tfw no gf edition
Sir War Starter
New 'oodie
>tfw 83% chudjak
for me? it's pooing.
thank god ww3 is finally starting, i was worried i'd have to live out my entire life with a pure soul
think I just found out how asian people were madeyou know when you were little and you pulled a silly face and your mummy said it will stay like that if the wind changesdid they all squint at the same time when the wind changed
mad to think at one point in time it was seen as cool to be a soldier in america, to go off an fight in the middle east. a weird dude-bro culture at the time. all those young lads who went off to fight must be so messed up now, if they're still alive.
>>202186184state of that barnet
every time i see a beautiful woman all i can think about is drinking her piss. whats wrong with me lads.
Why are you mongs going on about ww3
>>202186241it's a shut-in WFH day x
all neets aged 18 to 35 should be drafted into the military (myself included)
>>202186242same except sniffing her anus
very strange how i start working at 4pm and have only done 3 hours work by 10pmwhere did the time gowhat happened...
>>202186293haha just found a job haha
>>202186288mahmoodmahmoodmahmoodMAHMOOD HABIBI MAHMOOD MAMHOOD HABIBI
>>202186226Wow yeah mad to think that people back then thought it was cool to go off to a foreign land and wage war and kill savages, mental that, people have never thought soldiers were cool in any other part of history
>>202186293Think one of the issues with military mongs becoming weepy drug addicts after leaving is they had no clue what to do with their lives going in and then they still don’t know what to do with their lives coming out
got orson on
>>202186288what's that horrid thing on his face?
>>202186288Suddenly was it
>>202186226>all those young lads who went off to fight must be so messed up now,Why do you think that? You've been reading too much bent WW1 poetry I reckonMost soldiers bloody love war
>>202186226We have the chad warrior culture that you used to
not sure what the indian lad delivering me food did, but the front yard smelled disgusting, very unnatural odour
>>202186359ruined that freak
>>202186422shat in your flowers
nth for the baddiedem
>>202186393didn't realise it didn't say "in crash" (which is why i posted it cos freddie flintoff had a big crash) in the headline whoops
>>202186422Indian restaurant I order from yesterday smelt like piss but like weird ethnic people piss
>>202186380Bit racist mate
Getting F'd in the AWhat words do you think?
>>202186454watched a twink white boy shag her rotten
88% chud haha yess yess
>>202186288Why is Freddie Flintoff being played by a paki?
>>202186461frigged in the 'arris
>>202186457But they're normally such good drivers
>>202186449>>202186459very strange innit
>>202186461getting feed in the asthenosphere
>>202186359>>202186413im thinking specifically of that post-9/11, "america fuck yeah" period. usa had a weird culture of that time but noone really cared because the machine kept on turning.
what did air mean by releasing a song called sexy boy?
>>202186288
I NEED to die for Jews, DO NOT try to talk me out of it
bet wwi was a right laugh
>>202186529one of two songs about me
>>202186457vaxx caused the crash I assume
>>202186529the guy was watching paris fashion week and wanted to make a song that encapsulated itso he was doing all the music and then he jsut thought of "sexy boyyyy" and that was his reasoningnot sure what i remember this info from
Remember how COVID spelt backwards was a Hebrew word.They didn't want that one getting out easily.
war is decidedly not-cool anymore in america. look at how they're struggling to recruit.
>>202186454Where’s Summer?>>202186145You and I have no gf. Meanwhile frenchy is drowing in teen pussy. Life isn’t fair.
>>202186566The other was You're The One For Me, Fatty
feel free to put that wojak test image youre about to send in the recycle bin because no ones going to look at it
>>202186614i thought the french lad was a short bald incel? he must've lucked out
>>202186593scran cat pillar
>Jay Blades, host of BBC series The Repair Shop, has been charged with engaging in controlling and coercive behaviour.wonder what he done
release me dark saviouraa-a-a-aspergers
>>202186593Anyone see those /gif/ threads that used to be common about these little fellers a couple years ago heh
>>202186621aktchewlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5AhU5Q7vH0
>>202186605Origi?
