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I'm going to pull out a pew pew and grape you in the mouth until you unalive
>>202212790thank yoh
>I'll go later in the evening, when there's more people at the bar>happy hour ended at 6, prices doubled and theres still fucking nobody at the bar>one cocktail and garlic fries was $26 after tipgod I fucking hate this city
>drinking
>>202212800retard speak aside (imagine having that read out in cour and you lose - being that guy), i dont think it would hold up to want someone punished for making a general statement about killing you saying it out into the open at no one on an anonymous imageboard. im not a lawyer
i'm thinking about gooning...
>>202212815haharetard!!
almost just 3k pure ess left to mine
how long do you think it is before someone asks AI to plan out a murder and they use that as evidence
hey look ma, i posted it again!!!! xD
/cum/ better start bump'n otherwise Im saving my booze for tomorrow
>>202212790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eo6UpHmEuE
save your booze for tomorrowthen the day afterthen the day afterthen the day after
>wake up late>go eat a big ol breakfast>come home>lay down>fall asleep for 6 hours>wake up>wtf slept all day damn
ermi must become un-disqueaked
>>202212883it always goes cold on friday night
decided not to goon... but now i don't know what to do...
>>202212922noog
life aint shit but a fat vagina
Bros help I think I'm in love with an anime girl what do I do?
>>202212918I know theres no normies in /cum///what gives?
>>202212922Think about me instead
>>202212948who
fat is the monke banging his fists on the table going: "where [thing i want]?"
>>202212950>theres no normies in /cum/anon, i...
202212970
They throwin' dirt on my old nameOnly gets worse when you know thingsYou don't see the perks of this whole thingBut you get real on a pill and I like itYou just like my sidekick, I just wanna ride, fulfill all your desiresKeep you in the front, never in the back and never on the side, uh(Yeah)You a real ass woman and I like itI don't wanna fight it
>>202212971spinner was the last normgroid we had, we're all tapped out now
cant believe 9/11 was on friday the 13th this year
>>202212958I don't want to say...
/cum/ is normalfag and wannabe normalfag central
>>202212948dedicate your favorite water bottle to her. when you goon in it, save it until you reach the top of the bottle, then burn it as a sacrificial offering.
>>202212979it's facebook retard
and when i lock the captured fruit flies in jars, ill douse them with chemical pheromones, then, when they dont have sex, give them ethanol (if they dont have sex they seek out alcohol)
>>202212992yet you have no friends or social life. care to explain?
went to the art museum todaymy big takeaway was that being rich must be nice
i don't see how kamala wins without cheating
>>202213008kill yourself normalfaggot
Fruit flies, specifically Drosophila melanogaster, use several chemicals as pheromones to communicate and attract mates. Some of the key pheromones include:cis-Vaccenyl Acetate (cVA): This is a major male pheromone that plays a crucial role in mating behavior. It is transferred to females during mating and can influence the behavior of other males1.7,11-Heptacosadiene (7,11-HD): This is a female-specific pheromone that attracts males and is important for initiating courtship1.9-Tricosene: This compound is found on the cuticle of both male and female fruit flies and is involved in sexual communication2.These pheromones are detected by the sensory receptors of other fruit flies, triggering various behaviors related to mating and social interactions.If you have more questions about fruit flies or pheromones, feel free to ask!(1 is a wordpress site) 0these influence the olfactory of fruit flies!
>>202212998my point still stands
>>202213023Why are you so hostile?
SOOOOOOOOOOO-EY
>humans have their own (pheromones for them are not found in humans) >such as... BLOOD, and CREATINE
Just smoked a really fatty joint, will now inflict my bad posts on /cum/mers
copilot is my friend unlike you all...yesterday i said "thank you" and in the following messages to my questions it gave me a smiley emoji
>Just smoked a really fatty joint
Cleetus McFetus
>>202213094I knew you would post this
my tummy hurts ;_;
bout to blaze up
now watch me whipnow watch me nae nae
actually never mind, I ripped about 6 farts just now and I feel better
>>202213118nice
Got covered in jet fuel today
>>202213086>>202213118jealous
>>202213150good thing nobody was ripping a heater nearby
>>202213150did you wash yourself with formaldehyde
>>202213151I was going to inflict bad posts but I can't think of any now may have been a waste >>202213157LOL!
i took a big dookie
I moved to the United States and fucking lol health insurance here is insane. I actually can't believe how retarded the American healthcare system is.
