Cheesed to meet youUnripened : >>202054089
>>202092820primo per i cinegri sono stupidissimi
Good morning /med/.
Apparently I eat dogs and cats now.
Good morning! let's pretend to workkkk one more time (I'm unironically tired of this).
gm /med/
>>202092820Imagine the smell...
Not gooning for a week
Ayyoooo medders. Had to wake up at 2:30 am to take my plane lol
>>202094516How did you go to the airport? Mc-man
>>202094288Horrid.
>>202094570*blocks your path*
>>202094516I suppose you already reached Alba, how is the weather up there?
>>202094606Why am I in a warehouse full of cheese to begin with? My dick lead me there, didn't it.
>>202094516Don't fuck Nessie.
>>202094683Congratulations, you got yourself caughtWhat's the next step of your masterplan
>>202094537I travel with my parents this time so we just left the car the airport parking lot.>>202094635Sunny but cold! These scots walk around in tshirt, they don't seem to feel it.
>>202094789May I advise to drop the Chan for the duration of your holiday
>>202094789Scotland seems like a very cool destination, enjoy your holiday
>>202094765you're making me think that there must be some Nessie R34 kek>>202094869I'll consider it. Still gonna post any gemmie I find.>>202094900Thanks fren!
>>202094777Leave.
>>202094949I wouldn't bet against it. I'm told Scotland is very beautiful, so enjoy it.
>>202095017Resistance is futile
>>202094606That must be the stankiest pussy on Earth...So this is the power of Frogs.
>>202095157>mfw I understood most of this.My past teachers would be proud.Anyway, this changes things.
Hehehttps://youtu.be/wIJ84oxAJLM?si=X-L-s4dvdtZ4xBVM
>>202094516good luck in Scotland the gf got food poisoning from eating fish when she went there
>>202095958Hahaha dai non fare l'uccello del malaugurio
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>>202096345Good post
There's an english guy in my class, he looks chuddyHow to proceed?
He talks with a big thick veiny pulsating british accent
>>202097005Beat him up to impose dominance.
>>202097067No man, he looks shy, he cute
>>202097099Well then go and suck his cock it seems it's what you want.
>>202095157Id love her to abuse me with le drama untill i kms
>>202094900Scotland is 4th world
>>202097005I don't like his kind
>>202097154Sounds like you like taking it up the ass>>202097217Why
>>202097563>Sounds like you like taking it up the assI do in fact, problem?
>>202097563He is my enemy
>>202094516send photos from scotland pleaseeeeeee
>202097599I don't talk with fags>>202097607Are you black
Feeling like a squatpilled legdaymaxxer rn6x12+2x12 squats5x12 calves4x9 leg curls4x12 hip thrusts (increased weight by 5 kgs)Time for some coffee.>>202094516Enjoy your time in Scotland friend.>>202094456Succubi will still your seed in your sleep if you don't goon during the day.
>Maltoid moment
>>202097989>>202085134
Finished the interview, it went kind of mid but I think I have chances to get hired.
>>202097787>6x12+2x12 squats>5x12 calves>4x9 leg curls>4x12 hip thrusts (increased weight by 5 kgs)Better amount of volume, the squats beat you up so you lowered the volume, good.
>>202098407Hopefully you pass the incel background check
>>202098476Luckily it's hard to see if someone is tall or short in an online meeting.
reply to this post and every British anon in this thread gets deported to either Birmingham or Slough
>>202098804Rollin
>>202097699No I'm Albannach>>202098804Based
>>202098407>I have chances to get hired.Nice, where is the company based? Is it a spanish company or some other cunt?>>202098457>Better amount of volumeNot to be that guy, but tbf, I do 7x3 sets on leg days which is a total of 21 sets and today too I did 21 sets, but instead of doing 9 total sets of leg extensions, adduction, and abduction, I added those 9 sets instead to other exercises. Wouldn't that technically mean that I didn't lower volume?Also, I tried farmer's walk today with 40 kgs for the lulz. /fit/ says it's goated but in the gym I was told that it fucks up your back. Idk, I kinda felt my back not liking it, but maybe if I improve my form it'll be better. Thoughts on farmer's walk?
>>202098892>ScottishNow i understand, i'll try to convince him that giving the independence to scotland is the best option
>>202098922It's a Spanish company.Well you did compounds over isolations so in that sense it's more volume but I think it's a bit less.Farmer's walks shouldn't hurt your back if you are walking with a straight back, maybe you were doing something wrong.
