>>202424347
for me I mean
goodbye to all your friends and family and everything you know and most of your stuff
it's long
in any case might still consider the working holiday visa if gfstein is on board. we have discussed it.

might be getting a job where i work:
>12hr shifts
>4 days
>then 4 days off
>4 nights
and then it just repeats
is that good

gfstein is american so if I marry her I guess one day I will live there

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rorke on the pull

>>202424453
amazon warehouse?

>>202424453
don't tell me you've been working there all these years without a job lad

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he has a point you know

>>202424468
no an IT security job
remote so ill be in the house

>>202424453
>he doesnt know
thats the most common 4 on 4 off shift pattern mate
security guard is it?

>>202424453
12 hour shifts sound grim. I could work my 35 hours in 4 days if I wanted to but don't event want to do 9 hour days

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UnempIoymentstein doing me in

Might go to the pub for a few pints tonight lads.

>>202424474
grimology what people in muttmerica need to put up with

>>202424480
REMOTE??? holy based you can just sleep and play games all shift

mrs macs meat pie up the arse

>>202424303
Why should people choose between the somali and the englishman how about neither? You can both go back to england

>>202424505
hes canadian you idiot

There's one British girl in my uni class and she's the only one with a fake tan and lots of makeup. All of the Aussie and American girls are pale as milk by contrast.

>>202424474
>men who are only not having sex because they refuse to date fit asians or brown qts due to racial beliefs

Who is he actually talking about here? Members of the Aryan Brotherhood? The hypothetical person he's describing simply... doesn't exist.

>>202424480
sounds comfy but remote night shift would be incredibly odd

>>202424531
north america is a thing you utter imbecile

>>202424535
FOLC

>>202424535
fan tan hands and a hoop!

>>202424498
you only have yourself to blame

>>202424512
yeah but its the nightshift shite i cant be bothered with

>>202424535
fake tan hands and a hoop~

fan tan

>>202424562
yeh that is honestly fairly horrible

>>202424447
me on the right except i have never had a gf not even a chungus one

*gestures by bringing my hands up and cupping them around the ballbag area*
those are amazing

>>202424453
that's the same as me except I only work 8 hours, and only do night shift + I'm white, unlike you

>>202424573
rorke just wants to dance~

>>202424462
in my head this has the same cadence as 'in this moment i am euphoric not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence'

why is reddit like this

imagine if they turned greenland into a cyberpunk supercity in the future when every other area becomes too hot for habitation

Mango Mussolini

>>202424577
and since its 4x4 i'll end up getting nightshift during the weekend which is poo
>>202424585
dont know why you think im nonwhite

cold and very sad today

Nightshift seems like it could be comfy in a way but I'm sure it's probably grim.

only nightshift job I applied for was nights at Tesco Extra, for which I was rejected. Imagine getting rejected from tesco you say? Well I don't have to imagine.

>>202424535
yh?

>>202424543
wrong! I could've dated a pretty Vietnamese girl but didn't because I don't want my kids to be non-whites. he is 100% on the mark

not reading any of your posts because we live in infinite space where nothing really matters

>>202424626
they don't want some mentally ill tranny scratching their arms with the blunt bread knives at 3am in the morning for attention, tilde

>>202424613
aww give us a hug
*squeezes your arse*

>>202424641
You could've given her a root at least, have some fun m8.

How does one become fearless

>>202424663
get really drunk

>>202424663
fearlessness is ignorance, better to become brave

>>202424663
what is dead may never die

>>202424662
I actually don't have anything racially against east and south east Asians, so I didn't want to hurt her feelings by leading her on. I'm white so I have honour and integrity

Imagine not being a salaried professional

>>202424684
always cringed at this in the show

it's like if you asked an 8 year old to come up with a super deep and philosophical motto

Any other gymcels in?

Husbands a shit dad so I forced him to take the kids out one weekend without me so I could have an affair with a guy from work. Since then my husbands started to do more with the kids and is a much better person. I now find him attractive again. Is that a win win?

>>202424698
Yeah but you could've just had a few roots and made it clear it was temporary.

racismlads one weakness: puffy pink asian vagina

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OI MATE WAJU RECKON? STARMER'S A CUNT?

>>202424732
corrr sexo

>>202424732
More of a middle eastern minge fan myself.

