pastoral edition>>202288854previous
BUN
I am pro amwf if the am is brown and the wf is a ginger
>>202292623this guy gets it
>there was another shooter anon, are you ok?
i spy a qt
>>202292627poor bridesmaid, having to go with the short guy
i thought gta online would be fun but it blows assnow i don't know what game to play
>>202292640dang stare harder dude*gives him the finger*
>>202292647League of Legends
>>202292647red dead online
>>202292647lmao
>>202292647Play with my pussy
>>202292647play something simple and fun to forget it. galaga, or rampage.
>>202292647slime rancher is really fun
Does anyone have a cup of honey for pooh bear?
>>202292690stop making these posts RIGHT NOW
ok continue
>>202292690i have a stuffed pooh
impacted pooh. "oh, bother" lmao
fingering girls in the pub bathrooms whilst holding a cigarette each time until i have a packet of yeast infection cigarettes to hand out to the homeless people next weekend
We need to have a national conversation about left-wing political violence
>/cum/ when mousenonce postshttps://youtu.be/I0eQD2jc5Sg
should i jack it to 2d or 3d tonight?
lol nobody acknowledges fat
>>202292774Holy shit it's schizojeet kek
>>2022927823d unless you have something specific in mind for 2d
despacito
good one fat, made me lol. keep up the good posts my friend!
>>202292774GEEEEG HE'S EVEN INDIAN
fatCHAD owns ya
>im going to not pay attention to you so hard that, if you say something, ill do the opposite just to spite you! (opposite is actually talking to someone, wow) lol and people still reply to me also
third time's the charm
did someone say something?
>>202292766The whole "threat to democracy" shit is complete projection meant to be moralize Dems. Only one party has tried to imprison, indict, assassinate, and remove from ballots their political opponents.
i think that both sides are laughing right now so i am just going to stop taking part in this before we both become fools
making one of those stuffed crust personal pizzas
even the plane tickets are ridiculously expensive what the fucki just wanna see vermont goddammit
>>202292862only one them denied the results of a legitimate election
>>202292862>democracy is most threatened when people engage in democracy so democracy must be curtailed to protect democracy from democracyreally makes you think
nigga how you gon talk politics when you can't even talk to bitches
>>202292891i have gotten a LOT of ads to fly to Canada
>>202292899wasn't legitimate
>>202292891what's in vermont anon
>>202292891fly to logan and take amtrak from the...north(?) part of the citythats what I did
>>202292888You need to get a life. Or at least pay me some common levels of decency and respect. You would be kicked out of my forum if I was in charge of this whole shebang.
I touched my penis while thinking about you
>>202292912cope
>>202292899it was rigged
might have to buy another laptop just to play another skyrim run
>>202292937i didnt do anything im just making a pizza
eating soil is high IQ/function autism behaviour
>>202292891you live in colorado you canjust go to the mountains and know
>>202292918snow covered landscapes that are nice for photography.>>202292919my original plan was to fly into logan, spend a few days there, then fly from logan to rutland. but now that i think about it, it would probably be better to fly into burlington, and make boston its own trip.
>>202292976>gaming laptops
>>202292976>buying a second toaster to play the worst ES game
>>202292981it's slurms mckenzie!the original party worm!
>india, the biggest shithole in the world with nearly a billion and a half people, can get election results in 24 hours>meanwhile in the US, supposedly the most developed country in the world, our elections can take upwards of days to count and call statesreally activates those almonds
>>202292964dilate
>>202292970zero evidence of this other than retards misinterpreting graphs
Joey is more famous than hitler
>>202292994make sure you wear layers and gloves so your fingers don't lock up and a hat to cover your ears, you gotta cover your extremitiesi wear two pairs of socks too
>>202292982I don't give a single shred of a fuck about what you're eating you fucked up looking nigger. Go cliff diving, head first is recommended but not necessary
>>202292996wrong, just a thinkpad >>202293002if it can run 'rim it can run fallout and the other es games which is what really matters
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yArVK56-muA
man down, burgerfuck peppero get sausages on burgerfuck tomato sauce get burger sauce my burgerthis burger gonna get burgery my burger
Shitting while watching youtube.
>>202293006It's clearly so democrats can cheat. There's literally no other reason.
this is a burgery
>>202293006>nooo you can't have voter ID laws, those are anti-democratic and racist or something>meanwhile literally every other advanced democracy has voter ID lawsI mean seriously leftoids are always sucking off Scandi and Euros for being advanced but completely ignore that they have voter ID laws
>>202293010>zero evidence of thishow long did it take certain states to get called in 2020 dumbass
>>202292888>>202292982Which brand? (I am a non-schizo leaf)
you know, i've never had a single pair of jeans i felt were comfortable. not one. i'd rather look like a loser wearing sweatpants in public.
