National Television Awards highlights edition.
spainnonce
iof you have any questions about christianity i will try to answer htem to the best of my ability
anime
>>202144118can you stop making news 5 minutes before you then post them 10 post early please
corrr the new norm on the tv get in
>>202144301the bears diego
lads he'll be doing this >>202144324 routine for months if we don't put a stop to it nowwe should recycle this>>202142093>>202142093>>202142093
>>202144351?
>>202144221how has this come about then?
>>202144372how did they do it
>>202144118big juicers
Mad this
>>202142257>how is this a "zombie knife"?Zombie knives were first banned in 2016 but a new, broader definition, external designed to outlaw more blades will take effect in England and Wales on 24 September.From then it will be illegal to own a knife with a sharpened blade longer than 8in (20cm), if it also has other features, including:A serrated cutting edgeMore than one hole in the bladeSpikesMore than two sharp points in the blade
The squalor of the mindThe squalor of the mindThe squalor of the mindThe squalor of the mind
>>202144396>Humpty the train on a fruits ride
30 year waiting list on the council
>>202144396ding ding
>>202144387i dont understand the question how did they do what
>>202144401>More than one hole in the blade?????>A serrated cutting edge???a fucking bread knifesoon all things that could be slightly pointy will be banned
>>202144470maul 42 people
not getting enough traction with your iraqi vpn eh?
>>202142242literaIly read the first google result explaining this story and it makes complete sense nowmad how this has made countless mongs atheist lool
Diego please tell us about the bears. I want to learn about Christianity
>>202144465what are you waiting for?
When will we see Deegz debate Bob on speakers corner
Why do kanadians say eh
>>202144499idk>>202144508howling>>202144520i dont understand what the question is i dont know enough about bears>>202144561who is bob
>>202144508diego why are you pretending to be a third party to this argument
Sporting Wholesale imported knives in bulk and sold to retailers. Eddy Eliaz is the firm's managing director and major shareholder. It owns the knife brand Anglo Arms, which the company admitted in 2021 had gained a "reputation with gangs".His younger brother Adam Eliaz is the director and major shareholder in DNA Leisure, an online retailer, located on the same industrial estate, which also sold zombie knives. DNA Leisure also surrendered 1,542 knives.Both companies announced in June they would no longer sell knives, beyond their current stock. "This is all quite unfortunate, but the UK is now not a place where these items can be openly sold,".
>>202144508>>202144595atheists are woefully stupid
why haven’t any of you fucking dumb, slack-jawed faggot negroes made a brat edish?
>>202144465Really? Me, my unemployed wife and 5 kids arrived last week and got somewhere
Answering to the best of Diego's ability is telling you to Google it apparently
>>202144624they really areironically i think they are their own best argument against christianity
>>202144595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVBLm736Bpc
>>202144624i dont know mate, you believe in magic. thats pretty stupid
could use to clean my car but also cba
>>202144526to be housed, fed and wanked
>>202144627this charli xcx literally stole her aesthetic from mehttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/country/gb/type/op/width/880/height/939/
>>202144646it's bad enough watching "debates" with professional quality and actual academicswho on earth is watching this utter amateur shit
>>202144396mad how baby shark is the best song there
>>202144685went apoplectic on your behalf for a second just then but simmered down a bit now
>>202144658i dont think wanks are part of the service of an old folks home
>>202144671uma delicia
>>202144687lol
>>202144730i should be the famous megastar, to be sure to be sure
>see an 8/10 woman>brain tells me to shag her>4/10 woman smiles warmly at me>brain tells me to marry herWhy doesn't my brain want me to marry the very attractive women? They could be nice too
>>202144221ahah reminds me of the autistic shite I used to say on facebook when I was in secondary school
>>202144767cos u know you are not looksmatched and therefore you will be constantly afraid of her leaving you/cheatring on you
I really don't fancy her, no matter the colour of her eyes
>Searching for posts with the filename ‘IMG_4292.jpg’. 326 results found.stupid inane frog poster
>>202144767hard to own a 8/10, you'd be constantly worried that she will cheat or leave
>>202144221
>>202144118who's that chebby woman
mad how j h rhine proved telekenesis exists yet the establishment want it "debunked"
i should smoke a cigarette
>>202144807Stop looking at my posts.
