mfw I spot a working class runt edition
>>202222417based edition
The Aryan, Faustian, Nietzschean, Goyimpilled, Gentilepilled, White, Implicit, Waffen-SS pilled, Panzerdivision pilled, aristocratic, porn-viewing, cocaine-snorting, EU-supporting, Remain-voting, Hitler-saluting, Ukraine-supporting, NATO-supporting, landlord-defending, austerity-enforcing, tory-donating, Costco-consuming, zesty, moist, LOTR-consuming, Israel-supporting, Marvel-watching, JAV-gooning, Evropean, Germanic, National Socialist, consumerist, investment banking, Skyrim-playing spirit of the Richard B. Spencerist white man.
>>202222442ktim
>>202222417>>202222417He nodded at me once. His security was behind him and if i had a knife or gun i could have ended him. He knew it. When he nodded, i saw fear in his eyes.
i wish i was irresistible to teenagers (legal) (both sexes)
>>202222492Chat is this real?
>>202222442
I’m too retarded to figure out how to buy a 4chan pass with crypto
>>202222417he wants to be this so bad but this is Canada (who by the way i dont like like that but still)
pogue mahone
>>202222552you can use cards again these days
Canada TOPLESS ok ok i wont
>>202222578might get one later tbqh
>>202222442Dumb clickbait headline. His actual comment was that he fears that workers being replaced by robots will cause a povvo chimpout
doing a massive gay poo
>>202222560Like this rendition of Lucifer the most
>whats your name>Jasmine whats yours>Nigel oh Jasmine like the flower? you look like a flower >aw thank yo->just kidding *looks at the shelf* haha based by the way i think thsi guy got good at talking to girls
pondering the construction of a wank
>>202222617You're telling me the daily mail has a dumb clickbait headline?
Cold out
>>202222651isnt this just before he dies with an angel stepping on him? and im not calling Canada a fallen angel or devil btw btw
>boiler randomly fires up for a few seconds even though the heating is off and no taps runningWhy does this happen once in a while? What's going on there? No one knows.
>>202222677I bet it's warm in you
Irish weather
>>202222698A boiler firing up randomly for a few seconds, even when the heating is off and no taps are running, can be due to a few possible reasons:1. **Pre-heating function**: Some modern boilers have a "preheat" feature, which keeps a small amount of hot water ready for use. This reduces the wait time for hot water when you turn on a tap. 2. **Frost protection mode**: If the temperature in the system drops too low, the boiler might briefly fire up to prevent the pipes from freezing, especially in cold weather.3. **Water pressure fluctuations**: Changes in the water pressure might trigger the boiler to fire for a moment to maintain the system balance.4. **Air in the system**: Air trapped in the boiler can cause it to fire sporadically as the system tries to compensate.If it happens too often or you're concerned, a heating engineer can inspect it to ensure there’s nothing wrong with the boiler or its controls.
>>202222698mine does this, i believe it's just to keep condensation down inside itit scares me sometimes and i wish it didnt do it
>>202222698elton john sneaking in via your pipes to fart on your food when you're not looking
>>202222698So that the water doesn't take an age to warm up when you do run a tap
Bro scared of his boiler turning on...
hair of the dog (uir mum)
>>202222748im scared its a sign its on the way out, i fear it breaking down on me, especially as the cold weather comes inowning a home is a fucking nightmare
my boiler is over 30 years old
the lunch kizza
>>202222755prefer the rod of the dog me(big filthy hangover wank)
>>202222725>it scares me sometimesPussy
black people are scared of being on top of mountains or underground caves...
>>202222698I know it's you, IMG_4292 poster
>>202222714don't know what the rest of the day I'll domaybe see about get some food
Yandex is based and I dont care what any mi6 spies say.
still haven't washed up lolwhat am i like
>>202222487>The Aryan, Faustian, Nietzschean, Goyimpilled, Gentilepilled, White, Implicit, Waffen-SS pilled, Panzerdivision pilled, aristocratic, porn-viewing, cocaine-snorting, Hitler-saluting, Ukraine-supporting, NATO-supporting, LOTR-consuming, Israel-supporting, Marvel-watching, Evropean, Germanic, National SocialistYeah sure maybe>EU-supporting, Remain-voting, landlord-defending, austerity-enforcing, tory-donating, Costco-consuming, zesty, moist, JAV-gooning, consumerist, investment banking, Skyrim-playing spirit of the Richard B. Spencerist white man.NoSkyrim was shit, Oblivion was greatAlso isn't costco a yank thing
>>202222771Paki slop
earphones only work in one ear
I FEEL THREATENED *heems you with a bullet*
1950s housewives finna be like: "wash up kids, it's time for supper!"
