People's Commissariat of Internal Affairs editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_8KX7pCFIg
this is it, what we've all been waiting for, the thread
>the electroplating factory (formerly plant)
>>202201185based
quite steaming now
Having sex with an Indian girl felt very normal. Can't imagine a black does though.
>>202203597Cabergës not having it
>>202205458Respect All Women
>>202201450Shut up retard
>>202203597cats are horrible
animetoil beckons
A fan of Israel and Iran personally Let them fight it out
Could only ever convince me to be a communist if we got state mandated tomboy gfs who like my shit jokes and facts I list off to them
>>202205528Eurostar is mad cheap and there's reductions currently for the months to come or so I've heardthink of taking it to the 'don and paying my parents a visit by surprise me
hate israel but love jews
>>202203765imagine the stench
>>202205595Iran at least has a history with some greatness
Someone please post some obscene high res anti muslim pictures. I want to piss them off on campus
>>202205615Why are your parents here
Brits be like>How's it goin ladBut Slavs be like>How's it goin vlad
Can the french tourist guy just fuck off to another forum please. Boring cunt, stop shitting up the thread
>>202205615wait your a Brit?
>>202205665Someone's a little triggered
trundling off to bed now
>>202205657No one says Vlad in Russia. It's either Vladimir, or volodya
Love Israeli historyLove king SolomonThat nigga be ballin
stop exercising the unnecessary oxidative and mechanical stress will age you
:/
>>202205665triggered freak
>>202205655Them and my sister live there >>202205673No they left me in Paris. My sister married some guy in London and my parents moved there for work I have my grandparents in the alps but that's it
>>202205728>Them and my sister live therewhy
>>202205665Yeah bro because this thread has such high quality British posters
me? only use me blade
>>202205728>sister married some guy in LondonYou shouldn't have said that.
>>202205728O my days, OH MY god, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. NO ONE FUCKING CARES
howling at this
got caught with 30 rocks the cop look like alec baldwin
there's a french fella at my sports clubcan't understand a fucking word he's saying
>>202205750That guys sister married a black man
>>202205748for me it's my balls xx
>>202205748*cuts you in half with my katana*
https://youtu.be/gC6gAmlWhI0
>>202205742My parents it's work related
>>202205778What sport? Why are you being so vague about what sport it is?
Mummies really can baitOr are incredibly very stupid Trying to work out which
need to get on the dating appsnever been on a date before and if I don't get dating soon then it'll literally just pass me by and I'll become one of those weird middle aged hermits with no friends and family who live in the end terrace on a street filled with mongs and old ladies
>>202205709nah vlad is a nickname for vladislav but not vladimir
remember when the mail on sunday doxed Banksywhy
>>202205796By you he means your bum and by katana he means penis
Don’t have a soul me. Just a sentient bag of meat. No goals, desires, dreams. There’s a nightmare behind my cold dead eyes.
>>202205808/brit/ will make fun of me :(
>>202205821it's the type of question I would google to be fair
>>202205808speedwanking
>>202205821what are the replies like
>>202205838>weird middle aged hermits with no friends and family who live in the end terrace on a street filled with mongs and old ladiesktim
is Kratom rising in popularity in the UK the way it is in America
>>202205821
>>202205838Just accept itIf you haven't had sex in your teens it's unironically over already and there's probably a reason (autism)
>>202205890sounds woke
>>202205890shite drug that
>>202205862tennis
>>202205808singlestick
>>202205916how is a drug woke
>>202205838>weird middle aged hermits with no friends and family who live in the end terrace on a street filled with mongs and old ladiessounds comfy
>>202205841cos he's a little faggot
>>202205808speedwalking
>dating apps>past the age of 30Unfathomably grim
did you know that the cultural revolution of the 60s included a relaxation of admission policies to high class country clubs. For the first time, many formerly protestant only clubs opened their doors to jewish people!
>>202205972wouldn't have been allowed in these clubs cause i'm a fenian
get the pensioners to wank the migrants
>>202205914thisif it didn't come easy for you in your teens it's not getting any better hahait only gets worse from now it only takes a handful of good looking guys to take up dozens of girlstheir is no chance for you
>>202205838this was me earlier this year ladyes, you really just gotta start putting yourself out therefirst date will prob be awkward as fuck, but you learn
Remember when the news found out about krokodil and tried to make everyone panic about the new evil russian drug that rots your skin off for a month but then everyone realised nobody is doing that here because we just have normal heroin?
>>202205890na its too expensive. cheaper just to buy codeine/tramadol etc
>>202205952is that a posh school?
this hits hardhttps://youtu.be/CKDO4X_BZq8
weird how hollywood started inserting russia villains into the programming years before the russo-ukrainian war started
cant play any instruments but i LOVE playing the air guitar and air drums
>>202206082yeah?