Napoleon bonaparte Bonaparte= bonerparty Because of the nigger sex lol. How tight is a nigger? I've gone jeet but that's as dark as I think I'm gonna get
>>202293006yes we should imitate india, a country famous for its lack of corruption and legitimate political processes
>>202292891>that'll be $1,053 + 9/11 tip
>>202293070the left is built on pure hypocrisy and naked pursuit of power. literally evil people who only care about being in charge so they can ruin things
Canada isn’t real. Every 4 years people say they’ll flee to Canada if trump gets elected and they never do
*crying* Australia isnt reel
>>202293095women spend their whole lives trying to buy a pair that fits perfectly. It's the best scam in history
>>202293092digiorno
>>202293070Canada has voter ID laws, though you can technically vote without it,, if you have someone who has proven their ID do the voucher process to confirm that you're who you say you are. We still do have voter ID laws though.
california has 35m people, I dont know how we always manage to get our results so fast but the rest of the country cant get its shit in gear
despacito inos burgero
>>202293095You're in luck, as companies are cutting corners, and using synthetics in their jeans now. Should be more comfortable for you.
there is only one reason to oppose voter id laws and it has nothing to do with race
>>202293107They crashed out immigration website when Trump won in 2016.
The world will be on the brink of nuclear annihilation and apple news will be like "the gender sleep gap: why men are sleeping more than women"
>>202293091>the government double-checking vote counts and their legitimacy means the election was fakedit's amazing you fat stupid rednecks are smart enough to learn how to post on a website like this
>>202293161its true
>>202293161And it'll be all about how women are doing more "emotional labour" or some shit.
>>202293161*whispers* we've been drinking!
here i go kicking up dust again! saw a sign that said dr phil matters on the way here, heh
>>202293140guess no one really cares to double-check since it's a safe blue state
why do men get paternity leave
>>202293200yah but we have proposition and ballot measures too
>202293171>hurr durr anyone who disagrees with liberals are low IQ rednecksback to plebbit
>>202293203Because countries see the value in having someone help the mother while her body is healing.
>>202293161i wish the online gender war ragebait machine would stop but it's too profitable we are all brother and sister
>>202293199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1JIgtX5pCk
>>202293161No they're just doing a mass killing of 2nd and 3rd born Russians cuz they can't feed em or fuckem. And COVID cleaned house with the boomers over ere n 卐
>>202293161or maybe you're having another paranoid schizo moment and lashing out at consumerism to take your mind off it
>>202293219if we started at a character creator screen like fallout i would've made myself a foid and taken the black widow perk
>>202293250you'd have just gotten raped by super mutants the whole time
1500 acres is like 1/10th the size of Lithuania
>>202293250what does that mean
>>202293267wrong, i would sleep my way to the top
>>202293129Most countries are like this, including Sweden. Literally no reason this couldn't be done in the US but uhhh... it's racist or something to expect a minority to have ID or a friend
anyone who wishes they were a woman is a weak conformist faggot with no deeper objective in life than popularity and attention
>>202293217should be at work...
I want someone from the Great American Pee-ple to help me find a non-ESL natural conversations transcripts/YouTube videos/any resource to milk like a cowboy!
>>202293278you get better prices and do 10% more damage to the opposite sex, plus coomer dialogue options. just like irl frfr
>>202293128any good? I always wanted to try the cheese in crust pizzas but I never actually do it
>>202293299trannies are usually autistic men thoughever
>>202293313>to milk like a cowboy!