If I were an irradiated giant aquatic lizard the size of a skyscraper, I would not attack the city with no food that is shooting lots of missiles and lasers at me.
>>202213169you can try to make good ones instead ^.^
>>202213166yes i am that anonno i don't batheever
>>202213128good post
>>202213190you first
>>202213200oksec
>>202213176no you didn't
Obama Prism
>>202213204Goddamn it man I just moved here 4 days ago, I don't have an internet/phone plan yet so I'm using my Canadian mobile hotspot
>>202213219get a job that provides your healthcare. only poorfags don't get that
There are no documented instances of Canada committing war crimes against America. The concept of war crimes typically involves severe violations of the laws of war, such as targeting civilians, committing genocide, or using prohibited weapons. Historically, Canada and the United States have been allies, particularly during major conflicts like World War I, World War II, and the Cold War.
>>202213222My job provides my healthcare insurance. But the medical plan is $193/paycheck for full coverage
Canada has been involved in several conflicts where actions taken by its military have been scrutinized. However, there are no widely recognized instances of Canada committing war crimes against America. Here are some notable historical contexts where Canadian forces have been involved in controversial actions:World War I: Canadian soldiers were known for their fierce combat tactics, and there have been allegations of harsh treatment of German prisoners1.World War II: During the Battle of Normandy in June 1944, Canadian soldiers were involved in intense combat, and there were instances where German prisoners were executed by Canadian forces2.Battle of Hong Kong: In 1941, Canadian soldiers were sent to defend Hong Kong against Japanese forces. The mission ended in tragedy, with many soldiers killed or taken prisoner. The treatment of Canadian prisoners by the Japanese was brutal, leading to significant suffering3.These instances highlight the complexities and harsh realities of waroy vey
Got my dick sucked and I was thinking about youI was fucking on a slut and I was thinking about youWhen you fucking on that nigga, hope you thinking about meWhen you laying with that nigga, hope you thinking about me'Cause I'm thinking about youGo'n fuck that nigga, get it over withGo'n fuck that nigga, get it over with
>>202213238is 193 a lot to you?
they have health insurance in canada?
>>202213271>Got my dick sucked and I was thinking about youthats gay
>>202213273No, but it's crazy that I'm paying $4.5K a year in health insurance.
I might only have to mow the yard once again this year
>>202213296thats so cooldo you like doing that
for Australians, kangaroo court is just regular court thats also upside down from our perspective
>>202213291are you sickly? why do you need full coverage?anyways 4.5k a year is a lot if you're making like 60k but why would you move for that
>>202213274We have health insurance for dental, vision, and pharmaceuticals - not for general practitioners or specialists.
>>202213329No, I make way more than $60K - but going from a "I don't pay for general healthcare" to "pay $5K for an individual healthcare plan" and also seeing that family plans cost $15K/year is kinda insane.
>copilot>"just looking for your thoughts" - autofinish (TAB) puts: "and feelings" DUNDUNDUN
i understand how it would be used, or if you want to say its a tool it can use thats fine too, but also relating to how copilot/AI summaries on movie plots is somehow "different" to humans doing it (even though i knew), it just seems a little weird for a computer to be telling me (its) "[my] favorite scene is ..."
>>202213342did you not bother to do the math on whatever the tax difference and salary difference is before moving between countries
>>202213380Bro I make more than enough, this is psychological shock not actual concern over my financial situation.
took a dump and now my tummy doesnt hurt anymore
>toil all week>barely have any time for myself when I get home before I have to go to bed>thats ok, I'll make my day off count>wasted the entire day
>>202213383yeah well if you're a real G you won't pay health insurance, you'll invest that extra money until you turn like 35 or summin
bross i NEED to drink another sports drink
blucozade
>>202213432is based
yesterday i was talking with my family and i apparently referred to myself in the third person one time during our discussion but i swear i didn't
>>202213432the sports drinks and energy drinks makes the same color green as blue lucozade and energy drinks
Elder says dark liquor brings out the Indian in him
ayo this nibba be losing his mind and talmbout hisself in da third person!
