Twilight zone edition
nigger
squattoil beckons and I'm not remotely up for itif you post any high energy songs you enjoy for lifting I shall listen to them
>>202426321I can see my house
I would go out tonightBut I haven’t got a person to ruse
one of those dreadful thursdays where i keep thinking its friday
>>202426343you can't say that
>>202426362good lad
LGBTQ = PAEDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95dB-ObZ7Hohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95dB-ObZ7Hohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95dB-ObZ7HoDJJJJJ DIEGOOOO IN THE HOUSE
>>202426381I cannot Belize my eyes!
Sir Keir will set this country back onto a good path. Just you wait
The entire world is laughing at us yet again because thousands of people are queuing up for a baked potato with cheese and beans
We're all in HERE>>202422506>>202422506>>202422506
disgusting what israel's allowed to get away with
>>202426398most of the people in that queue are muslims
The Ruseman says it’s gruesome For someone so handsome to caaaare
>>202426398Really? I think most country's have this kind of cheap street food and actually it's the UK which is an outlier for having very little.We need more street food vendors, not less.
this thread dedicated to the gallant proletariat warriors of Hezbollah
>>202426398don't understand the hostility surrounding potato, baked beans, and cheeseit's reasonably healthy, reasonably cheap, reasonably tastymakes me think it's just zoomers bandwagoning on yank memes because americans are allergic to anything not drowned in cornsyrup
>>202426414israel is the main characterthey can do what they want
>>202426434Yeah but other countries street food is actually good lol
>>202426425Literally 3 the rest is whitoids
*puts a ball under 1 of 3 cups on a table then rapidly shuffles the cups*alri lad, pick
>>202426448nobody cares toby
who put 20p in london paki
>>202426462I can see at least 4 muzzie women and 1 muzzie bloke
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
>>202426497i can hardly belize it!
>>202426497And there is a queue behind them of literally 100 whites
>>202426446Well you can always go back where you came from if you don't like it here.
>>2024265185 actually
the mounce is loose....
Black pudding? Love it
>>202426398There used to be a great jacket potato van in Aylesbury (which is a shithole) that I would wait in a queue for, was great.
>>202426497I'll send you to Belize!
>>202426521Bro is getting insecure over jacket spuds loooool
>>202426398Sexy hijab woman in the back hello
>>202426543Black pudding is what I call the mess I leave in the toilet after drinking four pints of Guinness the night before.
>>202426543>'I HATE black pudding, it's made from blood, disgusting'>'Have you ever had it?'>'Well no..but'
Used to get Spud-u-Like when I was a lad before all of this paki sloppa took over.Dead country.
rorke brung a tray of krispy kreme in for the office and everyone was chuffed except for leftypol who started going on about palm oil. rorke and the lads from sales was winding leftypol up until he went on a full melty hahahaha
>>202426565Don’t mind a guinness when it’s proper guinness weather
remember being about 9 and mumberg was having a woman moment calling herself ugly like a teenage girl and I said that people often say we look alike so asked if she thought I was ugly too and she just stared at mestill not quite sure what to make of that conversation
absolutely mad how the proles will grovel for their proleslop just because it's famous on tiktokthey will buy a potato with beans on it for £10 just because everyone else is doing it
Viktor Orbán is a Protestant, surprisingly
>>202426576for me it was pasta king
>>202426588this pope's a wastemannever a better time to be a proddie
>>202426568good lad
>>202426598could you actually get that outside of schools?
>>202426587Belize nuts!
>>202426578leftypol banging on about palm oil while at the same time demanding that autistic kids get on puberty blockers and have their genitals mutilated so that old blokes in dresses feel 'validated'
>>202426568also them>I HECKIN love german blutenwurst!
>>202426584*stares at you*
Going to play the new fifa today
sucking a blutenwurst
>>202426584quite an odd little memory to have sorry to hear
>>202426604Hate these cunts with lanyards and badges. Need them all shot.
>>202426608south America is also a proper mix full of religious leaders historically they'd all be Catholic too but they've had protestants, jews, Hindus and Buddhists
Rorke: Origins
>>202426633in what way is it any different from the old fifa?
>>202426633What's it like being an NPC? Must be quite comfy.
20 sprays of Encre Noire
>>202426631
pro tip for wybois: act more black
>>202426603guarantee she's never shagged a black in her life
>>202426652Its not>>202426657I'm not an NPC I just like playing it with friendbergs
>>202426603Was having a good day till I saw this day ruined now
Big fan of the restaurant in Morrisons, it's simple and cheap but I like it.
