huwdley edish
hello if you have any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
worried about uni workloadbeen a neet for years and worried I won't hack it
me and the ball and chain
hello if you have any questions about manicheanism i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
Chebs of the Orient
>>202322367what course?
fingering my duck pond
>>202322229NiceUnions are truly a great innovation of liberal capitalism, aren't theyCollective bargaining within a free market Lovely
first for big clits
>>202322394Spanish and international relations
>>202322333>>202322352These two chubby blokes blocking Rorke's path into the pub - he has to answer a riddle to be granted access
>>202322333I hate how people pretend to care i rather be honest and you tell me i am a useless piece of shit
so this is the new, not impressed
>>202322364What denomination do you adhere to?
>>202322389this is what /brit/ boys dream of and desire
>>202322364whats 'christanity'?
>>202322367get a shag or three in ya and you'll be fine
Only been given a 6 month suspended sentence lads. Phew, thought they were going to give me something far worse wahey
Not one of you is invited round to mine when I get my own flat after last thread. Could have had a nice night in with some snacks. Could have even gotten crisps for everyone too and some drinks. But no, you decide to make fun of me.Hope you choke on your kfc bones.
>>202322394Toilet Training
/sp/ wank soon
85th anniversary of the Soviet liberation of Western Belarus and Western Ukraine tomorrow, comrades.Smert Polski panom
>tfw everyone finds out you're a massive nonce
didn't do anything at uni except sleep and play WoW
>>202322500alri Huw
>>202322476Not even a good graveyard
>>202322533did u graduate well
>>202322505You've lived with your parents for the first decade of adulthoodNo one's going to your flat mate
>>202322505absolutely outrageous pricethe government need to step in
>>202322459not sure>>202322491it is a belief system where we believe that the monotheistic god incarnated in the form of a man called jesus over 2,000 years ago
Could suck a knob at nite
anyone seen Phillip Schofield?
>>202322408Liberal capitalists tried to ban trade unions with the Combination Acts.
wish i could go out to a place casually and eat with no worries like others canwish i wasn't a freak
>>202321538Yeah it's mental how badly he mindraped me haha guess he can start posting on his trip with the lads again like old times
how high does tv volume have to be before the neightbours start hearing it?
'Bristol Night II' by contemporary UK painter Cath Read
had mcdonalds, was peng
>>202322603wtf h ow incompetent do you have to be to struggle going to a restaurant
>>202322561got a 2:2, but i had a good time and that's what counts
>my cousin texts me because told my aunt that i don't matter>i tell him i could vanish and she wouild forget about me
>>202322588based italian dommy
Find it incredibly funny in a sad way how the man the nation looked to in its time of mourning, the man entrusted with delivering perhaps the biggest news story in decades to millions across the country, if not the world, turned out to be buying Cat A sex abuse images of children at the same time. State of this country man.Nevermind though, he's been given a suspended sentence. How the fuck did that happen
>>202322632what did you get?
>>202322628Good post.
Ashamed to say I just consumed an entire jumbo sized packet of popcorn
Is 'Nigel' commonly shortened to 'Nig'?
>>202322587And how long ago was that?
>>202322632haven't had mcdonalds in over a year. poisonous slop
broken laptop charger plugged back inits making a faint germolene smellbut it's working so
what is mothermash? is it like the monster mash?
>>202322581thought that was christianity
>>202322673Not really.
me kyan believe it nat custard
>>202322628you know when some artists are like "ai is coming for our jobs"cath read is one of those "artists"
>>202322671nigel is a gimp nameno one is called nigel IRL
>>202322655double quarter pounder meal and nuggets
>>202322531Genuinely shocked he hasn't topped himself
getting really tired. annoying as if i fall asleep now it'll shift my sleeping pattern forward and it'll take me days and days to get it normal again. would be okay but i don't like waking up early as the birds irritate me.
