the digit edition
get the pensioners frozen to death
out of niccy pouches. rip
>>202136235Honestly please do. fuck em
brits be sayin shit like "I do believe I 'av spaffed all ovah your fanny"
Mad how /cum/ is dead>Replies: 159 / Images: 24 / Page: 6
>do you really think people would take a dangerous journey across the channel for £10 pocket money a weekYeah I do actually, firstly because the channel crossing isn't particularly dangerous and secondly because the likes of deliveroo account sharing mean these people can earn far more than £10 a week completely undetected
haters will says it's fake
shaking my arse and doing an r2d2 scream
>>202136255>>202136235You realise you could get a job, don't you? Plus it's not like Starmer's taking away from them to give to you
feel awful, hope the shower helps
>>202136261and what would an aussie say
meanwhile aussies by sayin shit like "streuth cobba, oi've blewn me lewd all ovah me lounge"
>>202136268>IP Count: 12
>>202136302I have a job mate?
>>202136276Have you ever seen the GDP per capita figures for total shithole countries like the Congo? On average, a Congolese person produces like US$1 in value per day. £10/wk for free is a fortune to them
>>202136323You don't seem sure mate, I think you would know if you had one
>>202136302I'm toiling from home right now
Im Ron Burgundy?
>>202136308"bloody ell I've gone to town on ya beef curtains"
>>202136302>You realise you could get a job, don't you? on my break>Plus it's not like Starmer's taking away from them to give to youdon't care, get them frozen
>>202136341I have a job MATE. ?
mad how im on the nofap
>>202136352>>202136351>>202136342What do you do
>>202136361how about trying the nopost
>>202136370you'll have noteeth after im done with you
Get comfy lads, won't be long now
remember that bald and noncecrupt video where he crossed the border illegally from one south american shithole into another, the amount of people doing a weeks long hike carrying their kids n that through a literal jungle just to go from one shithole to a slightly improved shithole is enough evidence to me that people would risk a boat across to the shores of western handouts
>>202136340Not when they live in a country where a weekly shop is £50However when they have 3 meals a day, accommodation and a free bus pass sorted for them £10 + £200 working in the black market starts going a lot further
>>202136364hate pensioners
>>202136364Labourer
>>202136364senior counsel at a law firm
You won't be saying that when you're a pensioner
>>202136340According to the IMF, the 2024 GDP/capita (PPP) of South Sudan is US$455, which works out to an average production per person of £0.96 per dayThat’s PPP, so it accounts for purchasing power
>>202136452you won't be saying anything when I've cut the tongue out ya bloody mouth
middle aged fanny
What is this bizarre hyper capitalistic attitude people seem to have taken towards pensionersAs soon as they're no longer capable of producing sufficient capital they should just freeze to death?The state holds no responsible to look after the needy, instead they should work till they die or live of a private pension?Are the population of this country really just an economic integer to these people that become surplus to requirement once they become old?
https://youtu.be/wluWMrwG6yA?si=ZwNigg0hDwltETX-
mental how one day some musician from atlanta can dm your gf on ig and fly her over and you won't see her ever again
>>202136394fuck off
>>202136489it's probably resentment over the pensioners becoming a new landed gentry class unto themselves with wealth accumulated in assets that younguns' can only dream of achieving
>>202136500
>>202136394love spending christmas with the /brit/dem x
>>202136475Expect a knock for that comment
if every joe daki that comes over here is supposedly a doctor why does it still take months for an appointment leftypol?
>>202136522That's not the fault of the pensioners themselves it's the fault of successive government failings e.g right to buy, mass immigration
my boss is a conspiracy headcase and reckons the governments long term plan is to drag the country into war so all the natives and forins are forced to unite and fight alongside each other
>>202136489there's too many of them and they all retired at 50 so me and the other other working millenials are carrying the economic burden of their cushty index-linked pensions in addition to the economically net-loss migrants while they all make it increasingly difficult to get on the housing ladder
>>202136489>the needy*dries my eyes with a fifty pound note*
>>202136489I’m not interested in paying 50% income tax to fund a bunch of pensioners going on cruises and playing slot machines, if I can’t afford to buy a house or start a family of my ownIt’s one thing if paying money to geriatrics is like a nice little charitable donation to make people feel good, but it’s another issue if it’s become so burdensome that it’s breaking the system
>>202136449Oh right so you advise the law firm on legal matters do you
Making a list of targets
>>202136534don't expect a knock (because nobody visits you)
>>202136489>bizarre hyper capitalistic attitudethis is standard capitalism
>>202136526I think this is a thing trainee surgeons do for dexterity practice.Also sewing up bananas and shit like that.
