Have sex, incels
>>202234933
>>202234933incels SEETHING
holy hell. those spicy tendies are burning my tummy
I wonder what it tastes like under her fingernails
>>202235017most likely tastes of cum
america is broke
>>202235144Just like me
>>202234933NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>202234933im a khhv volcel
average incel self portrait
>>202234798>>202234730>>202234723Rent free>>202234685Based>>202234670>>202234579Rent free
>>202235372FK when you coming to the US so we can hit up Vegas baby?
Made one >>202235879
Can we please rewind time back to 1998
Burgers, are HOAs really that bad?
redditleaf on sewercide watch
>>202234933You will NEVER make me have sex
>>202234843just stabbed my latinx gf
>>202236092i wouldn't know i've never lived in the suburbs
>>202236092depends on who's in it. It's not some sort of national organization
>>202236092I live in one of the top ten most expensive counties in the US and I don't have an HOA
Over 80 thousand nerve endings lost. Lifelong chaffing and keratinized skin and lifelong mental anguish just so some doctor could get 200$ more on his paycheck.
>>202234933good post
threads been dreadful today and yesterdaymaybe normies are the best thing about this thread
>>202236408A jew did line with a pair of scissor on the floor in a room with like twenty people watching and throwing cash at me like I was a stripper.
>>202236469why you always complainin nigga do something interesting
>>202236092At best, they're an extra cuck tax you have to pay monthly to keep neighbord from letting their houses go to shit. Usually they have no use, and just make more and more rules against things you can do with your own house. A coworker is banned from flying any flags, sports teams, or political signs on his lawn. Bunch of freedom hating gommies D:Sometimes they even pass illegal rules that restrict freedoms the government guarenteed, but you have to fight in court to get their rule removed.
>>202236408humiliation ritual
No offense, but sometimes I think you guys are DANG BUFFOONS
>>202236469normies always ruin /cum/
any babes want in on my terraria calamity playthrough? i think you're gonna like this
>>202236502Kek that sounds like it was an auction
>>202236625you? you're stinky
How can you complain about the quality of this thread when the resident retard stopped spamming?
being neet in some white first world country with strong social security like finland or sweden(the white parts) is probably the best life anyone ever had in the entire history of human kind
>>202236340>>202236346>>202236395It sounds like a thing for newer developments that the local governments don't want to deal with>>202236561>cuck taxSounds like it
>>202236469the end goal is to leave /cum/
>>202236772@ me next time, sis
>golden oreos>chips>discounted maple and chocolate bar donuts>$8 on salmonoh yes, its all coming together
>>202236819The point of the HOA is to spread out the costs of maintaining the common areas among all the residents so that you don't live in a slum that will lower the price of your home when you go to sell it.Some simply do that. Others are full of old busybodies who will police everything you do to your property
>>202237047So a local government, but for a very specific locality.We have condo boards for shared structures, but HOAs for single family houses are rare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myqSETD5_bs
It's a frosty 70 degrees here in Los Angeles so I will be making some french onion soup, perfect for those chilly afternoons.
i'm gonna do black magick on them and shut them down
I would like to participate in a run on Terry Fox Runday, but I'm working on Runday
lol
I want to move to USA but I'm poor and schizo
>>202237620don't worry you'll fit right in
HOA bitched me out because you can’t put plastic in recycling
>>202234843Her face when I whip it out (it's incredibly tiny)
>>202237635i wanted to be john redcorn but i ended up being bill
>>202237656but thats...literally what recycling is for...
>>202237674>I wanted to be the second worst character in the show but I ended up being the best
>>202237679They said only cardboard and glass
where can i find me some sexy milfs to have a fling with
>>202237674pretty sure most of us will end up being bill
>>202237718tell them it literally says recycle on the bottle
>>202237656They don't actually recycle plastic anyways, it all just ends up in the landfill. How do people not know this still?
Hannibal,our book confirms, tried conquering italy with pachyderms
our book confyderms
why are people in Los Angeles so beautiful
>los angelans>people
>>202237874you must be blind
good morning
>>202237874this is specific to west los angeles, where the money and hollywood culture is. the suburbs are pretty normal.