>>202322628lovely :)
>>202322671you'd say nige
>>202322632Could've had 180 cocktail sausages.
Jesus never had a gf or kids because he was a homosexual
>>202322690didn't realise you're autistic
Greatness always prevails.
On a cut, hungry again after dinner at 6pm. Gymtoil looms
>>202322694bizarre response
Haha guess what I'm cooking up lads
>>202322699Oh no, lord forbid that some people aren't eager to see all human talent and creativity replaced by conveyor-belt machine slop!
why do people pretend to give a shit about people? like just be honest most people just pretend to care about depressed people
LIVERPOOL
K going back to my big cock tall handsome shaggerman personality: Anonymous
>>202322755Fair enough really
on the 'scape again
>The Pope has angered French Catholics by snubbing an invitation to lead the first Mass at the restored Notre Dame cathedral, prompting some to claim that he dislikes the country based francophobe pope
Let ut be known
commiemong citing a 2-century-old, obsolete law
Pooey lynx lad, pooey lynx lad, show us your deodorant
>>202322753i reckon he shagged mary magdalene
>>202322639don't struggle with it out of incompetency just feel like a wretch compared to others
RING DING DING DING
quite annoyed about the champions league being played on thursday nights as well now. thursdays are for the europa league.
Just woke up
>>202322780Not really
Did Jesus have a small cock?
>>202322476tranny phenotype, do she have a dick?
There had been 634 assassination attempts on Fidel Castro by US agents and not one of them succeeded.Another Communist victory over the dogs of imperialism.
>>202322341Well it's complicated, some guys like feminine guys, some guys do not.Like asking why some men like bimbos and some like asians, and some even like fat slags
>>202322790are you illiterate the linked image was is conveyor belt machine slop i have nothing against you doing that in your own time but sharing that as a piece of art is literally not worth sharing
would love to throw starmer into a wood chipper
>>202322864Not a fan of the new format for all of the Euro comps tbf
>>202322877Bizzased
Done with this
>>202322900lad..
>>202322900you can't say that
Always feel sorry when I visit my hometown and meet up with school friends that didn't go Uni or move to the city. They may as well not exist. Absolutely nothing going on.
>>202322926every other tory too
Dig it.
>>202322900Not me I'm a law abiding citizen
what would you do if you only had a few months to live, lads?
Haha
>>202322864Oh really mate, and just remind me, what team do you play for?
>>202322581How can you not be sure about your denomination?
>>202322908yeah it's all a load of rubbish. hate how greedy uefa and fifa are. like most things these days, it's all about squeezing the most money possible out, with no regard for class or quality.
>>202322969go to thailand for unspecified reasons
>>202322900uh oh looks like someone needs involuntary hospitalisation and a hot dose of morphine!
>>202322898>are you illiterate the linked image was is conveyor belt machine slopIt doesn't look AI generated to me. I'm willing to admit if I'm wrong though
>>202322969japanrapeconfession
What's the unhealthiest thing you've ever eaten in a single day?
>>202322969go to cambodia for unspecified reasons
>>202322969quit my jobgo on holidaydrink loadseat to excessjust enjoy my time
>>202322877>Castro died in Havana on the night of 25 November 2016.[375][376] The cause of death was not disclosedU sure?
>>202322877All me
>>202322979i could never in a million years have become a professional footballer. too short, too unathletic. i'm also not very competitive.
Might hire a Ukrainian prostitute.
>>202323011cute
>>202322948never heard of enjoying the simple things?
>>202323033snowdog
>>202322996Because he she it they them dinosaur is larping for (You)s
don draper fart compilation
>>202323069odd
>>20232303396 sausage rolls (16% pork)
>>202323008>>202323020>>202323034Why are all men rapists and paedophiles at their core
>>202323011Homelander aaahhhhh nigguh on the right
>>202322723Business idea: change your gimmick to "Optimistlad". You only say optimistic things.
