The fabled femcel edition
done me tbf not giving you a (you) though
anime vtubers
The torah - mad max 1The bible - mad max 2 road warriorThe qur'an - mad max 3 thunderdomeThink about it.
any of you lads Livin' in the Seventies?
Another day on misery island
>>202056844thought 1 was ok but didn't like 2 and never watched 3. thanks for asking
thinking about those weird faces in the Black Hole Sun music video
Work chat is getting dangerously unfunny and cringe
yeah
>>202056856No im only 38 years old
isn't the torah basically just the old testament? forgive me if that's a retarded question, i honestly have no idea about judaism
>>202056866good lad
name one bad person who killed themselves
imagine if sex was real
my gf cheated on me 2 years ago and I forgave herI apologised to her for not being good enough
>>202056865say nigger in the work chat
>>202056873Yeah
>Work chat/brit/ is a middle-class only general mate please see yourself out
Hope you guys know im copping feeling like shit due to motion sickness from hopping on my phone on the bus to speak with you today
>>20205686838 years old ayewhat wisdom can you impart on a humble 29 year old
>>202056865liven it up by posting a pic of your arse
>>202056882That love island woman
yummers
>>202056886doubtful as to the veracity of this post
>>202056895>thinking middle class roles don't have work chats on Teamsfuck off LARPer
>>202056895I'm WFH on £43k, is that working class
been posting in the old for the past 10 minutes not realising there was a new
>>202056882himmler
>>202056909Lie about your age on /brit/ for attention
>>202056903very yeah the boys of you
Really need feedback on my game but 4chuds would steal it. Need someone to play my game...maybe I'll be able to ask chatGPT soon...I'm fundamentally changing a very popular game...
>>202056934I also offered to slurp his cum out of her fanny
The 1812 Overture but instead of cannon fire, it’s a fart
>>202056939cor what do you do? are you hiring?>>202056873i thought the torah was only considered to be a certain collection of old testament books
>>202056962>changing a very popular game...enjoy your lawsuit
>>202056943happens to the best of us>>202056952good, way ahead of you there (I also fibbed)
Met a briton and there was a lul in conversation so he went 'so uh.. what class are you?'Wild that you do that
morning lads
>>202056786is she that /lit/ girl who did a nude photoshoot for (((art)))?
coming up to the six month mark since /brit/'s greatest post of the year
how come no one's translated the torah into klingon?
£1800 a month take home30 years oldsinglecan't drive/no car1 bedroom rented flat£10,000 in savingsthey call me the most pathetic man in /brit/ it simply cannot be more over for anyone than it is for me
>>202056986You telling little porky pies again aha
>Simpsons Season 36 Premiere in just under 3 weeks (Episode 769)Reckon it'll outlive you?
>>202057013ktim
>>202057013More savings than many
>>202056994surely not lmao>>202057001hey lad
>>202057013could be worse, you could be unemployed and/or live with your mum
>>202057002Please link thats my fetish
Keir is hardly a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day is he? Incredible that people opted to vote for this harbinger of doom because Rishi was too rich and too brown.He reminds me of nothing so much as his fellow-Stalinist Enver Hoxha, the former dictator of Albania, who is reported to have once said to his people in a speech on the topic of Albania’s agricultural production statistics: “Next year will be worse than this year. It will not, however, be as bad as the year after that.”My conscience is clear: I did not vote for this bunch of illegitimate, dishonest, dictatorial and morally bankrupt third raters
>>202057022The show’s been zombified three times longer than it was actually good.
>>202057041ktilm
>>202056994This is rubbish, we know exactly what class someone is as soon as we smell them
>>202057013I know we probably all want to avoid "/brit/ discusses salaries for the 10,000th time" but bloody hell don't know how anyone survives on 1800 pounds a month
makes you think
i'm unemployed at 27 but i have a car and a ton in savingsalready back on the job hunt but it feels fruitlesshonestly just feel like i've hit a brick wall in life
Buying a house soon. Debating whether to use the spare bedrooms for lodgers or becoming a foster carer
suicide is meant to be enjoyed
A man receives his first flowers at his funeral
>>202057022mental how I have an encyclopedic knowledge and memory of the first 10 seasons but that doesn't even cover a third of the show
>>202056786This game is Fall kino, what's your favorite Fall game?
