Help unemployable people from here get jobs
>>202058523Just give me the money I don’t want your gay ass job
Buy a massive mansion and fuck bitches everyday >>202058523Gay
>>202058500They might not be de jure trillionaires like Musk but surely Putin, the Salman of Saudi Arabia and other leaders of rich dictatorships are de facto trillionaires
>>202058500burn them all in streaming like jokerhe's literally me btw
>>202058500buy defense companies,bonds, hire clowns
>>202058607If it's so simple, why haven't you done it?
>>202058597>rich dictatorships>Russia
>>202058562>Buy a massive mansion and fuck bitches everydaybased
>>202058640>buy defense companiesit runs in your genes
>>202058500Pay politicians to do whatever I wantMake people I like richMake the lives of people I hate hellHave sex with thousands of women
>>202058500I would fund African immigration to Europe so the chuds can't say their tax money is being used for it anymore
>>202058500the net worth meme is misleading because it's not like he could currently withdraw $251bn from his bank account. I would like to know how much "cash on hand" so to speak, that he has
Buy a diamond fishing rod and fishJust fish All day
>>202058655what do you mean? I didn't say it's easyare you high on vagemite?
Reduce the comfort of living for white peopleIncrease the comfort of living for poc
>>202058717bro thinks he's in minecraft
make a fake asteroid and convince the world it’s going to hit earth
>>202058749there isn't diamond fishing road in minecraft retard
Buy a lot of land by the sea to be isolated and keep people out, and build a cat sanctuary, a yurt for myself, and preserve the rest as forest.
>>202058768rod
>>202058500build castles and fund movies and games i like without the faggotry
>>202058734It's a quote from the film you posted
>>202058500I wouldn't say anything I would listen to what they money had to saybecause no one else would
>>202058500Donate all of it money to the Kamala Harris campaign
>>202058768yeahmy bad
>>202058500In 2010 the richest man had like 50 bil net worthWhy is this allowed?
>>202058500live an easy and carefree life with no work or other responsibilities
>>202058500did you not get enough (You)s when you made this the other day
Fund political stuff I believe in and explore anywhere in the world. >>202058797>>202058562And these
>>202058881Why not? Communist piglet
>>202058562>>202058677How old?
>>202058701Based Pajeet.With $1,000,000,000,000, you can send 1 billion Africans to Europe. That's nearly the entire continent's worth of people.
>>202058500Blow it all on cocaine
>>202058997YWNBAB
>>202058714That's a bit of a cope though.The equities he's holding are obviously not cash-equivalents, but he can slowly cash out large chunks of them whenever he feels like, without even impacting the stock price that much (that's why block houses and dark pools exist)Bezos unloaded $4B worth of AMZN shares in just four trading sessions back in February and $13B in total in 2024, and the stock kept climbing up.Obviously no one can cash out $250 billion worth of shares in an instant, but if they felt like they wanted to liquidate their shares and rotate to cash equivalents instead, they could definitely do it over the span of a couple of years.
>>202058500Build my own city, would be fun to play cities skylines irl
>>202058500buy a fuckton of forest for me so i can be a big deal forester
>>202059399Isn't the majority of his valuation based on his large ownership in SpaceX? Can't really cash out from a unlisted company that he most likely will never allow to be publically traded.
>>202058500Buy thermonuclear weapons
Make the west great again by removing regulations and expanding the private sector
>>202058500Lobby the Indian government so that they stop sending saars.
>>202058500Sit in my room shitposting on /int/
>>202059954Sadly Moscow is protected by anti-ICBM missiles so you'd need a few
>>202059846It's far less transparent with private companies because he's not filing publicly available regulatory filings like with Tesla. It's closely held and owned through a trust.But SpaceX being private doesn't mean it doesn't issue shares or the stake in the company can't be sold off.In fact most companies go into an IPO *after* private investors have made all their money's worth, especially small cap shitcos who only go public after a company's growth potential has completely plateaued.
>>202060169what's the going rate for (thermo)nuclear weapons these days?
>>202059954>butthurt belt
>>202058500invest money into R&D of things that will further accelerate downfall of humanity
>>202062407>draft dodger
>>202058500Too many things. More things than I can imagine, but perhaps less than I might expect. Also, that just shows how valueless the dollar is becoming.
>>202062536You're going to give each Indian $1000 each to travel to western countries?(That's 1,000,000,000 Indians in USA + Europe)
>>202062603that would be slow poisoni would invest in even slower poison
>>202058500Do a Bill Gates and invest it all into African/Indian bith control and sterilization
>>202058500I would buy gazillion third worlders for cheap labour
>>202058500Never work again, give 10 millions to each of my family members and friends, buy land to turn into nature reserves, fund various projects I'm interested in, explore the world as I see fit, get the best possibly medecine and healthcare, and try to keep a low profile. No speeches no interviews no tw*tter just let me beAlso probably luxury escorts ngl
>>202058500Invest a portion of it in stocks and bonds so I can make even more money off it, use the rest to buy out American towns or East Asian villages, maybe both, to establish my own little fiefdom. And then I'd whisk women back to one of my holdings to do awful things to them
>>202058500probably crash the world economy with my spending on charity before killing myself
chill
Take over bosnia and herzegovina and kill off 2000000 people aproximately leaving only loyalists and start eugenics programs after cutting a deal with the chinese and americans to leave the country so i can build my own army, legalise cocaine and weed, have drug tourism and create 4000 artificial lakes.Then i would buy as much uranium as possible and bobbytrap the country to become an irradiated hellhole for 9000 years in case of an invasion.Id change the schools to teach kids self defense, gun safety and responsibility, have girls ve taught cooking and sewing, boys be taught to fix things, both genders be taught how to grow vegetables and fruit and send the useless ones to camps where they are given tasks for the rest of their lives or retirement depending on how well they perform.Id also put ideology class in schools so kids can choose which they like most.Id keep voting, but only a family of 3 or more kids can vote, one family, one vote, if a kid is above 18, they are no longer viable to vote.Id also try to buy a spot in Kazakhstan and try to build a moon base to dig up geavy metals like in arthur clark books
Hold up... Libtards told be X was going bankrupt what appended?
>>202058500Spend it all on TZD
>>202058500start my own city
>>202058837BASED
>>202058597One owns goycattle through green paper and debt the other own goycattle through threat of force. Not the same but also not entirely different.
>>202064688Least genocidal balkan
Fund the development of regenerative medicine and rejuvenation treatments, and also VTose of course, and arrange large scale human trials in countries where medicine is not regulated to death
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