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LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
Suppose I Should Buy Cans sub-edish
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>>202237827
post her arse
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might kill myself lol
got early onset dementia
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got cans of orchard thieves in the fridge but its too sweet going to have to go and buy beer
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>>202237804
Became a lot less fond of you when it turned out you were a middle-aged virgin
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>>202237855
how did you come to find that out
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have a read lads this is actually interesting stuff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywick
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>>202237855
From alcohol consumption?
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>>202237871
find what out?
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might poo myself lol
got early onset diherrea
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Mad how if I’ve just died right now the only people who would care would be my parents
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get the scrans and cans in
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>I don't know why that mong thinks a box in Jaywick is the cheapest house in the country.
did you pass your english gcse mate?
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>>202237885
don't fuck me around
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Did all my shagging in uni
Now in my late twenties and aging poorly
It's over
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hate when you walk into someone who's going in the opposite direction
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>>202237804
seriously kill yourself
if anyone's wondering why /brit/ is dead, here's a huge reason
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>>202237804
might buy a can, might not
none of your business
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>>202237855
You post this every thread
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not drank from a can in years. only bokkles for me
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God I love Peep Show.
Was this peak British television?
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might kill myself lol
got early onset dementia
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>>202237801
get on the apps, women in big cities are all slags now
tough luck if you are looking for a wife though. its over for that
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Emma Watson poo
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>>202237804
on the tarq lagers
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my 2 up 2 down house was 105k in a town with 60k people. /brit/ mongs are all sexless middle class virgins who live in semi-detached houses in nice suburbs with their mums and cant imagine a fridgefreezer which doesnt dispense ice
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Ah lads, mumberg just asked if I was going out for the cans and to get her a toffee crisp

can't say no to the mumberg
Suppose it is the cans and I suppose the chips too lads

>>202237934
Bokkles are always welcome
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beer is oestrogenic
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new hitchens

>PETER HITCHENS: We'd barely beat Legoland in a war - yet our leaders still think they're Churchill

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-13850179/PETER-HITCHENS-Wed-barely-beat-Legoland-war-leaders-think-theyre-Churchill.html
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this bitch
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>>202237910
*fucks you around*
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>>202237934
only neeks drink from a can or bottle, pour that shit in a glass
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>>202237691
>build a house from scratch for 30k
no you fucking cannot
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To very briefly recap, lil miss Rootabaga got her AWKSFUD Masters with a distinction and we are once again settling in to a gap yah of rotting in our childhood bedroom and salf lahrning, with occasional day trips to dark macadamia loibries and a very part-time library job. Also she’s made a Skillshare course on commonplacing and I personally volunteer as tribute as my subscription doesn’t expire for another 6 weeks yet.
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>>202237958
didn't you do this last night
fuck me you must be enormous
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I want my mummy to come and fetch me
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>>202237944
I’m a virgin and I am embarrassed of that enough to the point where I will just see women’s validation on the apps but not actually meet up with them so I’m not really sure.
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>>202237962
fr?
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>>202237871
kept walking into a room and forgetting why I went in there, did an MRI and doctor found dementia
>>202237883
can't know what it's caused by
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>>202237958
fuck off and die
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>>202237985
you can if you're just buying materials and doing all the work yourself
obviously that doesn't include buying the land or installing any services
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>>202237994
cockmogs me
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>>202237988
I want to kiss her fivehead.
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>>202237968
>new hitchens
that's not the hitchens i want.
that's hitchens at home.
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>only neeks drink from a can or bottle, pour that shit in a glass
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got the grub from bruce
going to be full tonight
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>>202237994
Looks exactly like my cock
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>>202237955
i live in a slum. 105k would be laughably expensive for a 2up2down.
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>>202238012
nice larp
you'll be the boy who cried wolf someday
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>>202238030
it is not the 1930s anymore when a man could just roll up his sleeves and build himself a house
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I exclusively drink from a tankard
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just been cock mogged
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>>202237994
um
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>>202238065
would love to suck it (if you're a lass)
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>>202238059
nice mate.
how much did that Halal Snack Pack set you back?
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>canslad posts
>spaino spams tranny porn

Sorry about that, lads
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>>202238083
it's not that hard
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SCREECHING