>>202057065take homeshould be easy if single no kids
we are not starting this fall shit again
>>202056882fred west
>>202057013check your privilege you wasteman
>>202057072It's because Max Verstappen is sooooo sexy
>>202057048i unironically voted labour in july and i feel profound regreti was suffering from anti-tory derangement syndrome. i was intending to vote reform but changed my mind last minuteto my fellow britons: i sincerely apologise for voting for this literal marxist demon
>>202057072it's really not a mystery - it's because of that netflix show drive to survive which dramatises it and sort of makes it like a mix of reality show / soap operaexact reason my missus and my mates missuses like it
>>202057086soon it won't even cover a quarterdon't think you'll be able to call yourself a fan at that point
>average salary for 25-34 is £37,000don't think I know a single person in that age group earning that much
i'm quitting weed for good, ladsjust don't enjoy the place it takes me anymore
>sub-50k in savingsWhat's the point of building a wealthy nation if you're going to be this poor
>>202057139fuck that's lowand yes I did the 'cy conversion
>>202056985It's about 50% different which should qualify as not being copyright...maybe I should ask the owners first?Maybe they can help me make the gameu?
>>202057141see you tomorrow
>>202057139that's probably the mean average salary which is propped up by londonershere in the north east you're hard pressed to find anyone earning more than 35k
>>202057089https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vUnyvRtB10
>>202057135
>>202057141good ladnothing to be gained from weedering
well thats the tattoo appointment booked in to get a better one to cover up the terrible one I got when I was 18 which cost £30
i find it baffling how average height statistics are calculated using the mean average instead of the median. mean averages are extremely flawed and the result is disingenuous i reckon the median height for young white british males is about 6'1
>>202057114So far: taxes private schools (just horrible class warfare) and talks about stopping smoking in pub gardens. That’s it. Pathetic. We really do bizarrely overestimate the value of lawyers in this country
gettingdressedtoil looms
>>202057197>ACK!!
>>202057203mental
>>202057208and also demonising the working class and booting out violent brown criminals to make space for thought criminals in the prisons
smartschoolboy9
haircuttoil booked for friday morning, ladsit's getting a bit difficult to manage
Looking forward to the reports in a months time about an unexplainable increase in crime that just happens to coincide with all the crims being let out of prison
>>202057002I forgot the thread but I have found a pic. the collective meltdown /pol/ and /lit/ over the woman they deemed pure was palpable on that thread. it was golden thread.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/460918183/#460919185
>>202057204Zoomers are very tall, I'm 6 foot and feel like a dwarf at the gym
>>202056844He makes a good point, they do not want you to know this....
>>202057219I know no idea what I was thinking paying £30 back then
>>202057243good ladget it trimmed
>>202057249meant for>>202057045
>>202057197can just imagine some busybody normie seeing this and saying it's animal cruelty
>>202057114I always thought that nothing would change under Labour but it turns out I was wrong, it's going to get much worse.
so far i've been called a good lad twice by the australian good start to the morning
>>202057147Spending is better for the economy than saving
>>202057233>booting out violent brown criminalsOnly good thing he did, free the cronem!
>>202057197Diego needs this treatment
shuffled the furniture in my room around and am enjoying it, i feel like a new man
>>202057072It's true, and the reason is because of all the drama. People don't watch F1 for the racing because it's terrible, they watch it for driver drama which attracts women.
>>202057275enjoy your haircut mate hope it goes well
suicide is based and i am not
>>202057197white folks are weird vro
maybe this government will finally cause a happening maybe? or maybe nothing ever happens... who knows anymore... think about it.
Do women discuss with each other what to put on their dating profiles? There must be a reason why they're all the same.
