dancing woman edition
nothing like a fat nut, chug of espresso and a cigarette all within the span of a minute.
Hollywood has too many comedy films nowadays and too few superhero films, remakes, reimaginings and decades-later sequels which would no doubt bring in box office numbers based on nostalgia alone.
always laugh when I click into the reddit comments on these posts and there's top-level comments saying it's long covidfuck all to do with long-covid. Every one of these is menthol elves. People are done.
just got in from toil
>>202094974decades of boomers telling everyone to 'get an education or you wont get a job!' and this is what happens kek.
got a delivery man coming in less than half an hour and I'm still in bed x
take my love, take my land, post memes that I cannot standI don't care, I'm still free, you can't take /brit/ from methere's nowhere I'd rather be, except maybe on the PS3you can't take /brit/ from meeeee*twang twang-twuh-twuh-twang*
>>202095038too late now lad might as well reschedule the delivery for tomorrow
>>202095038hair ruffling inbound
ur jelly
got the super nintendo emulator open
>>202094589what about those places that buy your empty bottles? what exactly happens to them? at home i bag all my empty beer bottles, aluminium cans and hoard them in the garage. 2 years worth of empty bottles and cans got me like 90 bucks last time, not bad ţbh, better than nothing. but when i went to the place to dump them off i saw them crushing heaps of cans into big cubes, sorting out the glassware, they must do something with them
>>202094974"men'ul elves" has become such a catch-all term that it has lost all meaning and credibilitythese students don't have mental health issues, they just can't be arsed to join the workforce
>>202094910arrest them allhave they no shame
>>202095063looks a bit dry but would still scran
godless orientalshttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1726016406451979.webm
>>202095063corr bit peng
off to the paki shop, any of you fat cunts want anything?
>>202095069we don't have those, there's zero financial incentive to recycle here
>>202095104monster ultra, big pack of hula hoops, maoam pinballs, big bar of cadbury oreo
>>202095104extra large packet of quavers, a can of special brew and a pack of dunhills
there's zero financial incentive to be in Britain lmao
thank you guys for making skins
>>202094924I've got a cappuccino, a glass of milk, and a bong
>>202095172why are you pairing an already very milky beverage (cappuccino) with another glass of milk
>>202095100superb post
>>202095172DUDECOFFEELMAOwhy can't you coffee addicts shut the fuck up about it?
Recommend some good lefty youtubers
>>202095196friendlyjordies
>>202095172honestly, very cringe.
*nasal voice*why are you pairing an already very milky beverage (cappuccino) with another glass of milk
getting noticeably cold outmight need to switch to the winter duvet
>>202095195>he says this as he winces trying to gulp down his hot leaf juice
>>202095206it's a valid question
>>202095161more of a second generation fan personallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-8bzBfBP-k
>>202095196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN_Rk6Xxv3I
>>202095196lefty or righty you can learn guitar from either
>medrinks a coffee>you>>202095212
Finished watching that anime Frieren, all 28 episodes.Did I enjoy it? Not really. Reckon I'm just much too old for this stuff now.
Another fucking day in my gay ass life
Trumpbros...did we lose?
ah, my crepes are done
>>202095257haven't paid any attention to new anime in about 10 years
>>202095257would quite like to cum inside frieren if I am honest
might be putting something naughty in my mouth today
>>202095284why dont you go ask somewhere that gives a fuck
what's the all about then lads I'm not expecting anything
>parcel stupid fucking bong word
just can't keep up with the work groupchat banter. Have a hard time distinguishing /brit/ humour from normies humour. It's a minefield
>>202095314Sometimes chinese amazon sellers send out random shite to get confirmed deliveries as part of their schemes leaving fake reviews. "Brushing scams" they are called.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54055669
buzz of the post wank caffeine fuelled cigarette wearing off. feel cold and tired now. might just go back to bed.
>>202095284Enjoy your 2 day and 23 hour vacation from posting.
Vitamin d, vitamin c, calcium, zinc and cod liver oil DOWN the hatch
>>202095397all found in cum
>>202095404>cod liver oil
>>202095397which one of those fixes you being a mong?
Update: the load I blew just a few moments ago got between my toes
put fresh sheets on the bed yesterday but my bedroom still smells
up at 7:30 today. clues gaining by the minute
>>202095476Im still in bed, piloting my life via the teams app
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5W5tk4MbpEthoughts?
