VOTE for the edish!https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzPP5eZ3https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzPP5eZ3https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzPP5eZ3
anime?
Mental how badly I mindraped him
sort it out
you aussies are wronguns
>>202080069why would i vote for an edish in the past?
>>202080107yeah I saw that
*surreptitiously googles volauvent*
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>From 1 October, Ofgem's price cap is going up. You can see the impact on your yearly energy costs belowaaaaahhhhhh yes
thinking this romanian is a larperevery romanian i met hates communists and ceausescu
>>202079899i see the reasons for linux are thus:1) computing is fun and it's fun to try out new and different things and linux gives you lots of choices and freedom to experiment; and2) microsoft doing data collection isn't nice and if you have the option to do other then why not do; and3) windows isn't as good as it used to be so why not look for alternatives; and4) in some fields of computing linux is better than windows just like how in some fields of computing windows is better or mac is betterfor me, at least for my personal laptop, i just use use my computer for web browsing and making memes and things and it makes precisely zero difference what OS i do that on in current year, so i might as well do it on linux that respects my privacy and let me have fun and do shenanigans obviously still use windows for work and on my gaming pc
>>202080069quite enjoying this gimmique
>>202080140cos i can't guarantee i will win the fated race to be the next OP as wellthe edish OP is posted at the end of this thread but it means that this thread's edish was that so the record will show that the thread at quarter past 9ish on 10th sept 2024 was a ______ edish!
no one ever votes kia sportageis it a bad car?
>>202080159A bunch of liberal emigres in Englandhttps://transylvanianow.com/ceausescu-still-most-beloved-president-of-romania/
just noticed someone used a noncey cartoon image for one of the news
I had a testicle removed due to cancer several years ago. Feel free to ask me any questions about testicles.
just saw a post violating US law
What's your monthly rent/mortgage amount? I pay 825 rent and idk if that's reasonable or not
Katie Rushworth's soil-stained bumcheeks
>>202080214did your other testicle grow (non cancerously) to compensate
>>202080019 Not true.In romania, us the descendants of secret services rule the country.In russia the KGB-GRU run the country.In china, MSS has a heavyhanded presence at the leadership of companies & governance.National socialists & liberals are controlled opposition to have an artificial strawman to pick fights, but the true power lies in securocracy.
>>202080225Depends where you are.
You gonna hawk TUAH and spit on that thang
>>202080225£625/month rent in the north for a 1 bed flat
>>202080204they loved him so much they executed him lol
>>202080225mortgage is 2k almost exactly, split it down half with the missus
>>202080225i pay 695 for a one bed flat in leeds but obviously it depends where you live and what you live in as to what's reasonable
>>202080222Isn't 4chan japanese these days? Hiroshimoot is just too lazy to remove that option.
>>202079899linux is way less bloated imagine using a brand new windows install and feeling how crisp it is but have it actually stay that way takes way faster to boot up and login and all of that
>>202080225No one on 4chan has a mortgage
Britain thunders out for the proletarian dictatorship.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgYtgXUb2kE
>>202080214>testiclesPlural?
>>202080245Yes actually. It didn't double in size or anything weird but it is bigger than the implant now which was originally the same size
>>202080214ever sucked on a pair of testicles?
Thick Lyme Regis pythons battering young pink silts
>>202080288diego has about 30
>>202080214did you have chemo?
>>202080214alri one ball
>>202080225Pay £850 for a smeggy bedroom in east London
anime
>>202080214do you ever wish you'd died and paul hunter had lived?
>>202080288I do but it's with my mum
>>202080225£850. Two bed flat with a private garage in a middle class suburb
>>202080225I pay 600 for a two-bed in a pretty boring town.Looking to move closer to a city (I have no social life out here; my friends/hobbies are all in the city) but it's like 1k for a 1 bed :(>>202080282Is Leeds that cheap, whereabouts in Leeds?
