chameleon edish
>>202075335katy loves black cobras
The wife <3
Strong urge to post the cut pages from the diary of Anne Frank.
Live your myth in China.
>>202075386ning!
>>202075413Potemkin village also it is a photo op
>>202075400what are they
Take your piss in China.
>>202075466Her lesbian romps in Auschwitz
>>202075413I wish
POV: anglo saxon warrior and his chinese wife gaze upon the beauty of their newly established domain
>>202075387Can't look at blonde Asian women since learning about the massive damage the are doing to their hair
anyone else like heating up a fork in hot water then tapping it on your bollocks?
>>202075479fit.
>>202075471they do wee wees squatting down in china
>>202075479she spotted a black cobra swinging in some nike tech trackies
/brit/ doing wonders for Chinese tourism
Not long now till I become Asdas top shagger.
>>202075479peng slag
Anyone just get kinda bored of having sex after a while?The novelty's gone for me.The GF has a pretty high sex drive and I just get exhausted after a while.
evil bradders>Teacher, 27, who booked a hotel room for sex with a school pupil he groomed is jailed for more than three yearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13833937/Teacher-27-booked-hotel-room-sex-school-pupil-groomed-jailed-three-years.html
>>202075525Alri Neil
>>202075524Theres only one place i want to go and its that tight moist yellow fanny
>my cock? Hard >my balls? full of cumYep, it's time to start the day
>>202075335>>202075379Kobras are lame. They attack downwards, only as far as they could straighten up.2/10>>202075386You're too poor for her mate. Snap back to reality, Oph there goes gravity Oph there goes rabbit
yap yap yap
>>202075601the cat is next on the plate
deary me>As newly released prisoners head to McDonald's for celebratory McMuffins... law-abiding locals are left 'terrified' of shoplifters, burglars and drug dealers back on the streetshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13834583/newly-released-prisoners-McDonalds-locals-terrified-shoplifters-burglars-drug-dealers.html
#barclaysmen
Timmy's entertainment after a long day at toil.
>>202075556add some cnc to your weekly poundings
>>202075601Wtf is that meat? And what's on the plate?
got a rollicking boil on
get the nonces freed
>>202075641Yanks are fucking weird
>>202075631yes yes yes!!free the goons x
When are Dalmatians making a comeback?
done 2 wanks todaygoing to take 2 diazepam shortlyand make a pizza
Timmy Robinstein
get the experts wanked
>>202075660looks like tuna
>>202075569
>>202075611wtf no its not
>>202075712bit spenny aren't they
>>202075641would love to get lana pregnant if you can't my drift
>>202075715am going to edge then go to bed then finish in the morning.
>>202075335That's not a chameleon. Why are British so dumb?
>>202075631let people enjoy things rorke
test
we need to deport anyone that arrived since Blair took officebosh, country fixed overnight
wanking a nonce
>>202075631thought they'd released a new mcmuffin for the 50th anniversary for a sec then, got excited
I've got a boring name. Would prefer to use my middle name and mothers maiden name. But too much hassle to change it.
Rorke dropping truth nukes on YT
>>202075768Even the Hong Kongers and Ukrainians?
>>202075704>The next generation of Labour voters? Rogues gallery of criminals let out of jail early include 'one-man crime wave' car thief, Brit flick actor on his 110th offence and thug thanking rioters for 'doing us a favour'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13834341/The-generation-Labour-voters-Rogues-gallery-criminals-let-jail-early-including-prolific-car-thief-branded-one-man-crime-wave-Brit-flick-actor-110th-offence-praise-Keir-early-release.html
Just finished watching Apocalypse Now for the first time, lads. Wow! Just incredible. Really wish I were a US soldier in the jungles.
>>202075631>The father of one inmate said he was fearful that it won't be long before his son ends up back in prison, while the wife of another said she had seen one freshly released drug addict 'ask for a crack pipe' moments after getting out.
>>202075510It’s cultural appropriation and I am furious. Furiously aroused that is.
