Oktoberfest edition
if you have any questions about christanity i shall try to answer them
two strike is nothing i three strike it
what's your scent of the day?>SOTD: Maison Margiela By the Fireplace
diego's crepes
mad how there are girls on tinder named after harry potter characters now
>>202517364I like how you omit "to the best of my ability" now because you are a middle-ages lazy retard troll incel who can't even keep up the charade anymore lol
White tradesmen don’t exist according to screwfix adverts
LIVERPOOL
Can't believe the Aussies are doing a The Office spinoff and this is the cast
i love Whygena
i am miserable
>>202517535I am Whygena.And I do not love you, Toby.
Just started letting myself be cringe in the past few months and it's actually a very successful way of getting women. Who would've thunk it?
>>202517514chat is this real
I wonder what the first Europeans thought when they encountered sub Saharan Africans and their jungle python big black cocks.
>>202517514should have had a gen z boss and a mini character
fuck off
>>202517555story
>>202517514which one is meant to be the cute one?
>>202517514only recognise the fat tongan and he isnt very funny. they look goofy.
>>202517560Mungo Park never mentioned BBC in his writings
>>202517558https://youtu.be/A7qOi8VyxG8?si=3jo_D67YsJpn0-tO
Toby :p
or not toby
the office (every version) sucks
toby
12 days until I move to England, will I get robbed
>>202517514catching up on the olds
A. She was a whowah.B. She hit me.
Has to be some sort of truth to it that Shakespeare was black. The name ffs lmao
>>202517680nahit doesnt
>>202517677C. I'm a fuckin' captain
I am Cat Yank
>>202517680he was irish actually
>>202517670Depends what part of England
can hear the drunken deanos out destroying their brain cells. drink the poison and enjoy your boxing bread and circus like the sheep you are
thinking about that time i got tricked by /tv/ into watching lake mungo and it was amongst the worst hour-odd of film making i'd ever seen
I am Cat, yank
GOING TO JAPAN NEXT WEEK!
>can hear the drunken deanos out destroying their brain cells. drink the poison and enjoy your boxing bread and circus like the sheep you are
spent £90 on fifa and it just crashes whenever I go into a game
>>202517744shes cute
>>202517728Kys
>>202517723what are you doing then mate
fuck it im going for a maccies. i want to take a drive, smoke a couple ciggies, and get a load of junk food.
>>202517618well i like the milf mega boobs but this show seems unnecessary
>>202517756you've been done in
>>202517766drinking wine watching football
>>202517558hate how people use chat like this referencing a fake internet crowd of people is just so odd. you're not part of an event, you're just seeing a void emoji spam at extremely high speed
>>202517756THE GAME IS BROKEN EA SPORTSTHE GAME IS BROKEN
>>202517762kys
>>202517799mods can we ban this guy
lol
chat did he really ask the modes if they could ban me? :skull:
The best thing about PC is piracy. Console is a closed system. Imagine paying for games in 2024
MN is like Sheldon. From Big Bang. Theory
They call me The Rizzler
not lol for the ebonics
>>202517895reckon i probably have about £2k worth of games on my steam and ubisoft accounts
American uni gone woke
>>202517931you'd do very well in a hosted incel olympics competition. it's a key facet
>>202517895can't play pro clubs with my mates if i pirate eafc though
GBP/CAD+ 0.36%
>>202517931Grim.
musk capitulating no free speech here
Americans be like "itsy bitsy spider"
arse stinks
>Brian Crossman Jr., 22, is accused of fatally shooting his dad and local official Brian Crossman, 46, his wife Erica, 41, and her 13-year-old son Colin Taft at the house they shared in the rural town of Pawlet near the New York state border on Sunday morning, Vermont State Police said.another zoomer killed his whole family
>>202517895as evidenced by all the broken english and russia scrawl on crack sites, only turd worlders pirate these daysand only retards buy games before a steam sale
>>202518003very yankish face
>>202517960Yeah some games have to be paid for unfortunately
>>202517772Take a drive to the gym instead fat lad
>>202518026Piracy is based.
