chewits edish
got 3 dates in the next 3 daysyeah yeah yeah yeah
>>202428110>I like to chew it chew itI remember these being good
>>202428131think air does as well
>>202428137The 20th, 21st and 22nd?
>>202428137yeah, the 20th September, 21st September, 22nd September
>>202428156>>202428151haha
>>202428156DONE HIM
>>202428156dunelm>>202428151kill yourself you man
Howling and roaring and scromitting and pissing myself and punching myself in the face
>>202428156>>202428151you will regret this mockery of my dating life
Want to eat wild mushrooms but dont want to die. Life is hard
>>202428181are you saying you're going to remember the 21st night of September?
>>202428182whats that one meant to be
doing a poo. i hope my bowels settle soon got to toil
Listening to nightcore
>>202428110chewsday innit
I said bah-dee-yah
>>202428199average 18 year old glaswegian
>>202428196you will remember this moment in the lucid gasping moments as you find yourself drowning in agony
>>202428224would have been an all-time GOAT post if it were a tuesday
I AM A SURGEON!
>>202428201Common earthball apparently (poisonous)
sucking a common earthball apparently
>>202428215Got some blue Lucozade today based on your recommendation mousey
Get the earthball watered
Rorke's Scran from /brit/ | Binging with Babish
imagefap chavs
>>202428209holy mother of zased
>>202428271nonces of a feather'
>>202428271stick it up your bum dee lass
>>202428182*heads to your regular foraging patch**hides my trousers and clambers up to a low branch, covering myself in foliage save for my delicately exposed twitching ballbag nestled amongst the twigs*
>>202428298enjoy your ban blud
>>202428271blue means it's a boy, right?
@eatingwithtod!!! LONDON'S BEST SANDWICH !!!
Power in half of my house went out when I turned on the hair dryerHad to go outside in the dark and fuck around with the fuses to get it back
It's the last day of summer in Sunday. Dark nights are coming.
>>202428271any good?
>>202428348Why is your electrical panel outside? And does it really use fuses and not breakers?
Going to the zoo for my birthday
>>202428348Just what you should do with wet hands and hair
in Sunday
man with van herevan has brokefor now i am just man
>>202428356Haven't tried it yet
>>202428362which zooplease dont say my gaff
>>202428390miles away from a haiku, you jibbering nutter
>>202428390is this the gayest 4chan post ever?
watching that film cuckoo the one with the tranny male roleplaying as a woman irl
>>202428404she fit in it?
man with a van herealas my van is brokennow I'm just a man
>why did you not put "a" in to make it sort of a haiku
>>202428361I don't know, I wasn't there when the decision was madeNo, it uses circuit breakers, I don't know why I called them fuses>>202428364lol, it happens like ever 2 months, I've done it heaps
>>202428364the cowardly old worlder fears the antipodean will to play with electricity while saturated in water
>>202428430Grim
>>202428434not sure
there should be a vip zoo pass where you get to abuse the animals and taunt them with small pieces of meat
Sex with 5 men on Friday.Sex with 7 men on Saturday.Sex with 5 men on Sunday.Gay-ku.
>>202428418noit's trying its hardest to do the little feminine inflections and mannerisms real women do naturally without second thought to the point it's noticeable and reminds me it is indeed a male.
