Julian Bream edition
My height? 5'7My weight? 19 stone and 7lbsMy hairline? Norwood 3My employment? unemployed claiming PIP
You can only post below if you are 6'2 or above.
>>202110418>unemployed claiming PIP
just became a boss nigger
Hi guys, so was just wondering if you was to get ‘caught’ meeting a male under 16 at a train station that’s not actually illegal is it? Especially if the male didn’t exist anyway? Could just say you was getting the train couldnt you?
>>202110395smol bean haha I tower over you at 5'8
>>202110418so a short fat waster on benefitsgreat stuff
opa
>>202110418I kneel
>>202110440aaargh! I hate you so much yet what is this strange feeling inside of me whenever I see you post?
so who’s after a good rogering?
Have you honoured the victims of that terrible tragedy today?
Wonder how seasideMARK got on with his DVLA medical
>>202110463yeah well I'm losing weight, I used to be 24 stone
egypt was a black landking tut was a black man
>>202110483yes, I hit the griddy
>>202110418 Spaino!Spaino! Spaino! SPAINO!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s the missus?? Hope you and your sexy wife are enjoying the warm breezes of España (that’s Spain for you monolingual toads out there). Holidays can be busy, so don’t forget to take care of your island on Animal Crossing™: New Horizons! Also make sure to sneak in a few Rocket League games to stay sharp, wouldn’t want your beautiful wife to start mugging you off. Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only got about thirty minutes a day to come catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, Spainers. Cheers mate x
Did you hear about McDonald's new meal deal lads? Two flaming towers and a big apple crumble all for £9.11!
going full nigger mode on some kfc wicked wings
>>202110485saw the other day they signed him off as fit to driveDWP signed him off as fit to loaf at home and scran pizzas all day also
got rocky fellers on
I'm so glad we've carried the height and weight patter over to the new thread. Who knows what exciting height and weight combinations we'll see posted in the next 310 posts. I for one cannot wait.6'9" and 5 stone? 4'11" and 25 stone? Variations thereof? It all makes for interesting and hilarious reading so let's keep it up lads. Combinations of numbers, various imperial measurements. Riveting stuff.
Enjoying some dried mango
>>202110488there are very few people who it's completely over for but for you that really is the caseif i were in your position i'd be absolutely miserable. atleast the taxpayer gets to babysit you involuntarily
the discord modem
dadberg is really fucking unhygienic pisses all over the floor, sometimes doesnt' even flush, his idea of washing his hands is to put them under the tap for two secondspisses me off
>>202110539
I'm sorry Sacked Tranny (oh), I am for real!Never meant to make Spaino (you) cryI apologize a trillion timesI'm sorry Sacked Tranny (oh), I am for real!Never meant to make Spaino (you) cryI apologize a trillion times
>>202110569corrrr good laddried mango, dried apple, dried cranberries are driedfruitkino as it were
>>202110557I'm 6'2 and 14 stone 5 pounds
>5'9>12stI am average.
me 60 meters tall and weigh less than a grain of rice
honestly frightened by the weight of some of yous
>>202110557You type like someone who gets raped but then makes excuses for the raper so he doesn’t go to prison
>>202110622Missing about 2 inches and a stone there lad
sucking a poo
>>202110600Quite based really
>>202110628alri carbon-nanotube-filament-lad
>>202110632i get out of breath climbing a single flight of stairs
>>202110586it's not over, I am going to lose more weight and find a girlfriend
>>202110569based based BASED!
>>202110649he's only gone and sucked a poo
>>202110385Based
>>202110649That's a German, isn't it
>>202110658your doctor asks you to open your mouth and say oink aye
>>202110646Hilarious
>>202110646>lad
>>202110600that sounds disgusting but if you take a shower why would touching your dick constitute washing your hands since you just took a wizz
>>202110675go out with me I'll feed you back up to 24 stone
>>202110675go on lad
My height? 6'2"My weight? 21 stone 6 poundsMy hairline? Bald (not losing hait, just racist)My employment? Software developer making £110k
me? 5 inches (hard)
Reckon poo tastes really bad. Don't know how people suck on poos. Does the horniness outweigh the bad taste of the poo?