>>202212790I for one love moe shit. Fuck the last OP
QRISK®3 is an updated version of the QRISK®2 risk calculator. It considers additional risk factors such as chronic kidney disease (stage 3 or above), migraine, corticosteroid use, systemic lupus erythematosus, atypical antipsychotics use, severe mental illness, erectile dysfunction, and a measure of systolic blood pressure variabilitywtf
i wonder if it is because of the viagra being used to treat heart conditions and vice-versa
>>202213482
The ASSIGN cardiovascular risk assessment calculator is tailored to the Scottish population and uses factors such as age, sex, smoking, systolic blood pressure, lipid profile, family history of premature CVD, diabetes mellitus, rheumatoid arthritis, and social deprivation to estimate cardiovascular riskhaha this is literally me
>202213507Bob Jiedn
>>202213477oy vey I mean that's not on brand at all
>>202213157You could be standing in a puddle of it and toss a match in and it wouldn’t ignite, jet fuel had an extremely high flash point, it just made me smell like fuel all day>>202213166Nah just dove
>>202213553haha
>>202213553this nigga fat as FUCK
what helped me begin studying today was putting the tab for it next to the 4chan tab, not that i opened up a book. im just browsing... i need to go through all the things that ive covered with this new resource, and be happy that i didnt go into the next thing without this new resource even though much too long passed between then and now
>>202213553keep that kitty away from the haitians!
>>202213570just like you :DDDD
>>202213553LOOOOOOOL
amd doing my GAMING at daytime has been way slower than it at night i didnt watch any YT videos but played more than one song
>>202213605Im underweight ackshually
im watching pearl harbor
>>202213627wtf do something then
You thought I was feelin' you? (Nah)That nigga a munchNigga a eater, he ate it for lunchBitch, I'm a baddie, I get what I want, likeYou thought I was feelin’ you? (Nah, thought I was feelin' you?)That nigga a munchNigga a eater, he ate it for lunchBitch, I'm a baddie, I get what I want, like (Get what I want, like)
I'm eating gnocchis with cheese and kimchi
>>202213645Gnobody cares gnigga
10 minutes past 0500
bitches love my mustache
>>202213668Shut the FUCK up and GO AWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoVqOaRpQXI
>>202213672bend that ass overlet that coochi brease
>>202212877im not usually atracted to girls but shes pretty...
lol why is there 30 secons of silence and into a chorus in a song just because you couldnt think of more words
I’m addicted to being a dickheadTell a girl anything just to get headI’m a fucking prickShut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick
I’m addicted to being a dickhead (swag) Tell a girl anything just to get head (head) I’m a fucking prick (swag) Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick (dick)
cumpies
The author is clearing about $300 a day from this book
I like apple pie and slavery
>>202213755grim
>>202213761are you a black mammy cause they love that shit too
>>202213755because its selling the future
>>202213771makes me want to get into women's fiction that shit sounds like a goldmine
>>202213779I remember the romance collections in google play books from a decade ago. shit was comical
imagine if we had notepad with the automatic spellcheck/grammar built as kids before everyone had mics would of been rome
>>202213772call me auntie tom sugah
I bought a foldable bike
i want this for my next ta2
our generation was the hard times generation after - who realized they could ask for shit - were all the gays and trans we said "when we are adults" - they say "we start now" :c but we had the hard times
no one gives a shit about the UK doe
sleepy
of all the colonies in the world - Britans were the best. they turned out the best, as opposed to the rest - those were all shit. then, those colony-countries joined up and made the EU; we left, they cried, because our colonies were the best. we are better than all of those other countries and thats why they seethe. were the best out of all of them
>>202213837you sheepy or shleepy?
42 hidden posts, i can only imagine what useless babble they contain
>>202213861very shleepy
>>202213863I autohide the bong posts so I don't even know he's here
Spain is one of the welfare countries of the EU despite UK tourism and having a share of the remaining 13% or so of the worlds opium trade France is literally just black people
>>202213866go to shleep, baby boy
Why is there 2 threads
Spain gets welfare from the EU legion state
>>202213882only 2? we should make another
>>202213882the other one is for gaylords
>>202213876its only 9:30my friday night is completely wasted
the UK is a tiny little island and more important than Germany
>>202213893>wasteddid you drink?