>>202426649twitter is just people telling lies for engagement farming nowthat aspie saffer cunt has ruined that website not to mention it's full of indians saying the most low iq shite imaginable vgh I only have instagram left
based clogwogmuch better cuckposter than the belgian freak
>pro tip for wybois: act more black
>>202426704you could do worse than Instagram twitter has always been vile
>>202426649>Joined July 2024>every post is about shit only /pol/tards care aboutblatant "blackpill" accountdon't understand why some incels do it
>>202426649what timmy gon do
>>202426700Got a link? No you don’t because you’re chatting out your arseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Twitter is not worth your time and Twitter screenshots certainly aren’t worth mine
Why does the janny let clogwog post?
Reminder a janitor is aware of these posts but makes a conscious effort not to delete them.
can't understand half of the black person lingo on twitter they've butchered english so much
>>202426804I'm gonna post them anywayI'm gonna post them anywayI'M GONNA POST THEM ANYWAYYYYYYYYY
>>202426760liveshot at the nigga tweeting this shite
>>202426812im on a warning for reporting themwe have a serious issue with janbergs on this site
>>202426760>don't understand why some incels do itsee >>202426704if you make a "viral" post you can make thousands for it
>>202426848/int/ ROARS out for reform.
>>202426719big fan of the MarmiteMan gimmick
got to feel sad for porn addicts they will never feel the soft touch of a 3D woman
>>202426854alright Vince McMahon?
>>202426808That’s not a link that’s a name. Like i said chatting at your arseeeeeee
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB JANNY
>>202426876spaedo, 190 kids molested, sacked tranny meltdown asap
muslim girl feet
>>202426867this is why i agree with mouseys deranged crusade against them lol
rorke on the ropeshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1726685240457558.webm
cheese on toast for lunch
>>202426904Yeah, Toby is right. As much as he is annoying, and frequently hypocritical, what he says is correct: these people are cancer and contribute nothing to the thread.
>>202426830Garden of Earthly Delights is a good painting to be fair
Not sure whats being complained about as its filtered you see, but i wholly support the fucking janny doing his job, the fucking parasite
>>202426951Never got round to setting one up, what do I do, just filter every Dutch poster ITT?
Good morning sirsReminder the personality cuck porn spammer is the janitor that lives here full time literally all day this thread is his life He deletes his nukes his own posts every once in a while to keep up appearances
>>202426991Bring back the asylums.Bring back the workhouses.Bring back hanging.
alright mate u around for a Q
>>202427001Fucking hell that is beyond grim if he's the janitor
>>202426970Use 4chanx and block flags if you canOtherwise ublock origin > my filters > add which take your fancyboards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-be)boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-es)boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-nl)boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-br)boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-ca)boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-us)boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-gt)boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-am)boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-in)boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-ru)
>>202426984190 ruined his life for this
yo yo yo woah woah woahmaking a post in /brit/, you know
>>202426970I've filtered the Netherlands and Belgium and the amount of cuckposts I see has massively decreased, not just in /brit/ but all of /int/
>>202427036It's the only explanation Occam's razor and all
really want ange to get sacked, move to somewhere shit like southampton and miraculously win the EFL cup . it would be so fucking funny
I got a 30 day ban for posting the Bristol Stool Chart (janny said it was politics ffs, appeal denied etc) but this cunt gets to troll the thread with porn and ban evade on a regular basis.
>>202427053I might just filter every flag and have singleplayer /int/
>>202427068>gets to ban evade
>>202427036it's not its just dtfic shoehorning his spaino obsession into everything
>>202427068I've been banned for making anti Russian and Chinese posts before. Not sure why /int/ has such corrupt jannies and mods.
>>202427089Imagining how loathed you are by your own family when even anonymous freaks on 4chan hate you Sad realisation that must be
>>202427097have you considered that "anti Russian and Chinese posts" don't belong in a general dedicated to the discussion of British culture
>>202427068I mean, in fairness to the janny, spainnonce and gyaldemfreak are both neets with VPNs - there's very little the janny can do to stop them. Just filter whatever you can, and they'll eventually just fuck off - or even if they don't at least you won't have to pay attention to him anymore
got filtered
cant even say poonigger these daysused to be a /brit/ staple
>>202427125Not here you mong I just mean on /int/. Just posting in threads about Russia or China is a risk.