>>202428459stop wanting to get your dick out in zoos
Mum brought in a Ghanaian refugee to live with us
>>202428387Paignton Zoo
yesterday at ASDA when I was getting Dr Pepper Zeros and some Monster Ultra Energy Zero I picked up the 4-pack of aussie lemonade not realising it was the sugar version until I was at the self-service and had begun scanningby that time I was too far into my scanning and had already scanned the 4-pack too so it would be a hassle to cancel it, requiring me to speak to the attendant woman, so I just made the purchasethen I sat in the car for 30 mins afterwards, annoyed at myself having been so foolish as to not check that it was the zero sugar version I'd picked up before going to the till. After much deliberating I decided to go back into the shop and exchange it for the right one. I took the 4-pack to customer services, they said it was OK to change it then I went and got a 4-pack of monster ultra zero rosa (the pink ones) and they exchanged itproud of myself for not just going home with the sugary 4-pack when I didn't want it
Haiku posting then are we?sucking a golfballmight have a cheeky bum wankdoing a poo lads
Dad kicking me out the house to replace me with a Ukranian refugee girl
mad to think there's probably some bloke (or blokes, even) out there that are direct male line descendents of jesus christnot sure i buy into the whole volcel thing he was on about. same with priests today, he was probably fiddling around on the sideno mistake mary magdalene was a close companion the raunchy dog
>>202428523mary shagdalene we called hermore like mary shagdalot
>>202428459You can do that in east asia. All those tiger pictures people have because theyre heavily sedated and they take their claws out. Tourists love it
>>202428478You are a very evil, very twisted little mutant.
>>202428523don't blaspheme you fool
>>202428523It would have been extremely scandalous if he got anyone pregnant let alone a literal groupie whore
Newcastle
>>202428501You thought if you posted a girl id read your blog. You were wrong>>202428523James was the brother of christ
>>202428516Little does he know she's got jungle fever
>>202428552Did you manage to sort out your universal credit or are you still sanctioned?
>>202428555>mutanthaha
>>202428555Struck a nerve did he?Reminded that your voice doesn't sound remotely female whatsoever?
why are all the trannies grim looking in my areawhere do i find the fit ones
>>202428594in drawings
>>202428594the fit ones all have xx chromosomes
>>202428594they only exist in carefully crafted hand-edited photos matethere's a reason they don't do videos too
>>202428594All trannies are grim
Got stuff to do and it makes me anxious so I'm going to not do it and make myself even more anxious.lol what am I like!?
>where do I find attractive men in dresses
Tilde is a beautiful woman. Deal with it losers
>>202428488>>202428572Alri MarmiteMan
>>202428501People ask to swap products all the time in supermarkets. As a member of staff, I can confirm we don't actually care and just want the customers to be happy without kicking up a fuss.
>>202428489never heard of thisyou know what i think i will come thanksare we doing one of the animal experiences?
I just had a wank and I’m still horny bros :/
my goal body is one where if I ever put on a dress, people laugh instead of assuming I'm living an alternative lifestyle
Why would mousey receive a UC sanction?Can't imagine he has any claim commitments whatsoever on account of his legitimate mental illness(es) that are confirmed in his GP notes. They likely wouldn't even make him volunteer as it's usually only the docile, middle-aged men who appear lobotomised who you see in charity shops. Or younger lads with aspergers. Can't see them putting a paranoid schizophrenic in there in a hurry.
>>202428566you say that but also he made people believe literal god got his virgin mum pregnant while she was married ladcome on now don't be naive
>>202428594The 0.1% that are hot do porn and wouldnt be interested in you anyway
lad who rang up about renting a place on tuesday around 4 sounding meek and high pitched and virginous, only to be told they'd call me tomorrow (yesterday) morning about it, and who then received no call all day yesterday, here. i was too low test to call them myself yesterday, and by half 5 was really upset with myself as i want this place badly. i woke up at 1pm today and i am proud to say that after my poo and wee i rang them up and sounded fairly confident. they were however all on their lunch break and so said they'll call me back today about arranging a viewing. i am hopeful that they actually will this time as i was quite human on the phone.
>>202428648He said he was meant to attend a jobs fair but didn't so he was sanctioned. He doesn't get PIP either.
>>202428640If only you could swap your cock and balls for a lovely fanny just as easily eh
>>202428649Whole lot easier to lie about that with your gang than to cover up 9 months of pregnancy and then somehow get rid of the bastard child
>>202428501aw look a little britfeel nonce reunion >>202428640
>>202428680what in the Adams family values is going on in this picture
>>202428645You're a pathetic little freak Why can't you keep your horny posting to yourself?
