Gibraltar editionPrevious: >>202214769
Good morning /med/.
gm /med/
>>202255599One of the last pieces of family lore that my late grandfather recounted to me was that he had an uncle - who was a sailor - who emigrated to Gibraltar, married there, and had children; 5 of them, if I recall correctly.
>>202255700>>202255709Morning>>202255743Perhaps you now have British relatives somewhere
My dogs enjoyed the croissants.
>>202255818I wonder if their descendants are still in Gibraltar.
>>202255743my great-grandfather was in Malta during the warhe got really bad PTSD from the bombing and ended up living under the care of a family there for a few years he sucked Maltese penises and became pretty prominent when the question came to Malta joining the UK
AAAAHHH
>>202256145>he sucked Maltese penisesLiterally or figuratively?
>>202256145I'm assuming he was somehow involved with Labour then?>>202256319I like how the dinosaur looks like it's reacting to the flying shark.
>>202256429Yeah, doesn't look good for trexsisters.
Won't goon.
>>202255599I found out only few days ago that it's still under british controlSpanish are so cucked loool
>>202256766malta is also basically ours too we cuck you both
>>202256766>I found out only few days ago that it's still under british control
sisters please stop trying to start fights we are all mevd>>202256795we own the channel islands lol
Best day ever.
>>202256684
>>202256766Spain has no leg to stand on regarding Gibraltar, given that they have Ceuta and Melilla in north Africa
Tight.
>>202256856I know that, it's more about someone learning about it just recently.
>>2022567811. oh yeah? then take the migrants2. it's an island so it's different
Brit influx with quite a lot of medless behavior, I must say
>>202257262The only righteous Brits are Catnigga and Blakeposter (and you for the time being, I suppose)
>>202257371Catnigga is the British diplomat to /med/
Summer dresses are going away for almost a year again and I’m NOT okay with it.
>>202257262>goes to bongistan>does not appear at catnigga’s porch with smoked salmon and spiced hot wineNGMI
>>202256031I really hope you're joking
>>202257625I'm okay with it
>>202257089Yes <3
>>202257854Why?
>>202257371Yeah and new Britposter is nice.>>202257747>implying I didn't try to meet him last time I was in London
>>202257962Very tight.>>202258608>gironde when catnigga sent the squirrel army after him
Good day med, I made cookies but they ended up too crumbly and falling apart, also kinda bland and dry. To sum it up I failed.
>>202257854Dogs can properly digest large amounts of sugar and you can give them diabetes quite easily, and some of the chocolate compounds found in chocolate are toxic to dogs, as in they can die if you give them a couple on ounzes of dark chocolate
>>202257089Imagine how sweaty she becomes, this thing doesn't breathe at all.>>202257899She's so pale.
>>202259212I only gave them a tiny pinch of croissant without the filling.
>>202257625Very nordic smile. I can see the humour on her lips, and the glint of malice in her eyes. One hand reaches out towards you, as if to take what you have.
>>202259400Her boobs are enormous so she can't be a bad person.
>>202259477An artful counterpoint, and one to which I have no rebuttal.
>>202259477I don't trust females with large breasts. Don't like em
Patata l-forn bil-majjal for lunch on a Sunday as God intended.
>>202259477Flawless reasoning, but not if fake. If they're fake, she is super untrustworthy.
sad to see medders fall for the oldest trick in the book. Large booba will only bring sorrow.
>>202259265Imagine her all sweaty, the horror…>>202259400I’m sorry catnigga, but I didn’t notice her smile at all.>>202259960Delicious.
Good morning, fellow Romans.
Good day sisters. Yet to go to the gym, but had a gamer moment and compared hdr (hdr 1000, not 400) gaming to sdr gayming. Lads, hdr 1000 is goated, let me tell you.
>>202260343Frieren sex
>>202260290Salve, João.
>>202259265>She's so pale.Let's balance it out with a woman who isn't pale
>>202260290Ave.
>>202260102Big is beautiful (in this context).
>>202260741I would give up my right testicle to be one of those blueberries that slips from between her fingers and lands directly in her breastal crevasse.
>>202260822That's a big price to pay.
>>202260822I don't think that's a good trade
>>202260603Would you maintain social distancing.