>>202424732
instead of puffy in shape you're now imagining it puffy like a pair of bellows

>>202424751
tobes

mad how people in professional jobs don't actually do that much work yet get paid wages far beyond the realm of the degreeless wageoids who are essentially modern day beasts of burden, stacking shelves and moving pallets and answering phones for 8 hours a day non-stop

when you listen to professionals be candid about their jobs they seem to mainly sit around, perhaps send a few emails, then collect their £60k+ salaries. Which is to say nothing of the people at the very top.

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whats a toy you always wanted and never had?

for me it was one of these motorised kid cars. some of them were were all too real. basically a quad bike for an 8 year old

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>A schoolboy has been allowed to identify as a wolf, according to reports.
>The British secondary school pupil claims to suffer from “species dysphoria”, a non-clinical condition in which an individual feels their body belongs to a different species.

>>202424783
i earn very little but i also do very little so that sounds fair to me

>>202424798
Only a little bit weirder than how trannies operate

>>202424797
nothing
i was a spoiled little bitch

>>202424722
you know not all women are interested in that right?
>>202424732
racism lad here. I made it quite clear a few posts above that I was not interested in Asian vaginas. please refrain from mentioning me again

>>202424744
use both ya eyes

>>202424822
were you my neighbour

>>202424824
M8 racism just isn't on, it's not a good look. Jog on m8.

>>202424744
Keir is so widely loathed he can only appear in public within gifted luxury enclosures

>>202424798
'allowed' how

>>202424717
know this mother of one in her late 30s
decent looking but nothing special
who goes out with men in their 20s/30s drinking at the weekend lol
imagine being the husband in this situation
i'm not aware she's ever cheated on him but fuck me why is this going on

>>202424798
Wasn't this called other-kin back in the Tumblr days?

>>202424855
he has a TA follow him around with treats and poo bags

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It appears yankland has copied Have I Got News For You

as our version enters its 68th series in 2 weeks

>>202424798
you reckon he has to sit out PE if he doesn't turn up in 2 pairs of trainers?

>>202424855
article doesnt say what the hell that means
i can claim to identify as whatever and no one will stop me, im even allowed to identify with the mice
doesnt mean shit

>>202424853
That pic of him in the army gave me the impression he was the military type loved by virile boomers?

>>202424874
>68th series in 2 weeks
they must be knackered

panel shows are cringey

>>202424453
its not unusual but honestly i couldnt hack it. did a 6am-2pm, 2pm-10pm, 5 days a week job and only lasted 6 weeks.

Business idea: find a rich woman to hook up with and then spend your life leeching off of her.

>>202424783
they actually do a lot of stuff shelf stacking runts can't, they are just more intelligent and articulate so it feels like they aren't doing anything strenuous
these are people who can create a corporate strategy deck in a few days without much effort, something I think maureen at tescos probably wouldn't know where to start with

>>202424871
what?

Does mousenonce ever actually type up the paragraphs of shit he posts or is he just a Ctrl+V mong?

>>202424480
whoops let me correct that >>202424899
i thought you were talking about a real job, not it wfh
the most difficult thing about that will be how boring /brit/ gets on the nightshift

>>202424366
Can tell just from one picture that this bloke is a strong advocate for transgenderism, for pushing it onto young impressionable children, and for bullying and harassing anybody who disagrees.

>>202424960
he has no idea what he's pasting here and yet considers himself an authority on what constitutes spamming/flooding
just report and ignore all spammed off-topic posts

>>202424970
well i thought it was remote but it's actually 'hybrid' so fuck knows how often im in the office
still on the fence regarding it

>>202424783
Sounds like something you just made up in your head to justify your own feelings of failure and inadequacy.

Can of coke and a cheese toastie for lunch I think

>>202425019
Grim little Americanised runt

>>202424783
I've been quite busy during wfhtoil today actually only had time to watch one of seadiemark's holiday videos

>>202424883
>article doesnt say what the hell that means
Yes it does you lying cunt. You can't even read The Telegraph anyway too poor.

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Sydney checking in

Where are you from lads?

>>202425035
how is a cheese toastie american in any way
if I'd said grilled cheese then yeah maybe

>>202424798
Howling at this story
There's also some kid wearing a cape and identifying as the moon

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I could buy and sell /Brit/ these days lol

>>202425048
LIV
ERP
OOL

>>202425063
Wish you'd buy a noose and use it

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>>202424915
>a corporate strategy deck
a powerpoint

Then you deliver the powerpoint to a room full of people with 3 other meetings that day, likely over Teams, none of whom give a shite and are themselves blowhards as well

Meanwhile in a warehouse or call centre somewhere the real work of the company is done by overweight people with 90-95 IQs on £20-30k.