>Jermaine Jenas asked me for a 'birthday kiss' - then BEGGED for sex: Junior BT Sport make-up artist reveals how shamed ex-England star bombarded her with X-rated messages... but insisted 'it's NOT cheating'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13843611/Jermaine-Jenas-asked-birthday-kiss-BEGGED-sex-Junior-BT-Sport-make-artist-reveals-shamed-ex-England-star-bombarded-X-rated-messages-insisted-NOT-cheating.html
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been here for a while but have no idea who ‘190’ is
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>>202237994
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>>202238078
why's this ugly bloke dressed up as a bird then
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sissyberg trying to get me to go fruity again but jokes on her because I busted a greaty dirty load an hour ago, seriously I can still smell it on the air
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umm
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>>202238128
he founded /brit/ back in 2012
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>>202238079
yeah well you're the boy who cried male because you have a cock but you're extremely feminine
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was out on my incelwalk and 2 women passed me and the one on the right had an incredible arse i couldnt stop looking
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>Cansmong is a 47 year old disabled bloke who lives with his mum and larps as Judge Dredd on 4chan

It's only funny because he thinks he's better than other people lmao
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love to lick that stitch line on my gf's bollocks
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>>202237994
lovely willy on her

https://www.reddit.com/r/FemBoys/comments/1fad1m1/this_is_the_average_british_man_feel_bad_for/
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Spaino hasn't posted on /Brit/ since July and you sad bastards are still obsessing over me every thread
lmfao
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Got the AGP music on
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>>202238174
why can't you eat steak
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>>202238174
agree with your post but you're still a gay man
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>>202238150
done that nonce
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>https://www.reddit.com/r/FemBoys/
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what do normies small talk about at work?
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my gf is HSTS not AGP
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Got the PCI-E music on
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>>202238174
this is you

https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
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get your cock out for the lads
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>>202238180
hmmm no i don't think i will
also that's not her
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>>202238240
mainly TV series they're watching
or their families
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>>202238240
weather, sports, movies, the family
i work with an incel who brings up sports he clearly googled and doesn't understand anything about them, so he just lists the games and what time they are
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>>202238180
>>202238265
>her
err
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It's like clockwork with him, lads

That said, who's for the cans?
And more importantly, just got done rewatching the Batman movie with Anne Hathaway so my question is, is Devil Wears Prada any good?
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>>202238174
Why would you laugh at someone you think is disabled? You don't know what posters are going through, why don't you just be kind
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lets create gay porn now by posting our uncircumcised cocks
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>>202238300
>who's for the cans?
bottles for me

>is Devil Wears Prada any good?
yes i liked it
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The Jesusiest of all Jesuses is Jesus himself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylyAiAWXGZg
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>>202238300
kill yourself you freak
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>>202238318
I have so much smegma down there
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>https://www.reddit.com/r/FemBoys/comments/1fgbaee/do_femboys_make_good_girlfriends/
well? do they?
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>>202238300
better than TDKR that's for sure
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>>202238116
it is illegal though
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god sasha grey was so fucking hot
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>>202238367
foy
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>>202238330
>>202238300
its got emily blunt in it too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ame5h40_26s
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>>202238083
Landlordberg getting rattled it seems
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>>202238338
>the most popular tranny
>the most popular music
>the most popular thread on 4chan
you are an NPC
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>>202238373
how is it illegal?
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trying wales then
this has potential for 149k
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147606827
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Morning, /brit/
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>https://files.redgifs.com/UnselfishAustereCaimanlizard-medium.jpg
>her willard is bigger than mine
bloody hell
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>>202237988
Marfa's mukbang Youtube channel when
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>>202238338
Non-politically would love to see JK take a pozzed tranny load from F1nn.
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>>202238304
I'm disabled too mate. It's just funny seeing people look down on others who themselves aren't in the most fortunate position in the first place. Respect is a key tenet of my taekwondo training.
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brecon bacon
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>>202238429
cockmogs me by far!
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>>202238367
>girlfriend
i thought the entire point of a femboy was to be a girly boy?
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>>202238422
andrew gosden spotted
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>>202238448
>It's just funny seeing people look down on others who themselves aren't in the most fortunate position in the first place.
roaring at this irony
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ6eRZRHSgU
any IDM lads in?
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>>202238448
how are you disabled?
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>>202238448
>I'm disabled too
The fact you live in your mum's used knickers already showed us that, lad
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>I'm disabled too

we can tell!
https://vocaroo.com/1lY7xAXb1VfK
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>>202238469
femboys are the worst of both worlds because you're fucking a dude (gay) while also dealing with a feminine personality (bitchy and annoying)

that's why tomboys and pooners are superior
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Thank you for believing in me. Thank you for backing Brexit.
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>>202238448
kill yourself you man