Was coming home and the BBQ aroma invaded my nostrils.
>>202260603Ehm sesso
>>202261825That depends>>202262285Good post
>>202262240Where have you been? To another date, you goddamn fakecel?
>>202262389i forgot to say it was from my climbing sesh
For all the new british posters, there's an italian anon extremely racist to brits, i think he goes by the name of "brescianon", everytime he sees a british flag he breaks into a british racism rampage, so please be aware
>>202262540He's also one of the coolest guys itt by the way
>>202262540Should have the same warning with asians for Piedini.
>>202262654we only have twinko
Currently walking in a botanical park.Soft plain girls, well dressed in cottagecore woolking with their parents. Makes me want to die.
>>202262799Based and true
>>202255599Saw a documentary on gibraltar and its becoming increasingly brown and spanish speakingGrim
>>202262874...Always has been
>>202262540You need to also warn them about the dunmer (level 2 anglophobe) and booma (level 3 anglophobe)>>202262799I alternate between thinking that women should have sex with me, and that it should be illegal for women to be beautiful.I bet the flowers are not the best smelling thing in that garden.
>>202262540Brits are pretty lame to be fair
>half an hour with no postsIt's over, /med/ has fallen
I'm busy being busy
>>202262799To hell with the women God damn it, you're in a botanical park!
>>202263781It's 2pm on a Sunday afternoon, all the resident thread normies are taking a promenade in the local botanical garden with that fine young filly they've been courting for the past six months, discussing marriage and local politics as they try not to stare at her lily white hands
>>202264080I'm watching videogame essays while I have lunch.Later, I'll play videogames while having the videogame essays in the background.
>>202264080We live in a society>>202264226Nice, have you come across any good video game essays recently?
>>202262821yeah, pain all around.>>202262963Classic duality... I usually maintain the same outlook of self hatred over my busted, grotesque face clashing by my undying love for women.It is quite absurd, I look at them and when they look back, I fear to see a hint of disgust and confusion in their eyes.
Gymgoers give it to me straight, so with progressive weight overload, i should be able to lift all the plates of any machine in my gym after 4 months or so?
>>202264397https://youtu.be/rTOEGeWcQdYI liked this one.
>>202264619No, because it becomes harder to progress as you get stronger.
>>202264672A page says you should lift a 10% more or less after every week, but that means 5 more kilos every week, which sounds insane
>>202263907I know but I haven't found flowers as sweet smelling or any tree better looking than the female form haunting these paths.
>>202264838It's insane, you won't be able to increase 10% each week for a long time, only the first few weeks of training basically.
day 22 of nofap
>>202264981That makes more sense
>>202265102DRAIN THE SWAMP, DRAIN THE SWAMP FOR GOD'S SAKE
>>202265102The gooning sesh will be so wild you'll no clip into a wall.
>>202265302i am like a bomb ready to explode
>>202265411according to my estimations gooning session will take 10 seconds
>>202264634Interesting. I sometimes watch videos about Halo. I skipped to a bit in your video that mentions the lighting in Doom 3 (around the 22 minute mark). Which is funny because I watched a video about Halo 2 the other day which also mentioned the lighting in Doom 3. The video is about Halo 2's lighting and graphics being too ambitious for the original Xbox to handle:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSu0QkDIjMI
>>202262963fookin soft lad with his fookin cats can't handle the banterI'm not an anglophobe, right? I luv English Roses too much for that you're gonna tell me I can't banter a man just cuz of where he comes from? you're the real lusophobe if you ask me!so fuck off back ta /brit/ if you don't loike it simple as.
>>202264981What if i increase reps by 10%?
>>202265613Basically all consoles up to the PS5/Xbox series had games too ambitious for them, hardware has always been limiting software, the current AI craze for example is all based in software that existed long ago as a concept but was simply too slow and expensive to do with old hardware.For current consoles, I don't think there's any game that is too ambitious for them, but maybe one will come.That video also features The Order 1886, which when it came out I didn't appreciate because I wasn't into graphics, but in retrospect it was great that a studio was willing to push technology that much.
>>202265695The progress will slow down and eventually stall out, and at some point the focus in only increasing reps will result in a resistance training more than a strength training.
