Why is Belgium (founded 1830) considered a meme state, but Italy (1861) Germany (1871), Poland (1918) all get a pass?
>>202138307Because Belgian people are just French and Dutch people LARPing about an identity
>>202138373Same as Switzerland but i never saw Suisse being memed as a country, not as the same rate of Belgium
>>202138307because of the perfidious anglo nigel farage
>>202138403Switzerland is a very old nfederation who self formed, you can see that their process was natural and not artificial by the fact that there's almost no sperging out about the different identities like there is on Belgium
>>202138307>Italy (1861)"Italy" did exist in the past, Italians did not though.>Italia (Roman province, 264 BC–476)>Kingdom of Italy (476–493) ruled by Odoacer>Ostrogothic Kingdom (493–553), officially known as the "Kingdom of Italy">Kingdom of the Lombards (568–774), sometimes called the "Kingdom of all Italy">Kingdom of Italy (774–962), constituent kingdom of the Carolingian Empire and Middle Francia; independent after 855
>>202138594you think our borders came out of thin air when a madman carved some ground out of the netherlands and france for shit and giggles?ngl it's a shithole but this shithole dates back to the middle ages
>>202139629Belgium isnt any more (or less) of a shithole than the countries bordering it, either
>>202138403Switzerland has meme languages that are national to it, like romansh. Belgium has nothing
>>202139729the netherlands are doing significantly better. this region went to shit when the spanish enforced their habsburg shenanigans and everyone with half a brain fled northbrain drain, as they call it. flanders went from one of the richest regions in europe to a war torn hellhole under the thumb of a foreign oppressor and it weren't even the frenchthe city where i live in even has the story when some charles came to visit and left his horse outside when he came back his horse was gone. not stolen, but slaughered because of the famine
>>202139992yeah, the Netherlands are better-run, but ultimately suffer from all the same issues as Belgium todayFlanders mostly looks & feels like any dutch city, honestly. Wallonia is definitely poorer
>>202138307>le if your state reformed at some point history all stuff before doesn't count ;) memewhy would you regurgiate this
>>202140068Poland existed as a medieval kingdom perhaps, but Italy never did and neither did germany in anything resembling today's borders
>>202139629>my tutorial country is a shitholewhy do you do this
>>202140164POV: you wake up in your first world tutorial country
>>202140164it's a shithole by west european standards, i can rant all day long about it. however i get slightly upset when some clueless moron calls us a meme country (it is, but not for the reasons you think it is)>it belongs to france and the netherlands xDexcept wallonia was never part of france, and flanders (and wallonia) was ruled by the dutch for a whole 15 years
>>202140255Your point is that this is supposed to look like a third world shit hole but it really doesn't
>>202140490it isntin pure economics, Brussels is on par with other euro capitals, Flanders with western germany and Wallonia with eastern germany or the poorer parts of francein terms of brown pypo %, it is, again, perfectly in line with uk, germany, the Netherlands and the rest of the caliphates Belgians for some reason also have some of the highest private wealth in the world, though I wouldn't say it shows much
Most European country are newer then America and only existed since ww2
>>202140696nigger literally the highest taxes in the world and two democracies where forming a federal government can take literally years>Wallonia with eastern germany or the poorer parts of franceoh wow, it's not that shit compared to other shit
>>202140822they're newer as countries within their geographical borders, but as written cultures, theyre all extremely old
>>202140822always hilarious when it comes from a colonial. have you sucked the english king's dick yet or are you still rubbing the queen's clitclown
>>202140838yeah, your political system is a running joke. but actually, the Netherlands takes similarly long to form governments afaik and france is in a nasty gridlock as well currently. its becoming common in europe >oh wow, it's not that shit compared to other shitas a coutnry youre on par with germany, if you consider that shit, than, well, all of western poorrope is
>>202138307Because Belgium is so evenly and obviously divided in half it's not even funnyYes Italy is also a patchwork of languages and cultures but at least they're all related to each others (catholic and latin) and have been in a well geographically defined peninsula foreverGermany is also a collection of former kingdoms, duchies, cities, languages and whatever but again related to each others (germanic) and there is a precedent in the form of the HRE, as loose as it wasPoland is very homogenous linguistically toiBelgium meanwhile is cut exactly in half with both halves speaking completely unrelated languages, being different geographical entities (Flanders the ultra flat very urbanized Wallonia more hilly countrysidish), AND both halves are located right next to larger countries that speak their respective languages and whose land look like theirs I'm not saying there shouldn't be a Belgium, just that at first glance it just doesn't make any sense and seems by far like it'd be the most logical country to break in half
>>202140895It’s a sign of stability which is a good thing you know
I did not mention the tiny German speaking part in that post because well they're tiny they aren't the reason why Belgium boggles the mind
>>202141105>there is a precedent in the form of the HREgermany is a fraction of the HRE and missing the cultural and political capital of most of its existence (Vienna)its a meme state as well
>>202141139they got annexed after WWI, i think there even was a referendum if they wanted to return to germany and they voted no, but don't cite me on that.it's like 20k people or something so no one really cares. personally i think they should return to germany as we have no historical claim over it whatsoever and it's getting frenchified because that's what french speakers do>they DON'T speak french??!!?>let's change thatfuck off
>>202140937we have 6 governments :)>as a coutnry youre on par with germany, if you consider that shit, than, well, all of western poorrope iswallonia is especially bad. if it wasn't for flanders it would have collapsed a long time ago. it's like giving an alcoholic his daily bottle of vodka instead of sending him to rehab
>>202138307Germany has only existed since 1991
>>202140490>calls us a meme countryI just said why Switzerland was less memed though, I didn't say Belgium was a fake country or a meme one.That the fact that you guys fight a lot to this day and they don't was my reasoningAs far as the formation part, Switzerland is objectively among the oldest cunts in Europe, while a lot of other cunts were formed more forcefully, same reason why even in Italy there was and still is a lot of hate and infighting.Maybe my perception of Belgium is distorted but I've always heard that the Francophone and the Flemish parts don't really like each other and speak each others languages.