>>202428676not really though is it mateian watkins was out there noncing babies with their mumsgroupies will do anything is what i'm saying and having her just say "no this isn't his kid" is a pretty easy lie
>>202428640thanks Employed WomanI did ask the security guy at the door if it was OK for me to just leave the wrong 4-pack back on the shelf, pick up the right one and walk out but he said I should go to customer services instead. Then at customer services they had to do all the business with my receipt. I think the Ultra Zero ones I got were actually 14p more expensive, or cheaper, than the ones I'd bought but the lady at the till just waived it.
user not an abuser
the munsters mogged addam's family so hard it's not funny
>>202428706Yeah I don't bother refunding and recharging people for it either UNLESS their alternative is cheaper then I will do it.
>>202428668go get it you cheeky little incel
Honestly mental how much two glasses of week-old wine has done mefeel like pure shite today
>>202428702Are you ok mate?
>>202428705Fair enough but my point was that social norms were much different there and then compared to now. If he had had a bastard child the Jews and Romans would have used that to discredit the Christians they were heavily persecuting at the time. Yet there is no mention of it.
Australians go prison straight
>>202428727FOY
>>202428734It may well have been 14p cheaper but she probably assumed, correctly, that I wasn't arsed about 14p being refunded onto my card.
>>202428745Are you? What compels you to post something like that? What do you want other posters to do with that information? Seriously just fuck off you horny coomer subhuman freak.
>>202428797first day on /brit/ is it?
>>202428742wine isn't for pint pussies, real man drink
this is how I turn my head when an ethnic walks past me in the street
>>202428735need those nike creps
>>202428809pretty outraged at the sight of this bare bum here in /brit/
>>202428809the more you look at it the peachier it becomes
forgot to cancel the uber one free trial againcucked out of another £5.99
err rorke the orange man is actually bad
a game shop opened in my small town recentlymight get back in to Yu-Gi-Oh
>>202428750jews and romans also said jesus's dad was a roman centurion named pantera, did you know that?these things get washed away and ignored. it was 2000 years ago lad, and the christian church has been the dominant force for near enough 1700 years of itsome rumour of him having a kid is easily dismissed if, again, you're willing to believe this little kike is somehow the product of a virgin married woman and god
if i cross my bollocks over a bit my brain doesn't know which is the left or right bollock any more
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/sep/18/the-rise-of-britishcore-100-experiences-that-define-and-unite-modern-britons?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitterGuardian showing how out of touch they are again
>>202428941dangerous and downright stupid
>>202428947Ah yes
papa don't preachthere's a banger and a half
Just did the mash11the monster mash
Got to try this buffalo stacker at KFC desu lads, the adverts have convinced me
>>202428962>>202428969but it tricks me brainit's funny to feel it and brainberg thinks what the heck
>>202429039gpberg will be thinking what the heck when you drag yourself into the waiting room like a legless zombie crying about testicular torsion
Labourberg wants to redefine the pint lolSmaller drinks.New Labour fucking love they little power trips don’t they. Ban this, ban that.
Just remembered that old gimmick twitter account HuwsAtTen that would post every time he does that pose with his right arm stretched across the tableSeems to have been deletedWonder if they deleted after the bum pics came out or after the conviction
>>202428938>jews are trustworthy when they criticise jesusinteresting
Not a fan of black people
>>202428938Yeah I know that and funny how you say it was "washed away" yet you're talking about it from a continent on the other side of the world from where it happened 2000 years after the fact. AFAIK there are NO records of that rumour being suppressed or anything despite lots of other crazy stuff being recorded. Anyway I don't believe in Christ
>>202429057probably considered about the pose where his right arm's under the table
>>202428947>>202428974Lots of alcohol related points there Not very inclusive of Muslims now is it
>>202429062not at all what i said you absolute goose>>202429073we only know about it because a single document that was written to refute it survivedthe actual accusation itself quite literally has been washed away and forgotten, so who's to say it was the only one?have a think mate for someone who claims no faith you're being very naive to say the least
Might rewatch Passion of the Christ again. Need to be in a strong frame of mind for it though, funny how it affects me more than shite like saw and hostel. Can wack those on anytime
>>202429052Wish pubs would serve the 330ml euro size alongside pints and halfs, people would drink those. Halfs just look so silly and small and are only good for topping up a big pint glass if you're driving.
