deenz edish
First
*strides confidently into the new wearing an enormous hat*
>>202031284gonna conquer italy next?
I know you lot hate him but even you have to admit Ed Sheeran is the most talented songwriter to ever live
spreading the arse cheeks for tyrone
waiting for it to get dark so i can go for an incelwalkalways sorely miss my dark incelwalks during the summer, its always just too bloody bright
5G got me fucked up
Need to scran Emma Watson’s poo.
>>202031362I'm playing as Italy, I left the Axis along with my puppets (Spain, Croatia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Greece, Iran, England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Portugal).
brutally raping a packet of bbq shapes
Thought you guys might like this compilation of it being really windy I found on some Chinese guys Twitterhttps://x.com/jzhen72937/status/1832718166797234512Got funky background music and sound effects and everything
got a jon interview tomorrow, ladswish me luck
still reckon lucy did it tbqh
>>202031387alri emmayank
>>202031365better than that fat ginger scottish cunt I'll give him that
>>202031275dont understand buying sardines like that to be honest cant you get fresh fish for a similar price per gram
>Need to scran Emma Watson’s poo.>brutally raping a packet of bbq shapes
>just got home from toil>quick scran then gym>get back shower then pretty much time for bedwhat's the point
remember this?
>>202031431Cheers mate I'm enjoying this
>>202031365He is extremely talented. His brand new compilation, now available on streaming, vinyl and CD is just wall-to-wall hits. He's very attractive too!
>>202031461Convenient, last longer, and no need to deal with bonesYeah, tinned sardines are a win, sorry diego
walked past a group of brats ToT
>>202031479
i have never once set foot in a gym
pet mouseberg futilely trying to escape my grasp knowing full well he's about to be put up my bum
Yep. We like Ed Sheeran in these parts
>>202031479I like the part where she tf-ed into an angry mushroom rotating it's cap then shat her pants with a massive dump.
any /starve themselves because they hate themselves/ man in?
just had a look at /bant/ and it's fucking awful
>>202031512diego?i love sardines i just buy the dirt cheap ones cause im a right scrounger
>ed sheeran is very attractivehe's a literal 3/10 propelled to attractiveness because he's famous and plays the guitar and sings about feelings
>>202031593For me it's punching the wall and strangling myself
anyone else incapable of holding down a job for more than a month?
>>202031593alri uglyandevillad x
>>202031461Nice occasional treat
>images.jpg
Mad how Charlie Veitch is all about free speech until someone insults Israel or calls him a nonce then he demands they be locked up and prosecuted
>>202031665Irish Diaspora post
>>202031628>punching the wall cliche>strangling myselfnow this is based>>202031654no idea who that is
>>202031648my dad was a bit like that. always fell out with his boss and then quithe's dead now
>>202031628Why do it alone? ;) x x
>>202031416oooh so you're gonna break truce and go for war with the nazis?
Sardina pilchardus
Why are you benders going on about Ed Sheeran's looks?
LOLOL
i've been struggling loads lately
>BMWF Anglo Future.jpg
>>202031726Would shag the first girl
>>202031648Thinking of just quitting mine. Been at it for over 7 years.
>>202031684same as most rightoids tbfwaffle on about free speech yet want to silence othersno different from the people they rail against
>>202031763ktimdon't think I could get anything lined up though
>>202031752bradley poster would have loved this post
>>202031760for me it's 5'3 and an attitude
Boring man with nothing to say spams relentlessly about his incel video game, which apparently is so good he spends 99% of his waking life posting here about it instead of actually playing it..
>>202031726can hear this webm
some of you niggas just need to be euthanised
>>202031684>until someone insults Israel or calls him a nonce then he demands they be locked up and prosecutedDoes he
>>202031648why can't you hold jobs?
Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
>>202031479I hate the Antichrist.
>>202031805yeah true not me though right
>>202031799That bloke depresses me He looks short as well Nothing going for him
>Man, 29, dies after Great North Run
>>202031862Was just saying this down the pub
>>202031862BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
enjoying phil spector's oeuvre
got 23 (you)s after I got into work apparently
>>202031870we'll see
>>202031799>pic seethe rent free
>>202031854Steve Jobs is dead.
>>202031750>our family has NO VACANCY for a womanmentally ill faggots
BOWLED HIM
>>202031479kek this is my gay porn dance
Posts on 4chan before work Rushes home to post on 4chan after work and brag about how many replies he got This shit website is his entire life and sole witness to life
>>202031750the raped
>>202031947
jealousy gets you nowhere
>>202031930Go play your little power simulator, incel. Don't come back. If it's that good it shouldn't need me demanding you play it.
>>202032009seetherent free never will be happy
>>202032006Quite a good motivator actually
>>202031799lmfao
Anyone hear how that yank got on at the doctors?
