i'm 33 now and i still feel and look like a 26 year old, whether that's a good or bad thing, who knows but i'm not weighed down by feeling or looking old yet.
ihateeverything about jews
>dogshit : Check>JF : Check>editonless :Check
do you reckon loads of black girls will become conservative if kemi becomes master of the tory party?
smartschoolboy9
What we thinking for lunch, lads?
>>202098854I'm 33 and bald
>>202098832>opponent is Haitian but I've had Chinese takeaway once a week for the past decade
je dirai... un sandwich
seen a cadsbury ad and it made me cry
>>202098867poo barm peng poo
having to delay my trip to cambridge for a poo
>>202098867me? easy. Exercise and book reading. We should be learning every moment of the day.
ate 2g of shrooms earliermade how fragile our grips on reality really are
>>202098867Either tomato soup and garlic bread or chicken kiev with potato salad. Cant make my mind up.
Jane Carkill is a lesser known artist and by far the prettiest woman in Ireland
>>202098856it's not a JF though is it let's be honestit's some permanently online autist that craves attention using a VPN
and the edish?>>202098867shreddies
I’m a nonce
>>202098867Bacon baguetteStreakywith tomato sauce
imagining a scene where the germans won ww2 and hitler collapses into the arms of goebbels while crying and says i couldve killed more like that scene from schindlers list
>>202098867gotta find a way to use up half a can of tuna, some burger sauce, and a tray of diced chicken breast
>>202098867speghetti hoops
Wasn’t the /brit/ story a thinly veiled post-2016 allegory about social alienation?
me? easy. I'm actually a yank but use a VPN here to fit in. You'll never know.
messaging my work coach
>>202098860fair enough2 seasons worth of curiosity though? I just don't bother anymore if I know it'll be shite
>>202098867Bacon bacon mutty time
Us Scandinavians are devolving the ability to shit, that's how much coffee we drink.
Trumps absolutely lost it hasn't he lads? Eating cats and dogs? lmao. The man is demented. Who on earth actually thinks voting for him is the sensible thing to do. Country over party lads. Remember that.
>>202098959>tattsdropped
there goes my hero watch him as he cums
>>202098867only just about to eat breakfast. porridge
>>202098982
>>202098955i just like to get high and mong out watching any old slop
>>202098979he'll release some jfk files though and we'll finally see if bill hicks was right
tantrum loading
Swearing off coffee until my teeth are back to normalFar to yellow at the moment
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
Pooing right now, you can't stop me
I dunno if I will leave the house today.There's nothing for me out there.
>>202098995mental how grohl had the ol' secret affair babywas reading the comments on a fb post about it and they were all upset middle aged women fans of the foo fighters
saw this british film at the bfi last night, the draughtman's contract. remarkably good. the dialogue was hilarious, 50 words would be used when 15 would have sufficed.
>>202099029suck on my willy and ill cover them in my secret whitening gel
>>202099040why not feed the ducks at the park
business idea: gastro-intestinal pubs
>>202099035*reaches up through your toilet and puts a cork up your bum*
>>202099046Jealous you can go there
>>202098992
>>202099043nobody cared the last time you posted this either
>>202099043upset that it wasn't them, presumably
>>202098974
>>202099057they've all gone south for the winter
>>202099043>was reading the comments on a fb postdid you have fun on whirlpool forums after boomer?
Haven't watched anything fictional since covid, that was more than enough
oh mydayys
Anyone want a pic of my poo?
>>202099043imagine being a fan of the foo fighters
>>202099046 "Paper late!" cried a voice in the crowd"Old man dies!" The note he left was signed 'Old Father Thames'It seems he's drownedSelling England by the pound
>>202099043back in the day it was excepted as normal that a rockstar would shag about on tour and get random girls pregnantnow it's treated as a shocking scandal
>>202099108...yh
>>202099064just copped additional (You)s didn't I thoughmade a right goose of yourself there didn't you lad ahaAll good though we're all gooses sometimes, you in this instance
Oh did the rich and famous man have extramarital sex did he did he really
can't figure out how to use my new tumble dryeralready miss my old one
Everyone can tell there's some extinction level event on the horizon. Even if our minds can't quite pin it down, it's a feeling within our biology. Something isn't quite right and there's too much momentum to course correct. We're bobbing along towards a waterfall.