>>202136581no, I'm senior counsel at a law firm
>>202136553i'm not having a dig at the pensioners i'm just providing an explanation as to why so many workers harbour a resentment, even if it is unjust
>>202136394lets get in the moodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-_1-uJ6Ml4
Brits think it is hateful when you oppose a genocide. But I get that is part of your culture.
>>202136610>i'm not having a dig at the pensionersfew more years and we'll have to dig UP the pensioners
>>202136603Nigga that’s bananas
get the pensioners warmget the pensioners lubed upget the pensioners shagged
Brits will send you to prison for offending Indians by protesting against genocide
>>202136628wew
get the pensioners mugged
>>202136574>>202136575How out of touch do you have to be that you actually believe your average pensioner is absolutely loaded
>>202136622That's not Britain, that's the state of Victoria in the Commonwealth of Australia, proto-Finlad
send the pensioners to fight in Ukraine. They've lived their life, now do something actually useful
don't see the big deal over Van Gogh. Reckon I could draw better than that.
>>202136679by not relying on touch and actually opening your eyes
>>202136693me but jackson pollockcould have made it more interesting too, would have splattered tomato sauce and mustard all over it instead of paint
>>202136608Yeah that doesn't make sense, work on your larp pal
EAT THE PENSIONERS
How about the government distributing milf pensioners to each incel freak to stroke their cocks so they don’t have to wank themselves off anymore
You lads will be pensioners one day. Careful what you preach.
make the pensioners wank the migrants off it will be like riding those bikes in prison: you wank 1 migrant off and you get 1 night of heating in your home
get the life arsed up
>>202136734good thing i have been contributing to a private pension then
Why can't the pensioners just pawn their gold teeth for fuel money? Lol dozy bastards
>it will be like riding those bikes in prisonwhat?
>>202136734Gonna be on my MASSIVE private pension. Easy 200k there, plus state, another 11k a yearIll do alright mate
>>202136718How about Jackson Pillock and he has Down’s syndrome and throws paint at the canvas like a mong
>>202136758on it bossman
>>202136709>>202136709You've either been watching a bit too much American TV or grew up in a very privileged setting
you wouldn't get it
>>202136780Mate, in 40 years 200k won't even get you a loaf of bread
Actual blubs here thinking corporations will look after their private pension 50 years down the line lmao
>>202136779prison slang for when you ride your cell mate’s cock
>>202136734*oldby the time we get there, pensions won't exist
hungover rip
I won't rest until every opportunity to improve my life is totally destroyed
>>202136780200k is not a massive pension at all
>>202136832this is me
i pay into my pension by doing drugs smoking and drinking, enough investment should guarantee my death before pension age
you ever just start having a wank and then half way through you're like 'nah fuck this man' and put your william wilberforce back in its cage
>>202136567your boss sounds like a smart man, you should listen to him and maybe suck his willy so you can stay on his good side and he keeps sharing important info like this
It doesn’t matter. Society itself won’t exist with the pace they’re shipping in jeets and wogs. Competency crisis, nuclear meltdowns, conquest by still-competent foreign powers, etc
get them frozen like elsa
pooberg ripping my arsehole into pieces
>>202136780You are retarded mate
>>202136856Not sure I’ve ever done that. Once I’ve committed, I have to see it through
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>projected pension before tax £19,600+ state pension but going to be worth fuck all in 30 years though that
>>202136858not smart or important information though is it
>>202136788down syndrome people are lovely so not a fan of this slander
>>202136938cute aussie
>paying into a pensionlol and lmao, really big lel>put money away bro so you can have it when you're 70 YEARS OLD, assuming you don't die from a stroke or massive heart attack before thenNo thanks, my retirement plan is making myself an absolute burden to the state when I retire
How come you never get down syndrome Chinese people?
