that brilliant 'now' speech edition
I set foot in another country so i can make up any stupid thing i want about that countrythose are the rules, right?
any completely isolated from society and unable to relate to anyone man in
https://files.catbox.moe/e7k5nj.mp4
>>202129030ktim
£1 = $1.30£100 = $130.35£1,000 = $1,303.53£10,000 = $13,035.26£100,000 = $130,352.60£1,000,000 = $1,303,526.04
>>202129030
>>202129046please don't be disturbing pornplease don't be disturbing porn
it's good summer is over and the slags won't dress like this any more
here we are then, the lads
Just got up lads, good morning x
>>202129138got up what, got up the courage to come out of the closet? congrats rorke, we knew all along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFtFjH8NyQQ
>>202129000So what is it?
>>202129201you know, 'now' something something something somethingunforgettable
>>202129000
>>202129138Top of the morning gov
the spy who came into the cold
>>202129104I think cozy Autumnal fashion is incredibly erotic too
Count Dooku was superior to Darth Maul in Force power and lightsaber skill.
>>202129397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAL8z7vTHlw
*enters the thread*
>>202129397dooku was still subconsciously jedi-indoctrinated never fully surrendered to the dark side
smoke comin from the inside and outside of my ride but it's alright cause i still feel tight
Darth Maul was an extremely skilled assassin but he was never meant to be a true Sith Lord. Plagueis and Sidious used him as a tool for getting rid of potential threats.
>>202129397why didn't he use one of those double bladed lightsabers then
>>202129483So he was Sith Assassin :p
>>202129448no fucking way
Darth Maul used Form VII: Juyo, a lightsaber style that was aggressive, unpredictable, and energetic.Count Dooku used Form II: Makashi, which emphasized precision, elegance, and efficiency.
>>202129535Completely useless information
Mace Windu also used Form VII like Darth Maul, but Mace Windu modified into his own style which he called Vaapad, named after a deadly apex predator from his homeworld.Mace's lightsaber style was controversial in the Jedi Order because some felt that its raw aggression and fury brought him dangerously close to the dark side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gx97jOVgiE
It is not a matter of right or wrong. It is simply the way of the world. A vessel does not think. It simply acts in accordance with the collective will it has been filled with. In order to ensure humanity's continued survival.
Palpatine's lightsaber style was a mixture of Makashi and Juyo.
>>202129483do you ever not say some inane-ass autistic shidd? jesus f
>>202129252girl you make me bum shitebum shiiiitewhenever you are near mebe dobby durgle (dobby durgle)bum shite (bum shite)whenever you're around
that girl has a penis
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon both used Form IV: Ataru, a style that Count Dooku viewed with disdain.Yoda, however, also used Ataru, and Dooku admitted that he was overpowered by Yoda, being forced to retreat on Geonosis.
>>202129725sovl
*delivers a Stone Cold Stunner*
After the Battle of Geonosis, Obi-Wan changed his lightsaber style to Form III: Soresu.By the time of Revenge of the Sith, Mace Windu noted that Obi-Wan was not only a master of Soresu, but in fact was THE master of Soresu.It was a highly defensive style that preferred to let the opponent attack until he wears himself out, then finding an opportune moment to strike.
>>202129811shut the fuck up!
>>202129835No no, let him speak.
>12-year-old boy dies after falling over balcony on cruise headed for Texas
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Incel the Chud?
need to force choke this blubbery yank
>>202129811ever watch Columbo?
The internet started out as potentially the most powerful tool for connecting and sharing information, but became a seedy imaginary bar where degenerates find new ways to masturbate
Dooku and Yoda were the only Jedi who ever defeated Mace Windu in sparring sessions.
>>202129950Not him but Yes, I lol'd at the post you made earlier
>>202129971the most powerful tools for connecting is the penis and the vagina
Getting it watched
>>202129950Yeah I watched a few episodes with my dad.One episode has Leonard Nimoy who played Spock in Star Trek.
Tony Blair
Once you go black you never go back
A lot of those old TV shows had the same actors. For example William Shatner who played Captain Kirk was also in The Twilight Zone.