>>202099144go to defcon meow
>>202099155it don't go down
>>202099079kippis
going to defcon meow
>>202099155probably always been a thingatleast we dont have constant wars to worry aboutand climate change, although it is terrible, will only lead to very hot summers and storms. that's about it
>>202099155that feeling is why I've almost entirely stopped caring about my future latelydon't care about savingsdon't care about my healthdon't care about my careerwhy put any effort in when it's all going to come crashing down
>>202099155Was just reading Scott Alexander somewhat talking about this, he gives it a 30% chance of happening in our lifetime
>9/11 was 6 years agotime flies...
Playing CK3ive finally secure primogeniture and all of Britain and Ireland but Wales, which I use as a mercenary stateI'm attempting to create the Empire Britannia of course but I don't have enough land so I need good claimants to arrive
>>202099200>Terrible>Will only lead to two good things
>>20209923340c summers will be hellish
Im making a subreddit for brit
>>202099218Ok Duke of Virgundy, how long until you have sex?
>>202099060am there a few times a week>>202099113"selling england by the pound" - actually relevant seeing as the film is set in 1694, an interesting focal point in english history which in a sense was the start of british capitalism as it was the year the bank of england was founded
>>202099261Okay 190 how long until you don't hare to wear an ankle tag?
>>202099261woah that was a brutal one
>>202099203based taoist
>>202099256dont you dare
Selling England to black people by the pound-ing
>>202099249Prefer them to the 13c summers we get now
scranning shreddies
>>202099034Thing happened in America so we must spam the chud narrative everywhere.
Remember when ted Cruz liked a porn tweet on 9/11
I'm old enough to remember back to simpler, more innocent times, when the worst thing you'd hear about on the news was hijacked jetliners flying into buildings
Mad seeing the contrast in discussions involving Russia pre-2022 and since then. Can't discuss anything without Ukraine being brought into it.
No more brother wars, that's all I'm saying.
>>202099293You have been banned from participating in /r/brit:Get the fuck out of here chud
get me housedget me benniedget me left well alone
>>202099262>british capitalism as it was the year the bank of england was foundedIt really started with William II and IIIBefore him usury was still not fully supported
>>202099345what does chewing gum have to do with being banned?
think my foot is broken
>>202099342what about brother from another mother wars
Rights for whites - is that too much to ask?
>>202099370yes
what's wrong with white people?
>>202099370>whitesDon't exist
>>202099354true (1694 was during the reign of willo iii)
>>202099330>Russia>Ukraine being brought into itBaZed
I suppose I could drive to tesco and get some shopping inperhaps sit in the car park for a bit first and read my book
>>202099370not really i dont see the problem therein fact id go a step further and say we should have rights for greys too
>>202099416why not go to a cafe and enjoy that book with a nice coffee prior to your shop?
my leccy bill is about £1,500/year including heating and I toil from home and sit on my computer in all my spare time so how is rachel reeves claiming £4.5k on heating for a second home absolute CUNT
>>202099393the hyperborean power relay is being intercepted
if your existence is "nobody around is allowed to be happy"then you should kill yourself - no excuses. this post probably isnt about you if you are feeling down or are a just a dick
>>202099457presumably she has more plugged in than a laptop for 4chan and a microwave to warm up the onahole
Literally everything bad about modern life can be traced back to those naughty lads flying the planes into the buildings, mental really
Why is everyone in parliament wearing wheat?