>>202080225pay £80 board to mumberg for a bedroom I've always had. it not right
>>2020802251200 for a studio in londonsoon to be about 600 in a flatshare with the siblings (got no mates or gf you see)>>202080311oh didnt know they did implants. must be weird being able to squeeze your 'testicle' hard and not feel painis the idea that the remaining one is making enough spermatozoa and testosterone for the both of them now
might annoy everyone with peep show quotes which no one genuinely finds funny
bedwetting edish
>>202080202it got one vote beforeone day it will win and have its day in the sun
>>202080334the London renting scene will never not be hilarious
>>202079911>>202080250
>>202080225£718 mortgage, £637 rentShared ownership
>>202080390
>>202080225about £450 in condo fees
>>202080225I earn £645,000 a year so I don't need a mortgage or rent
>>202080403>Shared ownershipoh my daaaaaaaaaaays
my phones touchscreen is dying but I can't afford a new one
Sucking on a bollock
>>202080410how does that compare to your area/canada as a whole?
need the aussie unabummer out of business
loving my gay porn at the moment
remember seeing a video about a luton hotel (probably bald and bankrupt) and it was the most disgusting thing i've ever seen. like something out of africa
>>202080416she's from ozit's a tan
>>202080310Yeah>>202080314Prefer not to say>>202080322No I just had surgery but had to have follow up scans for about 6 months because they were concerned it had spread to my lymph nodes>>202080327No my life is shit (not testicle related)>>202080345Don't know who that is but yes>>202080379The implant isn't "squishy" but is fun to flick it really hard and not have it hurt. Also you can put a torch on it and it glows up like a pumpkin. Testosterone levels are the same, the brain just says "hey we need more testosterone" so the one that's left just makes more. Never had my sperm tested but apparently you are perfectly fine making enough with just one. That's why you have two to start with
>>202080441i'll send you £200 if you wantenough for a sammy a24 or whatever
and heeeeerrreee coooommee the salaryposteeerrrss
What would you do if your Mum looked like this?
>>202080288I pay £800 a month to my mate and say "You're my mortgage"
spaced out for a few minutes theresorry lads what were you saying?
>>202080247Just like I said all the communist shitholes were taken over by fascists
I'm not going to post the gimmicks I'm expected to post anymore.
>>202080423Only way I could live in a 2 bed flat and have something to show for it when I eventually sell.
>>202080488insist on breastfeeding for as long as possible
>>202080481i doubt you'd do that
On September 11, 1877, the iron knight of the revolution was born - Felix Edmundovich DzerzhinskyHe is the heat in the fire,he is courage in metal,he is the enemy of everything,that kills the living days,brave and straightforward.Comrade Stalin called him"The Thunderstorm of the Bourgeoisie"."Felix Dzerzhinsky"- Pavlo Tychyna
she just couldn't hold it >~<
>>202080479sounds fun minus the cancer bit maybe ill have one of mine out for a laugh
>>202080444on the high side, but our budget is reasonable and well balancedstill vastly cheaper than renting
Alright team? Sorry for not updating much. Developed a headache at toil so went to bed when I got in. Feeling a bit better now.
>>202080488fucking hell i love tall stacked milfs like this
>>202080462Think I saw a video of bald and banckrupt in Blackpool but spotty memory
Now he's been cleared we need Jeremy Kyle back on our screens. First episode, get these released prisoners on and get them into detox
>Ruby did a dance for the Prince of WalesBBC being weird again
>>202080441these are so hot right now
Would you move back home at the age of 27?I can, but I hate the idea of going back to the childhood home and town. But I'd save so much money...
>>202080537You are so fucking gay lmfao Do you really sit there waxing poetically about black penis all day?Fucks sake man get a grip
>>202080539what's HBD?
>>202080345rip Paul Hunter
>>202080273Who's "they"? A gang of paid mercenaries.