Might do the Great North Run next year
>>202032062Dead :(
>>202031755you want bmwf because you fetishize black menI want bmwf because I fetishize mulatto women we are not the same
gleeking all over my cock
>>202032062diagnosis: obesity
>>202031997based
>>202032062seemed to leave it at 'theyll do more tests'
just shat on a carpenter
Where's mousey??
You ever slept with a fat girl out of desperation?I have, not worth, quite stinky
>>202032169>>202031963
>>202032160On the John Carpenter
>>202032207
>>202032229Second bird has peng chebs
>>202032169Where's moni more importantly
Discernibly autumnal out there Enjoying a cup of tea
>>202032207the thought honestly doesnt even cross my mind, must have a lower libido than a lot of lads
ive been really struggling lately
Slug.
APPLE EVENT ON IT'S GLOWTIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4
>>202032273It's a Dark Academia type of evening.
might rewatch all the austin powers filmswtf happened to myers anyway, was that guru film really that bad
glowietime
Anybody interested in a little frotting?
>>202032273Love autumn me
>>202032350no one wants to work with him anymore because he's a massive cunt
>>202032273yeah it's nice, might even try one of those pumpkin spice coffees I've heard so much about
>>202032379Cor yeah but only with another girl sorry boys x
>>202032379...yh
off to booths anyone want owt
>>202032350austin powers had hotter bond girls than james bond films
so bleeding sick of being tired all day then being wide awake at night
LOVE autumn
>>202031275I love sardines so fucking much it's unreal
>>202032273>autumnalStill 13 days away
>>202032350Why don't you go and ask him, you're not busy
going for a cheeky spot of balconing if you lads care to join
>>202032479same what the fuck is that all aboutslept nearly 2 hours for lunch at "toil" today
>>202032479Delayed sleep phase disorder
Ananas for tea x
need a bf
>>202032499it's meteorological autumn
gonna play Demon's Souls for the first timeI've played the Dark Souls trilogy, Bloodborne and Sekiro (platinumed them all)what should I expect
>>202032560How big's your cock?
>>202032566Hebrew nonsenseAutumn begins with the equinox
You don't eat tea, you northern chimp
>>202032591get a job
White people wont go extinct but you can’t put the genie back in the bottle The Britain of our parents and grandparents is never coming back The White British will be completely deanofied or chavs living out in pods rented to blackrock, a husk of a once mighty race. The rich white British (multi millionaires and above) will have married off into a pan Anglo or pan Western upper class that lords it over the disaffected, mongrel hordes.Society won’t fall to an Islamic caliphate or end with everyone who isn’t Bantu being eaten by a massive roaming horde, it will be Cyberpunk with a lot more brown people, who by this point have morphed into a new worker class with a horrific pseudo culture. The class divide will be insane. Nations won’t exist anymore, just geographic terms like Canada is becoming. The beginnings of this stuff are already here.
>>202032591The original or the remake?
>>202032610Bet you call dinner “lunch” don’t you. Like a proper little yank
>>202032591>what should I expectNo pussy
allergies going ABSOLUTELY Insane I hate it
>>202032647remake, can't find it anywhere for the PS3
>>202032667Haven't bothered looking though have you Just a fat boring cunt using 4chan as a social media platform is it?
>>202032667Mong
>>202032712rorke mate...this ain't it
>>202032712horrible cunt but he isn’t wrong
>>202032712what an absolute freak thank you modernity for letting these lesser beings survive and thrive
May is the best month. November is the worst.
are you excited for the iphone 16 /brit/?
>>202032712poo screaming
Southerners putting their hand up at lunchtime (dinner time to us normal people) and shouting “Lunchlady! Lunchlady! I need help opening my caviar and peeling my quail egg!”
>>202032786February is worse than November
>>202032778>but he isn’t wrong....
>>202032823Rape is a human concept like murderAnimals don’t have morality
Just did a hookup
>>202032864ok and what do you gain from pointing that outyou're just aiming to dehumanize the concept
state of rachel reeveswhy is she a member of the labour party? why is she the second most senior labour politician?
>>202032807tea is a drink not a mealdinner is the evening meallunch is the mid day one t.scotsman
>>202032904did he at least wear a condom?
>>202032912she's a simpleton like most politicians in this era
>>202032807No-one ever calls the late meal 'lunch' This is something you have fabricated in your gravy-swimming brain
>>202032910no im not where was i doing that?
Ahahaha lads have a look on this it's rorke
>>202032815The end of winter is in sight when it’s February. In November it’s just beginning.
smartschoolboy9
~~The Scotsman~~
RASPBERRY COKE IS FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>Joe Root admitted England did not play their best cricket against Sri Lanka, but "Coldplay can’t be number one every week".Thank fuck they aren't desu
>>202032712Surely this is enough to have him locked up for incitement of violence?