>>202140155This sort of retardation exists only in Europe. Others don't deny their past like that.
>>202141523well yeah, but eastern germany is literally the same. they barely have people under 60 anymoreor the UK's whole norf or Italy's whole soufWallonia is more of the rule, not the exception
Because Belgium is a state, not a nation.Kurds exist more than "Belgians" do.Imagine Belgium ceases and it gets partitioned by Netherlands and France 20 years later nobody would care.
>>202141561other continents dont have countries with 500+ years of written high culture in the first place, except china and India
>>202141619>Because Belgium is a state, not a nationThis, so much this
>>202138307saar Poland is older saar that was just a return to being independent saar
>>202141602eastern germany has the excuse of communism. what's wallonia's excuse? heavy industry where the flemish moved south by the hundreds of thousands during the industrial revolution>heavy industry collapses>now whathow flanders came out on top again i don't know how that happened. we don't have any natural resources whatsoever besides some token coal mines that closed like 60 years agoit's really not the same, no. wallonia makes norf england look good
>>202141602>Italy's whole soufNot comparable, our souf is literally and unironically 3rd world
I'd like to thank Belgium cause my great Grandpa went working in the coal mines there and bought the house I'm living in nowThough it was hellish and died shortly after.
>>202142123makes it even worse than walltroonia>>202142047there are many regions in Western Europe no better than Eastern Europe, many parts of France and the UK
>>202142160yeah, moroccans and italians, guest workers to slave away in the mines. we have a significant italian diasporafuck me being a miner must have been absolute shit. deep underground while your lungs become a dust collector
>>202142217>there are many regions in Western Europe no better than Eastern Europe, many parts of France and the UKI used to think that.Then i visited eastern europe.I'll take Marseille and Birmingham over what i saw in Bulgaria, Romania and Poland
>>202138307the age doesn't matter, they don't have any obvious ethnicity or culture they're the main country of
>>202142325kind of funny when you go to eastern europe on holiday and you regularly see women "lifting"we also have whores but they do it in designated areas not on the street. everything there is dirt cheap though and prague is worth a visit
>>202142373slav(e) cope
>>202140490>except wallonia was never part of franceExactly, so now you can stop blaming us everytime a black negro from wallonia doesn't pay his taxes.Wallonia speaks french but that's it, it was never french to begin with.
>>202142620Czech Republic is hardly eastern european in my opinion.
>>202138307A meme doesn't get a pass because it's an old one.
>>202142658i didn't say it was true, calm down bud, i just said it's what people perceive
>>202138403Switzerland is pretty successful and it historically is a strong country present on maps for centuries and centuries that did well to protect its independence.I think it plays a role in us giving them a break
>>202142664we don't blame the french for wallonia being 'questionable', but the wars with the eternal frog we don't forget. the flemish holiday is celebrating a victory over the french (we got btfo 2 years later but hey)why is there a french flanders but not a flemish france? the dutch did some annexations as well but at least they didn't erase the local language
>>202141239For most of its existence the HRE had no official capital city, as the emperor toured between different palatinate cities or was outside of the realm on campaign. Only in the middle if the 16th century did the importance of Vienna increase.
>>202139816>Switzerland has meme languages that are national to it, like romansh. Belgium has nothingwhat?What is walloon and west-flemish?
>>202143047Not real
>>202143047fyi it's best to ignore favela zika monkeys. apparently they're civilised enough to have internet access but that's roughly where it ends
>>202142826Belgium borders have been actually quite stable over the centuries
>>202143463Flanders are older than France.