>>202095416The getting up at 6:30 and going to the gym while the rest of you lot rot in your smeggy beds
>>202095476what have you achieved in the last hour and a half?
>>202095139>maoam pinballsbased
I must have woken up in the US, why is this all over the BBC? Who fucking cares
>>202094910>imagine being that low inhibition>>202095531100 posts on 4chan
>>202095549bbc is a fucking joke for news now
>>20209554951st colony lad
>>202095549seen a 'fact check' on the ctv and genuinely was confused why the fuck it matters.desperate journalists trying to make a buck through the clicks.
>>202095549Anyone who is interested in any news of any kind
>>202095560bizarre to video tape this
>>202095549Yeah mate because the outcome of an election of our biggest partners has no bearing on this country whatsoever
why do you keep trying to do that lad?
>>202095560That's like soooo hot
>>202095590It barely makes any difference
>>202095590didn't catch that, could you repeat without the yank cock slamming the back of your throat?
>>202095604Well it does so
>>202095607Mate you're posting on /brit/ at 3 in the morning gain a clue
>>202095611Prove it zoomer
>>202095607Ignoring yank cock fucking your face doesn't mean it's not happening
what a cunt.
>>202095611For what it's worth, you can pretty much stop caring about the election now. It's going to be Kamala. Google Allan Lichtman and his 13 keys if you want to learn more
>>202095620War on terror2008 financial crashIsraelDone, you're done!
buzzing
>>202095653>IsraelHow does that affect us in any way?
What's the point of Schengen if countries, in this case Germany, are allowed to just overrule it whenever they like?
>>202095607Vassal state
>>202095618and you're here at 9am, gain that clue.
>>202095669*quickly scrambles to make the same jews running the world joke and the follow up post to someone replying with "joke"*
>>202095526we've been done
>>202095303my advice? get a cosplay gf. then you can fuck fictional women.
>>202095670cause germans rule europe when they lose and when they win.
>>202095257The first 3 episodes are fantastic and then it turns into a generic anime.
>>202095669The British government generally aligns to US policy on Israel in the ways that matterWe spend money on itIt impacts our domestic politicsMuslims threaten politicians over it and it could serve as a rallying call for wogs
>>202095662tulsaking at this
she's such an icon
>>202095694women are happy to dress up if you ask them to you don't need to have one that cosplays specifically
*wobbles about*
>>202095742new gavin and stacey looks brilliant
>>202095733one's who do it 'professional' are a huge cut above just slapping some cheap costume on.
>>202095742Maybe we aren't so different after all
>>202095694too early for a wank. will save for later
>>202095742Surprisingly nimble for a fat cunt
>>202095742man would be a rizz god if he lost that weight and dressed like an adult.
>>202095765Cosplay girls are mentally ill, have a look on /cgl/. There's a /brit/ thread there full of actual women.
>>202095733cosplay gfs will be more familiar with the relevant material and thus capable of in character roleplay
>>202095816>mentally ill people congregate on 4chanearth shattering revelation there mate
haven't sleptdire. grim, even
>>202095841Thanks
>>202095860naughty
19 year old rorke imfuriated the pensioners aren't getting an extra £200 for existing
>>202095397swap out the calcium for magnesium and this is me
spilled coffee on my mariya takeuchi LP :(
>>202095397i just take a multivitamin with all of them
>>202095676I'm dossing off from my WFH jobYou're staring at a screen, eyes bloodshot, rattling out posts We're not the same
>>202095882>imfuriatedhave never ONCE experienced this emotionexceedingly caln person me
my personality? i swallow a bunch of pills and lift pieces of metal up and down. date me please x.
>they're eating the dogs
fuck i love being me
>>202095935Sorry to hear that but very good taste anon. Any recs? Don't say Plastic Love.
>>202095955i'm being a comfy neet while you containment your lesiure space with permanent toil stink. so yes, we really aren't the same.
who tuched my chocolits
>>202095971Oh No, Oh Yes! is p chill
>>202095971for me it's university streetI like plastic love a lot too although the rest of the album it came from is quite different
your government-assigned Frieren cosplay gf
stupid fat bastards
ootz, ootz, fuaaar yeh kuzz
>>202096014get off twitter mate. why do you poison yourself like that.