>>202098941He probably believes that
>>202096345Cыp
frog just wants them British Roses for himself
>>202099452VGH, I suffer being stuck with Shitalian women
Queen-loving tugas, your response to this post? >>202099596>>202094516I trust you will be respectful while in the land of my forefathers. Stay away from Carlton.Do NOT express an opinion on the ongoing Rangers vs Celtic holy war.Don't accept food from women after sunset.If you find yourself in an old man's pub, do not panic, there is always a way out.
>>202099980that's not a queen, that's a human sized brigadeiro
>>202099980>Don't accept food from women after sunset.Even when they are offering pies?
>>202099980What if a woman offers your her toes for you to suck.
There's also a lot of young girls around in the center i study because we share space with younger students, i felt aroused by the sight of so many young fertile pretty girls
>>202100333Imagine getting offered some tasty pie by some scottish girl so as a way of thanking her, you ask what her recipe is, and the next day you invite her over for dinner for some creampie.Haha, that'd be so weird.
>>202100644Sorry, I do not feel bad for sex-havers.
>>202100687Based
>>202100687I'm not a sex-haver, that's the worst thing, i think of their soft pale and hot flesh and i feel sick like a crack addict deprived of taking his dose
Grandma improved. She talked to me today.
Ate half a roasted chicken and some fries, I need to lay down to digest all the food.
>>202100333Especially when they're offering pies. All I can do is forewarn you, son of Hellas.>>202100413>What if a woman offers your her toes for you to suck.Your conflation of eating with intimacy worries me, and I fear you may have developed some misogynistic beliefs. Do not worry, however, as this can be corrected through exposure to feminist literature. Might I suggest The Edible Woman, by Margaret Atwood?
Hey Catnigga, my mum came back from Cyprus yesterday and brought me a few gifts, a nice T-shirt and some tasty sweets: halva of a few different flavours, loukoumi and carob chocolate
>>202101856I would like to hear more about the Turkish delight and carob chocolate. I never took pictures of the stuff my brother brought back, but I wonder if we got given the same brands of anything.How much of it have you eaten so far?
good morning everyone>wake up, there is a massive incident in the factories in an area related to my activities>remember there was a change going that I requested in one of the suppliers involved in the issue>ohfuck.jpg>reading emails, checking logs, performing tests, etc. as the pile of issues mount>after performing tests and verifying some logs, I see that everything related to the change I've requested is ok>after being very nervous, entering several calls, etc. they discover that some jeet from other supplier screwed up something that affected the interconection between suppliers, so API calls, etc were all failing>after they fix, things start working again so now me and a co-worker are working on the clean up>jeet reporting the issue is literaly named POOsalayou better believe in clown world kids, because you're living in one>>202101856tried λουκόμι once, a friend brought from turkeyit really is great with covfefe
>>202102207J E E T E DDon't you have someone/a team to check such problems in real time?
>>202102981yes, they were checking... a team filled with jeets and other clueless peopleI think they simply take notes and nag people to death, since I'm the technical guy I had to check everythingI would like to hear Portuchad's opinion as well, I have a feeling he is also being JEETED hard
>>202102207>there are pajeets in brazilI wonder how well they're doing in mastering the Portuguese language, considering that even when they speak English, I often struggle to understand them.
she hasn't written to me for two days. i think she hates me
>>202104834they are not physically here I work for a multinational company and most of the platforms are in the cloudso a lot of the support and icident team members are sirs> when they speak English, I often struggle to understand them.you're not alone, their english is extremely weird.. I mean, some hue co-workers have bad english and everyone have accents and such but jeets act like they are certain that their english skills are perfect, it's a nightmarefor me is a competition between jeets and chinks for which one is harder to understand>>202104856ah cmon lad, grow a pair
>>202105071I will cut the ones I have so that I can achieve ultimate wizardry.
>>202101995Very good stuff, I had some of it today after lunch with Greek coffee
>>202094456Just goon >>202094516Enjoy your trip! I don't know which exact place of Scotland are you going visit, but the Highlands seem amazing.>>202102207The sir was just doing the needful!
>>202100684I don't know, how strict are Scots.Will her father come after me or no.>>202101627Amazed by the size of the portion.>>202101788Maybe I could accept only a slice, what could go wrong.