>>202080555umm
i want a Australian tomboy
>>202080553used to watch this every day when I was at uni. proper trash tv kino
hes fucking fuming
>>202080557Anyone buying the punkt phone needs their head checked.
havent done penis wanking for two days and dont even feel the urge to
Not even going to attempt to read and decipher that utter nonsense
Just seen a very low quality post
>>202080614looks like that fella in jurassic park
>>202080584meds
Turnstile might be the best band of the last 5-10 years
>>202080614Thought it was the mars rover
>>202080652no Romanians are from the Black Sea
So is this mongo trying to get Aussies filtered then?Which damo sent him on a meltdown?
>>202080557>280 quid for a phone that does nothingmental stuffif the battery wasn't so dogshit i'd just use an old motorola razr
>>202080636Had a wank today. I watched porn during a work Teams meeting so once the meeting was over I cracked one out. Haven't done it in a couple of weeks, jizzed further than I planned and had to change t-shirts afterwards
for me its early 2010’s backroom casting couch
>>202080636what other wanking is thereoh you're a woke
>>202080609Okay, then get one
think ill smoke some weed teehee
Remember one direction?
>>202080688your sim card won't work on it
Waiting a bit b4 I smoke
>>202080693Suicide Girls was my original lay up
>>202080722why not? i know they have little ones now but did they change since then?
>>202080716>you don't know you're beautiful>that's what makes you beautifulOne Direction: Women with self confidence are gross
>>202080716Yeah one of them crashed a yugioh event recently and all the dweebs were mad about it
TONIIIIIIGHTWE ARE YOUNG
>>202080609i can be your australian tomboy~
Once had a stepsister who looked like a metart model so used to wank off quite a bit to that
cracked open a second beer but i'm not sure i want it
Respect to Jon Trickett, the only whipped Labour MP to vote against the cut in winter fuel benefits. And to John McDonnell, Apsana Begum, Richard Burgon, Ian Byrne & Zarah Sultana, elected as Labour but no longer with the whip.Shame on all other Labour MPs.
>>202080499We're not fascist. Those that control the countries use pseudo fascism as political theater, but nobody is fascist. We're still internationalists or "global citizens".
lotta money in this shit
currently catsitting at the parentals gaff while they're away, haven't really been here in years. might smoke a spliff
>>202080569Moving out was the best thing for my relationship with the parents. We dont argue anymore a?d now enjoy our time together. Was 26
>>202080782how has he still got the whip if he voted against the government?
let the bodies hit the corrlet the bodies hit the corrlet the bodies hit thePHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>202080782Fuck tory pensioners, unemployed millenials like me deserve all of their bennies
Crack that whip. Licorice whip
>>202080716;)
>>202080785you and tony egg again
have to buy custom condoms from a website because of my affliction
$700 ain't shit to Chad Warden! Chad Warden wipes his ass with $700! $700 ain't shit! Shit, I'll give you $700 just to shut the hell up nigga!
>>202080693for me it was sheehan
>>202080782Why isn't this lad in charge of Labour instead of poo barmer? Seems to what actual Labour voters want
>>202080785The background is a porta potty. Also that yellow hat always looked added in post.
>>202080827>what did I think was going to happen this is why I haven't shaved my pubes since I was 14 myself
>>202080855Millionaire donor class wouldn't allow it
>>202080746Yeah, they are turning off 2g and 3g
>>202080861>added in postunlike that garbage pile in season 2
I cannot dignify this let alone justify itYou had got it so togetherYou found your perfect subjectCompleted compositionWhat am I meant to learn from thisYou always gave your four-leaf cloverIt's overYou always gave your four-leaf cloverIt's over
>>202080273He was killed so the rest of us from the pack can blame him for the failures. Why do you think, after the revolution, "former" communists & securocrats were elected in power? And since nobody, no anerican, no british, nobody, would come and hunt us, we regrouped.
>>202080883what so it wont even work for calls?
Is rape legal in the Purge movies?
might buy a macintosh from Marks and Spencers ladshttps://www.marksandspencer.com/l/men/mens-coats-and-jackets/fs5/macopinions?