>>202266267>Basically all consoles up to the PS5/Xbox series had games too ambitious for themTrue. I still like Halo 2 a lot though and it runs well even though the graphics look a bit rubbish
>>202255599Thousands of Spaniards died trying to take this rock from the Eternal Anglo. So many lineages ended here. Imagine how many Castilian shitposters there would be if the Anglos just returned it.
>>202266373I get you, the games we played as kids/teenagers always leave a mark.
*take Minorca from the bongs and give it back to Spain*Is your country lawful good?
>>202266476True
>>202266720>Join two expensive and crippling wars only to cripple France against the Brits, let the Brits get very good trade deals with Spain; and get nothing in return.Sure
>>202266868Such is the benevolent French government
Today's training.Barbell row 4x10 with 80 kg.Pull ups 3x10 with bodyweight.
5x11 squats4x8+1x50 leg curls4x11 leg extensionsCouldn't decide if I should have done hip thrusts and calves on top of those because I need energy for tomorrow's bench session but tbf by the time I woolked home I came to the conclusion that if I had just woolked around the gym for 10 mins so as to rest a bit, I could have also done those two exercises.
And btw increased squat weight by 5 kgs and leg curl weight by 2,5.I could still increase squat weight further because my legs would let me, but my back doesn't really like it, so I'll have to wait for my back to get a bit stronger.
>>202266931Nah, this one was us. We fought you in two wars, 21 years in total and all we got was a lousy town called Venlo. The Brits got the best deal out of it.
Today's training 3x1h geology 2x1h biology1x1h chemistry
>>202266451Maybe Spain should return Ceuta and Melilla to Morocco>>202266476Yeah, er... played as a kid. Sure.
>>202267328Good luck
>>202267191You lowered the volume.Good.If you need 10 minutes rest between sets you are either doing 1RMs or you should just go home.
Did you know that "kiwi berries" are a thing? Me neither until just now. >>202265692Mock me all you want, but just so you know, I log every anglophobic post and back them up onto an external harddrive, wrapped in a layer of aluminium foil, wrapped in another layer of wood shavings.When Britain retakes its rightful place at the head of the world, with America our chair and Europe our footstool, there will be consequences for everything you have said.
>>202267328Nerd.
>>202267343ThanksEverything is going perfectly fine except the chemistry because I have the maths skills of a (non-Chinese) 12 years old
>>202267330I'm honestly fine with that
>>202267389I even have glassesYou gonna shoot me ?Khmer rouge scum
>>202267388>Did you know that "kiwi berries" are a thing? Me neither until just nowWhy yes I did and have eaten them multiple times but having lived in NZ for several years certainly helpsThey taste like gold kiwis and have no hairy skin so you just eat them like grapes, however they were like 6 times more expensive than regular kiwis
>>202267355>If you need 10 minutes rest between setsTbf, I only rest 3 mins between sets, but what I meant was that if I would have let myself rest 10 mins before doing a total of 6 sets (3 sets of calves and 3 sets of hip thrusts), I could have probably done those too with only 3 mins of rest between the sets.Btw, thoughts on drop sets? Is it good that I did 50 reps of leg curls in a single set with 50% of my final weight, or is it pretty much useless except for burning some calories / cardio?>>202267328Good luck with your exams. How do Réunion girls compare to mainland French girls? I'm sure you've seen some cuties in these past few weeks.
>>202267306At first i thought it was you, but then i thought you mean our king asking for literally nothing while he saved prussniggers
>>202267579My uni is full of cute exotic mixed girls it's unreal First time I've seen blasians IRL too
>>202267638>blasiansFuck you (just kidding), you literally can't suffer there.
>>202267579>Tbf, I only rest 3 mins between sets, but what I meant was that if I would have let myself rest 10 mins before doing a total of 6 sets (3 sets of calves and 3 sets of hip thrusts), I could have probably done those too with only 3 mins of rest between the sets.I understood you, I still think if you needed the extra 10 minutes you should go home instead.>Btw, thoughts on drop sets? Is it good that I did 50 reps of leg curls in a single set with 50% of my final weight, or is it pretty much useless except for burning some calories / cardio?Drop sets are done right after you finish a harder set, not without rest.If you did that 50 reps set without resting after your last set I don't know how you managed to get 50 reps.I prefer to do drop sets with smaller jumps in weight, but a few jumps not a single drop set.