>>202143463for the trivia, Napoleon's nephew Louis Bonaparte wanted to reconstruct the langue d'oil, to revive it, and he choose eastern Walloon (Liègeois) as a basis for it, because it is (was) the most well preserved. Though it never became a thing.
>>202140498It does to me
>>202143047French and Dutch
>>202143690and you speak spanish
>>202142664wallonia is burgundy
>>202142664Wallonia, looks, feels and runs EXACTLY like Hauts-de-France does, it could join in and no one would notice
Lets play a game: I post an image of Hauts-de-France and one of Wallonia and you tell me about the profound differences
This is Namur
>>202140255That's firstie af
>>202144439Hauts-de-France is way safer and way more beautiful than that shithole.
>>202138307Who told you that Poland got a pass ? They even meme themselves on this very board every day.
>>202144439That's because they are the sameI cant tell you how Wallonia is in any way different, even the cities are a continuum across the french-belgian border
>>202144744Go to Lilles and then go to Charleroi, you'll see the difference.It's pretty big trust me.
>>202142047Wallonië werd ontwikkeld om de geallieerden te helpen, daarna was ze nutteloos
>>202144670both lille and liege are shitty european shitties as far as safety is concerned & Marseille is worse than any walltroon townlille is more grand and beautiful than liege, I give you that. but Wallonia has cutesy smaller towns
>>202144819thats not a fair comparison. Charleroi and roubaux would be and theyre indeed the same
>>202144831Lilles is far better than any city in Wallonia.You have never been in Belgium nor Lilles to not accept that.Marseilles is Hanover tier.
>>202144909it is more beautiful, however, neither safer or wealthier than liege. thats not subjective, these are exact measurements
>>202140255the most walloon picture ever. really artsy and hipster but at the same time depressing greece-tier economy and socialist mentality
>>202144670shut up, Wallonia is actually prettier than haut-de-france, if you except the coast and Lille.
>>202138403You have no idea what you are talking about
>>202144823het gaat terug tot midden 19e eeuw tijdens de industrieële revolutie oetz. belgie was het eerste land na het VK dat industrialiseerde en het zwaartepunt schoof naar beneden. 100 jaar later implodeert de boel en ze zijn er nooit in geslaagd om zich aan te passen. en dan komt de PS op dat ik alleen kan omschrijven als opium voor het volk
>>202144880exactly, you can't compare Lille to CharleroiCharleroi is to be compared to Roubaix or LensLille is the redeeming city of northern France, but for the rest, and I lived in northern France for a little while near Douai, it is worse than Wallonia and more depressing.
>>202145184nuke Charleroi and maybe walltroonia wont have the reputation it has anymore
>>202142047>ow flanders came out on top again i don't know how that happenedmaybe the fact flanders has the second port of Europe that also happened to be heavily propped by american capital, might have something to do with it
>>202144983>Lilles >85,949 GDP in Millions and 33trd most wealthy city in the E.U>Above Antwerp in terms of GDP>Liège >28,852 GDP in millions and 82 place in terms of most wealthy european cities of the EUAlways double check with krauts.Careful now, with all that lying you inferiorty complex might reveal itself.
>>202145298charleroi is just the very big turd in a cesspool. even if you delete it it won't solve anything
>>202145325yeah sure the flemish economy entirely relies on the port of antwerp and of course the americansamericans pump billions into flanders every single month. whatever makes you sleep at night
>>202145328india has a bigger gdp than franceguess that means its wealthieror something
>>202145482You were talking about wealth you sneaky fuck.You are a lying fuck and got the answer you derserved.Don't try to save your non-argument with stupid 2020 memes.
>>202145537its not wealthier per capita, just bigger
>>202145298or turn it into a steampunk theme park
>>202145579now I am tempted to visit that dump, what have you donegood thing I live in Aachen so its a drive away
>>202138307I think it's because they all have their own languages.I remember back in 2014 I got into an online argument with a belgian who got really mad at me for some reason when he saw me chatting with another guy in some forum.Apparently, he was really mad that his language went exinct. And kept telling me that my language is junglespeak and doesn't matter.Weird.
>>202145576>its not wealthier per capitaLiège and Lilles have around 200.000 people each.Checkmate asshole.
>>202139629>you think our borders came out of thin air when a madman carved some ground out of the netherlands and france for shit and giggles?yes
>>202145404where did I say it relies "entirely" on that?are you suggesting that the fact Flanders has the second most important port in Europe and the fact all the petrochemical companies are flocking around it to be a non-factor?
