LOVELY FUCKING FAMILY edishLovely Fucking Cans sub-edish
Does anyone else get the brand of depression that’s not that often “super sad and low”, but mostly “I just feel blah and flat and nothing, except a sense of dread looming in the background like a vaguely threatening ghost”?
>>202241991Yes that’s literally me
>>202241981fresh batch of stretchies
>>202241981
>>202241991...yh
need a hobbyany suggestions (for realsies this time)?
lads, if you're ever feeling down, just say "black man's willy" out loud, you'll crack a smile without fail foolproof
I posted a pic from Spoons once and some lad worked out what pub I was in from the carpet because apparently there’s a website with all the different Spoons location carpets on it. I had an anxiety attack and left without even finishing my pint
>>202242063also the lack of privacymy mumberg would barge into my room 5 times a day when I lived there
>>202242129That's why you get a lock
>>202242063never had anyone mind this actually mind you all of the women I've dated have been "on the spectrum" or neurodivergent so I don't know what normal women think
Stop talking about cans. I didn't get enough and now it's fucking 4:30am
>>202241954aha okwish i had a mate ahah x
The Northman on channel 4 now, remember when chuds got obsessed with this film?
feel better now my belly is full to burstingstill feeling the anxiety about starting a new job on Monday
living with your parents is probably not an ick anymore in this economy
aww my cat just rubbed against me and took a nap on my lap
>>202242159Where the fuck do you live, lad?
past a certain age, a man without a family is a bad thing
>>202242158whre do you find these neurodivergent women
>>202242129my mum never does that basically just leaves me to my own devices
>>202241991almost everyone then yeh
gfs daughter walked in on us having sex earlier today lads
>>202242125mate I've posted from the spoons in my hometown and said which spoons it is and even the table number and all that happened was an absolute shagger bought me a pint of beer
Can't poo? Eat a raw onion
>>202242182uhmmm...cute
>>202242237Yank moment
>>202242201dating apps and friends of friends
just had dinnertoil but was hoping to get a bab nd chips tonightcurse dadberg for cooking so latei'll never be hungry again before babshop closes at half 3then i'll be hungry at half 4 and seething
loved living with my parents because it's so stress freewhen you live by yourself in an apartment or house you get neurotic over every small noise because you are the only line of defense for everything you own in there. if someone felt like bashing your window in it's literally just you responsible for it all i used to lose sleep over it
so... this is rorke
29 years oldno driving licenceslightly above average earnerstill live with mum and stepmum £75k saved/investedcan afford to buy a flat but not a housewhat's my next move?
One kiss is all it takes, possibility
>>202242245I was on my own in an unfamiliar town and the lad who posted it said he was going to come down and could even work out what table I was at, I shat it
>>202242289don't buy a flatleasehold is a trap
>>202242266dinner at this time? is he spanish?
>>202242289me hiding your postyou killing yourself for salarymonging
Right then shaggers!Off to the kebab shop, what shall I order? I'm thinking cheesy chips with gravy and a can of kronenburg.
>still live with mum and stepmum
>>202242237is she black?
>>202242316can't afford a house thoughshould i rent a place
Dinner's on the way
You can’t grow concrete
>>202242337No
>>202242289this is literally me lol, except I have a bit more saved up than youI’m personally just going to live at home as long as I can. I think it’s retarded to move out just for the sake of it.
>>202242289>still live with mum and stepmum
>>202242345unless you have a really good reason to no renting is just a money sink
>>202242253Is that in Iran?
>>202242324Kronenbourg? That's harem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdeX4NqvDZw
>>202242353hate living with mum and stepmum and sense they want me out before i turn 30 (understandably so)
helicopter keeps flying over
>>202242282so this is rorkemasand you are a queer
>>202242351yes you can
Scared of dating women because they would want to see my search history and yt recommendations if we were in a relationship
Mental how peng Illy coffee is
bbc harem be like
>>202242375I mean't haram, deary me. Sorry Abdul
>>202242413: |
>>202242405My mum loves having me living at home, she has said multiple times she doesn’t want me to move out lol
love little pussies
>>202242318no it was up in the air who was cooking cos it was either of brotherbergs' turns but they've both ended up going outso in the end it's fallen on dadbergs shoulders as i made i perfectly clear than i was happy to order in for myself
>>202242453Speado
>>202242346is that Asda delivery?