>>202238495
another cringe attempt at humour
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>Never had steak as my mum won't let me buy meat with bones in case I choke.
>Can't have chicken legs or thighs etc or anything with bones in. Mumberg will go mad. She doesn't like me getting raw chicken either in case I don't cook it properly. We usually get already cooked chicken.
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>>202238415
that's a bloody lovely house
wales really is god's country
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>>202238491
I have Borderline Personality Disorder, Major Depressive Disorder, Bulimia Nervosa and Gender Identity Disorder.
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>>202238429
Why would you get cock lengthening surgery if you're planning on getting it cut?
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>>202238519
leave means leave
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>>202238558
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>>202238558
none of those are disabilities and they're all made up
a disability is having no legs or no arms
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>>202238519
I heard RORKE had you on the ropes playing FIFA
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Lads, maybe get some education in sociology or anthropology, yeah?

Femboys are just crossdressers that are 'more acceptable' in public
The entire concept is you know they're male but they're pretending to be female

>>202238558
>Gender Identity Disorder.
Don't we fucking know it, spaino!
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Her mother cutting her hair and both of them acting like it is major surgery, when it is only an inch max and supposed to be a straight line. Of course, Mommy Bones might be taking a few sips before succumbing to the task, so I personally would not trust her with scissors, especially how accident prone she is.

At least Ruby is using her Oxford degree to its utmost with obscure paintings of little ghosts on everything she owns, writing down "activities" to do because she apparently can't contain that sort of information to memory, and reading every possible book she can find that mentions Oxford in it so she can pretend she is back there.

Don't even get me started on the grime she revealed on her bed when she started to pull off the sheets and revealed a pile of God-knows-what in the corner.

How odd it is that not once has she mentioned how her job is going, how she feels about it, if she would want to focus on Library Science for a career, or anything else. I don't expect her to say where she is working, for safety reasons, though I still assume it is just at her local school. If it were a public library I would hope someone saw her and would mention it here. I am sure the family is driving her back and forth, or she uses Uber. What a useless life she has. This was not inspiring, but rather depressing to see how low she has sunk.
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>>202238406
regulationmongs and councilberg and Town and Country Planning Act 1947
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Welcome to Central Industrial.
We are the future.
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*surreptitiously googles cock lengthening surgery*
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>>202238599
she is such a loser
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few things better than a big bloody bowl of pasta
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>>202238584
>Femboys are just crossdressers that are 'more acceptable' in public
fuck off spaino
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Read every word of that.
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In her new video she talks about her autumn TBR and one of the books she wants to read is Kafka's The Castle about which she initially says "I believe this is his only novel". Then we see her google something and "correcting" herself by affirming that Kafka only wrote two novels, The Castle and The Trial...

I was a bit bewildered hearing this from a literature student (and a self-proclaimed BOOKWARM and DARK ACADAYMIK), so much so that I (also a literature student) began doubting myself and thinking "wait, is Amerika not considered a novel but a novella?". I thought it was a longish book but I haven't read it so I googled it and... I don't know why I doubted myself instead of Ruby.

She almost certainly just read the beginning of the Wikipedia entry on Kafka and somehow, in her mind, the sentence "His best known works include the novella The Metamorphosis and novels The Trial and The Castle" meant that he only wrote two novels, one of which – arguably his most famous work (or at least on par with The Metamorphosis) – she didn't know.

Wow, such culture, much reading comprehension.
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sacked tranny loves being blasted in the face with ropes of hot cum
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>>202238600
there is nothing that says that you must pay a builder to build your house for you
builders build their own houses all the time
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>>202238584
can you kill yourself pls
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>>202238662
yeah his own
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>>202238644
Oxford completely dropped in my esteem for passing this moron. O, How the Mighty Have fallen!
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Here she is
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GIRL
you walk like a BITCH
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>>202238599
find it mental how there's an entire subforum dedicated to hating on some random wastress permabum "student"
the runts in tattle threads are lower than the worst brit posters (mn) even
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>>202238558
I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Panic Disorder, ADHD, Binge Eating Disorder, and moderate depression.