>>202080855No chance they’d ever let a member of the Socialist Campaign Group actually try and influence Labour party politics
Don't know what the "G" in 2G,3G,4G, etc. stands for or means and at this point I'm too embarrassed to ask
>>202080920Ce faci frate? Bine ați venit firul nostru.
is putting a willy in a vagina supposed to hurt a lot? my willy is red raw and it took forever to get it in, like i was pushing against a lock door.
got home at 5:30 and slept for 4 hours until nowthat's my sleep rhythm utterly fucked then
>>202080976"Goons", so you can do 5 goons on 5G before you run out of bandwidth
>>202080976not telling
>>202080946I've got one and like it. feels like a grown up coat
>>202080897The hat obviously is real but I always wondered how they managed the added in post effect or if it was accidental. They managed the same effect at some other point too.
>>202080946idk but in soho on monday i saw 2 fucking baller macintoshes should have aslked the people where they got em but looked spenny
>>202080946great laptop
>>202080976golf balls
If the moon landing was real then who filmed it
80 years ago, the Bulgarian workers and peasants overthrew the fascist government as the Red Army approached Sofia.
>>202080976generation
>>202080159If they hate communists so much: >don't ask them which party their parents vote >why didn't they killed communists, instead of saying they hate communism, communists >do they identify as a "global citizen"If they answer yes to even one question, you've got yourself the average romanian taught to lie.
BEEP BEEP
the best road trip possible
>one direction broke up 9 years agomad. used to like getting some of their tunes on during steamingtoil. where does the time go
How the fuck do you get raped by a river, and why did some man get arrested if the river did the raping
Hate it when your foot does that cramping thingExtremely painful (for you)
>>202081139>>202081140related postsspookoopy
>>202081140I wanna visit birmingham
Apparently is does just stand for "generation" but I'm not smart enough to understand how they determine generations.Anything this sciencey probably causes cancer I reckon
>>202081167Open the article & screenshot its contents.
>>202081140>MiddlesbroughWhy the fuck
>>202081189Mad that their pea brains can't comprehend pain so you could torture them without any regret
>>202081225you reckon? personally i wouldnt be so sure and wouldnt really want to torture any animals without good reason because i think theres always a good chance they can suffer
>>202080614got to admire the lad trying his best to scare off something like 10 times his size
Booyakasha!
>>202081139Kys
I’m 18F also never been in a relationship and you’ve made me realise I’m cooked
>>202081284>torture animals for good reasonName a few
>>202081171sometimes get this when I spaff particularly hard
>The casting call also says it is "committed to inclusive, diverse casting".we finna get a black harry potter
>>202081309fuck off wile e. coyote
>>202081319say some foul ape has just eaten your child id want to torture him i think
holy shit lads, my heart sunk for a second pheewdunno what I'd do if e-girl depression beat arr soogs
>>202081263Pöay it at 0.25 for maximum fade in effect
>>202081318you're a man
the closest thing to a lord of the rings styled journey in the world is the appalachian trail and the trail in southern new Zealand
>>202081353That's just survival of the fittest. No point raging. Just let nature run it's course.
>>202081318If you want an older man
currently heating up a bowl of rice pud, gonna put a big dollop of jam in it
>>202081353Fair game. Reckon the chimp understands what he'd done wrong.
thanks but no yanks
>>202081407>Just let nature run it's courseYou have a cock and balls
>>202081401Only ring you've ever destroyed is an onion ring fat boy
>>202081401you're a proper spacker to even remotely care about such a thing
>>202081401forgot to post some images
Gonna watch Columbo in bed
>>202081331We wuz wizards and shieeet
>>202081445gorr wuldnt mind some honest burger onion rings right nowall massive flakey and greasy
>>202080342luv em x
>>202081419yeah and if hes done that then no one actually cares what the ape thinks hes just going to get hurt and thats just how it is unfortunately
>>202081451
>>202081460Living proof you are what you eat
>>202081359>attention seeking whore pretends to be her mum for attention
Might volunteer at the local primary school for the Christmas play.Maybe I’ll do the casting.