Ate some haggis sloppa.Entered some movie set, angered the workers because I took some pics of stuntmen. They're shooting the new Frankenstein movie.Visited the witchcraft and magic museum and had to stop my mum from touching the voodoo dolls and ouija dolls. Visited an old victorian graveyard and the commemorative statue of Wojtek the bear.>>202099980I will show the utmost respect to the Scots, as they are old allies.Thanks for the cryptic recommendations
Here is the part of the museum dedicated to satanism.>>202105236Thanks! I'm visiting Edinburgh with my parents since they dreamed of it for years but we'll try to head out of the city too. Highlands seem a bit too far sadly.>>202099980Also what's going on in Carlton??
Going through my incel arc rnI can sense the absolute disdain of girls when they look or talk to me Can't even get a date
>>202106224that pic looks too gourmet for my taste, specially if it is said haggis
>>202106428Same
I've been a big loose with my diet lately. Nothing like the exaggerations of pre-20th of June though. I have to fix this, and start walking again. I feel that I am almost healed.>>202106224>G-Mom touches a random voodoo doll.>A random old hobo is found in an alleyway with his limbs twisted in horrifically unnatural ways.>>202106364Are those... coins? Medals?
>>202106926Well, Cat-negro?
>>202107095wew lad
>>202107095Built for Average Italian Cock
So uhm... I had sex with a woman again and I'm starting to think it may be better with guys.
>>202107361(You)
>>202107501Good thing I don't believe in God and I'm terribly nihilistic.
I wouldn't stop until my legs go numb.https://x.com/LindyTasteful/status/1833755637949649125?t=BtzMSouilPYtfEV499ISpA&s=19
>>202107709>this page does not existTotal gooning defeat
>>202107361Gman?!?!
>>202107501So I will go to hell because vaginas aren't my thing? >>202107769No.
>>202107769Yeah sure, he's exactly the guy that would have gay sex while he's on holiday with his mum and dad
>>202107997Could have auld-alliance-maxxed while mum and dad where shagging at the hotel frNah, I guess it's a tourist, Nantes/Strasbourg, possibly a /fr/ poster>Plot twist: it's Momo
Good day med am back.Who's the anon who's going to Scotland ?
>>202098407Whatever you do, in interviews you never lie but you ALWAYS exaggerate. If you're decent at programming, say you're an expert, if you know more or less AutoCAD for example, say you're a pro. If you don't know to do smth or don't have the skill, say you're eager to learn and you learn fastYou gotta be a cocky bastard because honesty will get you nowhere. Employers know for a fact candidates will lie or exaggerate, so if you don't, they'll think you're retardedHad this happen to me but thank god i had a good referral
>>202108202It's Mc Gironde(not a borger)
>>202107754It is her, in video.
>>202098457I did 132.5kg on bench the other day benchbro. My previous max was 125Turns out eating A LOT helps lol
>>202108924Congrats.Well there's a reason why people bulk and cut.
>>202108531imagine the dilemma of being with a girl like thisyou feel the need to simp her but if you do she leaves
>>202109347Don't worry, she would never consider us in the first place
>>202109347The only thing I'm imaging is her pregnant.
I got a call from Belgium for a job but didn't pick it up on time, when I called back the guy who answered wasn't the one who called so now I need to wait a bit.I hope I get my ticked to leave Spain.
>>202109443Belgium seems grim as fuck though, the soulless version of France
>>202109440Based>>202109408work with others girls too, you just feel less the need to simp>>202109443>belgiumdon't want to leave a dysfonctional country with communities that hate each others and ruled by a powerless king i see
Cobbee beans just arrived. Holy shit did they smell good (too bad they are not that cheap), will discuss with gman later.>>202105399>Will her father come after me or no.Just fuck her dad too, problem solved. If he likes your dick, so will his daughter.
Saw many scot qts today...>>202107072kek you made me laugh>Are those... coins? Medals?Satanic talismans from what I recall. Pretty interesting yet fucked up. This museum was full of weirdo stuff. I guess I signed up for it lol.>>202107769would have been a crazy plot twist>>202107997kek>>202108118I wish... Instead I'm stuck with my parents in a crowded hotel room watching shitty english procedurals.
>>202109489>>202109537Anything is better than Spain, and after living there for like two years and learning French I'd have many more options.