>>202424783
All those things the simple beasts do, the salarychads could do 10x better if they were at that level

>>202425070
Done him.

>>202425063
Fucking hell how long was this course? Got mine under £30k but it's back above now because of the interest. Take the piss

when arab children die it's israel's fault because it's their bombs that do it.

when israeli children die, it's still israel's fault because their iron dome and the might of the entire western military industrial complex failed or let it happen.

i mean this genuinely and unironically

>>202425063
bro is in fake debt

>>202425057
>The Telegraph discovered that a pupil at a secondary school in the South West was insisting on being addressed as a dinosaur.
>At another secondary school in England, a pupil insisted on identifying as a horse, while another wore a cape and wanted to be acknowledged as a moon.

>>202425070
Ah yes because you can buy a rope in a hangman's noose from a shop. Joke makes perfect sense

How can I set up a factory to make those little hats the jews wear? Lets just say, I have a plan ;)

>>202425146
Surely your family in Bangladesh has some connections in the textile industry?

off to tesco for a meal deal I reckon

>>202425082
Not really.

They call them dead-end jobs for a reason. You can put the smartest person you like in one of these menial jobs and all they'll do is spin their wheels and burn themselves out.

The mechanisms and support structures aren't in place to enable these high-fliers to utilise their full potential. If you put someone with a 130 IQ in Tesco they're not going to revolutionise their personal Tesco store. They'll be ostracised for being a weird autistic cunt and any process improvements they highlight will be seized by Deano the assistant manager, passed off as his own (if they are registered at all) while Jimmy Neutron continues working his shifts as normal.

student debt doesnt matter
you wont pay it off until the 30 years are up any way
just ignore it and live your life

>>202425044
go on then what is being allowed to identify as an animal
why is he allowed to and you arent
its just words. kids obviously one of millions of spackers wholl end up on the dole

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>Harrowing moment callous US teen girl 'shoots mother dead in their home then calmly texts her friends'

just shot mom [skull emoji]

>>202425210
kiss me

>>202425182
agree theres not much you can do but its still a big hole in your income for most of your working life, its not completely insignificant

>>202425179
>They'll be ostracised for being a weird autistic cunt
lol so true

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leftypol doing the usual on the furries at school story

>>202425229
youre paying for your education, that is worthwhile if you have any semblance of a good job

>>202424783
it goes like this
>entry level positions (and by extension the menial jobs)
actually have to do things/produce work to show people
>intermediate jobs/middle management
fuck all to do just tell other people to do things with minor accountability. this is the peak wfh where you do fuck all but sit in meetings or schedule things and take home 50k+ a year
>specialist consultants/ceos/w.e.
actual shitload of work again where you have to show work to the owners/shareholders but you get paid potentially millions each year.
>shareholders/owners (of established/successful business)
show up a few times a year, do basic due dilligence, collect however much money you want

You can really feel the downturn in /Brit/ when Australian power hour isn't churning.

*walks into the thread on all six legs* alri

>>202425260
churn this
*drags a wooden barrel of milk to your feet*

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

>>202424852
raping ur mum ain't on but I'm finna do that anyway, no cap

I LOVE MY BOSS

NEET posters

Get them housed
Get them fed
Get them wanked off

>>202425293
copy pasted whore makeup

>>202425282
*slurp noises*

>>202425293
that makeup style is so fucking revolting i don't know why it ever became popular to begin with

I made 93k from crypto 2 years ago and haven’t been to work since does this make me a neet?

>>202425279
*makes you camembert*

Want to be humiliated and abused by teenage schoolgirls on a bus

helen defo getting railed while mark makes his shitty videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnKLEtg6dsI&ab_channel=seasideMARK

>>202425255
>>202424783
these middle managers 50k+ wfh are the peak beaucratic bloat and the reason why things take longer, new arbitrary rules are invented and so on. these are the people who stop/hinder other people from doing things, basically. majority of the problems in this country are caused by these people ( most civil servants being the governmental example)
the cushdy jobs that almost everyone wants as they will fund a decent lifestyle with minimal effort and the sort of thing (like the housing market) once you're in it, you want to do everything in your power to keep it easy for you.
as you say the definition of a "working" professional

*runs up the stairs on all fours*

Yeah I'm going to spend the evening wanking, rereading ASOIAF and posting on /Brit/

>>202425342
Do you need a pager by any chance?