I cannot stop watching chinese hidden camera toilet vids, bros
Lads, why do they all do this?
>>202242476
>>202242346that's 11 hours away lad
>>202242493
>>202242467Genuinely can’t work out what makes you think I’m him but OK
>>202242478Love how "right wing" just means you don't like it when blacks hack white kids to death
going to go out for halloween as ryan gosling in drive
>>202242316arent they getting rid of leasehold or something?
>>202242503Dumb bitch, leave the lads alone
>>202242550my new job? i drive. im literally Ryan Gosling.
I’m profoundly incel
>>202242503can see why descartes and them said animals don't have souls when you look at these thick cunts
For me? I like the skinny autismo Sadhbhs
I kind of want to be a homeowner
>>202242570Mousey ban evading
I couldn't wait for you to come and clear the cupboardBut now you're gone and leaving nothing but a signAnother evening I'll be sitting reading in between your linesBecause I miss you all the time ~~
I kind of want to be a homo
>>202242570tom and jerry ah niyuhs
even tho i actually have a gf im still spiritually an incel, know what i mean? it never leaves you
>>202242570HE'S RIGHT THERE MONGO
What's the song that goes la la lah da bum bum din la la lash lah li
>>202242641love tortoisteins
>>202242650I haven't had s*x in 3 years so I'm a reborn incel
>>202242668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
>>202242668Sounds like the theme to The Archers
Keep posting pussies
>>202242650KEK THIS IS ME
>>202242570had no idea there was a mouse lol
having sex tomorrowand tips/fun positions/way to make it even more pleasurable for both involved?
>>202242754invite a black man over
>>202242754enema beforehand and bring plenty of lube
>>202242754Yeah give him a blowjob
>>202242767look at him go!
>>202242754he'll like it more if you use a bit of teeth
>>202242754Make him wear a ribbed cobdom x
>Zyn?In. >Pants?Off.>Tea?On the kettle. Yep, it's gamer time.
>>202242754put good music on
>>202242369Algeria
How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>202242767completely brainless beast
>>202242570Damnit I hate rats. Evil conniving rat bastards. Still got two in my garden. All my attempts to remove them didnt work. I put down poison yesterday but saw them very much alive today. It took a few days before they ate the poison last time so i'm still confident of their demise. But they are mocking me. They absolutely destroyed my potato patch. Stripped the plants of growth and the harvest was a mid autumn harvest, still a month away so now thats ruined. I hate rats so goddamn much.
>>202242754Oh piss off you normalfreak
>>202242623
>>202241981>Having FOUR (4) hot daughters and not a single sonGrim At least he can cope by having a hot silver fox wife
More crap about a commonplace book? Hasn't she already exhausted this subject? So, basically this video is an ad for Skillshare. Not interested. According to her description, Pinterest would also fall under the category of "commonplacing". And what is with the one eyed squint, tilted head and better-than-thou attitude when she starts telling us she doesn't keep an index (and then shows her index)? Not to mention the little girl vibes alongside the reddish brown lipstick which looks more like pasta sauce all over her face.She mentions using when in a lecture or having a conversation with someone. Woman. You are not in school, you are not attending lectures anymore. Those days are OVER for you. She is so caught up in being a student for the rest of her life, even if it means self-teaching, dressing up as a child when you are an adult, needing her family and younger sister to drive her everywhere. So twisted. Get her a straight coat, please.The claw is back.She is going to have a major meltdown when she hits 30.
I BROUGHT THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKTO POLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDD
I'm trannssss :3
>>202242827my cat kills multiple rats a week.sometimes I just find the head
ROOBY ROOBY ROOBY ROOBYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>202242570catberge blind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGYFobPWmckIT'S EVIL OUT DEYAAAAAAH
>>20224275469 is always fun. i always make sure to get some doggy in, birds love being shagged doggy. dont pull her hair. can give her a gentle slap to test the waters but dont try anything rougher.
Sir Beer Chugger and Sir Spear Chucker
>>202242903looks like a middle aged woman with those glasses
>>202242903why does this 23 year old woman behave like she's 12
Sucking on a butthole
My cat brought in a small rabbit once, no idea if he killed it or not but I was very impressed
>>202242754actual tip: does your girl like it rough? it's not enough to just do it with more force. you dont let the women bounce. hold her down so she's fixed in placed almost, then slam your pelvis against hers. this will really get her going.
