VOTe for the edish!https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo36waoyAhttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo36waoyAhttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo36waoyA
he made her eat poo
bit early this, don't like it, not at all
bodies of /brit/
Got a brand new Lyle & Scott polo Will be showing it off in Aldi tomorrow
peak barclays subedish
How do I find a woman that is pretty and read books but isn't an autistic freak like ruby granger
need to get a real job but i can't let go of wanting to be a rich celebrity, i'm simply too talented and narcissistic to be satisfied with mediocrity
>>202197998get in lad
>>202197998cringe that i used to wear these all the time
might move to Africa
9k stepsfuck it i'll swing this phone around some
nth for the baddiedem
>>202197998Crosshatch joggers to match?
WHEN YOU CALL MY NAMEIT'S LIKE A LITTLE PRAYER
can't sleep and i have a driving lesson in 5 hours, fucking shitting hell
>>202198127be funny if you crashed the car and died
>>202198077Yes fucking please
Feeling curious?
>>202198143it wouldn't really though would it
Wouldn't mind gyaldemfreak if he actually posted their nudes, but he doesn't even do thatTotal fucking waste of space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jyIoPbu4Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jyIoPbu4Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5jyIoPbu4M
turns out kittyberge was a bit of a monkey’s pawyou see we wanted a cat that’s more social that enjoys laying in your lap and cuddle, he is that, however, he’s a also product of incest most likely, dumb as a rock, and gets himself injured quite a lot
>>202198172in what way would it not be?
>>202198181you have to pay for those
>>202198143LmaoI’d LUV it
>>202198211I'd pay you to permanently fuck off, mate
>>202198197having a male cat is VERY gay
>>202198199well for starters, car accidents, especially those involving death, aren't funny unless you have a demented sense of humour
You lads reckon anyone has ever had a fatal car accident during a driving test
>>202198254woke nonsense
>>202198211They DESERVE to have their nudes leaked
>>202197932Wtf?
>>202198197had one like thatfelt sorry for it so kept it around but it was a bit hard to like
>>202198236got a male and a female, read it was the best pairing when having two
honest opinion?
>>202198279Google broken?
>>202198279No they don't. That is their business and livelihood.
>>202197998>Lyle & Scott>plain shirt£5>plain shirt with a little eagle£35that's why you lot are poor
>>202198172I would not call it funny but I can see the dark comedy in someone crashing and dying on their driving test Good luck though and go to bed
>>202198295we love him to bits thoughone day he came in with his tooth chipped a la pic rel
Um, trannysisterbros???
Busted T-Girls - Ella Hollywood
>>202198346It's a really shit brand too lmao genuine dolescum wear it
bought a frozen pizza for tomorrow nighthavent had one in ages
>>202198326Do not care. Older women disgust me. Didn't even click the thumbnail
>>202198352i tried to sleep earlier, ended up tossing and turning for the better part of an hourhad a pretty serious case of insomnia lately me
the openAI teamcurious
>>202198399prefer cooked pizza me
>haven't grown my hair out this long in probably 5 year>hair NOTABLY thinner than it was OLDER.FATTER.BALDER.
>>202198377she'd get it
>>202198370fair mine was ugly and kept getting infected eyes and gunk everywhere, probs didn't help lol
dont know how to french kissany tips?
>>202198416
>>202198416second from right at the back mogging
>>202197932and whiteys on the moon
>>202198464kek that's mine from last night
my hands are starting to get hairy
therapistberg says i need to expose my self to more social environments, how am i supposed to do that then? just turn up at the pub and announce myself as a billy no mate freak and see if someone adopts me into their group? why do they act like its so achievable for a social mongloid with no mates to go find social settings
>>202198484omg I'm a big fan
>>202198500alri richard keys
>>202197958>charged with controlling behaviourneed to get toilberg done on this
>>202198485Idgi
Liz Truss & Kwasi Kwarteng
>>202198375clownworld
>>202198352>>202198409weird you both say this as i had a short nap earlier and dreamt about failing a lorry driving test because i decided to cut over some grass as making the turn was too difficult in the big lorry
>>202198340ahahahahahahaaha
MA'AM DO NOT EXPOSE BOBS!