>>202222767Interesting that pretty much all the richest countries have cold weather, which is more costly to manage
>>202222795good for reverse image search
>>202222811your death
want to get a monet painting phone case but it seems a bit fruity for a virgin incel
some freak keeps calling me with no caller idim not answering that shite
imagine being white and talking down about white people saying "white power" "or some shit"
Right is best
>>202222856its me bitch pick up the phone
>>202222777Archaic meme
>>202222867obviouslysex them all tho
Thoughts on the paintings of William Blake?
stupid white people talking about white power or some shit shut the fuck up
>>202222867And without the filters, makeup and photoshop??
>>202222830and finding football streams
>>202222867need them all blackened
the so-called luncheon
>>202222867fake ai slop
filtering all posts including my own
>>202222926need you in a gas chamber
imagine if the frequency of pooing and weeing was reversedspooky
mumberg taking an absolute AGE to make my pot noodlehurry up you silly cow
>>202222935Actually this one is real
>>202222932ah yes, bloody poo in a bowl with bread to dip
>>202222942*Were reversed Hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>202222946when she brings it in as her if she went to china for those noodlesit'll be dead funny
IMG_1142
>>202222777No that's not me. I'm reading cinema statistics.Did you know Gone with the Wind is still the highest grossing film in terms of admissions?35 million. Only one film from this millennia is in the top 50 in terms of admissions, Toy Story 2 (2000).Yet none of these films appear in the highest grossing films and are ignored for who makes the most money. I don't think increasing ticket prices and making more money should take precedent over which films people are actually going to the cinema to watch.
>>202222932have those exact plates bowls .wait a minute thats my lunch
>>202222849might get this one
>>202222963always alert aren't younothing gets past you
i bet if you went to BLACKED gens and told people to get in the gas chambers, youd commit a lot of hate crimes per hour at holocaust pretenders grandsons, and i hope it inspires come trauma in them
is it jacket weather yetplease respond
>>202222849its sad that a man has to have a gf to appreciate the arts. no wonder virgins are obsessed with anime, it has no bar of entry.
>>202222767You know what annoys me?Smoke alarms.Carbon monoxide alarms.Intruder alarms.Just a constant cause of anxiety aren't they?4am in the morningALARMS BLARING WAKE UP BITCHFalse alarm lolSmoke alarm battery is low?ALARMS BLARINGWAKE UP BITCHyou have to crash around in the dark 4am in the morning while your wars are being assaulted, find something to stand on, find a screwdriver to pop open the Smoke alarm. ZZZZZZZ SHOCK BITCH it's connected to the mains. Nice I'll try and hunt that torch I'm the dark at 4 am shall I? Meanwhile. Electricity off, alarms still BLARING because backup batteries. You just smashed that fucker off the ceiling, rip out the batteries. NOPE still BLARING. EVEN THOUGH ITS GOT NOT BATTERIESfucking Smoke alarms dude
Trans Porn
>>202222946say "did you go to china for them noodles you daft cow" then throw the pot of boiling water in her lazy face
Honestly waking up after a night out, downing some water, making a coffee and laying in bed /brit/ posting is such a comfy feeling
>>202223011Least neurotic poster
>>202222984omds
>>202222999??
just had a horrifying realisation lads>been working in same office for 7 years>back in 2017 we were talking about shite films>this qt 9/10 girl said she had never seen The Room before despite it being the biggest one ever>told her she should watch it and I'll send her a link>flashforward to yesterday and that same girl said she watched The Room when she was in secondary school (clearly didn't recall our 7 year old conversation where she outright lied to me)>24 hours later I just realised she was probably lying at never having seen it so I'd invite her to watch it or summatyou reckon?or am I being delusionalwe could be married now
/pol/ doesnt raid those generals like how they go to int and sci to spam their shit because they all jerk off to interracial porn when theyre done saying the nword online
>>202222902I thought he was a poet. Turns out he is BASED and REDPILLED.