>>202293313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gG6dF-JTUo
>>202293317it's like 5/10, i'm not disappointed but it's not great. totally average pizza>>202293314ok cool
>>202293284you can't sleep your way to the top when the super mutants raped you to death
>>202293217thats babies job
just cummedwas pretty mid 2bqh
>>202293358>muh dickthink of literally anything other than your penis for two seconds challenge (impossible)
1 house 3 people 4 house 12 people 16 house 48 people (were here)64 house 192 people (UH OHHH OH GOSH)So they knew about that. Millennials we're actually sold as a luxury sex object, and the plan was to yet again sell them into labor once their service as being babies was up. Not joking, they had no houses for them to even buy. I've never met a brother who wasn't buttraped as a toddler. The god of this reality. 卐
>>202293349>it's like 5/10that sucks but those frozen pizzas are never that good tbqh, still hoping to find a good one some day
Lee is so cute
>>202293410i didn't read your post but i saw the swastikacan i lick you pleaselick you gentlyyes
i wonder if brian's ok with all the mexican music playing during his bedtime
>both trump assassins were in blackrock adsok what the fuck is going on
*lick*
i wish barbers were less shitty at their job
>>202293438how's he gonna become a superstah if he doesn't get a solid 8 hours
>>202293442Ron Paul did it
>>202293442it was me, i'm actually a blackrock handler
im voting economic libertarian
2party NPCs SHOCKED Romney ROCKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zISYJ-bT7DQ
offshore oil riggers for eco lib gov
fuck mitt romney
>>202293452you get what you pay for
>>202293566seething #bitcoin miners for romney
>>202293442just a coincidence, I'm sure
>>202293428I'm Jewish obviously. Lol white people. It's really just basic as fuck math. They actually had a 50/50 shot at getting literally buttraped and sold into a very hard position at 18 years old. My dad kicked all his kids out at 18. They probably had so many fun times with us, and now they're in their big houses watching the clock. Or maybe I'm blowing this way out of proportion. We were labelled the "me generation". Usually they do the opposite, to cover their tracks. The media always claims the opposite. Literally 100% of the guys I've met were buttraped as kids.
ex-conservative voters for eco libs
>>202293515You should vote Reform, or you're going to keep getting Labour/Conservatives' Uniparty. Though with how Hope Not Hate is so effective, who knows if Reform is actually going to be effective in the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm5MSnFpXI
>>202293635im voting for economic libertarian Scotland
you should stop replying to ratpedo, dumbass
>>202293579I paid $70 and still got a retarded cut
Lol 4 year degree 80k starting, maybe. That's 20 years of saving up. My dad owned like 5 buildings and he didn't go to school. He was a hard worker though. He didn't inherit that, earned. Lost it all somehow, they came to collect him and his property 卐
is there any proof that ratpedo is a pedo or is that slander for being annoying
Scotland best country on earth
fuckin christ one schizo leaves another walks inthis general is cursed
>>202293666retard should've gone to school must've had a weak portfolio
>>202293672>Scotland>they're a broke country who lives off of British money>better plan for inflation/recessionI mean, if you're saying that they have a better plan than Labour, then that's a low fucking bar.
I love it when filipino retards jabber outside my window in their bullshit language
>>202293712Scotland proves Britan with 50% of its gas and is famous for its whiskey
>>202293733Only the gas part matters.
I love it when jeet retards jabber inside my thread in their schizo language
all of the queens since Vic I have loved Scottish people!
>>202293751based
TOTAL MEXICAN DEATHKILL ALL MEXICANSDEATH TO ALL MEXICANS
>>202293749Scotland invented irrigation and radio
Br*an is the biggest (also fattest) racist chud in /cum/
>>202293779why arent you partying with them you fucking incel
shut the fuck up fat
As an American, native speaker of English, how would you go about improving your writing to make it sound poetic?I read a description of a scenario in Project Zomboid, check picrel.I don't really know how to describe this kind of writing. It looks badass, etc.I would love to learn how to write like this.
Scotland invented making boats with metal on them underneath - WITH that Scots own money!
>>202293793so true fat, speak on it king
>>202293802Learn military squad tactics. Learn analytic reasoning. That reads very analytic and military style talking.
uh oh
>>202293834>Learn analytic reasoning.Where?
It goes like this the fourth the fifththe minor fall the major liftthe baffled king composing hawk tuah
>BEHEAD MEXICANS
based mexicans dabbing on fat gay pedophiles
a nervous man, on a nervous earth.
cryin brian getting dabbed on by mexichads. just cast a magic missile at them bro
>>202293802read older books by people like twain, fitzgerald, etctheres a lot of prose and imagery that you dont find in modern novels
test
okay so it's about $850 from denver to burlington and back, with a stopover in chicago both ways. i won't have a car in vermont, but i figured i could just use buses, trains, and uber. i probably would only get a hotel in burlington, since vermont is so small, just about everything is day-trip distance away. as long as the buses and trains are on schedule, that shouldn't be a problem at all (i hope).this week long trip is probably gonna cost about the same as my month long, 5-country asia trip last year. but i've been working extra hours lately, so i should be able to afford it. i'll also need to hire a pet sitter.
>>202293886you're good
>>202293863lmao
buuuuurlington!?