>>202429052Imperial measurements? Not very PC is it. Empire was worse than the nazis ok
>>202429122>not at all what i said you absolute gooseit is though. you called jesus a kike and his story his made up but you're willing to believe jews when they support your views. Bit arbitrary isn't it?
>>202429135woke rubbish
Meltdown imminent. Posts from a certain rasclaart have been deleted.
>>202429136Shouldn't be drinking alcohol at all if you're driving you irresponsible sociopath
>>202429122I didn't say it was impossible just highly unlikely for the reasons I stated besides I don't really care one way or another because like you've said it's all a game of broken telephone and the most well-read people on the topic are Jesus freaks or fedora atheist losers
>>202429157where did i say i believed was the kikes said about jesus lad. i was using it as an example of how such rumours can be (near) totally wiped from historyreal year 3 level reading comprehension on you
What are the NEETs up to then? Mastering your 5th language? Prepping your next mountain hike? Nah. Sat in your grotty little bedrooms dossing away the hours aren't you.
>>202429196nigga you take hrt pills
Sir Drink Shrinker
Would anyone of you be willing to stay with me in the US if I paid for their plane ticket and transportation?
>>202429052This, the smoking ban in gardens thing and I saw some policy tank bint on sky news went viral earlier this week for saying we need to tax junk food, booze and fags massively more...just out of nowhere.Labour's got in and immediately let the puritans run riot, none of it being stuff they put in their manifesto.Why are they allowed to deceive the public like this?
>>202429220caberge
>>202429253
>>202429253Representative democracy is a sham and always has been.
>>202429057remember they made calendars too
The last ever front page of the Evening Standard.
>>202429249ugh fine but im only bumming you 3 times a week its such a hassle cleaning out my bussy
>20. Listening to N-Dubz at the back of the bus with no headphones.What does the N stand for?
>>202429304northobviously
>>202429136they can't as beer and cider and all that can only be sold by 1/3 pint, 1/2 pint, or multiples thereof
>>202429304nigger dubsis that the answer you were looking for?you're a hack. get off the stage
any asylum dodging lunatic on the loose man in
Just drink at home or in a parkNobody goes to pubs except wealthy boomers and tarq-y zoomers on mummy and daddy's credit card and it's been like that for years
>>202429210learning arabic and the history of the abbassid caliphate of bagdad by playing asscreed miragethey sent an elephant to Charlemagne the mad lads
l'm so bored all the time
>>202429057>right arm stretched across the table>clearly his left >>202429271you moronic arse, rorke
>>202428156dont get it
>>202429210been learning about the Plantagenets
>>202429196You literally cannot drive so shush
>>202429210reading instagram meme accounts actually x
rorke pronouncing plantagenets with a hard G at his local LARP sesh, oblivious to the hoes sniggering at his elementary mistake
>>202429325Well maybe they just change the law?They changed the law so gay people could get married so I don't know why this would be such a problem to get over the line.