>>202206082poor bait
>>202206030dont look up tranq
>>202206041says it's a public school, but i never remember if that means fee paying or not in the uk
>>202206082was thinking this the other day when I was watching From Russia With Love
How's the quality of the thread been this evening?
>>202205972The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club initially banned Jews from joining
>>202206119article says its 9k a term
my hobbies include getting unreasonably angry about WFXM relationships in adverts and playing HOI4 as Germany
Just got home from the club where I was shagging all the birds
>>202206125dire from canslad's appearance onwards
no but there really was a break from the 90s until like 2012 when russian were no longer villains but instead arab terrorists were
who is the oldest virgin herereply with age if you think you might bedo we have a 40 year old virgin
>>202206025>just gotta start putting yourself out therelolwhat does that even mean
I'm under 25 so I'm basically still a teenager and there's still time to experience teenage love
>>202205942piss off remoaner
>>202206125would rather stare at elton john's unflushed toilet for half an hour
>>202206143what a tarq champagne socialist CUNT
>>202206163get on the apps
>>202206119Did you realise you have your UK VPN on currently?
going to bed, night boys x
13
>>202206082>>202206121what I find interesting is that villain nationalities now have to conform to the tastes of American AND Chinese audiences, so the villains are all coming from increasingly less geopolitically countries
I'll take a 5'5 size 6-8 brunette brown eyed natural beauty with freckles pleaseRealistically what do I need to look like and what should my bank account look like
>>202206163cant be holed up in your neet box room and expect for a gf to stumble on your lapif you want a gf, you need to put yourself on the apps, go on dates. it's not going to come to you, you need to go after it
>>202206163Hang your willard out the window and shout "ANYONE FOR COCK?"
>>202205838Being lonely is not a big deal. Just means nobody wants to be around you for a reason that’s really obvious but hard to articulate, but it’s been there since you were a child, when you became a marked person. And anyway it’s just your destiny, so no use crying over it.
>>202206158because the ussr collapsed
>>202206153>>202206180Oh so the mentally ill spammer has ruined yet another /brit/ thread for no reason? Fabulous, just fantastic.
>>202206164i haven't celebrated a birthday since i was 18 so ill be a teen forever
>>202206197what? i was alluding to the fact that calling a private school a public school is stupid and something we do here
something sinister about the apps
i got laid on my second ever date from a dating app
>>202206263You can always go back
>>202206269i agreecommodification of human relationships into "swipes" and "pick up lines"young people aren't meant to interact like thisjust products on an appsex and relationships are meant to be pure and meaningful
>>202206283
>202206283yeah epic great
>>202206283lmfaooo
>>202206270ugh london......home
>>202206190>>202206208lad you don't think I've been on the apps?if you're not top 5/10% man there's nothing in it for youI'm not even bad looking I just have reasonable standards that are impossible to attain on tinder/hinge because they're all messaging 20 different chads
Yes broJust tell the 30 year old ugly virgin with autism to get on the appsMaybe he can take a bangin selfie with his anime figure collection and his led mechanical keyboard or take a picture of himself in the toilet of the Sainsbury's
>>202206283THIS SEX IS ON FIRE
>>202206283Wait, let me get my hose
>>202206019>>202205914it's that social skills compound over time, and those who didn't start compounding young are just too far behind. Humans were meant to get into relationships early, while you have all the hormones and can have sex 10 times a day and it feels amazing. As you get older it becomes harder and harder to compromise. Everyone has baggage.
>>202206297so now i'm a paki am i? mong
>>202206147forwarding this to the ornithology club president
would you date a 17 year old if she had big tits and a nice personality
have u fuckin seen this??? mental!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOXIpsoEo2w
>>202206329filipino nurses will save him
was on the app for 2 weeks and got 0 matches. Yeah I got some likes but could see they were obese from that little blurred picture you get
>>202206269it's basically a work resume of yourself but for shagging. grimdark
why are they called public schools if they're private?
>>202206329Don’t really need calling out like this lad.
>>202206347social skills come only from experience talking to girlsif you're not good looking then you won't get the chance to develop the social skills
they're called pubic school because of your privates
i'm a sound cuntcan make pals with anyonecan defuse any argumentvery easy going and can talk to anyone just like everyone unless they give me a reason not to
>>202206357yh
>>202206372because anyone can go, if you got the moolah
>>202206338tfw no turk gf
>>202206359fuck me hes eating a tree
honestly is there an uglier skyline than london's? major cities
Might move to Edinburgh
>>202206367beggars can't be choosers
>>202206425beijing is a fucking monstrosity
>>202206425loads, yeah
>>202206425Nope, it's fucking atrociousShould all be torn down and rebuilt
Dating apps are a humiliation ritual
>>202206395You sound insufferable
Women love real men
this is mad, is this allowed???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM9SemMfknA
>>202206425The French don’t want you to know this but Paris is pretty shit. They had one good thing going with the Eiffel Tower but decided to build a monument to big black cocks directly behind it, ruining the sight.
