bee edition
>>202428118whats that on his leg
>>202428141That's pollen
hourly meltdown incoming
rdr2 is a fucking masterpiece but can only be enjoyed once0 replay-ability
>>202430678needs a bit of marmite on top
>>202430669boring shite
>>202428118SIGNORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
even though the thread is a lot slower when hes not artificially inflating the postscount numbers per hour, the thread is still much better (higher quality), and its worth it
>>202428118that bee is piccolissima *_*
smelty
>>202428118spegni il proxy coglione
>>202430836the thread would be a better place without you in it
>>202430669rdr1 is better
What are the comfiest boards? Or other comfy websites? Really need some comfiness
Business idea: Support mass immigration and mass deportation simultaneously. They transfer mexicans to america, arabs to britain etc. They make more money in dollars/gbp/eur. get deported. trafficked again. ferrying them forever back and forever making more and more money each time. and so on and so forth ad nauseam
>>202430857thats mean and youre just hurting because there was a chance to. you could of just not
>>202430669prefer c3po me
>>202430841che piccolo! che ridiculo!
running low on bait for thirdies
>>202430876sorry
give donkeys the vote
>>202430892che stupido
i stopped eating those Pringles and the smell went away (it was a nice smell) thats good because i was concerned it mightve been a yeast infection!
>>202430876Could have *
>women wearing makeupno one panics>me wearing liftseveryone loses their minds
still no call from the estate agents. just bemused as to how incredibly rude it is to do this to me twice.
Did someone say Donkeys?
the problem with dead internet theory is that bot replies taking over would be indistinguishable from pajeet accounts that just tweet like eyes and hearts to everything
>>202431014they're all lying deano scum, don't know what else you would expect
Bored, wish l had drugs
>>202431047good post
>>202431014>bemusedSounds like you're seething actually
AND they should do a Hoonie bunny costume cosplay!
>>202431038wowok
i will be your lighti will be your lighti will be your light
Anyone else used to have a load of shite shareware games cds when they were younger?
>>202431047this was some posho 60 year old sounding lady today though. tuesday it was a bird probably in her 30s. cunts. getting quite angry actually.>>202431075i'm a numbers man not a wordsmith.
>>202431070what drugs
try on haul wank
>>202431109yeah what was the one from that e-games/galaxy of games things with the big monkey and the cagespeedy eggbert was the standout i thought
The curry I made last night was so fucking good Can't wait to have the leftovers for lunch
might cook marmite toast
>>202431070Surely you can get some booze in can't you?
>>202431151homemade? recipe?
>>202431134any one in particular?
>>202431109yeah. used to have games on floppy disks as well. mad how you'd have a game split between 7 disks
>>202431134thekatie?
>>202430911il felix stultissimo
>>202430892HELP HIM
>>202431025mad how they're called Led By Donkeys yet never actually criticise those who lead us now
we're just honourable men
>>202431242she's grim
>>202428118
>>202431122anything really. >>202431170will have to shower and clean some clothes first
>>202431184daylight racoon? strange
>>202431151had one in a wrap for lunch me
might just go and throw up actuallyproper in the mood for it
>>202431184doesn't look like they're getting along
posting a fella with his willy out just isn't on is it
God cursed me with autism because he knew if I was able to complete everyday tasks involving social interaction I would be too powerful.
revolting stuff
called it
>>202431317nonot .webmonly image
>>202431317blue board not willy board!!!
>>202431317um
>>202431329looks like the catbergs basically tolerating the other one but cant tell with that lot
>>202431267do not continue to post videos of animals being tortured by evil chinese cunts
>>202431261what you on about?
>>202431346are you able to buy stuff from cashiers or is it more severe than that
why do italians love bees so much?
Scottish History Month
>>202431274>will have to shower and clean some clothes firstTo go to the shops? get a grip m8
studying
duno whatter hav 4 lunc
>>202431393who doesn't love bees?