>>202145618the picture is not real, more like how charleroi could be if they added a bit of fake victorian lampposts and clocktowersthat's what I would do if I was the burgomeister, and make it the steampunk capital of europebut otherwise it's a shitty norf place
>>202145618Lilles Population: 236 710 with a GDP 85,949 milsLièges Population: 195 000 with a GDP of 28,852 mils40.000 people of difference is nothing. Source: Literally Wikipedia.You can cope and seethe you pathetic kraut.
>>202145619the list you refer to uses Eurostat urban areas lille metro is 1.5 mlnliege metro - idk, but its not even 1 mln https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_areas_in_Europe
>>202145815it's unfair how mayors always are for building gay globohomo architecture instead of doing fun stuff like that
>>202145721never said it was a non-factor, i'm just saying there's a lot more to it and you're just coping that your industry is gone with nothing to replace it.the port was also there btw in the 19th -early 20th century when all the work was in wallonia and flanders was a shithole. why has it changed? antwerp's train station is fancy because of leo's rubber money not because of the port
>>202145816lille has far more inhabitants in the Eurostat definition of itliege has 30k purchasing power points per capita, namur 28kthats identical to burgundy or picardy
>>202145912I think it was luckcoal and steel became completely irrelevant in the 21th centurymaritime trading routes never did. Flanders is wealthy for the same reason Singapore is
>>202146008i'm not entirely convinced. sure it's a part of our economy but to put it all on that seems quite reductiveeducation and technology is what we empathise on for a good reason. we don't have resources and relying on that one harbour is probably not a good strategy
>>202145912>the port was also there btw in the 19th -early 20th century when all the work was in wallonia and flanders was a shithole. why has it changed? because of something called globalism>antwerp's train station is fancy because of leo's rubber money not because of the portFancy antwerp train station build by walloon architect Louis Delacenserie btw
>>202145943I don't care about your Euroshit definition, the numbers are right there, and they speak for themselves.You were wrong, just admit it.
>>202144473this is HDF because the plates dont have a red tint
>>202145885the level of destruction of historical patrimony especially in wallonia is insanethe reason is ideological but there must be something more to it
>>202146156yes, Flanders is better-run, but also had more luck. all of the former old school industrial regions in suffer greatly, whether they're germoid (Ruhr area), frenchoid (hauts-de-france), or even American (rust belt), theyre the basket cases of their country
>>202146168>I don't care about your Euroshit definitionthen why did you cite an "euroshit" source, which lists gdp by urban areas?per capita, Wallonia and norf france are *exactly* the same. they also have the same salaries and prices afaikhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_Union_regions_by_GDP
>>202140255Why does this look Mediterranean
>>202146234walltroonia, with the exception of liege, was barely changed in appearance. mons, Namur, tournai all look around the same as they did in 1900. and Charleroi was always a bland miner town as well
anyway speaking of hauts-de-france i was born in Oise and no one thinks about us whenever people mention the region, guess we're too parisian or something
>>202146249You also lied about safety. You need to shut the fuck up and go back to /pol/>Lilles>Crime Index of 50.89>Liège>Crime Index of 61.22Source: Numbeo Current Safety Index by City
>>202146361thanks for confirming word for word what I said>both lille and liege are shitty european shitties in regards to safetyboth are in the flop 10-20 or something
>>202146392Cope and seethe you are exposed.
>>202146415yeah, exposed for being right in saying both are shitty >>202144831
>>202146164>Fancy antwerp train station build by walloon architect Louis Delacenserie btwyes, paid by rubber money. is undermining your own argument your MO?
>>202146249>yes, Flanders is better-run, but also had more luck.nigger, what? 80 years' war, becoming spain's bitch, brain drain to the north, the french leveling our capital, then becoming austria's bitch, then the dutch's bitch, then wallonia's bitch where they tried to eradicate our language for a century straight, poverty, economic wasteland, oppression, sent to battles with orders you don't understandbut we got lucky, because of antwerp's harbour. antwerp got sacked by the spanish btw, and blockaded as well
>>202146442>both are in the flop 10-20 or something>Most dangerous cities in E.U1)Catania (Italy) 2) Marseille (France) 3) Birmingham (UK) 4) Coventry (UK) 5) Charleroi (Belgium) 7) Naples (Italy) 8) Montpellier (France) 9) Liège (Belgium) 10) Belfast (Ireland)Where is Lilles my nigga?Again, cope and seethe.
>>202146449it seems the rubber money profited Flanders more than Wallonia
>>202146646Bulgaria and Romania not in the bottom for once
>>202146646and the flop 20?anyways, both are shitty in that regard. wont deny liege being slightly more shitty than shitty lille
>>202138307Did you know that Belgium only exists today because Polish soldiers fought the Russian army to stop it from attacking Belgium during its formative months?