>>202238015morning bud
city of angels they could not have picked a better nameOOOH GIVE ME A HOMEWHERE MY ONEITIS ROAMSAND THE AAAAIR IS SO SMOGGY ALL DAY
>>202238066That is a cute girl
whyte womenz
>>202238146God, I wish I were an American
HOOOOOOME ON EL REYWHERE MY ONEITIS FLOATS THROUGH THE DAYWHERE SELDOM IS HEARDA DISCOURAGING WORDand the skies are not cloudy all day
Niggas be like “damn where’s da cheekin?”
where are the messsicans?
>>202238146im in this video you just can’t see me cause im really small
Feeling really depressed today lads.>>202234933Had sex with girls, still no gf. Sex feels shit if the girl is just a one night stand / fwb and not a gf.
>>202238276thats not the only thing about you thats small
>>202238276how small?
>ladsFOB
>>202238281>Feeling really depressed today lads.that's me everyday
Luv me EmperaLuv me PrimarchLuv me ChapterLuv me Brothas'Ate traitors 'Ate heretics'Ate orks (not racist, just don't like 'em)Simple as.
>>202238396should I get blueberry boys 2?
>>202238111in the midwest they used to call them heely-copters instead of helicoptersthat might have died outalso, make no mistake, real Chicagoans say it with a hard ch, Cha-cago. As in chocolate or china.do not listen to lies of people who say that's only a mexican thing. I met a chicagoan born in 1938 who was white as snow, middle name was Cromwell since his ancestor was a Roundhead who fought under Oliver Cromwell and the name got passed down in honor for 300 years, and he pronounced it hard Ch, Chicago.
>>202238425Maybe when it goes on sale
>>202238470but people wont be playing it by then
>>202238334a little over 5 foot
woke twitter was better
“How would you feel if you didn’t know how you would feel if you didn’t eat breakfast this morning because you ate breakfast this morning?”“But I know how I would feel if I didn’t eat breakfast”“But how would you structure society for people who don’t?”“I don’t understand”
>>202238487Your money
>>202238515
>>202238281what’s the matter bud
>>202238515grim
>>202238517this, except it was worse
>>202238523I told you not to post my wife
>>202238517sadly true, if you mean 2015 benign twitteri remember scrolling for hours just giggling at wacky spork tweets like, "If you can't handle me at my jorts you don't deserve me at my jants"that kind of thing
>>202238581>>202238557it’s okay it’s not like that
>>202238594manlets don't get wives>>202238515
>>202238526I mean I could pirate itbut its meant for multiplayer right?
Jason?!
>>202238628I am manlet
>>202238396https://youtube.com/shorts/Tv06OF-IsNI?si=IzeO718gozwqIBsZ
>>202238628Im well over 6' tall
>>202238628mario vegeta and zelda all got wives though
>>202238684You get many sex then
>>202238652why can't haitians ever revive haiti? they only work their revival magic in the US, very strange. very strange indeed!
>>202236572Everyone is just chasing what’s optimal for the algorithm to share with everyone, so you can probably blame Google for the site turning into that
In 2012, a Haitian car washer in Miami (Rudy Eugene) stripped himself naked, attacked a vagrant, and ate parts of his face. The zombie attack was initially attributed to bath salts, but toxicologists ruled out drugs as the cause.
>>202238708i mean link
>>202238708zelda isn't a lesbian, I don't know how mario vegata is but he sounds like a mexican race car driver
when i was in cancun i saw a guy driving around in a hand painted goku dragon ball z car
>>202238744
>>202238684nah takagi knows your true height
>>202238864You look like that <3
massive earthquake hits monterrey mexico
vejobber sisters...