>>202099494>ladsThey were CIA agents
anyone remember this film?https://youtu.be/BC88-fqCNyg?si=5uI5NtLRWC6qaEMx
>>202099494not true all the pakis and wogs started invading well before then
>>202099505its national wheat day
>>202099468I saw a fox early today
>>202099441There's a costa coffee nearby but it's money innitpay like £3.50 for a mug of lukewarm coffee then I sit by myself surrounded by the elderly and if I need to get up to go for a pee then my seat will be gone. So I'm sat there feeling like an unemployed, lonely prick (which I am), desperate to use the bathroom, trying to pretend I'm enjoying myself
>>202099538what was it getting up to
Got the 80s synth-pop on
literal leader of UKIP btwscreeching
> if I need to get up to go for a pee then my seat will be gone.
if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports. Such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.
corr cup of coffee
>>202099547just having a look through the glass at me, eating some of the old cat food too probably
https://youtu.be/sieP1JqxA6g?si=8w6QpZGC3xGWFcwEbit of charlotte rampling's tit in this
Anyone remember those coffee subscriptions they use to have? Now theyre all total wank.
>>202099556Phillip Farage is it?
Feel like I’m forgetting something
>>202099525Was manageable before then and there was still an expectation they'd eventually have to 'integrate' or whatever, 9/11 paradoxically made them a protected class
>>202099563This is what happens when you sit in places by yourself. There's no one to keep your seat.Long gone are the days of leaving a jacket or scarf draped over a chair. If you do that then someone just nicks your item.
>>202099592>total wankbusiness idea: parody porn game of total war
>>202099572women have no place in men's sport. seen today that joey barton is going to trial because eni eluko cried to the police about this tweet
The terrorists? They won.
>>202099611This has literally never happened to meIf you’re that worried you can just ask someone nearby to look out for your stuff
>>202099556doesn't look much like nick tenconi
>>202099603left the oven on?
>>202099540crikey mate it's better than sitting in the carparkbring your book to the pub then, treat yourself to a lunchtime pint. If you've got unlimited time why not?
might affect a patrician accent
>>202099645looks like she resigned in Junestill rather HUMOROUS what's happened to them
>>202099615You pretty much just described CK3 with sex mods installed
I do not read history, I create it.
>>202099603gf's birthday?
More like Lois Pengy
>>202099540Just did my shopping in a store that has free coffee, had myself three cups and a cozy time
Damned if you poo
>>202099603*watches in horror as you get crushed by a falling grand piano*
>>202098867Heating up some slag bol I prepared yesterdaycaptcha: 02020
>>202099732sounds like something one of the brabant killers would do
>>202099704LOVELY post
right it's settled then, at 12:20 I will get up off my arse, shave, shower, get dressed, drive to the big tesco, sit in the car park reading my book until I need the toilet, go into tesco, use their toilet, get my shopping done, drive home, make dinner, and then lay motionless atop the bed covers browsing the internet until it's time for bed
>>202099749gets her tomatoes out does she your slag bol
>>202099792What a life, what a nightWhat a beautiful, beautiful rideDon't know where I'm in five but I'm young and aliveFuck what they are saying, what a life
>>202099792OH SUCH A PERFECT DAY
>Quit my runt job because I hate it and hate my life>Spend a year trying to improve my skills and apply for better jobs to sort my life out>Get rejected from them all>Give up and start applying for runt work again because I need money to live>Getting rejected from them allRight then. Anyone know a good bridge to jump off?
if your existence is "nobody around is allowed to be happy" then you should kill yourself - no excuses. this post probably isnt about you if you are feeling down or are a just a dick
>>202099792Gain a clue you smeggy little FREAK
>>202098878i'll be there soonwrinkles getting insane around the eyes as well
>>202099812ktimmental how i'm so shit my attempt at self-improvement backfires completely
>>202099792so that's it then?no costa coffee?no lunchtime pint?fuck's sake lad
>>202099812same mate, don't know what to do, probably gonna sling myself off the queen elizabeth bridge
>>202099843>>202099812don't be hard on yourselves lads, self-improvement is a lifelong venture
>>202099816toby I just said no one danish had posted, there's no need to react like this
>>202099556wait what the fuck is that a transwoman or not
>>202099792why are you even alive? it appears you're just a waste of skin and air.