>>202206398are they owned by the government?
>>202206503hope this isn't peru
>>202206386OP can go for the better looking guys’ rejects. Single mums and fat girls. Be a good role model to their kids. There’s no point in being picky at this stage
>>202206338
>>202206357this post made me realise i was nonced by my 1st gf
grown balding man farting under the covers in his childhood bedroom
If I see this Banksy ponce I'm going to muller himTedious posh mong, no I don't want to see your stencil collection you boring gimp
>>202205821>274 replies
8-11blonde
>>202206503no its ai
>>202206395You're a rapist
>>202206514Now post the side facing montmartre runt
Need a woman with big tits and the face of a 12 year old
>>202205821This woman has given birth and raised children
*swipes right on 30 girls I find attractive and by accidn 1 I don't**Get a match, it's the 1*Drat
Any welderman in? Might try it
>>202206395Odd thing to post frankly
just don't want to have to deal with some mentally unstable horrible bitch just for the chance of maybe getting to put Penis inside
>>202206612this post is very strange
Always nice how easily I get on with customers. I'm just naturally charming. A social butterfly. I have the gift of the gab mate.
>>202206612Sending your IP to a noncehunter groupCheers
REAL INCEL HOURS
>>202206632>>202206637Oi oi, the thread police have arrived
>>202206641You are an abomination
>UK PM Keir Starmer to urge Biden to allow Ukraine's use of long-range missiles inside Russia
>>202206641Have you considered trying to post without this pathetic name attached
Why doesn't /brit/ respect it's Celtic heritage when most British DNA is pre-Saxon Celtic?It's what seperates us from Frenchies, Germans or Scandinavians
>>202206641More likely they just take pity on you, freak
>>202206677I did but people kept impersonating me and fucking up my lore.
>>202206605Yeah looks great mate
need one of those adult gfs with a pituitary problem
>>202206677how do you think he gets (You)s
>>202206142Black players were not allowed to play at the club until 1951, and Jews were not admitted until 1952
>>202206675Why are jews hell bent on global destruction?
A most rambunctious crowd here tonight.
>>202206538banksy is anything but boring. pic related is in Gaza
>>202206697absolutely bodied that freak
>>202206641You've mixed your normie bloke and retard spaz characters and now it's boring and you get no replies Walk away from the computer for half an hour and think about the choices you make
>>202206716post Greekettes
>>202206626that facial expression...did someone out of frame say something funny or shocking to him here? i cant tell
>>202206697that's not the right side sissy
>>202206630i can solder if that counts
Hate it when normies ask what films I'm into because I don't know what to say. They will never have heard of the films I like because I don't watch normie muck.My favourite films include Solaris, Hedgehog in the Fog and End of Evangelion.>>202206731Fuck up fatboy
Omg he’s actually messaged you and is about to ask you out! Can you imagine?
Reckon Russia will liberate us from Starmer
4chan posters kinda masochistic in a kink way, intentionally making posts that will provoke others into insulting and abusing them for their own pleasure
some of you are in desperate need of tummy kisses from moi
>>202206721Bugman runt you must be to find that tasteless daub interesting. Do you also watch anime? Grow up
>>202206794Hedgehog in the fog is just soviet winnie the pooh
>>202206803not masochistic at all cause it's not realif anything it's the opposite, it's intentionally crafting a post to make other people go into rage over the internet while you sit there smugly howling at the responses
>>202206803 I've mastered my inner self and thus can't be provoked
>>202206775Looks shit from every angle mate. Not sure what you want
>>202206721Israel deserves these beaches for all the hardships jews suffered over the past 2000 yearsthe Palestinians must return to other Arab countries (spoiler, they want want them)
>>202206749
>>202206826you're a grown man
>>202206857bodied that amphibian freak
>>202206872you don't know that for a fact
Mad how nips go to Paris and then kill themselves because its so shit
>>202206857What were they thinking
>>202206871AI generated image
>they want want them
>>202206871I love balkan women so muchabsolute sex
>>202206910
>>202206920Except you of courseNo one is sexing your crusty ass
UK stands side by side with Russia
>Fuck up fatboythis canadian is very good at mindraping him
What was the last big national disgrace in the UK
;_;https://youtu.be/7sX4K0JRIDM
i get fuck all (you)sbet no one (you)s this
Watching alien on the BBC They’ve found a weird alien on a planet and the science officer wants to take it home even though it attacked one of themIf they can make spaceships with Hollywood budgets then why don’t they make some for mining in space and that?