>>202136938How is that slander? Mong literally means someone with Down’s syndrome
get the bacon sarney scranned
>>202136856get bored half way through the other day but decided to continue
>>202136951they're all naturally 50% downs thats why they look like that
>>202136951They don’t want you to know that they all have it
If being stupid was a sport, you'd get a gold medal
>>202136973grim
Are downies DTF?
big fan of 'get the' posts
Once got bored during a wank, so decided to open my special folder
>>202136948going to throw myself under a train and inconvenience everyone when i decide i've had enough
any goy putznacher man in
The last night of the fair - by the big wheel generator:A boy is stabbed, and his money is grabbedAnd the air hangs heavy like a dulling wine...
Don't fire until you see the browns of their poos! (c) William H. Prescott
get the 'get the' posts posted
got that mental elf that lets you touch women's arses and get away with it on account of it
get the
we were born to beALIIIIIVEwe were born to beALIIIIIVEBORN...born to be alive(born to be alive)
>>202137065Arseholes or just the cheek
get the eileen comed on
yes we were bornbornbornborn born to be aliveIT'S GOOD TO BE ALIVETO BE ALIVE TO BE ALIVEIT'S GOOD TO BE ALIIIIIIIIIIVE
get the bollocks busted
Might go to an all girl primary school disguised as an Armitage Shanks
COME ON EILEENOH I SWEAR SHE'S 18
>>202137127o_O
get the armitage shanked
>>202137015
get the arsewog fed
I'm blueif I were green I would die
one day i'll have all my posts dictated and i'll never have to read any of your dreck again
*fucks around and finds out*
total bollock destruction by j.k. rowling
>>202137154Hang on, isn't that the two colours of political parties in Taiwan?
What's the gayest vape flavour?
I am correct
>>202137193all of the above
>>202137193Tobacco
>>202137201too hungover to look at this
>>202137201for me turquoise is turquoise
>>202137201teal gang
>>202137180Harry Todger and the Chamber of Bollocks
thread really just stopped there for a minute huh
>>202137264We're all too busy with that gay porn being on
who tuched my chocolits
>>202137193poo
>Je me rends, s'il vous plaît, ayez pitié.Your response?
>>202137201
>>202137279
nippy out
they should just start putting gay porn on the tv, this is where were at as a society
*slaps my knee*right then time to get the tea on*walks off and kills myself*
having brain zaps
>>202137304nooooo
whacked the heating on
poured some extra olive oil in my pastsa
>>202137303Remember wanking to the gay porn channel free previews (obviously softcore only) when I was about 14 and home alone
>>202137303What about printing out gay porn and posting it to lampposts on busy streets
planning a based wank to kino porn
What happened to softcore movies on channel 5?
ffs was supposed to get up earlyset an alarm for 8am but turned it off and went back to sleep and just woken up now
just stop the bloody rapes ok
>>202137366Fucking hell Daniel, what have you become?
got the playgirl magazine stapled to the wall behind my computer
>>202137379Well, just looking at a woman on the street in the UK is legally considered rape
time to get to work
poo currently raping my arsebum
>>202137379>sources: times of indiapeculiar
>>202137412look like grunts from some evil team in pokemon
need a rich onlyfans gf
>>202137296err...oui mate
>>202137379no
Should just do to pensioners what we did to farm animals during the foot and mouth crisis
>>202137438does she though? I thought she only did topless either way she doesn't show her gash so what's the point
Alright guys. Feel dizzy and lightheaded. Don't know what's going on.
>>202137379>lakhu wot
>>202137438need proof of said pictures
>>202137379>India data is over 10 years old
HATE walking in city i always get lost wish i was rich and could Uber everywhere
>>202137379Sick to bastard death of jeets using “lakh”
what if you marry a nice girl and then years later she finally admits she has a scat fetish and wants to poo on youwhat would you do lads?
>>202137480So 9 year olds getting raped isn't even counted?
damnnnn daniel
>>202137448nothing on reddit ever happenedserial liar website
get the todger lopped offget the neovagina fashionedget the dilator inget the poo smells wafting
>>202137500Call a vicar
>>202137484ever heard of google maps?
living in a pozzed clown world
>>202137487>>202137471what does it mean and why do they use it?
>>202137500I’m pretty sure scat stuff is far more common online than irl, as you can’t smell it through a screen. Years ago, I was fucking this girl in the arse (not for the first time), and shit started getting everywhere. I almost puked while I was trying to rush to the shower. Never did anal again.
>>202137552Means 100,000. Quick Google search sorted it out.