>>202146622life in medieval was le suffering, but so was life in medieval Wallonia and medieval everything elsein terms of what brings one money in 2024, Flanders did have more luck. trade routes matter, mining doesnt.its *also* better-run. Flanders is safer than Brussels or waltroonia, despite having the same amount of brown pypo, for example
>>202146168it is a fact that the GDP per capita of Wallonia is the same as Lorraine and Haute-Normandie, it is roughly the same as northern and eastern franceNow it seems that, France being more centralized, the city of Lille is gonna concentrate the wealth of the region more than any city of Wallonia does
>>202146766and western Poland only exists because we were dumb enough to fight the entire world and got punished for iteveryone owes someone something
>>202138307>Germany (1871)Germany was created in the 1990s by CIA
>>202146680i've read a lot of bullshit on this website over the years but you take the top retard post of the week, congratz
>>202146717>It's not in the top 20 either.What now?What clever little lies do you have now?You will never get Alsace and Lorraine back Hans.It doesn't matter how many lies you post on France on a internet imageboard, it ours now and forever.
>>202141542I thougt that the Länder belonging to the DDR were incorporated to the existing BR.Not the sharpest troll posting here...
>>202146824You don't have particualry good understanding of what cardinal directions
>>202146833>What clever little lies do you have now?I never lied thougheverbeithauts de france and walltroonia have the same PPS per capitalille and liege are both shitty in terms of security for european shittiesbonus:>>202144473>>202144501ar rook EXACTLY the same
>>202142620>>202142708Czech republic mentioned
>>202146849yeah, but Brazilians, poles, Mexicans etc are excused for dumbposting. just naturewhen French dumbpost, thats disappointing
>>202146886>I never lied thougheverbeitAnd with that nth lie of yours, i wish you a good day.
>>202146981you too. enjoy having the same PPS per capita and being similarly (un)safe as walltroonia in the near future
>>202147011I live in western Paris, the richest part of our continent.Unlike you.
>>202146622>nigger, what? 80 years' war, becoming spain's bitch, brain drain to the north, the french leveling our capital, then becoming austria's bitch, then the dutch's bitch,all of this concerns wallonia as well> sent to battles with orders you don't understandbruh don't act as if wwi only affected flandersWhat the flemish got lucky for, is the fact post-war american globalism made the economic center of any country move from inland manufacturing places (Manchester, Pittsburg, Detroit, Wallonia...) to seaports (London, New York, Antwerp, Zeebrugge, Rotterdam...)
>>202146790>medieval sufferingit took untill the 1930's untill higher education became available in dutch. bit ironic since ghent university was founded by the dutch around 1815>trade routes matter, mining doesntell that to my grandparents. and again, as if our entire economy relies on antwerp. i suppose switserland and austria are also doing quite well because of their ports and maritime trade
>>202146829okay, what's your argumentAntwerp literally has a diamond quarter... where is the diamond quarter in Wallonia? Tell me how Wallonia profited more of Congo?
>>202141416>>they DON'T speak french??!!?>>let's change thatIneffablement basé
>>202138403be the change you want to see in the world
>>202147048below Hamburg (and Brussels) even if you fall for the drooling retardation that is metro area GDPBremen. lmaooooohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_OECD_regions_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
>>202144129Nah, the don't even speak portuguese.
>>202139629>posts a Limburgish painterWhat's up Bartje, out of Ambiorixen om toe te eigenen?
>>202146766and then the first Belgian king, Leopold, was a Russian soldier against Napoleon
>>202147071>ell that to my grandparents. and again, as if our entire economy relies on antwerp.where'd I say this. never. its also better run and has some companies but having the most important trade route on the continent is kinda heckin relevant for a region with the population of the Barcelona metro. far bigger entities thrive off that, see Singapore or Shanghai
>>202138307don't tell anyone that there were barely any kazakhs in half of our country until the ussr industrialized here
>>202141602and young people dont want to go to the east because why exactly? Finlands north and east atleast has a valid reason for being on that list you mentioned: its an empty craphole with no economic opportunity
>>202147251everyone knows Kazakhstan is the definition of a meme state howeverbeit. you didn't have mass urbanization or literacy before USSR
>>202147282The east is an empty craphole with no economic opportunity
>>202146945seriously though, genuinely the first time i saw women "lifting" on the street. and it wasn't a street in a village, i think you could drive 70 kmh but it has been a while, maybe things have changed. czechia also isn't as cheap anymore as it used to be. my parents often went there before i was born because a meal in a restaurant was like €1 (the € didn't exist but you get the point)or the story when dad went on a school trip to berlin and they used mirrors to check under the bus if there was anyone hiding there. because communism is so great you need a wall to keep the people in>>202147055>What the flemish got lucky for, is the fact post-war american globalism made the economic center of any country move from inland manufacturing places (Manchester, Pittsburg, Detroit, Wallonia...) to seaports ok. i'm going to quit my job in brussels and move to antwerp now>>202147089what's preventing wallonia from making a diamond quarter, is it because of the lack of sea access? btw it's unironically almost exclusively run by jews, not that it really matters, just fyi