>>202144807he's going in the bin with the catyank pictures and the bradleys
I'm not angry, /brit/, I'm just disappointed
>>202144828enjoy your erectile dysfunction
>>202144871me whenever i hear an atheists reasons for not believing in god
Having an abortion when it is not life threatening to carry the pregnancy should come with sterilisation.If you're the sort of person to kill a child, you don't deserve to ever have one. Sorry demons, can't have your cake and eat it too :)
>>202144807Good posts though
>>202144807imagine getting furious at a cartoon frog
>>202144874says the virgin who has never had a need for erectile function
wagie gruel and black coffee down the hatch aha this is life
>>202144903any thoughts on that "completely Tangoed" advert?
>>202144938rory stewart's transition going well
lolhttps://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1fex5hz/whats_the_most_overlooked_addiction_in_todays/lmqk5g6/
>>202144599he is severely mentally ill
>>202144954kek
>>202144893I think abortion should be a death penalty offence. If you want to murder babies then you deserve to die. I don't want to be in a society with demons. A woman should be willing to die for her baby. If not she should be dead. Obviously men who it can be proven incite abortion and all abortionists should be executed.
>>202144925Just keep eating the gruel till you can get the mortgageIt's right around the corner
>>202144996good job linking capital punishment and pro abortionto me it is strange when someone is pro abortion but anti capital punishment
>>202144944big fan, first ad that's made me actually chuckle in a while
>get in an argument with somebody on reddit>they send me flying or, more commonly, I just get bored of their shite>block themInstant win really, need something like this for here so I can waste people's time. Simply ignoring replies isn't good enough, I need them to know that I don't even see their responses anymore.
>>202145032Block yourself
>>202145024No problem pal. I can be very convincing.
>>202144938
>>202145027hows the boomer neighbour with a horrible phlegmy hacking cough?
eating bacon egg cream cheese tortilla
brit hypothetical situationyou're in a pubit's happy houryou get a drink ok that's the happy hour pricelater on it's like 5 minutes before happy hour endsyou go to the bar to ordera fit waitress takes your order and is slightly flirtyshe charges you the full amount i.e. not the happy hour price despite it still being happy hourdo you comment on her getting it wrong or not
>>202145062Needs to be a way to block anybody with an Indian name on this site so 99% of the Canadian flags disappear
Chinese is far too hard to learn. Koreans seem to have it figured out making an actual alphabet. Japanese is about 50/50
>>202145126yeah
>>202145126obviously, then i give her a tip that exceeds the difference in value anyway as she's a fine damsel m'lady
>>202145093haven't heard that coughing in a while, he's either dead or got over it
>>202145189haha that's kinda smooth
>>202145126kill waitress
>>202145093That was my neighbour. He moved.
KLUNKPLINKBLONKMLING
fucking bastids
isnt this the dodgy bloke that used to own chelsea
movie idea: the melBourne identity
>>202145250>costs 1261.41 quid>they only charge you 101.45wat
>>202145139Kill yourself boring Reddit blogger faggot
business idea: MI7
>>202145336bhenchod mother bich fuk u basterd
>>202145296oh my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayssss
>>202145363Bloody bastard bitch
>>202144767>see a 1/10 woman>see a 2/10 woman>see a 3/10 woman>see a 4/10 woman>see a 5/10 woman>see a 6/10 woman>see a 7/10 woman>see a 8/10 woman>see a 9/10 woman>see a 10/10 womanbrain tells me to shag her
good book. really enjoying this.mental how hobbes was right about everything
>>202145375think about my mum like this
*pops the thread heating on*
GET THEM HOUSEDGET THEM WANKEDGET THEM TRANSITIONEDGET THEM PAIRED UP WITH INCELSIT'S TIME TO FIX THIS BROKEN NATION
>>202145375this but instead of sex it's smashing their heads in with a hammer haha
>Plans to give Norfolk and Suffolk greater powers have been scrapped by the new government loooool folk off
>>202145375ktim except when they're fat or ethnic
>>202145375>Can you change my colostomy bag?>Of course, Ethel
>>202145375really?there was a 3/10 girl who was giving iois yesterday at the bar but im just not interested unless i was super drunk and just looking for flesh
>>202145398faux relaxed crossing of the legs
seasideMARK has bought himself a Nintendo Twitch and had some cream cakes.
