Gold Coast, QLD edition
>>202173693A mere £200 more and you could have got yourself some airpods
>>202173726lovely nuts and bolts
As expected, a mug of lemsip was an excellent planNow I feel ready and raring to go and only slightly off my head
>>202173726looks like nuts and bolts, anyone here agree?
white people should be illegal immigrants for every country in the world
>>202173726I hate black olives
That look you get when you ask a girl out
cheeky 'cide on the cards
>>202173801stop the dogwhistling and just say you hate black people
>>202173692I hate the fucking papers saying "economy is good" while we have Argentinian styled inflation and great depression levels of hardship
>>202173726WHERE'S THE CHEESE
i can't ask a girl out because i have no job and live with my mum
So tempting to put heatingberg on for 30 minutesNeed the hot metallic smell of the radiators in my nose
should deport the white people instead, you registered?
>>202173726mental thing to order from a takeaway. would scran though i love olives
>>202173828weird init?had a fan on 3 weeks agonow freezing my bollocks offwould have been nice were there more of an intermediary period
>>202173842Ruddy nora
6 degrees in september it's over
>>202173828Reckon I'd be under the heated blanket right now if I were at home
Mud cookies for breakfast
>>202173827that doesn't stop a lot of men you know but good on you for trying to be honorable at leastor is it just that you fear rejection?
>>202173842look weird and sore and swollen like they'd be full of pus
>>202173867it's just a sunburn man
>>202173860i'm pathetic and don't deserve a gf, i need to at least get a job before i even think about approaching a woman
>>202173885Same honestly I am ugly as fuck too so I should get plastic surgery
>>202173885because you feel that a man should be able to provide and protect? or because you're worried about ending up depending on the woman? or because you just find it embarrassing?
Just Reddit and X (formerly known as twitter) reposts at this stage
Cold? Certainly But a beautifull day it must be saidTime to seize it
https://arazu.io/t3_1ff5s9f/?timeframe=all&category=hot
>>202173920I thought we already ascertained that you're not ugly in the face you just think you're ugly because you have a limp or somethinghow would plastic surgery help that?
>>202173923it's more like i don't want her to have the upper hand over me, also i'm pretty sure she'd give me the flick once she finds out what a loser i am
ghost of john macafee going mental
We will never reach them I have no idea why Elon keeps pretending we will
>>202173925stole it from my group chat actually
get the coats on
>>202173950I am literally ugly honestly also doesn't help I am a neet right now because of how awful the job market is in America right now
>>202173954try positive motivation instead of negative
>>202173964If we stay around long enough why wouldn't we?We could basically send stuff there now using existing tech if we really wanted to
https://pastebin.com/UP8uMGEwWTF have any of you lads seen this
>>202173977Also I am ugly for anyone to tell me this bullshit
>>202173977we already told you you're not uglyyou might have body dysmorphia
AUUGHH
>>202173856Thinking of buying one myself>>202173846yeah mad, supposed to get a bit warmer next week apparently
>>202173979try cleaning my crack with your tongue
Post scary pics
>>202174026nice attitudegood luck with that
>>2021739804.25 years at the speed of light for the closest oneThat's an absolute speed limit of the universe.Find humans willing to give up 8.5 years of their life for what is likely a barren star system anyway and on top of that we can't get anywhere near that speed.The fastest ever manmade object (Parker Space Probe)'s fastest ever speed was 0.064% the speed of light.At that speed the closest star system would be 6640 years away.It's just impossible desu.
>>202174010
>>202173936Nice looking gaff
Have to work today. From home but still
>>202174049don't need luck im not a gay redditoid pop psychologist CUNT like you
>>202174057Remember when going to the moon was impossibleAll you need to do anything is political will and money to get it done
>>202174057So just go the speed of light then it's not hard. America used to be 3 months away by boat, then we could get there in under 3 hours
can't wait to take up golf when i'm middle aged and rich
>>202174070>not gay>requests to have his anus tonguedsure buddy
>>202174094could be anyone from behind
>>202174073>>202174085no niggasit's not "we need the technology" we're cucked by the very laws of physics itself
>>202174118It will take a long timeBut human civilization has been about for like 15k yearsLuckily we have billions to play with
>>202174118we literally have alien spacecraft sitting around in warehouses
>>202174118we just need wormhole technology like in event horizon
*picks up piece of paper**folds it it half**pushes pencil through it*science
>>202174184I completed one year of a physics undergrad so I can tell you it's genuinely possible
>>202174118The Laws of Physics is a set of rules. They guide us... shape us as humans ... teach us to hold mass and velocity sacred above all. But how we live with those rules is the true test of a human. And you... have failed.
