. edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufiw5DweK70
amazing how much her face changed. she looks like a completely different person.
Repost>>202052288It’s obviously the same person. Both yanks personalities obsess over the same person daily for years. His ‘emmayank’ side gets deeply offended when you link the two because he’s separated them in his head
I didnt put /brit/ in the subject of that thread on purposeIt wouldve got deleted anyways because its le political and not some digital cartoon made a japanese tranny
Nth for Emma Watson’s pooey bumhole.
if you have a gimmick instead of just shitposting, you are a horrible wastoid who should be embarrassed
don't care if eating pussy is seen as a sign of submissiveness, I just like doing it and hack maybe even get off on being submissive to a woman
>>202052406nahonly spaedo is mentally ill enough to act like that
>>202052406>>202052455didnt know yanks still had fax machines
>>202052406I guess you’re too new to remember the time Thailad and I nearly doxxed gingernonce.
clocked in for streamertoil
>>202052406FOMYEG
think i might become an ironic mouseposter
sucking my morning cofe’
>>202052558Haven't even been to bed yet me
you should do like we do, stack chips like hebrews
>>202052487So you didn’t dox him then>>202052455Spaedo is just annoying but he’s not part of this anyway. ‘Emmayank’ and ‘gingernonce’ have been posting the same exact girl daily for many years. Ones obviously paedophilic but being obsessed with a woman famous for child acting is as close you get to being a paedophile without legally being one (but you’re obviously dodgy especially when you add scat on top) It’s the same exact traits engaged in same exact style of obsession from the same flag over the same period of time. He’s Jekyll and Hyde but one’s a mega nonce and the other a light nonce
I will start treating posts ending with the number 17 with a healthy amount of suspicion
german luger for your ass, bitch, deepthroat it
>>202052601>>202052541>>202052383Oh i get it, it's 190 with another shit early morning gimmick. Warming up before the EW/Belgium spam
>>202052664meds
>>202052646This one is cooler
>not february 17, 2017>not january 7, 2017sus
alri x
>>202052603Obviously he’s stopped replying now, deffo the same nonce
OJ Simpson has died
>>202052718fuck off spaedo
>>202052717>17, 201717>>202052638>>202052638>>202052638
disenfranchising a poo
If you follow the /brit/ lore you’d know that gingerpedo lives in Texas and that I live in Kentucky.
>>202052762we need more posts like this, for some reason y'all are all so grim right now
Thinking about my ex girlfriends getting railed by other men
Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel described Cruz's online profiles and accounts as "very, very disturbing".[8] They contained pictures and posts of him with a variety of weapons, including long knives, a shotgun, a pistol, and a BB gun. Police said that he held "extremist" views; social media accounts that were thought to be linked to him contained anti-black and anti-Muslim slurs.[8] YouTube comments linked to him include "I wanna die Fighting killing shit ton of people", and threats against police officers.[8] One of Cruz's Instagram accounts had a profile photo of a person wearing a "Make America Great Again" baseball capCruz also idolized many different infamous mass murderers, such as Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, Seung-Hui Cho, James Eagan Holmes, and Elliot Rodger, as well as regularly read and studied Wikipedia articles and documentaries about infamous mass shootings
the cheese has been discovered>>202052820
>>202052866wasted in the old
i will die in my sleep tonight
>>202052973whjy do you think this//??
poo
>>202050977>Humanized Rainbow DashEnd your lifehttps://derpibooru.org/images/1991107>>202050039kyshttps://derpibooru.org/2065473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI
>>202052994nigga you gon cop a life fo dat
>>202053004btw i'm doing an extremely gay little dance while listening to this
Just woke up from my booze nap. That's my sleep schedule fucked then. Boozeberg always takes more than he gives innit
well?
>>202052994more of a twi or pinkie guy myself
>>202053073A
>>202053106Stop
>>202052416
>>202053112;_;
>>202053073idgi
Getting my breakfast in early.
>>202053149Grim. 'Rito looks good at least
>>202053149that's a picture of your shoes mate
>>202053149some would say being eaten early is a core characteristic of breakfasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-4_CGm2gA
where is my mindwhere is my mind
>>202053149Benny and the jets
>>202053149i can tell it tastes good despite looking bad
Ah yes
>>202053193
>>202053193why repost my thumbnail?
pitch black outsidethis is life for the next few monthsdark when i wake updark when i get home from work at least from when the clocks change
>>202053073D C and BD's head obviously gets smashed depending on how far out he is C will get destroyed after B gets mauled by the stone ball that comes off the lever
>>202053220why post it in the first place weebtrannynonce
>Internet replaces TV as UK’s most popular news source for first time
>>202053174
>>202053224Plenty bright in Pakistan this time of year. You could go back y'know.
