I'm blue edish
>>202138216im blue dbafsbdvsafdnababdbbbsabananfahnbnsdeedsdansddennnnbababaddseeezdanessdeg
did boomers really believe the twin towers collapsed due to aeroplanes flying into it? i thought boomers were supposed to be smart
>>202138216heh me too
>>202138199The trick is not minding that it hurts
>>202138216fuck off
my life is fucked, suicide inbound
teeths hurting :(
Yes, yes Lauren Chen my little Asian whore… come suckle Daddy. That’s it
>>202138257How dare you. You insult the great and noble people of America with your paranoid conspiracy theories.
might get the wank on
Thoughts on ddlg play with adult women?
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CXp2EaRaIU
>>202138286bet your life is a doddle compared to my life
i go through so much butterlove the stuff
>>202138348Most “kink” shit is basically gay in one way or another
>>202138377yeah, what you got?
>>202138378do you go through it like a hot knife
>>202138377Ah yes, the suffering olympics, you must be very proud
here we arethe supposed lads
>>202138251plz raspond
>>202138378Being completely serious, I was thinking this exact thought yesterday. A tub lasts a couple days max.quite frankly I don't care what state my arteries are in
>>202138383You must be fun at sex parties
>>202138407love these odd posts
i'm blue scrembcfsliging
>>202138421based
>>202138421what if they're in Alabama
last night i had a dream that i was petting a black cat, and when i was out walking just then i saw a black cat looking at me
>>202138430I once had a girl I was fucking invite me to a devil’s threesome, but I broke up with her, since that’s gay
Best Simpsons episode? For me it's cape feare
>>202138457odd post
You reckon it’s possible to make yourself gay? Think it would be a laugh
>>202138421arteries as clogged as my landlord's sinks
Is there somewhere I can go to get my feet properly measured? I'm going through shoes at a rate of knots and don't want to spend another £100 on another pair that will cause me agony.
>>202138479actual moron
what on earth is "ddlg" ?
>>202138421>A tubhmm. are you talking about spreads and margarines?im talking about blocks of actual butter
>>202138492hs?
>>202138481just ask your dad to bum you
>>202138485Yeah, shoe shop mate
>>202138421>A tub>of butter
>>202138464To be more specific, it turned out she had a secret boyfriend, and wanted me to become their bull or some shit. Fuck right off
>>202138481Just expose yourself to as much modern media as possible
>>202138481gut feeling is you can make yourself bit gay but not properly
>>202138464Cmon how hot would it have been to dp her, fuck her while she’s being a complete slut
i only know one thing and that is to mog
Clarks me prefer
>>202138485Clarks
>>202138389well into my 30s. fat, balding, teeth are falling out. no gf, no friends, no chance of getting any. hardly any family and they dont give a shit if i live or die. im skint and unemployable. live in a slum with sewerage overflowing from the pipes and will probably be homeless soon. wish i were dead.
>>202138523calm down porn addict
oh no someone's put 50p in the seed oil mongs
>>202138494dog dick licked good
>>202138461Black cats are amazing. Every black cat I've known has been very sweet and kind. There's a stigma towards them for some reason and they're overrepresented in cat rescue centres and other places for unwanted catbergs.
>>202138421>A tubI Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
>>202138485shoe shop
>>202138516Mate you couldve bullied him without feeling guilty. Didnt you wanna be an alpha?
today old anyos going back to ailjay to suss out the best feeds in there, first thing is we have to find some cunt to stab LET'S OGGGG
>>202138553i love them
>>202138434you sound unhingedWhat's that got to do with Derby getting a points deduction?
>>202138485What a silly question You are daft
>>202138536>mans got his own place and is suffering
loved that auto foot measuring machine in clarks when i was a lad me. felt nice when it closed on your foot.
>>202138581>taken care of by mummy and claims suffering
>>202138495these runts don't know the difference mate they're scranning churned seed oils not lovely butter by the block like us
Don't go complaining about having no shoes to a guy with no feet
>>202138494Google it
>>202138569I already bully people without feeling guilty. Not interested in a sex act with a man
>>202138585Yeah was weirdly sexual
>>202138598>wewsleeping on a sofa
if you worked in Clarks and at the end the of the day if you were the only one left in the shop locking up...would you?