>>202147282>and young people dont want to go to the east because why exactly?its labour cost is not competitive for its economic output, so they never formed any enterprises its economic output is similar to poland - which makes sense, as it has the same background to poland. but labour costs are far higher, as the Wect decided (out of good will, mind you) to grant them the same salaries from day 1. result: every single East German company immediately died after re-unification
>>202147340truethe west is becoming one as well THOUGHso we'll finally be unified
>>202147282maybe germans are going to drang nach osten to flee away from Roman, I mean the EU, empire
>>202147200vrij zeker dat hij zijn leven heeft doorgebracht in Gent. ge kunt daar trouwens het lam gods gaan bewonderen. sint baafskerk, kheb het daar in levende lijve gezien maar dat was voor de restauratierelatief groot schilderwerk
>>202147362>what's preventing wallonia from making a diamond quarter, is it because of the lack of sea access?lack of diamonds mostly
>>202147229>but having the most important trade route on the continentthat would be rotterdam>heckin relevant for a region with the population of the Barcelona metro. far bigger entities thrive off that, see Singapore or Shanghaiyeah no this is retarded
>>202147571please educate me on the flemish diamond mines, i'm curious
>>202147371so being an individual in conservative east germoney with a german salary subsidized by the west of the country is unbearable and one must immediately get out to islamified and africanized places? wat?
>>202147632wherever those antwerp diamonds come from
>>202147593>that would be rotterdamthen #2 with a minutae difference in trade volumehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_busiest_container_ports>yeah no this is retardedit aint. Hamburg is wealthier than the rest of norf germany for the for the same reason
>>202147282is eastern germany really that shitty?What prevents it to become rich, I mean they don't have the demographic problems of the west, and plenty of space
>>202147707*if* you have a job or salary at all.>>202147846>I mean they don't have the demographic problems of the westoh no, they dont. they have it WORSE as everyone is over 60Picrel becomes a failed state the moment it theoretically became independent
>>202147846and its not completely shitty ... its exactly about as shitty as Walltroonia
>>202147811brugge had a sea port at one point but it silted away, yet they seem to do quite wellagain, it's reductive garbage>sea access and you automatically win xDmaybe we should tell spain and portugal
>>202147943okay so lack of activity and lack of dynamism due to age pyramid, except that it is not "alleviated" (or worsened) by immigration contrary to Wallonia.It's kind of a Canada, a cold empty place.. are there west-germans saying "fuck it, I'm leaving for east germany and live in a farm" phenomenon or something? or any incentive to repopulate it?
>>202148083it's zeebrugge now and Bruges is now an open-air museum... yes you can make former glories beautiful>maybe we should tell spain and portugalWell, Barcelona is very uppity about being the seaport of Spain. And Porto and Lisbon are doing alright compared to the rest ...
>>202148083almost as if bruges has literally 100 times more visitors than population to bring in money or something>sea access and you automatically win xDsaid you >relevant trade routes and you get a significant boost in wealth said I
>>202142250>fuck me being a miner must have been absolute shitSomehow one our most controversial leaders was miner in Belgium. Whilenduring the war he was working with The local resistance. Some point this factas a source of his policies. He had seen the west and wanted to open us more. (Much like any of his plans this did not work)
>>202148090>except that it is not "alleviated" (or worsened) by immigration contrary to Wallonia.idk, I cannot find a population pyramid for walltroonia. I imagine its bettereastern germany isnt any colder than northwestern, the opposite lol.>or any incentive to repopulate itthere are, by local governments, but you cannot combat market forces pushing people the opposite direction. I mean, try making people migrate from Antwerp to Charleroi because "cheap land or something" and see how well it goesyou also have to realise ALL of germany is suffering a severe demographic meltdown. the east is just worse because it has emigration on top of ageing"live on a farm" sounds nice until you look at the costs of owning a farm. 30% of dutch millionaires or something are farmers
>>202148373>idk, I cannot find a population pyramid for walltroonia. I imagine its betteronly because of immigration>I mean, try making people migrate from Antwerp to Charleroi because "cheap land or something" and see how well it goesIt's actually a thing. Not Charleroi though, but in the Ardennes and a few places, a lot of Flemish are buying land and properties in Wallonia.But historically the strategy to populate an unwanted place is to send prisoners. The british did this for Australia and Russians for Siberia.