Act II: The Hero's Journey
>>202053233first of all, im not a weeb, nothing i post has been drawn by a japanese personsecondly, im not a tranny, or a childfucker, youre just projecting
>>202053073e puts his back out and dies from complications many years later
ITS 6 OCLCOK WHERE IS LIGHT WHERE IS LIGHT WHERE IS BIG ORANGE CIRCLE SKY
>>202053242okay mong>Kirachi: Sunrise - 06:16, Sunset - 18:40>Leeds: Sunrise - 06:32, Sunset - 19:33
>>202053238Anime is allowed
>>202053265The sun is off to Pakistan. You should follow it home
im thirstybut tiredmaybe i drink then sleep
>>202053251>im not a weebtrannynonce>posts a pic of an anime childlolinb4 it's manga/it's ai/it's a 400 year old witch/some other weebtrannynonce cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXC2BXqeQOk
>>202053294it's morning matemorning is the time to wake up
>>202053295who shit in your cereal?????
not shaving this morningcan't be arsed
>>202053299yeh just in time for the shit gimmicks when toilmongs instantly wake up and have one thing on their mind "post gimmick, go to toil, go home, post gimmick, eat shit sleep"
>>202053330what's your gimmick; being a miserable bastard?
>>202053300Is this a female?
>>202053336it seems as such!
Shall I have muesli or corn flakes?
jeff killing threads with boring posts and boring webms
>>202052404yeah aging will do that
>>202053352sent that slave back to the plantation
>>202053336Sent that dolefreak back to his smelly bedroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihSaGAVHmvwthe height of australian humor. snake is funny doe
i am back hydrated>>202053336>>202053352ha>>202053357>>202053400this webm is quite interesting, no?
>>202053149*squints*chili relleno?
Think I might go to Turkey. Anyone ever heard of that place? Named a country after a bird. That's avian. You're an avian cocksucker.
>>202053434Crocodile rock
secret scran for later
>>202053441>You're an avian cocksucker.well that's uncalled for
Most men get their flowers at their funeral
>>202053149Looks like Elton John farted on it.
there are thing svery wrong with me and it makes me sad but i keep on going and hope it all turns out fine (i know it wont )
>>202053445don't test me
>>202053447apple?
>>202053441turkey is a meat food
simply retarded weather todayhours of rainthen gale force winds for a couple of hoursthen sunshinethere's no way to prep properly
>>202053465DTFIAYYSLTFKYS
Utterly mental that pretty girls poo.
>>202053447I love when they pat the dirt down with their little handfeet
>>202053462fucking hellwhy did you post this
>>202053468
>>202053495hohohoho
I see a disproportionate number of Irish girls on dating apps
>>202053468Ktim
>>202053496they don't, you're hallucinating again
>>202053488>prepalright johnny foreigner
GP just replied to me.
>>202053524odd post
>>202053514Impossible to suffer in Bruceyland
*BANG BANG BANG*score some fackin goals ngubu
balls are tired but I think I can get one last go for the day before beddy bye, I'm going for a quick wank so I'm gonna use one of the ol' classics
Struggling to poo lads
>>202053587i could probably do with a poo but it ain't happening this morningi think i'll just end up being farty all day at toil
Time to find the most brutal murder mystery podcast to fall asleep to
how would you do this without getting jumped? hard mode, they have to see your face and know you done it
>>202052404Umm, no she doesn't. She looks like the same person but older. This post just makes me think that pedos must have some form of brain damage.
>>202053670i would wear medieval battle armour
Is it a sign of coffee addiction if it actually slows your heart rate, or is it possible that my body synthesises it differently?
>>202053670why wouldnt he run away asap???
>>202053670what did he throw
where my cutie patooties at
>>202053710piss
One thing that I enjoy about reading older literature is that you realise the rules were much looser back then, before the rules became more formalised in the 17th and 18th century. One thing you can see is a question mark in the middle of a sentence, something like this:Are you okay? because I am okay.
Really takes away from the comfiness of this thread to imagine blokes are posting here with grotesque uncircumcised willys
Its not even light yetnearly 7 amwtf
>>202053748Mental how an entire population has been mindraped to the point they think that chopping off a piece of your willy skin is normal. Reckon they could get you to cut your children's ears off if they told you it's easier to clean them.
>>202053736That’s not in the middle of a sentence, that’s two different sentences.
Have never once flossed in my entire life.