>>202431175Homemade Thai yellow curry yeah Paste was roasted shallot, gallangal, garlic, turmeric, then pounded in a mortar and pestle with palm sugar, black pepper, a few Thai red chilis, coriander root, and some toasted rice powderSeared some deboned deskinned chicken thigh that was marinated in fish sauce, light soy sauce, and rice wine in some chicken fat added some curry paste and sautéed a bit, removed from pan and reserved on another plate, sautéed some onion with some more curry paste. Added cubed potato, bell pepper, carrot and more curry paste, tossed to coat. Covered with coconut milk and simmered for twenty minutes. Then added chicken back in and simmered for another ten. Removed vegetables and reduced the sauce as it was a bit too watery. Served over jasmine rice with freshly chopped coriander leaf and some homemade fermented hot sauce
fuck you brits for making this monster. i had nightmares the previous night about him chasing me down the street
>>202431387he's right she's grim mate
Learning PUA game
>>202431424>>202431175bring it to DM's next time yeah?
>>202431387Spoiler that hog
>>202431427does he ever bum you with his bbc (black batty cock)?
>>202431487he did in the dream yes
>>202431387she's grim as fuck mate huge flat arse with a splotch on it and looks like she smells
>>202431427I honestly fucking love this guy, he's so creepy and funnyjust based
>>202431391No I can do that. It's just saying hi, paying then saying thank you and leaving. Anything involving an actual conversation my brain stops working.I was in a meeting at my old job once and they asked about something I was in charge of and instead of speaking I went non-verbal and stood still in silence for 5 minutes before they just moved on.
>>202431424sounds great but fuck me what a faff
lying in bedlistening to tori amosno motivation to get up
>>202431484What has got you so upset
>>202431387grim. she's even worse when she starts talking
>>202431424>Removed vegetables and reduced the sauce as it was a bit too watery.next time use coconut cream instead of milk and you won't have that problemalso coriander doesn't go on yellow curry
post a video of the OF model talking
samon for tea
>>202431519Made the paste in a big batch ages ago and keep it in the freezer Just chop up some veggies while the chicken is marinating and then it all goes in one pot Apparently there are high quality pastes you can get made in Thailand but I like to make my own as I love cooking
>>202431387She looks like a good fuck tho
>>202431481punchable face on that guy
I'm such a freak
>>202431547I just added too much milk but yeah next time I'll add cream to thicken it >coriander doesn't go on yellow curryWhy not? Tastes good and looks nice
>>202431612looks like if it was a human in real life it would be a small guy not because of the ears
>>202431587Very coolThink I’ll get mcds again tonight tho
>>202431622ktim after ordering chinese twice in one week
hilarious when indian scammers call themselves "Steve Johnson" or some shit whilst having the thickest accent known to manDo they genuinely think they sound western?
remembering a cringe memory and instantly making a finger gun gesture and emoting that I'm shooting myself in the head
only 2 days left in Japan lads
hello saar I am Andrew please do be doing the needful
>>202431642What's your McDonald's order of choice?
>>202431664kek do that sometimes
when did you realise nobody got rich from hard work and that hard work is for suckers
>>202431664surprised this doesn't get you stuck in a cringe loop
Think I'll binge watch 6 hours of Japanese tsunami videos again.
>Researchers asked more than 1,700 pubs, bars and restaurants to participate in a trial to say if the same trick worked for beer.>Only 13 accepted, despite compensation offers for lost sales.
>>202431740What trick
>>202431740what trick
>>202431673Last night was a philly cheese stack meal with 9 mcnuggets
>>202431664for me, its the cut throat gesture
>>202430974ugly bloke
>>202431782not ugly though is he >>202431777digits gz
my down syndrome is a super power
>>202431025What are these weird pint glasses?
>>202431632idk I'm sure it's fine just saying coriander is used in many thai dishes but not yellow or red currykhao soi is served with pickled mustard greens and fried shallots tho and that's nice
>>202431408have pottered down to the shops in some right grim states tbf
got a chicken stew on the hob
>>202431806camden drinks always come in them. hate it little stubby poof pints
>>202431777>philly cheese stackBizarre >9 McNuggets Did you not eat one?