>>202129950im gonna start watching it tomorrow after my first day at the runt warehouse toil
Shatner? I hardly know her!
Pootner
Hey hey hey, none of that in here, alright?
Palpatine worried that Count Dooku could quite possibly beat him in a lightsaber duel if he ever turned on him.
>>202130111that simply isn't true
any good racist podcasts I should be listening to?
for me, it has to be insomnia
>>202130124'tis
We Americans love rape and torture. We just can't stop fantasizing about it. Sorry if that bothers you.. I just couldn't help it. Imagine a Japanese GOD like him raping your women UGH we need Japanese men raping American women too.....
The banking clan will sign your treaty
Palpatine grew up as a wealthy aristocrat on Naboo who never experienced hardship or suffering.When Plagueis took Palpatine as his apprentice, his first lesson was teaching Palpatine the meaning of pain and suffering. He forced Palpatine to stand in the sub-zero freezing, unforgiving cold of Illum for days on end with no coat.
might start dating old women and get myself in a bunch of wills
Wanna buy some death sticks?
>>202130293so like the male version of those seasian girls who date old fat ugly brits
Once when Palpatine said something foolish, Plagueis Force choked him as punishment.
After Palpatine was older and more experienced, their master-and-apprentice dynamic changed into more of a partnership, although Plagueis of course was still the dominant one if there ever was disagreement.
>>202130436how many sim cards have you gone through toby
I am the dark lord of /brit/
>>202130471i am your comedy australian minion
>>202130409>Plagueiswhy didn't he realise palpatine was going to kill him if he was the most powerful sith ever
As is the case with many powerful people, it was Plagueis's own hubris that would be the end of him.After Palpatine was elected Chancellor of the Republic, Plaguies became drunk on wine in celebration of their control of the Republic.Seeing Plagueis drunk and half-asleep on his sofa, Palpatine seized the opportunity and attacked his Master with Force lightning, killing him and taking the throne of Dark Lord of the Sith.In his arrogance and extraordinary power, Plagueis thought he was invincible. He let his guard down in front of his apprentice. A fatal mistake.
>>202130293would do this but old women dont want to date a freakazoid like me
>>202130560you'd have to be pretty weird to repulse a lonely old woman
When you say old women do you mean like 80 year old doddering bints who smell
might get a degree in marine biology and make a career arguing about classifications of weird sea creatures
>>202130592no, they're pickier than you'd think. think about it, they sit around all day fantasizing about young studs who will sweep them off their feet, just like the old days when they were young and attractive themselves. the "i've still got it" attitude is the foundation of their fantasy. you, a schleppy toildrone, are not the man of their dreams
>>202130642they'd be wise enough to know that any young man who is willing to date them is probably a bit of a weirdo
>>202130632you absolutely won't be doing this
having a brat morning
hamburgers! the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
21 an hour at the runt warehouse job. If I continue to live like an absolute peasant I might be able to save 2k a month. That will be half a year of work to buy a shitty used car. Alri
Cathy's little fat butt gripping my BWC. Thoughts?
Scat morning
>>202130737Cathy is a 60 year old treasurer for the local civil hall round these parts
>>202130730keep your chin up lad, you're earning and paying your way
>>202130666i almost had one of my toes nipped off by a crab when i was a kid so i have vendetta against them
almost brought to tears listening to the song blackbird by the beatles
can't believe i've only been awake for about 4 hours
need to switch careers completely, absolutely hate what i do and what i've gotten good at
take these broken wings and learn to flyall your lifeyou were only waiting for this moment to arrive
>>202130931woke up an hour ago, sucked a coffee so far
when are we doing something about men once and for all?
>>202130980what the fuck
>>202130980women are wise and know that if you kill your enemies, they win
>>202130907crabs are cunts
>>202130980what are swiss prisons like? basically hotels yeah? and he'll be out in like 10-15 years with good behaviour? sweet as
>>202130980will it blend?