>>202053752It's almost autumn
>Wikipedia: PlayStation 5 >Ctrl f: "George Floyd" >Results: 1/1
>>202053710a cup of piss
>>202052374My face when the bull is HIV positive
>>202053785Only according to the standards after the Augustan period.
leftypol ROCK HARD right now
>>202053805scromigbidnggdd
>>202053805>4channel: /brit/>Ctrl f: "Faggot">Results: (You)
>>202053805gaystation
>>202053748uncircumcised willies are the nice ones tho
>>202053804some would argue we're already 10 days into autumn
mutilated penises are the grotesque onesall exposed and dried uphorrendous
>>202053775>Mental how an entire population has been mindraped to the point they think that chopping off a piece of your willy skin is normal. Reckon they could get you to cut your children's ears off if they told you it's easier to clean them.
>>202053827Has there ever been a bigger singular increase in the circulation of BBC? This could be bad news for rorke
Leaving the old country (Sheffield) for the promised land (Pine Bluff, Arkansas)
>>202053863don't do this
>James Earl Jones deadMad, I was literally watching Patriot Games yesterday.
>>202053863Well I'd like to see them try!
>>202053805The wikipedia page for George Floyd is almost as long as the page for William Shakespeare.
feels autumnal out
>>202053896
Naughty thoughts toil.
>>202053909>going outsidegb2reddit
>but you shouldnt stop with yourself and trying to do your job properly, and, if you cant explain how him posting the game show character over and over again isnt spam/flooding, then ban it
feels fallic out
>>202053873
>>202053909It lush
>>202053896>James Earl Jones deadthis is sad
>>202053952mousey
Twatchman
Everyone, be nice to mousey.
>>202053992>>202053896That so fucking spooky i was just watching some random clips from that Kenobi show from 2022 and the duel with Vader last nightWTFdid i cause him to die?
poo for brekkypoo for teapoo for youand poo for me
>Rachel Reeves is being urged by a left-of-centre thinktank to announce changes to capital gains tax, inheritance tax and national insurance in next month’s budget that would raise more than £20bn a year for the Treasury.>With the chancellor looking for ways to plug a £22bn hole that she has identified in the public finances, the Resolution Foundation said it was a time-honoured tradition that taxes were raised in the first budget after an election.>These include a scheduled rise in fuel duty – on track to exceed 6p a litre in 2025 - that the foundation said should remain in place.The Resolution Foundation are Judeo Bolshevik scum.
i love commjnuism!!!
>>202054018No, you watching youtube videos did not cause an elderly man to die.
you could have saved her
>>202054073ok post enlightenment thinker
>>202054073says you nonce
My heart just stopped for a good ten seconds and my chest felt like a baloon inflated in it. My heart is normal now, but I'm shaking and feel light headed and sick.Genuinely a bit scared lads.
>>202054106stay chipper
>>202054131thanks :)trying to calm down a bit
watched elephant (2003). was pretty fuckin dogshit imo. i get that they were deliberately not glamorising school shootings but the whole thing was a boring slog to watch and then the actual rampage had 0 energy and the kids seemed to barely even react. was just weird. maybe it worked as a "hey school shootings are bad" thing but as a movie it was boring and I HATED IT
>>202054093She would have found peace in a trailer park with her humble yank husband (me)
if the ol' smartwatch doesn't flag it then it's probably a nowtbutty
>>202054148gonna watch more school shooting films?
a part of me always feels jealous of suicides
taking granblatt to the airport latersent that maternal grandmother flying
you all evry luck this gif is over 4mb
>>202054173dunno if there are any but i watched this cos i was reading about columbine. no idea what got me onto that thoughare there any more? other than we need to talk about whatever his name is
My shins are quite painful
>>202054202yeah a few. This one has more action and drama and a bit silly but you might enjoy it
we need to talk about mousenonce
Catberg being utterly disrespectful. Will have to give him a stern talking to
>>202054242Convinced cats are incapable of respect
based morbhau moment
get pensioners houseddoubly housed I mean since they all already own houses
>>202054235thanks, might give it a watch
prefer dogs
have needed to burp for about an hour now ffs
Need podcast recommendations
>>202054235>strong independent woman>a GOOD black person!!>evil white boy with GUNbrainwashingkysglow in the dark nigger
>>202054273Lions Led by Donkeys
>>202054267Always wanted a Basset Hound
>>202054273Casefile true crime, listening now
>>202054278its funny because a lot of people called it 'right wing propaganda' because its about stopping a shooting with more guns
>>202054273Glory of Kingz by Cal Crucis
alrightoff to bedhave fun at toil
got gout in my elbow
>>202054256rorke wondering why games stopped supporting community servers
He's awake.