Kier Starmer is making pensioners choose between putting on their heating and sending £5000 in Google Play cards to Indian scammers this Winter.
Get the meme uni slags shagged
>>202075853fit fit fiiiiiit~
>>202075805m8 they hate white english people more than the fucking nigerians who come here. the nigerians are christians and go to regular churches
me? got a script which scans every image which is posted here and hides them if there is any skin showing
did the incel post lewd images on /brit/
>>202075631>law-abiding locals are left 'terrified' of shoplifters, burglars and drug dealers back on the streetsNazi Germany, Soviet ruzzia, Chairman Mao's China, Pol Pot etc., all have the characteristic of purging, of purges. It's the only way to refresh the lifeblood of the system without degrading. Totalitarian hellholes can only do purges from top-down. It's their only formula. Interestingly, liberal-democracies & systems that barely come close to it, never do purges. Neither top-down, nor bottom-up. At which point a purge formula ought to be devised? For example, those locals are scared because they're not allowed to kill said intruders, burglars.At what point do liberal-democracies decide that purging is good?
>>202075768This + repeal all the pozzed New Labour legislation they brought in
>>202075805yes
>>202075759yes it ishe's a very skilled chameleon who has tricked you with his disguise
>>202075805my ex was from hong kong and her entire family were psychotic. get them gone!
>>202075811lack of black goons tbf
>>202075879simply imagine how insufferable the people at this ''''''uni'''''' arefaaaakkin ell
>>202075853it's 'kinell
>>202075954mooooMOOOOOOO
'king 'elle
>>202075954love to shag her but in my childhood body
>>202075954too big
>>202075913Oh
shitting me arsehole back up me arse
got r/Goontopia open
>>202075954not big enough
>>202075954my willy would be like a pin bursting a balloon
>>202075954just right
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiaP8y3__Ug
>>202075954>obese whore >funky pop collection
>>202075954
starmer starmer starmer starmer starmer chameleon
>>202076046This the breddah who cried down the phone about being a mental spastic to his missus that he kicked about?Prob give it a miss
>>202076024still fuming the banned gooncaves
>>202075893if this really exsts i would like it inshallah
There is...a game.A game so.....terrifying...that I GENUINELY cannot express to you..............why I've decided to talk about it.....but.....(merch ad)...........anyway......friends.....come with me.....on this....journey.......into Resident Evil 4 for PlayStation 2
he's just like me
>>202076048the damage done to the reputation of indians by their presence on the internet is incalculable
i'm rorke
I'm genuinely obsessed with interracial porn and my IQ has dropped significantly. I can't even look a a white woman with a big arse without repeating 'built for bbc' in my head and imagining her sliding down jason luv's black cock
>>202076190horrific post
remember when that yank on /pol/ made death threats against some florida sheriff and he turned out to be some fat dosser and proved once and for all that the "in minecraft" qualifer doesn't work
Rorke’s Batty, battling on the frontline,Wogs coming, but he’s standing tall, no decline
>>202076190
*stares at you spasticly*Ello
>>202076190adam
>>202076211hey now we've all got our quirks
I struggle to stay awake more than 6 hours at a time. Long covid innit
SIX HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
>>202076190this is based
>>202075846Always felt like I missed out on going to war. Should have just gone to Afghan back in 2010 but it felt like the excitement was over and long gone by then. In hindsight i'm sure there was still a lot of action and would have been fun. Now i'm old and getting older and there is no war. And before anyone suggests it im not getting involved in Ukraine/Russia. I don't care about either side and there is no sense of adventure or camaraderie to it.
>>202076269oh my!
>>202076270Common Irish diaspora W
The days i spend 8 hours straight playing runescape are considered by the vast majority of people to be a bad use of time, however if on another day i spend it sitting in an armchair reading for those hours, now suddenly it’s a noble and good use of timeMake it make sense
Mental how badly I mindraped him
are normies getting pissed off about the ps5 pro?