Doing the danse macabre.
i have no identification
>>202130937that girl has a huge clitoris
>>202130955kek this is me, spent 10 years working in sales and retail now i’m doing a tradie-course
was tripping on shrooms before and it was getting pretty difficult so i took some ativan and now i'm just relaxed even though everything looks like it has cobwebs over itreally need to stop doing drugs
>>202131033Stop that
After 9 (nine) years of being NEET I start my new job stacking shelves todayThey’re starting me off easy with 4hours on the evening shift so just sat in the sun waitingBig step
heath ledger, joseph gordon levitt, brie larson and james franco all kind of look similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azu8XnZdxeA
>>202131087Only know wht one of these looks like cause he was in that batman that gets memed a lotCant picture the last two even though the name is familiar
Nonces are fine if they're female (actually female)
Janny we have a problem!
>>202131096um
>>202131099you'd probably know james franco, he was in the raimi spidermans and did a lot of stoner movies throughout the 2010s
>>202131096braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp fllfllflfltltltlllttlltltttt
any bed head man in?
>>202131076see you in the toil mines mate
Why's it taking so long to get light now? I remember it being bright as day at 4am just yesterday. Just not on, lads
>>202131099
>>202131096was really hoping this wasn't what it looked like in the thumbnail but it was
Israel is a rorkean fantasyhttps://streamable.com/dbtgo3
>>202131145its over, over
>Me absolutely obliterating someone's chance in the algorithm after I hit "don't recommend channel" on that video with 200 views
was watching my strange addiction about this woman who is obsessed with bleach, of course she's a negro
>>202131145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMonlRsJ5hY
>>202131155gay
the tears are rolling out now
Why haven't I gotten over my ex I thought I would be able to move on quickly
get the yanks filtered
reckon the key to happiness is enjoying the mystery rather than trying to figure out the answer
Need to shag her.
I've some beer in the fridge, one for each of you. You first >>202131229
>>202131255life isn't a problem to be solved, nor is it an experience to be enjoyed, it's a torture session to be endured.
Lay your heeeeaaaaadd on my pilloooow
>>202131291seems like the wrong mindset to have, it may strengthen you but it also gives you a shitty attitude towards others
teaming up with my demons instead of trying to defeat them
might get a job at mcdonalds, i know i'm a fuckup, might as well just get it over with
>>202131193'sed
It is what it is.
can't really see why plan 9 from outer space is regarded as one of the worst films ever made when basically all cinema from before the 70s is mostly completely unwatchable
Top 10 only has one British song, this is pathetic
bevvies IN
Feel sick at the thought of opening outlook
millennial wageslave in a shitboxmillennial wageslave in a shitbox
>>202131463don't like any of those songs
I wake up every day wondering what could have happened if Godwinson was not felled on the field of Hastings. VGH, the true kings of England are gone. Only latin usurpers remain. There is no justice in this world.
gen z neet on the busgen z neet on the bus
>>202131583shiny little pearls
>>202131583is this a pornstar or just some lad's gf?
>>202131653they did a really good job of censoring joy young's name
birdbergs causing a ruckus
GO TO AN EMPTY BAR. DRINK ALONE. HATE YOUR LIFE. BE MISERABLE. BE A MAN
>>202131400>i'm a fuckupyou're a beautiful soul
>>202131583true
>>202131753managed to deradicalise myself from being an incel chud by being somewhat handsome and getting attention from women despite my mental illness that led me into chud territory to begin with
what if we got to the level of societal sophistication we have now with technology and everything but never stopped the part where we sacrifice animals and children to our pagan gods
smartschoolboy9
>>202131774>being somewhat handsome and getting attention from womenthis is me but I'm still an incel chud because im too autistic to make them my gf / bed wench
Got up at 6 todayStruggling to hold all of these clues
>>202131486literally me but with dredlocks
>>202131642most pornstars are also just some lad's gf
Before internet>i want to fuck toasters>dont be a fucking retard>grow upAfter internet>I want to fuck a toaster>google>find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to fuck toasters>fuck up your life
>>202131706Thing is incels are stupid enough to consider this good advice
>>202131255Well yeah. What possible answer could satisfy that would solve everything?
>>202131463chappell roan and sabrina carpenter are STARS and we cant compete
>>202130980What was the colour of his skin?