>>202431408ive just done that cause the nearest is a fucking waitrose
The expression of the voltage-gated sodium channel SCN5a– b
gonna take 4 nurofen plus for a laugh
>>202431840They come in strange numbers here
>>202431673Fillet o fish meal on a friday
>>202431664when i lived on my own i would compulsively blurt out "nigger!" to short circuit the cringe spiral. can't do that any more
>>202431816There's fuck loads of coriander root in all Thai curry pastes so it is nice to have the fresh aroma, also it's garnished with coriander at restaurants hereKhao soi is too much of a pain to make at home and it is pretty cheap to get in my city with high quality
>>202431865are those ones with pinephrine in them
why does india have a space programme before they can roll out indoor plumbing
>>202431891nah they have codeine
>>202431865dont do it mate think of your poor mum
indoor plumbing for 6 billion people yeah
>>202431865thats a OD amount you retard
poo breath
This war is tough, feel for Harold Gonwineson he really had no chance of beating both invaders
>>202431763>>202431770>In a similar trial in January, wine sales fell when the largest glass size, typically 250ml, was scrappedActually labour claims they wont dictate pint sizes to the publi
that post wasnt me
>>202431890best thing is red curry when it's served with a very fine chiffonade of lime leafthe aroma is so much stronger than just plonking the whole leaves in and it's amazing
telling my parents I'm going to kms then turning off my phone
>>202431937china is double their population but dont poo on the streets and railways and beaches
>>202431978Mate you don’t know what you’re talking about just stop
>>202431985trueits so disgusting how India doesnt have "anywhere green" - that as in its dystopian
>>202431985Mad how much nicer china is than india despite their massive civil war, famine, floods and invasions
>>202432016wtf lol yes I do
be right back forum ive got to make a phone call
>>202432060Trust me, you don’t. I did a phd in thai cuisine, I know my shit
>>202432086ok dr. nam pla
>>202428118>>202428118Very smol
>>202431985>>202432021fun game - go on google street view and try to find a street in india where you can't see any rubbishit's genuinely impossible kek
>>202431777philly cheese stack was disappointing when I had it desunothing hits like the big mac
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r9C9Ye1It_g
>>202432086Dr. Moo nam Prick
thai curries are genuinely quite easy to do desu everyone should learn them
left the /brit/ thread open on the work laptop, fuck sake
>>202432134glasgow is just as bad. it has to be some brits learned from them or they learned from us. either not caring or expecting the government will clean it
just get those little packets of curry sauce, me. perfect incelportion
>>202432135>philly cheese stackI like that goopy cheese they put on itMust be insanely fucking unhealthy but is nice to gobble down on
don't carefuck offnot arsed
computers been getting a bit stuck trying to download files
test
poor lad next door has been practiscing the same piano piece for weeks now he just cant crack it
>>202432362icles
NileRed so cute
Big hungry man me lol
>>202432382give him a blowie to perk him up x
>>202432410scrannage
having some spou
>really hard problem in excel
>>202432443ffs
>>2024324102 pots of elton john fart with extra on top
>>202432410poo
just ordered some cat ribs from the chinky
What do people do in excel at these jobs? Is it not just making a spreadsheet, some formulas and maybe linking some spreadsheets?Don't understand how that's a job, seems like something you set up once and maybe do an hour or two making adjustments to it every month
if we all died then why the FUCK would AI want to bring us back? absolute state of the planet right now
>>202432571I don’t know
you know who didn't have a billion $?Hitler
the kids are alright
>>202432571spent a year in a excel job and unironically still couldn't tell youit's a lot more fiddley than you might think - that's all I can say
>>202432571only actively used Excel in one job and that was as a junior software dev who also got lumbered with the end-of-the-month invoicing/reportsI imagine that could be a job on its own for a smaller/less developed company
phone call is later they have to call me back
>>202432571I'm an excelmonkey and our business uses it's own software for it's core businesses but the software is basically just storing the data and if you want to do anything with it you need to do that by taking the data out and manipulating it in excel
>>202432680bizarre post
>>202432617Did this freak get homeschooled or something I remember watching Boy In Striped Pajamas in 2010 GCSE history and most of the class were taking the piss out of it
be right back forum ive got to clean my house for a few minutes there isnt much to do this time around because its just metal cans and i have some of those to squish ^.^
>>202432699Oh yh jews dying is so funny isnt it
>>202432722Ok but don’t be too long!
>>202432737disturbingly... erotic
>>202432737waiting until it 404s doesn't mean you're not a dumb crossposter>>>/tv/203678639
Was having a dry spell and decided my body was the problem. Hit the gym hard for a year. Got the exact same amount of female interest: zero. But several guys have told me I have a great body. Was certain I was 100% straight but you know what, I'm seriously having second thoughts.
