Fencing Edition
mad how not drinking is anti social but drinking too much is also anti social but its also hard to control the intake once you drink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB9t3K4ln9o&ab_channel=seasideMARKdrinking update
link me to an ai website i want to make some slop webms
>>202422506fuck brits
>>202422506
>>202422566stop opening kebab shops in our country
hope janny wakes up soon
My sinuses have been clogged for like 2 months now
>>202422586Her hair was very cute in the Olympics.
shoving lego pieces down my willy
in my next life i will be born an anglo-saxon
>>202422566cheers for all the shit cheap haircuts mehmet
>>202422595stop eating our kebabs like pigs and maybe then i won't open anymore
mumstein has a holiday home in Spain, some random coastal Benidorm type situationdoesn't use it. luckily has a tenant in somehowjust had a look and every property round there is for sale lol? is spain fucked?
quite surprising that there are people who have been using excel for years and years but somehow are even more useless than me
hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he? hes in blackpool isnt he?
>>202422615Why do you reckon that?
>>202422556yupmade many friends cos of drinkinglost many of those same friends cos of drinking
>>202422649you're from sainsburys aren't you
Why's a woman in her 50s interested in watching Taylor Swift anyway?
feeling a nice poo brewing
>>202422683brits really do got be getting angry at anything dont they
england is a failed state, the future of britain lies in WALES
on r/armpitvoyeur
>>202422667I have done many good deeds. I should be promoted to a higher race>>202422683taylor is /ouraryangodess/. Most of her audience is ethnically european at any given concert. It's better than listening to some bantu animal like zoomers do now
gamers have had ENOUGH
probably not the best thread to ask this but anyone know what working at Bloomberg is likethere's a low level support role I might go for
bitcoin is about to rocket please buy bitcoin right now
>>202422683state
>>202422758youre only meant to buy during extreme fear dumbo
>>202422702good face for a well-fed, refined tudor lord painted by holbein or something but these days just comes across as a moist little beta
>>202422777yeah I'm reading through it right now x
The most ethnically Chinese towns and cities in the UK, according to the latest census data:1. Cambridge - 4.37%2. Edinburgh - 2.93%3. Oxford - 2.76%4. Glasgow - 2.30%5. Manchester - 2.29%6. Liverpool - 1.82%7. Newcastle upon Tyne - 1.79%8. London - 1.68%9. Southampton - 1.67%10. Reading - 1.55%11. Exeter - 1.55%12. York - 1.42%13. Cardiff - 1.38%14. Belfast - 1.37%15. Sheffield - 1.33%16. Coventry - 1.32%17. Nottingham - 1.32%18. Salford - 1.23%19. Bristol - 1.16%20. Norwich - 1.13%21. Brighton and Hove - 1.11%22. Birmingham - 1.09%23. Portsmouth - 1.02%24. Milton Keynes - 1.01%25. Aberdeen - 1.01%26. Leeds - 1.00%27. Dundee - 0.90%28. Swansea - 0.81%29. Leicester - 0.67%30. Northampton - 0.59%31. Sunderland - 0.56%32. Derby - 0.54%33. Plymouth - 0.54%34. Kingston upon Hull - 0.46%35. Newport - 0.45%36. Stoke-on-Trent - 0.42%37. Luton - 0.40%38. Wolverhampton - 0.30%39. Blackburn - 0.26%40. Bradford - 0.25%
>>202422628Boomer gen with the cash for these sorts of things passing them on to their poorer descendantsThey cannot afford to keep them because of low growth and tax systems that penalise generational wealthBasically the entire system is set up to ensure failure
is it true that we arrest more people for social media posts than Russia or was that bs
The 15 greatest films of all time
Alright guys? Not long got up. Having a black coffee.
pooing gay porngay porn is literally pouring out me arse
>>202422823/brit/posters don't need to move to china, china's coming to them. wind down the resettlement fund
>>202422823literally all uni studentsWent Birmingham and they literally have a Chinese quarter thereWeirdly Chinese food in Brum is better than Chinese food in London.no idea why.
>>202422702
>>202422859a black what??
>>202422833sorry mate I'm retarded who are you referring to, the Spaniards?
>>202422897Morning mousey, how are you?
will you take the professor's advice?