Trying to befriend the new black lad at toil
>>202429327Wahey
>Degrowth is an idea that critiques the global capitalist system which pursues growth at all costs, causing human exploitation and environmental destruction. The degrowth movement of activists and researchers advocates for societies that prioritize social and ecological well-being instead of corporate profits, over-production and excess consumption. This requires radical redistribution, reduction in the material size of the global economy, and a shift in common values towards care, solidarity and autonomy. Degrowth means transforming societies to ensure environmental justice and a good life for all within planetary boundaries.lollmao, even
>>202429348Made it sound fancy but you're playing video games like the other doss-abouts
screaminghttps://www.indy100.com/celebrities/huw-edwards-schoolschildren-table-dab-teaching-news-ten-bbc-8097156think he might have been teaching kids more than that
>>202429477sounds like utopia
>>2024293252/3*500 mL = 333 mL
>>202429483i'm a scholar gamer
business idea: reclassify corporations as ecological entities
the man announced the queen's death for goodness sakehave some decorum, let him retire in peace
>>202428501Hold on... there ISN'T a zero sugar Aussie Lemonade flavour! Something isn't adding up here...
>>202429249no, thats probably what caused Whygena to make that comic
feel awful tbqh feel like SHIT
>>202429496If you're a proper batty yeah
>>202429430just giving you some info i don't care>>202429498not 330ml is it
>>202429249only if you live in the pacific northwest
the only aussie lemonade i recognise is solo
dead thirstyshouldn't have eaten all that cheese earlier
>>202429559Close enough
>>202429477New facade for global communism just dropped
>>202429523Umm actually Dermot Monaghan at Sky News announced the Queen's death before Huwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E5RZwt257o
still no call back about the rental property. been an hour and a half since i rang. wondering if they've fobbed me off again now.
rorke apopleptic sir keir is looking out for his health
>>202429598maybe they have more things to think about than just you
>>202429583Degrowth is eco fascismSteady state / circular economy is WEF global communism
Study calls on myself to sink pints
we metricated imperial units. pint, cup, teaspoon etc.very simple reallyjust a bit of rounding
>>202429606nanny state
feel like i've eaten laods this week but i've barely pooed at all
>>202429588cheeky bastard. wonder if he's got that on his cv. i would
watching star trek
>>202429624reckon none of these are actually used and this is just wikiautism
>>202429624woke rubbish
Sir Woke Cunt
All drugs should be legal but they should all be laced with fentanyl so all the drugmongs die off
>>202429675yeah we've all seen Kingsman
>>202429624horse
>laods
had "the dream" again
oy vey goyim stop drinking pints shariah law doesnt allow it
honestly boris must have been FUMING that he got booted like a week before the queen kicked iti mean the odds on that really. he could've gone down in history just for being there but atlas twos not to bethen for liz herself to last like a month, what a mental time
>>202429253Genuinely disappointing this.You’d think politicians might be able to read the room but I suppose they just dont care.
>>202429614they assured me they would ring me back. it's hardly too much to ask that they fulfil their end of the bargain is it, especially given that they are an estate agent and i am a prospective renter.
>>202429687i havent
>>202429649the ones bolded are those commonly used but some pubs do carry the others as tradition
>>202429588god ITV's announcement was a fucking messthat presenter must cringe watching that back
>>202429687is that the one where they shoot up a church
>>202429687I thought that was about Samuel L Jackson doing some environmental terrorism?
>>202429711Think about the sort of person who would actually want to become a politician in the 21st century and it all makes sense
gonna win the war as Harold Godwineson in CK3
reading about an australian war hero who got defamed as a war criminal
>>202429747i think that was only in the ISIS cut
genuinely considering immigrating to Australia
>>202429769cheeky alliance with the Scots or France de lad and you're laughing
>>202429803feel like you'd emigrate to australia
"positive selection" ist he clones which fail to show reactivity to the host cells not producing the signals, then undergoing apoptosis (they kill themselves)
>>202429803Alri down on his luck Irishman in the 1800's
>>202429624why's adelaide got to be all awkward about it?
people taking an MAOI antidepressant can drop dead if they eat cheese or drink wine
>>202429816fail to elicit T cell signals and then undergo apoptosis due to neglect (and i know i said i wouldnt learn it - but this could mean they are type I at this stage!)