>goes into every thread in the catalog>calls everyone Indian >does this for yearswhat's his mental problem
really enjoy k-holing, just completely dissociating and becoming one with the universe, i reckon that's probably what dying is like
>>202186648engaged in controlling and coercive behaviour, I reckon
>>202186648>charged with engaging in controlling and coercive behaviour.When did that become a crime?I could have mumberg bang to rights
yes, lets name our evil mastermind virus something in hebrew backwards (divoc?), oh wait but also lets change it because we don't want people to know that, I guess
>>202186679sometimes I'll hold my breath for a long time
>>202186648controlled and coerced
>>202186648tf kind of crime is that
>>202186648Fucking hell not even The Repair Shop's safe
>China will "gradually raise" its retirement age for the first time since the 1950s, as the country confronts an ageing population and a dwindling pension budget.>The top legislative body on Friday approved proposals to raise the statutory retirement age from 50 to 55 for women in blue-collar jobs, and from 55 to 58 for females in white-collar jobs.>Men will see an increase from 60 to 63.
hate the term 'white boy'
>>202186734this post was off-topic the first time too
>>202186659I did more than just 'see' heheheh
just implement an actual wealth tax that taxes the 1% in society, not the middle/upper class
>>202186648>Today on The Repair Shop, Jay has brought in his reputation
>>202186679I don’t like this at allthink people that want ego death have something inherently wrong with them
>>202186767
You think Aubrey Plaza is attractive?
>>202186752BO BORUDE BOY IT'S A WHITE BOY SUMMER
>>202186614summer's streaming in 5 hours xshe's finished season 1 of code geass and is gonna review
>>202186734still lower than the ukchina stays winning
>>202186760must have been someone i didn't make any posts about this before, just reading bbc news
'ere Jay, reckon you could have a go on buffing up these handcuffs, they were me father's and I reckon you'd know a thing or two
>>202186783it's not really ego death, more of an out of body experience and a chance for some serious introspection when you start coming down
>>202186802urm sex
sex arseio
>>202186636That's another one. I'm the one from paris he's a short baldie tradie incel freak who plays the witcher like a runt
>>202186718>>202186648Some interesting ones in there
>>202186798sure, I'd bang her
>>202186798she's like a hotter version of the mum that was in that interracial propaganda film they showed us at school called holes with stanley yelnats
>>202186802remove yourself
>>202186798>>202186802sex
>>202186809kek
Just posted a bradley outside /int/ and then realised it'll just confuse people
>God is supposed to be well and just>meanwhile >>202186802, this freak hasnt gotten hit by a bus yethmm, explain this one
>>202186815took loads of ketamine once and when I stood up it felt like I was on top of a building and my feet were at the bottom was weird but never had much introspection just didn't care much about my problems
>>202186798courseor at least was might be getting on a bit now
>>202186752It’s a demeaning black people term that comes from in the US blacks would be referred to as boy, regardless of age, to undermine their manhood whereas whites were referred to as men“White boy” is blacks knowingly switching this around. Can’t believe stuff like this became mainstream. I really despise how much of pussies most white people are
>>202186829get half this done to me on the daily by this thread
>>202186829Quite a wide range of behaviours there
>>202186679Sounds horrendous, I've always been scared of detaching completely from reality and have enough issues with it as it is.
laaaads remember that one british bird who had a tumblr years ago and who interacted with brithad brown hair, bangs, wore glasses, looked 170cm tall, had burzum t shirtsnot aisha the runt who became fat, she was there for a shorter stint and disappeared
never done drugs in my life me, you lot sound like a right bunch of grim runts
>>202186915sara, she was the most normal of the commieslags
>>202186798Oh does the Jewish woman off the telly vote Democrat does she does she really
coffee cakes are so fit
>>202186829would be hard to prove a lot of this and you could word it in such a way that would give you plausible deniability if you were skilled
>>202186915>bangsFOY
selling my soul lads. shall we start the bidding at, say, a tuppence? can i get a tuppence for my soul?
Might move to China.
>>202186913there are some drugs that make you detach from reality and it's scary (shrooms, LSD and DMT for example) but ketamine has the chemicals in it to calm and comfort you so it's not scary
>>202186943wasn't she severely mentally ill?
>>202186976yeah and she gave drugs to her cat
>>202186943Noooo sara had black hair and was scottish or welsh or wherever they have that freak language. the girl i'm talking about had a tumblr called neoliberals and talked about gary johnson whoever that is
>>202186798yh>>202186866I'm on my Job arc x
>>202186976She gave her cat shrooms, LSD and DMT and it disappeared into the shadow realm never to be seen again.