>>202432730Boy in the Striped Pajamas was a laughably bad film though No school should ever use it to teach the holocaust
>>202432737um
the kids are airtight
FUCK YOU
>>202432788they should use the episodes of The Strain about Nazi vampires
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took the initiative and rang the CUNT estate agents up. i was VERY assertive this time. my voice was resonant and dominant, and i made it very clear that i was not to be messed about again when i made a sarcy comment referencing my having called twice already. "third time lucky eh", i said. well, lads, they took me seriously this time. the man took my employment details, how long i wanted tor rent for etc, and i will be contacted via telephone next week when the applications are looked at and viewing slots dished out. and if they don't contact me, lads, i will unleash all hell.
>>202432847 918 results found.
>>202432786Face is kingA nice face and a bit of confidence Then it's heightThen it's physique
>>202432847certified ancient gimmick
>>202432786all gym helps with is confidence. no women are going to approach you unless you're a 9/10 face and 6ft+ so you can do all you want in the gym but you're not shagging unless you approach someone
>tfw 8/10 face but 5'6
>>202432617>>202432699we all ripped the absolute shit out of the jewish kid in our class when we watched these films
>>202432788? It was a great film, i watched it again last year and it still holds up.Funnily enough the author made a sequel and got eviscerated by jews for not shitting on white people enough
I don't mind other guys dancing with my girlthat's fine I know them all pretty well
>6 seasidemark holiday episodescorrrphwoar
Why are all new games so fucking wank
just applied for loads of cleaning jobs
>Israel will face 'crushing response', Iran's Revolutionary Guards commander says
27 “‘If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28 then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. 29 You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. 30 I will destroy your high places, cut down your incense altars and pile your dead bodies[b] on the lifeless forms of your idols, and I will abhor you. 31 I will turn your cities into ruins and lay waste your sanctuaries, and I will take no delight in the pleasing aroma of your offerings. 32 I myself will lay waste the land, so that your enemies who live there will be appalled. 33 I will scatter you among the nations and will draw out my sword and pursue you. Your land will be laid waste, and your cities will lie in ruins. 34 Then the land will enjoy its sabbath years all the time that it lies desolate and you are in the country of your enemies; then the land will rest and enjoy its sabbaths. 35 All the time that it lies desolate, the land will have the rest it did not have during the sabbaths you lived in it.
>>202432997they ever avenged that general jews killed or something?
>>202433011>me, 28 ktim
mad some blokes are going around like this
>>202433068how does he fold towels
>>202433068*sleeps on his face once*
he say you brade runner
Odds I stay insideEvens I don’t go out
answer this leftypol you slugwhere does that horny energy go when you don't wank?go on then
still howling at this one
Haven’t had a lamb shank in 4 days
>>202433168cockney rhyming?
>>202433145What's going on there then?
>>202433188warm up act for drag queen storytime
really fancy going to the pub but shouldn't booze
>>202433145mogs mei literally couldn't place my flaccid willy on anything
>>202433182aye a wank
>>202433210Do people really have cocks this small? How do people wank if their cock is smaller than their hand? Do they fuck it like a fleshlight?
>>202433011Seems like a stand up guy this God character
>>202433248they use two fingers instead of their hand
>>202433210>that beardwhat did allah mean by that?
>>202433155this image is literally sacrilege to the modern uk because it attacks the two most sacred things in our culture, darkies and the nhs this image is the equivalent of one mocking christ in medieval spain
>>202433248i use two or 3 fingers at most. but recently gone off wanking because it's too depressing
Ended up watching an episode of Eastender with mumberg>white lad is a muslim convert>literally just dresses and acts like any other deano kid just wears the silly hat to pray even got his gf pregnant very strange character choice
>>202433145>janny deletes the muslim bj>keeps this uphate those faggots so much
>>202433281Lol medieval spain was muslim
>>202433311>keeps this up>(Dead)
>>202433068This lad is actually quite the shagger of black women from NYC
>>202433311>
Never shagged a black, asian or indian girl, what are they like?