>>202427073I've done that before lol
filtered by esoteric /brit/posts
>>202427149>going on outer-/int/
Tesco have started putting crisps in the freezers
>>202427089god that's so hotremember seeing an interview she did too where her white bf pushing her into cuck porn ended up having the effect where she now finds black guys more attractive
>>202427115not wanting to see porn or lewd imagery at 1pm on a thursday has no bearing on the size of my cock
>water bill going from 29 a month to 39One of the downsides to working from home, maybe I should piss out the window.
>>202427165just saw this on reddit
>>202427165no
>>202427097>anti Russian and Chinese postsHoly mother of based
>>202427165>he doesn't chill his crispsngmi
>>202427089>>202427115If you're going to samefag helps to wait more than a minute and one second so it's not blatantly obvious
>>202427165another Brexit benefit (!)thanks racist bigots who voted for UKIP (!)
sweet chilly sensations haha
*Blows up pygmy hippos with a 50 cal sniper rifle*
sitting with a handkerchief up both nostrils
might watch some Columbo
WIND YOUR NECK IN
>>202427165gone woke
>>202427165britain officially batsh*t bonkers
BBC forgot to disable the comments herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wBgpZdSnk8
>>202427219Episodic programmes are a complete waste of time
are the mentally ill freaks talking about black men again?
>>202427138Can't post on VPNs without a passBan thr pass and he will go away But he is still here after years and years of it How is that possible?Only one explanation
>>202427219you and your bloody columbo
>>202427209fucking love megafauna me, love to go to the zoo and look at the elephants and giraffes. they're so cool, love frogs too.
>>202427237sarrrr?
>>202427263i like turtles
>>202427242time enjoyed is not wastedlet the man enjoy his columbo
Had over a month of holiday left at work so have booked random weeks over the next few months. I have no gf or mates to do things with so no real reason to have time off. I've got next week off and will do fuck all apart from go to the gym and play games.
>>202427257You use your benefits to pay for multiple passes because your life is 4chan.
>>202427282it's possible to enjoy things without posting off-topic or avatarfagging
>>202427292off to the pub with you ASAP
>>202427292well that sound niceapart from going to the gym that sounds shit
Just got back from Asda. What an awful place that is.
>>202427251Yeah but he will cum soon then switch to rage posting about something random he autistically hates
>>202427292get some drugs in
hate jobs that don't give you formal training - where you have to throw yourself on the mercy and kindness of randoms in your team to learn how to do anything
if you work at bbc the huw edwards thing is a great opportunity to claim sick leave for trauma/mental health
>>202427299I'm Canadian and salaried Only posted here a few times yesterday because the thread quality has been so bad
mad how 'Cor' is a derivative of 'Gor' which is is a derivative of 'Gor Blimey' which is a derivative of 'God Blind Me'
>>202427292Can I visit your house?
gor wanme
>>202427315very funny post
>>202427292KTIMJust got back from 2 weeks off where all I did was go to the gym and watch maths tutorials on Youtube
>>202427263do you reckon were megafaunaif you have sex with a woman youre actually fucking a megafaun
>>202427359It's amazing how English people mutilate English
>>202427348You were here all day Dtfic. Like you are every day.
>>202427359thank you for sharing this. Genuinely found it very interesting
why do zoomers and alpha look so old
>>202427359finally a good post
>>202427329And then they blame you for not knowing how to do shit the specific way the company does itlmao
>>202427414what do you mean
>>202427414fortnite dances age you
Spent 20 quid on scratchcards in Asda and won 60 quid back in total. Easy money haha
>>202427454
Huw Edwards will be getting a nice job on GB News soon i reckon
>>202427387>all leafs are this personality I made up Mental how badly I mindraped you lol
Worst part of being on the ol’ bennies is having to be around and associate with filthy commoners. Urgh.
>>202427448can't be good on the joints
>>202427468gay boys news?
>>202427467get her! get her!
had my lunch
>>202427487Technology is amazing eh?
>>202427480Same virgin neek passive-aggressive posting style too. Mad.
>>202427425EXACTLYthey don't tell you shit and then hoist all the blame of you when you inevitably cock up in a way that would be impossible to know to avoid unless you were told beforehand
Been on holiday for the last six years me
im not like those other scroungers ;)
>>202427480Nice try Dtfic
Mad how Farage said he doesn't want mass deportations of illegal immigrants and thinks whites becoming a minority isn't a concern
>>202427203Just looks like the perfect life
>>202427526wahey how's tricks, sean?
>>202427508been a british policeman for 6 years? lucky bastard, do fuck all, get paid anyway
>>202427381In zoology, megafauna are large animals. The precise definition of the term varies widely, though a common threshold is approximately 45 kilogramssuppose it just depends on the woman you're having sex with
mad how fit they are at that age
>>202427521source?