>>202223040Make you need to install a fucking dating app or something
>>2022230407 years is quite long in the female mind so perhaps she remembered watching it but it seemed so long ago it must have been back in secondary
>>202223001jumper but no jacket just yet
>>202223040mental how you can read mindsshe was probably just lying to sound cool you mong
i like how fire is if a house was on fire i would go in there and feel fine. so im going to publish my invention and go be a firefighter (i cant lift many people up and hate dogs)
>>202223040people talking about The Room in 2024 need to be euthanized
need the warm weather to fuck off now, it's outstaying its welcome
>>202223092*Were on fireHypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>202222902Delicious
>>202222984are you bent? its just that phone case is proper bent
https://x.com/RealLathan/status/1834578739633508483It's CUMala not kamala
>>202223102nah most houses have been on fire. and im gonna fight it
The humble poo barm
drinking corona
>>202223118Imageboard not a linkboard
>>202223102them
The BBC are now talking about that French story about a woman being drugged by her cuck husband who raped her and shared her with 51 men for yearsInterestingly though they literally haven't even mentioned the fact the bloke specifically only shared her with black guys, I wonder why they neglected to mention such a significant detailhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg5g24rr6lo
>>2022230407 years is like an eternity to a female.They have 24 hour memories.
just eated fruits but still hungry
>>202223123nothing humble about my poos let me tell you
>>202223160The Room? Never seen it.
>>202223092>and hate dogswe should kill people for being mentally ill like you
going to have a showergoing to get incel supplies for my incel evening during my incel walkgoing to start cleaning my incel flat aftergoing to get steaming on my incel beer when i finish
>>202223135its a video
in awe of the infancy gospel of thomas
any album rec? in the mood for a rocker
>>202223117how is it bent?
this is clearly a bloke
>>202223192hot fuss beckons
We Aussies say "chewsday" too and never get mocked for it
>>202222932Was going to say that it looks peng but that looks like cod on the bread. Grab a meat replacement for your cravings, lad
>>202223192>for a rockersiamese dream
>>202223156>only shared her with black guysThat's just something you made up though
i dont hate dogs but if its a guard dog it might bite me
How do people get killed by dogs? Just grab its head and gouge its eyes out and then stomp on it? Don't really get it
this is the most uplifting tune for mewas having a shite day yesterday, walked into a shop and this was on the radio and instantly felt 100%https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf244LCkkLc
who set the dogcord off
>>202223248i'd rather die than hurt a dog
I really, really like this gif
>>202223179Can I come?
i love love LOVE fire
>>202223256c-c-c-choonage
>>202223269Do not come
He looks like such a twat right now. It's like look up mate. That's how
>>202223265that's nice dear :)
>>202223156literally never saw a source for that outside of 4chan so i'm tempted to believe that part isn't true and it's weirdo fetishist mongs making shit up
>>202223261white people everyone
Beyond sausage is what I call it when I bottom out on my dildo and try to stretch my arsehole around the balls at the bottom
>>202223194I didnt have my glasses on and they looked like penises
>>202223288I’M GONNA COME
>>202223265/brit/ discussing tranny porn aha
>>202223334i feel like brit rarely discusses tranny porn
i hope the firefighters do open days where they set a building on fire and let people go in with the clothing, after training
>>202223361they don't.
>>202223213>band called the killers>they aren't arrested for murderwow bong police really are bad at their job
>>202223265Me second from the left not contributing at all and just sitting there silently until someone asks me my opinion
>>202210188He most certainly was not blonde. He belonged to the Shayka people, hence his honorific "Shakyamuni", who probably looked Nepalese or Tibetan (ie East Asian). Even the Vedic cultures thought they were literally non-Aryan, and were racist toward them as such.
I'm not pro-trump, but he feels like the only US politician with any energy
>>202223373they should. i could help out
This is you
>>202223378Was going to make literally this exact post
>>202223265I fucking hate this gif and you are gay
/astrid/
I once set a fire and called the firemen and then locked them inFiremen are retards and the ones who have children are evil
>>202223374christ what a fucking unfunny post
>>202223374the killers are americanbut they are british culture despite this factmoreso than american culture at any rate
>>202223348most of us are gay or gay-adjacent thoughevertwinks get mentioned a lot at least
>>202223127Posted from rorkes smeggy bedroom
>>202223403be nice, I'm stuck
>Random women from work randomly calling me up on a Saturday afternoon because they're "bored and want to talk" Why?Not your gay best friend bitch and I'm still in bed phone posting.Women, amarite?