>>202237635I’m probably something of a Boomhauer-Dale fusion
>>202238878this is literally me
Emily in Paris is me irl
>5x2 deadlift @85%, 3 mins rest time, 24 BMI, Imagine using a stupid formula instead of instinct. This was 85% of my 2.2x bench. When you have a more impressive bench than I, then you can scold. Until then, lrn2autoregulat. I would rape you irl>Double pfizerd. Getting flu shot every year
>>202238652when did the simpsons go WOKE
>>202238386Sorry to hear, fren.>>202238564Wasted my late teens and rn feeling like I've also managed to waste my early 20s (22). Couldn't go to study abroad thanks to covid in 2020 then in 2021 I had an illness that in a nutshell made me neet for a whole year because I couldn't really leave the house. So thanks to not doing anything during those 2 years, I don't have not even a single friend rn and my days consist of waging, going to the gym, eating, and gayming. Worst thing is, I can't change myself. I was always introverted and had a hard time with people, but ever since 2020, I'm pretty much wrecked. Sorry for the rant, ameribro.
>>202238917
>>202238997YWNBAW
We are all gamers
>>202239094we live in a society
just woke up, time to start hunting for a room to rent
I am not a gamer per se but if someone hits load disc on Army Men 2: Sarge's Heroes I won't say no
>I am not a gamer per se but
>>202239031it’s okay to vent you don’t need to apologize for that i will say that you’re only 22 which is really young, i was confused and aimless and doing a lot of stupid shit at that age too. nobody has everything figured out that young. you have plenty of time to get out there and make connections and have good experiences with new people. going to the gym is a good healthy habit, and you have a job so it’s not like you’re a complete lost cause or anything just don’t be afraid to leave your comfort zone and get out there a little bit, some of the most fun things ive ever done were things i was reluctant to do, stuff i had to essentially dragged out of the house for.
>>202239263I don't get it.never read Archie
>>202239035la douche means the showeri have not had a la douche in 3 weeks
>>202239441go take a shower stinky
>>202239441say la vee
What happens in southern Arizona?
can't wait to get into this apartment. my own mf bathroom. can walk into the kitchen in my underwear. downtown is within walking distance. i earned this shit.
>>202239541the hustle and bustle of the big city?
>>202239441>a the shower
>>202239541vegeta bros hell yeah
>>202239541heck yeah
>>202239592yessir
three of my grandparents had light colored eyes. bright light, like pic rel. one had pitch black vantanigger obsidian orbs.does anyone want to guess how i turned out
>>202239327>some of the most fun things ive ever done were things i was reluctant to doMay I ask what was that one thing for you that you ended up enjoying the most even though you thought beforehand that it was going to be a "disaster"?
>>202239684beautiful, as in god's own image
>>202239708
my father has one blue eye and one brown eye
>>202235536I am realllly hoping I’ll make it next year but I just don’t know where to goI thought maybe just a New England trip like east coast thing for my first time so I can just do Boston, nyc, Washington like that stuff but idk
Where the hyena cries, the lion laughs
>>202239773i have green eyes like the emerald isles
>>202239773
>>202235594
Is Georgia a nice state to live in?
>>202239880
>>202239702if you want a recent example, i went and did karaoke with a friend (which is completely out of character for me) and had a lot of fun doing that even though i would never ever in a million years volunteer to do something like thata few years ago i met someone and we started dating from going to an event i really, really did not want to go to that weekend also. i was essentially dragged there by my extrovert friends
>>202239878lmfao
girl
yo what a beautiful day
Just about the finish season 3 of “THE BEAR” (for whatever reason they decided to name it “The Bear: King Of The Kitchen” here in Germany) and I have to say this negro actress is low key cute like she’s slim and petite and has this gummy smile…I would sex her if given a chance
>>202240116it's raining and cloudy here unfortunately
>>202240225sounds heavenly
>>202240116more like "yo what a beautiful gay"because this is an /lgbt/ general
Poorway
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Cope, Seethe and Dilate
United States of Rich!!!!! <3
>>202240350i already had some i woke up with a monster headache and it helped a bit >>202240253i guess it's not that bad, i just need to walk my dog and he doesn't like to get his paws wet. he's kind of a priss
>>202240364sexo con mejican cummy bummy
>>202239954>i was essentially draggedGive yourself too some credit. You could have still decided not to go, but you still went.>>202240350Nice, what brand of cobbee does anon drink?
it's raining cumbums
>>202240487eat the cinnabon :)
>>202240120lol this, l unironically was baited into a karaoke sesh in some bar by one of my friends once and just walked out and went home when they tried forcing me to sing. drinking and being in public was already too much to begin with, l don't know how normals can do all that shit on the regular. took me a month to recharge from that
>>202234933not possible, i accepted i will never have it when i was 12i can't stand dealing with women
im ugly as fuck
>>202236299Based, me too
>>202240461
Where I live there is no building codes or zoning or taxes or inspectors or cops or insurance or license plates or speed limits or noise ordinances.