>>202322969Go to bognor regis for unspecified reasons
>>202322969Go on a nikocado like extreme food binge
>>202322969this >>202323008 but I'm not afraid to say to bang trannies. I am afraid to say some of the other degen sex I would do.
Lads
>>202323054Begin with your family.
>>202322948>move to the city.HECKING Hustle and Bustle! Pay £13 for a pint! Live with 10 cunts in Diego's flats
>>202322996because substantial study is needed to not strawman not to mention expositions in doctrine overtime and my focus is instead of a coherent theological picture rather than a particular ecclesatical perspective or how that links together but yes it would be good to find my place eventually>>202323019how autistic are you? my point is it is so lacking in artistry and interest that it is equivalent to a machine
It's uphttps://www.blacked.com/videos/trophy-wife-chloe-amour-cheats-on-hubby
>>202323084i could never manage that.
>>202323043The Queen's cause of death was also never disclosed.Would you claim she was assassinated?
>>202323080?I just want to see Angkor Wat
>>202323077sorry thought this was yandex
>>202323053Don't be so sure mate, the only skill you need to be a footballer these days is acting!*audience laughter*
>>202323056that's not cute she's describing her mother's neglectful and abusive behavior
>>202323137most definitely a woman doesn't just die like that
>>202323155yeah they all dive. the game has changed, and definitely for the worse.
>>202323108Groups that spam AI slop online the most:>hoteps/black nationalists>christian fundamentalists>incel activists>trump supporters>indians and middle easternersWhy is this?
*opens up a box of After Eights and passes them around the thread*
>>202323129For me it's https://www.noirmale.com/scene/4392475/my-sisters-fiance-scene-1
>>202323107
>>202323137>LONDON — Queen Elizabeth II died of “old age,” according to her death certificate, which was released on Thursday by the registrar general of Scotland. The certificate, which lists her occupation as Her Majesty the Queen, also notes that the queen died at 3:10 p.m. on Sept. 8 at Balmoral Castle.
I hate men
might buy an adult pedal car
>>202323160she's just describing a game
>>202323187For me? The infiltration of the stats nonces into the gameA scourge that needs binning off from the game
whenever i see a zoomer who isnt a nervous wreck like i was when i was their age i get irrationally angry. it's not fair it's just not fair
>>202323127>me smart if me say big wordsYawn
>>202323127>my point is it is so lacking in artistry and interest that it is equivalent to a machineArt is subjective. My view is that if a human put genuine effort and passion into making it, then it's - to some extent - worthwhile, even if it might not always be personally to my tastes
>>202323214"Old age"Idiot. Nobody dies of just being old.
>>202323232Yeah and I don't make noise when I walk because I'm just light on my feet.
Twisted flax, please.
>>202322877>There had been 634 assassination attempts on Fidel Castro by US agentsCommie hogwash
>>202323240that's what it's like when you have a proper upbringing with family that care about you and lots of friends
>>202323137The British Queen died of the Truss. Took a look and said 'Well, I certainly shan't be having that! Good bye.'
got the grammy award winning 1999 hit smooth by santana feat. rob thomas of matchbox twenty off the multi platinum album supernatural on
>>202323269*does a big smelly poo on your head and rubs it in your remaining hair with my hands*
"Old age" is not a cause of death
>>202323233yep. no matter what way you look at it, the sport is getting worse for fans. entertainment, integrity, stewardship at the highest level - it all stinks now.
>>202323200Nah none for me thanks I don't eat SHITE
>>202323276
Anyone got a good tranny porno? Bonus if it's interracial.
>>202323276*Victoria tells a strange joke and the contestants awkwardly laugh*
need croat gf
>>202323200mint fucked disaster
>>202323291Based.A clue gained.
What are your burdens lads, that we may carry them for you?
>>202323294That actually regrows it
>>202323339>>202323114
How do I get a job in a morgue?