>>202293811one of those bitches could teach you how to banda dance and then you could one day possibly not be an angry fuck
takin a nice scented bath because i’m worth it
>>202293846Go to a university's philosophy or mathematics department, and see what they use for their logic classes. Otherwise just find some used logic textbook. As long as you're not trying to teach yourself symbolic logic, the fundamentals are easy enough to teach yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7gbWKbXbQ
>>202293892you're in the US just bring your pet with you
>>202293892>850 from denver to burlington and back,that sounds astronomically expensive
I'm voting for the guy they keep trying to kill
What if you kiss me?
>>202293916based, enjoy it
I paid those mexicans to make a bunch of noise outside brians apartment cause he's a douchenozzle and tried to kill somebody
>>202293942is this what you decided to jack off to?
we smoking unfiltered crack
we need to find this mexican joint and pay them to keep up the fiestatheyre thread heroes
they have been blasting cumbia music all day long since like 7 in the morning
>>202293948finally he doxxed himself
>>202293938there are cheaper options, but they'd require me to leave/arrive at like 12:00 AM, which i don't want to do. the $850 tickets depart and arrive at more reasonable times.
>>202293964INSANELY BASED I love mexicans now
>>202293974did you check google flights
>>202293988>implying I dont eat tacos, burritos and nachos>implying I dont have a cool hat
>>202293442This guy unironically seems like a glowie
there's this place called pass it on academy in chicago, do they have any good parties going on nearby?
ahhh I sure do love living in a rural area where it's nice and quiet!! so peaceful right nowany other Rural Chads know this feeling?
blacked out on percoset, ordered a desert eagle off of Amazon
>>202293988>taconiggers>not fatA top tier comedian made this.
glock-34 shivered his timbers we smoking that IBM, quantum computer
>>202294026Pass it on Academy in Chicago you say?
>>202293999Skyscanner is better IMO.
>>202294036pic?
>>202294053yeah
>>202294074if i lose my watch, foreign market exchange will take a 21% hit. people will diemy diamonds come from the worst situations possible
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BRIAN IS SOUTH SIDE TRASH
>>202294077gosh I SURE do wonder what's on the other side of the street?
what the fuck is Obamacare, i dont care about SHIT i sold crack to myself
>>202294090sure bud sure>>202294097of course he is, $30/hr is nothing these days
>>202294125they say crack kills but this niggas crack sells
sorry didn't mean to delete that. based mexicans!
see, NOW is when you don't reply to him. he's off the pier, and we can't dive that deep.
>>202294106la creatura........
Brian lives here
>>202294159We should crowdfund a mariachi band outside his apartment every single day
i tried looking up that place and it takes me somewhere completely different. i wanted to see his house but i guess im too stupid to dox lmao
>>202294058based, that what I used too
>>202294159what an absolute dump
>>202294159are you sure? doesn't look like the accomodations of a global superstar entrepreneur to me
>>202294170kek>>202294172originally I looked at the realty sign
what are you going to do? show up at my house?
someone needs to send a memo to the spanish speaking neighborhoods that you're supposed to put your phone down and do something when your 5 year old starts running amok around the store.
>>202294170how much does it cost? I'd chip in
>>202294159grim
>>202294215based
So gay people fart or does it just lethargically fall out of their hole?
>>202294199i'll mail you a waxy coconut, its over for you kid
>>202294199Yes also send pizzas
>>202294212iunno it can't be that much. Honestly we ought to just call up that academy thing and tell them how much we love the music and they should play it all day and we love how kind they are to the mexicansjust cause he deleted this too might as well repost it
wait they tried to kill Trump again?
>>202294243Apparently after enough dicking, the butthole doesn't close properly, and they need diapers. Farts wouldn't be able to build up. It would just be gases leaking out whenever.
>>202294254they don't speak english so good luck
>>202294293good thing this is the canada usa MEXICO general or we'd be in big trouble!
/cum/'s finest hour
>>202294312almost as good as when we doxxed the last schizo and got his father to make him stop coming to /cum/
brian has a better house than me
man, i hate to see a guy screw up like this. you see? even if nothing happens, you see how your anger isn't healthy?