I don't remember eating an autistic virgin
Wish I'd studied IT at A Level and just got a career in itStudied computing at A Level and didn't really enjoy it, so I didn't want to be a programmer
>>202081455Columbo was popular here. He embodied the secret service officer, always finding the bad reactionaries.
>>202081450Howling
>>202081450>cock in the signatureabsolute madman
>>202081538>Studied computing at A LevelKtim>and didn't really enjoy itKtinm
Any bulking man in?177cm and 81kg now. Increasing reps every week with my adjustable dumbbell set at home, and I'm thinking of joining a gym.
>>202081546Yeah, you had a bunch of weird soviet animations.
>>202081450upvoted, retweeted, and yes, shared
>>202081571I got a C, what about you?Did my A Levels in 2012-2014. Back then, I fell for the STEM meme and thought it was the future.
>>202081575I start again middle of OctoberProper programme, proper measurements, no fannying around
Mad that as an adult you could learn entire GCSE or A-level stuff over the course of a weekend or two but because you didn't choose it as a subject when you were a child you are no longer allowed to work in anything related to those subjects.
goonna become a surgeon x
>>202081604 q
ah... hello all
>>202081637Is this true?
>>202081610B, went on to do comp sci, got a firstFailed my other a levels though so not of a mad one really
>>202081654Holy shit this made me horny how
My A-levels>French (grade B)>English language and literature (grade B)>Media studies (grade B)And I did an AS level in Law (grade D).If I could go back I would not choose media studies or law and likely do something science based. My brother used to refer to media studies as "lame duck studies".
you aren't allowed to post the furry porn
Give me some whitepills
>>202081654why'd you post that
>>202081575184cm and only 135kg NEED to get to 150
>>202081654well thats peculiar because ice types are supposed to be super effective against grass types
>>202081698*bungs you a box of paracetamol*
It's honestly bullshit how your life is decided at 16-18.I'm 28 now and my interests are so much more varied than back then.I have a great deal of interest in investing and economics and wonder how I'd get a job in that field.I like the idea of learning a trade such as electrician or carpentry but I'd have no idea how to get into it.Or also engineering, or CAD.But no, because I picked the wrong subjects at A Level and ended up studying history at university, my life is aimless.
>>202081196Half of it is marketing the other half is how they timed and organised the working groups for all those specifications in your diagram, and it's started to come together so that basically 4G = LTE, 5G = 5G
Might get sacked lad here 3 essays down 2 to go and one powerpoint Should I get it all done tonight it’s likely i’m safe but i’m stuck and knackered. Drinking another energy drink and vaping like fuck. Heart rates going mental. Think i’ll stop at 2am.
>>202081716ahaha
>>202081654
>>202081664So why did you study it at university?
>>202081736>ended up studying history at university, my life is aimless.Ah well, that's all ancient history now
When I chose my A-levels I planned on moving to Japan to be a manga artist as well so they aren't representative of my current aims in life.
>>202081739good lad, you can finish it. you just gotta stay in the zone
https://youtu.be/f9uBgEnGOx4?si=_r7bQrGPNT1vjLcU
https://youtu.be/uKwt7zfxeH4
>>202081775Its pasta retard
>>202081736I don't know anyone who dossed about in GCSEs and is successful now
>>202081776ahahahahalove peep show me
imagine being an incel named chad
i did A-level computing in my own timeits a doss subjectyou dont learn anything in it which you couldnt learn spending a few minutes a day reading a book
>>202081739what sort of a job requires essays
look, all I'm saying is, maybe hitler was on to something
>>202081801I didn't doss about, I just never knew what to do for a career.