>>202422877The Chinese population is decreasing in cities like Birmingham, Manchester and Leicester and increasing in cities like Edinburgh and Glasgow.
a pu bad beui easo aue ux t
the worst day of your life is only 24 hours long
>>202422926He didn’t say this
>>202422854
cycling to work down the dual carriageway one-handed wobbling all over the place while posting on /brit/
>>202422946Possibly less, really
>>202422891Spaniards, Brits, doesn't matter. Younger generations across the west are all being shafted by the same box of strap-ons.
I once drank an entire litre of water
>>202422926he's schizo enough without making fake tweets
>>202422927Chinese migrants aren't what they used to be in terms of volumeThere's a dearth of youth in China now so it's in China's interest to hold them tight outside of getting degrees.The Chinese I went to uni with were more than happy to get 40% pass rates and thought their overall grade was irrelevant which was bizarre to me.Before uni I stereotyped them as genius nerds but thought the complete opposite by graduation.
>>202422996maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee youre going to be the one that saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaves meeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>202422996Half Irish Half Iraqiweird mix she came out as a queerosexual pansexual non-binary sapiosexual and then she hit her mid 30s so she got knocked up be a mediocre white manbiology wins in the end
>>202422734Don't put yourself down mateThere's nothing wrong with being Indian
>>202423003all the ones I've met have wealthy parents and just come here to say they've got a degree from a UK university, regardless of their mark, before they go to start working in the family business
>>202423030
my ancestors were here long before anglo-saxon scum sullied these isles
>>202423029I thought she was doing it with brad pitt
rowling on the ropes
da's stunk out the bathroom again
Mad how shit bars and clubs are Call me an incel, but I don't like trying to have a conversation while white girl pop is blasting well above speaking volume the entire night
my best yet
>>202423041Chinese immigrate in droves. I lived in an american town that went from over 75% white to 37% white in 30 years. In another decade it will become an asian majority town as their population surpasses 50%. Filled with so many chinese, filipinos, indonesians, malaysians, jeets, arabs, etc. Chinese are the biggest immigrant group among all. Conservatives think this completely okay because atleast the town is safe and it's legal
>>202422969yeah no doubt and my mum still complains about a £300 cut to her bennies lmao
>>202423092social media has ruined zoomers
joshua v doboys on saturday
Joliebros I don't like this
>>202423092>"primarily disliked">in fact zoomers are the only demographic where Dislike isn't last place
>>202423127social media has ruined rowling's brain
>>202423136yes so precisely what the title says
>>202423133It's called ageing rorkeIt will happen to you too
got nigella on
>>202423157no excuse for looking like that at 49
>>202423137she's a bit obsessed but she's not wrong when it comes to the tranny problem
been depressed for 18 years, reckon at this point it would actually be worse for me to try and get out of it because i think my entire life has been structured around being a broken freak
>>202423176meekrowahvey
>>202422745GAMERS RISE UP
>>202423092at the end of the day she's still laughing all the way to the bank with every royalty cheque
>>202422854Lion King was very good to be fair
>>202423206probably some kind of nutritional/vitamin deficiency
>>202423152*hides the bottle of 90% peroxide solution behind my back*
>>202423188it's time for you to cabininthewoodsmaxx
>>202423206shit life syndrome
onlyfans but just for trans people called only trans
>>202422926fantastic post
>>202422854actually mad how much money Barbie made
>>202423133she's literally turning into her father lmaooooooo omd
>>202423206It happens when you get cursed by Azura.
>>202423098incel cretin>>202423133she looks younger than me and im in my 30s
>>202423098what's shit about them is that people just aren't committed to the idea (clubs I mean). if you go to actual clubs, not often seen in the likes of England, it's differentbars are just normal. but the music is usually OTT
>>202423133ethan... the NOC list...
>>202423279>incel cretinWhy are you posting your Tinder bio here? :S
>>202423298dunno if you are just making a coomer pun or something but you can definitely do that
Can someone tell me what regional accent this is?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFFr4sQ-mlg
>>202423326project on
>>202423268lol
glad someone finally pointed it out
>>202423333it's a fake one, doesn't exist
>>202423379based Egland for the English ONLY
>>202423359Insecure old gimp
>>202422566wtf why
>>202423339https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/powertoys/always-on-top
janitorial staff should have stayed on reddit
subhanallah brothers
nation of hufflepuffs
Locked up
think I just had the best orange of my life
>>202423395Seriously?
bring back the ip counter
British Gas due to visit between 8 to 6Cast iron guarantee the bloke shows up either:- When I'm at the supermarket in my lunch hour- At 17:55
>>202423437mouthbreather
>>202423454I have all of those traits
>apply to english IT startup>I have to talk to a HR woman from india called dikshita bambaloo
>>202423454Ravenclaw or Slytherin for me.