>>202109079>cutNah bro miss me with that gay shit lmao
>>202109573the jobs are in the ik ook part of the cunt doe
>cutting>bulkingTheoretically let's say a guy is 105 kilos, would his gains be better than if he were 75 (and there would be 30 kgs between the two weights)? Would he still need to bulk to build more muscle, or would he just btfo his own fat and enter a perma-bulk mode?
>>202108435I see, is it for the cagie or for holidays ?
>>202109713holidays for a week
>>202109565One should expect the weird and the messed up from a museum like that.Also, I meant "a bit loose" in my original post.>>202109537Bring out the battering ram.
>>202109959Too skinny
>>202109627The omelette-au-fromatgggggggge belgians are too busy letting all of africa in
>>202109608Well there's so much you can bulk.>>202109627Well I still would try to learn French over Dutch.>>202109682It's complicated, but generally it's better to bulk slowly, something like a 200 to 300 kcal/day surplus is the sweet spot.
>>202110029Too gay>>202109959GROND
>>202110162I had to look that up kek.
>>202110200Yeah, i remember you did not watch the movie
>>202110223I'd feel bad for any woman bearing my child desu.
>>202109565>I'm stuck with my parentsWill you go wherever they go, or will you also travel alone, gchad?
Today's training.OHP 1x1 with 90 kg, 3x4 with 72.5 kg.Close grip bench press 4x6 with 120 kg.Incline dumbbell bench press 3x6 with 50 kg.Unilateral cable tricep extension 3x8 with 18 kg.
Sex
>>202102207>>202104799SAAAAAAAARRRMy poojeting is fine IF I don’t interact with our global IT or sales divisions.Usually the local IT team spends 20% of their time not doing their work but pushing fixes to the global team because the damned jeers keep ruining things, I poor souls.This reminds me of a story at my previous company.>be supplier of machinery for the industry >boss hires jeetoid >surprisingly doesn’t smell of curry>first real project after months of training>saaar machine is almost ready>okay let’s check it>works, more or less, needs some heavy polish in the working cycle>okay let’s call the client>client arrives at the specified time>jeet is eating a sandwich>saaaar I’m eating I no go now>this fucker knew the time of the meeting>colleague of mine goes in his stead>jeet is at the window of the canteen overlooking the shop floor, waving at the client and my colleague with the sammich in his mouth and doing the retarded Indian head bobbing>colleague follows the jeet procedure for operating the machine, the machine starts okay but quickly and literally self destroys itself>colleague goes pale instantly, boss starts apologising profusely and says it was a defective component and it would be solved quickly in two weeks>literally one hundred thousand euros in damage>colleague goes and analyses the code>the spaghettiest shit imaginable. The cycle has basically no redundancies or security measures and it’s basically a lot of timers doing shit in parallel, a nightmare to debug>colleague has to do a week of all nighters to solve the code while the mechanics worked hard to replace all the damaged parts>jeet keeps quiet>the machine works and is delivered ON TIME>crisis averted (except the wasted money and time)>two days after jeet goes and sits next to colleague
Ultra sex
>>202109682All I know is weight heavy rock go up muscle get big
>>202110648>SAAAAARRRR THANK YOU FOR REDEEMING BUT MY CODE WAS GOOD, YOU JUST OPERATED MACHINE WRONG>colleague, the quietest and nicest of us all, simply looks at him>suddenly starts shouting and throwing things in the air>the rage is overflowing so much he throws his computer at the wall destroying it>has to be grabbed by two other colleagues or there would be blood>jeetoid is fired the next day
>>202110846I've had the displeasure of interacting with people from the Indian subcontinent and they entirely deserve their reputation, the thought of them breeding like rabbits and infecting other countries makes me shudder
Only one option: cum inside
https://youtu.be/nwrqQ2jYpwY?si=soSqnMEBSoddOm_N
Thoughts on picrel, frens?>>202111881>Artist's name be like>Bro are you really David?>I'm David FR fr no cap!
total waitress death
>>202107095I don't get it. Is she secretly Portuguese?>>202106224>Ate some haggis sloppa.Brave man, although I hear they doll it up for the touristoids in restaurants. If you get a chance to buy some from the supermarket, you'll be in for a very different experience.>>202106364>Also what's going on in Carlton??Carlton is basically like how Russia was in the early 1990s.
>>202112293mehkinda nice but I have a similar shirt but end up barely wearing it since it looks a bit too fancy so I advise against it
>>202112293Has a bit of a faggy vibe ngl senpai
>>202112293Looks like my grandmother's wallpaper from the 1970s.If you wore this around me, I would be compelled to physically and mentally bully you.