I don't eat butter. Doesn't add anything to the food except empty calories.
this thread has been good when you think about it
>>202138585mumberg always took me to klarcs the knockoff brand
what a BORE
>>202138620What, wank my cock off with all of the women's sandals in the stock room? Never crossed my mind
>>202138626Not empty calories. It contains healthy fats.
>>202138581>>202138598Both of you make good points. It’s lonely without mama cooking you din dins, even if you don’t believe it would be
Doesn't add anything to the thread except empty words.
>>202138620Not sure. But I did work in a supermarket butcher and let's just say I ended up in the pub after my shifts and walked out with a few extra quid in my pocket x
>>202138620...yh
>>202138626i use butter in making egg dishes, tomato sauce, baking, etc.it's not just to put on toast
>>202138666blog on
>>202138626>empty caloriesVitamins A, E and KProteinFats
>>202138633I agree. It’s been good salacious banter
catbird on a mad one
You cook in seed oils, don’t you?
Priti's a big cow
>>202138645Jokes like this give me the fearReckon there's always an element of truth to them
>>202138619you have people who would let you into their house and sleep on their sofa? ill be sleeping under a bridge in a few weeks. bet you have a gf as well.
>>202138716Adam only cooks with Spanish olive oil
*bends over and spreads arse, mimicking singing*asshole olio,oh sodomia
I want to make shitty rape fucking bollocks
And the very latest from Helperlad??
hate when women do that glark glark gagging deepthroat shit in pornjust suck normally
>>202138728You're rightI have previously wanked off using my housemate's girlfriend's sandal like a cocksleeve
>>202138773Stop watching porn.
gf has a flat chestcould she even get a boob job, surely you need some sort of chest to work with as a base?
still raining heresummer is dead and buried
>I don't eat butter. Doesn't add anything to the food except empty calories.What a retard. Back on the filter you go, freak.
Might have a nap. Wake me up in 2/3 hours please guys.
>>202138784Not a really persuasive argument
>>202138773its so grim to me i know im a bit loopy about sex and dont judge but i cant believe people like that
Why do people who claim to have mental health problems, when it suits them, give their opinion on healthy living; about diet, exercise or lifestyle? They're supposedly not well, because of the way they live, but think they're qualified to advise people on the healthiest way to live their life
>>202138786get her pregnant her tits will grow
>>202138786What do you meanI presume she has a ribcage
>>202138801I'm going to do things to you that have never been done before.
>>202138815He's a narcissist mate
>>202138802It can be very erotic to play with power during sexual intercourse. Throat fucking is an example of this.
>>202138773It’s a sad day when you start having sex and realize deepthroat is worse than a normal suck, anal is worse than vaginal, etc. It’s all just theatrics for the video, and there isn’t really a whole world of interesting sex stuff to exploreIt’s kind of like how there are a bunch of weird exotic fruit in the grocery store, but the reason they’re exotic and strange is because they’re objectively worse than the popular ones, so no one likes them, and no one produces them at scale
>>202138735fair, 2 people. would trade them for a place. the teeth thing is grim, wouldn't want that.>gf
odds - porrige for breakfastevens - bacon, eggs, beans
>>202138836You should be shot
throatfucked my ex and had a whale of a time
>>202138860get the beans on punk
>>202138860Unlucky ladrolling for myself
>>202138864bit rapey lad
>>202138847I think you have to be in the mood for these sort of things, really relaxed to explore with that person
This is your 9 hour warning for Taskmaster Season 18's premiere on Channel 4.This season stars Rosie Jones.
hmm
>>202138864Big un was she
>>202138884why? she wanted to
>>202138891/brit/ not /advert/
>>202138863Why do you say that? Why are you so bothered by it?