Watched a Pewdiepie video with his Italian wife and son in Japan has made me profoundly depressed in my smelly childhood bedroom as it already gets dark at 7:30 and it's just started raining.
thinking I should buy one of those fancy pocket pussies, I mean I am going to be masturbating for the rest of my life so why not invest into having the best wank I can?
Incredible choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAURo0rwt6g
>>202076315Youd poo your pants on the first day Stfu
>>202076331You might actually learn something if you read a book
>>202076353get one of these then.
>>202076351reckon i could bag a girl like this
>>202076352:(
>>202076351Love Amber Blank, she was who got me started down the path of being addicted to interracial. Would love to slurp that bbc cum from her pretty pussy.
>>202076353Imagine cleaning it
>>202076424WE GOTTA GO BACK
>>202076370doubt it, im not an Amerishart and Afghan has no Walmart
>>202076441
watchin ENGLAND
Spaintwat really thinks bbcposting is funny doesn't he?
>>202076414She'd probably make you wear the bag mate
>>202076477based
nothing good in me life.
>>202076489Gets replies and pisses people offThat is all he cares about Remember he is sub-80 IQ, autistic, and has never had a friend not even online
>>202076489is what happens when his fetish overlaps with an easy way to bait attention all day on here
>>202076471vgh
lol
>>202076577ai slop isn't funny
Why do Canadians hate Spainchad so much?
proper storm outside lads, been bucketing down for a good 15 minutes straight
>>202076577don't care for the racism but I like how surrealist ai can look
>>202076617You have to remember that he is still, at the end of the day, just a severely mentally ill human being. He is not some supernatural spamming spirit that feeds on (You)s. There is a genuinely autistic disabled loser cunt retard that spams this thread — and God only knows where else — every day, all day, replying to himself like he’s playing dollhouse on 4chan. Sometimes, I think of a particularly hurtful way to get under his skin, so I post it to watch him squirm. It has obviously been working, as the public display of his mental illness has become more frequent and extreme as time goes on. It amuses me to toy with his mind like the fragile piece of hodgepodge “art” an idiot child might proudly give you, one that you will discard as soon as they forget about it. He is a vessel waiting to be filled with hatred, a masochistic subhuman, even lower than an animal. He is a worthless piece of refuse on a highway, something you can’t help but notice, try to avoid, and curse, while also hoping it is removed immediately. Since the authorities will not deal with him, I must grind him into dust when he least expects it, then move on like a speeding car. Of course, he will pretend to not be bothered by it, then cope with one of his other dissociated characters’ inane spam. To me, it means nothing. Remember, Adam, I am always here.
Spiderman hit the wall
>>202076628need that up here to clean my car for me.
>>202076658you gotta get a hobby nigga
@202076658typing all this out in an incel rage while his sister getting pumped full of migrant baby batter down the hotel omdz
>>202076617emmett is the bar i set for a tolerable namefag and that's a fairly low bar that this cretin doesn't even come close to reaching.
>>202076727
big pins, in my japs eyeit doesn't even matter how hard you try
Women with a ton of makeup on have this nasty smell around them that I can't describe. Kind of like a dusty butchers. Must be the chemicals in the makeup.
do you wear a tshirt under a hoodie?
is she innocent or not then
Keir is taking their winter fuel and now he's taking their bus passesFor 70 years boomers have had it all, pulled the ladder up behind them and get pandered to constantly. Now they lose a bit of free winter fuel money and they cry povertyFucking love it. Sir BASED Starmer.Fuck the most selfish and entitled generation in the history of mankind
>>202076779He should seize their assets and give it to all the new migrants to stimulate the economy
>>202076779paid shill
>>202076754only if i'm going out
>>202076773prefer not to say
>>202076773I don't think so because they found a notebook in her home where she kind of admitted to doing something, but didn't say what.