>>202240544no you are super cute
i'm going to become a modeli just model walked down an isle in aldi
russians be like"ahhhhh I suffer so much in a wintery wonderland full of cute girls"
>>202240577Somalia
>>202238652wait they told me there were no haitians therenow they are there and it's a good thingfunny how that works
>>202240564Interesting, this is called Nescafe gold here
>>202240560eggies
>i just model walked down an isle in aldi
Seneca
>>202240120bonafide chudcels are a dying breed
imagine some random obscure religion in an eritrean tribe with like 17 followers is the true religion and we all go to hell
>>202240622based and truthpilled
>>202240592
CHANCES BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNOTHINGS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELONGING FOOOOOOooooorrrUSED TO BEEEEEEEEESTILL ITS HARDHARD TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFRAGILE LIIiiiivesFRAGILE DREAMS
>>2022406952012 type post
modeling is a heterosexual profession
What work will you do after the nuclear apocalypse?
>modeling is a heterosexual profession
i've never been on a date in my entire life
>>202240754Sell my ass
>>202240754nomadic warband
>>202240715https://youtu.be/AfwRQl_kZ-Q
>>202240754offer magickal services
>>202240754try to grow food and keep living i guess
>>202240754repopulation using your mom's womb
bro out here lookin like he should be in a j crew catalog
>>202240808you would be rounded up and executed rather quickly if you stay in america with all the christ cultists
>>202240868KEK
>>202240754i'd kms
you're just mad you're too ugly and socially awkward to model
>you're just mad you're too ugly and socially awkward to model
>>202240881thankfully i live in the civilized part of the country where there aren't abrahamist cultists
https://files.catbox.moe/187ie4.mp4
Not clicking that
>>202241054gay men are more fashionable than str*aight men so this is a compliment
>>202241029i dont get it
Where's the anon who got a Trump tattoo?
>gay men are more fashionable than str*aight men so this is a complimentlmao, this dude gay as fuck
today is saturday (saturn's day), good day to curse people with saturnian planetary influence
>>202241160Yeah it’s Brian the known gay butthole poster
people who benefit from mass migration:>Businesses>Social Workers>Healthcare Industry>Slumlords>Bureaucrats?Democrat vote bundlersPeople who get screwed: >You
>>202241160yeah i post hairy male buttholes, are you new here it's not medieval times anymore, only third worlders are homophobic in 2024
>>202241199>People who get screwed:working class white republican chuds like (You), die mad and poor
will it ever get better?
everything is always peachy keen
just owned a chud
>>202240754kneepad manufacturer
Post buttholes
i'm camping in the desert rn and can hear a kid screaming bloody murder. not my problem
>>202241199>social workersI mean, thats their job..
>>202241287nowe are in a loop
>sleep without pillow>neck feels greatmaybe I should sleep on the floor to fix my back.
>>202241287define "it"define "better"
and wallahjust like thatcum was saved
>>202241431i'm still here
tray magnifeek
>>202241375
brian's infinitely better than the pedo, but don't worry he should be waking up soon
>>202241469bone swarray
>>202241499but brian IS a pedo
big agriculture doesn't want you to know propagation produces endless free plants
>>202241586what is pedo about him posting mid to late 20 year old men covered in hair? kindly explain that for me.
Is $7000 too much for a stove/oven?
>>202241640whats not pedo about saying children should shower with their dads and be molested?
>>202241586false i'm only attracted to post pubescent males
>>202241658so it's fine when celebrities say it but bad when i say it huh
>>202241647i just did a kitchen remodel with new appliances and my stove and oven costed about this much
>>202241695its bad when both say it, you pedo retard
>>202241629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
>>202241658>learning about your body is le badi would agree under certain conditions like say, tom brady making out with his son, but you're just being a prude.