>>202186961one bite of a curly wurly
>>202186829>monitoring their time>taking control over aspects of their everyday life, such as where they can go, who they can see, what to wear and when they can sleep – this can be intertwined with the suspect saying it is in their best interests, and ‘rewarding’ ‘good behaviour’ e.g. with gifts>repeatedly putting them down such as telling them they are worthless>limiting access to family, friends and financesThese are all normal relationship behaviours
>>202186976yeah but compared to aisha and rosy thats mild
>>202186998summer
>>202187024Marriage is coercive behaviour
>>202186998this one?
>>202187039is it? any recent pics? it has to be 6 years old now
>>202187057no you newfag bitch
>>202186226>be american lad>born into a middle class family in the richest country on earth in the early 80s>have a great childhood and teenage years throughout the 90s>9/11 happens, raging>join the military >do a half arsed tour of iraq occasionally shooting muslims and savages for fun while bonding with your mates >go home treated like a hero>enjoy the last of 2000s culture with your hot american gf>get a high paying office job because you’re a vet and went to college >have kids with said american gf in one of those big mcmansions>by the time the pandemic happens you have lots of money saved and practically do nothing at your wfh job lucky bastards
>>202187057Yessss lad. this is like 2017 or something
>>202187095They don't suffer
>>202187022corrrrrr love curly wurly me
eating some hair
Was taskmaster any good lads?
>>202186949
>>202187101how do you remember random sluts from so far back, they're all so forgettable and similar it just blends together for me
Might delete some old apps off my phone I don’t use. Closest I can muster to actually sorting my life out
>>202187158jewish blood is jewish blood
>>202187095Not to mention the fact that a massive percentage of American veterans get the equivalent of a full-time job's worth of income from "disability" benefits, even when they work a full job in addition to that
>>202187155I hate things with audiences being told when to laugh so only liked it during covid when there wasn't one.
>>202187158Irish diaspora
>>202187181I dont know this is the only one that stuck with me off the internet really
>>202186798used to be but she's pretty well walled up now
>>202187210Awful hairstyle, makes her look a lot older than she is.
>>202187232Yeah she had autist hair. Styled properly she wouldve been a class bird
The Iraq invasion of 03 seems like it would be kino as a coalition soldier Only took 5 weeks and only 747 US-UK soldiers died out of 500,000
>>202187210Always found her cuteReally would like to have an English gf like this
went to gymtoil on tuesday after taking a few months off, still sore from itwoke up this morning and my legs were so sore i was considering calling an ambulance for a shot of morphine
>>202187210>>202187232>>202187253She's pretty ugly mates, has an unpleasant chudette face, the cringe is to cover her large forehead
>>202187281Ease into it babe
2015 was probably the most boring year of the 21st century so far
>>202187290i was, only did like 3 different lifts of 2 sets each
>>202187289fringe*
So 2020s are almost half way over Outside of Covid has there been any notable news or culture
>>202187291Followed by one of the most exciting in 2016Weird innit, might be a pattern2024 has been quite boring so maybe 2025 will be a cracker
willy wants to pissberg
>>202187254747 too few if you ask me.
whatever happened to planet x lads
>>202187281similar to me I had to take a month or so off and I just hurt all over after doing a single 3 day PPL split this week
>>202187352Er that's not an octave
how do I get an English gf
DR OCTAGONAPUS BLARGH
>>202187339ukraine gazaworld cup but apart from that we have not technologically or culturally developed as a society since 2018no, a glorified and heavily censored chatbot that routinely makes mistake is not a technological breakthrough
>>202187289it's not about straight looks obviously
gazza
>>202187379>>202187281placing un-needed mechanical and oxidative stress on your bodyenjoy looking like a haggard geratric at 40 and dying of cancer
any good ablums?