>>202292647Ninja Gaidens, Final Fantasy series, silent Hill series, deus ex, starfox assault, Luigi's mansion, fzero gx, Metroid prime 2/3, splinter cell, Jack and Daxter, Diablo 1/2,fallout 1/2, kingdom hearts series, Sly cooper.That's the ones I can think of right now that I never played.
last time /cum/ was polled it turned up as >50% female
>>202294328the fag probably doesn't have a father though he strikes me as raised by a single mother which is why he's such a nutter
>>202294215where's south africa, singapore, hong kong, jamaica, and papua new guinea?
jokes on yall because i'm actually moving and actually it's the botanica next door >>202294159
>>202294194>are you sure? doesn't look like the accomodations of a global superstar entrepreneur to melmaooooooooo
>>20229436180% of those "women" were probably troons and larpers
theres a really weird waxy smell coming from somewhere and Im not sure if its my idiot roommate cooking, pot, or something else
hello
>>202294361seggs
>>202294361
>we made brian move cause he's so scared he's apartment shopping right nowlololol
>>202294361hello ladies
>>202294361yes and also I've got some oceanfront property in Utah to sell you, guaranteed money maker bud
>>202294380>literally living down the street from these hot mamacitas and being an angry virgin
the women were probably all the Canadians and spinnster
do people have to study so much because every other sentence there is a distraction? like, ooh click this link o.o and im like, um, okay :D
https://x.com/historyinmemes/status/1835507399039311917
i think the coconuts had a reverse effect this time around, now he's seething and moving out. aren't they supposed to work against other people?
just enjoy the free pizzas, i say. does dominos deliver pies with swastikas in pepperonis? that's what i imagine you guys would prank with.
oops i was just on YouTube
>>202294472voodoosisters, da bad juju no working...
>>202294408i've been planning on moving for months prior to this but whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetie>>202294472
jesus fuck I am slowhttps://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
>>202294361i responded to that poll and entered female as a little goof and i'm sure many of my fellow /cum/sters did the same
do you guys like the last dinner party
>>202294479nah you don't pay for the pizzas when you do that, you order delivery and say you'll pay in cash on delivery
white people should dance more
>>202294521um c:
>>202294518I was just feeling like a girl that day it doesn't mean anything
i am trusting you guys to make the next op a good oneplease don't disappoint
>>202294504did you plan to dox yourself too snookums? by the way, you should delete this >>202293779 post before someone reports you to chicago pd for terroristic threats upon your neighbors
>>202294523...oh jesus. and that's extremely obvious, if i had thought about it some. man alive, i am downright stupid sometimes! i have my moments, but Lord, it's amazing i'm still breathing.
based Santiana post
>>202294570i hope that he calls them up to ask for the cardholders name and bank >yeah ill pay for his pizzas>thatll show him
>I was just feeling like a girl that day it doesn't mean anything
>>202294380no wonder the fag is such a fatty though fr
by the way just letting yall know leaving fake reviews on a business can be reported and i can get them removed
he felt like eating a pickle funniest shit ever
>>202294616you mean like the fake one you left on their business?
>>202294566>post before someone reports you to chicago pd for terroristic threats upon your neighborsguess we'll find out if he's really white when he hear about the hate crime he committed against poor mexican women
>>202294595somebody was using an email of mine as a rewards mail for a pizza place. i requested the password and changed it. felt very clever.
4AM shower time ^.^
>>202294598Is that bossmanjack?
>>202294622mines not fake though because it's truealso i'm making a spiritual bath rn
>>202294638hope that you got a free pizza or two theres an ad on 4chan right now for what i assume is cracked accounts. you used to be able to get those for Dominos and stuff to get their free pizzas for way cheaper be right back got to take a shower
>>202294661why would you be using a learning center if it wasnt fake?
do we know brian's full name? i want to check the sex offender registry
>>202294671brian griffin
>>202294698shut the fuck up
brian is one of the most L niggas ever to walk this earth. he can only embarrass himself
>>202294671it's like "prince" where it's just the one word
>>202294708this is worse than the time i posted in /cum/
>>202294727the rageman formerly known as "Brian"
>>202294661I reported it as fake
yall already have my full name, me email was posted here but none of you are gonna do shit with it LOL
use brian's house for the new thread image
>>202294798ah perfect I wasn't sure if that was your full name, but yes I do have that mr heins
any retard brosss itt? how's it hanging?
inside ear itches, but i don't want to get ear wax on my finger. kind of just working that little skin-door inward to itch it.
>>202294877what do you get out of this self-abasement gimmick?
>>202294887nothing
turns out united actually does have a nonstop flight from denver to burlington, but they don't offer it during the winter months apparently.
>>202294863brian deserves to get ran over, dumb mutt
>>202294911united also sucks
>>202294877hangs to the left, you?
>>202294870imagine being named after ketchup and living above a gypsy voodoo shacksounds comfy actually
>>202294911I found an american flight for oct 1st
>>202294753
>>202294940with constant mexican music that makes him rage. I love mexican illegals now