if smokers and vapers lose this socialising option, and even if it means some venues have to close, it still doesn't make it not the right thing to do.It's called progress. This is how we progress society. We take decisive action to stop obvious health hazards. We didn't have seatbelts for decades. Loads of people moaned they were uncomfortable, it didn't "feel" right, it was too restrictive etc but now we recognise the lives they save, and no one questions it anymore.You can't stand in the way of what's right just because it doesn't personally work for you. We'd get nowhere if we kowtowed to that sort of attitude
19 deleted posts. imagine how demented you have to be to make 19 race-related posts in the span of like 20 minutes. there's probably even more than that, because I have so many race-related words filtered.
>>202030582'cado on the log
Nearly homeThen I can eat and have a nice evening
>>202030583The bidaily Spainmelty, so just the usual.>>202030601Just his usual day on this thread
>>202030547Yh like a dead beat uncle
Heathermong btfo
Is your arsehole very brown or more just flesh colour?
Love spogs me
>>202030682have not got a clue what it looks like if im honest
>>202030682VERY dark and hairy
>>202030682Grey/brown
>>202030682Seduce me and find out for yourself
>>202030682couldn't recognise my arse in a police lineup if my life depended on it
Right Wing Fart Machines
catberg in lap + purring
>>202030682ask your mum?
>>202030745You gonna stroke them or what ?
>>202030772imagine having to read this post out loud to your grandparents.
Got a 3 inch radius around my arsehole where it’s bald but after that there’s hair everywhere. Looks ridiculous.
>>202030682never checked and I stop shaving it ages ago
>>202030745corr bit jel x
>>202030547Take it into work and charge it up there. I charge my 20,000mAh powerbank up on the work PC then take it home then when the laptop needs charged at home I use the powerbank. My work owes me those electrons. also I steal toilet roll from work
>>202030745
Too many people going to the /brit/ meet on Saturday to be worth bothering with Have fun though lads
my arshole is at least 3x it's original radius after Tyrone's had his way with it
>>202030835catberg.. easy on the mice
>I steal toilet roll from workAh yes the proverbial trailblazer
>>202030745eshuta?
>>202030835that's a big one
>>202030840I was gonna fly out but then I learned it was taking place in an art gallery. not on, can't stand art me
>>202030840I can't wait!!
otterberg on a so called mad one
>>202030835big lad
>>202030862kill yaself
>>202030814At the start of each year I’d steal a couple of those big industrial rolls from the university library toilets and not have to buy toilet roll for the whole year. Felt like it was fair considering the outrageous tuition
>>202030840Diego's goin'
>>202030888thats quite a little onesucking eggs is he?
>>202030835fucking blimp of a thing
Diego wearing a very tall hat
>>202030835based fat bastard
>peeks at one certain stock
>>202030814I like this idea
What's all this shit about a meet? I hope 4chan legend Poleaboo is going.
>>202030946yodle
>>202030790who cares
Diego sticking a finger up his arse and then giving it a suck to check the taste so he can tell if he’s still a virgin.
>>202030909Wait is that you
Can't wait to meet mousey at the meetup
Get the new made
what time we getting to the monty pyke on saturday?
Why is he being so specific about his powerbank being 20k mAh like that's some incredible number lmfao probably bought it in Aldi as his main purchase of the year!
>>202030772>>202030986The lack of self awareness and just complete denial of reality when youre such a sad little creature like Spainpaedo.
Might move to Russia
>>202030525corrrrrrrr
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmDJ8ChMMaw
>>202031045>might downgrade my standard of living
>>202031041nah everyone knows amazon is the place to go for powerbanksmade by some chinese company whose name you've never heard before (or since) with 30,000 5-star reviews, many of them for completely unrelated products
>>202030853>>202030864>>202030892>>202030943>>202030951
>>202031039depends when we're finished at vault139
>>202029417doesn't the game end in 2 years?
>>202031005Prefer not to say
>>202030990what the actual fuck cunt
Doing a shite
getit made
>>2020311701963
>>202031275>>202031275>>202031275
>>202031288Left your caps lock on mate
>>202029256Never been to Erson before. What's it like?