>>202032712looks like james woods
>>202032978
where are we all meeting up when we get to heaven, how will you know your fellow poster?
>>202032207shagged a chubby girl once or twice when I was a horny young ladnot worth it
who here wants to hear about how depressed and suicidal i am now that summer's over and it'll be 8 months of pitch black darkness
>>202032978LOL
This chinese ai is outta control lmfaaaao
>>202032958that is both your implication and the freak in the twitter screenshot you gain nothing else by comparing the two in this context if you wanted to be intellectually honest and just point it out you would also explain why that is the case but you don't
>>202032979In November it's at least the start of the grim weather so you're not sick of it yet and there's Christmas to look forward to. By February you're sick of the cold and just want warmth again, plus it's typically colder in Feb than in Nov
poortherner children be like "dinnerlady dinnerlady help me open my - oh wait im a poortherner i have no fucking food and im not in school either because my dad sent me to the coal mines at age 8"
>>202033065rape is a human concept but doesn’t make it right and he’s a wrong unwhat else do you want me to do? suck your cock?
Might became an kenyan diamond smuggler
DIDN'T CHECK MY EMAILS YESTERDAY AND MISSED THE OASIS 2 EXTRA DATES AT WEMBLEY BALLOT LOL
>>202033095Surely if they’re working they’d have money and therefore food. Doesn’t make sense
>>202032920We were both on PreP
>>202032498What's so great about them. Had canned sardines a few times before I like them just don't get why some love them so much
Dàfēng tiān tǐzhòng qīng de bùyào chūmén, xiǎoxīn bèi guā pǎole.
What is blud DOING???
>>202033095shite patter
if you think february's worse than november you're madfebruary is when the days finally start to get an acceptable length and spring starts to appear on the horizonnovember is just grim, grim, grimgod i fucking hate november. dark, windy, muggy, cloudy shithorrid month
>>202033161whats that
miserable cold northern grim shithole
>>202033071I get your logic but I’d rather have the light at the end of the tunnel that comes with February knowing spring’s around the corner. SAD hits me real hard in November.
>>202033149they spend it on ale and he's not old enough to drink (not 10 years old yet)
>>202033204Let's add brown people to the mix
going to be wanking over cartoon women until i die
last night a dj bummed my arse
>>202033105>gives bs no effort answer>brain immediately goes to sex right yeah just proving my point the reason there rape and murder isn't a thing in the animal kingdom is because they are much farther down on the food chain, the 'murder' of a deer is essential for the rest of the ecological chain to function properly rape isn't punished because the lower down you go the food chain the more creatures you find that operate on instinct only
>>202033192Pre-exposure prophylactis. Stops you getting HIV
shaved off my pubes yesterday and i keep forgetting and getting surprised by my bald william every time i go for a piss
>>202033271Must be a record
Dia dhuit buachaillí conas ata tu
>>202033189>february is when the days finally start to get an acceptable length and spring starts to appear on the horizonJust not true though is it. Don't start to see spring until late March going into April, at least we haven't for the past 2 years.
starting a youtube channel, will you lads subscribe? :3
>>202033183yeah and southerners eating caviar for lunch is hilarious mug
rorke pressing the bell repeatedly on the school bus until the driver has a meltdown
>me in novermber"it's over">me in february"it's over"
Vaped one of those pod vapes and think it's just launching the liquid straight into my throat.
>ahhhh no it’s dark and dreary outside ahhh>i’ve only experienced this every single year of my life so far someone help! get a grip
Cor this lad has given me bite marks on my nipple
poo
>>202033368ktim
>>202033345bell on the school bus? do brits really?
ROOOOOOOOOOOORKEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKEit's OVER FOR YOUUUUUUU!!!!ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKE
>>202033303tá tú na fear gorm
>>202033287thought prophylactic meant condom
>>202033340wasn’t me that said that pal other poster
>>202033382He could be a nigerian immigrant
>>202033275>rape isn't punished because the lower down you go the food chain the more creatures you find that operate on instinct onlywhat animals other than humans don't act on instinct only
>>202033436It's basically a daily pill you take to make sure you can't get HIV
>>202033330ok but only after you get a few subscribers so you cant identify me as one of the /brit/ lads
I'm trying a new dietary combination to take my fart game to another level. This one is a curry made from cabbage, hard boiled eggs and buckwheat. Can't wait to enjoy the results.
>>202033476Begin with your family.
spend everything you have right now on gay porn
if it was warm and sunny all year round you'd get used to it and not find it special.
>>202033446just wanked over this lol x
>>202033476uhhh any with some form of intelligence? mammals like dolphins, crows etc
>>202033502Why?