/brit/ is healing now that diego has stopped the religion spam, commiemong has all but disappeared, and spainnonce is a shrivelled cock of his former self
>>202057303yeah nice one lad, love the satisfaction of the occasional room reshuffle
>>202057326Haven't seen the commie greek retard with the irish flag recently either
>>202057275hope the barber accidentally chops your head off
might go for an incelwalk soon
>>202056786she'll have hundreds of blokes DMing her, if a man made this video he'd have none, thats the difference
Brat summer is officially over. Sad.
there are so many beautiful things in this world that i can observe, and even acknowledge are beautiful, but i cannot enjoy them
mad going around town on the bus phoneposting and seeing all the expired bans people have had from posting here. more people use 4chan here than I realised
>>202057276Perma >2% inflation is good for the economy in the sense that it's good for government and other debt-issuers who supposedly drive 'growth', but it fucks everyone else up
Said I’d quit the fags today, but something in the back of my head is telling me I should buy some more and just quit tomorrow
>>202057324Nah all women are just the same
>>202057356zoomer talk utterly baffles me, just yesterday I found out "its giving" and "demure" are zoomer gimmicks, though the only time I conciously heard its giving is "its giving millenial core"
currently listening to A Grand Don't Come For Free by The Streets
Can they sack me for not being able to drive They want to move me on to the next phase of my apprenticeship but the office is 25 miles away on the motorway and I can’t drive Test is booked for a months time Worried
>>202056844Keep it on reddit next time
>>202057355i love women so much
TODAY IN CLOWN WORLD*BONG*Police more concerned about the language used by woman assaulted by immigrant https://x.com/LadyLoveLDN/status/1833217018822119888
>>202057394did they say you need to drive to get the job? if yes than yeah if no then no
>>202057394Depends what is in your contract but it seems reasonable to ask for some kind of temporary adjustment or travel stipend
>>202057364is she offering to shag him?
poo
>>202057440poo egg
>>202057303can't do that as i have a narrow room
shan't be opening your twitter link you vile little toad now on you go scramble to find some image to greentext this post to cover up your embarassment
i once had a job that was a 26 mile drive one way. was pretty grim desulast job was only a 9 miles drive
>>202057425Where the fuck do they hire these white woke liberals who also want to join the policeShouldn't it be mostly young rorkes that want to do that
i want others to feel as miserable as me
>>202057439Rorke is actually a very complex character with a lot of depth and personal growth
>>202057462no thanks
>>202057459Is car mandatory in britain if you intend to work
>First Class Honours (1:1)This is just like the brit meme
>>202057462Sheit you ain't even a TI niggaShut up bitch ass up
thats a man man
>>202057462villain: suffered so wants others to sufferhero: suffered so wants to prevent others from suffering
>>202057483if you live in a city with good public transport links, noif you don't then yeah
>>202057483Not necessarily but we thankfully do not all live in a single megapolis (yet) so sometimes it is very useful
>>202057483Not in London.
>>202057483not really no
I bought these so called very popular skinny jeans and now my willy and balls hurts when i sit down.>>202057379Zoomers are based. I like their music.
>>202057497>shut upShut yo bitch ass up
my life is going absolutely nowhere, got too much of my loser father's DNA in me
>>202057459your post reminded me it's time to rewatch the 8 mile yo
>>202057519Arabs don't get to use the term "based", you're not part of our crew
if society has caused me to suffer then i have no obligation to try and contribute to or improve itsimple as
I made a game and a websiteJust haven't finished them yetBest shape of my life
zoomers have no subcultures, the interconnectedness of social media has made them completely homogenous
two cups of coffee so far this morning pooberg must be gasping to get out at this point
>>202057554What about "witchtok" and "the buttplug side of tiktok" and so on
i can't make you suffer but i can make the people who have to inhabit the immediate physical space around me suffer
>>202057570not sure what either of those are and just assuming you either made them up or its not worth engaging with in the first place
zoomer culture is entirely dictated by youtube and tiktok algorithmsthey are the most pliable and easily manipulated generation to date
>>202057576long way of saying you just farted
>>202057537what crew are you on m8?
>>202057570regardless of whatever weird shit they're into they still talk the same way and act the same way
Dancing in a light bulbShitting in a bin bag
>>202057595it's a better way
must be better being a fan of English football where theres a chance some other team might actually win the leagueScottish football is such boring shite, oh look Celtic won again and then won again and then won again
i have a sexual attraction to the character Scaramouche from Genshin Impact but i must make it clear that i am not actually a homosexual.
>>202057610> oh look Celtic won again and then won again and then won againnever get sick of it personally x
Zoomlets are finished
wtf why are young people talking different than me someone fucking fix it now
>>202057633>draw character like a girl>ITS ASCHUALLY A BOY HAHA GAY
>>202057636scrannn
listening to Radiohead and having a little cry again x
might get on the
thom yorke deepfake wank
huh? whats giving what?
train autist loves his trains
>>202057668orange juice?
thoughts on the only funny comedian left in britain?