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
>>202096042would you fuck Trump?
now then, now then*sucks cigar*
>>202096029same... what's going on haha. too many flags without union jacks am i right
>>202096006Woah WTF I thought that was only a Nakamori Akina song. I like her version better, personally. Probably because I have a smoking fetish (some funny engrish in here as well) https://youtu.be/zPlRLczZCxM?si=zCdDo9BGZFQ8BYW2
>>202096043the student scam is one of the great tragedies of our time in this country. fully enabled by the government.
>>202096045yh
barely eat out at all mecan't afford it
riddled by anxiety againtime for my ashy-g
miss my ex
>>202096084>>202096086>>202096090blgo on
>>202096049hadnt heard the original til now, cheers, you like mai yamane? time doing time is my jam
>>202096084rolling for 53-57
was going to get a haircut but i cba to go
>>202096046have another lad
>>202096104Never heard of her but I'll check it out
>>202096084thought those were age ranges at first being jap inspired and all
>>202096084When you can actually afford to you should buy a high quality piece of meat and learn how to make a decent homecooked meal with high end ingredientsIts nice, learning to cook well feels good, plus once you get the art and chemistry down of perfecting a specific dish its super sweet because you can make it literally whenever and it wows people
>>202096119meds
>>202096148shes the singer from one of the well known cowboy bebop songs
>>202096160>When you can actually afford to you should buy a high quality piece of meatmy mum told me not to call women that
>>202096160translation: yank discovers food that isn't fast food.
>Tugendhat is a Roman Catholic who identifies with Jewish people.>Jenrick is married to Michal Berkner. She is nine years older than Jenrick,[99] and is the grandchild of Holocaust survivors.[100][101] She is an Israeli-born and US-educated corporate lawyer who practises mainly in London. Together, they have three daughters, whom they are bringing up in the Jewish faith.Fantastic, so the of the four remaining Tory candidates you've got two with dual loyalty to Africa and two with dual loyalty to Israel
These threads are starting to become my favorite thing on this site. I know we give each other a lot of shit but I want you all to know that I appreciate you!
does reggielad still post here
>>202096043Bizarre account, supposedly some Chinese girl who seems to really really hate IndiansWrites like a pol user
>>202096197so heckin wholesome you should log in so you can get some 4chan karma bro!
>>202096181What dishes do you like to make?
>>202096249Dalit hands scratched out this post
>Kemi Badenoch is 6 foot tallDAYUM
>>202096197This is /brit/ so we have a responsibility to recognize that this is their thread, but America and the rest of the Anglo nations are daughter nations of that great civilization and I'm so lucky to be apart of it.
>>202096084hate eating in restaurants me so I never go out to eat
>>202096278need her to step on my bollocks
Off for a drive
Smashed it
>>202096197>>202096287Just for the avoidance of doubt yanks are not welcome here and we don't like you posting here
Here's a picture of a willy laying some wiresadly I couldn't find any pics of a willy laying pipe
>>202096292every woman within 10km of you just felt the ick
>>202096197are we brothers?
>>202096321no women get within 10km of you heheheh
>>202096312>auto>shitboxErrrr
he tugge he hatte :]
>>202096278Mental how a woman who got into this country via a citizenship loophole is front runner to be the leader of the opposition party
>>202095786Don't think you can "dress like an adult" and do parkor at the same time
>>202096321I hate women
>>202096334NOT a shitbox
>>202095742Better than that aussie slag's olympic routine
>>202096330yeah but that's just because of the sex offender listing
might become one of those mongs that's too stupid to drive manual so I learn automatic
>>202096373Genuinely going to wank to this
>>202096373Imagine the smell
>>202096380U can’t do that u have to pass in a manual
thinking about getting into anime but im not sure
>>202096380Tell your mates, not us
>>202096359>top mounted accelerator>plastic pedals>high driving position>transit van plasticsLooks like one
Oh no, the stingray hunter just got killed by a crocodile
>>202096409god forbid someone posts in the threadmong
>>202096409Don't be mean
what's the point of australia
>>202096082stop replying to people asking me questions pretending to be me, I'll kill you for this gimmick you cretin
>>202096407that's how it starts. then one day you slip up into the NTR crowd. early prevention is the cure.
Lads should I have a wank or do some reading?
>>202096420It’s an a4 and it cost me 16 thousand pounds
>>202096380It's exactly the same principle as gears on a pushbike, you just have a clutch pedal as well.
>>202096474Boot up some smutty fanfic and do both x
>>202096474read about wanking
>>202096474why not both?