Don't know how that guy who crashed the wedding bus and killed all those people hasn't kys-ed himself. I don't know how you could live with that shame and hate
Menthol elves running riot all over the thread
i just said it wasnt about you if you are just a dick
>>202099880train
Farrage in the house!
>>202099899wasn't he arrogantly defending himself throughout, or was that someone else
shut up mousenonce
>>202099579wonder if they eat many mice & rats
>>202099932I read an article on it and it says he expressed remorse at his trial and that was the first time he'd spoken publicly
>>202098867just a big bowl of pasta and some homemade tomato sauce
>>202099895prick
>>202099961no disneyno mice
animal crossing video essay documentary and a wank
gladiator 2
>>202099999
>>202099939I think they must do but it's probably easier to look very cute in the garden and get people to leave stuff out for them, although the hedgehogs eat that too
>>202100002
>people tell me Holland is awesomeFuck, I can't wait to go back home tomorrow. This place is fucking terrible.
>>202099985that was a lovely webm
>>202099985enjoyed this
>>202100002animal crossing is that the new dr moreau remake
>>202100025that would be my line
>>202100025Australians all let us rejoiceFor we are one and free
>>202100027bit flat innit
>202000000
>>202100025Incredible that they pressured one of them into talking about her small tits and another about having a fake tan. Also only just realized how atrocious these outfits are.
>>202100023never ever seen a hedgehog not even a squashed oneor badgernot on
>>202000000
>>202100073pressured lolyou are dumb
raining again
incel keyboard and a goonseshincel keyboard and a goonsesh
would like a wank, can't be bothered
>>202100092You simply don't understand women's social circles.You're the dumb one if you think they thought of that on their own. What happened is they didn't know what to say and their snake colleagues fed them those lines.
>>202100082I don't know how good their eyesight is badgers I've sat outside at night and been about a meter away from a couple of them all rummaging around for worms and stuff and I what I left outI'd probably lose in a fight so wasn't about to get their attention but they didn't seem to notice me
0911
cask wine and a frozen 'za
>>202100058It's more the people. They said the Dutch where laid back and tolerating. I can tell you as a brown man that they are racist cunts.
drinking coffee from a worlds greatest dad mug
>>202099985Wow, that drone evaporated that pookrainian
>>202100129you watch too much tv, go back to making chocolates in your pretend country
how much of a runt is mousey that he couldn't beat a 12kg badger in a fight
>>202100161good lad>>202100177lovely picture
>>202100087Was just saying this down the sauna
Is York really that nice?
>>202100203I'm not a father
Something about Australia…calls to me…Just hesitant because it feels like they hate Americans but I’ve never been maybe they’d be really nice
>>202100177trainspotted another one
>>202100200he is a freak mate pay no mind
>buying a house>completion confirmed for October 4>was just about to give landlord notice that I'l be moving out of the flat I'm currently renting>he e-mails me that he plans to raise my rent by 15% in Novemberkek wonder if he'll think it's because of the rent hike
>>202100209yeah went there, it was goodalso had the national railway museum, get amongst it
>>202100188No I just work with too many women (if you could call what they do "work") and I'm on a work trip here
>>202099899Where was that?
>>202100209don't go on a saturday, especially when the races are on.also don't go when the christmas market is on, nice place but ruined by the people visiting at times
>>202098832Kek Idk if Trump has always talked about insane shit like this but the whole "peepo on television told me they eat dogs" or whatever was peak boomer kino
>>202100229corr lovely controlled dem
>>202100159saar?