gonna have a fry-up for dinner because rules don't matter
>>202433310bare minimum to appease the wokes. eastenders is based
>>202433343They’re just human beings rorke
>>202433334can't believe the janny deleted this post
>>202433316that society was called andalus spain is a christian civilisation by even 1000 ad they controlled half of iberia and by 1300 they controlled everything apart from what we would call andalusia, the algarve and murciawhich was still the medieval era you really know little
eastender (2024)
>>202433330>>202433338tut mir leid. just doing my job
>>202433343shagged one of each. black girl stank, others I didn't notice anything different
fry ups are a proper hassle to makehonestly not even worth the effort. Better off just going to a cafe and paying a few quid for them to make it for you
pound land tuna ayo sandwiches taste like pussy
>>202433356cooked a whole slap up full english for the famberg's tea about a week agothey were all so thankful and loved it so much
>>202433388Not wrong tho was I
not sure if I could do a black lass, I shagged an Italian girl and that already felt like interracial
>>202433427well in
>>202433438they're all pink inside, la
Fuming. How will I go on my incel night drives now?
might eat some crab
feel a little sick from the nurofen plus just need to ride it out
>>202433429you were wrong medieval spain existed (well not as a unified state, leon, aragon, asturias, catalonia and castille) and it was heavily catholic
whenever I do a vomburp I instinctively try to blow all the air in my lungs out but it does nothing for me, throat still tastes of acidy lunch
>>202433479state tbf i failed first time that was embarrassing af too
Thought I'd feel better after a week of not drinking but honestly feel the same except bored
arabic flags look evil
>>202433479I cried after failing my first time
>>202433504actual moron
>>202433517hs
>>202433504>>202433524That's an MOT test not a driving test.
>>202433512i gave up drinking for a while onceit was like everything was mutedhighers were lowerlows were highertrick is to somehow be a social responsable drinkerto somehow only put away a dozen pints instead of 2 dozen on the lashfuck knows how anyone does it but someone who can maintain tipsy status as much as possible is a god
>>202433524actual moron
>>202433494>>hurr durr spain existed well no it didn’t actually hurr
>>202433552yea I know
>>202433552Neither of them said they thought it was a driving test.
>>202433479Just reminded me got to book mine in for its MOT next month
don't enjoy casual sex, me. hooked up with a chinese girl one time who wouldn't let me kiss her and it just felt like an intense wank, was just unpleasant.
catberg just WON'T leave me alone
>>202433538>>202433552yeah first time i put my car in for the mot it failedand it was really embarrassing not being able to collect it for a few days as i paid for them to get it up to scratch
>>202433588post himnow
>>202433581actual moron
>>202433588just pet the poor bastard
>>202433554>it was like everything was muted>highers were lower>lows were higherthis is literally my life and im rawdogging it fine. have no idea why one puts effort into drugs drink or sex
>>202433584weird how some brasses are like that
>>202433619low t
Fucks sake I want some RAIN
>>202433576the predecessors to the spanish state existed and so did the spanish language it was all the one people, culture and religion under just different competing kings till aragon and castile united in 1479 then it became “spain”
>>202433647ktim
>>202433538>>202433571>>202433610who is this rude guy
>>202433647do you deserve rain?
horse oil
>>202433671Don’t you remember??It.. it was you…
joggers getting a bit of a scent
>>202433655Yes but there’s no need to get so technical. For ease and simplicity, we just say that Spain was muslim back then
You can do it, anon!
>>202433773is this Canada
>>202433773I can’t though
>>202433619grimyou dont know fun until you've been off your face in a random nightclub with your cock out and some girl playing with it
>>202433719damn...
>>202433773i havent tried but I know I cant
love booze me
>>202433827Yes you can and you know you can
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1726036406039868.jpg
>>202433770not all of it was thought and you can accurately say there was a medieval spanish society you should have said some of the land we now call spain was muslim but you jumped the gun
>>202433879‘
>>202433827>>202433805how can you know if you've never even tried?
>>202433264Luv Him xx
Sort of need a poo but bowelberg often tricks me into thinking I need one when I don't so I end up straining and getting piles.
is this America
>>202433879W I N D I S C H E S S C H E N B A C H ?INDISCHESSCHENBACH?
>>202433011god says>if you treat me like shit i will respond in kindatheists:>reeee god is so unfair why isn't god enthrall to me!!!
>>202433972>>202433972>>202433972
>>202433068 mogs me