>>202198522well it's a pub so you can get a bit pissed first to lubricate the social gears
>>202198541have that in japan called power harassment
>>202198416hang every single one of them for crimes against humanity
>>202198587yh but whos going to want to talk to that weird bloke on his own
>>202198484why is your chatgpt such a wusshere's mine lmao
>>202198630you probably won't be the only person there who is alone
there's literally no reason to go to therapy unless you're an attractive man who has a chance at knobbing the therapist
>>202198522join a club that does something you're interested in. most people who go to those are friendly and if you literally said you were looking to meet new people they'd be really nice about it
>>202198660probably the only weird loner freak mong though
2 sausage in batter and chips. Sometimes it feels so nice not to care about nutrition
>>202198522>just turn up at the pub and announce myself as a billy no mate freakhonestly not a bad idea if you do it with some humour
Whispers... murmurs.. voices... voices...
>>202198700This is why you're a loner You need an attitude adjustment
>>202198700i reckon before you can make any progress on the social front you probably need to learn to stop seeing yourself that way
>>202198375proof if you needed it that humans are naturally realists and we only become nominalist by cultural conditioning
big boooooooobies
Humans are naturally pooist
i reckon the human race only has about 100 years left tops, and probably closer to 50
>>202198798
>>202198754Screenshots of incomplete substack posts is all the proof you need eh?
The pooman race
listening to niguette blackson
>>202198833waheey
I'M NOT HAVING KIDS
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Seeing the advancements we’ve all made with things like diversity and inclusion gives me hope for the human enterprise
pykes should take a hikeget the pykies out
Lads in the group chat doing the ol "c'mon out with us, we'll only have 2 or 3". No chance, I gave that stuff up.
>>202198885How much diversity is enough?
>>202198885Next step? Alpha Centauri
>>202198903screenshot of "lads group chat"?
>>202198885
>>202198903wahey come out lad i got a baggie filled with mcat and ket for you
>>202198903Don’t you care about the lads?
all my mates have just knocked for me telling me it wont be the same down the pub without mebut i told them nah. thanks, my mates, for the invite and kind words. but i've /brit/posting to do
>>202198917Thats the beautiful thing, its never enough, we can always work for more!
shrooms are pretty lame, i was expecting to go into another dimension but all i get are some visual distortions and a sick feeling in my stomach, wonder what LSD is like
>>202199059Shrooms and LSD don't compare to ket lad
is there a documentary or series of some sort that explains the history of the world? from the very first civilisation through to the present? doesn't have to be super in depth, i just want an overview of everything. then i pick out the stuff the interests me the most and dive in deeper.
>>202199081i know, i've done ket as well and enjoy it, unfortunately it's quite expensive and hard to find here
>>202199085Civilisation by Kenneth Clarke. It was on YouTube last time I checked
>>202199085No.
>>202199085ancient apocalypse on netflix
>>202199059too low of a dose i thinkonly time ive done shrooms (twice) it was a pretty low dose but still pleasant, granted i was like 150 pounds soaking wet
>>202199029You’re a man of honour
>>202199139nah i've done shrooms multiple times, 7 grams produces basically the same result as 2 grams, i think that's where it maxes out for me
>>202199110You can't and should not use LSD and Shrooms like ketLSD is a once every few years thing. Shroom maybe once a year. Ket has a more frequent use and has way more introspectiveness and relativity thing that is very nice to experience
>>202199085yep, here you go ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs
Salute. To the fallen /brit/ comrades.