>>202518052fuck that. i wish i were dead not trying to live longer
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>202518052Just drive to the brothel after the maccas. Easy.
>>202518157picture wont load for me
>>202518159sex on a full tummy? you mental
>>202518179Nice thumbnail idiot.
>>202518233works on my phone
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/sep/21/biden-letting-ukraine-strike-deep-within-russia-key-to-ending-war-zelenskyy-saysIt's so extremely overDon't worry. It will be quick, warm. You won't have work again
one moment im thinking how i have not been happy for at least 7 years but in the next i see the beautiful sunset through the trees and think haha you fucking idiot you dont get it at all do you
>>202518233me neither
>>202518052they'd be suicide-bombed by a fat pooner if they published this today
>>202517514literally don't know who's supposed to be tim, dawn or gareth
:(
>>202518261Ahem
>remakes!>franchises!>sequels!>prequels!>spinoffs!I hate the 21st century.
>>202518159fucking disgusting subhuman
>>202518322tim: the womandawn: the womangareth: the womanwomen are funny, rorke, get over it
>>202518261this has been a Nothing Ever Happens story for many weeksBiden has not shifted
>>202518261How exactly is that going to end the war.
>>202518340you would have hated the renaissance then
do aussie prozzies let you film emjust wondernig
>>202518370They're hoping it spooks Putin enough to call off the war
turn on the news
>>202518412some will i'm sure if you pay for itask them in advance
>>202518322guessing they are adapting the American adaptation. Australians have very little in common with Brits these days.
despite the mounting global tensions and poo barmers reign of terror, there is a feeling of optimism and rejuvenation amongst the masses that hasn’t been seen yet this decade you can feel it in the air
>>202518423Yeah that’ll definitely happen.
>>202518449lol things are never getting better
>>202518449you're kidding meunironically feel it's actually just going to get worse
>>202518429bbc mentioned
>>202518412why would you want to be filmed with a prostitute? the whole point of the transaction is discretion.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5lho2TCbco
>>202518449We're in the end-game now.
is it is the whole point o fseeing a prostitute discretion
>bridgerweightwtf is that
got a soft willard and nothing on the hub is stimulating itmight be having a sexual emergency
firearms license, obtainednow to get a gun
>>202517997
>>202518485for the wanking material? i dunno the mind of a degenerate
>>202518490he was wearing that t shirt yesterday
mumberg insisting we all sit down as a family and watch the new strictly season. what on earth is that dozy cunt playing at
>>202518490dont kno whow he has the energy do to everything he does i.e. travel from shithole to shithole to make a shit video no one watches
>>202518385name one >>remakes!>>franchises!>>sequels!>>prequels!>>spinoffs!to come out of the renaissance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaNGNXzD7VQ&ab_channel=MichaelLambertwell said michael
>>202518602FOLC
ahhh yahh babooshka babooshka ya yaaaaa
>>202518610hey timmy, spending your saturday night here (again) while black tings shag?
>>202518602well, is it any good?
>>202518602ah yes is the wee blind man joking about how he'll go out the first weekwow that is so funny I'm so glad he made that joke 50 times in a row
can't wank to porn with degenerate feet stuff in itnot sure if it's because I'm wanking 2+ times everyday or if I've descended into degeneracy, don't have the same issue whilst shagging
>>202518636shagging tonight, dont worry timmy x
got some m&s soup in the microwavealong with some asparagus tips and broccolini
My daughter pimped me out to her friends
>>202518658haha wont provide any proof will you x
>>202518602i watch strictly with my dad when i go round hisnice isn't it
>>202518682thats hot
>>202518664>asparagus tips*pushes my glasses up my nose*they're called spears actually
HE'S CATYANK, HE'S CATYANK, YOU'RE CATYANK...I'M CATYANK! ARE THERE ANY OTHER CATYANKS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
>>202518689no proof will satisfy raging timmy
*ruins your TV show*
Chicago town IN the air fryer
>>202518692ever shag him up the arse?
>>202518254
51 iron arrowtips, 26 rune
>>202518721only in a dream
>>202518693Lmao Rorke desperate for 16 year old pussy
ready for bed
>>202518703i accept your concession timmy x
>>202518729>>202518733Both of you fuck off.
