LOVELY FUCKING DEMOTIVATION edish
SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!!
3mmc shite4mmc is the proper muck
Commiemong been done twice by Seamus
I'm an incel freak but blacks are an instant left swipe. Just not attracted to them at all.
>>2022034283 months away, i'm still on time to get a gf this year
insidious great film
>>202203511same but I would consider one were I an incel
imagine how fucking mongy most drugs are named>meowmeow>angel dust>molly
just back from my night outpished all over the toilet seats lol
What the tennents tap sees when I stagger up to the bar for the 5th time in an hour
Will never have a gf me because I become infatuated with unavailable or uninterested women whilst constantly fumbling women into me
Listening to the Wolfe Tones
>>202203534That doesn't count. Would you fuck an ACTUAL black.
>>202203556saw that on twitterwas me earlier lol
>opened bumble>saw ive had a like>start swiping>black girl pops up>immediately swipe left without looking at her profile>missed matchffs why are black girls always trying to match me? don't they know i'm a rorke or does that turn them on
wish more irish people spoke gaelic
Holy fucking shit lads the Tarzan soundtrack is fucking incredible
Threw an Israel date at a Muslim earlierTake that terrorist scum
>>202203574can't resist big aryan cock
>>202203556scrombling
>>202203565yes
Love driving at night me
>>202203428you're all going to make it lads
>>202203565again, I would if I were desperate
>>202203624HES DONE IT AGAIN THE MADMAN
>>202203603SameBeautiful language with a long rich history, properly ancientAnd that's before I get into drunken ancestral larping
i wish i was a lebian with a fit lesbian gf but also wish i was the fit lesbian with a masc lesbian gf
London is the greatest city on earth
>>202203609Holy mother of God
>>202203565Yes
>>202203556ah yesgood ol tennents
was on train earlier and the intercom guy started speaking in tongues and I thought I was trippin Turns out I just got on the wrong train Ended up in Shrewsbury Fuck sake
>>202203603They still teach it in Irish schools right?
>>202203694fucks sake come over ladthats where i bloody live
>>202203640used to work night shift, loved the drive home, very serene
>>202203672Duality of woman
>>202203640Didn’t give you permission to post this video of me mate
>>202203712yes but from what i understand it's duolingo tier and they forget it all the second they pass the exam
speak garlic, me
>>202203747nice one redditlad
Been thinking of past traumas and how it’s shaped who I am (not in like a whole way but just trying to understand myself) and made me think of the time when I was about 9/10 or something and someone at our rugby club was selling helly hansen base layers / thermals whatever people call them these days and I didn’t even want one but my dad was drawn in and after training we went to the changing rooms to try them on and at this point I was already incredibly self conscious of my size and weight, grew up council af so the piss take was incessant, anyway it’s time to try these thermals on and I’m already feeling like I’m going to cry and like my hearts sinking so I take my shirt off and my dad (northern boomer) goes fuckinell he’s got bigger tits than me and everyone in the room laughed there were loads too other people in the team and other parents and shit wonder if it was worth it dad cheers for that I’m 26 now and I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve taken my shirt off in front of another person cheers dad on the rare occasion that I’ve shagged I kept my shirt on nice one dad I hope the laughs were worth it. Literally and figuratively traumatised me and that moment haunts me to this day
yapping
u will never ever stop me from sneeding
the watchhttps://youtu.be/SVVXQntdsdQ
>>202203678True. Is Paris worth a visit? I've been putting it off till I get a gf.
curious what lesbians get up towho gets to squirt the semen, so to speak
gfberg actually mad for this dick ladsmental
5 hours into my first booze free weekend in about 5 years and I might as well go to fucking bed
>>202203773Grow a pair you soft cuntNo not there moobzilla
>>202203773alri fatty
Would be willing to spend about 10K on a log of Barron Trump's poo. I'd display it in a vacuum sealed bag beside a wall pictures of him and I'd sit there staring at it every night and wanking furiously.
>>202203795Oh you got a gf? CongratsParis is alright if you stay in the nice places
>>202203795Yeah. It's better than London
>>202203815God speed, lad.Never stop fighting.
>>202203798Same as any relationship. One takes it, then over gives it
>>202203816>>2022038225’8 66kg visible abs 1/2/3/4
>>202203815It really is shite, isn't it. Thinking of getting a THC vape to see if that is a good replacement for the cans.
>>202203795Shithole mateBeen once for two days so you can trust me and everything I say
>>202203867
>>202203694How is the big Shrew this time of year?