>>202427239
>>202427544women peak at 34 rorke
>>202427536Haha. Us cucks are many in number.
>>202427521still can't wrap my head around thathe's utterly destroyed any goodwill he's had among his base
>>202427504>>202427513Don't know what to tell you
LIVERPOOL
>>202427168Source?
Barbarism begins at home
Mental how good the gf’s fannois feels. I never thought one pussy could seriously feel that much different from any other but I finally know now how some people obsess over “good pussy”
>>202427610probably my favourite Smiths song, that
barbarism begins at supercuts
>>202427616Good pussy is wet pussy. You gotta turn her on
>>202427547https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1836111885692993772https://x.com/StevenEdginton/status/1836106644993822763
>>202427414britney spears was infantilised. but nowadays zoomer stars have to start out like they're 30
mental how there's an unwritten rule at barbershops to give undesirable customers (i.e. incels like you) shit haircuts so they stop coming back
love a bit of CK3, me
>>202427678Isnt it like $500 for all the dlc because they don't give you the full game at the start?
lmao at the people who say "Five Guys costs me £25" get the smaller burger and chips then fatty!"!!!!
>>202425077Was occupied doing my white collar job and just saw this replyAbsolutely hopelessly wrong
>>202427636Not quite true desu. Clearly you need to make her wet but there’s more to it than that, it’s the overall tightness, the grip, how it feels around your cock, the way it squeezes, how deep you can go without bottoming out/hurting her.
>>202427632is it yeah? listen to the smiths do you? oh wow, you're such a cool and intelligent person, I would love to know more about you
>>202427521>>202427558his party's biggest donor is a pakistani muslimhe effectively bought out the party and is now chairman farage will never be able to oppose mass immigration properly ever again if he wants to keep the money flowing
>>202427662thinking deep things
>>202427704>real work is done at call centres and warehouses Hilariously clueless He must be sub-80 IQ himself
>>202427708All things that change if you get her really worked up. And you notice these things more if you’re worked up yourself
>>202427695that's why I pirate it - their DLC policy is a total joke
>>202427558>>202427521you people have such fucking short memoriesat the 2015 election debates he was on question time or something else saying how once we leave the eu we can get more rest of the worl dimmigration to go beyond what we got from the eu
>>202427632yeah it’s a great one >>202427714good lad - pro smiths posting is what we’re all about
>>202427750How do I pirate it? Go to /t/?I have asked in this thread many times with no answer lol
>>202427760Gutted mate sorry to hear that
>>202426321Bongiornoooo cumpari :)
>>202427755Bit odd how he was making a big deal about whites becoming a minority a couple years ago when the ONS statistics came out then
I am an engineer.
>>202427768just search fitgirl repacks
>>202427505"Anon you should have looked in to this yourself and experimented in your free time to see how to do it"Never mind the fact that your schedule is packed so much that you have to eat while working instead of having a real lunch break I got in trouble at toil today for not being able to deliver some work on time because one of the tools the company provided me broke"You should have checked yesterday to make sure it still works"this has happened multiple timesLike what, I'm supposed to check every day that every piece of software I will ever use is still workingAnd I'm supposed to check it in every possible scenario and use-case as well?the thing is I actually did though, and it was finethe error occurred because of an update made after I finished yesterday, and I discovered it within 2 hours of starting today
>>202427768steamunlocked has it
>>202427875suppose we all are in a way
>>202427868Yeah. Well, you see, that's a tautology. You can't say ONS statistics because it stands for Office of National Statistics, so you're just saying Office of National Statistics statistics? Do you see, Mr Conditional Clause?
afternoon all>261 posts in the oldokay, who's had a melty?
>>202427925shut the fuck up
>>202427925Idiot lol are you the call centre / shelf stocker simp who was complaining before?
member peckers, I member
>>202427944toby like usual
>>202427944Was just a standard Thursday midday toby tantrum, nothing unusual
>>202427943my ancestor
>>202427875Duolingo ahh sentence
>>202427901Thanks >>202427921Virus no thanks
>>202427966>>202427976what is he like eh, the little scamp
>>202428005nothing particularly he was just rambling about chemicals
>>202427868>so what?the more browns the worse it gets, simple as
>>202427986I've used steamunlocked for years without issue
>>202428026Redditors say it's been compromised in the last couple months
>>202427908grim
>>202428056toby lets meet up and smoke a zoot
whos a good little mouse
The new?
>>202428100sure just give me 5 mins la
>>202428110>>202428110
new>>202428118>>202428118>>202428118
>>202427868he didn't present it with comment tbf