stop talking about sex
>>202138915I'm not bothered, I'm calmly making a statement
>>202138898"sure" she did lad, "sure"
he said calmly
>>202138891*presses the red button*
pillow talking got my throat raspy
>>202138927*presses my pecs together and looks up at you with puppy dog eyes* sowwwy daddy :(
Why I'm No Longer Talking to Women People About Sex
anime
leftover mince and tatties for lunchnot even scottish
>>202138932That’s not a calm statement, you don’t come to conclusions like that without deep feelings on the subject that baffle me
>>202138896*debunks you*whoops sorry lad
got the oodie on
>>202138974leftover mouse and tatties for lunch
>>202138974Leftover bolocnese and rice for me
>>202138878thats what i wanted. but i forgot i still have some tiger bread that wants eating with kippers. maybe ill have a breakfast all day, day. porridge, yogurt, and banana for now. go for a good long walk and have kippers on bread when i get back. bacon, eggs, and beans for tea tonight.
>>202138974good man
EW man-minge picture WHEN??!!!!
>>202138433where's blud's eyes?
>>202138974lovely. make sure you mop up the gravy with some buttered bread
>>202139007And how about work?
>>202138891has been going downhill for a few seasons and this is the going to be the straw that broke the camel's back. only the woke brigade will be watching and they'll lose the regular deano audience like every other show she goes on
>had the fan on 2 weeks ago>now I've just made myself a fucking hot bottleStarmer's Broken Britain
Generating a gf
>>202138990the claim was that sacked tranny didn't eat spreads as he considered them "empty calories"try to keep up
>>202139020may do, got some lurpak open from making the mash
>The symptoms of a brain tumour vary depending on the exact part of the brain affected.>Common symptoms include:>headaches>seizures (fits)>persistently feeling sick (nausea), >being sick (vomiting) and drowsiness>mental or behavioural changes, such as memory problems or >changes in personality>progressive weakness or paralysis on one side of the body>vision or speech problemsI have the headaches, nausea, weakness on my right side and vision problems which developed this weekHow fucked am I?
>>202139066dont know
>>202138495>>202138599you can get actual butter in tubs you spackershave you literally never heard of lurpak?
>>202139046I could watch the Dave seasons till the cows come home. They were all gold.The moment they jumped to Channel 4 it started tanking. Didn't help it clashed with Covid but some of the tasks are really scraping the barrel tier.
>now I've just made myself a fucking hot bottlebent
>>202139043work? what work?
Rorke I've had it with your inflammatory rhetoric
>>202139066Think a doctor might be able to advise x
>now I've just made myself a fucking hot bottleare you literally 82 or 83 years old?
>>202139095what is the heterosexual way to stay warm, pray tell?
>>202139107Fat chance of me seeing one of those in this country
careers in tattermight need to take things into my own hands
>pray tellbent
>>202139019had em out for a laughgonna do the same with my gonads after hearing the fun ball cancerlad is having with his implant
>>202139084>lurpaklurpak in tubs is a spreadable blend
>>202139116>pray tellughdon't talk to me anymore you weird bender
>>202139127good posthate this gayism
>>202139108>>202139095Single glazed sash windows with tall ceilings and many, many drafts x
>>202139116cuddling with the mandem
hot piss nettle
what, pray tell, is the issue with how i speak?
how do I act less gay
>>202139140And why, prey tell, is it a gayism?
>>202139019>Meet Jazzypurrs. She had some corneal ulcers and had to have both eyes removed
>>202139084>you can get actual butter in tubs you spackersNo you can'tNobody would buy real butter in a tubTubs are only appropriate for spreads
it's time for sheriff woodyhe's the very besthe's the root'-ness, toot'-ness cowboy in the wild, wild west ~
>Wake up fully motivated and not feeling like shit. Disappears by midday and go to bed miserable.>Wake up feeling miserable and worthless. Become motivated and feel good at around bed time when it's too late to do anything.Brainberg playing cruel jokes on me as per
>>202139172stop taking cocks up your arse every night
>>202139127>>202139137>>202139140>>202139169>>202139172>>202139168>>202139179I'm getting really sick of you.Daytime /brit/ really is the WOAT.Go back to your Homes Under the Hammer and Loose Women reruns.