Mental how Count Dankula is getting a divorce. He seemed to have such a good marriage with his wife, guess we never know what's going on behind the scenes.
>>202096479too stupid for it mateget too confused and can't multi task
rainforest bbc
>>202096515you shouldn't be driving then
>>202096478Should have got a 330d lad
>>202096515so how do you cope with being on a busy roadway or place with loads of pedestrians walking around with multiple things going on simultaneously that could be a source of accident?
think i might go to whitby today, lads. weather's right for it
smartschoolboy9
only poor people drive manuals in 2024
>>202096577only shit drivers complain about manuals
why have a car at all I say
https://x.com/AstridWett/status/1833099199488954459
you lads pretending you actually read books again?
>>202096602freedom and convenience
she dont liiike that kind of behaviour
>>202096602unfortunately toilberg doesn't open their establishment right next door.
>>202096577I had a DSG Golf R and 8 speed 3 litre BMW for about 4 years, back in a fiesta st now because they just weren't as funAutos are better in luxury cars or boring stuff but in sportier cars you can't beat a manual. I'm hoping I can get an M2 in a few years and that'll 100% be a manual one
>>202096545I don’t really know much about cars
>>202096643aye, driving a manual is simply more fun. plus the control over your engine's torque and revs is massively useful at times
another day of toil (about 2 hours of meetings and doing nothing)
just put some hand cream on
>>202096657>>202096643think about it, 90% of driving your stuck in traffic in this country and on shit roads, manual is good as a second car when you can find an empty b-road but for everyday manual is just a pain in the arse
>>202096628Doesn't seem like more freedom or convenience than not having a car. Seems less convenient. You've got to park it, mot it, insure it, maintain it, worry about it getting stolen. Danger of driving. Fines. Licence points. Road rage. Traffic. Risk of running someone over. The list is endless really
>>202096686changing gears is piss easy, using the clutch is piss easy. if you're not a dogshit driver it becomes basically automatic. it's hardly any more of an inconvenience even if you're stuck in traffic
>>202096696parking tickets too, that's a big one
>>202096686>90% of driving your stuck in trafficspeak for yourself, townie
>>202096696i can tell you've never had a car.i used to say the same things until i got my first one
might start posting on s4s as my main board
>>202096686Depends where you liveI work from home 3 times a week and when I go to the office I get the train. Gym is about 8 miles away but if I take the back way which is an extra few miles it's great twisty B roads.
Libido has been very low past few days I think its all the exercise and calorie deficit
>>202096725I've had a car for years but I'm thinking the same thing recently, if trains were more reliable and cheaper as they should be I'd ditch the car, rather just sit back on a train rather than deal with the stress of driving on englands overcrowded shite roads, but alas the trains are even worse
>>202096630thought they killed british steel
>>202096739>exerciseno>calorie deficitprobably this. make sure you're getting enough nutrition
>>202096728i prefer /bant/ cause it's like a better /b/
>>202096728spent about 10 minutes there in total but it seems quite le quirky reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZbIxknkpVQ
>>202096756on a reasonably intense cut but should be over sooner rather than later
>>202096759just had a look and a floating pixel touhou character appeared on my screen
My mother hates me
>>202096842does she or is she just hysterical and mentally illspeaking from experience
hardcore porn japanese lesbian rimming
I would like to know the actual reason why Indians do smell so bad, if they live here they have access to showers, body wash, deodorant and washing machinesno reason why my office should smell bad everytime I walk past them
still reeling from spending 200 quid on some new glasses yesterday
Cole PalmerWhat a handsome English man!
>>202096872spent £60 on my cheap chud glasses
>>202096725I've passed my test but then never went on to get a car, because anything long distance I used trains for, and now my workplace is walking distance
speeding tickets as well, not to mention increasingly anti driver laws like ULEZ in London and 20mph in Wales
>>202096864they eat lots of strong smelling food so their sweat smells bad. If you don't eat smelly shit you don't smell bad even if you sweat.
>>202096772yeah that rabbit example as i was saying we used to call em cunnies in english too but stopped for obvious reasonsisnt that mental?
got a fat week extension on this project because the unit coordinator changed
>>202096883He’s half black, that’s why he’s so good at futbol
>>202096884I have peak chud glasses at the moment so I accidentally went to the high-end glasses place and tried on about 10 pairs so I felt like I had to buy something
>>202096915leave it on teams next time
>>202096883sir cole palmerget them assisted
>>202096884>>202096925what are chewing gum glasses?