/brit/ is unusually quick at the minute
>>202323233It's happening to everything. Nerds and techbros took over every industry and strove to make everything as "efficient" and "data-driven" as possible, which completely sucked the soul out of everything and made life feel pointless.
>>202323200*inexplicably eats one*
>>202323232she learned that "game" from observing her own parents behaviormothers are supposed to respond to a baby when it cries out no matter what time of the day it is and attend to its needs whether it's food diaper changing or comfort/soothinganger is not an appropriate response and consistent angry reactions and lack of care will cause failure to thrive and "colic" in infants and continued ill health and poor/stunted development throughout childhood
do you also have a group of foreigners who spend all day outside cafe nero in your town?
eating an orange xD
>>202322969Liquidate savings and go to Colombia for unspecified reasons (family would get 400k payout from life insurance)
>>202323280they'll pay. i'll make them all pay. theyll be sorry they ever stuck their fucking neck out
>>202323371Apply online
Are you threatened by his Bradness?
>>202323339do you consider people from brazil white? will decide my answer
Getting blacked
>>202323401don't think you are
We got none of this with Keir, just business
>>202323371Rapelad!
>>202323409A deeply, exceptionally, intensely based post.
>>202323371apply to be a coroner's assistant
>>202323246?>>202323253art is not subjectivei agree someone putting genuine effort and passion into something FOR THEMSELVES is worthwhiledoesnt mean it should ever be shown to anyone else though and if she is attempting to get any sort of recognition or money painting like that she is exactly the sort of person who will be replaced by ai an i will feel hard to feel sorry because shite replacing shite is tautological as far as im concerned
>>202323339go for a walk, listen to some jordan peterson and rethink this plan
>>202323397Just let them cry it out
>>202323411No.
>>202323418I've actually been blacked, ama
>>202323403There's a cock isn't there
>husband has a traumatic brain injury>american wife is waiting for him to die within two years, has already found a new man and wants a divorcehttps://youtu.be/gUUJN8bH-bg?si=tN52EmE_Gg1U-brulol
Does his Bradness make you feel "less than"?
>>202323353my burdens are autism and low stature (I'm 5'7)
Feeling "less than"
>>202323339I got a couple but it's mostly solo stuff, some tranny X woman, and of course tranny X tranny
eating poo
>>202323464alri gfberg, how's the "business trip"?
>>202323473zesty
>>202323440>art is not subjectiveYes it is. Are you legitimately retarded? There is no objective standard for what does or does not make "good art".
>>202323362I trust your expertiseAlso I stayed in a very nice village just outside of Galway last year and used peat bricks in a fire for the first time. Was very nice
>>202323423i literally am o_O im kinda messed up like that
>>202323473least cool berghain attendee
my dream last night was about ali baba
>>202323472screeching
That's it. I will never be a woman. I'm killing myself right now.
wish i was one of those retards who can be gung ho about doing things and follow through and charm everyone with my drive despite my fuck ups
>>202323466yeah have a look in the mirror pal
Does his Bradness make you fret over size?
>>202323501>>202323508>There is no objective standard for what does or does not make "good art".Yes there is
>>202323409
>New XEC Covid variant starting to spread
outrageous how expensive pints are these days, fuck the government and their ludicrous taxes on beer
>>202323473i look like this
>>202323457die
>>202323473corbyn looking well these days
>>202323501I'm a guy
>>202323508if you are incapable of discerning consistent standards of artistic attainment across works, artists and time periodsthat is you a problem not anything else
>>202323534What is that standard then?
>>202322567alri fatladhave the government yet stepped in on the price of tasty unhealthy scran?
How many of these will you be doing with the gf?
>>202323547Good thing I'm vaxxed and boosted.
Does his Bradness make you want to move far far away?
>>202323547what is it with these fucking nerds still trying to fearmonger about a little sniffle going around that even normies know by now is a complete nowtbutty?