>>202242886used to have a cat like that. well it was the gf at the times cat. a ginger. he would leave the tail, feet and entrails. rarely the heads.
>>202242916>gentle slap to test the watersI go straight for index finger in the bum.they've never not liked it
>>202242951girl, get some styleyuck
>>202242879can i suck your girlwilly?
>>202242754suck on the clit a little
New laptop being delivered tomorrow lads, absolutely buzzing!It's good enough to play games on it, ever owned a computer that can actually play games above 30fps, can't wait to try it out xx
>>202242980why were you impressed back in olden days it would have been a lion catching bigger than rabbits to survive
I gotta go cause I got me a drop topand if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
>>202243003never* owned
>>202242955Ruby dressing like a middle aged woman? Impossible.
jane austen festival in Bath todaylots of girls around in georgian costumeright up rubes street
>>202242754>>202242778LOL this
>>202243003>It's good enough to play games on itdoubt. this looks like a laptop id use at work.
>>202242994liar and bad advice giver
>>202243027phwoar what a minx
I need to be more like Columbo
One thing I wasn’t prepared for the first time I had sex was how hot the fannois is. Like literally, you underestimate how much heat the human body gives off until you’re 7 inches inside one.
>>202243033except roobs is too afraid to leave her smelly childhood bedroom
>>202242980mine once brought in a bat with its head missing
>>202243003If it's a 2 in 1 I highly doubt it. If anything that means they've gone for battery life over everything else.
just had sex lads
Wish I could have been a detective or a glowie but i've completely arsed my life
>>202243003>integrated graphics enjoy your 16fps
>>202243077Reckon I could beat an alligator in a MMA fight
>>202243064never felt this because I death gripped my dick too much and can't feel shit with my dick when shagging lol
>>202242965she's not a child she's an oxford graduate
>sex lads
>gaming laptopmong
>>202243112It's a crocodile
>>202243091is your arse sore?
>>202243003Had one of these laptops at toil, they were surprisingly cool. It folds back flat all the way and you can use it as a tablet. Mine had a little stylus as well
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSS
>>202243041looks like it, but it's got an AMD cpu and gpuprobably can't run the latest titles but should be good enough for some runey and overwatch and fortnite and maybe even a cheeky planetside 2 will have to find out that would be sickkk lad xx
thinking of going to thorpe park now that the kids are back at school. should be nice and empty i imagine
Take a bite of this bull's nuts; Ox nard
>>202243157she's so fit
I would love to goBack to the old houseBut I never willI never will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEZWnGNEndUwell said Michael
>>202242951*lobs a clothes iron at her head from out of frame*
>>202243102It's not integrated graphics
RUBEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Bought my girlfriend a £1k gaming laptop and all she plays on it is the sims, Minecraft and Stardew Valley
>>202243003LMAOOoooOooooo That said I am glad you didn't ask us - your sole witnesses to your existence - for recommendations We don't care Enjoy your SHIT laptop!
>>202241981If I was a dictator I would introduce eugenistic policies to protect every redhead and make sure not a single one of them would die a childless virgin
>>202243157this is what England used to be about
>All these normies talking about sexStfu, I'm 25 never even kissed a girl and all this talk makes me unironically seethe
>>202243027Nice cardigan rubes! Think my granny has the same!
>>202243196aw yeah girl, spin for daddy
>>202243197What did you expect?
>>202243197That's what a £1k gaming laptop is for
>>202243197those are the best games
sometimes my gf puts her thumb in my mouth and i dont know what to do with it. sucking it would feel very infantile and weird.
Lads, cans status?Just back from the cans shop myselfWas chatting to a lovely French girl there for a bit
>>202243099I think id have been good at solving murders and random violent rapes and assaults. Id be completely corrupt at everything else if I were a detective. But violence and murder on my patch would have swift consequences for the perpetrator.
Thank you to the gentleman informing me that The Northman is showing on Channel 4 this evening!