>>202131896Pretty much
wonder if 29 is old enough to safely say i've fucked up my life or there's still hope yet of escaping my smelly neet rut
need a drill but i have no idea what to buymight just buy a hand drill and a 10mm bit
>>202131946why do you negros like fat white women so much?
>>202131953there are drug addicts out there who kick their addiction and turn things around well past that
>>202131990reckon i need to seriously hit absolute rock bottom before i can pick myself up, heroin here i come
>>202131953there's always something you can doaren't aussies desperate for construction workers? if i was a neet for a long time i'd just become a labourer, they only care if you have a certificate
>>202131968I was once in a Subway sandwich shop and saw a woman house an entire loaded meatball sub. Super erotic. Big appetite equals strong baby.
>>202132022thinking about getting a certificate and becoming a fifo miner, i'll be a millionaire in like 10 years tops
Goodnight lads. Good luck Bruce
just learnt the age of consent in iceland is 14
Might move to Iceland
>>202132034alternatively go to an unemployment government thingy and they'll set you up with something easy like stacking shelveshard manual labour will probably be too drastic a change from doing nothing all the time
https://open.spotify.com/episode/6yFbO1MGYdi1KfxOjTB5tE?si=6tQUdoeJSaugtJtr8qZDHA
>>202132098>hard manual labour will probably be too drastic a change from doing nothing all the timenot really, i go to the gym three times a week and have worked as a removalist, also most mine gigs are just operating heavy machinery rather than actual labour
>>202129000Bump my thread or your mom died in her sleep>>202131860
>>202132047I hope you’re this comfy fren
>>202132157shame on you for such underhanded tactics as suggesting my mother will die in her sleep, you're a stain on the reputation that jews have for always being completely honest and reputable
>>202132157there's a lot worse ways to die than in your sleep, might be doing her a favor
>>202132217this looks AI generated but i could honestly see chinks doing something this creepy for real
says it all really
I'm an ascended being, an ubermensch if I will. I wake up at the crack of dawn every morning, ready for anything.
Sometimes, what can you do, but ACT STRANGELY
>>202132273just personal preference initif you're happy to have photos with your fans whenever you go outside then that's great, but i don't think it should be an expectation just cos you're famous
Realistically fiat money will collapse at some point, so surely getting as much Bitcoin as you can is the right move?
>>202132214More like this really
>>202132262it's cute not creepy
>>202132367anything involving child pageantry is creepy
>>202132308she chose to become a pop star, she has to accept the pop star life.
>ancestorsmarry one of the 10 girls in the village>mesiri, select porn video #698
>>202132332travis bickle is literally me
jesus man how pretentious do you have to be to compare yourself to Travis Bickle
weird how consistent the catholics are, aye?
hoodlum longmeat rubbing up against katy’s clapper in the underground
>>202132378the christmas pageant at my school wasn't creepy it was a lot of funmy niece's school's christmas pageant was adorableso I think you're wrong
>>202132400yeah consistently cucked lmao
>>202132396he was literally written to be relatable to lonely men
>>202132400probably all the polish niggas filling the numbers
Does your cat love you?
>>202132513no
a cat or dog cannot "love" a human
Just opened me a Coors Golden, happens in your /cunt/ ?
>>202132537I prefer to share a bottle of wine with my wife while we sit on the couch together
>>202132400Can any data niggas explain why this type of graph is used? Why not use a simple line graph instead of blocks of colour?
>>202132421for most parents it's just to see their kid and they don't really give a shit about the rest of it
>>202132421Yh i bet you adored it mate
>>202132524Why not?>>202132527Yes they can
>>202132547...oh
>>202132559because it looks better nigga
on the cans
>>202132595I disagree
>>202132616cans of baked beans?
The word 'nigga' has been said ITT thrice thus far and as a black man I feel unsafe.
>>202132547got a mate whose parents just sit around drinking wine and watching youtube videos together all night every night, seems kinda wholesome in a less-than-ideal way
>>202132651I'm a black man and I'm cool with it
>>202132627well that's why we HAVE all these TYPES OF CHARTS man, because we have PREFERENCESfor instance, you'll get vile people who think this doesn't look amazing
>>202132654sounds kinda based, would that we could all be satisfied with such a simple existence instead of desiring drama
>>202132667cause you a house nigga
>>202132651morning
australia
>>202132651Who the fuck asked?