>>202110418you've got almost the exact same stats as SSM
open the fucking pubs
>>202110541Good news. He needs a car to pick up his alcohol from Wilkins Cider farm.
MEGA MEGA FUCKING FOOMIN
rubbing my clit
>>202110722I don't think anyone has ever considered touching one's dick to "constitute" washing one's hands
i am going to mine diamonds in minecraft
just checked, the pubs are open
put your height and weight into Google and post the first image. I want to imagine what you lads look like.
>>202110787thanks boris
>>202110734Glad you'll be dead soon
Penis is 6 inches but it still points upwards when I'm hard. Bastard thing is basically parallel with my stomach. Ridiculous.
>>202110782that's what people who go to the bathroom do all the timetook a piss, now i gotta wash even though i just pulled my foreskin back a bit! it's stupid
mm a fat balding neet manlet just what every girl dreamt of marrying when she grew up
>>202110807
get the dogs walked
>>202110830I thought women liked banana cocks?very concerning
>>202110807>6'2, 91kgI am no where near this fucking fat, this lad must be pure bloat
>>202110807I look nothing like this thoughbeit
>>202110848he just has to lose some weight bro it'll be finelmao it's so over for him
>>202110862this indescribably tiny little terrier came up to me at toil and demanded I give him fuss today cute little bugger he was
BORIS
napped through the whole afternoon and now dogberg needs his walk. cannot be arsed. might take him down to the rescue place tomorrow and claim I found him in the street lol
got the peng gay poo porn on
>>202110843Don't think you know what constitute means!!
>>202110871No it's not bent. Straight as an arrow. Just points up. Comes out my groin at that angle
i want to have sex
>>202110860
>>202110907
>>202110875same height but 20kg heavier and still not that fat must be lying about his height
>>202110807not far off, im a bit more lean than this guy thoughbeit
>>202110936gay sex?
you lads ever been bullied in work?
>>202110907prefer her chinese bat soup vid
>>202110917think you have the reading comprehension ability of a 5 year old
>>202110979Are Lucy did nowt wrong
I WISH LIFE COULD BESWEDISH MAGAZINES
>>202110807here's sacked tranny results
walking like an egyptian
>>202110971no thanks
>>202110959110kg is fucking fat mate, even at 6'2
>>202111011extremely ironic post
>>202110979nocan't imagine the type of freak you'd have to be to get bullied by grown adults
Woman on the tills smiled very warmly at me so I imagined our life together on the way back to the car
What kind of poor, bitch-ass cardboard box is he living out of, baby? $700 ain't shit to Chad Warden! Chad Warden wipes his ass with $700! $700 ain't shit! Shit, I'll give you $700 just to shut the hell up nigga!
>>202111055get back in and chat her up tiger
>>202111048all muscle and cock mate
whoever ate that fookin bat in china i will legit shove it up ya cock
might be the lightest poster here don't know what to think about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNbFc-fa-wwlistening
Absolute state of the commentshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz9wd5dvknxo#comments
>>202111055literally me when I catch eyes with someone on the tram
>>202111055
rorkes rizz
>>202111051I was bullied in the toil groupchat after asking everyone what schools their children went to. (everyone else was posting about how cute their children looked in photos for the first day of school and I didn't want to be seen as a lurker looking at pics of kids so I asked what I thought was a completely innocent question)
>>202111044not sure why you pretended to be me
>>202111095being too light is even worse than being too fat on a bloke
>>202111143
>>202111171gonna have to transition then
>>202111128he's just saying what we're all thinking, as usual
>>202111114>nooooo don't mention that
>>202111166‘
don't really get this new cartoon girl pisses herself gimmick. is it an anime reference?
>>202111166you are disabled
love making a complete innocuous post, refreshing the page and seeing multiple (you)s
>>202111243alri but la, I just woke up a couple hours ago. don't really need a nap do I x
>>202111095you need to bulk lad
>>202111114Kek saw that earlier. Squeal squeal little landpiggies
>>202111274save it for a rainy day ~
>>202111245>that trip>that post
>>202111275no it's too late I'm on hrt now
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>tradieposting>canslad>nonceposting>poo smells>fucking hell lads what is wrong with me (last years runner up)>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>rolexmong>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradleyQuite the list isn't it
>>202111114Is a bit mad though that you can’t tell people to leave your property
>>202111114how common is landlords using no-fault evictions anyway?