>>202199195i know, i wish i could do ket on a regular basis but again it's just too expensive here
just had a fair skinned 5'10 Indian model like me on hinge
>>202198845if it was a natural impulse they wouldn't have to try so hard to condition it
>>202199182very weirdmaybe your shroom guy just sucks and you need a new plug
>>202199229It's actually good you can't use ket a lot because the tolerance gets up really easily. On my worst binges I ended up taking 3/4gs a day granted I was snorting from morning til night
>>202199078Genuinely do not see why you're up in arms about thisThe idea, at least, of Command strips is they adhere to painted surfaces and can be removed without tearing the paint off with them so you don't have to repaint or pay for the damage
done lsd twice and it didn't workthey were like 500ug tabs as welldone truffles in dam and it was mintdone a hero dose of shrooms a couple of times and it was not that interesting compared to me k holes
>>202199277nah i've gotten it from like 4 or 5 different sources, it's always the same
>Michael Clarke Duncan (December 10, 1957 – September 3, 2012) was an American actor.>wasWhy did nobody tell me he died? Is there a celebrity that you found out had died several years ago and you never knew?
>>202199059Shrooms are relatively tame as far as traditional psychedelics go LSD can make you really fucking trip out and euphoric Peyote and other phenethylamines like 2C-B will give you synesthesia so you can see and smell and taste and feel music but you will probably purge when you take them and they last a long time
>>202199236
>>202199325I only found out the queen died last week
>>202199222
>>202199325remember watching The Green Mile for the first after hearing about that, but I fell asleep after an hour
>>202199258I agree with your sentiment about trannies but just found your comment ridiculous
>>202199315>500ug tabsthat's extremely strong. 50ug is a good trip for me. maybe you got RCs
>>202199306How do you not understand the problem?
>>202199383first time i thought maybe because i got them off a dealer but he was good with everything else,and the second time they were off the dark net with reviews and my friends tripped on the same batch
>>202199409Snide condescending dickhead
>>202199119Despite the name, it focusses almost exclusively on medieval European art and on the historical state of European civilisation as he defines it rather than its progress.It's not Sid Meier's Civilization
>>202199450That's odd. But I'm pretty thin so maybe if you're heavier it fucks it up for you
isn't it mad how dinosaurs were actually real and went extinct like that. so metal.
this town ain't big enough for the both of us, rorke.
>>202199495i am 5 foot 7 and skinnyi'm just immune to LSD it seems
>>202199496Jurassic Park wasn’t a documentary you mong. It’s make believe. Like Star Wars and the titanic
>>202199509it ain't me who's gonna leave
>>202199558The Matrix was a documentary though
One day I'll snap at zoomer faggots and they'll see the old me
>>202199556Try ketamine and LSD at once ladit's a godly mix
>>202199085No there isn't
DILLON!
>>202199575Happy Birthday mate, love you x
>>202199524he ate the tomate
got the darts on
>>202199609wowsexincredible
DIRRON
Lads, time for Canslad to go to sleepNo cans this weekend
>>202199706BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>202199722rorke creps
exploring the filmography of cory chase
>>202199706So no proof you're actually in Ireland then eh?Fuck of grandpa
>>202199706good riddance
>>202199734prefer vicki chase me
what's blud waffling about
>>202199585you should try ketamine lsd fentanyl and nitazene at once and meet God
>>202199706>calling time at half 8 on a Fridayyou're a fucking lightweigjt
>>202199575happy birthday lad
haven't had waffles in a dog's age me
Clarence Claymore
>>202199828I know this lad from my toil scene who has a line on fentanyl patches for the cancerous stage 4 old ladies and does them recreationally. He told me about it I just said wow man that sounds intense and now I'm ducking him
>>202199905widyatekkinboot
can't afford to live
WowGirlsUltrafilmsCzech CastingIFeelMyselfFTVgirlsErstiesBitches AbroadATK HairyZishyHegreAbbyWintersNetVideoGirlsPorn ForceSuicide Girls
summer streamed yesterday lads wth, well I'll watch rosemi's stream till it's done
>>202199962Thankyou for supporting the ugly hairy Australian lesbians industry
Discussion about drugs should be a bannable offence
>>202197932OP HEREI MIGHT BE LATE ANNOUNCING THE EDISH!SO CAN SOMEONE DO IT FOR ME AROUND 300 POSTS IF I'M NOT BACK IN TIMEPLEASE!YOU CAN FIND THE RIGHT FORMAT HEREhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/and%20the%20winning%20edish/ANY HELP WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED!lov eyou x
where do you buy marijuana
>>202200075No idea officer
>>202199962what about girls do porn?