>>202223403i would just lose weight
>A woman who wrote a Facebook post about Haitian immigrants eating local pets has said she is now filled with regret after it spiralled into a national frenzy.based 2bhi'd be loving it
extra large bag of red leicester mini cheddars (£1.25 RRP) down the hatch
Mmm these peanuts are rather umami
>was planning to eat pussy last night>she's on the ragSick of it
they should make a building out of cinder blocks and full of wood, to set it on fire sometimes what would be wrong with this who would object
>>202223403Was this printed from a school library printer from the 90's?
>>202223431that's grim matethey obviously don't respect you and are shit testing you. they wouldn't do that kind of thing with their bosses or the office chads
>>202223222I'd rather just kill myself
>>202223459Don't like a little red sauce?
>>202223431more fool you for picking uphalf 4 on friday and anything to do with toil is forgotten for me
this new chatgpt model is insane you can see it reasoning about the problem instead of just generating some nonsensei don't know how it works but it's totally different than the previous models
>>202223416>t.bong police
>>202223445She's probably responsible for the Democrats winning the electionThe only thing people remember and talk about from the debate is Trump talking about this and Kamala being bewildered by itThis Facebook post may have saved Ukraine or whatever the consequence would be of a second Trump presidency
>>202223374The most Reddit post I've ever seen
>>202223394I misread that as "I'm not pro-turnip" and was going to argue the importance of turnips in British history and culture then realised you were just banging on about yank politics. Need janberg to sort you out you boring bastard.
fat lad in toil split his trousers yesterdaywatching him was hilarious, honestly didn't think that happened outside cartoons
>>202223490do i have to pay for it?
>>202223490pajeets clicking the go-ahead button on every prompt
>>202223490buy an ad chang
>>202223490how long until it puts itself in charge?
>>202223431>>202223470>>202223480They want to shag you UTTER virgins
SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
the boys off to watch the footy
>>202223445did this whole thing stem from a single literal who Facebook post? Why are people so retarded
>>202223410weird how the zip is at the bottom of the dress
my invention isnt the firefighters setting a building on fire and letting the public escape not like an extreme escape room situation hahai mean with training and equipment (although the equipment is much too heavy for me)
>>202223509ye. i use it enough that it's worth it desu
>>202223547You can't eat or drink on trains there's usually a sign. It's disrespectful.
>>202223546now factor in ticket prices
>>202223564I'll kill you
Gambling is the hobby of the fool
>>202223496>if I look condescendingly at my contender, that means I'm in the rightDon't think it works like Kamala thinks it does
>>202223496Ukraine would have been saved by trump. He'd have stopped the war by ending the unlimited funding to Ukrainian jews warlords
...burning building escape room
>>202223547me on the right browsing /brit/
gambling is the hobby of the fool is the saying of the retard
>>202223593trump is the biggest semite on earth what are you yapping about
>>202223579fuck you on about weirdoof course you can drink on trains
David Turnip
>>202223585yeah?
>>202223585except for professional gamblers, those guys are cool
fuck meFA Cup and these cunts are playing in a parka PARK
I drink on trains everyday when I finish work. it's fine
>>202223233>>202223300I've heard it too but no idea where it comes fromSaw a french anon mentioning this the other day on outer /int/ and apparently the media aren't mentioning it because they legally can't reveal the identities of the suspects
>>202223629dare i say SOVL
saw a naked lady and got bonor activation
>>202223581why
>>202223629based they vve retvrned
gambling is the hobby of the fool is the saying of the retard but is in actuality true
they grown men kicked the ball.... in the park...?
>>202223593Bruh pretty sure Israel want Trump to win Considering they're bankrolling his campaign
>>202223556No. There's plenty of video evidence of Haitians stealing all sorts of animals in Ohio
>>202223593>by ending the unlimited funding to Ukrainian jews warlordsRussia claims to be denazifying Ukraine yet every Russia supporter is an anti semite who says things like jew warlords and jewkraineThe pro Russia position is insane
which British political party is Kamala representing again?