>>202145456he want that covfefe
>>202145470
After Starmer’s highly contentious bill to scrap the Winter Fuel Allowance passed the Commons earlier this week, let's take a look at some of the previous staunchly held views of the Labour MPs who had voted in favour of it. Many happily bashed the Tories for the same policy in 2017, promising that Labour was the party of pensioners. Here are a few tweets that haven’t aged well… >Angela Rayner: “The Tories want to cut winter fuel payments for pensioners in England but not in Scotland? Why do they treat pensioners so badly in England?”>Ed Miliband: “All evidence suggests 10 million pensioners lose winter fuel allowance w/Tory plan. If they want to deny, let them say how many will lose.”>Chris Bryant: “How many pensioners will lose the winter fuel allowance? 6 million? 10 million? Simple question. No answer. Tories just want blank cheque.”>David Williams: “A Labour Government will retain Winter Fuel Allowance and free bus passes #votelabour #forthemany”>Preet Gill: “Tories are hitting at 9 million pensioners who lose their winter fuel allowance andall state pension will fall once the triple lock removed.”>Mike Amesbury: “10,000,000 pensioners (5 in 6) will lose their Winter Fuel Allowance under Tory plans…Disgraceful”>Adam Jogee: “Winter has killed 612,540 in last 20 years. Tory cuts 2 winter fuel payments means it will strike this Xmas too. Shameful.”>Dan Carden: “Our commitment to pensioners: Save Winter Fuel Payments.” >Mary Creagh: “Imagine the headlines if Labour had announced scrapping winter fuel allowance and increasing number of elderly paying for social care!”>Anna Turley: “80% of pensioners in Redcar constituency will lose their Winter Fuel Payment if the Tories win the election.”Do their hearts secretly still bleed for these pensioners, or have they simply changed their minds?
>>202145438
>>202145398Yeah like I'm gonna take a disgusting cat philosopher's opinion on anything
>>202145440I suffer in suffolk
>>202145426based BaseD BASED dunno what party would have the bollox to implement this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDr_9GAHeF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDr_9GAHeF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDr_9GAHeF4
got the because of the times on
>>202145494Starmer using experimental Czechoslovakian brainwashing methods on his own party
>>202144820big chud energy from reece
>>202145494boring cunt fuck off back to /epl/
FREEZE PENSIONERS NOW
he's trying to kill off the tories voter base
>>202145440i am from norwich and am not sure how this impacts me
>>202144118puta.
Sir Nan Freezer
>>202145496it’s a fairly easy read and an honest revival of hobbes’ thought to the modern day
rorke on a rampage
>>202144820you can tell this was ages ago cos you can't say this anymore (pc gone mad innit)
I've been pissing in the sink. Something about it just feels right.
>>202145665ohmurhgurd
rousseau or hobbes? a rousseau man myselffeel like all christians should be tbqh
>>202145691using a "toilet" is cucked behaviour
>>202145650genuine mong drivel
>>202145665>LOOOOOOOOOOL.yeah, that hurt this street shitter kek
>>202145691cock height
My text book says вoлнoвaтьcя means 'to be excited' but Wiktionary says it means 'to fear'
>>202145691>>202145758as a manlet i will never know this feel
>>202145764Given Starbucks is jewish owned, I am all for his advice!