Might move to China.
wonder what hairybellylad is up to
>>202111055Weren’t in aldis was it?
>>202111321not really though is it. employment is the same way
>>202111346it happened to a mate of mine because he complained about the black mold in his bedroom
Screaming at this OC I just cooked upcomedic genius me
>>202111374Yeah, shrewsbury
>>202111360I'm more concerned about heartdiseaselad. not heard a peep from him in weeks
i'm like your mom, i suck dicks
>>202111320missing quite a few >Might move to China.>gay porn posting>big bradetcalso no idea why 'grinching' is on your list when it hasn't been posted this year at all
>>202111050yeah on your side
>>202111320what a dire lineup, only remotely entertaining one is rapelad
>>202111360It has to go unfortunately, no more solo 14 inch 'zas for me
>>202111441rape is not entertaining.
>>202111402
Thread "personalities" are not gimmicks thoughbeit
>>202111382Unless there’s a contract then yeah..
>>202111459Why does your weight go down in steps
>rape is not entertaining.
Nell Tiger Free
>>202111320tradieposting isnt a gimmick and im sure it is just you inserting your own unfunny spam
gimmick of the year should only feature either brand new or revamped gimmicksit's a pointless endeavour if you're just throwing in every gimmick made in the past 5 years with no thought as to their impact
>>202111524You should be shot
>>202111275lad would make a good petty criminal
>>202111548/brit/ only averages 1 new gimmick per year
watching king kong and the age warning just warned me about "violence, smoking, swearing and blackface"getting blackface warnings in films these daysits health and safety gone mad
Statistically, more than 50% of people involved in rapes enjoy themselves
When it comes to landlords. I'm a Maoist
How many of you eat like this?
NEW HUMILIATION RITUAL JUST DROPPEDhttps://x.com/ukhomeoffice/status/1833052810570530999
>>202111603woke kong
>>202111640What the actual fuck
>>202111588untrue, there have been several identifiable gimmicks either created or revamped in 2024but each year will have a different level of quality, which should make the award unique - not just 'bradders' or whatever winning for the 10th time in a row
>>202111615>Large oasisIs that his band name?
>>202111640what on earth is a ninja sword?
>>202111640from my cold dead shinobi hands
>>202111539Depends on how it done, remember watching a British show where a lady cop got raped and that's probably the best rape scene I've seen in a movie in terms of emotional weight. Now the hottest one I've seen is from 13 Reasons.
>I fearSick to bastard death of hearing normies use this phrase now because of ONE meme
for example, these gimmicks were voted the most popular during the summer
>>202111717Oh yeah I think I've wanked to that police one a couple of times
>>202111615i wish i was rich enough to have monthly lipo suctions so I could eat like this
>>202111737a sorry indictment of the state of things
Watching a weird French sex film about a lady who fucks cars
Skip dinner, wake up thinner
>>202110807This goon from Reddit 5'7 74kg
>>202111615what race is he? Looks like Albanian diaspora
>>202111785what could you even add to that list? what have we had since then? big brad, tradieposting, not much else
>>202111794Eat dinner, eat second dinner
>>202111737im sure gay porn posting has been around for years
>>202111480bzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf2t0N7_fkg
>>202111825looks like an average fat english chav to me
THE DAUGHTER BRINGS THE WATER
>>202111838could probably add "get them housed, get them wanked"
>>202111114>As a landlord I will now carry out extensive reference checks and not take chances with tenants. I will also make sure the rents are at market rates, where as I had kept low rents for good tenants. Looool fuck off bollocks you did
>tata steel pays out dividends of £400m/year>the taxpayer is funding a subsidy of £500m to build a new furnaceis keir taking the piss he's chucking money around like it's going out of fashion but at the same time they're telling us to prepare for a tough budget
>>202111800natty?