Time for a biiiiiiiiig wank
>>202203855what is there to take and to give in a lesbean relationship
I'm starting to argue with my boss more and more.
>>202203815Being sobers pretty grim ayeBoring afMight as well sit in front of the fire reading Shakespeare and sipping on ribena
my gf is nigerian she's very quiet and shy
On the fucking tinnies mate Non alcoholic innit
>>202203909
Cockbergs been on a mad one today. 3 wanks and I’ve only just got into bed. Normally have one before I drift off but not sure it’s needed desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ6Ence41ggthe tune, as it were
>>202203869Bollocks, post body
>>202203574they love raceplay
>>202203911Figure it out mong
>>202203795No not really. Basically just a worse London.
mad how there's nothing else quite like rage against the machine
>>202203911Domestic abuse usually
>>202203640https://youtu.be/h7qTI6Njp9g?si=u9LIlLkbLVDMEvnL
>>202203929enjoy having 2 part time jobs, so I can tell my bosses to fuck off and it doesn't matter too much if I get sacked
>>202203894cold as fuck and looks like the 3rd world only with more trees
>>202203967wouldnt know because i havent got atuppence so fuck off
>>202203953Great tune for being eccied out my head at a rave. Not so great to sit here and listen to.
>>202203977What about the Beastie Boys
is this true chat?
why are bosses such cunts? does that position just attract assholes who love to control other people?
>>202204024nah that ain't it chief
i've been a wild rover for manys a yeari've spent all me money on whiskey and beer
Listening to my foul incel music in my festering incel bed located within my disgusting smelly incel bedroom passing through my rotting incel life
>>202203994
bloody 7.15 in the morning and the missus' mate has popped ini'm in my dressing gown and in my office /brit/posting bugger off
booking better help appointments and just wanking in them
>>202204021not for you then quite frankly lad x
>>202204036Virgin cope
>>202204036Wow I’m such a failure
oop, nevermind she's gone as quickly as she arrived
>>202204058Tell the cunt it’s quarter past ten at night and I’m trying to sleep
>>202203830Yeah its only early days not ready for an overseas trip yet though. And now im thinking maybe id be better off going to Paris as a single man. Do some shagging. For future reference how do I tell which are the nice parts?>>202203832Find that difficult to believe. London is the greatest city in the world. >>202203876You have a sarcastic tone and I don't trust /brit/. Mongs on here told me London is hell but its a brilliant city.
>>202204097keep us updated ladpost man been yet?brushed your teeth?
Might have a negroni. Might have two.
>>202204036Stock price of women went upStock price of women went downWomen living off dividends from having a very beefy portfolio
fuckin love whisky meuisge bheatha - the water of lifelove getting pissed
>>202204012maybe it will grow on you if you stay for the weekend
>>202204042It isn't what?Why are you calling me chief?
>>202204107There's no bad parts inside of Paris
the money got different
asked for a negroni in the hotel i was staying in once and they had no idea what i was talking aboutlet me tell you i got out of there fastvile place
get the drinks pouredget them necked
>>202204152beastie boys sound nothing like ratm, chief
>>202204174Cuz how I’m spending
>>202204196Don't really know what one is myselfBit of a disgusting sounding name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwP8YxmIgEanother bangre for you lids
The shivnarine scranderpaul(Chopped up battered sausage in a pork Chinese curry)
>>202204196Maaate I was at the bar two days ago for some day drinking with a mate at 2pm at some bar I've never been to and I asked the lad for a negroni and he said he didn't do themtwat can't put three liquors in a glass with ice and a slice of orange
>>202204231How so
>>202204231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7bHCkn4oYcheck it
>>202204272so it doesn't actually have black people in it then
>London is the greatest city in the world.
Lads, we're all going to make itWe'll have the cans, a nice Sadhbh to bring you the cans and most importantly, we'll have the cans.
>>202204107>Do some shagging.NTA but you might reconsider after interacting with french women
>>202204334slainte mo chara
>>202204231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf1YF_MH1xc
>>202204356it's so easy to shag in paris what are you on
>>202203795it is a very beautiful city in terms of design/architecture the inhabitants however.......sadly they are french
GUESS YOU'D EXPECT TO CATCH THE CREW RHYMING
Imagine going to the bar and asking for some weird fucking culture locked cocktail man grow up and get a vodka coke
Who wants a hug?*gives you a hug*:)
not bad for plane slop desu
>>202204386>>202204319nah that ain't it chiefs>>202204288they're just different sounds
Your whole family are to be executed
>>202203966They do seem to because this has happened more times than I care to count and I dont live in an area with many blacks. Bumble tries to force a load of woke nonsense on you and I don't have any of that rubbish. In fact my bio says "I'm not into causes, I follow politics but don't like any of what's on offer and as a general rule I don't trust the government. No tattoos or children."