>>202145715rousseau is obsoletepeople are not interested in the well being of others (lest they are of the same nation)multiculturalism has made it so that only hobbes is correct. Locke, Rousseau, Mill, Rawls, etc.-style liberalism is DOA in a multicultural society. at this point everyone is entirely self-serving and we will return to the State of War within the next two lifetimes
>>202145764Hate this dickhead and his murderer wife
>>202145764haven't been this pegged since i went to that dominatrix
>>202144118who's the titasaurus sex
>>202145771boring ugly gay man slit your wrists and die 100% serious
>>202145808mmmm berries
I've had 4 coffees today so far
emu talons are razor sharp
saarperiority
>>202145851for slicing open tough raspberries
>>202145733yea? bet you’re just a snide little freak. bet you didn’t even read the image i posted in earnest. i’d bet you’re an angry little man.
>>202145841one more should do it
>>202145874for ethnically cleansing their continent of australians
>>202145876I did read it and there were several grammatical errors let alone the content itself being moronic
why can't employed woman bear children
>>202145884looks like something you regurgitated our of your anus hole
>>202145795Sandwiches simply tast better when made outside the home thoughbeit
>>202145884sensing a hidden message here, a cipher in the scran
School finishes soon
>>202145853what real world application does being a few seconds faster have
>>202145715>feel like all christians should be tbqhShouldn't Christians follow Jesus
>>202145853Would not trust the jeet to treat me even if I were on the brink of death. I'm sure he's a great lad and a decent doctor, but please get your hands washed and poo in the loo!
>>202145950me:>rousseau's view on humans is more aligned with christianityyou:>but why aren't christians following christ!?!?!?
>>202145715christians can have diverse philosophies you mongread augustine and aquinas and you can come to very different conclusions about human nature and the path to heaven
>>202144118
album rec NOW
>>202146009Corr spaff who is that
>>202146009Whomst
>>202146025Sade / Love Deluxe
>>202146025already gave you some and everyone took the piss so not sharing my music tastes anymore
>>202146009chebbing hell
>>202146009CORRRRING FUCKING NORA
>>202146025gas - gas
>>202146044don't think I took the piss mate
>>202146025if you’re into 90s grimey rock you should check out Feed Like Fishes by Should
>>202146027>>202146037girl from the OP but she fucks blacks unfortunately
I have acces to webcamyou been naught boy sir
>>202146025Come My Fanatics
aww! how cute, she wet herself ^^
>>202146107fortunately*
mental how coalburners watched films like Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty as young girls and thought>”yeah nah not for me”
>>202146139lol dumb bitch
nobody who is religious should ever be near a nuclear weapon
Nijika once pissed on a sleeping Seika. Seika came home late and drunk one night and Nijika got really annoyed at not only being awoken but the fact her sister is being a party girl that she urinated on Seika’s passed out crotch so it looks as if Seika wet herself in her sleep; Nijika then proceeded to mock and humiliate Seika’s “bedtime accident” hoping it would make her drink more responsibly in the future. Whenever she catches Seika drinking with her friends she’s quick to mention that story to them to embarrass her.
Imagine if Enoch Powell could see the country today
*steals your bird*
>>202146025Dam-Funk - Toeachizown
>>202146108that was some spaff earlier weren't it? nearly hit the ceiling
My poo is pure liquid, black and blue
>fortunately*
she just couldn't hold it >~<
you aren't allowed to post the piss
once started pissing in a dream and then woke up and was pissing the bed
>>202146201corr would love to chuck her off a bridge
who put a coin in heathermong
>>202146213scary manscary
>>202146193kek I've got him filtered but know exactly who will have posted this
got wrestling on
>>202146044lol nothing but thievesyou utter wasteman
>>202146239even scarier is i was once flying in a dream but when i woke up i wasn't flyingthat ticked me off
Gonna win the euro on Friday, you lads want anything?
When did you last wet the bed?