>>202422586no woman like this will ever love me, and for this transgression against me, septillions must die
>>202423463nonce
might treat myself to a cheese sandwich or four
>>202423456they won't let meow
do you ever meet someone and their overall vibe is so viscerally revolting (despite there being nothing really outwardly wrong with them) that it makes you want to choke them to death right then and there or am i just mentally ill
>>202423465Maybe you shouldn’t leave the house when you’ve got an appointment scheduled? Mong
nintendo wasn't for are mark so he's got another PS5 ordered de lads. 4th one he's had in the space of 18 months I believe
can i suggest offering more money
>>202423484holy grimoli
>>202423516You’re mentally ill sorry. Probably deeply insecure as well
desperately desperately desperately need to quit my job professional world not for me everyone here is a fucking demon
>>202423543*chokes you to death*
>>202423454Chudjak would want to be in Slytherin but since he's too ugly they would end up putting him in Hufflepuff.
young rorke running to his papa after a long day at work
>>202423514LMFAOROFL
leftypol waiting to prank his dad
took me 7 weeks to hit the 3000 hours watched benchmark to get my youtune monetizedjust got my first months pay.. 600 quid, expected a bit more than that truth be told
>>202423518When are you coming mate just tell me
Mental how good chips cooked in beef dripping are
holy wholesome
>>202423460it's a dumb voice that nobody has that he puts on for youtube 100%
>>202423524It drives me mad that my tax money goes to people this retarded so that they can do nothing but entertain themselves
>>202423524Why does he need four ps5s? I understand he's a drunken alcoholic tramp but why four ps5s? Does he keep breaking them?
>>202423368is britain okay?
>>202423621shrieking
>>202423463mad he is doing this dance in front of a school
crazy how the west was brought down by women being allowed to vote
>>202423611he's just got back from a holiday you paid for as well
>>202423592Something inherently evil about all this faux positivity shit. Never trust anyone that engages with this
>>202423633these neeks getting that youtube bagbut it’s true things are quite grim at the moment
>>202423524CEX doing his bollocks in and laughing to the bank me lids
>>202423581what videos you make
look at it
>>202423206sick of this racism from beigies, see one of us and think oh we must be sickwere beautiful
>>202423633The country is quite literally finished. Not even saying that to be shocking. We're done. A lot of people are starting to realise that they'll need to fuck off to another country if they want a decent life.
so are lebanese christians pro-muslim or pro-jew?
>>202423653uneducated simpletons shouldn't be allowed to vote regardless of gender
>>202423691wales: do we need it?
>>202423691load of wank
might put a gun in a baby's mouth and fire it
>>202423633negativity bias in effect
>>202423742@ASIOget him lads
sucking apple cider vinegar
>>202423750might put a gun in ASIO's mouth and fire it
>>202423742
>>202423409spastic>>202423454i thought i should be in grifyndor but my friends said i would be slytherini would definitely not be hufflepuff i.e. the most boring house of them cant believe anyone identifies as the boring cunt
can hear the local spacker kid outside repeating his usual gibberish autism phrase, wonder what it is that makes them into human tape recorders
>>202423663things have been grim since 2008 m80
>>202423463moobs are so vilealso an undershirt for a poloshirt what the fuck lol
can't afford fish, marmite or nutella anymore
>>202423750ASIO4All
grim weather today summer isn't meant to end until sunday but reckon that's it. it's over
Havent showered since tuesday. Im sorry to say, im picking up a bit of a stink...
>>202423768Not in ASIO's jurisdiction, mate. Blowing a baby's head off is not intrinsically political or terroristic
>hello anon!>can I interest you in your range of pagers or walkie talkies? we just some new stock!
the latest purchase
>>202423806carrots and grains for you my lad
>>202423817two days is nothing
>>202423732its the core sovl repository for the entire isleslots of magic is stored there
>>202423829this is what hamas is trying to destroy
>>202423818thanks for sticking up for me and providing me with free legal counsel. a true friend and a true Australian you are m8, hats off to ya
>>202423833very nostalgic
Costco is not really an incel shop though is itQuite the opposite
shavetoil looms
im watching american horror stories, it's pure shit but i like it.