>>202137487seriously what is a lakh, there aren't enough jeets here yet to pick up on their lingo
>mtf friend induced lactation a while ago>she just milks her tits every day>finally worked up the courage to ask if I could try some>she said yes>literally went into a room and pumped her titty milk into a cup for me>drank itit was SO FUCKING DELICIOUS and I don't mean that in a pervert way I mean it tasted actually good, it was warm and super sweet. what the FUG
>>202137510unlike 4chan where everyone is honest and truthy
>>202137528what if it's a vicar in a tutu
>>202137536Then i have to walk around like a benchod tourist no thanks
>>202137379Indians will never accept any problems within their own societies and in the rare occasions that they do they'll deflect blame elsewhere e.g colonialismThey're a rabidly nationalistic group of people, furthered no now having Modi in power despite having barely anything to be proud ofThis is a country that still practices cannibalism and it's just accepted as a spiritual thing ffs
listening to russell brand speak is impossible, can't last 10 seconds without cringing my nut off and closing the video
"they're eating the pets" is up there with "they're turning the friggin frogs gay"
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MEANS TEST A BENEFIT YOU HAVE TO GIVE HEATING MONEY TO BOOMERS THAT SPEND FIVE FIGURES ON CRUISES EVERY YEAR!!!!
>>202137598that is a very good reflection on your sanity tbf
>>202137552Think it means 100,00
nwogpoo delivering my horse dildoes today
>>202137552>>202137582Jeets use 100,000 (one lakh) as their standard big number, as opposed to the West’s preference for big numbers like 1,000,000
>>202137500Would be perfect considering that's my fetish.
>>202137590never siad that did i
vine was superior to tiktok
>>202137615They're not means testing it though are theyThey're removing it entirely
>>202137613it's true thoughhttps://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/
what of the tax-free one-off £20 christmas bonusis the christmas bonus safe
>>202137613Meaning they're both verifiable facts? Nice to see you've caught up leftypol
>>202137580okay but why use ithonestly it's parplexing that they would either1) communicate with each other in English2) communicate with the outside world in English BUT pepper and salt it with weird Indian lingoI mean 1) is sorta understandable if they don't share a language otherwise since India is a diverse place, but this seems more like propaganda meant for outsiders
>>202137653very true
>>202137672don't care about the veracity of either statement it's just phrased in such bluntly demented way
>>202137618how tho
>parplexing
>>202137613If your implication is that “they’re turning the frogs gay” was crazy nonsense, they literally were releasing industrial pollutants or something that were acting as endocrine disruptors and fucking with frogs’ hormones. IIRC a more accurate way of expressing what was (is?) happening is that they were turning the frogs into hermaphrodites, but that’s a bit clunkier verbiage, and doesn’t make for as good a sound bite
got the bets on
>>202137664
>>202137720scrembling
>>202137698>parplexing
>>202137709>world become absurd>man points this out>LOOK AT HOW DEMENTED MAN IS FOR SAYING ABSURD THING!!!
I wonder what an office where everyone legitimately works eight efficient hours a day would look like
>>202137698>pepper and saltpsychopath
>>202137720>>202137738give me a break I've.slept twl hours today
>>202137201You have been done
Don't know what the heck is wrong with me I feel so fucking dizzy. Keep stumbling. It's like I've had a few jars but I haven't.
Getting a £12k bonus from toilberg
>>202137757me and you brother, we see how truly cucked this pozzed globohomo clownworld really is...
Ayo fuck old people fr!
......... i love brown girls!
>psychopath
>>202137782How much after tax
>>202137782rimmed him did you?
cutting down on my sugar intake
granny is a wasteman
need a nap
>>202137782How hard did you make him cum?
Desu as much as people like to belittle Mousey and make him out to be insane, at least he isn't living in a care home like Help Helper Lad.
>>202137716because if you could bother listening to him or found him compelling you'd be a bloody goose matebut you didn't so you're not a goose
sugar intake but pronounced like it's a word in japanese
dont have snapchatdont have instagramdont have facebookdont have any social media, reallyand it's kneecapped my social life
>>202137736>Unless they receive pension creditThat the same pension credit you're only eligible to receive if you have an income less than £218/week, while state pension is £221/week thus making it impossible to receive Not very bright are you
>>202137201>>202137773useless test
>>202137830>Help Helper LadOff you pop>>>/r9k/
>>202137784>I AM SILLY
>>202137797
>>202137836sugaru intakaru?