>>202076773no she's in prison mate
dirty little bitch
preggers is such a funny word
>>202076773Let's ask the Liverpool Echo
>>202076779>Forcing greedy pensioners to stay in their ice box homes over winterAbsolutely based beyond belief. Imagine all the housing stock flooding the market come December, will be able to pick up a 4 bed in the south east for peanuts
>>202076872would love to shag her right in the sucker
>>202076773who cares, not my problem
>>202076852>I did it. I murdered those babies. I deserve to be punishedInnocent as a newborn lamb that one
>I did it. I murdered those babies. I deserve to be punished Innocent as a newborn lamb that one
Meltdown
A man having a picnic at the Blyth Motorway Service Station on the A1 on the 5th August 2011 in Blyth in the United Kingdom (2011)
>>202076908Is that what it said? All I can remember was that she wrote something about her being evil or whatever.
Fucked that one up, 5 Eyes. Fix your bots.
SHAME FROM THIS LABOUR GOVERNMENT ! SHAME!
>>202076918in a just world she'd be thrown off a skyscraper .
police are gonna have a field day when they discover my diary>i did it, i murdered that nandos
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1725906128507344.webmrorke at the gym
Thank you for the daysThose endless days, those sacred days you gave meI'm thinking of the daysI won't forget a single day, believe me
anyone who has a diary in 2024 deserves to be in jail
>>202075759Britisher shocked, India rocks!
>I did it, I murdered those pensioners. I deserve to be knighted.
got bicep tendonitis
>>202077008nothing like your mates sweaty poo crack to motivate getting that bar off the chest
Thought she was guilty until I learned two other kids had died in similar circumstances while she was nowhere near the place.
>>202077051*punches your bicep*whats up chicken tender
im such an introvert. find it so exhausting being around other people. a friend's been visiting the past couple days and while i enjoyed his company, i've got so much energy back now they're gone.
hoodie onblanket onhood up
Did Sir Keir Starmer KILL James Earl Jones by cutting his winter fuel payment?
the night of the long wanks
>>202077123damnrip to a real one
>>202077133Prefer as quickly as possible, me
>>202077108cool story bro
Currently smoking
End their fuel allowanceTake away their bus passesSmash apart the NIMBYsBASEDDBASEEDBASSEDBAASEDBBASED
its not right that i have no gf
>>202077156well we have to wank the migrants off at a quick speed or else they will rebel
>>202077185
get them housedget them fedget them wanked
Put on a pair of shoes to take the rubbish out at 8:30 this morning. Shoes are still on, rubbish is still sitting next to the front door, stinking out the hall.
>>202077000That's what they found in Harold Shipmans diary.>I murdered those nans, do
>Sir Kier Starmer announces UK-wide BAN on DUFFEL COATS putting millions of PENSIONERS in JEOPARDY
>>202077185have you tried to get a gf or do you want to just be assigned one
arse still sore from friday nighthow long does the bleeding last?
>>202077232cody's gran on a madone
ptarmigans anyone?
>southernerslol coat wearing wankers
Just heard Starmer has banned dipping bread into your left over pot noodle juice.
ARREST THEM ALL
>>202077257Enjoy the Rondo Hotel did we?
>Sky News: Sir Mossball Starmer considers lining up pensioners against a wall in Death by Firing Squad trials
>>202077257it should be gone by the next morning
>>202077236>do you want to just be assigned oneIf you don't mind, that would be great.
>solid food? banned it mate
roight let's do it then
>>202077299>Mossball
>>202077220Imagine getting a whiff of your feet haha x
>>202077299>: Sir Mossball Starmerroaring
>>202077320Met office are on their way
>>202077320
>>202077327Forty-Two Tier Kier has just banned blue including the sky
>>202077354cockmogs me
>>202077293tfw no tall nitty gf
>>202077354Not sure about this
can't stop eating rowntrees randoms
leftypol's days are numbered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPyY2dDELrI
>>202077342what are they gonna do? give me a weather warning? dickhead
>>202077298Scream
>>202077327privet
>>202077354manly fingers
>Sir Mossball StarmerROARING
open the fucking pubs
>>202077354wtf its so meaty
>>202077236how do you mean? ive been on tinder.