>>202033507one of humans survival imperatives is to be in the warm
>>202033511Put me off the mood, not that I had any to begin with.
>>202033502pretty sure a fart porn producer did this and damaged her organs
>>202033446Mental how Chinese AI is better
very relieved to hear this lads
>>202033492thanks and acceptable
>>202033502phwoarrrr got a lob on now
>>202033547i was referring to the weather you halfwit
>>202033585imagine giving a fuck hope they get disposed of romanov style
>>202032643>who by this point have morphed into a new worker class with a horrific pseudo culture. The class divide will be insane. Nations won’t exist anymoreSounds ripe for communism.
>>202033529what do they do that's not instinctive
>>202033616clearly you don't understand
Winter is gym time. Pick up a dumbell. Get on the squat rack. Get the endorphins running. The blood pumping. A discipline in place. A clue gained.
Just did a cum fart
>>202032729Did actuallyAnyway, why not play the remake?
>>202033627good post, thanks for sharing
>>202033670right back at you mate
>>202033664do you really want me to define basic terms for you? stupid thick cuntif you act instinctively you don't think or use intelligence
I poo on complete instinct.Mad that.
>>202033674love these
>>202033711heard this is pretty common in yank land
>>202033674
>>202033730Oh hey mihai
>>202033674You give up on the Japanese thing spaino?
>>202033673BAYASSED
Cody accidentally shooting his cock off after 4 bud lights and a particularly rowdy game of beer pong
>>202033711i just asked you a question, why are you so fucking rude? is your circumcision scar chafing against your fupa again?
>>202033192https://youtu.be/6GEOB9aplh0?si=CFu3tIiBXiON6Ps5
>>202033822squelching
>>202033775no idea mate im not the person to ask about these things
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on
Get the bubble butt trained.
>>202033765Not him
>>202033842Not HD? not watching
>>202033860The best post in this thread.
Monday evening? Here's what's going to set you right for the week. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
>>202033839i have every right to be rude to youyou think a pervert on twitter advocating rape is still somehow logically sound
commiemong thinking the assassination of the royals would be different than the assassination of the Romanovs (a disaster)
>>202033864Wish I had a bubble butt :(
>>202033873Oh yeah sure hehe ;)Didn't think the Japan LARP had any legs anyway desu. This gay character on holiday could be a winner though
Clean shaven.Always.
>>202033924im not that subhuman i just asked about animal instincts
watched 46 films this year so fartarget was 50
>>202033538Why does a man smoke a cigar or enjoy a fine wine?
>>202033842won't lie i'd get a bit fruity with that big manly tranny
Always feel lighter after a big fart but my big science brain tells me I probably weigh the exact same
tend to avoid girls who are able to shave, me.
>>202033987you'll never hit the target
>>202033968I'm not handsome enough to pull off clean shaven you prick
I look at WFXM couples with the exact same expression as I would a maggot-infested flesh wound
>>202033627seethe wog
>>202033925>assassination of the RomanovsThat was supremely based and funny
Rorke being molested
>>202033996agree desu
>>202033987And what valuable skills did you learn from that? Fuck all. Just sat on your arse watching shite. Waste of time.
got this guitar rift in my head dunno what it even is from
pissed me sen on the train didnt i because these stupid fuckign CUNTS wouldnt let me off
>>202033974alright fair enough i didnt knowthink this is why general threads like this one need IDs
me? easy. imwf.
>>202034059most normal well-adjusted rorke
>>202034048tim it's not my fault I have shitty genes ffs
Free to choose.Free to live.Live free or die.Dig it.
>>202034088How does it go, lad?
>>202034088lets hear it?
>>202034007Methane can be used as a lift gas if you don't have helium so you are probably heavier after
>>202033919why is moikal caine going to shoot me
>sat on your arsewhat else can you sit on?
how do you learn new skills or gain qualifications as an adult? seems impossible. companies never want to pay for you to go on courses or to a college/university for part-time study
>>202034142Your mums face is my usual go to
>>202034142my penis? o-only if you want to... o///o
>>202034142personally sit on my massive testicles like they're a beanbag
>>202034162why you sitting on someone's face for? for them to lick your bum?? gay bastard
my beloved pussina
Could batter David Mitchell. Would knock his melt in. Wee cunt.
it's up>>202034216>>202034216
>>202034007might be your body mistaking air for poo and your brain getting confused
>>202034235>>202034235>>202034235
>>202034213Need to feed him up
>>202034142I don't have an arse you prick
>>202031275I just came to say that sardines have become more and more expensive, and I blame EU for that.
>>202033960Well I'm off home tomorrow anyway so whatever if you don't believe me
>>202031875He lives in a time when all those features can be remedied. If he's British he can also claim mental health reasons and get the surgery free on the NHS