>>202518710at this point panel shows are exactly as good with this bint as withouttaskmaster is the first good thing she's been allowed on
fell out with gfberg because she said she wanted to go to the shops this morning so when I got up after the alarm went off she told me she couldn't be arsed and stayed in bed.you honestly cannot tell me you are happier with a gf than without. sick of this shite
thinking of seeing if i can still log into my runescape account from 2005 odd
horse
unironically tucking into a delicious take away pasta
>>202518850love you diego
>>202518850what genre of pasta?
>>202518841>horseModern women fuck them
>>202518867techno
>>202518867lasagna
>>202518696i dont eat the bottom
>>202518806Damn Emma looks good here
Completely different man from the one who made Brexithttps://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1837161879564657140
>>202518836she fucks dogs
it rape night
>>202518902
much more likely to kick off in lebanon than in ukraine rn
Whistle posse blow
>>202518836Damn...name of girl?
>>202518836would love to see a smug hung femboy plap her
>>202517284Lang lebe österreich
>>202518931Croatia, stop that
never did no harmnever did no harm
190 on a madone
It's Saturday night lads, why aren't you out with your gf? You do have a gf...don't you lads?
>>202518924>we don't care about your values we care if you'll be a worker drone>>202518929So does my dog
>>202518982...prefer not to say
>>202518823you have sex quit complaining
>>202518836https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/mommy-anna
>>202518982bettie bondage is my gf and i'll be settling down with her tonight after the footy finishes
>>202518982no and neither do youshut up bitch
>>202519013That is that girl?
my gf
>>202519008I use a penis sleeve because my willy doesn't reach her due to my tummy being too big (through no fault of my own)
>with gfI'm not black so having a woman love me is a totally foreign concept
>>202519057nice willy
>>202518696i dont eat the tough bottoms
>>202517364Scientists are smarter than you, pic relatedhttps://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2009/11/05/scientists-and-belief/
The Stanley Pub, 333 Prescot Road, Stanley, 1920s, 1987, 2019 and 2024 - showing the pub building through the decades - now being renovated into flats
>>202519052
>>202519057Don't understand these ones. If you want to be a girl then make yourself look like a girl. Shave your armpits, slap on some makeup and hide your big clown feet.Who is this for?
Anybody have any pics of The Stanley Pub, 333 Prescot Road, Stanley?
I'm a social scientist
>>202518982shes away
they loom
>>202519122her hip to waist ratio is bonkers
missing person
Nick Knowles during Comic Relief Does Fame Academy - Nick Knowles Eviction at Lambeth College in London, Great Britain (2005)
>>202518982my gf is going out clubbing tonight and says I can order a justeat as long as I'm in bed for 10
>>202519071SPAAEEEDDOOOOOOOSPAEEEDOOOOOOOOO
>>202519102how are "sceintists" smarter than me?
My viewing for tonighthttps://soundgasm.net/u/nymphs_/F4M-Ultra-Violent-Part-1
>>202519171you have just been looking at too many trannies
>>202519138What can you tell me about society in Croatia
>>202519172HAHAHAHA fuck him the cunt
>>202519172>new yorkDEPORT THIS YANK
>>202519236cringe
>>202519187Bro looks like he was just living in the Australian bush for 3 months
>>202519200He prefers to be called Spain god
off to pub
sick of it.
>>202519172Mad zipper position. Don't trust him.
>>202519290Guy in the center should really get out in the sun more
>>202519275I love trans pussy
>>202519258he's an odd one nick knowleshe sort of larps as a tradie in old polos and cargo trousers because he used to present a DIY programme on TV but he's actually some posh public school boy
>>202519250Sorry would “shared hun x” be better?
>>202519342...yh
>>202519245
>>202519115criminal
>>202519320No such thing
off toil for two weeks now. Nothing but junk food, video games and posting here. normies don't know what it's like to have it this good.