>>202057703Pic unrelated I assume?
wage labour is a form of slavery
listening to Oasis and having a little sense of hope and joy again x
went for a piss just then am about to open the winder now. all kicking off
>>202057724alri tory boy
the military draft is a form of slavery
brit windy out
listening to nothing and feeling nothing and waiting to return to nothing
Fuck me lads had two absolutely explosive poos this morning
He's desperate to fuckHe's all outta luckDesperate To FuckIncel Canadian
>>202057770good thing we don't have one then
the nurses. get them paid. wages the size of footballs
so what's going to happen when one of these released offenders kills someone?
>>202057806you'll pretend to care for a few minutes and then get back to wanking
just send all the released offenders here
>>202056786> western w*man> 26 > virgin Kek, yeah, and I'm a spaceman from the planet Sedna.
was really struggling to enjoy the trainposts due to the lack of diversity but then started pretending the trains are full of migrants being safely transported from Dover to all over the country. Really started enjoying them after that
>>202057770you get paid a proper salary for it though>>202057799you would if a big war kicked off
not sure
mad how we're all just dying
>>202057864>yeah but if thing happened then thing would happencheers for that insight
think it's funny how it's always the literal who countries that have compulsory military service (plus russia and china)
class 43
if they tried a draft in a western country no one would turn up for it lol
might poo in the washing machine for a laugh
>>202057882i'm just saying it could happen to you you pedantic clown
>>202057887there is compulsory military service in sweden and finland, off the top of my head
>>202057901ive actually got the washing machine on right now. how mental is that
>>202057905>I'm just saying that thing could happenreally on a roll here mate
>>202057887wrong
>>202057883Russia and China literally don't have compulsory military service
>>202057924nevermind diego i think you might be too old to be draftedlate 30s, maybe 40s aren't you? and still a virgin is it?
honestly goes without saying that if you find trains interesting you are a nonce
>>202057908thats compulsory service for a year or two after high school i mean an actual wartime draft >>202057925shut it
What was your captcha verification code to reply to this post?
Sir Kenneth Grange
>>202057933https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nu6aGcDeAg
>>202057933>>202057939great posts
train mong loves his trains
>>202057944i think finns have more patriotism than most of us, swedes too maybe but they've imported a lot of migrants so idk
>>202057939Sent that freak to Alcatraz
>>202057944shutting the prison bars down on you as you get thrown in prison for dodging the draft
well then lads?
massive wank on the cards
Not doing national service I got mental health
158
trainny
Why would I want to fight and die for paedophile communist jews who run our country? Are you mad
>>202057972i should have specified anglo countries maybe in the us it might work but in canada uk and aus i doubt anyone would care enough>>202057981people will just cop the jail time no one cares enough to go die
have paid precisely zero attention to the recent conflicts between russia and ukraine and israel and palestine, don't see why we should give a toss, but people just love to drum up opinions on things that they know little about and don't concern them
im going out now, need a poo and a shower>>202057984it would hit D's head
>>202057995was about to impress you with my railway geography knowledge by letting you know that was at Stow but then I saw the filename. alas.