>>202213902of course not, this place is dead
and Spain
Tis what it's
the government blew up the ocean pipeline. OUR government
goodnight retards and niggers, I must wagie again tomorrow
>>202213893clubs close at 2am retard, go get yourself a drunk fiona to match your shrexican ass
im getting a sports drink
>>202213944IM white thoughever, and I dont know where the clubs are
I'm cripplingly shy even online
>>202213959shake that ass biiitch
My mom said she’s disappointed in me because I’ve given up on life
oh no, my tummy hurts again
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WwTPwWL6N7Y
>>202213972What do you think about that >>202213981Too much snacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch/WwTPwWL6N7YwWwW
For me it's plotinus
>>202213953where do you live dumb nigga, i'll hold your hand through the process if you promise to actually go out
yep, its food poisoning againfucking garlic fries
>>202214022Foid has diarrhea
I thought I was going to drink tonight, but I've already brushed my teeth.
>>202214030Im not spinster
>>202214035fat demoralization post
god dammit my roommate is either taking a shower or on the shitter I REFUSE to sit down on the crapper right after someone used it
Wimbledon not EUledonour tennis the best
>>202214030obsessed >>202214045obsessed
>>202214052place tp on the seat. at least that is what i would do
put*
what the fuck
>>202214052i like the warmth of the seat after it's been recently sat on thoughbeit
>>202213988I think it sucks
>>202214140Well don't give up on life then
For me it's daemons, djinn, and neutral angels
>caring about a foid's opinionngmi
there's a foid in /cum/?
poet Dante (in inferno) says that people who are neither good nor evil still go to hell and that sort of fits with the catholic law - where you need to be forgiven by god to be granted the eternal life, and then come back on judgement day
where god wins and the earth becomes the eternal kingdom of good
rainfall white noise is so comfy
it wasnt all liquid but it certainly wasnt solidwhat in christ's name fucked me up this bad
>>202214205eat an orange peel the protein (it is very protein rich) cant be digested, so it will be easier on your intestines, leeching less water (there are two types of protein). im not a doctor, and this isnt medical adviceim just telling people to eat orange peels this week its also good for the immune system
>>202214163yeah me
>>202214172>people who are neither good nor evilThis is called "acedia" or "spiritual sloth". The NPC. Someone who doesn't care about spiritual things at all.
budssss
stop replying to ratpedo
>>202214242wow thats sad but god still made them (to be atheists) - or, before they were born they got to choose. and they can be forgiven in the afterlife if it turns out to be real
smashing my cheekbones
>>202214248fat demoralization post>>202214250samefag kys
2When one says: "I promise to bring a meal offering [baked] on a flat frying-pan," and he brings one [baked] in a deep frying-pan4 or he promised to bring one [baked] in a deep frying-pan and brought one [baked] on a flat frying-pan, [the sacrifice] he brought is acceptable, but he did not fulfill his obligation.5If he said: "I will bring these6 [baked] in a deep frying-pan and brings them [baked] on a flat frying-pan or promised to bring it [baked] on a flat frying-pan and brought it [baked] in a deep frying-pan," [the sacrifice] is unacceptable.7 Similar laws apply in all analogous situations.Similarly, if a person says: "I promise to bring two esronim in one vessel and he brings them in two vessels" or "...in two vessels" and he brings them in one vessel, [the sacrifice] he brought is acceptable, but he did not fulfill his obligation. [The rationale8is that Deuteronomy 23:24] states: "As you vowed to G‑d."9בהָאוֹמֵר הֲרֵי עָלַי בְּמַחֲבַת וְהֵבִיא בְּמַרְחֶשֶׁת. בְּמַרְחֶשֶׁת וְהֵבִיא בְּמַחֲבַת. מַה שֶּׁהֵבִיא הֵבִיא וִידֵי חוֹבָתוֹ לֹא יָצָא. וְאִם אָמַר זוֹ לְהָבִיא בְּמַרְחֶשֶׁת וֶהֱבִיאָהּ בְּמַחֲבַת. אוֹ בְּמַחֲבַת וֶהֱבִיאָהּ בְּמַרְחֶשֶׁת. הֲרֵי זוֹ פְּסוּלָה. וְכֵן כָּל כַּיּוֹצֵא בָּזֶה. וְכֵן הָאוֹמֵר הֲרֵי עָלַי שְׁנֵי עֶשְׂרוֹנוֹת לַהֲבִיאָן בִּכְלִי אֶחָד וֶהֱבִיאָן בִּשְׁנֵי כֵּלִים. בִּשְׁנֵי כֵּלִים וֶהֱבִיאָן בִּכְלִי אֶחָד. מַה שֶּׁהֵבִיא הֵבִיא וִידֵי חוֹבָתוֹ לֹא יָצָא. שֶׁנֶּאֱמַר (דברים כג כד) "כַּאֲשֶׁר נָדַרְתָּ לַה'":
>>202214264fatKING got you by the balls
>>202213779Remember that 50 Shades of Grey was originally Twilight fanfiction, and she just changed the names. Women have no standards for writing, they want slop.