>>202519290Never seen a Chinese fella in my life. Apparently they're all in Cambridge
7-6 comboed that spacker wizard
18th century “publick houſes” sound a lot more preferable to gin salons. Only the French could come up with something that awful.
>>202519414they'll notice your weight gain
>>202519414going on holiday for two weeks on tuesdaycant WAIT to delete slack off my phone
>>202519327so his accent is probably fake toodoes he even have any building qualifications or anything?
>>202519415go to any casino on a Monday night and you'll see the entire population of Beijing.
>>202519402Bro doesn't know about modern trans pussy
>>202519415>asian welsh
>>202519459not my fault my parents love me enough to feed me
>>202519481I do, it’s a sick abomination
brotherberg just bought a new build with his gf
>>202519470Not here
>Scotland 75% Scottish
>>202519581what GPU?
>>202519290Ktim
Rowing a tiny boat to Great Britain lads. I'm in the middle of the Atlantic now. Laptop connected to satellite internet
>>202519269Fuck off Spainpaedo you evil ghoul
>>202519591doesn't make sense this?
>>202519581think they're gonna shag in that place?
>>202519540https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202506136
bag poo
the goons are ready
When they were touring the new build I bet the gf was scoping out the best rooms to shag in
>>202519662I plan on having a wank in the bathroom
>>202519749yeah the one with the biggest window to ventilate the weed smoke out when the goons come over while he's at work x
I'm something of a goon myself
>The IDF says that dozens of airforce are currently striking "terrorist targets" to remove threat to Israeli civiliansah good so another 1000 civs slaughtered then
we all having a good time tonight or what
NUKES HAVE GONE OFF IN ISRAEL
>ah good so another 1000 civs slaughtered then
>>202519794>terrorist targetsThe Jews planted bombs in phones sold the general public lmao
>>202519794>>202519803Take it to /pol/
where's my 50p karl
>>202519796are you the /brit/ DJ?
listening to devo
House/dog sat for my brother once when him and his wife were away. Very weird feeling when I went into their bedroom. Kept that door completely shut the whole time.
>>202519838...prefer not to say
>>202519838SHABBA*plays shaggy - wasn't me*
>>202519820Lmao jew pissed off
no toby
those young hoodlums are getting ready for tonight
Shayne Ward (2006)
reminder to filter Belgium flag if you havent done so already
>>202519856How so?
imagine the ramifications if nukes really had went off in Israel. not worth thinking about is it
>>202519925corrr fit he is
>>202519925elite scrannage
i have a babyface
>>202519876>don’t like politics on /int/ so I must be a Jew Ah yes.
it didnt just win an award for that. you just had an opinion about something
>>202519876Need a pager?
>>202519917>>202519787>>202519730190 melty after the United game
>>202519940>nukesIsrael needs one nuclear bomb to collapse while her enemy Iran can hand thousands of bombs
>>202519939wow so awkward if only there was a way to avoid that situation
>>202519995my cock must be a pager because I'm about to blow
>>202519995would love to see this bint punted off a tel aviv skyscraper
>Okay now /brit/ I want to see you all make your way to the dancefloor with this next one! Don't be shy and let's see those moves!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ0biK-ZgA
>thread up for an hour and a half at 6pm on a SaturdayThat's it. /brit/ is officially dead
>>202520024
>>202519986Wrong thread mate this is /brit/ not /yank/>>202519995190!
Air pollution
>>202519940jewish people would all go limp and collapse as their connection to the hivemind is severed
>>202520042190 was watching the United vs palace match
Nuke launched on lebanonit's over
>>202520042even the super losers are out on a saturday night
his posts are so dogshit that nobody can be bothered to be impressed
>>202520076suck my lebanend
>>202520076
>>202520054Corr look at that pong coming from belgiumnonces bedroom!
>>202520076well would ya look at that
>>202520054gonna show this to mum next time she tells me to go out and get some "fresh air"
whats going on here then
>Three children and seven women killed as Israel strikes at Hezbollah
New>>202520199
Janny shoot this man.
>>202520179bbc load in the air
>>202520225fuck off jeff you stupid nigger
>>202520076Doesn’t look anything like a nuke going off thoughbeit.