But you don't see me chopping my cock off.
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>>202238715
none of those are real
grow up
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>>202237971
had an ex gf who was like that. turns out she was doing cocaine with her sister. not even going out they would sit up all night doing coke. she called me at 6am once begging me to go over because she could smell gas and thought there was a leak. As soon as I got there she asked for a ciggie. I was like what about the gas leak. We go out the back yard and I couldnt smell anything so we are having a smoke then a guy from the gas company showed up, turns out she had rang their emergency line a bunch of times in the wee hours of the morning. he asked what was up and she told him she had smelled gas at the back and he looked at her smoking then turned to me and told me the gas line was at the front of the property and it wasn't leaking. fucking hell id forgotten about how embarrassing that was.
another time she text me to come over after work. it was winter and evening and I went round and her house was dark except a few candles. I thought she was being romantic and we shagged then i went to the loo to pee and when i flicked the light switch it didn't come on. I thought the bulb had blown then it turned out she had been sat in doing coke for a couple of days until she ran out of money and drugs and she hadn't paid her electric bill in weeks so they shut it off. I ended up calling up the power company, putting 20 on gas and 20 on electric, then got us pizza delivered. in hindsight i was such a simp it was pathetic.
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>>202238745
hey timmy
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>Borderline Personality Disorder, Major Depressive Disorder, Bulimia Nervosa and Gender Identity Disorder.
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>>202238694
wahey! based little hamster fella
what's her name then
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spainmong on his belgian VPN now
who triggered him this time
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having a whole chicken, shall share some with the cat
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recently discovered these bad boys.
you cannot suffer in the UK
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CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
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>>202238762
Millie
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>>202238773
yeah peng scrannage these
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>>202238668
but it has to meet standards dunit? you have to have surveyors and whoever the fuck sign off on it, and electricians and plumbers and everything has to be by the book
admittedly i am talking out my arse just thought that's how it was. planning permission and all that. you cant just wing it like any cunt
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Explore your perks with Shell GO+
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going hospital tomorrow
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>>202238785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9NSMY8QiQ
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before anyone asks I'm not gay by the way
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>>202238773
holy peng
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>>202238795
very based lad. love hamsters me. give her a sunflower seed from the lads at /brit/
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>>202238694
yeah peng scrannage these
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>>202238743
where's the fun in just sitting in your house doing coke?
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>>202238840
Having pictures of Blakeney as her phone screensaver is beyond bizarre. I would freak out if anyone was staring at photos of me on a regular basis and putting it right out front, and announcing it. That isn't love. That is obsession and yes, reeks of stalker-like infatuation. I keep very general pics as my screensaver. Flowers, trees, something seasonal. My photo roll is private and I am not going to put any of it on display for others to see, not to mention advertise it on Social Media. That is just downright scary. Every time I think Ruby can't act stranger, she does. Even if they both are somehow romantically involved with each other, it just shows the level of immaturity Ruby is at with relationships, that she has lean to this kind of behaviour, something a young teen would do over someone like Taylor Swift or a favourite actor. So freaking creepy.
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>tranny porn didn't get the thread deleted
>trying to flame me didn't rattle me
>the tranny gimmick didn't catch bait

And now he's onto the black worship gimmick

Lads, how does he do it?
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>>202238819
yes you have to pass standards but it's not hard if you know what you're doing
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So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
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blakeney is far too good for Rubbish
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>>202238841
yeah same, I'm bi
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british homes are literally like fucking hobbit caves I hate them so much. 50m2 divided into ten shitting different rooms with a single tiny round little window to let in a ray of sunlight. bollocks to it
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mad how predicatable spainfreak is
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>>202238737
>Binge Eating Disorder
>not real
tell that to my bulging waistline
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>>202238866
assuming this is bn we're on about? just filter the little sadcase
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTt69YO2VI
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>>202238865
it's obvious that wooby is a dyke and is going out with "Blakeney"
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>>202238866
Is this all you ever post about? Cans and Spainnonce?
Get a life you sadcase
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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
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>>202238903
average weight for an american
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>>202238896
grim beyond words
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>>202238867
well how am i gonna know what im doing if im NOT A FUCKING BUILDER
like i said, our great grandfathers did not have this problem, the lads got together and just got the job done
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>>202238935
james cleverley isn't in government any more
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Lmao cope harder wyboi. Your women choose Black Males as their partners more and more often. Black Male white female couples in Britain are getting more common while white men and women barely marry each other. White men are obsolete, you are not desirable
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What do you reckon Ruby Granger’s farts smell like?
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Get the clappers posted
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eating disorder? how about you stop dis-ordering so much food you fat shite
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4y9IZqJEhw

any livin' astro niggas in
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<< Mobius One, engage. >>
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fit
https://youtu.be/P6AnI8y7xa0
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Dreading the arse splitter tomorrow morning after eating those six triple cheeseburgers
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feeling extremely retarded lads, always thought bangladesh was an island
found out it's next door to india moments ago
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rorke's bussy quivering like a little sissy bitch from his mom's futa BBC
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I see he's still having a nuclear meltdown from me calling him an autistic incel. You can stop anytime.
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random black men in glasgow
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>>202238743
shagged though didnt ya wahey legend
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>>202239030
Probably just confuse it with Sri Lanka
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>>202239030
you're thinking of sri lanka
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>>202239003
she's fit but has the wallace and gromit mouth movements, quite disconcerting
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>>202238896
clapmeat for violent hoodlums
>>202239054
cronem on his way to katy's crib
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who is the "certain people" he's talking about? who dumps trolleys and mattresses and shit in the ponds right outside their home?