>>202107072>I've been a bit loose with my diet latelyI know the feeling>I feel that I am almost healed.Good to hear <3>>202110967Of course!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDxpAkN6IsY>>202111140Mmmm, a better option came to my mind (which I can't reveal)>>202111881Mmmm (song is nice too)
>>202112293My style. I approve this shirt! <3
>>202112376Lmao what a fag - Veneto (probably), 2024>>202112379Nothing gay about wanting to get my ass slapped by women who could literally suffocate me to death with a leg lock.>>202112435Would you still do that though if I brought your cat some shrimps (while wearing that shirt)?
>>202112293Fruity.
>>202112293>>202112376also looks a bit flamboyantly gay lol
>>202112435>If you wore this around me, I would be compelled to physically and mentally bully you.Hmmm? Wanna bully me? :D
>>202112566>Nothing gay about wanting to get my ass slapped by women who could literally suffocate me to death with a leg lock.No, that's not gay, but the shirt has a bit of that ambigous vibe no ill meaning bro
>find kid some ancestor had>find another, it's twins !>2 death certificates right afteruh oh>>202112313Uh oh, someone got bullied>>202112355feet
>>202112566>double breasted>metal buttons of that style>those pockets>the year of our science 2024 (CE of course)Oh no no nonono.
>>202106364So nice <3>That feeling when you're drinking some Australian Pale Ale (cheers!) and life is beautiful... <3
>>202112681>nice clothes, old man. Did you buy them in '97?
>>202112651>feetYes, I do see your point now.Iranian girl feet.>>202112566>Would you still do that though if I brought your cat some shrimps (while wearing that shirt)?I would call a temporary truce.Your information is outdated though, my cat prefers canned salmon over shrimp now.>>202112610Are you a flamboyant shirt-wearer too?
>>202112938>Your information is outdated thoughWth, since when? 2-3 days ago?
I tried doing assisted pull-ups with a yellow band, don't know the resistance of it, did 5 4 3 3 reps, how good is that
>>202113389>yellow bandWhatd do the colours mean? MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>202112293Stop.The shirt is decent, but not something I'd wear.>>202112502Thanks.
>>202112938>Are you a flamboyant shirt-wearer too?I have two or three in my closet. I noticed that girls (and sometimes even boys) tend to like them
>>202113462I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS THICKER THAN THE LIGHT BLUE BUT THINNER THAN THE ORANGE
>>202113555MASON WE MUST KNOW THE COLOURS. TELL US WHAT DO THEY MEAN? DO THEY CHANGE COLOUR WITH THE AMOUNT OF QT GIRLS SWEAT IN THEM? WE MUST KNOW MASON
>>202113602AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T REMEMBER JAHVE SAVE ME
Bros... I'm not sure how much longer I can row row fight the power...
>>202113635Ok, we will now drug you a lot and let your mind imagine psycho russians in snowy prisions ok thxbye
>>202113701Sounds comfy i give my consent
>>>/s/22052890
>>202113389I'm also 80 kg as a 174cm manlet btw
>>202113554>(and sometimes even boys) tend to like themStraighest pole.
Good day frens, I have some news regarding my promotion, I've been called by the head of the HR department to have a meeting on this fridayI think I' got the job if I don't shit myself at the meeting
>>202113915Talking about boys, there's a clearly and extremely zesty brazillian operator after me at the factory.Imagine a tall kinda chubby brazillian guy with curly hair with the muttest face looking at you and always saying, with the fruitiest accent "hellooooooooo sure is hot todaaaayyyyyy" while smiling a lot.I have now started to not go to the part of the factory where he works in. I hope nothing breaks there.>>202113925>hello>mr. irmão, we're here to talk about your promotion>uh oh really? ahah, well *braaap*>*strange faces* yes yes, your *sniff* ughhhhh... promotion, yes>(shouldn't have eaten those 12 eggs, need to ease on the bulk damn) hmm yes, and what about it?>we'd like to promote you to head of depart-*braaaap*, I mean, lab teamlead-*braaaaaaap* aaah hmmmm... quality technician *BRAP*BRAP*plop* official fishie hammered, yeah that's it!
guys please rate this song 9.9 to 10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tns7ZeiJEZI
>>202114396lalala lalalala lalalala lalalala/10
>>202114139i'm not gay but honestly it would make my day. not the cringe larp shit, the zesty coworker smiling at me.