>he wears glassesscreaming
>>202096872rip off, just get the cheap frames
>>202096942lol inisurrounded by speccy bams here
>>202096756>>exercise>noCould easily be, if you fatigue your CNS enough you're not going to he up for shagging
>>202096919>He grew up in Wythenshawe with one sister, raised by a dental engineer father and a dyslexia assessor motherweird jobs
Dreamcast? Kinohttps://youtu.be/qmfIuF2Oy3M?si=JuIiwQ6LVCVZLeYp
>>202096965sexo
>>202096919He's like an 8th black or summat
>>202096965Is this AI?
>>202096943the cheap frames I have look terrible on meprefer to walk around blurry than wear them
>>202096972now that is a speccy bam
>>202096961sounds like the intro of a home buying tv show>and they have a budget of £50 million
>>202096972alri pete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBTNVre3fs
go for a walk in the park, what's the worst that could happen
>>202096974rape mode: activatedcommencing rape sequence in 5..4..3..2..1..
>>202095079Yeah all those jobs like... Nothing
Don't see the fun in raping an unconscious person
>>202097002must've been a woke
>>202097002surely there's a lot of poo involved in spontaneous bum rape don't know how they do it
>>202097035they enjoy the poopoo
wearing glasses got to be one of the best predictors of being a virgin like having an android phone
HATE when people have coffee breath
>>202097002just more problems for us unusually handsome lads to worry about *le sigh*
>>202095079>these students don't have mental health issues, they just can't be arsed to join the workforceThey have mental health issues because this country is a fucking shithole with no future3rd worlders at least have the dream of reaching our levels of development, but those of us that are living in it are faced with a nihilistic shitshow where we all hate eachother
>>202097051you've been done
>>202097051in what world are you ever in the right here
>>202096972
>>202097051don't see the problem we have an entire political board if you want to discuss these things
>>202097051slit your wrists.
oh my fucking days160eur speeding fine in direland and the cunts cannot take paymentbuild a web payment portal you spastics
>>202097059and the best course of action to fix this is to just sit at home watching Netflix and claiming benefits?
>>202097051Only bad thing I see is that you were warned instead of outright banned.
>>202097092which British county is Germany in again?
>>202097103nta but yes
>>202097048men don't have iphones unless they're gay or african americans, men have androids
>>202097096just dont pay it what are they going to do send the Garda to come get you?
>>202097113lol cope
>>202097096why would you pay that?
>>202097080No, /pol/ is a red board, different thing. Have you seen how many threads there have been about brexit here?
>>202097113>men have androidsvirgin men do
>>202097103How does working fix it, exactly? Nothing does you utter fuckwit, this civilisation has run its course
>>202097138
>>202097138look you've been told the truth on the matter if you want to throw a little tantrum go ahead you sad little man
not a single positive post in this thread
>>202097110
g'nite lads have a good day
>men have androids
>ET for the Atari, generally considered the biggest gaming flop of all time>$63–79 million spent on licensing (adjusted for inflation)>sold 1.5m copies>Concord>estimated $100m budget>sold 25,000 copies
>>202097169pooey willy
>>202097118>>202097130unpaid fine = court summons, which they could well act on when I return to Ireland
>>202097180this was so needed
swear i was on /v/ for a second there.
>>202097128>>202097144very iphone owner responses right here
fellas
>>202097189you know what my next piece of advice will be about returning to ireland
I workAnd it's shit
>>202097169what're the doctor's orders then?
>>202097200to be fair, androids certainly aren't the phone of choice of the shagger are they lad
>>202097160>>202097162very retard responses right here
>>202097208>avoid going to ireland forever over 130 quidkek
>>202097225says the one sitting with a fine he doesn't know how to pay
Dad fucked my arse this morning when I was asleep he’s so weird lol
>>202097230oh no how horrible, never again will he be able to experience all the wonders of Ireland
>>202097248>>202097248>>202097248
>>202097230if someone offered me £130 or a trip to ireland I know which one I'm taking
calling them "androids" is the actual sign of a virginnormal people would just say you have a samsung instead of an iphone
>>202097221can't imagine any shagger would be affected by female iphone peer pressure as women aren't peerscan't imagine how a man could own an iphone and then join in on the womanly corporate shilling for apple
>>202097225can hear the tears falling onto your keyboard as you mash this out