You don't need wormholes to explore the universeYou just need loads of timeThat's it
womble technology
On the traino
gonna see how many bottles of lucozade l can drink today
>>202174242hope it derails x
womble hole technology
the us gov just distributed a guidebook to hundreds of police departments on how to report and respond to ufos
>>202174273if any aliens come round here I will kick them back to alpha centauri
>>202174242stupid cunt
>>202174242beautifulthe uk countryside is so nice
There is literally nothing wrong with eating peanuts using a spoon and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
member the Olympics? that seemed to come and go with little fanfare
>>202174273I'm about to make you a UFO you little virgin
>>202174289good man
>>202174242built for concrete BBC
>>202174295I've been known to eat crisps with a spoon when out waking if my hands are dirty
>>202174295enjoy ;)
>>202174308How do you know when the Olympics is calling you? Five rings
nigga eating peenuts by the spoonful :skull:
>>202174242cor love an early morning train ride through the country while the sun rises
wonder if i shall drink this evening
it's just true in my experiencefeeling love and desire for good things gets better results than dwelling on fears of things like being dominated or rejected
>>202174339Get the cucumber water down you
Jagged Little Poo
Smeggy bread
>>202174273Mad how UFOs only go to America. Are they blasting Disneyland adverts out into space now?
>>202174358How about the cucumber water minus the cuber water part
>>202174358cucumber water for customer only
>>202174184time isn't a piece of paper and our collective existence isn't a pencil
even if you get a gf she'll eventually cheat on you anyway so don't bother
>>202174377Because other countries are irrelevant
>>202174295there is a utensil which exists specifically for that purpose
>>202174384Your cock is a pencil you tiresome blot
>>202174379oh shut up you old hag *throws a cinnabon at you*
>>202174378actually skinned at this ffs
>>202174399noI meant to reply to this >>202174320
Stephen Lawrence back on the BBC front page again
>>202174424Haha x
good morning, good morning
Americans be likeYeah I bought a chip holder I saw on an infomercial
>>202174405call your mum's fanny the sharpener
>>202174377>Mad how UFOs only go to Americathey're seen all over the world m8
>>202174399I'm sure there is but a spoon can be used for crisps and then used for my tea as wellCan't be carrying superfluous cutlery when you're out walking
>>202174443Morning
>>202174377nuclear sites across the world regularly report being interfered with by ufos
hired goons?
>>202174496his friendship with Elle Fanning sis OVERElla Purnell is his new best friend now
Thoughts on Imogen Gay Poots?
>>202174456that's fairI just think eating crisps with a spoon doesn't sound very niceI think I'd wear a plastic glove before doing that
plotting, planning, scheming things that will never happen
>>202174450I did buy one once but I didn't see it in an informercial I saw it in a japanese shop
>>202174545highly peng
on a busy train but need a poo. quite the conundrum.
>>202174585Does it have windows?
trading clues for fleeting pleasures
remember lce Spice?
>>202174453No they aren't >>202174475No they don'tpair of you need to grow up
>>202174527man's got interesting taste
I don't bloody care the cost; get them in and get them housed.diversity is our strength
>and then i said, fuck the pensioners darling! *loud guffawing*
it's the, japs eye of the tigerit's the thrill of the shite
>>202174619cope on humanoid
>>202174616YOU THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCHYOU NOT EVEN THE FART
>>202174631almost perfectly aligns with /tv/
>>202174616why would you do this? what the fuck is your problem? proper bellend, right nonce.
>>202174631>interesting tasteWhat, attractive women?
>>202173920Charlie?
>>202174616shes goated
i am a white Greek man.
ktim
>>202174704Been to any weddings involving fat people?
>After months of teasing her debut album Y2K!, featuring star collaborations with Central Cee, Travis Scott, and Gunna, Ice Spice released it on July 26th. Initially projected to sell around 20k units in its first week, the album struggled to gain momentum and ended up moving only 28k units.>peaked at 18 on the chartsthey need a new mystery mutt industry plant
>>202174716imagine being a femoid4 billion hairy apes wanting to grope and molest youand they're all stronger than you and you can't do anythingjust threats everywhere the second you step out the doormust be terrifying
>>202174760Yeah men are horrid
porridge and honey for brekkie, got a covfefe on the brew also it lush
just listened to the fart song, she tried to rhyme fighting with saiyan
>>202174742its cus she just drops the same song every time
>>202173726Why
>>202174777I'm more of a maple syrup guy when it comes to porridgeHoney containers always get sticky
anyone konw if diego is in?
>>202174777used to put a handful of almonds in my porridge + honey back in my porridge days
>>202174777>Carbs on carbs first thing in the morning Pancreasberg's gonna flip his nut
>>202174818All your days should be porridge days
sucking an instant
I have not had a single friend since highschool or a single girlfriend since last year
>>202174832they were for a good while but then I got too fatnow I eat eggs for breakfast every day
>>202174841Nor a single interesting post ever
>>202174848You're saying porridge made you fat?