>>202206971huw
UK stands side by side with Israel
would be cool if you could have a pet womannot going to do it but it would be cool
>>202206955:(
>>202206971The Stockport riots of '24
>>202206974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJD8mpcGykE
>>202206974get the fifa on
>>202206994It's called marriage
>>202206984fiction mate
Cheating on my gf with a 16yo twink hehe
Bush is a british bandI like British Bushand I know I'm not alone
>>202206971When kettle chips changed their pack from 150g to 130g
>>202206971The flipping incident
>>202206971The whole thing innit
Sk8 mentioned
>>202206981I'm not going to (You) the posts I'm expected to (You) anymore.
>>202206990still amazing all that stuff happened and then later unrelated he gets outed as a mega nonce
>>202207041mental, I thought they were american
>>202207031never met her
>>202206971letting rapists go free to make room for boomers posting memes on twitter
>>202207066fantastic postI could never tell if this advert was brain dead or genius irony
>>202206845Not real during sex either so whatThat's why they call it "play"
>>202207032I know it’s fiction but if they can film fiction in space, why can’t they do things like mining in space?
>>202207066Screaning
>>202207066th-thanks
spaffen
alexa plot shrinkflation and obesity rates on a graph
Started misquoting people in my replies just to confuse nippas
Well guys I'll be having an early night today. Just going to wind down for a bit first.
mega melty happening on /cum/
>>202207116because it's filmed in the future
>>202207158you've been done
>>202207116it was a filmed on a set in america lad
>>202207158big wank for you my lad
list of countries scotland has defeated >rome>saxons>denmark>norway>england>france>germany x2>russia>native american tribes>africans>chinese>japanese>spaniards>irish>iraqis>turks>indians>malays>americans
>>202207158wind down a car window then jump out of it at 70mph please
>>202207158post arse and knickersAlso what colour is your bellend?
>>202207158You mean wind your dildo up so you can dilate, you abomination
coventry on the ropeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NKoFrb4ybw
how come cats dont fart but dogs and humans do
If people think the moon landing was faked, why don't they prove it by recreating the film using technology available at the time?
>>202207185love me the countries "saxons" and "chinese"
>>202207167stop winding him up you cunt. you're intentionally seeking him out.
>>202207066Why has this advert suddenly become mentionable again?
>>202207194yellow from sticking his knob in the aldi own brand butter
>>202207223usa government had secret advanced technology then, same as now
>>202207184>>202207187>>202207194>>202207197Damn you lot mean as hell dude
>>202207254tranny freak
>>202207271rent free
>>202207242dunno i just thought of it again like a week ago and started posting it
Going to be cold in the morning for my runtoil
>>202207184 >>202207187 >>202207194 >>202207197
would you rather have to do a catheter to pee for the rest of your life or a colostomy bag for life
>>202207158Yeah see you in literally one minute you terminally online no friend faggot retard
>>202207217put your ear closer to one and wait. i ended up bumming my cat when i did this
>>202207319sounds woke
haven't posted this in a whilehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Pv3V1m7_A
Not got toil until Monday too so get in there de lads
Does anyone have photos of the sacked tranny Would love to put a face to the name
Another night in bed without the toilfu in my arms
>>202207319probably colostomy bag weirdly, just due to frequency and also wank/shag hindrance
>>202207339kill yourself you man
>>202207367hooting
>>202207367
>>202207350
>>202207385Never have sex again or have this specimen be your sole sexual partner for the next 15 years?
>>202207412yodelling
>>202207385some dr seuss thing
Mmmmm she a devil She a bad little bitch she a rebelll
>>202207412lmao
big bowl of bol
>>202207463elton john's john
>>202207412Isn't that the girl from amelie
>>202205538>>202205538get it reused
defund the pensioners to give the NHS nurses their raise
>>202207463i made bolognese tonight toowhat recipe did you follow?i used the one with lots of butter
DO THE HASAN do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
>>202207385Screaming and howling and jumping up and down on my desk whilst firing off two pistols into the air at the mere notion this could be trueLooks like a cross between the grinch and a snapping turtle
>>202207506I have my own recipeThis is to freeze so I have it in a pinch as I'm expecting this winter to be particularly busy
>>202207463Isn't that the girl from amelie
bedtime me thinksor at least play video games on my phone while in bed :>
where'd everyone go
>>202207644>>202205514