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1fgkwvc/actually_disgusting/
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Hello fellow people that come here every single day of their lives and have done so for years
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>>202238898
Back in the day we could just fuck off to the new world and claim a few hundred acres of land for a homestead.
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>>202239044
he's cuckposting now
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>>202239054
FOMYEG
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>>202239014
>Dreading the arse splitter tomorrow morning
set up a grindr appointment have you
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>>202239080
mate he's like 5'6 he's not shagging lol
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>>202239080
do you ever find it a bit gross that you're a massive racist?
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>>202239080
Okay but you still haven't explained who this Katy character is exactly?
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>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
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any gay nigga in
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>>202239067
>>202239070
always thought it was near indonesia so was confused why bangladeshi people are called Bengali when bengal is in india but never put two and two together for some reason, I have absolutely no excuse unfortunately
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>>202239105
not mousey you spazy yank
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>>202238988
sex styleeee
https://youtu.be/P7A-2lieY98
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>>202239091
yeah, so true
now its £1000pcm for one room in a flatshare in zone 3
we must retvrn ...
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>>202239086
chavmongs
drugmongs
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cloggy really does treat this place like a job lol
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>>202239145
it is ALWAYS a paki
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>>202239145
Anarcho Tyranny
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>>202239145
scripted
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>>202239110
5'6 yardie yute shags while 6'3 timmy wanking off at home rn
>>202239114
how?
>>202239121
um
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>>202239145
>charged
innocent until proven guilty
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>>202237804
I just bought cans because I was bored not drinking
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>>202239087
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>>202239145
was waiting for this to happen, but even I didnt expect same day lmao
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>>202239184
>5'6 yardie yute shags while 6'3 timmy wanking off at home
clueless mong
i bet you dont go out
oh wait you dont, youre here every weekend lol
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>>202239121
umbrella term for pale tings
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>>202239184
wait are you "Katy"?
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>>202239145
ages add up here
https://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/9853348.gumtree-robber-caught-after-youtube-rap-video-appearance/
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>>202239180
malicious communications act 1988
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>>202239087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQoVHqveQ98
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Watching the Sopranos
Good show

ay gabagool
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>>202239145
mad how the daily mail just says something happened and gammons lap it up
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>>202239180
it's this dude
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>>202239184
>how?
>clapmeat for violent hoodlums
you play play on horrid and racist stereotypes of black people being violent and animalistic
like genuinely it's fucking gross
hope you stub your toe
racist cunt
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>>202239224
It reads like fucking satire.
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That will be £30 pounds please sir
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>>202239095
Haha classic
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>>202239227
You’re here at the weekend as well?
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>>202239145
in his defense, i'd be pretty horny too the day I would be released
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david mitchell can only do one character
i have a feeling that thats just what hes like normally
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mad how dealing in any customer facing role for any amount of time teaches you really good people skills and also makes you hate humanity
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>>202239227
all 6'3 timmy did was pay for katy's meal today in return for a peck on the cheek while her pink slit is getting shagged silly in her bedroom by a longmeat cronem
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>>202239267
>hapless rap star
add it to the list
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>>202239267
seems like the average english bloke
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Homer Simpson. Funny
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>>202239275
the london experience
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>>202239275
give her a break, they've clearly just changed the barrel over and are running a few glasses to get it working right
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>>202239286
Yeah he’s a shite actor
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>>202239282
not every time, but he is without fail
>>202239294
cope its the 6'3 deanos who shag every weekend, attractive men regardless of race shag without issue - denying this is cope
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>>202239275
Pint of Biera Elton please love
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Blud is mentally ill :skull:
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>>202239275
t-thanks
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>>202239343
LOL you've never been in a traphouse then
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>>202239343
>he is without fail
How would you know that unless you’re here as well?
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Love that you can hear her accent so clearly.