Boring normie talk. Fuck off
>>202081736european cousinberg told me about this weird european custom
get are rishi back x
>>202081596No the russians had the animations.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdo8EGcFx2Y
>>202081826You reckon Hitler ever had a skinful and woke up thundering in the morning?One question mark felton refuses to answer
>>202081808Or better: Chad Doerman, god given name, and then fuck it up completely and sit in prison. Imagine starting a 'carpenter firm Chad Doerman'
>>202081647salam aleykum habibi
shlepped up my schlife
>>202081656Yeah. I looked into it once and you can contact a college and go sit an a-level exam when they're taking them.Didn't want to be the weird nonce in the exam room though that all the kids laugh at
Has anyone here learnt a trade in their 20s-30s?
>>202081860what do you mean
bought an old audi rs6 todayv10 one250 quid on ebay
>>202081921Does joining the civil service count?
>>202081921Does dealing drugs count?
>>202081917I think for adults generally they encourage HNC/HND courses as I understand it.
>>202081927basically what you choose to study when you're like a teenager dictates your whole educational life and im assuming that is what that poster is referring to
>>202081921one of my good mates started a highly specialised trade apprenticeship in his mid 20s, just finished it and he's on big bucks nowaus always needs new tradies 2bh
>>202081860I reckon you yanks have got the right idea that you do a fairly broad 2 year associates and then specialise, if only it weren't so fucking expensive
this bicep tendonitis is going to do me incan barely movechest hurts as well
in some ways i feel superhuman from day 3 of taking mirtazapine and it not being potent enough of a sedative to knock me down
Just made things even weirder with the Discord-fu lads
My underwear really fucking stinks
>>202080069edish for 9:15ish PM 10/09/24?by a guest · 51 minutes agotesticular cancer awareness edish31.82% (7 votes)heather from eastenders edish18.18% (4 votes)rowntrees fruit pastilles edish13.64% (3 votes)narrowboat edish13.64% (3 votes)kia sportage9.09% (2 votes)volauvents edish9.09% (2 votes)strawberry jam4.55% (1 votes)Total votes: 22thanks lads for all your votes. and here it is... your testicular cancer awareness edish OP image!
at the end of secondary school I just did subjects I was interested in, did well enough to get into uni and just went from there
>>202081962How did he do it? Work or college?I've found this training company which looks OK, but I don't want to get scammed out of my money.https://www.accesstraininguk.co.uk/
>>202082009Now? I'm prime minister
Got fucked on a used car. Needs a complete rebuild which would cost 3x what I paid for it. Nothing good in my life
I was "young and gifted" so I did my maths gcse at 14, a-level at 16 and got an unconditional offer to study maths at uni before I turned 17.Don't know what idiots decided to let that happen. Choosing my entire life before I even had armpit hair because I could copy and remember some maths formulas.
>>202082030indeed
>>2020820011 like = 1 respect
>>202082040Which uni
>>202082033Used cars can be amazing value or disasters.
>>202081992Gizza sniff
>>202082009wow, what a radical you are
>>202081736I asked if redoing your a levels was the only option and chatgpt said nah
>>202082026We've got a thing called "TAFE" here which is government funded higher education just for trades. Some people go through that, my mate got a new job as an apprentice which trained him up and also sponsored his TAFE course
>>202082033Caveat emptor
aat level 3 is an a-level qualification and you can do that at any age
>>202082040Put 2 and 2 together mate
>>202081776
>>202082053Prefer not to say. Not a good one, top 50. Had conditional offers for better ones but just took the guaranteed place on advice of my parents, neither of which did anything past high school and were convinced I should take the guaranteed place.
>>202082071aye
watched the football, it was ok
>>202082081dont know a thing about cars. never had a dad or lads.
>>202082143>>202082143
thAT gif got Me a bit randy, might need to breed my hands with my BZC
>>202082072I've no idea how you'd get into CAD.
>>202082060market for lemons because of asymmetric information innityou can counteract the this by buying from reputable dealerships who (hopefully) do their due diligence but of course this is costlier than dealing with private sellers directly
>>202082194seems there options, I think speaking irl to someone or doing more research into it would be bestthe great thing here is that as long as you're willing to learn there's options
>>202082033tell me whats wrong with it exactly
got painful spots all over my scalp don't know what to do about them
>>202084394have you had a wash this month x