scared of the big boss at toil he keeps getting involved in my shit
undersides of my fingernails smell like taint grease
rapetoil, as it were
how come no one gives out reese's pieces on halloween they'd be a perfect halloween candy
>>202423882Just trying to educate the poms about Australia's law enforcement and intelligence ecosystems
>>202423924imagine going full predator on these leftist freaks
>>202423719they literally massacred palestinians in beirut alongside israel, israel cornered them into 2 camps and let phalangist militias go in and kill them all
Diego has written many words in /brit/, but he has never proven the existence of God.
tesco only delivered one of my two requested loaves of bread
>>202423924they're always fat, disabled or both
microwave lasagne slop for tea
>>202423965the driver ate the other women, want to know how i know?i am the driver
>>202423931reeses are too hung up on the cupthey'll release 3 different versions for halloween in various sized bags, but pieces don't even make it to the promotional skids they roll out
>>202423967>GCHQ report on /brit/ posters
sunderland mentioned
abby used dual isuzu testsa public badge beau also sued fox televisionbut because peace was just as nice ostensibly
>>202423904Booyaka
>>202423879
oh this looks like a nice mix
>>202424073who the fucks wants pumpkin with their chocolate
>>202423846What if the Australian shot two bags of Reeses pieces?
>>202424096Foolish foolish man
Courtney Love and Janet Street Porter attend the Old Vic Theatre Fund Raising Gala Party at Old Billingsgate Market in London (2003)
>>202424096it's not pumpkin flavored, it's just shaped like a pumpkin>>202424095the dark chocolate coffee kit kats are really good
>>202424095could be like the now-discontinued coffee ones you used to get in bags of RevelsI'd eat them
.
the british candy aisle has aero bars, lion bars and these things called wine gums
This 18th century Scottish lord reminds me of you lot
>>202424134why are you researching babies?
>>202424138Aeros are okay I guess but the other two are great
>>202424138Wine Gums are great, get them.
>>202424138aero bars are fucking deliciousbuy it BUY IT THE GREEN ONE NOT THE BROWN ONE
Test
ladsmurray st caramel swirl and shortbread piecescor bloody phwoarmay just pip honey and salted caramel peanut for the best 'cream ever (priced $6 or less)
Hate us cuz they ain’t us?
>>202424154mousey's ancestor
coffee makes you poo instantly but a can of monster doesn'twhat's going on there?
>>202423798bit earlier I reckon.I remember struggles around 2004 but maybe that was just my family >>202423714can't think of anywhere that's better
>>202424199why did you originally need the weights?
>>202424218Parts of America, if you're well off. Australia mogs us as well.
>>202424206just looking at the picture i can tell they are in the wrong
>>202424025lool done us
>>202424214Big Coffee is in cahoots with Andrex
>>202424154Really like how the 2nd to last point linked back to the first point
another day, another hotdog
feel really bad todaymight be a bit depressed or perhaps just a bit hungover and slept in too long it's hard to say
>>202424251>Parts of America,off the cards unless you are a mexican crossing the borderAustralia is nice no doubt but such an upheaval to move there. Would take some convincing
wages downimmigrants updon't like it leave
>>202424206The English hatred espoused by Welshoids and Scotoids is quite frankly perplexing. When will it subside? It's so cringe in 2024 when you have semi-literate Somalis flocking into the nation.Surely the Englishman is your kin at this point?But alas no. The goatfucker rapist who can say Yaki Dah is your brother because that's what globohomo wants you to believe.
>>202424138All three of these items are great
Would move to aus but I've got no skills or money. What do all the Chinese there do?
BREAKING: 12 people feared dead in London as tampered cock cages explode across the city; Mossad involvement likely
>>202424218Those Micro-states where everyone is a trillionaire
celebrate every daybecause everyday that passes is one less day you have to live
>>202424292Would it, though? I know Australians are quite strict on who gets in but I personally know plenty of people who have moved there. You also don't have to worry about a big culture shock or language barrier.
>>202424319they sell chinese goods
>>202424326cor blimey its anutha blitz
for me it's bounties and crunchy bars
moving to australia to open a dimmy restaurant
violet crumble up the arse
how can anything have any significance when we're stuck in infinite space
Unemploymentstein doing me in
>>202424365Did you sort your universal credit out mate?
>>202424386this is why i drive a diesel car
>>202424386fucking brainlet neil degrass tyson reddit cunt shut up
>>202424366>>202424366>>202424366
>>202424319Many Brit expats arrive here without a job and skills and usually find something pretty quickly, the Irish as well.
>>202422471ahah wild
>>202424319You can just do marketing or recruitment like half the English here do
-maxxing, -coded etc is just because everyone got sick of saying -esque