Running my dishwasherwhich is to say, committing domestic violence
>>202241719what's bad about boys seeing what their bodies will look like when they grow up and developamerican prudeness is retarded. in other cultures kids bathe with their parents just fine and no one has a problem with it
oh shieet brian be finna boutta sperg out dat nigga a faggot
I thought the thread was saved
>>202241830there's literally nothing wrong with mouth to mouth kissing. your brain is corrupted if you think this is bad.
Rando thinks anyone cares about his passing https://youtu.be/M-gZuFcEu0EWe’re all just visitors
Remember when Obama released the bees?
i've never kissed, never been on a date, never held hands with a girl, haven't spoken to a girl in like 5 years, have never been friends with a girl, never had sex obviously
>>202241914Roblox
>>202241914Gaia Online
>>202241713I am looking at a smeg one (really fuckin hate the name) and also at a fisher and paykel. My only requirements are 36" induction top with dials.
>>202241914my ex boyfriend and i went on dates to pacos tacos
>>202241914/cgl/
holy sheeeeeeeeeeit
>>202241914join the club brother
>>202241914I have kissed and held hand otherwise same
>>202242000gyatt DAYUM!
>>202242000the economy is healthy and normal
>>202241199word>>202241255what welfare niggahs like you?
>>202241957dis nigga be cookin on smegmabuy a viking (also we know you'll never use it)
>>202242055>what welfare niggahs like you?what *about
>>202242055i run a worldwide empire and i'm an upcoming model, actor, DJ, and musician.
oh yes brian owns a totally legit business i forgot
put mustard in my soupthis must be what ricky martin meant by living his vida loca
>>202242128the business of schizophrenia?
>>202242078I cook all the fuckin timeI seriously spend so many hours in the kitchenI'mma make a fuckin bourguinon that'll have you joining the French foreign legionIs Wolf good? I cook on fucking Samsung rn
Ciao a tutti
>>202242128Last I heard his mom owns a shitty little occult shop about whatever african religion they got from porto rico, it's where he got his pendant for the cringe larp stuff
Just get an ikea matmässig induction plate for 250
>>202241957look into zline appliances they are budget friendly and pretty good quality im pretty sure they have a 36” induction range
>Iran is to deport two million Afghan migrants in six months, in one of the largest expulsion programmes in recent history, according to Ahmad-Reza Radan, head of Iran’s national policesee how easy it is when you don't have jwords in your country
imagine not cooking over a real flame lmao, retard moment fo shizzle
>>202241029For me it's top girl
Ima deport the contents of my balls in your sister's ass
I am a brand ambassador for Kroger-brand peanut butter.
i'm starting my own fragrance and clothing line. i'm thinking of specializing in oil perfumes and enfleurage. not a big market for that.
i gotta go can someone make the new with a cute cat picture or perhaps even a bunny
>>202242270I might>>202242272Sounds like un-repairable chineseum but I could buy a few for the price of the big brands>>202242328I have a gas range and I fucking hate that shit. Makes your kitchen a gorillion degrees, terrible heat control, have to run the fan on high to stop the carbon monoxide detector from reciting Shakespeare in Italian.
gfs 3 year old daughter walked in on us having sex earlier today
Going to the club tonight.
>>202242389if you aren't memeing, that seems really interesting. /fa/'s fragrance thread is pretty fun to peruse, and colognes are fun to try. i'd encourage you to pursue that, at least as a hobby if you can't do a full company.
>>202242444This song plays as you enterhttps://youtu.be/5qm8PH4xAss
>>202242100lol, good luck
>>202242421fixed your heat issue bro.
I miss Jason posting selfies
>>202242422That's a crime
Harnessing the power of social media to promote pictures of my penis.
>>202242577it's failing btw
>>202242492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPvuNsRccVw
>>202242657>>202242657>>202242657>>202242657
>>202242470i'm fully serious, i even know where to source all raw materials and production>>202242498thank you, my career will really pop off once i start making deals with the devil
>>202241287maybe