>>202114575appreciate you rating
>>202113389It doesn't matter as long as you keep getting more reps or use a lighter band next time.>>202113889I'm 83.5 kg at 172 cm.
>>202114139>after meCan't suffer in 'tugal. Wish there was a twink who was after me desu.
>>202114883>It doesn't matter as long as you keep getting more reps or use a lighter band next time.I tried doing pullups without bands and i could do 3 or 4 in the first setSomething that i notice at the gym is that i don't progress with weights, i mean, i keep getting bigger and gaining muscle but i think i can't lift much more since i started to hit the gym 16 months ago
>>202114883>I'm 83.5 kg at 172 cm.I have a flat belly at my weight, a lay of fat on it but my belly is flat i think, how can i check my body fat percentage
>>202113462That's a proper ass, built for sex.
>>202115152on fit there is a calculator according to measures of your body
I had a proper dinner tonight, meatballs in tomato sauce, fresh bread, halloumi and Löwenbrau Oktoberfestbier
>>202115097>I tried doing pullups without bands and i could do 3 or 4 in the first setThat's a start.>Something that i notice at the gym is that i don't progress with weights, i mean, i keep getting bigger and gaining muscle but i think i can't lift much more since i started to hit the gym 16 months agoThat's weird, if anything the first year in the gym it should be that you get much stronger than muscular as you get neural adaptations to lifting.>>202115152Body fat percentage is hard to measure, the reliable methods like DEXA scans are expensive.And it doesn't really matter, just see how you look like and how you want to look like and work towards that goal.It doesn't matter if you are 18% or 20% if you know you want to get leaner and you need to do a cut (just to give an example).
>>202115239But that's shit, i weight 8 kilos more than when i started hitting the gym but i notice my bodyfat is lower than when i started, the calculator would say that i'm obese
>>202115362idk, try ityou measure hip, neck, and chest
>>202115317>That's weird, if anything the first year in the gym it should be that you get much stronger than muscular as you get neural adaptations to lifting.I know man, it doesn't make any sense to me either
>>202115317>Body fat percentage is hard to measure, the reliable methods like DEXA scans are expensive.>And it doesn't really matter, just see how you look like and how you want to look like and work towards that goal.>It doesn't matter if you are 18% or 20% if you know you want to get leaner and you need to do a cut (just to give an example).I go by days and feels, some days i eat like a pig and other days i try to eat the less possible, i'm happy with the results to be honest>>202115411I might try, thx
Would you like a pet dino ?
>>202115525What I do is basically the same everyday and weight myself every day in the morning, and then adjust calories depending on my objectives and how the weight is changing.But not everyone can do that.
>>202115290Nice, what does halloumi taste like ?
>>202094606I'd let her taste my dick cheese if you catch my drift
>>202115639Yes, would go to shitty neughborhod without a leash
>>202115655I weight myself like once a week, not really obssesed over it, just want to lose bodyfat
>>202113925Wear a diaper, just in case.
>>202115766Based, and then he'd attack shitbulls
>>202110648>>202110846they should have left him clobber the jeet
>>202115680Fresh, tasty, chewy, very salty
Btw catnigga if you see this, you told me British slop is not that good.I've been eating Mornflakes now for some days and I can tell you that it tastes like eating at a michelin star restaurant when compared to nestle cereals.
>>202092820>>202094288>>202094606
>>202097005take him to the closest balcony
Just saw a fox in the street, heading towards neighbor's garden, that's quite rare>>202116154Would be great on sandwiches
>>202116627Agreed, but you would need something like lettuce or tomatoes to balance it out
BE AWAAAAREThat a room of gartic phone will be created at 22h (in 30 bings)
Had a can of sweetcorn yesterday for dinner and it was delicious, so I bought another can today, but it didn't taste anywhere near as nice for some reason. Now I just wasted 210kcal on something I didn't even enjoy.>>202117849I'll be there.
Mы paздyвaeм пoжap миpoвoй
>>202118254A y paзвeдчикoв cyдьбa пopoйКopoткa, кaк pyкoпaшный бoй,И нeбo cинee нaд гoлoвoй,И дo звeзд лeгкo дocтaть pyкoй
Holy gemeraldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMPAAuG2pH8>>202117849Won't be able to play Kena again today. Shit. Would be kino if 6 /med/ders would join tbf.