>>202200062Man who cares
>>202200042Oh lighten up you squareGet some 69-FAG-POO up you
did you know It wasn't until about 1975 that the number of homes with telephones rose above 50%.
do like a weird looking zishy girl
>>202200112Who's Katy?
>>202200000
>>202200189Would have been shedloads of folk that didn't need a home phoneAny business that needed doing you went down the post office the bank branch the payphone the shops the pub
WHERE IS EVERYONE
>>202200300out shagging
For me its dickdrainers
>>202200300crossing boundaries etc.
Should I buy a house
>>202200268But who is she to you? A friend, co-worker, etc?
so cute x
Is my understanding of british just shitor is churchill here drunk and whatnot?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTw3_PmKtc
LADS, UPDATE FROM CANSLADI have put on my fucking outside clothes.We're all going for the cans and the chipsthe BIG cans and the some size of chips but the important thing is CANS
>>202200342Save your money, live in a tent
meltdown
>>202200387>is churchill here drunkyes
>>202200387lol he is wasted
the belgian bbc poster is actually quite funny even though he's perverted
>>202200300Reading my book with a nicotine pouch up my bum
know canslad isn't real but believing in him sort of makes him real
didn't get to the toilet in time
Churchill spent the war mildly pished off champagne and amphetamines
>when one of the brit oldtimers pulls you aside in the discord and praises your gimmicksno better feeling
>>202198881how do you make it so they only apply on brit
>>202200492There's a little of him in all of us.
>>202197958>nigga is literally called beyblades:skull: no cap only in ohio blud
>there's a /brit/ discordstate of you freaks
Man also had a speech impediment which he compensated for by delivering speeches at the pace of Rosie Jones
>>202200505it was a better time. one hand on the bokkle and the other on a quarter of the entire globe.
>>202200399based desu
>>202200551want an invite?
phwoar that bum scream i just put out smell awful
>>202200595no
Currently smoking
>>202200551how gay is it? equal to or greater than this place?
>>202200608sent in dms
Every important worker will report what life there is in him. It makes no odds into what seeming deserts the poet is born. Though all his neighbors pronounce it a Sahara, it will be a paradise to him; for the desert which we see is the result of the barrenness of our experience.
There is no discord. Never was.
in the /po/ - /ps/ discord
>>202200595…yh (but let me check first with my probation officer)
>In 1902, Churchill stated that the "great barbaric nations" would "menace civilised nations"vgh...what would he think of britain now
open the fucking pubs
on the fruit and nut
going bed soon
klarc
>>202200670He meant Russia and GermanyNot much has changed then eh
>>202200551what happens in there?
>>202200700this was grandads favourite cereal
>>202200743you dont wanna know
is belgium posting bbc stuff at the moment
>>202200626>>202200743why are you asking me? i've only just found out it exists
>>202200770yeah
anyone else sit legs crossed and lick their finger when they need to turn a page
mental how working class british culture these days is just binge drinking and gambling
>>202200728but how's the casio f91w anyway
>>202200743we post rare bradders in here
rorkes face when you tell him muslims invented numbers and words and that
>>202200795has it ever been anything else?
rorke taking three attempts to pass his driving testleftypol passing first time in an automatic
>>202200795can't afford football now can I
>>202199377I have no sentiment regarding tranniesthe point is a fundamental metaphysicalI'm a realist not just on gender but all of reality
>>202200750actual fruit and nuts not that kellogg's muck
eating chalk
>>202200820but your casio watches were a staple gimmick in the 190 persona trip. notably the g shock
Povvos are poor because they are genetically inferior
>>202200434>>202200480thanks that's what I had thought
>>202200835I passed first time in a manual. Leftyrorke they call me
>>202200896but you are
got a hairy bum
Britain, Germany and Russia should form a faustian grand alliance against the USA, Poland, France, India, China and Israel.