>>202132745owzigaan
>>202132745scarnon cunt
might buy an akubra hat and start wearing it everywhere
4 days without a wank or looking at nudie imagesdont feel horny or anything at allthink theres somethign wrong with me
>>202129030the irony of relating to this post
>>202132577you're a disgusting freak
>>202132581i called him gay
>>202132822you've just aged. test will continue to decline from here until you develop jowls like a woman
Lookie those basketballs
Sheffield hangar for an on wall sesh later
>>202132857i felt more vigour when i was wanking and watching porn every day
ehehe
>>202132870Fuck off that's where I go bouldering
once spent $100 on a raffle ticket for a flight to the US to fuck Larkin Lovedidn't win of course, but It was enough of a novelty that I don't regret it
>>202132882ye you had more. men are supposed to use those years going going mad for fanny nofap was a psyop
*eats your cat*
>>202132919ey dis guys eats pussy
imagine if you impregnated like 30 women in your country, how would child support even deal with that? You can't pay for all of them
>>202132917i see
>>202132950it's over
>>202132948
>>202132993AI is truly amazing
just did the django thing where takes the knife and wipes the foam away https://youtu.be/CEek2_Hglwk?si=YN8dfWX11ew1gY7n&t=7
Still chundering and splockering and niggering over this post some lad made about another lad's penis the other day
>>202133076I remember that postWas trying to make some pun about wilkinson sword and willies but I couldn't think of anythingProbably a shit joke anyway
concerning developments as we enter day 4 with no poo in sight, might require medicinal encouragement
>>202133133Get the coffee down the gullet
>>202133133like me day 4 with no ejaculate
SMEG ME ARSE it's a red dwarf eddishgg britty
imagine if an average man could cum like 5 times in a row while staying hard
>>202132906Looks like a good gym
>>202133228yes yes good g(o)y(i)m
>>202133235*third eye rips open*
>>202133226the bloke from pornfidelity does it
sweet pussina
>>202133262it's a meowmaid
salesmen are like vampires
>>202133296They suck blood out of your neck?
>>202133309yesalso you should never invite them inside your home because then you're doomed
>>202133309meanwhile your mum sucks-
>>202133320never seen a door-to-door salesman in my life
>>202133337they're not as common as they used to be now with the internet and that
bum spewing out putrid muck for the second time this morning
have you ever heard a british or aussie person say "ass" irl
>>202133363have you ever shut the fuck up
ever been attacked by a stranger in the pub. or on the street
the real nightmare is waking up
>>202133377when your mum sat on my face
>>202133388well no I think the real nightmare is when you got to sleep and have a bad dream
when did you learn how to swim in the deep end without drowning lads? for me it was around 9 which was later than my friends but apparently it's not uncommon for adults to not be able to swim
>>202133388this is the premise to the Matrix (1999)
>>202133430i was in a really public near fatal drowning incident around that age and it made the local news, so i consider your question an attempt at doxing
least schizophrenic canadian
>>202133481you could probably do a particularly loud fart in canada and it would make the news, nothing ever happens there except the occasional serial killer nonce like paul bernardo
To what extent do you think one's IQ can be increased in adulthood through learning new skills like learning a new language or musical theory?
in australia they kick you out of pubs for being drunk
Good morning to all my pals on /brit/
Thinking og emigrating to britbongistanWhat city has the most and cutest english roses?
>>202133578'ning
>>202133599derry
>>202133557do they really
>>202133578'ri
mushrooms are grown out of poo apparently
>>202133350cor gizza lick
>>202133730CP DO NOT CLICK
>>202133730
>>202133228We're full
>>202133769what's the gym called, Australia? heheheh
>>202133571ktim love my copy and paste fromsoft HATE copy and paste ubisoft
Why does a developer called "fromsoft" make games that are so hard!?
>>202133921>from soft to hardfromsoft
>>202133941I go from soft to hard if you know what I mean
>>202133989>>202133989>>202133989