>>202174814It is nicer but it's unreasonably expensive here
>>202174852Honestly I wish I was born as a normal person I probably wouldn't have ended up the way I am just hoping I die soon. I will probably never find love again
corrrrr lads
in bed farting
>>202174880?
On season 7 on Columbo, not much left now l dont want it to end
>>202174862I was eating a lot of it trying to bulk up. It wasn't protein porridge either it was just basic oats, milk, honey and almonds.
>>202174873A Britain in which a man can't afford a tablespoon of maple syrup with his breakfast...
British ravens be like CORRR CORRR
made a banana smoothie just then
Mad how peng of a day it is. Going to enjoy looking out my window as I spend all day inside on redundant toil meetings
too ugly, too poor, too stupid
always a laugh in the honey aisle of the supermarket when you've got your normal honeys and then randomly there's a tiny jar sitting there for £20.00+who actually buys these
>>202174914bloody freakthat's a show for grandparents you daft twat
>>202175005thats real honeythe cheap stuff is mostly sugar paste
>>202174981>>202175001blog on you boring bastard
got the secret swingers on
>>202175005If you're not buying Organic glyphosate-free honey from a brand that says they're miles from any farm using pesticides then you don't care about your health
got uctoil today >>202175028don't mind if I do
Someone hacked my thread. It shows on catalog but it goes404 when I enter.
>>202175024Not true now is it
>>202175063yeah?
>>202175006well sometimes grandparents have good taste
apparently honey never goes offthey found honey in the egyptian tombs and it was still good to eat
>>202174845>>202174845>>202174845early new
>>202175063'
>>2021750695.70 aud is about 20 gbp
sucking a glyphosate smoothie
>>202175093who tried it first l wonder
>>202175093Put some LSD in it and it'll go off
>>202175093Same with their poo
>>202175117probably one of the wall-smashers who did the bulk of the work getting into the tomb
lads do you like any music artists that very obviously have a majority femoid/gay followingadore florence and the machine mecan't get enough of her
>>202175137bent nonce
>>202175137Well see this is a crazy idea but I like music artists for the music they make
>>202175069>>202175083>>202175086>>202175093>>202175095>>202175104>>202175108>>202175117>>202175125>>202175127>>202175136>>202175137please help me to fix my thread
>>202175137Charlie XCXManeskin
>>202175137they say kate bush and grimeth do, I don't believe it, 100% alpha music
>>202175137big thief
>>202175162Shut the fuck up
window cleaner is coming today
>>202175162It's probably been deleted lad but is showing for you because you have it in your cache, saved there prior to deletion.
>>202175024>>202175045Sounds like a scam desuAll honey is sugar syrup
>>202175162it's fucked mate, big time
>>202175162did you ever watch Columbo in Brazil?
>>202175137charloid xcxbut ive been a charli fan since 2013 im an OG fan
its all kicking off in Cheadle lads
>>202175162It's been deleted lad was it some paedo shite?
>>202175194bloog on
>>202175086wow glendalewow
>>202174619die glowie
l dont really like music anymore. Not sure when it happened just dont care for it
I eat bee vomit
screaming as the poo leaves my arse
>>202175182>>202175202I just cached my clear and it's still there on the catalog. Give it a check. It's the same pic as /bra/.The UK and EU must do something.
>>202175005manuka honey is special and has more uses than just culinary
the wife, stage right
>>202175263literally just saw this on reddit
>>202175246it's probably too intense and scary for you right now
>>202175263NEED a black metal corpse paint gf
>>202175263Must be tiresome doing your make up like that daily
>>202175137Slipmami. I want to go to a concert from her, it looks like heaven with all those black women.>>202175192I don't think so. The name and that pic doesn't ring a bell.
>>202175302ok thanks 190
makeup is fun
shamus bringing his fetish to /brit/ again
>>202175263this is pretty based
>>>/int/black>>>/int/white
>>202175263meanwhile
kylie minogue has some bangers there's no two ways about it
>>202175337If you can see my thread clicking on this link but can't open it you are now gay
>>202175340Poor lad but this is hilarious
>>202175340classic, diabolical what they did to our boy (andrew?)
>>202175340My dad constantly tells me how cool he was in highschool and how he was a "slut" I can't even get a girl to like besides one bitch dumb enough to think I was a good guy
playing with my nipples
don't think anyone's ever noticed this before but I think we might be becoming a bit of a nanny state
>>202175340
>wake up and we're at war with russiacool thanks keir
>>202175406>4 tobleronesfat cunt
>>202175393your dad's a creep
>>202175406dire
>>202175406why they gotta do my boy Dale like this
>>202175401but if people stop ordering takeaways what will the millions of delivery boys do?