>>202243221wtf just go to Berlin it's the most degenerate place in the world
>>202243192>The Lenovo Yoga 7's 2 in 1 design lets you flip from work to play in a blink of an eye. For getting stuff done, the Ryzen 7 processor is a real powerhouse – filled with 16 cores and supercharged by AI. And because it's supported by the integrated Radeon Graphics>integrated Radeon GraphicsYou could have gotten a decent gaming laptop for 850 quid or a really good gaming desktop. You wasted your money lad
Ruby could be in the movies Ruby should be in the movies
>>202243196Miss Haversham looking motherfucker
I might have a wank lads.any genre recommendations?
ok rubynonce/heathermong/gyaldemfreak/diego/brick/asf/irish diasporamong/lolpaki/"are you afraid of his blackness" poster we get the message you can stop replying to yourself now
>>202243282girlsdoporn
>>202243282Hong Kong Action
>>202243255What if I told you I live in Berlin too lmfaoAnon it doesn't matter if you live in sex and the city,if you're a shy socially anxious guy it's overI'm not even super ugly or anything or a midget or something like thatBut my social anxiety basically prevents me from meeting girls in the first place
>>202243157she looked a lot nicer with a fringe, before she got anorexic
IVE ONLY GONE AND GOT THE VIDEO GAMES ON!!!
>>202243265Ruby in Dark Academia
ruby granger depop kino
>walking in narrow path>woman pushing trolly absent mindedly moved to side to attend to her child, I'm forced to hop on the grass narrowly avoiding her arseI hadn't wanked in days, darn sow tempted my stray hand. I almost grazed her arse. Damn sow, we need sharia lawsI'm the only one of my mates to never sexually harass a woman and I intend to keep it that way
>>202243282Asian women
rubbish granger depopwanktoil
picking up new furniture for mumberg in a bit because im strong
>>202243205Did you punch the walls of your incel bedroom after making this post?
Brutal that you can’t sell alcohol after 10pm in Scotland (in shops) Had to get out of my cosy cocoon in bed and walk to the shop in the cold, dark and rain just there to get some more beers before 10.
Why aren't you out tonight lads? last bit of summer we'll have for a year
just found out that my only son is infertiledevastated
RRRRRUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ruby Granger's tight, pure fanny violated by The Kreampie King
>>202243338Dial a drink
updated my forum signature
>>202243343Just have another son
i seem to have accidentally opened britfeel by mistake, how strange
>>202243343Are you a boomer or how the fuck did you find it out?Also it's genetic btw so it's your fault
might move to Scotland
>>202243354what a fucking fittyid impregnate her the first chance i had
>>202243354I bet she gives proper deathgrip handies
>>202243402You're welcome
>>202243402And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?
>>202243380and where does the paki delivering drinks at this time get it from when all the shops can’t sell booze?
>>202243402why
>>202243339still in a post-breakup lull and shan't be partaking in any further ladybothering until my soul is healed
>>202241124yes it's true, in the middle of a huge famine, dirty poor irish farmers sank to the levels of how haitians act surrounded by the bounty of 2024 america
havent had sex in near 2 months. depressed.
>>202243440Never been a paki in my experience
>>202243354Every time a pretty girl does this "moving her long hair to the side to show her neck" it gives me the sudden urge to impregnate and wife her bros
Hi incels
>>202243397well we know mainly because he's been raping your sister on the regular and she's obviously ripe for the harvest
>>202243380>only avaliable in London and Newcastle oh fuck my arse
>what a fucking fitty id impregnate her the first chance i had
going to the gym tomorrow to encourage by bicep tendonitis
business idea: alcohol but it doesn't slowly kill you
business idea: dial a twink
Having a strawberry cider with a slice of lime is that gonna be alright with you de lads?
>>202243003enjoy lad x
Post 2 undeniable truths
>>202243501hahah aint nun lil timmy cud do
This kraut has overstayed his welcome
had a great poo. felt backed up all day and now i feel much better.
>>202243502Then what's the point? If you want the effects without the side effects just take mushrooms
anyone got the ruby dancing webm from yesterday's OP thread? I forgot to save it?