>>202139202nah something other than that
>>202139196You need discipline, not motivation x
>>202139192WOOODY'S ROOOOOUUNNDUUUUUUUUUPPPPP
>>202139218all me
>>202139218I’m watching old episodes of neighbours ACTUALLY
>>202139168LOL
Why do you think verbosity / flowery language is associated with Asperger's Syndrome?
>>202139221I'm not buying your course on how to be an alpha giga steel-fighting-type male.
>>202139250Intelligence
less than an hour later, still suffering
rapage
did an online test thing to tell me what sort of career I should do and it came back as advertising copywriter. i wonder if its just because im watching mad men, because i hate adverts.
>>202139254That sentence is literally all you need to get a clue so long as you have at least middling IQ
>>202139244how's the show been since it moved to amazon prime?
>>202139250Limited concept of mind probably. They dont realise that a conversation is a two way street and cant pick up on the nonverbal cues that the other person isn't interested
Autistic people are immune to advertising.
doing a poo
>>202139250ktim
just restricted my prosody
*forces you to watch my haka*
>>202139284Probably the single most AI-vulnerable career
>>202139297The new ones are shit so i dont watch them. Too bloody woke.
>>202139250does one sided mean speaking like a thesaurus to someone speaking like a /brit/ post?
boiling my piss in the kettle
>>202139312would
>>202139312disgusting (You) and that pic
>>202139336Yesh
bladder is close to bursting lads
>>202139312if the guy who was supposedly 6'2 didn't even go up to her crotch he was probably not 6'2
>>202139352no piss!
Bradders is close to bursting
need a butters faced peng bodied rave slag bouncing on my corey
i'm thirsty
>>202139327good. fuck them. they would never hire me anyway, im a straight white male with no disabilities.
>>202139373>her crotchcorrrr time to wank
Is it illegal to secretly piss in someone's kettle?
>>202139368Get the nettles ready
corr spaff
>>202139312What is this pie chart for
>>202139405no, why would that be illegal?
>>202139405No. Piss is sterile.
anti-woke, pro-Israelalways
>>202139405ask poleaboo
>>202138216I got 165/92%
>>202139423Yellow is cheesed to meet u
>>202139396corr looks like my toilfu, mighy have a cheeky prelunch wank
>>202139336One-sided speaking would be just talking and talking, not realising the other party isn't interested in what you're saying. Like if you're special interest is Pokemon cards and you spend 10 minutes talking to someone you just met, who doesn't themselves have Aspergers, about the intricacies of Pokemon cards. What you're describing is verbosity: using many redundant words when a few would do.
love it when you can hear a fly or a bee hovering about outside the window and the window is closed so you know that bumbling fuck can't bounce his arse in and just has to keep listlessly smashing his head against the pane
when will the manchildren learn
>>202139396she deserves to be raped
any lads with cute tummies in this thread? haha
>>202139464which game?
>>202139250>flowery languageThat's not what one-sided verbosity means you stupid cunt
>>202139459why are you so weird rorke
>>202139480among us
Slug.
>>202139454ohhhhhh rightsounds like toilberg that
>>202139454*turns 360 degrees and walks away*
>>202139437excellent post this
>>202139479got a big fat belly me
>>202139464hope he spends the rest of his life in prison playing dodge the shank
The paki scran arrived
I'm extremely verbose with crude language and mean observations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9gx1ufy8K0
>>202139479its sort of cute-ish but im a dead twink physically speaking
>>202139519peng
>>202139437>>202139499>samefagEmbarrassing
>>202139396not really appropriate attire outside of a bedroom is it
>>202139519looks like elton john didn't fart on it
Just realised Brexit may have been a mistake lads
doing quite the poo
Alright shaggers I need your adviceHad a really fit patient just now and we chatted for a bit How should I try meet her for a date? Should I follow her on Instagram, or just like one of her photos? Wait a few days or do it today? Trying to not make it obvious that I really want to shag her
>>202139519elton john's poo has gone curdled!