>>202425265
giggled and clapped my feet at this image

>>202425318
not really but it does make you stupid if you’re just burning through the money with no other plans

>>202425342
very funny you write this mousenonce cos i was literally just saying that down the spurstowe arms

been saying it for years, invest in vinyl

Remember the huji filter

Might go into the wanking business

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>>202425063
Mines paid off in november
Was 22k at graduation

>>202425380
more of a carpet man myself

Never had a pork pie before
Never had a curry
Never had a stake bake

stake bake

any men about here? reckon I could spark out the lot of you feeble little runts just like I did that wog after a euros semifinal some time past

Lads I need to get rid of some old couches, if I rent a van and take them to the council recycling centre will the lads who work there help me move it to where it needs to go?

Or should I get one of those furniture roller/dolly thingjes?

Never done this before dont know why I’m asking /brit/ but hey ho

>>202425427
Im a 32 year old boy, sir

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>a stake bake

>>202425427
Poof

>>202425441
FOY

>>202425411
plan 1 boomer

11

>>202425426
>>202425443
Steak bake I meant

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he earned the right to be such a bastard

>>202425441
phone and ask

>>202425441
Check the councils website, they might collect them for cheaper than a van an that
I think its 25 quid an item here

Mental how good my brain is at filtering out mn posts, I literally just glance at it for a millisecond and I know it’s him and I move onto the next one. The brain is such a powerful and wonderful thing.

>>202425479
may I suggest you make use of the arrow in future

mad how every single object and building in Britain was engineered and built almost exclusively by men
makes you hate women a bit ahahah useless cows

I wish whenever you press post your camera takes a picture off you and attached it to your post. Would love to see what you all look like

>>202425509
*puts the camera under my gooch before hitting submit*

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>>202425509
i look like thsi

TAKBIR

>>202425509
you want to see a pic of me pooing? because that’s what I’m doing, a log is halfway out my bum hole rn

>>202425523
Looks the same as your face anyway

>getting mad over some nothing daily mail rage bait story about some child claiming to be a wolf or something

is it still 2016 or something get a grip
our country is being flooded with third world animals

>>202425547
Done. Him.

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>>202425441
Charity shops will take them away for FREE.

Shelter / British Heart Foundation / others: look up their websites for furniture donation. You just send a photo of your old couch, they arrange a time for delivery men to come and pick it up from your house for free. You don't even need to take it outside your house.

>>202425509
i would do so many wanks to all those faces

>>202425474
Genuinely amazing shout thanks lad, yeah they do have that. Much better getting some wagies to do it instead of me, I’ll do that

toil in 2 hours

>>202425554
is your imaginary opponent mad about anything else from 20 minutes ago or just that?

what is mad is that new students will pay more of their loans off and faster (and fees will be going up soon) and their loans are wiped after 40 years instead of 30
gen A and late zoomers are FUCKED

although I can play guitar, and have a guitar at the foot of my bed - I still play airguitar to myself in the mirror pretty much daily

Might move to China.

>>202425590
Vile, looks like something out of an alien movie

Nobody gets to fuck em all
So choose who got want to fuck, and fuck 'em good

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>air friar

mousenonce cum tribute compilation #26

>>202425591
however will they cope with these completely voluntary and unnecessary incredibly expensive pieces of paper
don't actually answer, I don't need to hear the opinions of a child with buyer's remorse

>>202425479
blog on you insufferably boring bastard

last time I checked my student loan it was about £26k
have about £50k in savings, tempted to just get that debt off my back and be done with it - since if I don't get it squared away sharpish I'll pretty much never pay it off

>>202425617
i do not regret my degree at all
you sound like you had some FOMO there buddio

Mo Gilligan is so funny hahaha what a geezer lad

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>>202425637

Doing a big book clear out if anybody wants anything?

>>202425637
Enjoy your 3 days

My poos have been quite girthy and meaty lately. Really proud of myself

nuclear logs flying out my pozhole at mach speed

not used a tin of tomatoes in a long time
have three of them just sitting around in my cupboard

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>>202425688
>My poos have been quite girthy and meaty lately
The only such thing in your pants

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>His wife Vic, thanks to her love of fashion freebies, has earned the nickname “Victoria Sponger”. And he himself, having stripped 10m OAPs of their winter fuel payment, is now known as “Keir Starmer, Granny Harmer”.
Say it to his face!