>>202148248circular reasoning>brughes as many visitors because it's rich>it's rich because it has many visitors
>>202148623>only because of immigration1. not (solely), Belgium had way better birthrates than eastern Germany for decades2. idk, but from a purely economic perspective it doesnt matter whether a McDonalds wagie is from Afghanistan or european royalty. line goes up with young workers + consumers and goes down without them>but in the Ardennes and a few placesthen its a false equivalence. most of eastern germany is Charleroi, not some desirable tourist destination. attractive places like Leipzig or Dresden arent suffering from de-population, but backwaters are
>>202146336Liège had one of the biggest cathedral of Europe, not taller than the Koln cathedral but wider, it was literally a gothic village, that was destroyed by the fucking revolutionariesNo clue why would people do that
>>202148749wolfsburg has the highest gdp per capita in europe, were da visitors at huh what does it have to do with wealth lol. its a 100% preserved medieval fairytale city
>>202148875the liege old town generally feels like there's some element missing there that's supposed to be theremay be the ww2 destructions as well, or just walltroon urban planning idk
>>202148884do you want to know how i know you've never been there?
>>202148926i was thougheverbeittrying to find the photos
>>202149110i don't have any doubts you have lots of pictures of all the tourist traps. this is the train station btw. an abomination in my opinion but not quite the medieval fairy tale you think it istry actually living there on a daily basis and not the medieval city center tourist bait
>>202138307All the latter ones are nations that have existed for a long time, whether they were united or not.
>>202149270show me the true horrors of bruges, where should I look in GSVnot that its relevant to what makes the city touristically attractive
>>202138307All of them are meme states thoExcept Poland maybe? Idk about Poland.
>>202149294Belgium was too
>>202149303the last time i went there was for a school project (zero energy house) and i was shocked by the train station, ffs. it's fucking uglyother than that it's your average european city with a medieval city center that looks good on photos but for the average joe that part of the city is compeltely irrelevanthere, brussels' town hall. you think the entire city is built in gothic style?triple k captcha again
>>202148922it's because of the revolution, and the whole iconoclastic ideology that came with itLiège always swung between France and Austria (Prince-bishopric) but austrians acted a bit like assholes, so the revolution destroyed one of the wonder of Europe, the St-lambert cathedral
>>202149482not really comparable, bruges with 100k inhabitants has a bigger old town than Brussels with 10x that>i totally in bruges due to ugly architecture, trust mewoe is you
>>202149702why do you ignore my point? some parts look good on pictures to bait tourists but to pretend everything looks like this and their entire economy depends on it is pants on hat retarded.i posted the train station to make the point once you go 500m from the bellfort the medieval fairy tale city quickly becomes an average city where people work and liveeveryone also posts the same pictures of the graslei in ghent, but trust me i've spent 5 years in university there and it's really not representative. the building i spent a lot of time in is a 19th century zweinstein shitshow with floors literally on half (i'm not making this up), a steel framed building from the 1930's and a new technology park mostly post 2000
>>202149935>why do you ignore my point?because it could be "made" about any city larger than 20k that its not limited to what was built in medieval timesghent idk, isnt it 90% townhouses
>>202149935I understand the wealth of Antwerp and Zeebrugge, but Bruges?What is it then besides tourism?
>>202150353it doesnt need anything else if it has 100 tourists per capita
>>202139629To be fair you exist thanks to Spain.
>>202150579if not for Spain, it'd be part of a better and bigger nation
>>202150628Holland?
>>202150648ye
>>202150579>thanks to Spaindespite spain>>202150353exactly. you don't become a developed region because of some old buildings and gook tourists
>>202150648eww
>>202150736why not tho, your best region is Netherlands LARPers
>>202150579i should have put this in one post but the damage the spanish and the 80 years' war have caused is massive. objectively the spanish were in the right as they legally aquired the low countries, but the south being on the short end of the stick after the war is what caused the true split with the netherlands and that happend over 400 years agoalso some religious autim. destroying churches and art isn't a good motivation to ally yourself with these people. in that sense luther is also to blame, but i understand why he did it. the Church at one point was corrupt as fuckit's a bit more complex than "this belongs to the NL and that belongs to france"
>>202138307Belgium is a meme because it just a region of France and a region of Holland smashed together.
>>202150980>>202140490
>>202151179historically it may be true, but everything - absolutely everything - about these regions is the same as the bigger lands adjacent to them>>202144473>>202144501
Wallonia is literally 2 people, why does it cause so much seethel
>>202152826do you know wallonia well?