>>202187403offer her some monster munch
>look pale and haggard >have a few drinks >instantly look better, face full of colour, skin smoother, look years younger weird effect
having a walk down archive laneforgot how dark candice's bumhole was
>>202187435enjoy being a skinny runt and getting no pussy
>>202187406>world cupWhat was special about that? every decade has them
>>202187435post your little skinnyfat belly lad
Errrrr, the french log lifting paedo is in /brit/
poo barmer in washinghton DC right now about to enter us into a war with russia
>>202187467beer goggles innit
>>202187473one of the most kino ones so farand messi won it
>>202187477That's a man
>>202187477You should probably stop watching porn
>>202187476
>>202187406Ukraine started in the 2010s with Crimea. Same with Gaza it’s a recurring thing nothing special to either of them imoDon’t even know what you mean by the world cup
>>202186767Just told this joke to my Mum - she said it was hilarious and very witty. Thanks champ.
>>202187477is that the one who does the retro video game glitch vids?
got called solution-oriented at toil
>>202187527special man kicked the ball
get your fucking willy out for the ira
>>202187477kek, this is me!
got told i had "restless rizz" in appraisal
>>202187502Yeah don't think that's going in the history books
>>202187550
>>202187457I want a dark haired middle class english gf
>>202187531thats what i was thnking
>>202187527>ukraine started in the 2010sstop being insidious that was a local civil war between kiev and some local factions the russians were backingyou clearly knew what i was talking about
>>202187584I don't think they eat crisps, unfortunately.
got called a gullible nonce at a special cobra meeting
put a product in my hair and it looks fantastic
What’s all this about a war then? Do I need to start doing some sit-ups?
*sashays into the thread* hello boys!
eating nigger shit
>>202187643nothing putin “threatened” the west with war like he does every weekwhich is pretty much him saying >if they attack us we’ll attack backyeah who could have predicted that
>>202187611All wars are local, diego... yes? In order for a war to happen, it has to happen somewhere
>>202187633spunk?
if you were drafted would you try dodging it or just accept your fate?
*Down's syndrome voice*All wars are local, diego... yes? In order for a war to happen, it has to happen somewhere
>>202187633What was it lad
>>202187689who the fucks diego
getting blacked
>>202187406Gazza was Italia 90 mate
>>202187709probably just accept it, it's the forceful push i need to get out of my smelly bedroom
>>202187700no it wasnt that>>202187714a leave in conditioning product
the fit
>>202187714heinz tomato ketchup
WW3 would be over in 2 hours and leave most of civilisation a smouldering ruin so pretending you’re going to be a soldier on the frontlines is pointless
Just got back from the gym.big smelly skid marks in my pants.not good lads. Not good at all.
PTSD
>>202187723It's an Allan thing
>>202187754not if we use nukes first
>>202187742Been thinking about trying that myself Hair goes proper frizzy and untameable after a wash
IF I EVER CATCH THAT VENTRILOQUIST
Interesting
>>202187776you use hot water? should only wash your hair with cold
just as I predicted the Ukrainian front line is collapsingit was all for nothing
>>202187774not how it worksgood luck trying to intercept hundreds of icbms in the space of half an hour
>Been thinking about trying that myself >Hair goes proper frizzy and untameable after a wash
>>202187803God I hate them
>>202187813clausewitz said to fire nukes at the 1000s of missiles to avoid this scenario
>>202187803>Low-skilled migrants cost taxpayers £150,000 eachPressure on public services outweighs tax take for low-earners, finds OBR
>>202187810okay
Do zoomers really not know about mutually assured destruction?
he's posting reddit again
>>202187810You mean they're not going to take Moscow??
>>202187810Just roll over and get raped don't fight back x
>>202187854what i’m talking about you dafty
>>202187854not convinced anyone would actually use nukes, they'd have to be completely insane
reckon I could survive a nuclear blast
got a muslim friend who supports palestine but doesnt support ukraine. makes no sense
>>202187887Just hide in the fridge simples
>>202187887just duck and cover
>>202187854Nuclear MAD is bollocks to be fairEconomic MAD is the real reason we haven't seen large-scale conflict between technological peers since WW2
>>202187895>got a muslim friend>makes no senseagreed
CHINA!