>>202425707
Please support the Italian canned tomato industry

Hello Indian posters! I see a lot of comments above that I had some kind of agenda against India but not at all. I just wrote what I saw as I do about every country. Take a look at what I have said about Britain in the past. I called India a failed state because to me it is in many parts. A country that has awful air pollution. Rubbish that is thrown directly into rivers ( 58% of Delhis rubbish goes straight into the Yamuna River ). Where I saw rats everywhere in the capital city. Where trash lies everywhere. Where noise pollution is ubiquitous. Where traffic is at a standstill. Where people spit constantly in public places. Where infrastructure cannot cope with monsoon rains although the government knows it will happen every year. Where the air often stinks of ammonia because people just piss anywhere and everywhere. Where there are no green spaces for pleasant quiet walks with your family. Where apartment buildings are filthy and falling apart. I said in the post I had changed in six years and that includes my feelings towards all that stuff. In the past I saw it as an exciting and interesting but I suppose as I grew older I'm now disgusted more and more by such things and appreciate my life in Europe more than ever. Anyway no hate towards the people of India who as always I find fun and friendly. If anyone has any questions I'll be happy to answer some in this thread.

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>[Deleted]

free gear keir

Sir Beer Haver

Just received a mystery pager in the mail, quite chuffed! I'll keep it on my hip at all times :)

Ser Kurt Blumpfer

We use our garage as a home gym and last night after we worked out my gf rode me on the weight bench lol, didn’t think we were particularly loud or anything and I didn’t last long.

I’m at work now and the gf just told me the old woman who lives next door came over and told her she heard us and she’d appreciate it if we kept it down next time and saying we should be ashamed doing that where the whole street could hear us (garage door was closed so this wasn’t true)

Why are old people all such weird cunts? Does she literally just sit there in silence listening to everything her neighbours do?

I've seen much more hateful and aggressive posts in Facebook comment sections than on 4chan

>>202425713
>Victoria Sponger
lmao this one's great

>>202425712
loooool

somebody doesnt want to learn about amino acids...

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Oh behave janny lol

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I wonder when New Zealand will stop existing as a country and get absorbed by some foreign power or balkanise into a bunch of little regional things

784 dildos have been seized from diddys home

went to a gig last night and a mosh pit formed
just don't get why you would want to get into a big blender full of people just flinging themselves around

>>202425806
>and I didn’t last long.
No surprise

>>202425828
Cute picture

>>202425830
primal urge

>>202425806
i think they do this
especially blackpeoppo if you say Nword

>>202425830
Boring cunt

>>202425830
Yeah mate why would people want to have fun

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>>202425826
and i got a 3 day for posting a picture of a mcdonald's steak egg and cheese bagel

One raw potato down the hatch

>>202425870
It was clearly more than that and you're just trying to play the victim
Tiresome little yankoid

>>202425830
because, if you're smart about it, you can leather a cunt full in the face and get away with

>>202425806
aren't British "next door" houses literally the same building just separated by a wall?
can't you hear everything your neighbours do above whisper volume?

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i am literally Mordekai from the RegularShow

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Wish wish wish I was born in a small town in america I fucking despise living in this shit gay country

>>202425892
>aren't British "next door" houses literally the same building just separated by a wall?
Have you never heard of a semi mate

>>202425903
Were born*
Hypothetical subjunctive mood

>>202425901
you cannot post the mordecais

>>202425903
ktim - only thing I think I would struggle with is that anyone can have a gun, reckon that would make me very paranoid

OK its 12:15 already
the plan goes into effect. todays plan: smoke - read the rest of this - clean up a little bit :) - read some more - phone calls - shop - shower - study

dude sex lmao

>>202425905
Get one every time you post mate ;) xoxo

>>202425892
My house is fully detached mate

>>202425933
Dude sex lmao or
Dude, sex, lmao
?

get them safely across the channel

poowoggins

>>202425703

he is announcing a report in announcing a report
do your job you avatarflaggot

>>202425924
Not anyone

>>202425946
Your jaw's about to be fully detached you cunt you do NOT talk to New Zealand in such a tone

>>202425887
no it wasn't
janitorial staff is full of faggos

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>>202425946
Then she was just being a runt
tell her to suck a golf ball