>>202429772https://youtu.be/Aj8N8Nvv6ys
Might move to Chistralia
might go travelling to South East Asia. Would like to visit some of the more remote islands in Indonesia and the Philippines :)
>>202429861only aged cheese or wine...they can have a little slice cheese
Hope that escaped capybara is alright
>>202429896probably better than if she were locked up in a cage
yeah?
>>202429896eaten by immigrants
>>202429890
>>202429588well annoying that i was ill as fuck and didn't even clock anything had happened until like 2pm the next day
do you know this word?
while thymocytes can undergo positive selection from weak signalling, the opposite can occur, which is the more potent ligands (signalling) trigger negative selection
>>202429877quite a good film for anyone going through their rorke phase
>>202430010it's the uncanny ability to know when there's a mattress nearby
vividly remember when the queen died it was about 3 or 4am here and i was posting on /brit/might need to embellish the story a bit when i tell my grandkids
>>202430022regardless of your phase its a good film, actually
>>202430010Something to do with women and motherhood given the 'mat' at the beginning?
in my rising moon phase *~
them niggas eat human head soup
3 /brit/s in the 'log
in my slurping capybara soup phase
>>202430052Just know that bint is 100% American accented and she likes pimping out her heritage
me when leftypol is speaking
>>202429950Well said
Entering my beer belly era
blackfeller institute (they sit and huff jenkem and drink banana rum all day)
love melting butter and scranning a whole baguette with it as a dip
>>202430152stop drinking beer then
>>202430158state
>>202430109
Would love to see them getting jungled up good and proper
black people genocide each other all the time
>>202430187I will (a bit)s'nice though, especially when the sun's still aroundeating less goycrap atm and that seems to be doing something for me at least
was funny seeing people who clearly had never lost any family or friends acting like they were properly grieving when the queen died
>>202430052
>>202430242how much beer do you drink la
>>202430052this is even the literal trillionaire putting his hands on his hips and going >nuh uh uh! be nice! when they say the most insane shit
>>202430315i look a bit like phil there
nuh uh uh! youre supposed to be doing better! where you supposed to be helping the world?
>>202430315if that's what heaven is like, then kill me now
black history month shite has started and it's not even until next month
>>202430276Over this summer I was having a couple of pints more or less every night and then doing steamingtoil on the weekends, so yeah let go of myself a bit reining it back now to weekends only
black history month AGAIN? already?
>>202430426it's not any month, actually>>>/int/cum
drink copious amounts of beer and don't have a beer belly
>>202430426love how it's a different month depending on if you are in the US or not, but you still have to hear about it twice a yearsame with the gay months there's pride month and then lgbt history month and then they are different times of the year based on location
>>202430450post belly
>>202430444bit odd that british black history is basically just mary seacole and diane abbott lmao
gay black power hour
>>202430483how old does alison hammond have to be to get included
anglo-saxon aryan history month no blacks allowed
horse
>>202430483diane abbott is a messshe gave some speech when kier starmer's parliament opened and she was all shaky and nervouslike what? she literally was giving the speech because she was the longest serving bird there and she still can't hack a speech?
rorke complaining about all the jovial parades happening year round
>>202430520yep thats rightyoure getting quite good at identifying horses
>>202430542Kier threw her off by calling her a stupid fat cunt before she spoke
post belly
>>202430496is that richard hammond's mum
>>202430542what did you expect from someone who puts on two left shoes to vote
>>202430542Keir fucked her HARD before she was still leaking
norse
>>202430569post more horses...
>>202430598love that she's so objectively an incompetent retard but because muh black woman leftypol defends her to the death
>>202430584yh
post belly !
>>202430617dont have any new pictures on me
only in shitain is this considered appetising
>>202430660thats ok anon
>>202430678that looks fucking banging
>>202430678lovely scran
post more these (of her)
>>202430735404 "her" not found
>>202430751not a horse
were in the bee edition now>>202428118>>202428118>>202428118
Not a fan of the mousenonce tranny arc
>>202430751I remember riding the donkeys at blackpool when I was about four or five