>>202204433for me it's a pint of tennents
>>202204113good lad will doabout to brush my teeth momentarily
>>202204391Explain how
wtf we have two French posters?
>>202204450HOLY INCEL BATMAN
>>202204468What do you meanlike in every big city just go outsideare you from Paris even
Stopped hearing about kursk and the Ukrainian offensive in the news lately huh?what happened?
Just entered the thread, so I won't be able to get any of the references
I believe in the looming great Redcar Renaissance Might buy a property there
I submit to Warlord Kamala
>>202204497Why don't you mind your own fucking business okay rorke??
ligma
>>202204497Ukrainians looted a supermarket and went back. They enjoyed their time in the first world
>>202204497Ukraine won years agothey just keep up the charade for donations and keeping the big bad enemy of russia
>>202204157Kinda a small area to limit myself. And i'd want to go to Versailles. >>202204356I love French women.
>>202204492>like in every big cityTroll
>>202203428What if I found a girlfriend earlier in the year but lost her
mad how obsessed the 'f is with mecould do anything with her
don't care about asiatic slav mongrels fighting over medieval tier villages on the steppe
russia actually collapsed in 2023 and split into several smaller states but they won't tell you this on the main stream media
>>202204561You can visit Versailles even that little town where there's Pablo Picasso's house or something but Paris there's enough things to do for a week or more>>202204567Tell me how shagging in Paris is any different than London, Berlin
Dressing as an Armitage Shanks and going to an all girl primary school
>>202204489Whats wrong with having an honest bio?
Pablo PissAsso
Anyone coming football tomorrow?
>>202204590But one of them is free and democratic, rorke. Open a history book for once ffs
>>202204450Oh my Christ mateYou're meant to reveal this thing by degrees
>>202204633bio only serves to hurt youbest to stay mysterious
>>202204643Nah
Thinking about the time I got kicked out of a club because I kept ordering a Diet Coke and two shots of house whiskey instead of a double whiskey and coke because it was cheaper.Doesn’t seem fair in hindsight but I was just a young drunk lad and didn’t stand up for myself
>>202204643the prem is so soulless it's unbelievable
What happened to /eire/
>>202204559Was that before or after Russia yoinked Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk and Zaporizhzhia, disabled All of Ukraines energy infrastructure and completely emptied the entire country of ukranian males
by the end of next month the sun will be setting by half 4
>>202204681You can be mysterious while still having something appealing
gonna do a big goon sesh tonight lads
psychiatry has a massive inferiority complex towards the rest of the medical field
>>202204689Did you stir it with your finger
I don’t trust people with social media me
>>202204697famine
>"I'm not into causes, I follow politics but don't like any of what's on offer and as a general rule I don't trust the government. >No tattoos or children."
>>202204689they don't like you mixing your own drinks at the bar
>>202204718Are you saying the sun will set on the British Empire?
>>202204696Beats going to fucking Yeovil on miserable Tuesday night tbqh
hmmmight just troon out desu
>>202204689No point standing up for yourself in that situation, that's just an unreasonable thing to be kicked out for. Their fault for having a retarded pricing system. Would just go to a different club myself.
>>202204707>Luhansk We say Lugansk here, chud
Clocks go back this weekend
>>202204707before I think
>using an app (((algo))) to select your potential mate, wife or even just sexual partnerMight as well paint a giant star of david on your forehead and go volunteer for your local synagogue and maybe run errands for the rabbi on a shabbat.
>>202204725No just tipped them in left the shot glasses and walked off with my drink
>>202204750I'm Scottish Don't care about the lower tiers of the EFL either
>>202204771When do you go back?
>>202204485we always have its just rare they post at the same time>>202204601Looking forward to visiting. If its anything like London then it would take years to properly explore it.
>>202204771where are they sending them?
>>202204720to some absolute filth?
>>202204771BACK 2 1940 WHEN THIS COUNTRY STILL HAD SOME BOLLOCKS!!!