>>202111794eat batter wake up fatter
Lucy did nothing wrong, sure she killed some kids, but we all wanna kill kids sometimes.
u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i wet my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my retawdpuccccwie~!!! and he didn't weaw a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get tawdpweggews now?? 3: i is a too young to be a retawdmothew >///< c-c-can i getsies a retawdbowtion? uwu c-can i pay my tawdnecowogist with my retawdpucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-ewhaps i c-couwd offew him my tasty retawdmiwk uwu o-ow m-maybe i'ww ask if he wiww accept a pint of my sticky tawdsywup instead UwU
>>202111615how do people eat so much and so much fatty food? do your insides just adjust?
>>202111737only good gimmicks here are coffee aussie and subtle nonce posting. woke posting has been around for years and the rest are shite
love knowing girls personally and seeing them develop into excellent young women.
Why did they try to do the cool editing
>>202111856got quite big recently, with consistent phrasing 'got the gay porn on', 'got the gay porn shoes on' etc>>202111883true, as well as starmer edits (*that* edit of bradders in particular). big year for starmer inspired gimmicks
>>202111879based swansGOD
>>202111934Smeggy bedroom is pretty good tbf
Get me housed, get me wanked
https://x.com/mALTOYJI/status/1833513589501538667look at itLOOK AT ITface the reality of what you and your government are doing
>>202111950>*that* edit of bradders in particularBig fan of the mousenonce edit of that
>>202112010Image board not a linkboard
it's unfair being fat and in a relationship, the gfberg is fine with me being fat so I don't see the point in trying
Who ate the dogs?
WowGirlsUltrafilmsCzech CastingIFeelMyselfFTVgirlsErstiesBitches AbroadATK HairyZishyHegreAbbyWintersNetVideoGirlsPorn ForceSuicide Girls
If we're gonna be honest with ourselves gimmicks here have been going downhill since "rorke soiling his Next jeans"Rorke moving like a bhenchod was a glimmer of hope but never took off
there's piss coming out my arsehole
>>202112046All Communist.
>>202112037can't post it. it's gore and potentially a cp violation (it's a dead baby and you can see its bum crack )
'get them wanked' is a class gimmick i piss myself whenever i see it, especially if the poster uses the no-no bad n word
>>202112046Hegre went through that intense phase of BBC kino but haven't seen much since
imagine dating scruton's daughter
>Having an index is a great way to make quick money!
>>202112046porn force is a funny name
>>202112095why the fuck would you ever admit to potentially posting cp
haven't showered for 2 days lads. arse smells like a rustic austrian cheese
>>202112095
rorke's da trying to join the army and ending up joining the porn force
>>202112121it's not cp. just perhaps could face the same penalty if the pic was uploaded. not taking the risks but still you have to made to face the reality of your life
I could wank to anything
SEND THEM HOMESEND THEM HOME
oiled trannies
>>202112151>>202112010
>>202112095u wot m8?
tinned trannies in extra virgin olive oil
>>202112150Tell it to the judge sicko
>>202112200scrumbling
feelin' so fly like a G6
>>202112060Porn is Aryan, Waffen-SS, Germanic, Hyperborean, National Socialist, Nietzschean, Anti-JudeoBolshevik Evropean, Faustian, and Panzerpilled.JudeoBolshevik states like Russia, Cuba, North Korea and China ban porn while Aryan, White, Germanic, Hyperborean, National Socialist states such as Germany, Holland, Italy, USA, Poland, Hungary, Estonia etc have legal porn. Aryan Ukraine pumps out pornstars while fighting Judeobolshevik Russia. Based!If the nazis had won we'd watch porn for 8 hours a day. Based!Based Prostitution and Pornography returned to Eastern Europe after the JudeoAsiaticMongolianTatarChineseBolshevik Regime was toppled in 1989. Based! Fuck that JudeoBolshevikSlavicPovvoCattleSlop meat like it's 1942! Based! Just like AnimeHyperboreanHitler1488NietzcheHentai told me on twitter!If the nazis had won we'd have gangbang porn on TV every night. Based!Heil Hitler! Heil Nietzsche! Hail Cameron! Heil Bronze Age Pervert! Hail Iain Duncan Smith! Heil Mosley!