>>202187928How is it bollocks
>>202187921Wtf is this image
>>202187929not some incel mate i have a multicultural friend group
>>202187921Specky barm brigade
>>202187941he read a post on /pol/ once that said it was
>>202187879had they immediately surrendered the second tanks rolled over the border as I said they should they’d have been peacefully annexed into a country that’s basically the same culturally with a 3x gdp per capita, hundreds of thousands of young men on both sides would be alive, 10 million young women wouldn’t have permanently fled to get bbcd in euro capitals, and hundreds of billions of dollars would’ve been saved by everyone involved including us. but nooooo no one ever listens to the australian incel so instead we all get to suffer, nice work government
>>202187964Paki loving cunt
>>202187747Logan Bald
imagine thinking anyone who doesn't make friends with a brown white-hating non-drinking non-pork-eating paedo pervert cannot have sex
>>202187991>just get invaded let them do what they wantPathetic
erm... sexhttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1726231056737891.webm
just take the L rorke
>>202188041fighting an unwinnable war doesn’t make you a hero, it makes you a moron
>>202188056>tiktokAssume shes 15 then
>>202187928you've just attributed the fact china us havent attacked each other to economics instead of nukes which is bullshit since nukes can still be used for that argument
>>202188056just not a fan of brown girls, obviously I'd give her the sex
>>202187747Geobaskets are the biggest troll of all time lmfaoRick Owens is a god for making these fuckboys look even more ridiculous than they ever could with just Nike and Adidas
>>202188083Even better
>>202188056what race is this
>>202188079it does actually make you a hero death is preferable to surrender
>tfw no centrally planned economyI NEED high-speed rail built in 2 weeks with 0 environmental reviews
>>202188109CHEERS R
>>202188116American
>>202188056phwoooooar
>>202188114
>>202188085>since nukes can still be used for that argumentNot really
>>202188079Its utterly bizarre to me that you blame only ukraine for not willingly accepting invasion by russia instead of condemning russia invading them. Not fighting tooth and nail for your homeland is obviously beyond your zoomer mind
https://youtu.be/xTR2Cr1K_OUSeparating over 400 pounds of honey from wax cappings.
>>202188131we need climate stalin to come to power within 6 months or the clathrates will take us out
>>202187101>this is like 2017
Happy right this very minute.
Need to be another level of retard to think Russia is “based” and “fighting for the white race and West”
>>202188131Newtbros...
>>202187991Fucking retard lol You can't even control your own sex life but you think you could somehow negotiate peaceful annexation with the monkey king mongoloid Putin?Get a clue dumbass
>>202187941Because the destruction is mutually assured AND complete. So no one would use nukes. And therefore there is no MAD deterrent.
>>202188161they can be used for as long as they havent attacked each other just like economics can be used for the same timeit's all up in the air until the nukes come down on any great power
>>202188207irish diaspora gut
>>202188162>fighting tooth and nail for your homeland is obviously beyond your zoomer mindUkrainians are fighting tooth and nail for Russian land thoughever
>>202188236bizzare post
What a day, huh?
>>202188207big belly boy
>>202188133Hey Rick also think it's based you post your disgusting ancient hag of a wife basically naked on your official brand instagram page then release another set of $1000 poopy diaper pants for retarded NYC wiggers to go to their dick appointments in
>>202188258your dad chases ducks
>>202188162ukrainians were retarded for falling for nato propaganda when they're in a aprt of the world where very very obviously that's impossible without nuclear winter
>>202186998
>>202188292he sells them to chinese restaurants
>>202188260Which one?
>>202188213So MAD isn't bullshit
>>202188308trannies are fucking grim
worst thing about the ukraine russia war is everyone saying keev
>>202188323*lightbulb ping*
incel types would call fighting for your homeland based in every single circumstance except when russia is invading for some reason
>>202188331HER name is Summer
>>202188297And therefore deserved to be invaded by russia... without warning. While they pretended to be on "military exercise"
the aliens need to come up in the skies and save us from ourselves again
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
>>202188330MAD isn't, but the idea that it prevents conventional warfare between world powers (i.e. acts as a deterrent) is bollocks
>>202188344pretty sure most lads here support ukraine due to that principledon’t know what you’re getting at
>>202188332the worst part of this whole ukraine war thing is the hypocrisy
>>202188308Yes that was her account
>>202188352Yes
hold your horses, i'm making the new
>>202188355on god
>>202188371Ah okay that's more reasonable but I still disagree as there has never been a hot war between two nuclear powers
>>202188352it's not about deserving/undeserving. pawns get taken . what's unforgivable is some people not realising when they're pawns
>>202188408*invades your bum *
>>202188454>>202188454>>202188454new
>>202188448damn.. *shoves a packet of twix up my arse*
>>202186610Well deserved too, fuck those cunts