>>202152986it has Charleroi, the poorest city in Western Europe. and some villages that make beer. and the ardennes. theyre French speaking and vote for socialiststhat is all I know so, yes, I am definitely an expert
>>202151302It's differentFlanders and Wallonia have a natural hatred for centralization. Flanders doesn't want to be ruled by The Hague and Wallonia doesn't want to be ruled by Paris.it's a country that never left the era of duchies/counties etc... and never really wanted to become a state... so you have a very strong provincialism
>>202153174idk, the sole major results seem to be a unsafe capital (cuz every 5 meters another police organization is responsible) and exorbitant tax rates (partially cause so many governments)self-rule sounds great in practice, but eh
>>202153275>another police organization is responsibleactually not that big of a problem in belgium itself (anymore), but there are lots of cases where criminal gangs chased by the police just drive to france and then POOOF they can't do shit
>>202138307why do 'meme countries' bother you so much? I like them. I hope there are more belgiums and north macedonias and moldovas just to spite you. Fuck you
>>202154956t. meme country
>>202154600statistics say liege and Brussels have some of the highest crime rates in europe. do you feel that in your bones, or is it just limited to designated moroccan streets?
>>202155018german borders are at their final iteration and there's nothing you can do about it
>>202155088i don't go often to brussels and i'll admit i'm not that comfortable after dark, but so far nothing has happened to me.you're surrounded by others sharing the same fate who travel to and from brussels on a daily basis so it's not like you'll get robbed or stabbed on a main street or on the train. i'm also somewhat tall and built if i say so myself, in my hillbilly village where nothing happens i've heard my mom and sis say they avoid certain streets after dark. i'm not there yet but when you go to brussels i can somewhat understand iti even heard my sister say she felt safer when i was sleeping in the bedroom next to her. maybe it's a woman thing, the need to feel protected
>>202150722>>202150939Spain created Belgium, if not for us you would be Holland and protestant, bottom line.
>>202155144Mexicans conquered back the territories you conquered from them and there's nothing you did about it
>>202155687uh is this the beginning of an incest fiction or somethingokay, if you live in a Flanders village then nothing ever happens I guess
>>202155858>if not for us you would be 20% wealthier, more relevant and better managed
>>202146646Catania mentioned
>>202155858that's like saying the US created south korea>>202155991i've read some incest stories on /b/ and /gif/ but i'm utterly repulsed by the thought of having sex with my sister. maybe if they put a gun to my head and a paper bag over her head, but really not ideal. some cousins you only see 1-2 times a year, yeah those absolutely. aunts, no. the 'hot' one looks like my father with a wig. maybe if she was 40 years younger. she was telling stories how she went to exams with a very short skirt and i can see that she must have been very attrative when she was younger but i'm not going to stick my dick in it
>>202142160My neighbours grandpa also worked in a coal mine in Belgium in the 60's. He died 5 years ago
>>202155687oh maybe i've worded this poorly. my bedroom next to her bedroom, not in the same bed obviously
>>202156373>that's like saying the US created south koreawich is true. If not for the US now all Korea would be a single communist shithole like the north.
>>202156890>millions dead>half the country destroyed>didn't solve anything>north still breathing down your neck>at least that one half is sucking our dick nowthere are very strong parallels indeed
When will people stop with this ”HAHA YOUR COUNTRYS [OFFICIAL DOCUMENT] IS ONLY 110 YEARS OLD YOUR COUNTRY DIDNT EXIST BEFORE [YEAR]”I guess China didn’t exist before 1921 then, and all those stories and things from the last 7000 years just belonged to some magic fairy tale nation, and Greece didn’t exist either, athens and sparta were invented in hollywood, Greece was created in 1830 and no one had a concept of a Greek before then
>>202156503now that i'm at it, we did share beds occasionaly on holiday or on visits and she would always make fun of my morning erectionscan't help it. i have some pics she took with me rolled up in the sheets, i'm not a morning person but my penis is
>>202157336its not what i was really talking abouti dont deny Italian or German culture and identity didn't exist before unification. but the state as a unified, capable political entity didn't indeed
>>202158046what's the closest you've come to wincest?
>>202158229i dont have any sisters or even cousins of similar age lol
>>202140255This looks like Athens.
>>202157336Thirdies hear it all the time from ziggerbots about Ukraine so they extrapolate it on everything.What is the oldest country with continuous government form? Denmark? San Marino? Andora? Liechtenstein?
>>202158892i also don't have nieces of similar age, they're all significantly older, but some look quite alright. not my dad with a wig tier but actually attractivedidn't really talk to them but then again i don't talk to anyone.my sister verbally abusing me while she's stroking the morning wood and on rare occasions using her mouth (at least she shut up then) is as far as it got and i'm not even attracted to her in any wayall these incest stories you see floating around i think it's just a larp from people who don't have siblings
>>202159510england (not the UK as a whole), has had a parliament since the 13th centuryonly 3% of people could actually vote, but eh. its as close to continuity as you get. all the other governments are younger
>>202141785That's literally how old Brazil is
>>202159885But they had a republican episode with Cromwell
>>202159510I'm feeling that thirdie exhaustion like you wouldn't believe