Don't respect anyone who has sex outside of marriage. Men or female. Disgusting imoral and gross
any deadpan voice haver in
poo steaming
>>202204824Yeah it's called autism mate
>>202204750No it doesn't. Lower league football Isis based
>>202204821nice one- baz, 47, ashford (kent)
noticed a distinct lack of bradleys tonight
>>202204824I tried to fix it once and I sounded like a newsreader so I just don't bother now
>>202204847>Isis basedGCHQ, this one
>Isis based
>>202204808If anything don't take accommodation in south paris (13 to 15 arrondissement). There's way less to do there, it's really secluded transportation wise and it's just residential and boring. Aim for center left like the 4th arrondissement, the 11th
>>202204837I don't have a deadpan voice myself, just to be clear
>>202204811Send them back where they come fromBreggsit means breggsit
that speed fella freaks me the fuck out proper animalistic mannerisms
>>202204881won't be going to your shite city mate
>>202204719you veer into bragging territory which works against youI mean, oh i enjoy long walks on the beach and heckin doggos, maybe that is okay
>>202204457:)>The Morgan family came to some prominence in Wales during the 17th century. Born in Llandaff, Glamorgan County in 1616, Miles Morgan was the son of lawyer and politician William Morgan, who would be elected a Member of Parliament in 1628. At the age of 20, Miles sailed for America, along with his brothers, John and James, seeking new opportunities in the New World. Arriving in April 1636, he landed in the Massachusetts Bay Colony. >Members of the family amassed an immense fortune over the generations, primarily through the work of Junius Spencer (J.S.) Morgan (1813–1890) and John Pierpont (J. P.) Morgan Sr. (1837–1913).
>>202204881Wrap your arse arrondissement cock
>>202204873There’s a Chinese fella on YouTube that popped up on my recommended once and he does marketing or presenting or something and he actually has some decent advice for not talking like a mong. I’d try and find it and link it but you likely don’t give a shit
>>202204676Sick of having my time wasted by bints. >>202204681I don't bother with a bio on tinder but on bumble my profile looks threadbare without it.
mad how isis pretty much just appeared and completely aligned itself with israeli and american interests
If 18-25 year old caucasian female poo and 18-25 year old caucasian twink poo were monitised it would save this nation's economy.
the 7/7 bombers were nice people apparentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yY0no5NV6E
black and brown birds are vile
>>202204965>aligned itself with israeli and american interestsWhat by proving that arab muslims are bloodthirsty savages?
>>202204965OY VEY DELETE THIS
>>202204824Yes my name is maximus autisticus spergamus the emotionally and socially vacant
ALICEDON'T GIVE IT AWAY
>>202204987pretty sure that is 75% of our gdp already
Love her so fucking much it’s unreal My heart yearns to be her one time lover on a warm summers eve in 1985
>>202204745no because as you well know Australia is upside down so its going into summer and longer days
>>202203428i got a gf this year :)
>>202204950absolutely right anon, good instincts
>>202205000no, by mainly limiting themselves to attacking the syrian state
Watching the chaser bloopers on YouTube
>>202204987>caucasainso georgian, chechen, ossetian, dagestani, inguish, azeri, abkhazian poo?
>>202204742Whats wrong with that? Sometimes I can't tell from the pictures if a woman has tattoos or children. And at this point who does trust the government?
business idea: marathon but you only have to run the anogenital distance of your favourite OF creator
>>202205044Yeah weird how the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria did that
>>202205059Yes, so long as they are not complete durka durkas.
Never had a girlfriend in my life and it this point it would be too embarrassing so I’ve accepted my fate of dying alone
>>202205067The government saved your ass during covid
still giggling at this
>>202205035How
business idea: sell the cans to /brit/The lovely, lovely cans
Imagine being a fucking samurai in like 1580 or some shit and having to completely destroy your own clan because you accidentally didn’t spot an army marching through the edge of your territories in the middle of night or some nonsenseAbsolutely mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE
>>202205074That's not their actual name, npc cunt
>>202205074yet their ranks were filled with international volunteers. They could have sprung up anywhere.
any real ass chavs that grew up on a chavvy estate in
>>202205124mad jap bastards
>>202205092how old are you lad
Wonder what Assad is up to these days
>>20220514738
>>20220514731
>>202205026There is something super Nostalgic about the 80s and 90sWish I could take a time machine and go back, people generally seemed happier back then.
>>202205161Finna straight vibing
having a gf isnt much having a young bird you can shag is everything
>>202204881thanks, ive taken note of that. what is the best transport? obviously walking but is there an underground like London? and what are the buses like?