>>202054314leftypol scared of letters on a screen
>>202054273supermassive, space boffins
ktim
>>202054378The Puritans were unironically based.
impossible to find a gf at toilall the fit ones are off pregnant
Lad in shorts and a raincoat taking his very old dog for a very slow walk every dayI wish them well
facking FREEZING today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-1PSimN038
>>202054406Maybe your expectations are too high
Going to China today. Work wants me there.
>>202054437EVERYONE will try to scam you in some wayZero exceptions
Just shagged the mrs ahahahah
>>202054432
>>202053229what if it catches too much speed? it might get to the ramp too fast and cause a skip bounce
>>202054437 I might move there if Krazy Kommunist Kamala wins
Not a fedora tipper but I do find it sad that the baseball cap is the only hat that’s socially acceptable (ie not cringe) to wear nowadays.
>>202054480Yeh the lads at /brit/ are raising a fund to buy some land and a mansion and make our own little gay village there.
my train is cancelled and when I phoned toilberg to let him know I was going to be late all he said was "well you better find a way to get in for your start of shift".sure mate, I'll just start walking around the tracks now shall I? incomprehensible wanker.
>>202053149this looks American, the fries look good
>>202054495It’s not his fault you’re a mong without a car
>>202054495what line of work
>>202054489Move to a part of the country where you can wear a cowboy hat.
my ancient samsung has just about packed in and I dunno whether to try the new flip phone or get a few years old iphonea knower please decide for me
Literally what did America mean by this?
>>202054489>America = Freedom>except when you want to wear something that everyone else isnt wearingcheckmate chuds
>>202054495Don't let them talk to you like that.
>>202054532The only benefit to a flip phone is that it's smaller in your pocketIf you're really bothered about that then crack on but if you're bothered more about features and good hardware and value for money and longevity then do something else
WHY SI EVERTYTHING SO LOOOOONG AGO
*cough cough*Don't think I'll make it in for today's /brit/, lads.
>>202054476Do you find this unusual?
smartschoolboy9
>>202054583why wouldn't I?
>>202054571Aww, feel better lad*farts on your face*
>>202054535Greenhorns every time
good night lads x
>>202054622I certainly do not see how that will help my ill health.
coming up on a year now since the last gta 6 trailer and apparently it’s being delayed don’t know what the answer is to it he problem new technologies? more staff? new ways of working? but decade + long waits for new instalments in the most popular video game series is unacceptable
>>202054532I got a s23 refurbished for cheap and im very happy with it. Battery lasts 2 days and camera is good
Miss these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe.
>>202054603Looks like a former general is the main suspect now
>>202054686It’s not been delayed it’s coming out fall next year
bought a suit and the sleeves are too long. job interview today is ruined
>>202054719FOY
4chan posters the kinda guys to post shit like "I'm a handsome and a little 'tistic, but I seem to have difficulty attracting girls. Any tips bros?"And then when someone asks for their pic they post a closeup of their eye
>>202054715so it was a random murder or something?
>fall
>>202054719>>202054686Why is EVERYTHING coming and goign so fast?
>>202054719yankoid freak
>>202054709domp eet haha
>>202054742yes yes very astute
open the fucking pubs
>>202054686all the GTA games are the exact fucking same since 3, how can anyone be excited
close the fucking pubs
>>202054772I loved GTA 5
local pub has switched over to a vegan menu after an older woman bought it
>no longer eligible for 300 quid winter fuel allowance>pension increases by 460 quid per yearalrighty then
>>202054749Because you’re not doing anything in your life
metaphysics is pseudoscientific nonsense
>>202054772just not true at all though is it edgy tryhard
>>202054772Runt post.>nothing changes because i said so everything is the same since 19XX/20XX because ... IT JUST IS OKAY
>>202054807not edgy though is it?
>>202054813yes
Absoltuely sick and tired of jaded oldfags going "ohhh errrh ehhhh ummm" whenever someone brings up something that was around when they werent old.
look forward to when games go back to every protagonist being a 35 year old white man with short light brown hair and stubbleliterally no one wants to play as anything else
>>202054812alright calm down Rockstar Games, people are still going to buy it I just don't see the fuss
>>202054838Not true I play as a woman and dress her like a slut
>that thing that was widely accepted as great and was a success and really popular?>actually it was kinda mid and only zoomies think it was good
>>202054813What do you think the similarities between GTA 4 and 5 are other than they're the same genre of game made by the same studioLike they're sequels people don't want and entirely different experience from one game to the next
>>202054838maybe you should stop playing games instead
Did Sir Keir Starmer KILL James Earl Jones by cutting his winter fuel payment?