Huge rancid old ham sandwich looking pussies. Mmmm

reckon I would like to be a youth in america, but I don't think I would want to be an adult in america
I reckon ages 4-22 in a middle-class american christian family is the peak of the human experience, but I imagine after that it's just a hellish corporate nightmare

>>202425970
No, you're just a pathetic liar
Go on, link the supposedly innocent post
"Oooh uhhh I can't remember"
Pathetic

Iran just blew up Blacked raw studios

Israel has taken this as a declaration of war!!!!

is that poster an actual Australian

>>202425979
footage of me lumbering to Iceland for a £1.35 deep-dish pepperoni pizza to consume with my 4 cans of tesco pear cider

>>202425988
Brucie ran out of ice now he’s a bit stroppy :(

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>>202426009

>>202426009
scmring

>posting on /brit/
>owns a detached
>has a girlfriend
>works out
>has sex outside
alri jay

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>91% chance to hit with my ranged sneak attack
>miss
>this happens twice in a row

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Said a shitty joke at work
Maori girl laughed
White girl rolled her eyes and looked annoyed

>>202426044
I earn £60k and have a 7 inch penis as well lol, when you write it down like that my life is pretty based

get them in

get pensioners' benefits cut

get politician's wives clothed in gucci

>>202426058
There are zero attractive women in my workplace
>Some cunt responds saying "and zero attractive men"
SHUT it

eating gruel

>>202422471
ahaha mental lad

>>202426077
let me know when you hit 6 figures like me, lil bro

>>202426058
Love making girls laugh at work, me and one of the other lads have some risque banter all the time and when we have the girls constantly giggling, they call us Bill and Ben. Bet any of them would let us double team them

>>202426080
>get pensioners' benefits cut
most based thing Keir could possibly do
those old bastards have had it too good for too long

>>202426098
You hit 4 figures on the fucking scales

>>202426044
not unheard of, /brit/‘s the kind of thing that follows you through life in the background

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>train drivers should be paid millions to press a few buttons and move a train on a straight line on a track because it's so difficult and nobody else can do it
>oh look some teenage girl did it for a laugh

Pay train drivers bus driver salaries and cut off the hand of any who strikes

>>202419253
>>202419253

this kind of brain rot is what happens when you have 300 years and your national staple dish is still fairy bread

Are white men obsolete?

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>>202426088
Wasn't necessarily doing it to try and chat them up
someone said something and I just said the first thing that came to my head and they just happened to be nearby

Would u rather live in a semi detached or a bungalow

>>202426122
catapulted that cunt into the sun

>>202426129
Well she crashed it didn't she

zke pizza in oven
pizza pepperon
tomato sauce later on
and them into my belly

This is fascinating, isn't it?

>>202426144
Well don't keep us in suspense

get the rusemen rused

4chan always told me white women hate Indians but in real life in england it’s not actually true.

on £70k, own a semi, never had a girlfriend, set to inherit a £2m house from my parents

RECYCLE
>>202422506
>>202422506
>>202422506

I must have offended my scales
I stand on them and it just says ERR

get the rusemen locked in Walmart by gunpoint threat and tell them if they leave you will kill their families no matter what the Walmart security say

>>202426190
Spam/flooding
Too early
Away with you

>>202426136
Kek.
Absolutely done them.

>>202426175
"The air conditioner isn't working"

"You should try air shampoo"

pizza kurwa
cheese tomato
more tomato
where is pepperon
same as tomato

>>202426214
*Slaps my knee*

Does anyone else play 'spot the new reg plate' with their partner?

lol

got feedback from toilberg earlier today on a job I've only been working at for 2 months
>"you don't reach out for support enough"
>"also you ask me too many questions when you should be asking Beth"
>"by the way I think you should try and talk to the seniors more often"
>"if you get stuck you can ask anyone for help"
getting very mixed signals

he's laughing at you not with you

woah someone really doesn’t like rusers

pizza is so long
pizza baguettea
pizza calonze
wrap it up wrap with pizza

is the man posting on /brit/ on a workday a multi-millionaire? yeah? massive salary yeah? big house? all while dossing about on a Thursday morning? yeah, that's believable.

>>202426248
get better at your job and he wouldn't say those things

>>202426248
you should probably have pointed out this contradiction

why does the other thread have 260 posts?

you of proably should

>>202426292
mouse deletion

>>202426321
>>202426321
>>202426321
>>202426321
>>202426321
>>202426321

I would go out tonight
But I haven’t got a person to ruse

>>202426190
nibba that thread stale as all hell