>>202112232she's 18
>>202112248least mentally ill commiemong post
>>202112179that's it I'm wanking to femboys again
>second can of monster >chest starts hurting oh no
>>202112201LOOK AT ITyour bombs killed that baby
mental how when we all started calling each other nonces the nonce posting started ramping up in extremityalmost as if a couple of genuine paedophiles were hands up offendedit does make you wonder who we've been posting with across the years
going to the shops soonfirst time ill have left the house in about a week
>>202112248>Bronze Age Pervert!I realised the other day that reading BAP has caused many of my recent neuroticismsI now walk around Sainsbury's and constantly compare myself to others around me with a view to judging who would be a better warrior
>>202112299i have three a day and i never get chest pains, get in my level
screaming
>>202112316If its brown flush it down.
I'm being pilloried from pillar to post
>>202112329only leave the house before 7am or after 11 me when there's nobody around
>RORKE WAS FAILURE>SOILED HIS NEW NEXT JEANS
>>202112345Diego
>>202112347horrible rorke cretin
>>202112345not funny
>>202112327If everybody acts like an idiot they may find themselves joined by true idiots, who think they are in good company
>>202112345HALF LIFE BABY
all this recent talk about debates, got me in the mood for something special: excerpts of the 2016 debates, but the genders of trump and clinton are reversed. good stuff lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ9FdRaTGEo
going to make some scrambled egg and jalapenos on toast if that's quite alright with you
the fate of all toilfreaks
"Ninja sword" just sounds like what my dad would call a samurai sword when he wants to take the piss even though he knows the real name of it
>>202112413ffs
>>202112345TETSUO!
>>202112410your mum's in good company lol
>>202112449katanaits called a katana
>>202112365SCREAMING
on the wine arent i
>>202112457
>>202112477katana just means sword in japanese, I'm not japanese so I say samurai sword
I draw the line laughing at dead and deformed children. I think I've outgrown you /brit/.
>>202112449why would your dad know the difference between a ninja sword and a samurai sword? He a weeaboo? what's he gonna hit out with next "erm no son, actually that's a nodachi". Tell him he's a gimp.
>>202112513
>Grandmother, 69, dies after being hit by rugby ball as she watched her grandson play, inquest hears
>>202112569baka
>dead and deformed children
>Tessaiga (鉄砕牙, "Iron-Crushing Fang or Steel-Cleaving Fang"), also spelled Tetsusaiga, is a powerful yōkai sword wielded by the inu-hanyō Inuyasha during the main story, and was originally owned by his father who had instructed Tōtōsai to forge this sword by using one of his own fangs as material for the sword's blade. It was the counterpart of Sesshōmaru's inherited sword, the Tenseiga. Out of the two blades, Tessaiga was "the sword of destruction" with an ability said to "kill a hundred demons in a single stroke", while Tenseiga was "the sword of life" which was said to save one hundred lives with a single strike.
still absolutely screaming at that cheeky Chinese fella that posted here so I started spamming Winnie the pooh and tiananmen square links and he quickly disappeared and hasn't posted since lmao
average english knight would merc a japanese samurai i reckon
Richard B. Spencer is the prototypical pornpilled nietzschean zionist remainer
I fucking LOVE late summerYesterday was perfectBrisk, cloudless, calm. Now its raining heavily and i can hear water rapidly dripping off a drainage pipe. Peak comfy.
>>202112345
>>202112736oh pissdaddle you scumfarting shitdipper
>>202112720FOSYRG
>it was real
You never should have come here!
I read it as "retarded gimp" but not sure if that's right
scremaign`i am unwell
CIA was just OSS with the Gehlen Org/ODESSA nazi spy networks grafted on to it by the anglophile freemason Old Boy's network (eg Dulles, McCloy, Harriman etc), think Skull and Bones etc, who had established close ties to the german industrial syndicates and funded hitler's rise to power
>>202112803remember when schizos said this would happen and reddit said it wasn't
mmm love closing work screen and opening home screen
>>202112803Yeah and people can cought on the straw
I NEED FREIEND TO DO FAMILY CREST QUEST WITH PLEASE ADD ME AND COME ON MY WORLD
Lads I finally bought a house. I thought it would never happen but it's done. Don't give up bros
>>202112907there's a channel for it mousey
>>202112845least mentally ill communist
>>202112925single?
>>202112248Aryan, Fashpilled and based
>>202108361>>202108361>>202108361please
>>202112967Yeah just the one house for now
STAND CLEARTHIS VEERKILL IS TURNING LEFT