BBC News currently has a US republican guest on who is airing blatant anti-Chinese propaganda
the price of poo has gone up and it ain't coming down
room smells
>>202323566golden ratio
>>202323566Depends on the medium
>>202323521name on employed tranny
>>202323595it's their literal jobs
>>202323516Never understood this lot. How hard is it to understand I don't want to walk for over an hour in the rain to get to work? Do they think busses are taxis and just drop you off directly outside where you need to be?
>>202323602Mine stinks of sex and mansweat
Drive (2011) reference on Only Connect lads.
Does his Bradness make you feel like an also-ran?
drinking poo
>>202323600I make my own, much cheaper
>>202323598Good. Fuck China. Dystopian shithole country.
>>202323571I'm a lonely fuck so none, except I will make a pie and I want to get into cider this year
had covid about 4 or 5 times i reckon
>>202323566Beauty
he wants a peng gf from canada
I am an unemployed tranny
How did he get away with it?
>>202323644Did the incel film get a mention on your incel quiz show?
>>202323571almkost all of these sound shit
wanking a cock with my arse
Does her Bradness make you hark back to old England?
love when you see a fat bloke playing a tuba
>>202323571>Make apple pie>Take an autumn picture>Thrift a piece of clothing>Pick your own apples>Explore a new walking trail>Visit an antique shop>Light an autumn candle>Go for a scenic autumn drive
tired of poo elitists
>>202323516>buy groceries once a monthDon't have a chest freezer
>>202323707alri harold bishop
>>202323704Saved
open the fucking pubs
>>202323698lel tru
>>202323409>>202323472KEK
>>202323598Utterly based
>>202323571Dunno, probably a few :)Feels like "going for a scenic drive" is quite an American thing, dunno where there is that is nice to drive here
>>202323409 >>202323472>>202323533>>202323589>>202323653>>202323704basado
Oh a user on x formerly known as twitter said it did they? Cheers BBC. Nice one. Top reporting as always.
>>202323277>77thChecks out
reckon my neighbour has got the new variant, heard him coughing his guts up this morning and just now
>>202323409>>202323472>>202323533>>202323589>>202323653>>202323704ficigang scrteamign
>>202323801Absolute state of journalism these days
>>202323801tfw to get the kids to care about covid they are naming them after drug slangyo man that XEC was wild last weekend had me proper wavy
setting a track on the poo ridge
BBC love they little unfunny Oxford uni wankers.
I love you
nth for the kittendem
the fact that they have to say x, formerly twitter proves it was a bad idea to change the name wasn't it elon
I love poo
>>202323844watching victoria coren on only connect eh?
i love jew
wouldn't mind getting bummed if the fella was really really cute and smaller than me
Dry scalp season has begun
>>202323801rorke is very angry that they still say 'twitter'>>202323865of course it was but he's an idiot with an ego and too much money so he'll pretend he's a genius
>>202323793South Downs, Surrey Hills, Chilterns, there’s a lot of beautiful places
>>202323793Anywhere but the shitty south of England?
posting poo
>>202323896Small top x large bottom is my kink
seasideMARK
rosemi on feel good ink by gorillaz ting had me jiving in my seat x
Anyone know the answer to this question?
just squished a little bug fella that was crawling around on my laptop
>>202323801Last month the BBC did a blogpost claimed being vegetarian or vegan led to permanent severe brain damage and claimed to source was a professor and researcher and Oxford.Turns out it was actually a 20 year old uni student dropped out after being reprimanded for having a blog and twitter where he talked about "racial science" and how Jews are the lowest race.
I can't believe they'll pay you for having children just to keep the wheels of the zog machine churning.
>>20232396393kPAY UP PAY UP PAY UP
>>202323941kek reminds me of this French lad who regularly uploads to ScatNation
>>202323941hitler let himself go
>>202323963>Dearbailwhat kind of rasheed name is that?
>>202324021>>202324021>>202324021
>>202322358