>>202267856>If you did that 50 reps set without resting after your last set I don't know how you managed to get 50 reps.Right, that's because I rested 3 mins. Anyways, I have no idea why I called it a drop set, because I know drop set means lowering weight and not stopping. Had a retard moment there, my bad bruh.So far I've only done proper drop sets when doing triceps extensions but maybe I'll try the same tomorrow on my last set of dumbbell bench, that is if I won't forget.
today's training:ate bacalhau com batatas a murrogoing to have my sesta nowwill play video games later today
>>202268370Based training, I recommend
>>202267556>>They taste like gold kiwis and have no hairy skin so you just eat them like grapes, however they were like 6 times more expensive than regular kiwisIs that so? I just bought a 125g packet for 40p.
>>202267388good plan, too bad the world will be ruled by China for the foreseeable future
>>202268370>bacalhau com batatas a murroAhhhh presunto obrigado kkkkkkkk
>>202268421Production is probably ramping up they were kind of an experimental thing when I was still in NZ, I had jobs in many different kiwi orchards and I never saw kiwiberry crops because they were pretty rareAlso I might have bought them off season or somethingThere are also red kiwis if you didn't know
morning gentlemen>>202262540>extremely racist to britsimpossible>>202262963>booma (level 3 anglophobe)how does the scale works?>>202268370good training, was there any wine with it>batatas a murroalways kek at this name
>>202265102Just goon already.>>202267330Ceuta and Melilla were never part of Morocco because it didn't exist back then. It was under Muslim control during years until it was conquered by Portugal and then Spain (Ceuta at least).
Here are my favorite trees from the garden.
>>202258887Mmmm <3
And this one too
>>202268423>good plan, too bad the world will be ruled by China for the foreseeable futureThis is the future neoliberals want.>>202268651>There are also red kiwis if you didn't knowYour knowledge of this world supercedes mine by an order of magnitude. You have seen fruits that don't even exist within the boundless limits of my dreams.>>202269142>how does the scale works?Anglophobia Level 0>no strong feelings towards anglos, likely historically ignorant and low IQ>famous examples: myriadAnglophobia Level 1>mildly critical of historical british foreign policy and some slight negative feelings about certain aspects of the Empire>famous examples: george orwellAnglophobia Level 2>moderate dislike of britain, british people and/or british culture
>>202269142>>202270671I don't understand what just happened, but half my post got cut off for some reason and I'm not typing it all up again. Use your imagination.
>>202270714>wondered for a few seconds who the hell was called myriad
>>202270714But I'd like to know where I stand on the scale and it sure isn't on 0-2... :(
>>202269615Well they were Muslim, now they're not, and Gibraltar was Spanish, and now it's not. Who knows what the future holds.
Enjoying butts at the riverside.
Enjoying the scenery at the riverside.
>>202271291>>202271458You don't suffer in Portugal
Enjoying the water at the riverside.
Enjoying Spanish pisswater at the riverside.
>>202270714now I'm curious to see what level 3 is, but I can already imagine what it will be
>>202271648Based and cheers lad! Enjoying a wee beer in the darkness of an old scottish docking bay.
>>202272033How’s the trip been, from 1-10?
>>202271960My famous person example was Charles de Gaulle, if that gives you a hint.
>>202272191What about Joan? Surely above de Gaulle.
>>202272191De Gaulle was more of an Americanophobe than Anglophobe Not an Anglophile either but he had more beef with the burgers than the Brits both during and after the war
'ate Mers-El-Kebirbut 'ate AMGOT even moresimple as
>>202272191Charles de Gaulle was our most anglophile leader doe?
>>202272146A good 8 so far. Love the city and the region but travelling with parents can be a bit annoying. Would have been more fun with friends.
>>202272477Idk he kept making comments about the "Anglo-Saxons" as a whole (including USA) and he vetoed the UK entering the EUBut it's nothing compared to Roosevelt refusing to recognize him for years, wanting to occupy and administrer France, and planning to give away parts of Alsace-Lorraine and Nord to Belgium
>>202272757>vetoed the AnglosTruly a visionary and Anglophile. He was just doing what he thought Anglos would really want.