>med>everyone speaks englishThe eternal anglo won yet again.
>>202118254We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine
>>202118439Shut up Allan
>>202118439smelling good aland :DD
I fucking love butter on toast.
>>202118675I really like it too
>>202118675Based, eat some onions along with it.>>202118439We could try only speaking in /med/ langs tbf, but some posters would have a hard time with that.
It's out !https://garticphone.com/en/?c=00d198a73chttps://garticphone.com/en/?c=00d198a73chttps://garticphone.com/en/?c=00d198a73cStarting at 22h05 (in less than 10 bings) if there are 4 players of less. Or until we have 4 players.Late niggas can join anyway, they will be able to play on the next round
>>202118919Or more*
Wow, /med/ders are numerous. Still starting at 22h05 (dough).
>>202118910>We could try only speaking in /med/ langs tbf, but some posters would have a hard time with that.Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone starts busting out the Hungarian, then you're just squinting at it, unable to even identify which words are nouns and which ones are verb.Our languages are the odd ones out. We don't fit neatly into the dialect continuum that stretches from the shores of Portugal to the mountains of Italy. The black and grey sheep of the family.
Cam on omelette
How do you paint so good
Quite happy about those twonew round soon btw
>>202119139>not speaking spanish in 2024 ADLol, lmao even.
damn, you didn't get the 9/11
Sorry Booma.New round soon, last for me fr fr
That was iMuy Bueno!, as our Hungarian friend would say, but I have to call it there.
I will post contents unrelated to your game, pardon the intrusion
>>202120031I will post pictures about based movies, hope you don't mind
>>202119982Ok that was one rude, I can afford to buy kinder I don't need to steal them.
>33hrs before work
>>202120441calm your gaycel rage
>>202120441>∞hrs before work
>>202120168Some could mind, i do not. Be my guest.
>>202120555I hate how buttmad I actually am because of dumb work shitneed to find funnymal videos to calm down the seethe
>>202120588FEEEEEEET.
>>202120728so, what about the waitress
>>202120781she's just an annoying cunt always whining about me going to fast and ringing the bell too loud bc there's only 'her and the barman to serve cliebts the afternoon which I understand is annoying so I decided to chill and give her more time and even help serving when I got nothing to dobut now some clients complained to the bosslady that some orders take too long in the afternoon and that fat stupid bitch cunt has blamed it on me being too slow when she's always crying when I send everything right awaythe whole ordeal started a salle vs cuisine civil war bc the other cook that works with me the afternoon obviously took my defensecringe work environment
>>202120771Feet were created for walking, with no sexual purpose.
>>202121090Wtf
>>202121090that's a yikes for me dawg>helping a stupid bitchbesides i don't see how it can take longer to bring plates than you cooking them
>>202121090i admire your resilience man if i didnt have an office job i would kill myself
>>202121166like the other day I had to redo five crêpes bc they all got completely cold sitting there for 5 minutes beforr she got off her ass to bring em out and I don't complain I don't snitch and that bitch still fucks me over because she's older so the boss trusts her more for no other reason than thatI'm breaking my fucking back everyday and still need to hear dumb ass things like thatthis job really dicksand not in a yummy sexy way too
>>202121117You shall cease this malarkey, fren, no feet go with no adoration and worship, let me tell you.
>>202119929kek, motherfucker
>>202121438I will not comment on your choices any further, but i also refuse to accept your doctrine. Repent and, if possible, may we all have sex.
>>202121117>Feet were created for walking, with no sexual purpose.If female feet were designed solely for the purpose of walking, then why did God make them so attractive? God could have given women hooves if he didn't want man to lust over them.It seems that your theories do hold up to the rigours of peer review.
Been to places; done some things.
>>202121090Let's discuss revenge. How do you plan to get your own back on her?
>>202121763Are you the rapist of the village (country) ?
>>202121806Of course not.
>>202121764dumas taught that revenge is... le bad...
>>202121764>revengehelping a kid in needs of course
>>202121870Are you really going to trust something a French person said?
https://youtu.be/NoPFB8h2-Sg?si=6KdAWRRnllZrr_xc
>>202122085Better than a britbong
>>202121870Was he actually black? From the pics he seems a tanned whiteoid with an afro
>>202122085I trust a BBC's wisdom>>202122466he was mulatto
>>202122404You're still mad about that whole Industrial Revolution thing, aren't you?
>>202122867just common sense