currently cracking open the third can of the day please don't judge lads its been a tough week
so rorke was unmasked recently
>>202223629jumpers for goalposts
how do i contact the firefighting department without calling 999
>>202223644Borner activated!! *crane erection noise*
>>202223645it's easiest to have higher attendances if tickets are cheaper
really want to put money on joshua beating dubois within 4 rounds. I just know it will happen but I feel guilty about gambling
Imagine a world where it's black eating dogs and cats, not the Chinese
>>202223669KTIMIFOSH
so basically this is rorke
>>202223685Shut up nigga
>>202223692scottish tickets aren't cheap
>>202223670fake news, this a rorke
>>202223708how do i get a hold of them to tell them my invention
awh and that's a bad miss
>/brit/ threads hitting 300 in under an hourare we back lads
>>202223702he looks so sound
just caught a haitian trying to scran the cat
blown out hole and a gyatt
>>202223702yep, that's me
>>202223719Shut up, nigga
last nights dinner was a kebab with chilli sauce, 6 tins and 2 dulcolax and now i’m feeling the effects boys
bladeecity, i wonder where are you ~
and now to rorke
Why can't I eat cats and dogs but I can eat horses and squirrels?
3% battery then I will have to get up
>>202223660>The British mainstream media turns out to be lying about Russia episode no.19979665000Fixed that for you
im calling the police
>>202223506used to work at a sofa shop. there was a fat lad i worked with and he was on a juice diet. we were carrying a sofa to shift around the display models and he was going backwards. he fell over a footstool and shit himself. he had to go to the toilet to tidy up and after i finished dying of laughter and telling all our colleague i went over to asda and got him some cheap joggers for him to bus home in.
Had a good session at the dojang. Worked on some self defense and sparring. Just had a lovely Tesco meal deal (Southern fried chicken wrap, walkers cheese and bean toastie crisps and coke zero). Going to shower and potentially have some kip
>>202223669I had a bottle and a half of wine yesterday and drunkenly broke one of my toes
>>202222578>>202222609>>202222552why would you ever want "4chan" on your credit card statement? lmao
last nights dinner was a child kebab with chilli sauce, 6 tins and 2 dulcolax and now i’m feeling the effects boys
banan
>>202223702rorke's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGZyoWl7uo
>>202223729>shamala 'wins' debate>no one cares because theyre all just taken in by trump's shenanigans againwe're back
>>202223685lean out the window and start screaming "fire!"
>>202223724I'm very interesting
>>202223770why would i care what's on my credit card statement?
i am the master of fire
mum found the elephant drawer fuck sake
>>202223788hehe
Look up your local fire department website and call that number
*approaches*
>child kebab
>>202223761No, you're the one that's lying by contradicting yourself
I reject metaphysics as pseudoscience
>>202223810corr just imagine
you lads are acting like its strange that scottish football fans are more supportive that english oneswhen we go away its the "tartan army" when the english go away its "those drunken fat rude people"
>>202223829you cant do that! its wasting their time
Dongal Dumf
SAVE THE PUSSIES DONALD, GRAB THEM ALL
keep politics on /pol/i am also detecting spamming/flooding
how it feels to be one of the good guys who honestly fucking respects women for more than just their bodies
>>202223851horrible cunt. of course you're a ukraine supporter
>>202223903its alri
>>202223888I'm detecting a whiff of stinky yank. Poooooweeee! Time to get you hosed down in the yard big boy!
rorke fuming
wow you can buy fire fighting equipment online for some reason. why? no but really i dont know... but come on!
>>202223926I was going to buy a used ambulance. All ex-service vehicles are really cheap
>>202223926What do you want firefighter equipment for, Mousey?
just been unfortunate enough to experience Spamming/flooding
state of southampton
The jews funded the nazi party.
Where's Tim? Probably out shagging aha
>>202223926i bought a fire extinguisher from amazon
my blood pressure is through the roof please jsut stop posting rorke
>>202223956pretty sure i saw a guy on YouTube who did that and used it to sell a paramedics course (at least he was probably an ex-paramedic)
>>202223854https://youtu.be/9tC94HZWKCs
>>202223956But it'll be haunted from all the people who died there
dont all post at once yeah
why is mousenonce's autistic fascination switching to emergency service paraphernalia
phoar
*discreetly places several mousetraps around the thread with SIM cards and fag ends as bait*
just letting you all know that I'm not going to be posting in the next thread if this keeps up
>>202224033big fan of these
>>202224033That's a lot of money. Are you even going to use it?
need mn is barlinnie for his own good
>>202224077>>202224077>>202224077
>>202224028 retardometer landed there today