>>202100212hmmmm>>202100213nah we don't hate yanks you're all good, we'll be nice to you as long as you get on the beers and pick a rugby league team. But you will get bantered quite heavily
>>202100200I'm not mousey but I am quite frail yes
>>202100137id also not want to pick a fight with them but mate you could take a badger if push came to shove surelysuppose when youre THE BIGGEST PREDATOR ON THE ISLAND you havent got to look out for much
york mentioned
>>202100267nice love handles sexy x
>>202100233bring me back a waffle
Whats a good winter coat, one that isnt for VFs
>>202100229cgino proof there ever was a WTC
>>202100251back to >>>/pol/ potato boy
>>202100222thanks for this incredibly boring information
>>202100291The humble peacoat
>>202100291barbour jacket or wool overcoat
>>202100285Got mocked for asking about wafflesThey don't even really eat them here, it's all a psyopI'll bring pralines
>>202100291puffer jacket
>>202100267pork in york
>>202100291
swindon has a railway museum too
>>202100291cos parkauniqlo do some decent onesmost m&s
>people still recommending barbour it HAS to be a meme at this point
>>202100256I can deal with banter as long as it’s not actually mean spirited and I can do it backBeware I come armed with the Simpsons…
the coathttps://uk.loropiana.com/en/p/man/coats-and-trench/walton-coat-FAL3547?colorCode=E025
>>202100339they make good coats
>>202100328
>>202100264what would you do though, especially if there was two of them? they've got some powerful jaws, they'd just have to puncture an artery and I'm done, I think they'd take me easy they're all muscle it'd be like me hitting muhammed ali
>>202100209York is nice but it's too small to support normal living people + all the tourists. Traffic is a nightmare because, like the rest of UK, roadworks/etc. take ages to complete. Housing is expensive because it's a small city, so commuting in on the ring roads is chockablock.Tbh it's kinda dire that York is considered one the better UK cities, mainly because it's old and historic. Says a lot about our inability as a country to build cool new things.
>>202100291A Borat mankini. Don't be a pussy
>>202100339I love my BarbourGot a Beaufort but I just don’t get to wear it as much as I’d like
Gonna just get a cheap jack&jones parka then(fucking state of tastes on this site fuck me...)
>>202100319tasty
the winter 'fit as it were
>>202100398
>>202100398the absolute state of that negative canthal tilt.
How many months constitutes a short-term relationship?
>>202100378poke em in their rubbish eyes, strangle one whilst the others clinging onto your leg, just mash their little faces inalthough i wouldnt do any of that id seek a diplomatic solution like you
>>202100405tory boy core
>>202100366well you'll be right because every australian under 35 can basically recite the show from memory, one of the TV networks would do a marathon quite literally every saturdayif you can quote the aussie episode back at us people will love you, "dollarydoos" is huge over here
>>202100405looking food
>>202100405Blud's shopping at George
>>2021004287
get the benefits paid rorke
>>202100405mate... I really hope this is bait
mum's still not upwonder if she's dead
>>202100423Bri’ish genes
>>202100477we can hope
Britain thunders out for Ziggerist Bolshevism.
The, uh, "Nine-Eleven"
>>202100433For me the go to would be knifey spooney
>>202100222mine finalised yesty, shant be living in it, renting it out
faggot janitors and mods banned me for reporting 190's paedophilic piss hentai fuck off
11 September is a great day in history.Felix Dzerzhinsky was born!
>>202100501that's like "twenty four seven"
If I posted my picture here none of you would believe me
a pyramid of poo
Aussies be like “yesty arvo”
>>202100519i believe you have been 'done' as they say
>>202100437sainsburys>>202100458no its not (i'm a 31 year old virgin)
>>202100534Nobody says "yesty"
she's not dead I heard her sneezemaybe she's ill
>>202100519Evading a ban are we?
feel like pure shit
mhbimh
the goons are out x
>>202100590Nice thumbnail dickhead
>>202100559>no its not (i'm a 31 year old virgin)yeah I can see why
>>202100429I think they'd just clamp down on my hand if I tried to poke their eyes, don't think I could get my hands around a neck either they're pretty stout and again too close to their jaws, I think they're absolutely wreck me
>>202100612love when boats are in the middle of nowhere like that what a vibe
>>202100477Probably with tyrone
moving to mars, taking all the water with me
>>202100563>>202100516Checkmate
>>202100405I think it looks good. Very grown up.
>>202100612insane how strong camels are
>>202100590train
Might just go get all my mental illness diagnosed and then go on benefits or something
>>202100669>>202100669
>>202100531are you a woman or summat