Off now ive had my vent
>>202054856you just gave me the ick
>>202054743Wild guess would be that she snapped and went black lady mode around the general who was stressed because he was in Iraq, the general hit her and she went deeper into the black lady mode and said she was going to make a ruckus about his professionalism and so he killed her. Based on what I've read on wikipedia in 15 seconds and her being black. Or they were sleeping together and she went black lady mode and then he snapped and hit her and killed her to cover it up.
>>202054860it's the same game polished up a bit and with a new story, at least it's more than FIFA does
>>202054856trans moment
>>202054868The Tories will unironically get blamed for this.
Maybe men should just stop killing women
>>202054890It's the same game with a new map and new characters and a new story and new cars and weapons and music and gamplay
>>202054899exactly, minus the new gameplay bit
One of the most thrilling experience of my life seeing an Elephant poo and piss at the same time. It was such an exciting site and has made me obsessed with the process of shitting and pissing ever since. Thing is, it honestly isn't a fetish. I get no sexual thrill from it, I'm just vicariously obsessed with the relief of it.
>>202054905Budget: 2 trillion dollars
Train
>>202054905>all game sequels are the same as the previous game Just not true is it
>>202054915now do it in the shower while brushing your teeth and you'll be the most efficient man on earth
>>202054950just putting words in my mouth now
>>202054940need about 40 tower blocks full of immigrants put up there ASAP
dont know how to feel about zoomers being so into y2k and early internet stuff one one hand i am a zoomer and the aesthetic is good on the other hand it seems disingenuous that our main style trend is about being nostalgic for a time we were barely conscious during
>>202054882acid on her genitals?
killing myself and hoping this post encourages others to follow me
>>202054973ok zoomer
zoomers this zoomers that shut the fuck up cringe case bet you’re like 26 or something at most lol
>>202054999bragging about being closer to old age or something?
>>202054981having immense regret at having posted this
30 is still young....right?
>>202054999incel rage
>>202055009what?>>202055020what?
>>202054979Yeah never mind she was raped. Or maybe it was consensual but she snapped and said she was going to make a ruckus about a probably married general sleeping with her and so he had her killed or killed her. Or maybe he told her something she wasn't supposed to hear.
im not unc 30 isn’t unc
>>202054962What sequels would you say are valid?
>>202055009I’m 25 but it makes me cringe when people around my age talk about ‘zoomers’ as if they aren’t zoomers themselves
>>202055041GTA 3
fr tho GTA6 looks fucking exactly like GTA5 in almost every way, like it's just a continuation of the same gamewhy couldn't they have picked a different fucking era of time again, or a more interesting location than "Florida"yawnsville
me? 22 and feel like it's actually overmissed out on the carefree sex having partying times to post here and now the toil mine beckons
Movie idea: two nonce hunters meet up each thinking the other person is a nonce and they spend the film hunting each other down.
>>202055060Would not be surprised if they reuse assets from RDR2 for the Everglades.
Because I'm lazy I stuck with Chrome despite its many flaws. But if ublock is no longer going to work I'm done. What's my lazy alternative that works on both a laptop and phone
>>202054495third day in a row this has happened ey?amazing
>>202055067damn unc
>>202055060and you’re basing this off a two minute cgi trailer yeah?
wow a new iphone
>>202055060They don't want to play gamesthey just want to endlessly critique games
>>202055015yes
I'll buy GTA6 and enjoy it, but I'll pretend I don't to appear cool for my 4chin frens.
Or maybe it was an outsider and there was an obvious and embarrassing security breach, or maybe she was in love with a local acid maker and the army thought it would be bad press and killed her and tried to frame him but thought twice about how it would look that any simple Iraqi acid maker could sneak into a US army base and so tried to make it look like a suicide.
uninstalled gta5 after an hour that shit is boring as hell
>>202055149this, you're young until you're 60
>>202055154i'll buy it but just to drive around aimlessly obeying traffic laws like i do now
oh dear
im not even *that* gay to be fair
>>202055102what information in my post could not be gleaned straight from the trailer?
blud got a degree in yapology
eamonn holmes and his new birdwonder if she wipes his bum
>>202055201wait when did he become a cripple
>>202055201how did he get disabled
>>202055201what a chad
theres actually a character called ngoubou in this year of genshin impact and its unironically from a subhuman animal race
>>202055227>>202055233from too much GOSSIPING
>>202055251
sick to bloody death of woke
>>202055255there was no need for this was there
>>202055261*gestures toward the post count*