>>202145940Maybe he got epilepsy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
POO
Never been a good Japanese bonus track.
haha great stuff 190 hope you're enjoying the beaches of tel aviv and Brisbane x
https://files.catbox.moe/e7k5nj.mp4
>>202145987>"aligned with Christianity"Just follow Jesus' and the Catholic church's teachings and traditionsYou literally need nothing else
>>202146270happiness
>>202146201RAWR ahaHello my little Asian sexy doll allow me to try the goods*slips my hand into her fanny and finger blasts her*You like that don’t you, now come suckle Daddy… yes.. yes
>>202146025on frail wings of vanity and wax
>>202146293Such an ugly breed you'd have to be a retard to want one of these demonic creatures
>>202146272Last night.
>>202146308Lol if I saw that spacker on the beaches of Tel Aviv I'd send him flying
looking at them walking past my window
>>202146309AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>202146309DON'T CLICK
>>202146355>>202146359I'll take your sound advice lads
>>202146339harnessing the power of a demon sounds pretty cool actually
>>202146270colombian with a big bum
>>202146318not sure if you're illiterate or just actually retarded
>>202146353NONCE ALERT
*harnesses the power of a daemon*
>>202146381Problem is they don't "harness" them and their violent retarded dogs kill their kids or other people's dogs
>>202146387Neither, now toddle on you ugly little gimp
I really don't want to filter australia but this bush dodger is trying my patience
>>202146413uve been utterly done retardo
Post peng British roses
>>202146414you wont do itjust filter his pics
>>202146426
>>202146413done im
>>202146426poots
>>202146447Should be illegal
get proper anxiety when I get a message from someone
>>202146426for me it's are Lily
mumberg got a puppy a few months ago and i'm unironically really worried that he'll get into a scrape with one of those shitty bully/pitbull breeds. he's really cute, i don't want anything bad to happen to him :(
>>202146492SLAG
the past month’s topster as it were
>>202146490somewhere in America this little thing is being scranned
>>202146510She live in a shithole or summat?
>>202146485don't message anyone me
>>202146511no sure is pure
>>202146482you'd like that wouldn't you tranny
>>202146515Based beyond belief You ever listen to Velocity Girl?
Don’t want no short dick rorke
don't open itDON'T FUCKING OPEN IT
>>202146522not a great area not that shitty tbf, maybe i'm just paranoid
>>202146530Bizarre response
>>202146529
the bet
>>202146515Do NOT pass him the aux
>>202146528ok, my mistake
>>202146510Hope he ironically bites your mum's face off
any big chungus man in
>>202146492great arse
>>202146529Corrr that's a poo for the ages that first oneWould probably cum if I shat that
>>202146547you know what, i actually haven’t. got an album rec?
>>202146573dubs and it comes in
>>202144820>Sorry don't mean to sound harshLmaooo that dug up some bad memories
>>202146580cheers lad
>>202146601Copacetic I think they were friends with the members of Swirlies
>>202146529why's he picking up jobbies
I’m a retarded poo eater a shit fiend and I’ll never been anything more
>>202146515not sure i've heard a single one of these artists and i consider myself quite into music
>>202146529grim. why is he wearing a green watch?
>>202146573i've got that in a lucky 15
And the very, very latest from Rorke's da?
>>202146700rorke went on vacation but refused to tell anyone wherethey think he's in buckinghamshire
reckon that lad was right about carrying a buckler
IM A TRANSGIRL AND I STILL WET THE BED!!!!! I NEED A CAREGIVER!!!!!
Zoltán Gera
>>202146633based, listening nowgod i wish i couldve been around at the time of that whole scene, everything just seemed so much cooler back then.
>>202146700
any bhenchod, pagan and wasteman in
>>202146767DO NOT WATCH MAN BREAKS HIS LEG
>>202146772maybe, who wants to know?
Sex-starved incels
>>202146767>goalkeeper>can't jump
new>>202146814>>202146814>>202146814>>202146814
>>202146763Same...How do you go about picking what to listen to? I have been struggling to branch out again lately and want to get back into it but everywhere online kind of sucks now
>>202146811*scurries out of my smelly childhood bedroom on all fours to answer the call*
think i'm gay
>>202146864can confirm
>>202146864why's that?
>>202146917just wanked off over men and loved it
>>202146954mental. going to make any gay plans for the weekend?
>>202146994no
>>202147031fair enough