I only just got into Charli with brat, but am a huge fan of all of her work now. One thing that I LOVE about Charli is how thick her British accent is always. Dua Lipa’s accent was much strong on future nostalgia compared to her newest album and I think that’s one of the reasons I don’t love it as much as her other stuff. Charli tho, her accent is sooooo good in my brain every time.
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slap the dangling poop
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Absolutely based how Russia smoked a load of NATO officers in Poltava with a missile strike last week.
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>>202239370
neither have you timmy
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>>202239370
how tf does that disprove what i said??
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>>202239289
deal with the devil
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>Black man found dead against tree with rope around his neck in NC: 'Not a lynching,' sheriff says
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had videocalltoil with gfberg
what was meant to be a quick chat ended up last an HOUR
whta did we talk about then? absolutely fuckign nothing cos we constantly text so there was nothing new to say
sick ot the bastrd death of it, one of satan's greatest inventions the video call is
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poo
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>>202239379
the question is: why are you sticking up for a literal cuckold?
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>>202239382
She would be attractive if she were under 25 years of age.
It is gross how she acts like a retard in her thirties.
Brat had two good tracks.
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>>202239407
you don't know what you're talking about, sorry
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>>202239435
promised he'd give him VIP in the 'cord
>commiemong and tranny poster here too
aha yeah
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>>202239421
>LDR
not a real relationship, she’s not your gf she’s out shagging other blokes rn
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>>202239438
tfw no gay box gf
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>>202239421
screaming
I always moan about video calls, fucking hate them because of the exact reasons you listed
have come to just refuse them completely these days
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AND IT'S HI, HOE, YOU'RE A SLAG LOL
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>>202239438
CWLTSHC
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>>202238857
i dunno. i dont really like cocaine and wouldnt do it much myself but i knew she did coke from when i met her so i couldnt tell her not to do it. for the most part she would just sit around all night and all day with her sister putting on makeup and posting on social media and ringing people causing drama. she was actually a nice person especially when she was sober but just a complete mess and addicted to drama and the cocaine just fuelled it. by the end she owed me about 200 quid and thats not including all the times i bought her ciggies, booze and takeaways. and her sister owed me about 80.

>>202239056
yeah thats true. it was good and she was attractive. early 20s, bit overweight but great chebs.
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might do a cheeky an hero
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Sabrina Carpenter inspired by Carly Rae Jepsen?

Specifically the closing track, Don't Smile, off of her latest album, Short N' Sweet. That song sounds like it could've been a reject from The Loneliest Time. The ethereal production along with the petty lyrics remind me of songs like No Thinking Over The Weekend and Go Find Yourself Or Whatever.
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>>202239435
You didn’t answer my question. I hate the Belgian nonce as well but how do you know he’s here “every weekend” if you aren’t yourself?
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My ethnicity? White Great British
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lil timmy tapdancing on his way to his leased audi because katy gave him a kiss after buying her lunch, but she's now taking vicious backshots from shiesty wearing hoodlums in a peckham traphouse
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>>202239421
Long distance? You should be shagging other women that's not even really cheating
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>>202239500
ktim
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>>202239500
noo don't you're so handsome haha
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rorke getting aggy
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>>202239087
we mocked 190 for having like 30k posts here and spainnonce for being here daily, but if I had a count of every post I've made I genuinely think it would make me cry
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No
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>>202239538
>>202239547
no don't you like have so much to offer bruh holy shit lmao
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>>202239564
need a moo deng hippo gf
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>>202239519
well he's here every weekend im here (and im not out every week) so it stands to reason that he's probably here every week
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finding myself or whatever
x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-kYsHiDdE
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>lil timmy tapdancing on his way to his leased audi
Okay I burst out laughing at this
Why not put this power to good use?
The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>202239476
after reflecting on it i realised just how insidious it is
it's not like a normal conversation where's theres other stuff going on, physical context, body language, you can come and go from the room as you please etc without interrupting the flow much
it's like being locked in an interrogation room. it's you and your interlocutor, looking at each other in the camera, and that's it. you must talk to each other. you must fill the void of silence with your inane words
this is why it is the work of satan. it is Hell for the adhd-minded
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>>202239582
what like this?
*bends over and shows you my pooey hairy arsehole*
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>>202239462
>>202239535
she's just away atm
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mad how expensive pints are now, went to a pub with my mum and 1/2 a pint of diet coke and a pint of thatcher was nine quid. NINE BLOODY QUID. Joke nation.
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uh oh
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it's up
>>202239595
>>202239595
>>202239595
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>>202239627
i saw that



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