>>202214144It’s hard
>>202214292he wants to control you
>>202214307Why?Make incremental progress
baby steps bro
>>202214309fatLEGEND controls space in your peon mind rent free
>>202214297they want porno slop
insane how handsome i was as kid4 years old me mogs me to oblivion
>>202214297i still laugh at the opening scenes of 50 shades. such a comical and silly movie.
bizarre post
i drank my sports drink
Drinking milk while the coffee brews.
>Teacher admits to STATUTORY R*PE on a 16 year old boy, reportedly leaving claw marks on his back...niiiiiiiice
should've been me
wow her face is so symmetrical
>>202214360I'm still ugly, but I've been consistently the same ugliness. My face hasn't aged like crazy. My face hasn't thinned from the natural fat loss that happens with age, etc. Can't fix ugly though.
>>202214381Enjoy your whole milk, anon.
>>202214430It's 2% :)
>>202214436why not whole?
fat...
>>202214387i had a buddy in high school bang a teacher then sue the district for statutory right after, his family made about 900k from the settlement. he was a gang banger, rapper and sold meth at the time
>>202214453>he was a gang banger, rapper and sold meth at the timeYou can just say nigger, we're all friends here.
>>202214446My mom won't buy it.
im a rabbitim sat here drinking sports drinks mor e because im a rabbitlike a rabbit
>>202214473you're missing out
asking copilot for a list of the GOOD fool colorings, and then ill buy them and mix them together
>>2022144164 years old me low key looks like brad pitti've been shaving my head since 16 thoearly twink death>Can't fix ugly thoughyou can fix most things today
>he needs his mom to buy groceriesnigga get a job
>>202214505hes like 13
>>202214502>you can fix most things todayNot everyone's a Jew, anon. I can't afford to buy plastic surgery.
>>202214387Americans are bad people.
>>202214487I drink 3.25% sometimes (we call it homo milk here) but it's too rich and just leaves you feeling thirstier. It tastes good but 2% is better for quenching my thirst.
except the ones that cause cancer
>>202214472he isn't tho, he's full spanish
The Eighth Air Force lost something like 30-35% of their bomber crews through 43-45, killed, captured, etc. That's insane.
>>202214527>but it's too rich and just leaves you feeling thirstier.wtf is wrong with your mouth. 3.25% is the only kind of milk that tastes like milk. Skim, 1%, and 2% all taste like there's varying amounts of water added to the milk.
>>202214513time for thugmaxxingsell drugs and pimp whores
>>202214544Salut...
E122
leafs be like:>that thing you just said? We Canadians have a word for that too! It's called: thatthingyoujustsaidbutsupergay
>>202214573You like to think you're the centre of the world but you're not.
>>202214573Name three of these.
lel
>he doesn't call everything a whatchamacallit
center*
>>202214586Wrong
>INSTANT seethingGEG
brilliant blue damaging chromosomes...