>>202272351Joan the Maid was not an anglophobe, she was a confused schoolgirl who the French callously pushed the front of their army because they knew it would demoralise the English to have to kill a woman.If she had been blessed with the good fortune to be born in the early 21st century, she'd be showing videos of her healing crystals to her 600 subscribers on YouTube and have an OnlyFans account.>>202272421>>202272477De Gaulle vetoed our application to join the EEC, he hated the Anglo-American alliance, and he made disparaging comments about Britain's role in Europe.Don't get me wrong, he's no Michael Collins, but he's certainly no friend of the British people either.
>>202272191I don't think de Gaulle actually hated you guysalso I'm just a realist, lad>>202272757>he vetoed the UK entering the EUtimed proved him right
>>202272886Peculiar take
>>202272479And how’s the accent? Do you understand the scots? Did you train a bit with Trainspotting?
>>202272886>Michael Collinswhich level would that be?
>>202273045Accent is alright, had no problems there and I find it quite charming. Scots are pretty cool and open too, had quite a bit of nice interactions.Never saw Trainspotting but now it got bumped up my watchlist.
Just saw the most angelical being at the river.Brunette with long hair, green eyes, tall, ample bosom and chest, wasp waist. She was accompanied by a fit guy (smaller than Andaluzanon, though not in height) with a huge scar in his belly, like he was almost sliced in half by a huge scimitar or claymore. Truly gruesome.Girls really seem to love the dangerous warrior type of guy.
>push your hips forward to unrack the bar, and don't make the common mistake of squatting the bar up with your kneesNiggas I'm retarded.
>>202272886>If she had been blessed with the good fortune to be born in the early 21st century, she'd be showing videos of her healing crystals to her 600 subscribers on YouTube and have an OnlyFans account.well nevermind >>202273070here I go, mr. CollinsTiocfaidh ár lá
>>202273090>/med/ resident film aficionado >never saw TrainspottingWew, lad, better bump it to first position on the backlog.
>>202273045IIRC, he went to Edinburgh, so the accent should be fine. Of all the different type of Scotsmen, they speak the most clearly.>>202273070Michael Collins is a Level 5 Anglophobe, the highest known classification of anglophobia according to British racial scientists.
>>202273235maybe he fighted for her
>>202273090I'd recommend Trainspotting but I'm English, I dunno what Scots think about it. I think they like it.>>202273287It's shite being Scottish.
>>202273294fought*, fuck
>>202273542I've never watched that film but I read the book twice, once in Italian and once in English
>>202273869That's dedication. Also the English version of the book has lots of Scots spellings and slang right? Making it harder to read unless you're familiar with the Scots language
>>202273287Well, I got a lot on my plate with all the horror movies.>>202273289Yeah honestly didn't have any trouble so far.>>202273542Yeah I need to check it out
>>202268413it was well worth it>>202268431cringe>>202269142funny namedelicious af
>>202270671based neoliberals >>moderate dislike of britain, british people and/or british cultureI don't dislike British culturein fact I adore British culture, so much so I have embraced the British custom of bantertally ho! quit being a poof and learn to handle the banter ya git! God save the King!(not offensive because it's British culture)
Some of you would've appreciated the nubian doctor that attended to my grandma. I'm more interested in the nurse.>>202264949Search harder.
>>202274817>Asian gymnastics .webmwow nice feet, Mrs. Saeko...
>>202271648Bathing at the Tagus or drinking Cruzcampo?Anal fisting would be painless in comparision?
Btw Gman (Sman now?) Magic is releasing a Horror themed set, I think you might like some of the art.https://scryfall.com/sets/dsk?order=set&as=grid
>>202275300I was talking about the second option
>>202274817A team of professional joke inspectors with fully updated licences will be reviewing all of your posts to clarify these claims of "banter".
>>202275143staying in shape is important to Asian females.
>>202275522>mfw 0 german in said team
>>202274062After 10/15 pages you get the hang of it
>catnigga's GPU minutes before he bought it
