u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i wet my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my retawdpuccccwie~!!! and he didn't weaw a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get tawdpweggews now?? 3: i is a too young to be a retawdmothew >///< c-c-can i getsies a retawdbowtion? uwu c-can i pay my tawdnecowogist with my retawdpucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-ewhaps i c-couwd offew him my tasty retawdmiwk uwu o-ow m-maybe i'ww ask if he wiww accept a pint of my sticky tawdsywup instead UwU

this happens every fucking day, are you sure you aren't doing this on purpose?

Of course sweetheart, here let me show a position we can sleep in that'll let me catch the pee in my mouth if you accidentally do it again haha

>>202147613
^ me with a vpn btw

>>202146932
My cat wets the bed all the time. I had to buy her a special waterproof cover so that she doesn't constantly ruin my bedsheets. I wish people would stop pissing on me.

>>202147658
haha i would hate it if a female pussy peed on me or my bed ew lollll

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