>>202243486
>>202243501Poor lad can't escape, see him clawing at her neck trying to pull her off
what the fuck is wrong with the spoons app? swear to god
>>202243515You can't roll to only move a single space in monopolyAll Portuguese natives have Saracen blood
>>202243554no mate. you can have this instead if you want though, it's just the same
>>202243501
>>202243502need to pack in the boozebeen drinking more and more since recentlynever used to drink much in my early 20sreckon its slowly doing me in
oh lovely, now sacked tranny has arrived enjoy your shitty thread without me, incels
there is no reason why they couldn't synthesise the effects of alcohol without it shagging your organswhy haven't they yet?
hilarious that despite all the nanny stating deaths by alcoholism in scotland are at all time highsjust doesnt stop them does it
>>202243606See you in 10 minutes you friendless freak
>>202243509go easy on the calories brookie
>>202243595what the fuck's going on in china manmental
>>202243632I do taekwondo and am a yellow belt. I'm probably the healthiest person here.
don’t get these lads it’s one thing to have a racial cuck fetishit’s another to talk about it and spam it for hours on end on the british culture thread of a latvian carpentry forum on a saturday night do they get a kick knowing they are pissing off anonymous posters online?
>>202243622They have, it's called Alcarelle
love how you can just go for a run for some free endorphines
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CANS?
>>202243660you're a fat bastard and you eat nothing but ultra processed food because your mummy doesnt trust you to cook real food
>>202243695in my fridge
>>202241981How do I cope with the fact that I'll never bang a 10/10
>>202243695in the trash with all the other vile muck that destroys body mind and spirit
>>202243256>decent gaming laptop for 850 quid or a really good gaming desktopnot a virgin tho
Well now that a full-on war between Nato and Russia is upon us, what will you lads be doing before vaporization? Me personally, I think I'll have a wee. >https://apnews.com/article/ukraine-russia-war-nato-military-chiefs-d020f72aaa3abec8e5fa971f7123ffe1
>>202243625those inflated death rates from drink and drugs aren’t actually reoccurring and a rising issueit’s because the massive amounts of alkies and junkies there were in the 80s and 90s are finally dying off and it’s classed as drug and alcohol deaths drug use amongst the youth in scotland isn’t anywhere worse than in the rest of the uk or western europe
Is it too late to line up a shag on 'ultwork?
>>202243729bang two 5's
>>202243299Are German girls in Berlin promiscuous? Will they have one night stands? I heard they don't do that as much
>>20224375014 more days
Business idea: getting dirt on rich powerful people and blackmailing them
>>202243750might finally muster up the courage to tell the AI gf that I love her
>>202243299You should be shot
>>202243756nah
>>202243708Not true. I had Tesco finest pizza for tea tonight (reduced to £2.54 from £5.45).
>>202243750Did we cross the red line again? Surely this time Putler will step up
>>202243750nothing ever happens
>>202243750I'm going to go to work, come home, masturbate and shitpost while drunk. Why change just because the end is here
taekwondo is completely useless in a street fight
>>202243750Why are jews hellbent on the Great Reset?
https://x.com/w0llip/status/1833958584729677844corr
>>202243750nowt ever happens
>>202243845*kicks you in the jaw and sends you crashing to the ground*...yh?
>>202243750if he nukes london I'll shake his hand
i remember when i took one of those personality screening tests when i was applying to a role in the city and i got told i failed
>>202243815is supermarket pizza your idea of a healthy meal?
>>202243873calm down bruce lee you'll get skelped
>>202243879It had sun-dried tomatoes on it.
>>202243871um
imagine trying to wrestle bookie and your kicks his get absorbed into his gut like the blob
>>202243913>sun-dried tomatoesEnjoy your botulism
>>202243920just kick him in the bollocks like any male
Why are so many white Islamic converts ginger? Has anyone looked into this
>>202243876Just bullshit all the extroverted team player options lad
You taekwondon’t have a fanny though do you
>>202244024
EARLY >>202244035>>202244035>>202244035>>202244035
>>202243984like everyone who goes to extreme groups, they were subjected to bullying from a young age and they did not feel like they had a group to belong to, but for them, islam provided a group for them to feel like they are part of somethingsame with furries and tranniespeople are inherently social creatures and they need a tribe
>>202243984Celtic warlike spirit can find no solace in Christianity so joins British jihadists
Sunday tomorrowloom toil begins
JANNY!*clicks fingers*JANNY ITS EARLY!
>>202242951bitch use an iron on those