worcestershire sauce wank
>>202057984E
paedophile communist jew sex arseworcestershire sauce sex arse
Society says I’m ill for not going outside but I go outside and all I see are brown people. I say society is ill
>>202058009history has shown the opposite but i wouldn't expect an aussie to know much about history considering your country was born yesterday
words that are literally impossible to spell:diarrhoea embarrassed bureaucracynecessarily nuisance
This time last week I was literally doing fuck all too
>Step 1: At home psychological, technical and critical thinking tests>Step 2: Meeting with Head of Industry at Company, hour long discussion>Step 3: Live Advanced Technical Test with Camera on>Step 4: In office meeting with the team, even more technical questionswhy are jobs like this
off to the buffet tonight lads, they apparently have a new chicken pakora recipe wayhey
>>202058069what part of history says that contrarian worm just shut up stop disagreeing with everything for no reason go wank to your vtubers you gremlin
>>202058054>paedophile communist jew sex arsethey're making a kier starmer sex arse? get in
>>202058009considering the meek reaction we had to the government's covid restrictions i think there's a good chance many aussies would walk willingly into the meat grinder
Sexy petite women with flat chests and no pubes. Mmmm
>>202058069many things about our current reality are unprecedented
eating faeces
just can't keep up with the work groupchat banter. Have a hard time distinguishing /brit/ humour from normies humour. It's a minefield
throwing sticks on my neighbours roof
>>202058114
>>202058096Just say you’re a wog, kike, disabled leftist jewish tranny
>>202058127maaaaate
>>202058114I know a 37 year old single woman like this with a lovely arse. She's very shallow though so won't even settle for me
Think it's hilarious that the Jews imported millions of Muslim wogs here, and now the wogs want to kill all the Jews lol. What goes around comes around
>>202058112i think it will be different if theyre sending us to go die off in asia somewhere
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FraggingFragging is the deliberate or attempted killing of a soldier, usually a superior, by a fellow soldier. U.S. military personnel coined the word during the Vietnam War, when such killings were most often committed or attempted with a fragmentation grenade,[2] to make it appear that the killing was accidental or during combat with the enemy. The term fragging now encompasses any deliberate killing of military colleagues.[3][4]The high number of fragging incidents in the latter years of the Vietnam War was symptomatic of the unpopularity of the war with the American public and the breakdown of discipline in the U.S. Armed Forces. Documented and suspected fragging incidents using explosives totaled 904 from 1969 to 1972,[5] while hundreds of fragging incidents using firearms took place, but were hard to quantify as they were indistinguishable from combat deaths and poorly documented.
;_;
>>202058184just needs a night with me hen my sperm will see you through.
>>202058184Should not have been promoting safe and effective vaccines then. God punished her
mad how greasy my hair is
Washing is done. Time to take out the laundry to dry
mad how prevalent tanning culture isit's the cult of damaging your skin
>>202058178would definitely do this to my CO if i were drafted into some bullshit war
>>202058171The Golem! Oy gevalt
rorkes steam profile
>>202058233They're not tanned, they're wogs. They've been smearing shit on their skin for centuries
Lauren Chen fingerblasted in prison!!
>>202058257you know what i'm talking aboutyoung white women are desperate to get tans
>>202058256Bent
saw a chinky woman with her chinky daughter today and they were quite literally indistinguishable, only reason i could tell them apart was because the daughter was in a school uniform
>>202057537>you're not part of our crewPakistani child groomer gang is it?
>>202058265>Russian money: bad>Jew money: goodI hate this world
right thats it
>>202058280'
starvetoil continues, the first cardio day of the week begins, weight loss slowing at 13st7lbs, abs will be fully in pretty soon
Buy guns online
>>202058280Describe the school uniform in as much detail as possible
>>202058311it's a dark blue polo shirt the school's logo on it with a yellow stripe up the side and matching shorts, it's a pretty slick uniform tbf, i went to the same school and the uniforms we had back then looked much gayer
>>202058184Stop serving them McDonalds you mexican bint
>>202058300>Fat at 13sst7Alri Warwick
>>202058334think that was just because it was on you x
>>202058352shut up x
>>202058334Describe the shorts in as much detail as possible
>>202058350the opposite, losing weight from a bulk and trying to get as lean as possible, I think 5 or so more lbs and I’ll be there
>>202058365mate
might jizz down the toilet again
>>202058365well they're dark blue, yellow stripe up the side, made of the same lightweight fabrics that athletic apparel is generally made of, polyester or nylon, i'm not sure
get the nurses waged
>>202058425Corr spaff
>>202058423Always worry about dropping the phone down the bog while jorking
i want to live in the 1950s and buy a big house for 2 months' wages and smoke wherever i want and be racist with impunity
poo or 2nd coffee to buff poo power? yeah im thinking the latter.
2nd morning poo down the gullet
I want to live in the 2050s and rent a pod for 2 months' wages and vape within designated areas and have people be racist against me with impunity
>>202058499i'm hoping we will be in the cyberpunk age by then and the cool technology will make up for all the bullshit
>>202058532The technology will just be used by Jews to brainwash the meak masses
>>202058569>>202058569>>202058569the new as it were
>>202057089Greedfall unironically
>>202057269Danke