>>202205137>They could have sprung up anywhere.Any organised state and military would have eliminated them before they could ariseHence why they arose in the anarchic, fundamentalist border region of Iraq and Syria, both of whom were in civil wars
>>202204927>it was the welsh all along
cancelling my disney plus account solely because of how much I fucking despise their Kardashian adverts. it's bad enough that those mongs have any wealth or popularity at all, the last thing I need is to have them shoved down my throat while I'm watching Classic Simpsons.
A chubby girl burped in my face when I was 15 and to this day it is the most erotic and exiting experience I have ever experienced in my life.
>>202205161Killing mossad terrorists, just being based as usual
>>202205164>>202205169grim>>202205186thisgfs are just irritating
>>202205187Of course there's an undergroud lad lol. Check out the map online. Personally I never use the buses because it's slower but they basically cover what's not covered by the metro
watching the David Irving episode of Hardtalk because Youtube kept recommending it to me
>>202205137>yet their ranks were filled with international volunteers.In what proportion?Obviously they made headlines, doesn't necessarily mean the ranks were "filled" with them
>>202205139Canslad lives in one, ladWhat do you want to know?
>>202205164>>202205168>Posting on 4chan above 25
>>202205217isn't paris full of arabs and africans
I can smell your cunt
>>202204965>>202204991https://news.sky.com/story/questions-over-7-7-bombers-trip-to-israel-10353585Mental how they memholed this
>>202205208Genuinely grimt. Incel
Hamas and the Papas: Hotel Gaza
>>202205186Young lads want a gf because they want a young lass they can shag. It's the same thing most of the time.
>>202205101Not mine. I didn't take the vaccine and I didnt support lock downs or follow the rules.
I hold the keys to /brit/
>>202205233My street is all white
Going to write the greatest science fiction novel of all time me It is my destiny
>>202205233Balkan pickpockets too
>>202205205Would love Kim Kardashians pooey undies shoved down my throat
surely life in this country cant get any worse
>>202205277aye it can
>Reading /brit/>Mossad>Browsing houseplants online>Moss adI’m getting targeted ads because of you guys
sick of how easy it is to pull if you go up to the bar and you're tallconsidering the rope
Oh fuck off please just fucking kill me
scranulated a cornish pasty just
>>202205277Least you're not brown and live in india
What I do to women who refuse to have sex with me.
>>202205298up against it as a 5'9 lad meleast i am handsome and have good craic landed me a few pulls off decent looking women
Smoking a swisher
this was a good Banksy
Suck my big White arsehole
>>202204405remarkable post
>>202205347Shoot yourself
>>202205259Not hard to do considering they're all shit
>>202205217The buses are good in London, they are cheap and efficient and you get to see the city without paying for the tourist buses. I'll have a look at the metro, the Underground is great and very convenient. Would it be a bad idea for me to bring my car to Paris? London is a bit anti-car and I hear European cities are very against cars now.
>>202205329fucking hell lad i'm 5'11 AND wearing thick shoes but most girls tower over me in their heels in the bar it's overi don't know how you can do it
I'm not the caretaker of your faggot useless zoomies, fuck off
>>202205348
>>202205277Mate the next 4-5 years are going to be an absolute nanny-state shitfest
>>202205391where do you live?most women i meet are up to my eyes or shoulder in heelslove tall women though, genuinely a fetish of mine
Always makes me anxious when I see a young pretty barmaid Not anxious myself, anxious on her behalf.Imagine how many creeps they have to deal with per shift
the fabled poowank
>>202205435Women are people too
>>202205385Do not bring your car here. Impossible to park and just drive. More convenient to travel around on those lyme electric bikes
>>202205430tism
Straight drop
>>202205473stop it D
>>202205380lmirl
>>202205473STOP IT Dmmmhmmm
>>202205430this is in the central london bar scenetends to be where the put together finance middle aged men lingerI don't even get looked at because everyone is so tallI also like tall women but I have no chance
>>202205391lol im 5'6
pissing out me arse
>>202201185>>202201185
>>202205412all part of the prank Banksy pulls on us. he knew this would happen
>>202205514
>>202205124Not sure if that was a regular event but at least you got to shag loads of Jap puss
>>202205460I dont trust those bikes. Not really confident on bicycles and roads are too dangerous for cycling. Wonder how much the train costs. Don't like flying, me.