>>202139569You don'tHope this helps
>>202139543why not
>>202139519odd chips
>>202139596why not
> For you, turquoise is blue.it is for everyone
>>202139569we won't be continuing further until you provide an image proving this isn't a LARP>erm I can't my phone is being repaired and I'm posting on the computer at the dentist surgeryRighty-o.
>>202139618Smirking
>>202139519Is that your finger
do twitch subs think they are friends with the streamer? see some of them comment on every single instagram post without fail like they're chatting to a friend
>>202139569You ever look onto a patients mouth and imagine what their oral architecture would feel like on your little brown willard?
>>202139608>big mole on her arsegreng
>>202138891Never understood the appeal of that show, utter shite
>>202139608its so shallow but the off colour birthmarks like that on her arse put me off so bad
>>202139608>saggy, cellulite arse with no muscle
love that monkey jungle book song
>>202139608corr
>>202139464How do you die in a hot car? My mum left me and my siblings in a hot car all the time and we didn't die. We just complained it was hot. It's a car not an oven
>>202139643think that's a shit smear mate since yt folx just use fucking tissue
>>202139617Turqoise is green
>>202139638my willy is big and white but yeah I do that with all women patients (even grannies)
>>202139662in these American desert states the cars do actually heat up to oven temperatures thoughbeit
>>202139608mogged by the arses on the right
>>202139670you are wrong and stupid
>>202139569when shes off her gob on nitrous, give her a kiss
>>202139662Use your fucking brain you twat
scranning une croissANT
>>202139662Not much imagination in you is there
>>202139662yea think Arizona might be a tad hotter than blightly mate
>>202139718Do you have single piece of evidence to back this up?
>>202139697Only a handful of those are actually turqoise
>>202139627go on then let's hear it
>>202139737yea the pic literally says 42 degrees
>>202139708that chicken is such a vibe
>>202139569unprofessional just get her knocked out and feel up her tits like a normal dentist
>>202138891
>>202139738Warwick's in that box is he?
>>202139754>believing the mainstream mediaPJW would be ashamed
ayo he's got plastic tubs with A4 paper in themonly a real dentist could have plastic tubs with A4 paper in them
trapped in the warwick james cabinet
>>202139569unprofessionaljust spaff in her mouth while she’s knocked out like a normal dentist
>All it takes is an 80-degree Fahrenheit day to bring the normal car temperature to triple digits. After just 20 minutes on an 80-degree day, the CDC says the inside of a car can hit 109 degrees Fahrenheit. After 40 minutes, it hits 118 degrees, and after an hour, it can hit 123 degrees.Still don't think I'd die in a 50c car
>>2021397371, that's terror2, that's terror
arseberg producing hurricane force winds
>>202139792they're plastic tubs with A4 paper and extraction instruments in them you mongcope on
might watch magic mike
>>202139805Doubt you've experienced anything hotter than a fart out your arse
Hurricane force wind-up
This Spainos latest gimmick? Bit obtuse desu
>>202139739write /brit/ in teeth you pulled
*leaves a box of celebrations on the /brit/ coffee table*
>>202139821yeah there's dental instruments, drills, moulds, putty, a whole dental surgery complete with chair, overhead light, and sink just out of framewho needs any of that as proof when you can show some plastic tubs with printed A4 paper in them
Found out yesterday that I had an older half-brother and dad never fucking told meLovely
>>202139836I went to Greece once actually
>>202139855bizarre how schizos like you think one poster is behind everything even remotely out of the ordinary
>>202139874oddgonna meet him then
>>202139874What does it matter if he wasn't in your life and you weren't in his? (it doesn't)
>>202139887Sit in any cars with no AC for long periods of time in Greece did you
>>202139874working class tings
>>202139897Haha alri spaino. Not sure where you were going with this one. I mean a dentist. Come on
>>202139878peng
>>202139944>>202139944>>202139944
Rosie Jones is funny
>>202139911No I was busy eating pistachio ice cream by the pool and chasing lizards