>>202173726Love me sum tires on my chippies
>>202175430I don't know he constantly tells me how he used to have so much sex in school but made fun of me when ever I am awkward around women I am still recovering from him bringing me to a strip club and laughing at me feeling nervous
>>202175424
>>202175433little creature fella (I have no idea what animal this is)
>>202175406me right now, got me feet up
>>202175462itll be one of them armourdildos i reckon
>>202175462armadillothey carry leprosy
off to the bottleo, i intend to get proper sloshed tonight
>>202175449Basically my dad got angry so he made me go to a strip club to get beer but laughed because I was nervous when a girl was grabbing my dick and making fun of me for being
i am forgotten
slow day at toil
smooth on the inside crunchy on the outside https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqeGxMgVOHI
>>202175514
aaa ugi dis ill oee
>>202175486pick me up some goon and smoko please lad
actually have a similar body to Columbo
https://youtu.be/zNVZzXgMdXs(theme chune to this webm)
trust the science
>>202175538>goonsure>smokocunt do i look like i'm made of money? have to take out a second mortgage
>>202175579that's a fucking somalian
>>202175547lovely hairy chestwonder if he smelled good
diet starts tomorrow today I eat like a king
>>202175625'ki'za on the way?
pussina and her pussinitas
>>202175598is it that bad? how much is a pack of marlboro gold/red? thought it was bad here it's about £16.50 now
>>202175636is this real
Lads I’ve only gone and took a holiday in Budapest havent I
>>202175650yeah, show us a pic
>>202175579instead of pretending random ancient peoples were black they could just study african history and actually uplift black people and teach them about their history
watchu talkin bout
country pubs in australia are closing down all over the place because the beers are too expensive so they don't get many patrons anymoregovernment NEEDS to fuck off with their absolutely insane taxes on beer
>>202175677hahaha yeah hahaha
>>202175636why have they got plastic rubbish around their necks
>>202175680my thread has been hacked
>>202175634don't know what that is but I think I'll have a full english this morning
>>202175677the point is not to uplift jiggaboos but to demoralise whites
sir this is a wendys
>>202175685same here lad it's becoming impossible for a small business owner to run a pub, it's mostly chains here and won't be long before that's all there is
>>202175704>full englishsounds racist
hair falling out at an incredible ratewont be anything left come christmas
>>202173692yeah been there a few times
Hello brit itsa me, Anonygar from Budapest. Anyone making goulash today :DDD ebin!>>202175659One I took last night
only boomers and turbo normies go to pubs anyway so no loss
was going to become a doctor but saw an image of a black ice age lad so l'm too demoralised
>>202175719>slaps your bald headSPAM
>>202175738one of the worst posts I've ever laid eyes on on this site
>>202175738refuse to believe a real aussie made this post
>>202175737isn't that the chernobyl level from cod4?
tons of those micro pubs (pub in a regular shop) about
yeah overpriced beer in a loud venue surrounded by mongs sounds bloody amazing
>>202175137I like this band men I trust but I'm pretty sure woman and gays love them
love a dingy pub, they were all renovated
>>202173692I have a chance to snag a depressed girl from Japan she is 35 and never dated anyone
in australia they dont allow you to be drunk in pubs
Currently pissing it down here so not sure what to do >>202175769It’s the national Cathedral?
>>202175824you want to move to japan?
>>202175821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZRYzH0Q0pUlike her
When is Belle coming back?
>>202175821I’ve talked to a yank about them before in this thread. They’re 4chang approved. Try out ‘The Marias’
>>202175847>>202175847>>202175847
>>202175824how is that possible? what's wrong with her? she's probably crazy
>>202175864she's past it
was really wanting to get drunk tonight but i really can't be arsed to go to the bottleo
YOU! Yes you, what Wikipedia article are you reading RIGHT NOW? For real man, I can't get enough of Wikipedia. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_fetishism
>>202175893She is depressed and was too busy
>>202175915can you not get a paki on a bike to deliver booze in aus?
>>202175864>belle in 2024We have saying in Hungary. When lamb turned sheep, no longer tender meat :DDDD
>>202175918https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbo
>>202175864mad how she can just reappear whenever she wants and make a couple million great british pounds
>>202175937>>202175937
>>202175945>>202175945>>202175945
>>202175918got a few lined up, might read em, might not, might look a bit further into it, might nothttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farm_(Tennessee)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synanonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esalen_Institute
>>202175915why the fuck would you want to do that? alcohol tastes awful, then just makes you dizzy, then feel even worse later.for me, it's getting snacks from bakeries
>>202175936Gotta be honest with you Hungary bro, her pussy is fucking gross looking.