>>202137830Aren’t you in a care home, Adam?
Thinking about the battle of Rorke's Drift
>>202137842Let's see your results then big man
>>202137839no one really uses that stuff anymore even my most turbo normie just have group chats and occasionally put something up on ig
>>202137836soogoi intaku
>>202137876No I live with my family and my name isn't Adam.
>>202137871>>202137894in-tah-keh
>>202137879mine was 173>>202137876stop giving it attention
>Your boundary is at hue 174, greener than 55% of the population. For you, turquoise is blue.ok then??
>>202137863fucking bitch
supposed to be starting a job at asda. they have been spamming me with tasks all week. yesterday they sent me emails for a new username/password for another online portal. typically they dont work. all the emails are from noreply, unmonitored emails. cant complete tasks, cant start job. still havnt been told a start date. my only contact detail is the store telephone number. all this online hassle is really making me reconsider if i actually want the job.
Pronouncing popsicles like it's a Greek philosopher
>>202137908get them rescuedget them quenched
>>202137908why is their blood green?
>>202137919need you locked up before you hurt someone
>>202137925mate you surely are not too thick to figure out how to start a job at asda
spazda
>>202137863When your intrusive thoughts win
the plan for the rest of thenightpoowatch a lectureexerciseshower + wank to pics of womens buttholesfinish my programming projectplay overwatch incel walk sleep
>>202137938Behold a frozen treat
>>202137957i'm only a danger to myself x
>>202137808Less than half due to my 53% marginal tax rate
Googling all the migrant hotels in the UK
Didn’t realize I deviated so far from the general population
As in all things, I am objectively correct.
>>202137841Not everyone gets a full state pension mate
>>202138016>>202138018utterly useless information
>>202137958apparently yes. how do i do it when they set up an account and demand tasks completed but they have done it incorrectly on their side and there is no one for me to contact about it? its just another shit company that are trying to harness technology but are shit and have made everything more difficult and bureaucratic than when it was just paperwork.
fuck off
gorje costanza
>>202137988What's the lecture about
>>202138084Whoops! You're blind!
used to put out cigarettes on my tongue, probably burned away a few tastebuds
>>202137863why did she do it bros
>>202138084chinaman detected
slay all phoneposters
>>202138107probably going to be a lot of yapping because the unit coordinator just changed and its his first lecture
>>202138125that's utterly mental (if in fact true), why would you do that
used to put out cigarettes on my pooey arsehole
>>202138130What a nice blue fish tank
whats this blue/green shite your all spamming then?
>>202138159lol
>>202138130birds are so cute
>>202138149Ex-bf used to put out cigs on my arse to brand me
>>202138163https://ismy.blue/
>>202138147it's actually not very painful if you know how to do it right, the trick is to pool enough saliva on your tongue to put it out without burning yourself
11:35no messages from anyoneit's lonely out here
>>202138125You’re supposed to make your tongue slightly concave and pool a little spit in it so it doesn’t actually burn you, mong
>>202138199why though
>>202138199well there you go
>>202138227dunno i just did it a few times to look cool and then it became a bit of an addiction
>>202138216>>202138216
get the new made
>>202138185my monitor has a green tint to it so the results would be skewed!!
Homer describes the sky as 'bronze', sheep as 'wine coloured', honey as 'green' and Hector's hair as 'blue'.
>>202138125Haha that’s hardcore, you got my respect
>>202138185I dont get it.
>>202138276think her name's Marge, actually
>>202138043They do if they've paid in all their lifeThe only people who don't are those who were on the dole, or immigrants
>>202138276Dawn and here rose coloured fingers
>>202138276Sometimes peopel with very dark hair can appear to have bluish tones, I think it's due to oils
Are blowpipes legal in the UK?In the United Kingdom under the Criminal Justice Act 1988, and in Australia, the blowgun is categorized as an offensive weapon, and as such it is illegal to manufacture, sell or hire or offer for sale or hire, expose or have in one's possession for the purpose of sale or hire, or lend or give to any other person.
For you, turquoise is green.
What is turquoise stone good for?Turquoise: For Cleansing, Protection, and Good Fortune Turquoise is also a calming stone induce the internal spinety and lift depleted skulls.