>>202200954don't we all?
why would he wear a hat 24/7just go to turkey ffs
Any Donald J. Trump man in?
>Povvos are poor because they are genetically inferior
>>202200108the importance with which i was announcing this was in itself ironic, you autisteither wayI AM BACK LADSNO NEED TO FILL IN FOR ME!
Did a massive poo earlier and I was so proud of it I left it in the toilet for the gf to see. When she finally went in the bathroom and I heard her say “for fuck’s sake” it was so hard not to burst out laughing Must have reeked as well because I did it before my shower and the whole bathroom was hot and steamy
i'm a cute little strawberry :3
kidnapping leftypol and rorke and surgically sewing them together in a way that if they were to be divided their guts would immediately fall out
>>202201006im genetically inferior and poor and I endorse this message
>>202201041What guts?
Trump is such a cool blokeTrump for President
>>202201038screaming
entering the uter-room
>>202201038I do this in work, haven’t flushed the toilet after a shit in the whole two years I’ve been there. People speculate about who it is constantly
imbibed 4 pints of cask ale at the public houseabout to scran a 'za now
>>202201038done her good and rotten
How are you supposed to git gud at driving just from an hour a weekI barely improved after 20 hours and failed my test miserably. Did so bad I gave up completely
got the IDM on
>>202200835I'm a communist and passed in a manual with 0 errors
Domnhall Mac Leòd
>>202201038Now this. This is what I come here for
>>202201103yeah? bit of idm on a friday night
lorde is an ugly ugly womanGod help her
>>202197932edish for 7:50ish PM 13/09/24?by a guest · 1 hour agoworm edish29.41% (5 votes)acryllic paint edish23.53% (4 votes)plaque edish17.65% (3 votes)ronald mcdonald11.76% (2 votes)fish food pellets edish11.76% (2 votes)dairylea edish5.88% (1 votes)kia sportage0% (0 votes)Total votes: 17thanks lads for all your votes. and here it is, your worm edish OP image!
>>202201122...yh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QCXpHdW9ak
love tits me and tumy haha
>>2022010952 hour lessons every day until you git gud
>>202200995ffs I know some of them aren’t 10/10 but they could at least make an effort to dress sexybitches think they’re about to showcase some ridiculous post-modern wares at the Grand Palais des Champs-Élysées
>>202201160the desperate cope of a downie clown
>>202201095I used to go out and practise in my mums car for a few hours a few days a week. Just go to an industrial estate where the roads are quiet and drive around, just letting gear changes and stuff feel natural
>>202201152wormchads we stay winning
>>202201095women and pakis can drive so it can't be that hard
>>202201082good ladnormally the first in at toil so i'll have a shite before anyone else has left skiddies or pubes on the seat
dego on the piss againdisgusting creature he is
>>202201233>>202201233>>202201233
>>202201185>>202201185>>202201185
>>202201152>worm edish and armadillo edishI can't stop winning
>>202201152>0 VOTES FOR KIA SPORTAGEIN THE MUD
>>202201235He’s going downhill mentally so badly lately. All week he’s been so nasty and bitter. Probably won’t be long before he’s suicide posting again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVKCOD2No2EFUCKING AVE IT, HARDCAORE YOU KNOW THE SCORE
>>2021996091st/right Asian- perfect wife phenotype, cute, doe eyed, marry on spot2nd/left Asian- horseface suited only for yellow fever retards and bald old expat men