>>202077431small hands that was his problem
>>202077468>Mossballdon't get this gimmick
>>202077413sent that skunk to the stratosphere
>>202077494tony egg?
Rondos, rondos, man make rondosAnd still get drops, and drill that prontoI had no shank, so I hit him with a comboWe left that wounded, movin' slow-mo
>>202077354How can it be erect like that but point DOWN
wonder if I should move out as soon as I get my next jobthink it's holding me back living at home because I never stick at a job and always quit after a few months, fucking sick of how much of a workshy slug I am
>Boaty McBoatface
>>202077532Working is for chumps
>>202077558screeching
>>202077493You need to hope Sir Girlfriend Assigner's GFs4All policy passes
>>202077558
>>202077293Police shouldnt hire women, manlets, or anyone with tattoos.
sir piss freezer
>>202077577That's you out then
Sir Spear Chucker
>>202077532ktim, think i'll be toiling through the winter then moving out in march
>>202077499Fuck off Keir
doing the chungus dance
>>202077577mental how this was literally police policy here until the early 90smy uncle is a manlet who only got in as a copper despite being 5'6" because he had service in the marines
need to move out but i'm only on £45k
>>202077558>In August 2024, she completed a 2,000 kilometres (1,100 nautical miles; 1,200 miles) voyage from Iceland to Scotland, taking 55 days. She was being used in a research project to investigate the carbon pump effect.she's doing better than me
>>202077642Did they think he'd shrunk in the wash then?
>>202077648moved out when i was on 18kon 26k now and live like a king
Sir Gear Farmer
>£699.99
>>202077648Houses are for couples and families. You stay put in your smelly childhood bedroom.
>>202077571do Labour really have a policy to match people? bet they will match me with a wog
In the midnight hour, she cried Rorke, Rorke, Rorke.
>>202077675oi you cunt, sir ganga farmer was my gimmick and I went to the effort of making oc as well
>>202077648If you can't make more money, spend less moneyLiving at home is a good way to do that
>>20207766926k is barely enough for rent and bills
>>202077684
Interest rates going downI wonder how much my rent will be reduced by
>>202077713Ganja doesn't sound like Kier though
*parachutes into thread*'za in the oven lads
>>202077720it's easily enough
>>202076773>trying to prevent humans from enduring a lifetime or hardships >gets thrown in prisonThere is no justice in this world.
Need to move out and find a nice girl to settle down with and share a 30 year mortgage together
Sir Pussy Fertiliser
'ate wogs and pakis
sir mouse poster
>>202077684you are poor in yharnam and in real life
>>202077737had enough of these dramatic entrances, YOU will be paying for the hole in the roof after this performance
>>202077618no. im a man. 6ft. no tats. although id never join the police these days. always side with crooks in movies.
>>202077777What a fucking waste that was. Nonce.
Think I'll ask my landlord to increase my rent now instead of doing it later. Reckon he'll reduce my rent as an act of goodwill
>tfw she wants a man from brum
Sirk ears tarmer
Sir Jewish Offspring
Seriously why can't he post the mice
>>202077777wasted
tag yourself
smartschoolboy9
>>202077822I’m the one with the pendulous breasts
>>202077822
>>202077822Me with the big saggy tits scratching my head
>>202077826Yeah don’t google this
>>202077822cockmogs me by far
>>202077853gormless cunts
>>202077822literally the only willy that looks like mine
>>202077861what is it? noncery?
>>202077853>Family day at the working men's club
>>202077890its just a weirdo internet-no lifers have recently discovered. makes strange videos and now all the mongs are doing their normal deep dive analysis on him.
Someoneake the enw
>>202077946>>202077946>>202077946
>>202077943>>202077943
>>202077797take the piss
>>202075371i scroll down and the tat doesn't ruin it but i'd rather it wasn't there.
>>202075712they're the cliche fire station dog because for some reason they calm down the horses which firefighters used to use
>>202075983lmfaoo