What's he doing?
thinking of getting into the triple a restaurant business, it seems fun making meme dishes for idiot normies to blow 50 bucks on
he did this he wished i would drink chromosome-damaging drinks
>>202214610Kinda hot ngl
>>202214610for what purpose
Boy, this pussy from the hood (Ayy)This pussy from the projectsThis pussy so ghetto, this pussy speak ebonicsThis pussy snatched back, playin' tug-of-warUgh, boy, this pussy worth a felony (Yup)This pussy goin' places pussy niggas never beMy nigga told me, "This pussy made a better me" (Summer)I feed a dog ass nigga, pussy Pedigree
>press the three dots>press hide postIts just that simple
>type out a dogshit post >"Get Captcha" >fill out captcha>click "Post" "just that simple"
im (my aura is) cumming AI has given me the ribena secret formulae
>>202214666checked, hi again jewbro. glad to see you've got an inkling for the hoodkweens as well
Looks like it's mousenonce spam hours. I'll see you tommorow /cum/mies!
>>202214731or you could just filter his flag and not see any of his posts
there is a fruit fly LITERALLY walking on a spiders web because these spiders are so retarded
i want to live in the bronze age.
>>202214754you wouldnt survive a week without electricity
>>202214705appreciate you brohope you're having a good weekend
>>202214776electricity is what you think would do me in? i lived through a hurricane, lost power for 8 days.
>>202214885kek
>>202214885what's her signature move?
Americans LOVE BBlue 1 and Red 40 - FACTand i love Whygena c:
>>202214918Some variation on the unimpressed look.
If you're wondering why McDonald's is so expensive now it's because of Karens with fuck you money like this
>>202214959It's not a disappointed look, It's just the white people :| face of acknowledgement.
>>202214918did you not watch the video dumbass?
>>202214959why would she give that look?
>>202214973I did but couldn't spot her move
>>202214975you just outed yourself lmao, it's over
women will pay for making me an incel
>>202214966Mcdonalds is expensive because of overspending and inflation
>>202215011>you just outed yourselfwhat are you talking about?
>>202214972>It's just the white people :| face of acknowledgement.That's not a thing. Whenever my gf gave me that look, it wasn't a positive conversation coming next.>>202214975She's saying that it's her "I'm into you look", when that's not what that emotion displays. Women are terrible at giving proper signs, because they never had to develop that skill.
>>202215009that's the joke
>>20221491820 IQ
>>202215038>>202215058virgins>>202215048incel
>>202215147incel creep
>>202214959that's not unimpressed that's the "we locked eyes and we're acknowledging one another in this certain way that everyone does"
I wonder what reciprocated love feels like
>>202215234have you ever tried having sex before? try it
goodnight
>>202215253have you ever in your entire life had a woman other than your mother look into your eyes?
>>202215147>call the guy who's had sex with his gf an incel for pointing out that girls don't develop good body language skills in this situationNext you'll say that the girl's double look is a very clear and obvious sign of interest. It's not, when girls will say that they were just looking around. The double look is about as effective as :|, because girls just wait for the guys to approach if the guy is interested.It's the same reason why female comedians are generally not very funny. You get like 1 a generation, that does more than periods and sex jokes. Females just don't need to develop being funny.>>202215234Her entire lower half of her face is the "What's happening now, is going to be a fight/long conversation about what you're doing right now". That's not an "I'm into you" look.Every time my gf does the :|, it's going to be a fight/boring conversation.
>>202215239IM 6'2 IN A CHINK PART OF MY CITY, WHY DONT THEY EVER TALK TO ME
>>202215270cya
reading none of that btw seething leafjeet
>>202215306>burger gets btfo'd>pisses himself and runs awaylollmao even
>>202215285YOU need to talk to them and not be ugly and be charismatic
Remember when Obama released the bees?
>>202215372bees ARE good though
>>202215388>>202215388>>202215388
>canadian goes 30 seconds without obsessing over americans challenge (impossible)
>il jannyANO
>>202215391and they WILL sting you too, obummer is retarded
>>202215279yes all the time. Now go and have sex, incel freak
>>202215467get over it freak its been 8 years
Oabama
niggas be like"this bee too spicy, we should destroy the ecosystem"
>>202215372Bees are bros
>>202215492obama sucks and is a retard. simple as
Where new
janny deleted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rJILu9fF8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rJILu9fF8chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rJILu9fF8cit's over
where's the new? it's not even that late eh
I am a human and I need to be lovedJust like everybody else does
>>202215795>>202215795>>202215795
there's a cum on the log already
